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Congratulations! Fatass Rush Limbaugh has a new future-ex-wife (#5!); at least he'll always have Punkin

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Taylor

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Jun 6, 2010, 10:35:15 AM6/6/10
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On Jun 5, 11:08 pm, Twitchell <Twitchell_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> [Gawker Media gawker.com], [NTV/NAT Group, Ltd. ntvnat.com] http://gawker.com/5556254/congratulations-rush-limbaugh <---pics
>
> Rush Limbaugh and his bride, Kathryn, have tied the knot. We weren't invited to
> the exclusive event this evening. But, as you can see above, we were there in
> spirit! The winner of our plane-banner contest and 15 runners-up below.
>
> We received many, many excellent and creative submissions on how best to
> congratulate Rush on his special day. You went all out and for that we thank
> you. After much debate, we went with Oryx's suggestion, a very simple message of
> congratulations for Rush on his special 4th wedding day as one commenter put it,
> very likely the 4th happiest day of his life.
>
> So why did we go with this one? Well, there were a bunch of considerations. Many
> of the messages we liked were too controversial for the pilot we hired to fly
> the banner over Palm Beach. (He lives there and has a business to run, and he
> was skittish about pissing off everyone in town.) Many others referenced
> Limbaugh's years-old prescription drug arrest, which seemed like a bit of a
> cheap shot no matter how clever they were, or how much he might deserve it.
> There were quite a few good political ones, too, touching on gay marriage and
> the oil spill. But we'll leave staging protests at weddings to the Westboro
> Baptist Church.
>
> In the end, Oryx came up with a simple, straightforward message that made us
> laugh when we imagined it flying over Rush Limbaugh's wedding. And it was one we
> think was enjoyed by all who had gathered again to celebrate the sacred,
> everlasting union between Limbaugh and yet another woman. Well, everyone except
> this Twitter user. (To ensure no one missed it, we also had the pilot fly over
> Rush's estate this evening as well.)
>
> Thanks to all who participated! For everyone upset that their message wasn't
> chosen, there's always number 5.
>
> Here are the 15 entries in no particular order! that we selected as runners-up.
> For your creative genius, we're giving you each a selection of Elton John's
> greatest hits. (CD or iTunes your choice. Get in touch so we can get it to you.)
> Congrats!

I guess he's sooo use to abusing Viagra, I'm sure his "erection
source" has already been contacted w/ details on the "drop". Oh, SNAP!
That's Oxycontin! Yeah... it's Oxycontin he illegally uses. Congrats,
Mrs. Rush!!!!!

shutterbug98

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Jun 6, 2010, 1:55:20 PM6/6/10
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I wonder if there will be enough room in the bed for Mrs. Rush, what with el
Tubbo and his Dominican "houseboy" & all...


Ty

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Jun 6, 2010, 2:28:37 PM6/6/10
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"Taylor" <lukeb...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1b1ae977-3d9e-4f59...@j8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...

========

Her dick is bigger than his. Dittoheads - start sucking, slurp, slurp,
slurp, gulp, gulp,
MMMMMM-mmmm-MMMMMMM-mmmmmm...............


Not Sure

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Jun 6, 2010, 6:18:53 PM6/6/10
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Wow, with this post touting Mr. Limbaugh and all your posts promoting
Fox News, you're sure working overtime to publicize right-leaning
media. Thanks for all your hard work :)

Ubiquitous

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Jun 6, 2010, 6:49:29 PM6/6/10
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lukeb...@gmail.com wrote:

> Rush Limbaugh and his bride, Kathryn, have tied the knot. We weren't invited to
> the exclusive event this evening. But, as you can see above, we were there in
> spirit! The winner of our plane-banner contest and 15 runners-up below.

And you posted this off-topic article here because?


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It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.

Buster Norris

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Jun 6, 2010, 9:52:55 PM6/6/10
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On Sun, 6 Jun 2010 12:55:20 -0500, "shutterbug98"
<jpka...@charter.net> wrote:

>I wonder if there will be enough room in the bed for Mrs. Rush, what with

>me latched onto Rush's dick like swamp leech!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vocalize

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Jun 7, 2010, 12:25:36 AM6/7/10
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I wish them wedded bliss for the whole four months. . .


On 6/6/10 6:52 PM, in article e5ko061f6pjq14phl...@4ax.com,

cop welfare

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Jun 7, 2010, 2:21:59 AM6/7/10
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buster nurse

you stickin' up for rush?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................

Buster Norris

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Jun 7, 2010, 9:43:55 PM6/7/10
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On Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:25:36 -0700, Vocalize <Voca...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>I would suck out Rush's butthole for four months straight. . .

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buster Norris

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Jun 7, 2010, 9:45:06 PM6/7/10
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On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:14:21 -0800 (PST), cop welfare
<cop.w...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On Jan 30, 1:55 pm, Patriot Games <Patr...@america.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 10:14:25 -0800 (PST), cop welfare
>> <cop.welf...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >"heh heh heh"
>> >you'd be a little less smug if he didn't like women.
>> >give 'im a medal, i say.
>> Have you been a retard your entire life?
>> He was MARRIED and his wife had INOPERABLE INCURABLE CANCER you stupid
>> fuck!
>> And he immediately dumped her for a replacement...
>> You ARE a retard...
>are you sure you're not thinking of gingrich?
>anyway, what do you expect?

You had a chance to denounce his behavior, instead you SUPPORT his
behavior.

Noted.

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On Fri, 5 Mar 2010 11:52:08 -0800 (PST), cop welfare
<cop.w...@gmail.com> wrote:
>first of all, i'm the janitor/maintenence/night watchman at a
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