The Banana: Evidence of God or Evolution?
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
best shot...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&feature=related
Then I say, "Hey, are you STUPID, or what? The hand of the human and
monkey share opposed thumbs because they share the same line of
EVOLUTION."
So it is that the battle lines between TRUTH AND LIE, GOOD AND EVIL
are being drawn around the banana.
Well, it was the Forbidden Fruit that doomed humanity. BEHOLD THE
BANANA! ;)
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One monkey said to another, "How are our relatives doing in
civilization?" And the second one replied, "Oh, it's still a jungle!"
Sanity
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Deep, deep question this one. But I let the Christians give it their
> best shot...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&feature=related
>
> Then I say, "Hey, are you STUPID, or what? The hand of the human and
> monkey share opposed thumbs because they share the same line of
> EVOLUTION."
>
> So it is that the battle lines between TRUTH AND LIE, GOOD AND EVIL
> are being drawn around the banana.
>
> Well, it was the Forbidden Fruit that doomed humanity. BEHOLD THE
> BANANA! ;)
>
>
> One monkey said to another, "How are our relatives doing in
> civilization?" And the second one replied, "Oh, it's still a jungle!"
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
I went to college and now I can spell bananananananana but I cannot
stop.
Liberty
Is there any evidence for God? The answer is Yes! For one thing, God
has left His "footprints" all around us. After all, isn't it more
logical to believe that God created this world, than to think it all
happened by chance? The psalmist's words are true: "The heavens
declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his
hands" (Psalm 19:1).
But the Bible points us to an even greater truth: We can know God is
real and that He loves us, because He became a man. This man was Jesus
Christ. Do you want to know what God is like? Look at Jesus Christ,
for He alone "is the image of the invisible God" (Colossians 1:15). He
proved this by dying for our sins on the cross and then being raised
from the dead by the power of God.
Your letter reminds me in some ways of one of Jesus' disciples who
still found it hard to believe. His name was Thomas, and although
others told him Jesus had been raised from the dead, he still refused
to believe. But then Thomas met Christ personally, and immediately his
doubts vanished and he exclaimed, "My Lord and my God" (John 20:28).
This can be your experience if you will turn to Christ and ask Him to
come into your life.
Liberty
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> best shot...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&feature=related
>
> Then I say, "Hey, are you STUPID, or what? The hand of the human and
> monkey share opposed thumbs because they share the same line of
> EVOLUTION."
>
> So it is that the battle lines between TRUTH AND LIE, GOOD AND EVIL
> are being drawn around the banana.
>
> Well, it was the Forbidden Fruit that doomed humanity. BEHOLD THE
> BANANA! ;)
But the Bible points us to an even greater truth: We can know God is
real and that He loves us, because He became a man. This man was Jesus
Christ. Do you want to know what God is like? Look at Jesus Christ,
for He alone "is the image of the invisible God" (Colossians 1:15). He
proved this by dying for our sins on the cross and then being raised
from the dead by the power of God.
Your post reminds me in some ways of one of Jesus' disciples who still
found it hard to believe. His name was Thomas, and although others
told him Jesus had been raised from the dead, he still refused to
believe. But then Thomas met Christ personally, and immediately his
doubts vanished and he exclaimed, "My Lord and my God" (John 20:28).
This can be your experience if you will turn to Christ and ask Him to
come into your life.
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sanboz
"Liberty" <fierce...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:a138add3-37a1-4d16...@m33g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
On Nov 17, 8:04 am, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>
>> One monkey said to another, "How are our relatives doing in
>> civilization?" And the second one replied, "Oh, it's still a jungle!"
>>
>> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
>Is there any evidence for God? The answer is Yes! For one thing, God
>has left His "footprints" all around us.
Does God have a Carbon Footprint?
Liberty
> "Liberty" <fiercefin...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Yes, the living God his name was Jesus, come in the flesh on Earth to
have greater understanding of Man.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> - Show quoted text -
Then put music to it.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> >>http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
> >Is there any evidence for God? The answer is Yes! For one thing, God
> >has left His "footprints" all around us.
>
> Does God have a Carbon Footprint?
He left clear footprints on the sand, but then a wave came and washed
them away.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
life. Now you know)
I have here a friendly chat with a Christian...
On Nov 17, 11:44 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > I wonder which one is the banana tree, knowledge or life? ;)
>
> > If Adam had said "no," God would have destroyed Eve and made another
> > one better, perhaps smarter.
>
> Knowledge was the banana tree! It was knowledge that Eve fell for -- she
> would be like the *gods*.
>
> And, today do we fall for the same idea of knowledge? Knowledge of
> something that is forbidden -- always did look good to me? And, trouble
> always followed.
> That is why the Bible says, *All have sinned and come short of the glory of
> God.*
> In other words, one sin is not worse than another sin -- and to point at the
> other person and say - oh, oh you sin -- and we all have sinned and failed
> to come to the perfect demanded by a Perfect God.
