The Theory of the "Eternal Masturbation"
His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
happened BEFORE that when God was alone in the Universe for an
Eternity. C'mon, let's be real. You get bored and... Well, WE ALL KNOW
about it, and thus the Universe was started. This is no excuse for YOU
to engage in MENTAL MASTURBATION, just to use those neurons connected
and voila! IT ALL MAKES SENSE... THE BIG BANG, THE BIG O, THE STARS
and...
The Big O is a novel theory I came up with where the Universe exploded
in a Big Bang...
If there's god he came in a big orgasm after masturbating for ever and
we are nothing but little sperms. Thus we call god at that Big O time
reminiscing of the original thing.
Call it pseudo-science or pseudo-religion if you will, but mental
masturbation can be very powerful!
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"Beware of your surroundings if you want to survive in the jungle. One
minute of mental masturbation... and your are lunch!"
SkyEyes
<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> OK, let's this straight: "In the beginning God, bla, bla, bla..." What
> happened BEFORE that when God was alone in the Universe for an
> Eternity. C'mon, let's be real. You get bored and... Well, WE ALL KNOW
> about it, and thus the Universe was started. This is no excuse for YOU
> to engage in MENTAL MASTURBATION, just to use those neurons connected
> and voila! IT ALL MAKES SENSE... THE BIG BANG, THE BIG O, THE STARS
> and...
>
> The Big O is a novel theory I came up with where the Universe exploded
> in a Big Bang...
>
> If there's god he came in a big orgasm after masturbating for ever and
> we are nothing but little sperms. Thus we call god at that Big O time
> reminiscing of the original thing.
>
> Call it pseudo-science or pseudo-religion if you will, but mental
> masturbation can be very powerful!
You know, Comandante, it's not nice to smoke all the good weed and not
offer to share with the rest of us.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
whistler
<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> minute of mental masturbation... and your are AN IDIOT!"
>
> http://webspaMMer.coNN/userLOOSER/
webspaMMer DUMBASS
Mavisbeacon
"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:5724a493-6d52-47bf...@j4g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
> OK, let's this straight: "In the beginning God, bla, bla, bla..." What
> happened BEFORE that when God was alone in the Universe for an
> Eternity. C'mon, let's be real. You get bored and... Well, WE ALL KNOW
> about it, and thus the Universe was started. This is no excuse for YOU
> to engage in MENTAL MASTURBATION, just to use those neurons connected
> and voila! IT ALL MAKES SENSE... THE BIG BANG, THE BIG O, THE STARS
> and...
In fact Physics does NOT go before the Big Bang and nor does it deal with
the time of the big bang itself. The energy levels become too high to
rproduce or even theorise about. Maybe the Physics we know breaks down and
another levelof understanding is needed.
I doubt you have the capability to solve second order differential equations
so how "it all makes sense" I have to doubt form your perspective.
>
>
> The Big O is a novel theory I came up with where the Universe exploded
> in a Big Bang...
Actually the expanding universe from a singularity theory isnt novel.
>
> If there's god he came in a big orgasm after masturbating for ever and
> we are nothing but little sperms. Thus we call god at that Big O time
> reminiscing of the original thing.
>
>
> Call it pseudo-science or pseudo-religion if you will, but mental
> masturbation can be very powerful!
It is in fact called a creation myth and is not unike those of primitive
cultures.
His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
> On Nov 6, 5:02 pm, His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
>
>
>
>
>
> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > OK, let's this straight: "In the beginning God, bla, bla, bla..." What
> > happened BEFORE that when God was alone in the Universe for an
> > Eternity. C'mon, let's be real. You get bored and... Well, WE ALL KNOW
> > about it, and thus the Universe was started. This is no excuse for YOU
> > to engage in MENTAL MASTURBATION, just to use those neurons connected
> > and voila! IT ALL MAKES SENSE... THE BIG BANG, THE BIG O, THE STARS
> > and...
>
> > The Big O is a novel theory I came up with where the Universe exploded
> > in a Big Bang...
