LEAKED: The text of Michelle "Yes I Am Batshit Crazy" Bachman's SOTU "rebuttal"

[Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names]

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My fellow patriotic and God fearing American citizens,

We will talk a little bit about what has transpired in the last 18
months and would we count what has transpired into turning our country
into a nation of slaves.

I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the
people in Congress and find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?

This cannot pass. What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit
our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We
will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn't pass.

It's under the guise of -- quote -- volunteerism. But it's not
volunteers at all. It's paying people to do work on behalf of
government.... I believe that there is a very strong chance that we
will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the
real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call
re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and
get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then
they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums.

Normalization of gayness through desensitization. Very effective way
to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of 'The
Lion King' for instance, and a teacher might say, 'Do you know that
the music for this movie was written by a gay man?' The message is:
I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay.

I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu
broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy
Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an
interesting coincidence.

Take this into consideration. If we look at American history, between
1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was
handed over to the FBI and other organizations at the request of
President Roosevelt, and that's how the Japanese were rounded up and
put into the internment camps. I'm not saying that that's what the
Administration is planning to do, but I am saying that private
personal information that was given to the Census Bureau in the 1940s
was used against Americans to round them up, in a violation of their
constitutional rights, and put the Japanese in internment camps.

He said that in Japan, to wait and get health care is almost
impossible. You get on a list and you wait and you wait and you wait.
But he said this is something people don't know: in Japan, people have
stopped voicing their opinion on health care. There are things that
are wrong with Japanese health care, but people are afraid of voicing.
'Well why is that,' I asked. [He said], 'Because they know that would
get on a list and they wouldn't get health care. They wouldn't get in.
They wouldn't get seen. And so people are afraid. They're afraid to
speak back to government. They're afraid to say anything.' Is that
what we want for our future? That takes us to gangster government at
that point!

During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local
smorgasbord embarrassed ... The government spent its wad by April 26.

That's why people need to continue to go to the town halls, continue
to melt the phone lines of their liberal members of Congress, and let
them know, under no certain circumstances will I give the government
control over my body and my health care decisions.

Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study
that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas

There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding
Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design

I want people in Minnesota armed and dangerous on this issue of the
energy tax because we need to fight back. Thomas Jefferson told us
'having a revolution every now and then is a good thing,' and the
people -- we the people -- are going to have to fight back hard if
we're not going to lose our country.

Does that mean that someone's 13-year-old daughter could walk into a
sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local
Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and
go home on the school bus? That night, mom and dad are never the wiser

I don't know where they're going to get all this money because we're
running out of rich people in this country.

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Now, if this didn't make any sense, don't blame me. This is a
collection of ACTUAL QUOTES from Bachman.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-michele-bachmann-quotes.htm?PS=33%3A13