IT'S OFFICIAL! DARWIN'S THEORY A DEAD HORSE

[ED CONRAD]

If you don't believe it, Doubting Thomas, click here:

http://likethedew.com/img/beating-a-dead-horse.gif

Fox News captures intriguing video of Ed Conrad
going berserk just before reps from the SPCA and
the local Asylum sent him off to the Funny Farm.

Meanwhile, the nag, named Evolution, was removed
to a nearby McDonald's restaurant to be ground into
delicious horseburgers to quell the appetite of those
hungry, stupid retards who just got off the Interstate.

HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.

Here's the undeniable physical evidence that your
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGreat-Great-Grandpa
was around when coal was first being formed.

It obviously means he lived some 280 million years ago
and -- Thank God! -- he isn't alive today because we
couldn't find enough candles to put on his birthday
cake.

ONLY BITS AND PIECES REMAINING

HIS PETRIFIED FINGER AND TOE
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

HIS PETRIFIED SKULL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

ANOTHER VIEW OF HIS PETRIFIED SKULL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

HIS FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

HIS TIBIA
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

HIS FRONTAL MANDIBLE (Jawbone)
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg

HIS GALL BLADDER
(Cat-SCAN revealed it contains a gallstone)

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg

HIS BRAIN
(One Hemisphere)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

THE ONLY BLESSED TOOL IN HIS CHEST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

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Or. as Thomas Edison so eloquently put it:

"The right to search for truth
implies also a duty; one MUST
NOT conceal any part of what
one has recognized to be true."

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Or, as Clayton Lennon, a philosopher
as smart as they come, once told me:

"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."

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Or, as the late, great Plato once put it
after six or seven beers:

"We can forgive a child who is
afraid of the dark. The real
tragedy is when men are afraid
of the light."