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Sid9
Oct 20, 2011, 12:26:05 AM10/20/11
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Pat Robertson: God Let Zoo Animals Escape to Bite Gay People
Televangelist Stirs Controversy With Latest Remarks
ZANESVILLE, OH (The Borowitz Report) - As dozens of escaped exotic animals
terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised
eyebrows today by saying that "God allowed those wild animals to escape
because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them."
Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700
Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit
reference to "escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay
people" as a prelude to the Rapture.
The televangelist also contradicted local officials who were had warned
Zanesville residents to remain indoors until the all the animals had been
accounted for: "Really, those animals won't bite you unless you're gay."
The escaped wild animals immediately became a hot-button issue in the race
for the Republican presidential nomination.
At a campaign stop in South Carolina, Texas Gov. Rick Perry said, "If the
authorities are putting innocent creatures to death, I'm for it."
And in Iowa, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) told reporters, "We should ship
those animals back either to the Congo or to Africa."
--
Ziggy's law, "For every complicated problem there's usually a simple
solution and its always wrong!"
Televangelist Stirs Controversy With Latest Remarks
ZANESVILLE, OH (The Borowitz Report) - As dozens of escaped exotic animals
terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised
eyebrows today by saying that "God allowed those wild animals to escape
because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them."
Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700
Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit
reference to "escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay
people" as a prelude to the Rapture.
The televangelist also contradicted local officials who were had warned
Zanesville residents to remain indoors until the all the animals had been
accounted for: "Really, those animals won't bite you unless you're gay."
The escaped wild animals immediately became a hot-button issue in the race
for the Republican presidential nomination.
At a campaign stop in South Carolina, Texas Gov. Rick Perry said, "If the
authorities are putting innocent creatures to death, I'm for it."
And in Iowa, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) told reporters, "We should ship
those animals back either to the Congo or to Africa."
--
Ziggy's law, "For every complicated problem there's usually a simple
solution and its always wrong!"
Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
Oct 20, 2011, 12:31:48 AM10/20/11
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:26:05 -0400, "Sid9" <sid9@ bellsouth.net>
wrote:
Ya' know, sometimes you read or hear something that is so
out-of-this-world stupid all you can do is bang your head into the
desk over and over and over . . .
wrote:
out-of-this-world stupid all you can do is bang your head into the
desk over and over and over . . .
Ron
Oct 20, 2011, 3:47:49 AM10/20/11
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On Oct 19, 11:31 pm, Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
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Oooohhhh.....you're such a meanie !
Don't be so hard on Robertson. After all, he diverted the path of a
hurricane with prayer and knew the cause of the Haiti earthquake.
.
Oooohhhh.....you're such a meanie !
Don't be so hard on Robertson. After all, he diverted the path of a
hurricane with prayer and knew the cause of the Haiti earthquake.
Bible Studies with Satan
Oct 20, 2011, 1:34:45 PM10/20/11
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Sid9 wrote:
> Pat Robertson: God Let Zoo Animals Escape to Bite Gay People
> Televangelist Stirs Controversy With Latest Remarks
>
> ZANESVILLE, OH (The Borowitz Report) - As dozens of escaped exotic animals
> terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised
> eyebrows today by saying that "God allowed those wild animals to escape
> because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them."
That sort of kook is the golden child of the GOP.
> Pat Robertson: God Let Zoo Animals Escape to Bite Gay People
> Televangelist Stirs Controversy With Latest Remarks
>
> ZANESVILLE, OH (The Borowitz Report) - As dozens of escaped exotic animals
> terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised
> eyebrows today by saying that "God allowed those wild animals to escape
> because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them."
>
> Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700
> Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit
> reference to "escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay
> people" as a prelude to the Rapture.
>
> The televangelist also contradicted local officials who were had warned
> Zanesville residents to remain indoors until the all the animals had been
> accounted for: "Really, those animals won't bite you unless you're gay."
>
> The escaped wild animals immediately became a hot-button issue in the race
> for the Republican presidential nomination.
>
> At a campaign stop in South Carolina, Texas Gov. Rick Perry said, "If the
> authorities are putting innocent creatures to death, I'm for it."
>
> And in Iowa, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) told reporters, "We should ship
> those animals back either to the Congo or to Africa."
