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This is TOTALLY CRAZY, but I'm getting a good BBQ sauce

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His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:57:05 AM11/11/09
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Anyway, here's the "logic" used by the Christians to illustrate why
the Mayans were in trouble but they are not. Of course, this is
TOTALLY CRAZY, but I'm getting a good BBQ sauce...

On Nov 11, 10:49 am, thea <thea.n...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I don't believe there will be an end of anything in 2012. That is because
> of several things that science has been talking about.
> 2012 ended Mayan calendar -- they have just discovered more information, as
> to why the Mayan's disappeared when they did. *They ran out of food!!*
> They had changed the climate around them by taking down the trees - and this
> caused drought.

> From a Christian standpoint -- Christians are told that we know not the
> year, date when Jesus will make His reappearance. Just that Jesus is coming
> again. And, the Rapture of the Church comes before the Tribulation -- and
> the Tribulation cannot come before Jesus takes those who are His out of
> harms way.
> Why? you ask.
> Because, we who have the *down-payment* of our inheritance have the Holy
> Spirit living in us, to lead, guide and direct our paths. Jesus will not
> reign His wrath upon HIMSELF!
> Therefore, Christians have to be *out of here* before the Tribulation period
> starts.


> And since the world will wax worse and worse -- I am looking for the coming
> of my Lord Jesus Christ -- but not at some date by some human beings who
> didn't know Jesus!

I don't know how you can sleep knowing all the Christians did to the
Indians, and now they are coming back to get you!

I wouldn't sleep.

But you Christians, seem to be destraying the Planet with a passion
and power never seen before --not even in the times of the Mayans.

So I guess we'll be eating each other again. Well, with a good BBQ
sauce, I can eat anything!


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