Lott: "I Invented The Paper Clip"
moderate.bipartisan
Trent Lott:
"During my service in the United States Congress,
I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
:)
Sadie Hawkins
moderate.bipartisan <nos...@nospam.non> wrote in article <7cej9q$6...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
I invented the wink.
rockdog
Volt...@geocities.com wrote:
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> On 13 Mar 1999 20:54:18 GMT, "moderate.bipartisan" <nos...@nospam.non>
> wrote:
>
> >Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
> >
> >Trent Lott:
> >
> >"During my service in the United States Congress,
> > I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>
> Al Gore helped to create the Net as we know it today.
Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha...........!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> You GOP losers are a riot.
Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha...........!!!!!!!!!!!
And you, fuck face, will believe anything!!!
>
> Bring on Dan Quayle.
Bring on Al the Whore Gore.
>
> Jim
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It sounds more like that rapist, gangster, coward.
Tucker, Mcdougal, Foster, Brown, ...
Sadie Hawkins
Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36f1e43a...@news.mindspring.com>...
> On 13 Mar 1999 21:02:53 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
>
> >moderate.bipartisan <nos...@nospam.non> wrote in article
<7cej9q$6...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> >> Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
> >>
> >> Trent Lott:
> >>
> >> "During my service in the United States Congress,
> >> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
> >>
> >> :)
> >
> >I invented the wink.
>
> I have my suspicions that you two reactionary fools invented the
> Conserva-Jack for one handed Usenet posting.
>
Jim invented NAMBLA.
Sadie Hawkins
Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36f0e3fb...@news.mindspring.com>...
> On 13 Mar 1999 20:54:18 GMT, "moderate.bipartisan" <nos...@nospam.non>
> wrote:
>
> >Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
> >
> >Trent Lott:
> >
> >"During my service in the United States Congress,
> > I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>
> Al Gore helped to create the Net as we know it today.
Sure he did Jim, sure he did.
Sadie Hawkins
Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36f01fb3...@news.mindspring.com>...
> Check and see who wrote and helped passed legislation to expand the
> Net into what we have today.
Thats a good boy Jimmy, just sit back down, you'll
get overexcited.
I invented beer.
Sadie Hawkins
Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36ef1f99...@news.mindspring.com>...
> On 14 Mar 1999 02:05:47 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36f1e43a...@news.mindspring.com>...
> >> On 13 Mar 1999 21:02:53 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >moderate.bipartisan <nos...@nospam.non> wrote in article
> ><7cej9q$6...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> >> >> Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
> >> >>
> >> >> Trent Lott:
> >> >>
> >> >> "During my service in the United States Congress,
> >> >> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
> >> >>
> >> >> :)
> >> >
> >> >I invented the wink.
> >>
> >> I have my suspicions that you two reactionary fools invented the
> >> Conserva-Jack for one handed Usenet posting.
>
> >Jim invented NAMBLA.
>
> Nope. Too Republican.
I don't think you're too republican to have invented NAMBLA. Don't
be so humble.
Juan Liberale
>
>
>
>Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article
<36f1e43a...@news.mindspring.com>.
>..
>> On 13 Mar 1999 21:02:53 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
>>
>> >moderate.bipartisan <nos...@nospam.non> wrote in article
><7cej9q$6...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>> >> Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
>> >>
>> >> Trent Lott:
>> >>
>> >> "During my service in the United States Congress,
>> >> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>> >>
>> >> :)
>> >
>> >I invented the wink.
>>
>> I have my suspicions that you two reactionary fools invented the
>> Conserva-Jack for one handed Usenet posting.
>>
>
>Jim invented NAMBLA.
Is that what they told you when you joined?
I think that Lott invented the idea of taking your matress
coverings off and transforming them into evening wear!
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: >I invented beer.
: I thought that was Yahoo Serious?
Yahoo Serious split the beer atom; beer had already been invented.
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Sadie Hawkins
Juan Liberale <JLib...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<0C504032E1B3333C.CE877C73...@library-proxy.airnews.net>...
> In article <01be6dbf$3f84c700$2ae0fdd1@david>, l...@acapp.com says...
> >
> >
> >
> >Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article
> <36f1e43a...@news.mindspring.com>.
> >..
> >> On 13 Mar 1999 21:02:53 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >moderate.bipartisan <nos...@nospam.non> wrote in article
> ><7cej9q$6...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
> >> >> Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
> >> >>
> >> >> Trent Lott:
> >> >>
> >> >> "During my service in the United States Congress,
> >> >> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
> >> >>
> >> >> :)
> >> >
> >> >I invented the wink.
