One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about
his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber
again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this
week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card with a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then, a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the
barber again replied,'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service
this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Democratic
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of
our country and the Democratic members of our Congress.
Dionysus
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