>
> > If there's god he came in a big orgasm after masturbating for ever and
> > we are nothing but little sperms. Thus we call god at that Big O time
> > reminiscing of the original thing.
>
> > Call it pseudo-science or pseudo-religion if you will, but mental
> > masturbation can be very powerful!
>
> You know, Comandante, it's not nice to smoke all the good weed and not
> offer to share with the rest of us.
Just some good rum and reggae. The rest is genuinely inspired by the
mental masturbation of the Christians.
See what I mean, Jesus is "coming soon"? ;)
His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
> alt.religion.christianity.hypocrisy cut
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> "His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:5724a493-6d52-47bf...@j4g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
>
> > OK, let's this straight: "In the beginning God, bla, bla, bla..." What
> > happened BEFORE that when God was alone in the Universe for an
> > Eternity. C'mon, let's be real. You get bored and... Well, WE ALL KNOW
> > about it, and thus the Universe was started. This is no excuse for YOU
> > to engage in MENTAL MASTURBATION, just to use those neurons connected
> > and voila! IT ALL MAKES SENSE... THE BIG BANG, THE BIG O, THE STARS
> > and...
>
> the time of the big bang itself. The energy levels become too high to
> rproduce or even theorise about. Maybe the Physics we know breaks down and
> another levelof understanding is needed.
>
> I doubt you have the capability to solve second order differential equations
> so how "it all makes sense" I have to doubt form your perspective.
Just because before the Big Bang there was NOTHING, no matter, no god.
How can a god be by himself for eternity?
But I do believe in the scientific explanation... the rest is mental
masturbation.
>
>
>
> > The Big O is a novel theory I came up with where the Universe exploded
> > in a Big Bang...
>
> Actually the expanding universe from a singularity theory isnt novel.
I only said that the idea of being a big orgasm is mine.
>
>
>
> > If there's god he came in a big orgasm after masturbating for ever and
> > we are nothing but little sperms. Thus we call god at that Big O time
> > reminiscing of the original thing.
>
> > Call it pseudo-science or pseudo-religion if you will, but mental
> > masturbation can be very powerful!
>
> It is in fact called a creation myth and is not unike those of primitive
> cultures.
Creation myths and other myths that make people live in ETERNAL MENTAL
MASTURBATION.
I rest my case.
Uncle Vic
Apes I <nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
He comes in clouds, ya know.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
erikc
>One fine day in alt.atheism, His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The
>Apes I <nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> On Nov 6, 7:200m, SkyEyes <skyey...@cox.net> wrote:
>>> On Nov 6, 5:020m, His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> > OK, let's this straight: "In the beginning God, bla, bla, bla..."
>>> > What happened BEFORE that when God was alone in the Universe for an
>>> > Eternity. C'mon, let's be real. You get bored and... Well, WE ALL
>>> > KNOW about it, and thus the Universe was started. This is no excuse
>>> > for YOU to engage in MENTAL MASTURBATION, just to use those neurons
>>> > connected and voila! IT ALL MAKES SENSE... THE BIG BANG, THE BIG O,
>>> > THE STARS and...
>>>
>>> > The Big O is a novel theory I came up with where the Universe
>>> > exploded in a Big Bang...
>>>
>>> > If there's god he came in a big orgasm after masturbating for ever
>>> > and we are nothing but little sperms. Thus we call god at that Big
>>> > O time reminiscing of the original thing.
>>>
>>> > Call it pseudo-science or pseudo-religion if you will, but mental
>>> > masturbation can be very powerful!
>>>
>>> You know, Comandante, it's not nice to smoke all the good weed and
>>> not offer to share with the rest of us.
>>
>> Just some good rum and reggae. The rest is genuinely inspired by the
>> mental masturbation of the Christians.
>>
>> See what I mean, Jesus is "coming soon"? ;)
>>
>>
>
>He comes in clouds, ya know.
is that why it rains? :D
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
Earle Jones
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