"I would like to enquire if you have any thermonuclear bombs for sale.
Please give me the best price per megaton as I would like the most
bang for my buck."
Now here's a chance for YOU to get in this money making deal! After
Pres. Medvedev sends me a quote, then we go to, say, Kim Jong-il,
Ahmadinejad, Bashar al-Assad (President of Syria and the Baath Party
["Baathists" - haven't we heard that name somewhere before?]] ), etc.,
and offer them a hydrogen bomb for Medvedev's price plus, say, ten
percent. So, if Medvedev says "$1 Billion," we say to Ahmedinejad,
"$1.1 Billion." In that example, we clear $100 Million in one fell
swoop!
If you would like in on this deal, post here. A select group of
preferred partners will walk away with millions!
PS - Apparently, N. Korea w/ fission nukes is boring; it's already
dropped out of the headlines! So let's go FUSION! If you like
EXCITEMENT and LOADS OF MONEY, join this club!
PS2 - WIll keep you updated on replies from Medvedev and the other
leaders (such as customers) that I contact.
Well, the Kremlin has not yet responded. Maybe I'll try Beijing next.
I have just sent the following to a Chinese gov't email address of
questionable functionality:
"Dear President Hu Jintao:
"I would like to enquire about the prices of thermonuclear devices
that are produced by Chinese industry. Specifically, I want to know
how much would it cost for me to obtain hydrogen bombs in the tens of
megatons range. While I may be able to pay you in the hundreds of
millions or billions of U.S. dollars, I will be more likely to buy at
the lowest possible proces that you can offer."
Now, as to Russian government email addresses, they are even harder to
find! Google "chinese government email addresses," in double quotes,
and you at least GET something! I did manage to find that the Russian
Strategic Rocket Forces are headed by one "General Nikolai Solovtsov."
His email is not readily findable, based on a perliminary search. But
I'll keep trying.
If anyone reading wants to help me locate Chinese and Russian
officials' email addresses, you are welcome! We should work our way
down from the top. If some jackass at the bottom wants to let a
suitcase nuke go for an acceptable price, I still say, "Shove it!
Thermonuclear of BUST!"
Now, one thing I think I ermember reading about somewhere is that
there is no theoretical upper limit to the size/power of a nuclear
bomb. I believe it has been hinted at that one could theoretically
build a massive device that could destroy A WHOLE CONTINENT in one
blast! If anyone has seriously looked into this, I'd suspect it would
be the old USSR. Maybe they secretly even BUILT one? So now, if anyone
had one of those babies for sale, I'm sure various rogue dictators and
terrorist group leaders would be very interested. And think of the
profit margin WE could make on that sale! I'll plan to check this out
with some science sites and let you know (aobut the feasability).
Have so far received this reply as to feasabillity of super bomb:
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Dear giveitawhirl2008:
On Jun 16, 1:27 pm, giveitawhirl2008 <giveitawhril2...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> I think I ermember reading that there is
> NO theoretical upper limit to the size /
> power of a nuclear bomb.
Right. Supernovas destroy entire solar systems, even nearby ones,
with a (large but) finite amount of mass.
> I believe it has been hinted at that one
> could theoretically build a massive
> device that could destroy A WHOLE
> CONTINENT in one blast.
> Is this true?
Yes. The practical problems (none of them small) become:
* gathering the fissile / fusible materials,
* keeping them from going off prematurely in your factory,
* delivering them to the target continent,
* starting the chain reaction, and
* surviving the cataclysm that will ensue when you succeed.
Micro$haft can do it more easily for you, perhaps with their next
upgrade...
>>>>>>>>>>>
I see no problem with "problems" 2,3,4 or 5; only with 1: "gathering
materials." Even that is not the problem if the customer has the
money.
As to 5: "surviving:" no problem; if rogue dictator or terrorist
plans it right, he blows up someone ELSE's continent; he or his agents
get out of the way on time. Or if he is a "suicide bomber" then no
problem on 5, either.