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The South Shall Rise Again!
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Patriot Games
May 5, 2013, 2:12:28 AM5/5/13
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Since many rednecks come from small country towns in the US, there is a
limited pool of eligible people to mate with. Many rednecks thus marry
their sibling or their cousin. This results in more retarded children,
who grow up to be rednecks and do likewise. There seems to be no way to
break this vicious cycle. This population expansion in the redneck
communities results in the Republicans winning elections.
Also note that redneck men only like redneck girls and will shit bricks
if their girlfriend has a mind. She belongs in the kitchen, damnit. This
usually leads to them being attracted to buck-toothed ugly shits who
will get on their knees whenever Papa tells her to.
limited pool of eligible people to mate with. Many rednecks thus marry
their sibling or their cousin. This results in more retarded children,
who grow up to be rednecks and do likewise. There seems to be no way to
break this vicious cycle. This population expansion in the redneck
communities results in the Republicans winning elections.
Also note that redneck men only like redneck girls and will shit bricks
if their girlfriend has a mind. She belongs in the kitchen, damnit. This
usually leads to them being attracted to buck-toothed ugly shits who
will get on their knees whenever Papa tells her to.
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