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Beam Me Up Scotty

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:11:23 PM11/23/09
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SUSPECTED cannibals killed a young man, ATE part of him and then sold
other bits to a KEBAB house.

Cops also believe the 25-year-old victim's body parts may have been used
to fill PIES too.

The trio of homeless men were arrested in Russia - accused of murdering
the man with knives and a hammer.

Prosecutors revealed: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was
divided up - part of it was eaten and part of it was sold to a kiosk
selling kebabs and pies."

Suspicions were raised when dismembered parts of a human body were found
near a bus stop in the outskirts of the Russian city of Perm - which is
720 miles east of Moscow.

Dänk 1010011010

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:20:08 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 2:11 pm, Beam Me Up Scotty <Then-Destroy-Everyth...@Talk-n-

dog.com> wrote:
> SUSPECTED cannibals killed a young man, ATE part of him and then sold
> other bits to a KEBAB house.
>
> Cops also believe the 25-year-old victim's body parts may have been used
> to fill PIES too.
> ...

> Prosecutors revealed: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was
> divided up - part of it was eaten and part of it was sold to a kiosk
> selling kebabs and pies."

Yuk! I just spent several weeks in Europe and ate lots of kebabs and
never figured out what kind of meat they used. One time it was
definitely chicken, but another time I could have sworn it was pork,
which doesn't make sense since it was a Turkish restaurant, and Turks
are Muslims.

Beam Me Up Scotty

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:22:57 PM11/23/09
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Wasn't it Jane Fonda's "ex" Ted Turner that said we would be eating
each other in 10 years. that was only 5 years ago.....


To put your mind at ease... the mystery meat is usually cat.


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robert bowman

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:22:46 PM11/23/09
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Dänk 1010011010 wrote:

> Yuk!  I just spent several weeks in Europe and ate lots of kebabs and
> never figured out what kind of meat they used.

In a moment of lucidity, the Brits refer to it as 'Donner Meat'. Draw your
own conclusions on the etymology.


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