White-People Masks for FREE
Bush's Oil Terrorists
live there and it's your home and you can't just pack up and vanish because
the KKK is suddenly writing state laws? Are you brown in any way at all,
even maybe from too long in the tanning booth? Did somebody briefly put one
of those "birthday sombreros" on your head at the Mexican restaurant? You're
screwed!
You need a disguise, fast. Wonkette operatives "Dan and Friends" put
together this handy white-people-mask-maker website, so print 'em out and
say white-people stuff ("I love mayonnaise!" or "Del Webb builds quality
communities for the active senior!") when the Brownshirts catch you.
[Deprofiler.com]
http://deprofiler.com/
The really sad thing is, these would probably work! The knuckle-draggers
that would want to enforce this bullshit law are about as smart as a fucking
box of caramel popcorn.
They Mex's also AT ALL TIMES wear the US flag for a shirt, because people
who wear those shirts are the real 'Murricans.
If those faces above are too thin, try this an say, "Ahm a Bush votin', gun
totin', Palin poster licker:
http://imway2fat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/crazy-fat-face.jpg
Dude mask looks like Matthew Broderick. He and his horsey-faced wife are
DEFINITELY Obama-supportin' gay-lovin' libruls. You really want to go for
more of a Larry the Cable Guy look to ensure your safety in Arizona.
f. barnes
wrote:
Why not just help law enforcement deport the 1/2 million illegals in
Arizona, then the state will stop looking for the 2 or 3 non-brown
illegals left. And a brown face will be just fine then.
Bush's Oil Terrorists
"f. barnes" <fre...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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We are all illegals.
Buster Norris
<Shr...@momshouse.net> wrote:
>Are you a Latino/Hispanic-type person stuck in Arizona needing someone to
>suck out your butthole? CALL ME!