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Timothy S. Watson

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In article <8oe6ic$jgh$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, COL. BILL KILGORE
<col_bill...@my-deja.com> wrote:

The Colonel has taken the following excerpts from the assinine postings
of Little Timmy Watson and responded to them accordingly:

"I am anonymous, to your eternal regret."

You aren't as anonymous as you think little man!

anonymous, as in "anonymous", a name. You are pretty stupid, colon
nozzle. I guess I'll have to dumb it down even more so you will be
able to understand. 9mm is not the diameter of your penis, but its
complete length. More like a clit, really.

"Uchural is the most famous poster in the history of apst."

First of all, you ARE Uruchal, you pretensious bag of shit. Secondly,
no one is more famous than Col Bill Kilgore, and don't you forget it
sonny!

Have been for a very long time. anonymous, too, and anon, and
spooky action, and the anarchivist, and lurker, and correspondent.
Really, colon nozzle, a teenage boy with too much time on his
hands with a 9mm penis dripping with infection who reads the
manual to Doom for hints about life who serves only greasy
food in a greasy spoon shall never be famous. Indeed, from the
quality of your flames, you shall never be famous as a flamer,
either. Fame is fleeting, colon nozzle. Watch out! Your sleeve
is caught in the French Fry machine! Oh, awful. Curly Fingers,
Digits Julienne. Blood on the fried potatoes. Damn, don't you
just hate it when that happens?

"My reputation has been made as opposition to certain idiots,
gasbags,
and bigots. It has been the good fight, and I am winning it hands
down."

Your reputation proceeds you shit-for-brains. You are perceived as a
pathetic moron and have been denounced by most posters to this forum.

In reality, colon nozzle, I am about the last man standing after a
years-long struggle against thugs like you. I am the Champion.
By "most posters" you must mean your fellow members in the Gang
of Two and Three Quarters, if you include Dragon and colon nozzle.
I am the funniest guy on apst. Everyone reads me to find out the
truth. There is no spooky action at a distance. Entropy always
wins. Cosmic rays pass through everything, it seems. Death is
easy. Comedy is hard. "You are as civil as an orange."*

*Shakespeare. Four puns.

As to your "good fight", you don't know the meaning of the word. The
Colonel spent 27 months "fighting" for his country, and I'm talking real
bullets from real AK-47's flying in my direction, not some idiotic geek
like you dissin people with words generated by a keyboard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Real bullets? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Real rifles? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Don't take the manual to Doom too seriously, colon nozzle. It does
not reflect real life.

As to your
delusions of "winning hands down", Kruschev thought he was winning to,
in fact, he stated "we will bury you". The only thing that got buried
besides himself was communism in general.

I think the quote was an old Russian Proverb. I think it meant
something like, you will be covered with dust when our wagon
passes your wagon. You really must read more, colon nozzle.

"I am a warrior, Dragon, trained and practiced, from a long line of
warriors, in America from the time of the American Revolution,
when my ancestor, Lt. Samuel Udall, fought with Washington
in the Revolutionary Army. Every generation has been proud
to answer the call to defend this nation. It is in my blood. I have
never lost a battle, and I have always defeated my enemies."

The closest you ever got to a "warrior" was probably in an Indian
casino and the only dragon you ever had contact with was named "Puff".

So that is Shawn Smith's real name, Puff. In all this time this bit
of information has never been revealed. Thank you, colon nozzle.

Old Lt. Udall must be spinning in his grave when he hears some
half-baked dimwit like yourself fantasizing about being his decendant.
If your ancestors were defenders of this nation, than you must be a
total embarassment to your family for defecting to trotskyism.

But, colon nozzle, I am contrarian here. I am not Trotskiiist. I am
liberal Democrat with leftist leanings. I am a scholar, a reader,
a speaker of Russian, a debater. The family album is full of pictures
of warriors, from the Civil War to the Vietnam War, with the Spanish
American War and WWII inbetween. War of 1812 is mentioned in the
family archives, as well as the exploits of my famous ancestor, Lt.
Samuel Udall, who did indeed serve with Washington in the Revolutionary
War. Uncle Charles flew 150 missions in PBYs against the Nazi for
the Royal Canadian Air Force. Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force. A
glorious family tradition and history. About ten generations, all
military veterans and warriors. Every generation of my family has
served our country proudly in the military. My family has always
considered it an honor and a duty to serve. It has been the price
of our freedom, a price we have patriotically paid.

Now, colon nozzle, about those grease burns on your arm.... I suggest
ice.

If you
were the American patriot you pretend to be, then you'd be on The
Colonel's team defending the US from the thoughts and delusions of the
commie whackos on this forum and others like it.

