http://ic2.pbase.com/g3/60/64560/2/58182888.devilgirlsmokepenta.jpg
Yes, the Devil is not a He, but a She. I noticed that because God is a
chauvinist pig (male oriented) supreme head of an all male hierarchy.
Then She decided that she was going to have fun with or without god,
and tempted Adam and Eve into evil but fun behavior. I say I'm OK with
her, and I'm all for women liberation, so we are cordially inviting
her to join the Revolution.
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STREET LORE: "The Devil is in the eye of the beholder"
is dat a pix of your little sister?
That's the mother of humanity, OK?
What kind of pious person are you?
If it is your sister, I want to putsie her.
She looks HOT! But I thought the Devil's symbol was an inverted
pentagram...
No, she ain't. So you can go and pay for one. ;)
But devils like that cost real money.
No, Devil's symbol is the temptation of the flesh, which the priests
pretend to reject and then ignore.
See all that makes sense in the mind of the Christian?
"Satan has power on earth only as individual persons give it to him by
succumbing to his temptations (TPJS, p. 187). The agency of human
beings is to choose righteousness through the Holy Spirit of God or to
choose selfishness through the flesh by succumbing to Satan's
temptations (2 Ne. 2:26-29). (Human flesh is not evil, but Satan may
tempt humans through their flesh.) Individuals who repent in this life
are nevertheless tempted by Satan until their death; then Satan has no
power over them ever again. Those who die unrepentant are still in
Satan's power in the spirit prison (Alma 34:34-35). All except the
sons of perdition will eventually accept Christ and obey him, and
thereby escape the dominion of Satan (D&C 76:110)."
http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/basic/premortal/devils_eom.htm
In other words, DON'T FUCK AROUND OR YOU MAY BE FUCKED!
Reportedly: God told Adam and Eve the day they ate of the tree of
knowledge of good and evil they would surly die, but they didn't
die... What up with that oh great one?
Well, it's like you fucking around WITHOUT PROTECTION, you die later.
That's why I recommend PROTECTION WHEN GOING IN THE JUNGLE.
And Adam & Eve weren't protected for the snake, so you should carry a
good antidote.
The Metaphor of Adam and Eve is silly, but the Jungle is NOT.