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It's Time For A "None Of The Above" Option On Presidential Ballots

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Pappy

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Aug 24, 2008, 12:39:53 PM8/24/08
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Why isn't there a "None Of The Above" option on ballots. Sure, you can write
it in, but they don't get tabulated. Same as votes for Donald Duck or Fred
Flintstone.

Moonnigger or Diaper John, Friend of the Wetback? What a suck line up. If I
bother to vote in November I'm going for one of the other POTUS candidates.
Maybe Barr. Maybe that guy from the Constitution party.

You can add America to the list of great empires that have self destructed.
Persia, Greece, Rome, France, England. Now America.

I'm now officially depressed. Going to the Shell station for a 12-pack.


Tiger Luck

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Aug 24, 2008, 12:47:44 PM8/24/08
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Too bad David Duke isn't running, eh pap smear?

Then you'd have someone to vote for.

--
"I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and
trustworthy. We had a very good dialog. I was able to get a sense of his
soul."

"In the 21st century, nations don’t invade other nations."

Pappy

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Aug 24, 2008, 12:49:37 PM8/24/08
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"Tiger Luck" <Tiger_Luck@nature_preserve.afr> wrote in message
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> Pappy wrote:
>> Why isn't there a "None Of The Above" option on ballots. Sure, you can
>> write it in, but they don't get tabulated. Same as votes for Donald Duck
>> or Fred Flintstone.
>>
>> Moonnigger or Diaper John, Friend of the Wetback? What a suck line up. If
>> I bother to vote in November I'm going for one of the other POTUS
>> candidates. Maybe Barr. Maybe that guy from the Constitution party.
>>
>> You can add America to the list of great empires that have self
>> destructed. Persia, Greece, Rome, France, England. Now America.
>>
>> I'm now officially depressed. Going to the Shell station for a 12-pack.
>
> Too bad David Duke isn't running, eh pap smear?

Thanks, Tiger Lilly. Just the fleeting thought of Duke on the ticket cheered
me up a little.


babeejm

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Aug 24, 2008, 12:58:44 PM8/24/08
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>C-span caller yesterday live on TV..He was going to write in HIllary Clinton's name!

John R. Carroll

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Aug 24, 2008, 1:06:20 PM8/24/08
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babeejm wrote:

I didn't know crayons were allowed in voting booths.
Interesting.


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John R. Carroll
www.machiningsolution.com


JSM

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Aug 24, 2008, 2:24:27 PM8/24/08
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Lets get one thing straight here pappy, they are not diapers, that is
what arabs wear on their heads, they are called 'depends,' although
granted, they may be a trade name. I think we have a wonderful trio
just ready to emerge and take the reins of government that far
outclasses both the dems and repubs. Join me in the write in campagin
for Larry, Mo (not the arab one), and Curly.

Steven L.

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Aug 24, 2008, 2:44:26 PM8/24/08
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Pappy wrote:
> Why isn't there a "None Of The Above" option on ballots. Sure, you can write
> it in, but they don't get tabulated.

Sure they do.
Every election, the votes of the minor party candidates are reported.

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Email: sdli...@earthlinkNOSPAM.net
Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.

The tragedy of balding men with long hair

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Aug 24, 2008, 4:09:03 PM8/24/08
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On Aug 24, 9:39 am, "Pappy" <ÇPa...@KULUXD.com> wrote:


Pappy is your future, those of you who let just the tiniest sliver of
racism in their thoughts. Is this really how you want to end up?
Read his posts. Read all of them and then decide if you want his
thoughts inside of your head.

Patriot Games

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Aug 25, 2008, 5:15:38 PM8/25/08
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:24:27 -0700 (PDT), JSM <ekru...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Lets get one thing straight here pappy, they are not diapers, that is
>what arabs wear on their heads, they are called 'depends,' although
>granted, they may be a trade name.

Why do you wear those diapers? Depends.

Depends on what? Depends on if I shit in my pants!

Patriot Games

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Aug 25, 2008, 5:16:46 PM8/25/08
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On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:09:03 -0700 (PDT), The tragedy of balding men
with long hair <goof...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Pappy is your future, those of you who let just the tiniest sliver of
>racism in their thoughts. Is this really how you want to end up?
>Read his posts. Read all of them and then decide if you want his
>thoughts inside of your head.

Pappy is an America hero!

You are America's condom.

Patriot Games

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Aug 25, 2008, 5:22:43 PM8/25/08
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I'm gonna solve your problems for you, right here, right now.

Put the following sign on the back of your car:

Attention Religious Right! We love Ya! Now do everybody a favor and
SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO NOT vote EVER AGAIN. You FUCKED UP 2008 with
your STUPID Huckleberry! You FUCKED UP 2008 because you were SCARED
by a MORMON. Like you STUPID BASTARDS even know what a MORMON is
anyway. We STILL love Ya! Just SHUT THE FUCK UP and DO NOT vote EVER
AGAIN!

Pappy

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Aug 25, 2008, 5:42:34 PM8/25/08
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Why aren't you in Denver, coward?


Pappy

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Aug 25, 2008, 5:44:45 PM8/25/08
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"Patriot Games" <Pat...@America.Com> wrote in message
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Well said, indeed! Without the slack-jawed bible thumpers we'd have a real
candidate instead of Juan McCain, The Wetback's Best Friend.

Hmmm... Maybe there's some way to spread the rumor that voting is the work
of Satan.


Patriot Games

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Aug 27, 2008, 5:46:03 PM8/27/08
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On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:44:45 -0500, "Pappy" <ÆPa...@3QBU2J.com> wrote:
>"Patriot Games" <Pat...@America.Com> wrote in message
>news:0a86b41va18cl84qe...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:39:53 -0500, "Pappy" <ÇPa...@KULUXD.com> wrote:
>>>Why isn't there a "None Of The Above" option on ballots. Sure, you can
>>>write
>>>it in, but they don't get tabulated. Same as votes for Donald Duck or Fred
>>>Flintstone.
>>>Moonnigger or Diaper John, Friend of the Wetback? What a suck line up. If
>>>I
>>>bother to vote in November I'm going for one of the other POTUS
>>>candidates.
>>>Maybe Barr. Maybe that guy from the Constitution party.
>>>You can add America to the list of great empires that have self
>>>destructed.
>>>Persia, Greece, Rome, France, England. Now America.
>>>I'm now officially depressed. Going to the Shell station for a 12-pack.
>> I'm gonna solve your problems for you, right here, right now.
>> Put the following sign on the back of your car:
>> Attention Religious Right! We love Ya! Now do everybody a favor and
>> SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO NOT vote EVER AGAIN. You FUCKED UP 2008 with
>> your STUPID Huckleberry! You FUCKED UP 2008 because you were SCARED
>> by a MORMON. Like you STUPID BASTARDS even know what a MORMON is
>> anyway. We STILL love Ya! Just SHUT THE FUCK UP and DO NOT vote EVER
>> AGAIN!
>Well said, indeed! Without the slack-jawed bible thumpers we'd have a real
>candidate instead of Juan McCain, The Wetback's Best Friend.

Huckleberry pulled the Evangelicals into a single group THEN USED THEM
for McCain to cancel out Romney's votes in West Virginia.

The whole fucking thing was rigged!

>Hmmm... Maybe there's some way to spread the rumor that voting is the work
>of Satan.

Bwahahahahahahahhaha!!!!

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