Oh, no, colon nozzle, I have more panache than that. You see, I see
no gain to me by siding with a pimply-faced teenager with a 9mm penis
dripping with infection with too much time on his hands and grease
burns on his arms. I am a busy man. No time for you. Why don't
you call up Dragon's Mommie and see if he can come out to play?
I am here on apst to learn history and languages and politics.

Instead, you are
nothing more than a sickening traitor to your ancestors and country. No
wonder you change your name so often. You gotta be in a battle to win
it. Sitting at your computer and pretending to be a tough guy doesn't
qualify you to call yourself a winner at anything.

Sigh. They always whine before the coup de grace.

"You may take this statement as a precautionary tale."

The only thing your statements are taken as are laughable fucking jokes
and fairy tales. The Colonel has deemed you to be a mental incompetant
not worth much more of his time. In fact, I'm putting you in the same
category as Owen Jones - nothing more than a small, immature child with
too much time on his hands.

I am sure that will be a great relief to all of us here. Good-bye,
colon nozzle.

Tim

Oh, by the way, fuck you, colon nozzle.

--
"The Thoughts of Col. Bill Kilgore"


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Timothy S. Watson

Paracelsus

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In article <8oe6ic$jgh$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, COL. BILL KILGORE
<col_bill...@my-deja.com> wrote:

> The Colonel has taken the following excerpts from the assinine postings
> of Little Timmy Watson and responded to them accordingly:
>
> "I am anonymous, to your eternal regret."
>

He's not really that anonymous; He's proven, from his exacting similarity
to uchural's posts, that he's one in the same with him. In fact, him and
uchural post exactly the same things.

> You aren't as anonymous as you think little man!
>
>

> "Uchural is the most famous poster in the history of apst."
>

uchural goes unnoticed except by those very desperate for someone to talk
to, like redflag and red_victory. uchural proved to have no value in any
debate, and proved to be a common troll, and was thus rejected. Also,
he's like nothing more than a mirror image of Watson, except without the
desperate attempts to seem intellectual and with a lot more emotion;
Otherwise, they're the same. This is part of the reason it has been
believed for so long they're the same person.
As for who *IS* the most famous poster here, I'd say Ken McLeod. If one
means merely fame on this newsgroup and not neccessarily famous in real
life, I'd say Proyect.

> First of all, you ARE Uruchal, you pretensious bag of shit. Secondly,
> no one is more famous than Col Bill Kilgore, and don't you forget it
> sonny!
>

> "My reputation has been made as opposition to certain idiots,
> gasbags,
> and bigots.

This uchural hasn't done. He's made a reputation of being an
uninteresting, bumbling dupe with a ego that outweighs by megatons his
actual ability. He's all insults, rants, slurs, and self-glorification,
and he really never amounted to more than that. As we see from the above,
he still hasn't.

It has been the good fight, and I am winning it hands
> down."
>

Noone would even, in their most fanciful dreams, claim that uchural wins
anything hands down, save those who prefer to make their reputation by
fighting for those who have been refuted and totally intellectually
destroyed by all, and thus converting themselves from a contributor to a
total clown in just a few posts, if not just one. Uchural saying he's
beat anyone here is like a man with no arms saying he's beat everyone in
sword-fighting *AFTER* he lost his arms. He can't sword-fight; He
doesn't have the appendages he needs to fight with.

He's also illogical. He doesn't back up his assertions, he ignores it
when his own claims are debunked in droves, he shows no interest in facts,
and he's admitted quite a few times his only reason for coming here is,
basically, to bash people. If this isn't the guy that needs to be put on
killfile, noone is.

> Your reputation proceeds you shit-for-brains. You are perceived as a
> pathetic moron and have been denounced by most posters to this forum.

> As to your "good fight", you don't know the meaning of the word. The
> Colonel spent 27 months "fighting" for his country, and I'm talking real
> bullets from real AK-47's flying in my direction, not some idiotic geek

> like you dissin people with words generated by a keyboard. As to your


> delusions of "winning hands down", Kruschev thought he was winning to,
> in fact, he stated "we will bury you". The only thing that got buried
> besides himself was communism in general.
>

> "I am a warrior, Dragon, trained and practiced, from a long line of
> warriors, in America from the time of the American Revolution,
> when my ancestor, Lt. Samuel Udall, fought with Washington
> in the Revolutionary Army. Every generation has been proud
> to answer the call to defend this nation. It is in my blood. I have
> never lost a battle, and I have always defeated my enemies."
>

What a bag of wind!!!! Uchural, visualize me kicking large clods of dirt
in your face as you lie on the ground, crying. You're a human waste, and
you couldn't beat anyone. You even having trouble beating those roaches
crawling across your kitchen floor.

> The closest you ever got to a "warrior" was probably in an Indian
> casino and the only dragon you ever had contact with was named "Puff".

