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>I don't write "em, I just pass "em along!
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>During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation recently, Republican
>presidential candidate George W. Bush said he had a plan to increase every
>Native American's income by $40,000 a year. President Bush refused repeated
>requests for details of his plan. However, he told the Apaches that, as
>Governor of Texas and as President, he had supported many, many times the
>Latino and Indian causes. Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented
>the President a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.
>After Bush left, tribal officials explained that a Running Eagle is a bird
>so full of shit it can't fly.