>
>
>
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Buster Norris (Smacks Wimpy Dem's Fat Faces and Laughs At Them)
Oct 20, 2011, 10:22:33 PM10/20/11
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Summary: Sid is considered less of a liar and more of a senile idiot,
possibly an actual retard under medical supervision. Sid'sd lies are
mostly intended to get attention because he is a desperately lonely
old fool nearing the end of a generally failed life. Note that when
you reply to a Proven Liar you encourage them to continue lying.
[][][][][][]
The DemocRAT Hall Of Shame http://www.democrathallofshame.com/ asks
"Why do you always LIE?"
[Courtesy of Buster Norris]
On Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:46:05 -0400, "Sid9" <sid9@ bellsouth.net>
wrote:
>It's not clear as to where he was "educated"
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beck was raised as a Roman Catholic and attended Immaculate Conception
Catholic School in Mount Vernon.... Glenn and his older sister moved
with their mother to Sumner, Washington, attending a Jesuit school in
Puyallup.... Beck graduated from Sehome High School in June 1982....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Beck
Posted from:
The DemocRATs Hall of Shame!
http://www.democrathallofshame.com/
possibly an actual retard under medical supervision. Sid'sd lies are
mostly intended to get attention because he is a desperately lonely
old fool nearing the end of a generally failed life. Note that when
you reply to a Proven Liar you encourage them to continue lying.
[][][][][][]
The DemocRAT Hall Of Shame http://www.democrathallofshame.com/ asks
"Why do you always LIE?"
[Courtesy of Buster Norris]
On Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:46:05 -0400, "Sid9" <sid9@ bellsouth.net>
wrote:
>It's not clear as to where he was "educated"
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beck was raised as a Roman Catholic and attended Immaculate Conception
Catholic School in Mount Vernon.... Glenn and his older sister moved
with their mother to Sumner, Washington, attending a Jesuit school in
Puyallup.... Beck graduated from Sehome High School in June 1982....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Beck
Posted from:
The DemocRATs Hall of Shame!
http://www.democrathallofshame.com/
Buster Norris (Smacks Wimpy Dem's Fat Faces and Laughs At Them)
Oct 20, 2011, 10:22:46 PM10/20/11
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Summary: Not only the most prolific liar also the most prolific thief
of other's writings. She is also a Stolen Valor stain on America. Note
<PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Re: Republicans are lying about taxes driving people out
>of a state
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N.J. loses $70B in wealth during five years as residents depart
http://www.nj.com/business/index.ssf/2010/02/nj_loses_70b_in_wealth_over_fo.html
Millionaires Go Missing - Maryland's fleeced taxpayers fight back.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124329282377252471.html
of other's writings. She is also a Stolen Valor stain on America. Note
that when you reply to a Proven Liar you encourage them to continue
lying.
[][][][][][]
The DemocRAT Hall Of Shame http://www.democrathallofshame.com/ asks
"Why do you always LIE?"
[Courtesy of Buster Norris]
On Tue, 03 May 2011 00:02:35 -0400, Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
lying.
[][][][][][]
The DemocRAT Hall Of Shame http://www.democrathallofshame.com/ asks
"Why do you always LIE?"
[Courtesy of Buster Norris]
<PopUl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Re: Republicans are lying about taxes driving people out
>of a state
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N.J. loses $70B in wealth during five years as residents depart
http://www.nj.com/business/index.ssf/2010/02/nj_loses_70b_in_wealth_over_fo.html
Millionaires Go Missing - Maryland's fleeced taxpayers fight back.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124329282377252471.html
Buster Norris (Smacks Wimpy Dem's Fat Faces and Laughs At Them)
Oct 20, 2011, 10:23:12 PM10/20/11
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Summary: Ultra-left, slightly creative liar.
[][][][][][]
The DemocRAT Hall Of Shame http://www.democrathallofshame.com/ asks
"Why do you always LIE?"
On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:47:09 -0700 (PDT), Ron <ron...@wt.net> wrote:
>On Oct 12, 2:14 pm, Patriot Games <Patr...@America.Com> wrote:
>> What DID George Washington think about Fags in the military?
>> He HATED them. And he BOOTED THEM OUT!
>> Hahahahahahahahhaha!!
>> Washington, George, 1732-1799. The writings of George Washington from
>> the original manuscript sources: Volume 11
>> Electronic Text Center, University of Virginia Library
>> Head Quarters, V. Forge, Saturday, March 14, 1778.