> Old Lt. Udall must be spinning in his grave when he hears some
> half-baked dimwit like yourself fantasizing about being his decendant.
> If your ancestors were defenders of this nation, than you must be a

> total embarassment to your family for defecting to trotskyism. If you


> were the American patriot you pretend to be, then you'd be on The
> Colonel's team defending the US from the thoughts and delusions of the

> commie whackos on this forum and others like it. Instead, you are


> nothing more than a sickening traitor to your ancestors and country. No
> wonder you change your name so often. You gotta be in a battle to win
> it. Sitting at your computer and pretending to be a tough guy doesn't
> qualify you to call yourself a winner at anything.
>

> "You may take this statement as a precautionary tale."
>
> The only thing your statements are taken as are laughable fucking jokes
> and fairy tales. The Colonel has deemed you to be a mental incompetant
> not worth much more of his time. In fact, I'm putting you in the same
> category as Owen Jones - nothing more than a small, immature child with
> too much time on his hands.
>

> --
> "The Thoughts of Col. Bill Kilgore"
>
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

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Emerging from ethereal smoke, the magical marxist spake:

> He's not really that anonymous; He's proven, from his exacting
similarity
> to uchural's posts, that he's one in the same with him. In fact, him
and
> uchural post exactly the same things.

"exacting similarity"? ... I *LOVE* Paracelslish! It is such a unique
language!

By the way, it is "*HE* and uchural post exactly the same things"!
*HE* is the nominative form, since it is the subject of the verb. HIM
is used when it is the object of the verb, as in: Uchural had little
difficulty exposing Paracelsus' stupidy and making fun of HIM.

Now, on to substantial matters ... YOU BONE-HEAD! Timothy S. Watson
has stated unambiguously that he IS "uchural". He, that is, Timothy S.
Watson, employed the user-named "uchural", just as you, Shawn Smith,
employ the loser-name "Paracelsus", and used to refer to yourself
as "Black Dragon". It is no great revelation, then, to note that
Timothy S. Watson and "uchural" post identically. THEY ARE THE SAME
PERSON! Timothy S. Watson/uchural, who is the brother of Hunter H.
Watson -- and the more charming of the two, IMHO -- explained this
several days ago. However, since you are too big a coward to read his
posts, sheltering as you do under the weak protection of a kill-file,
you haven't seen him do this. Thus, you make yourself look even more
pathetic ... if such a thing is possible!

Now, disappear back into the ether, would you?

Timothy S. Watson

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In article <8oef1d$ujq$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, COL. BILL KILGORE
<col_bill...@my-deja.com> wrote:

Hey Little Boy Watson:

The only other poster who uses that term, boy, is William Kaufman.
You are either Black Dragon, a real boy, or Bill Kaufman, who likes
slaves and boys. Dragon is thrall of Kaufman, and his fellow scab.
You know, what you keep hoping will happen to your penis, scab
over sooner or later. You really should have that thing looked at.
I trust your doctor has a magnifying glass.

The Colonel notes you "convieniantly" failed to respond to your
rhetorical nonsense about your Revolutionary War ties and your family's
reputation for "defending America" when the call came.

Good Golly, Miss Molly, if I could understand your writing, perhaps we
could have a conversation. My famous and courageous ancestor
fought to throw off the yoke of the British Monarchy. He was a
revolutionary in fact, and fought in the armed struggle to free his
nation from foreign domination. A revolutionary, and a freedom fighter.
My family served during the War of 1812 against the awful British,
to preserve the Union during the Civil War, in the Spanish-American
War in 1898, uncles fought the Hun during the First World War,
Dad fought the Japanese during World War II, Hunter, well, you all
know his military history, and I served during the Vietnam War. I
believe we were all volunteers, and not conscripts.

What have you done lately for your country, except spread that
infection to the toilet seat?

What's the
matter, afraid to expose yourself to this moronic group as a
"psuedo-commie"

But, colon nozzle, I must protest (did that too - I was at the
barricades and raised my fist and shouted). I am not a commie.
I am a lover of dogs, an authority on arachnids, student of
the forces and particles of nature, a musician, a gardener,
a forester, an investor, a happily married man, a mentor, one
who gives much to charity and does good deeds in the community,
a good friend, and comfort to my family. I am a photographer,
an artist, a poet. I am a patriot and a warrior, and I am a gentle
and peaceful man. I am an American success story. Through
hard work and study I have amassed a small fortune, and live
the good life.

They have drugs for your condition, you know. You really should
have that thing treated.

; a sham artist

Nope, a real artist. Oils, watercolor, pastels, sculpture, photography.
Built my own house. Road maker, bird house builder, hummingbird
feeder, occasional farm hand when my neighbors need help with the
harvests.

who has no more business

You ever been in business, colon nozzle? No need to answer that
question. You are obviously unemployable. Last hired, first fired.

being here than
Owen Jones does in a mens restroom?

