Would the Christians rather surrender to Islam or Humanism?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
Christian, surrender to?
DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
I'm just wondering.
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"Nobody can question the monkey exists, and thus monkeys are more
powerful than god, unless he's the monkey god"
Free Lunch
showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
>Notice this is a BIG hypothetical IF. The Muslim troops are advancing
>from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
>Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
>Christian, surrender to?
>
>DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
>
>I'm just wondering.
The anti-science Christians have already allied themselves with the
other forces of ignorance.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:24:17 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
> showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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> >Notice this is a BIG hypothetical IF. The Muslim troops are advancing
> >from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
> >Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
> >Christian, surrender to?
>
> >DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
>
> >I'm just wondering.
>
> The anti-science Christians have already allied themselves with the
> other forces of ignorance.
>
>
>
> >----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> >"Nobody can question the monkey exists, and thus monkeys are more
> >powerful than god, unless he's the monkey god"
>
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That's what I thought. Thank you.
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 24, 12:25 pm, Free Lunch <lu...@nofreelunch.us> wrote:
>That's what I thought. Thank you.
All monkeys are stupid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGCMBx48nrg
Amy
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 24, 12:25 pm, Free Lunch <lu...@nofreelunch.us> wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:24:17 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
> showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
Tibetan Monkey is likes to spank his self;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7PdLqMgRQ
Father Haskell
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Notice this is a BIG hypothetical IF. The Muslim troops are advancing
> from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
> Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
> Christian, surrender to?
>
> DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
>
> I'm just wondering.
You mean if they did, or didn't, have cyanide caps?
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:bdc5d5b1-c0e8-4f14...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 24, 12:25 pm, Free Lunch <lu...@nofreelunch.us> wrote:
>
> >That's what I thought. Thank you.
>
> All monkeys are stupidhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGCMBx48nrg
Except the TibetanMonkey. He's into philosophy and revolution.
The average monkey though has better IQ than the sheep.
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:bdc5d5b1-c0e8-4f14...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 24, 12:25 pm, Free Lunch <lu...@nofreelunch.us> wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:24:17 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
> > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> > <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
>
> Tibetan Monkey is likes to spank his self;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7PdLqMgRQ
TibetanMonkey says sex is good, but Christians say it's dirty.
Tantra is best for the world than worshipping ghosts.
TheTibetanMonkey
They would convert from Hallelujah to Allah-lujah before taking those.
Conversions from one faith to the other is rather a small leap of
faith.
RiverMan
Why do you keep posting this bullshit?
sagetea
>
> Why do you keep posting this bullshit?-
Because he's drinking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo
TheTibetanMonkey
wrote:
> On Dec 24, 11:12 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>> > > On Dec 24, 3:24 pm, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-
>
> > > in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > Notice this is a BIG hypothetical IF. The Muslim troops are advancing
> > > > from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
> > > > Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
> > > > Christian, surrender to?
>
> > > > DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
>
> > > > I'm just wondering.
>
>
> > They would convert from Hallelujah to Allah-lujah before taking those.
>
> > Conversions from one faith to the other is rather a small leap of
> > faith.
>
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Which is precisely why they rather convert to Islam than embrace
Humanism. I hear many instances of those conversions, such as Muhammad
Ali.
TheTibetanMonkey
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> in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Notice this is a BIG hypothetical IF. The Muslim troops are advancing
> > from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
> > Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
> > Christian, surrender to?
>
> > DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
>
> > I'm just wondering.
>
I HAVE A HUMANISTIC REVOLUTION... COMPRENDE?
"Communism forgets that life is individual. Capitalism forgets that
life is social, and the kingdom of brotherhood is found neither in the
thesis of communism nor the antithesis of capitalism but in a higher
synthesis. It is found in a higher synthesis that combines the truths
of both." -M.L. King
A PROGRAM FOR A BETTER WORLD
Why not build a new system? That offers PROSPERITY, SOCIAL JUSTICE and
FREEDOM; that discards the defects of both Communism and Capitalism;
and that places the system at the service of the human being, and not
the other way around. Why not HUMANISM?
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:11:41 -0800 (PST), "hypati...@comcast.net"
>
>
>
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> <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >On Dec 24, 11:12 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> >wrote:
> >> On Dec 24, 9:09 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> > in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> > > Notice this is a BIG hypothetical IF. The Muslim troops are advancing
> >> > > from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
> >> > > Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
> >> > > Christian, surrender to?
>
> >> > > DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
>
> >> > > I'm just wondering.
>
>
> >> They would convert from Hallelujah to Allah-lujah before taking those.
>
> >> Conversions from one faith to the other is rather a small leap of
> >> faith.
>
> >And, considering that humanism is a philosophy and not a religion...
>
> although many are.- Hide quoted text -
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May we classify ATHEISTS IN PRO SOCIAL DARWINISM AND ANTI SOCIAL
DARWINISM (HUMANISM) for the sake of simplicity?
TheTibetanMonkey
Have you considered a banana on the path to happiness?
Sanity
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Notice this is a BIG hypothetical IF. The Muslim troops are advancing
> from the East and the Western forces of enlightenment (aka the
> Humanists) are advancing from the West... Who would you, as a
> Christian, surrender to?
>
> DILEMMA: EASTERN GOD VS. WESTERN HEATHENS.
>
> I'm just wondering.
>
"Americans never give up! We'll never surrender!" - John McCain (who
surrendered and became a POW) %~\
TheTibetanMonkey
NEVER SURRUNDER TO REASON... RIGHT ON, FOR THE HELL OF IT!
Free Lunch
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
I know a lot of Americans like that.
>.. RIGHT ON, FOR THE HELL OF IT!
That, too.
whistler
>
> "Nobody can question monkey feces REVOLUTION
> http:/webspammer.com/users/BANANA-DIP
Awwwww....poor mis-understood MonkeyBoy
RiverMan
wrote:
Yes... as a matter of fact I have
-=] RiverMan [=-
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
Good, you need banana as part of a healthy lifestyle...
(much more than believing in god)
Sanity
wrote:
War in the 'spirit' of a team sport, hoorah... War IS terrorism;
ergo, a "War on Terrorism" is a redundancy.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> > NEVER SURRUNDER TO REASON... RIGHT ON, FOR THE HELL OF IT!
>
> War in the 'spirit' of a team sport, hoorah... War IS terrorism;
> ergo, a "War on Terrorism" is a redundancy.-
Well, sometimes the hide the spirit of the competition and discreetly
and enigmatically say, "We support our troops," "God bless America,"
etc.