> >>
> >> I have my suspicions that you two reactionary fools invented the
> >> Conserva-Jack for one handed Usenet posting.
> >>
> >
> >Jim invented NAMBLA.
>
> Is that what they told you when you joined?
That's what you told them as they led you away in cuffs.
Sadie Hawkins
Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36ed7fa5...@news.mindspring.com>...
> On 14 Mar 1999 02:39:16 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36f01fb3...@news.mindspring.com>...
> >> On 14 Mar 1999 02:07:07 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article <36f0e3fb...@news.mindspring.com>...
> >> >> On 13 Mar 1999 20:54:18 GMT, "moderate.bipartisan" <nos...@nospam.non>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Trent Lott:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"During my service in the United States Congress,
> >> >> > I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
> >> >>
> >> >> Al Gore helped to create the Net as we know it today.
> >> >
> >> >Sure he did Jim, sure he did.
> >>
> >> Check and see who wrote and helped passed legislation to expand the
> >> Net into what we have today.
> >
> >Thats a good boy Jimmy, just sit back down, you'll
> >get overexcited.
> >
> >I invented beer.
>
> I thought that was Yahoo Serious?
>
He invented the search engine.
The OldTimer
moderate.bipartisan wrote in message
<7cej9q$6...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
>
>Trent Lott:
>
>"During my service in the United States Congress,
> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
And you invented the phony post by elimination, huh?
One of the most enjoyable things about being 65 is
watching the younger generations make the same
dumb mistakes, the same stupid assumptions,
buy the same political scams and fall for the same
societal gimmicks and not having a clue as to what
is really going on. The fun is seeing that look on
their faces, when the truth finally hits them.
The OldTimer
Juan Liberale
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>
>
>Juan Liberale <JLib...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
><0C504032E1B3333C.CE877C73...@library-proxy.airnews.net
>..
>.
>> In article <01be6dbf$3f84c700$2ae0fdd1@david>, l...@acapp.com says...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Volt...@geocities.com wrote in article
>> <36f1e43a...@news.mindspring.com>.
>> >..
>> >> On 13 Mar 1999 21:02:53 GMT, "Sadie Hawkins" <l...@acapp.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >moderate.bipartisan <nos...@nospam.non> wrote in article
>> >> >> Los Angeles Times, Saturday, March 13, 1999, pA27:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Trent Lott:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "During my service in the United States Congress,
>> >> >> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >I invented the wink.
>> >>
>> >> I have my suspicions that you two reactionary fools invented the
>> >> Conserva-Jack for one handed Usenet posting.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Jim invented NAMBLA.
>>
>> Is that what they told you when you joined?
>
>That's what you told them as they led you away in cuffs.
You are out of your class here Sadie, go play with the other
cross dressers.
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Look at Juan. So afraid of a girl he's trying to make her go away.
RH
Steve Brinich wrote in message <7csmi2$38e$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>
>> Trent Lott:
>>
>> "During my service in the United States Congress,
>> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>>
>> :)
>
Not exactly. He invented the torch and the rack.
RH
Steve Brinich
> Trent Lott:
>
> "During my service in the United States Congress,
> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>
> :)
Strom Thurmond invented fire and the wheel.
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Juan Liberale
>
>
>> Trent Lott:
>>
>> "During my service in the United States Congress,
>> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>>
>> :)
>
> Strom Thurmond invented fire and the wheel.
>
Trent Lott invented eye holes in his bed sheets!
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Juan Liberale
>>>
>>> "During my service in the United States Congress,
>>> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
>>>
>>> :)
>>
>> Strom Thurmond invented fire and the wheel.
>
>
>RH
Are you sure it wasn't the torch and the cross?
I think Trent is Stroms racist bastard child!
Jerry Stratton
> Strom Thurmond invented fire and the wheel.
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allowed in Congress. "The only heating within the Senate should be through
our own skill at producing it."
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>
> In article <7csnvp$e...@sjx-ixn8.ix.netcom.com>, are...@ix.netcom.com says...
> >
> >
> >Steve Brinich wrote in message <7csmi2$38e$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >>
> >>> Trent Lott:
> >>>
> >>> "During my service in the United States Congress,
> >>> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
> >>>
> >>> :)
> >>
> >
> >
Geo
>
> In article <7csmi2$38e$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, ste...@Radix.Net says...
> >
> >
> >> Trent Lott:
> >>
> >> "During my service in the United States Congress,
> >> I took the initiative in creating the paper clip".
> >>
> >> :)
> >
> > Strom Thurmond invented fire and the wheel.
Oh man!! pleeease! your too funny...stop!!!
> >
>
> Trent Lott invented eye holes in his bed sheets!
>