> So, we all come to the point of seeing that Jesus paid the price to take
> care of Adams sin -- and we dip under the Blood of the Cross of Calvary, and
> know that our sins are forgiven us. All of our sins forever are gone into
> the sea of God's forgetfulness.
> Whooopeee!!!
Tough decision... to bite or not to bite.
But if you don't bite you may never know what you've been missing...
or simply you spit it out if it tastes awful!
That's how primitive men went around telling good from bad.
But the Bible doesn't tell you that... only the jungle does.
hoser1605
Jerk. Quoting a stupid book written by who knows what ahole
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:04:51 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante
> >best shot...
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&feature=related
>
> fuck his hand is a hoot. Kirk Cameron looks exactly like a
> ventriloquist dummy at his side. Big goofy smile and all.
>
> Warlord Steve
> BAAWA
We are shedding new light into the issue:
On Nov 17, 10:52 am, VoiceOfReason <papa_...@cybertown.com> wrote:
> Comfort's bizarre idea was royally trounced when numerous people
> pointed out that today's banana was actually cultivated to fit the
> human hand, not the other way around.
>
> Creationist stupidity never ceases to amaze and amuse.
OK, let's put this in perspective: Who was first the banana or the
hand?
Liberty
OMG like you just called God an ahole, I think you should have
switched the names around, I would have took that for the team! God
wrote the very first scribes known to man, So if it was not for God
there would not be Books. Did you know that Bible means, B- basic, I-
instruction, B-before, L- leaving, E-earth. I guess he wanted to make
sure people would not act like animals!! So you better thank a local
Christian for a civilized society.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
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> - Show quoted text -
Do we thank the Christians also for burning the Greek classics, the
Crusades, the Inquisition, the annihilation of the Indians and Bush?
And what else can we expect from you, Armageddon?
whistler
Well, this line of head'up'ass (non)reasoning tells the tale better
than anything I could say.
Congratulations ! Liberty (Valence maybe) HaHa
Liberty
If your looking for perfection in man your not going to find it, there
was only one man that walked the earth that was perfect that was
Jesus, man will always let you down, God never lets you down, Man
lies, God never lies, God keeps his promises, man does not, God loves
you unconditionally.God is not responsible for mans actions. Life will
change, people will change, the world will change, the earth's surface
will change, but God never changes, he is the Beginning and the End
the Alpha and Omega, And whether you believe it or not, you will stand
before him one day, It is him you will have to answer to, not man.
Once you accept the things you can not change and change the things
you can like yourself and how you can make a positive difference in
world even with the smallest acts, instead of just complaining about
everything and dredging up the past something you have no control
over, what matters is what your going to do today!! then it is when
you will have peace in your heart and a greater understanding.
Robibnikoff
"Liberty" <fierce...@gmail.com> wrote
WTF are you on?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & Belly Dancer Supreme
BAAWA Knight
#1557
Robibnikoff
Liberty
> "Liberty" <fiercefin...@gmail.com> screeched
Cuz I can be here, HATER HATER make them your MOTIVATOR, learn to be
an APPRECIATOR!!
I assume brown acid is the crap demon that is going to rain on you!!
NO really I'm JUST KIDDING!!
You don't scare me with your voodoo wicka ways, I got JESUS!!
I hope your able to belly dance of fire!!!
Father it
i lik yoh profile
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Nov 18, 6:38 pm, Don Martin <drdonmar...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
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> > On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:05:26 -0800 (PST), Liberty <fiercefin...@gmail.com>
> > wrote:
>
> > >I hope your able to belly dance of fire!!!
>
> > fulfilled in an unevidenced afterlife. It is bullshit stacked atop bullshit and
> > lets you appear fierce when you have no substance.
>
> > REAL mafiosos have REAL arsonists.
>
> > -
>
> > aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
> > Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
> > The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
>
> At least the Mafia is smart enough to know there is a God, and you
> know what makes then even more badass is is the fact they murder
> anyway knowing there could be consequences to there actions, but they
> still do it, Because they have NO FEAR!!
It sounds like the Atheist is the one that has no fear!
You are a wimpy sheep. ;)
Liberty
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Dude, Do you go around on all fours too? how long did it take you to
teach yourself to do tricks, like typing? I bet you will do anything
for a banana!! At least sheep serve a purpose, what does a monkey do?
besides monkey around, spank his monkey, play games, turn tricks and
play with his banana!!
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
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It sounds like a monkey's life is more interesting. ;)
But you do pretty good for a four legged stupid animal too.
By the way, monkeys can walk on two feet.
Yap
We modern man can analyze to know the lies.
You ancient minds do not have brains.
Yap
See, here tells us something.
A living god has to learn about his creation.
Must be the properties of human have many other creators as well.
Yap
But the god never created any music to go along with it.
Only human did it.
Yap
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
No, you lied.
Yap
What nonsense to spew here?
Ancient scribes were from China way back, and they never even heard
anything about this type of god.
Yap
May the zombie wake up to dance with you over the fire.
You are insane.