>> "At a General Court Martial... Lieutt. Enslin 28 of Colo. Malcom's
>> Regiment tried for attempting to commit sodomy, with John Monhort a
>> soldier... found guilty of the charges exhibited against him... and do
>> sentence him to be dismiss'd the service with Infamy. His Excellency
>> the Commander in Chief approves the sentence and with Abhorrence and
>> Detestation of such Infamous Crimes orders Lieutt. Enslin to be
>> drummed out of Camp tomorrow morning by all the Drummers and Fifers in
>> the Army never to return..."http://historyofideas.org/etcbin/toccer-new2?id=WasFi11.xml&images=im...
>> What DID George Washington think about YOU Fags in the military?
>> He abhorred and detested Fags!
>> He FORCED them to be PUBLICLY DRUMMED OUT OF THE CAMP...
>> NEVER TO RETURN!!
>> Hahahahahahahah!!!
>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>Notice that Enslin's court martial was for the COMMISION of sodomy,
>not for BEING a homosexual in military service.
Hahahahahahaha!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Sure, it was an accident!
Enslin tripped and fell and his dick ended up in some guy's butthole!
Whooooops!
OUCH!
Hey! What's my dick doin' up yer ass!
Hahahahahahahah!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Thanks, Ron, now we KNOW you are a FAGGOT!
[][][][][][]
The DemocRAT Hall Of Shame http://www.democrathallofshame.com/ asks
"Why do you always LIE?"
>On Oct 12, 2:14 pm, Patriot Games <Patr...@America.Com> wrote:
>> What DID George Washington think about Fags in the military?
>> He HATED them. And he BOOTED THEM OUT!
>> Hahahahahahahahhaha!!
>> Washington, George, 1732-1799. The writings of George Washington from
>> the original manuscript sources: Volume 11
>> Electronic Text Center, University of Virginia Library
>> Head Quarters, V. Forge, Saturday, March 14, 1778.
>> "At a General Court Martial... Lieutt. Enslin 28 of Colo. Malcom's
>> Regiment tried for attempting to commit sodomy, with John Monhort a
>> soldier... found guilty of the charges exhibited against him... and do
>> sentence him to be dismiss'd the service with Infamy. His Excellency
>> the Commander in Chief approves the sentence and with Abhorrence and
>> Detestation of such Infamous Crimes orders Lieutt. Enslin to be
>> drummed out of Camp tomorrow morning by all the Drummers and Fifers in
>> the Army never to return..."http://historyofideas.org/etcbin/toccer-new2?id=WasFi11.xml&images=im...
>> What DID George Washington think about YOU Fags in the military?
>> He abhorred and detested Fags!
>> He FORCED them to be PUBLICLY DRUMMED OUT OF THE CAMP...
>> NEVER TO RETURN!!
>> Hahahahahahahah!!!
>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>Notice that Enslin's court martial was for the COMMISION of sodomy,
>not for BEING a homosexual in military service.
Hahahahahahaha!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Sure, it was an accident!
Enslin tripped and fell and his dick ended up in some guy's butthole!
Whooooops!
OUCH!
Hey! What's my dick doin' up yer ass!
Hahahahahahahah!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Thanks, Ron, now we KNOW you are a FAGGOT!
Buster Norris (Smacks Wimpy Dem's Fat Faces and Laughs At Them)
Oct 20, 2011, 10:23:22 PM10/20/11
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Summary: A classic usenet zoo monkey. Liars, once they have been
exposed, frequently revert to behavior most similar to a zoo monkey
who sits in the cage throwing feces at passersby but saying nothing of
value. Note that when you reply to a Proven Liar you encourage them to
continue lying.
[][][][][][]
[Courtesy of Buster Norris]
On Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:14:48 -0700, Bible Studies with Satan
<bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Mississippi is the most conservative state in America. Also, it's the poorest.
>Coincidence? No way.
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#36 Mississippi
#51 Vermont
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_GDP
Poorest States (adjusted for COL)
Hawaii $38,716
Maine $39,284
West Virginia $39,656
Mississippi $39,720
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_income_in_the_United_States
exposed, frequently revert to behavior most similar to a zoo monkey
who sits in the cage throwing feces at passersby but saying nothing of
value. Note that when you reply to a Proven Liar you encourage them to
continue lying.
[][][][][][]
[Courtesy of Buster Norris]
On Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:14:48 -0700, Bible Studies with Satan
<bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Mississippi is the most conservative state in America. Also, it's the poorest.
>Coincidence? No way.
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#36 Mississippi
#51 Vermont
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_GDP
Poorest States (adjusted for COL)
Hawaii $38,716
Maine $39,284
West Virginia $39,656
Mississippi $39,720
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_income_in_the_United_States
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