Quick, colon nozzle, where does the apostrophe really go? I think
you refer to Owen Jones, HERO OF APST, the 50th member of
KAUFMAN'S HATE LIST, awarded here and now a RED STAR for
enduring your feeble insults, which are, in truth, very funny.

It's only The Colonel's unwavering

It is called tremor, and the result of not having the infection treated.

belief in freedom of speech and thought that allows me to tolerate a
cretin like yourself. You are a joke here,

How are an apple and an orange alike? They are both red, except
for the orange. (There, comrades, an on-topic joke, just for you.)

and we all get a laugh out of
listening to your rants.

That is red ants. They herd aphids. I would send Alec pictures I
took of this behavior, but he is scared of ants, I think.

We take them for what they are; the imbecilic
ravings of a thought-deprived blockhead.

You sound a lot like Black Dragon. He has a very little dick, too,
the result of cutting off his own balls. Low testosterone, you know.
Yes, you know all about low testosterone, don't you, colon nozzle?

I disagree with 99.99%

You are almost 100% disagreeable. I find your sense of humor
refreshing, however, so we'll grant you that last 100th of a percent.
While there is life, there is hope, colon nozzle.

of the
whacko commies

Now, were was I? Oh, yes. Fuck you, colon nozzle.

that post to this forum, however, the one thing I do
support them on is their right to be here and present their views
publically.

Most of the comrades here express their views pubically. You
are unaware of their nature. The apst motto is, "IT IS ALL ABOUT
THE ASS!" Get with it, colon nozzle. You, like Paracelsus, are
behind in your denials.

And some of their views clearly put you in an extremely
unfavorable light.

The lime light, the center of attention. You, and Kaufman, and
the bigot, and the Idiot Paracelsus all make me feel important.

Its up to patriots

Parrots. You have a problem spelling.

like The Colonel

You are the "colon", colon nozzle. As I have said often on this
forum, est' plokhoi soldat kto ne mechtaet stat' generalom. If
you are going to grant yourself rank, become a general. Lt. Colon
is a minor rank, in the key of c, a crank. The sign of failure in
a military career, to be stopped at the rank of Lt. Colon. They
are retired early. Did you ever get those burns on your arms
salved? That hot grease you fry potatoes in can really hurt.
Oh, I get it. Colon Sanders, of Arkansas Blanched Dead Birds.
As their ad goes, "Real Chicken!"

to respond to
these impotent dwarfs

A man with a 9mm prick dripping the ooze of infection should learn
to speak softly and carry a real penis.

and contain them, just as we contain Sadaam and
Slobodan in the real world.

You can't contain your internal gasses and effluvia. I love
your resume. Loose bowels and drippy dick. Pretty unpleasant
at parties. Get invited out often?

Your last post can only be described as the
maniacal ravings of an escapee from the local funny farm.

We grow cherries, corn, alfalfa, and trees, manage a dairy
herd, hunt deer, drink good liquor, and eat the best food
possible. The rural life is paradise enow, you know.

Your
credibility is non-existant;

I think my credit is very good. My banker tells me so. I think
it is because I have not owed anyone a penny for thirty years.
I am rich, you see.

you frighten no one;

The scourge of apst, I have destroyed many enemies here on apst.
You are but the latest, and so far funniest, and worst flamer we
have encountered yet. Unoriginal, deadly dull, unsophisticated,
and rude, you are funny none-the-less. I hope you stick around
for a long time. I have not had so much fun ridiculing a poster
since, well, earlier today, when I did my daily routine torment of
Black Dragon, whose dick is even smaller than yours, colon nozzle.

you impress no one;

Tell that to my banker.

and you certainly haven't made on iota of impact on this forum

"on iota", on Dancer, on Prancer, on Donner, on Blitzen.

(unlike

Yes, we unlike you very much here, colon nozzle.

The Colonel who clearly keeps these commie fuck knuckles in their
places).

Good snacks with cold beer, those commie fuck knuckles.

Go home little man, your mommy is calling.

Spoke with her today. She says HI.

YOU HAVE BEEN DISMISSED!

I don't think so, colon nozzle. You see, I am a REAL veteran, not
a fake one. I was Honorably Discharged from Active Service when
my tour of duty was over. You, however, have never served a
day except for your occasional weekends in the drunk tank, and
your discharge comes from your 9mm penis. The HONOR is mine,
the misdemeanor yours.

Tim

Oh, fuck you, colon nozzle.



"The Thoughts of Col. Bill Kilgore"



In article <tswatson-2808...@pm3-9-s46.traverse.net>,

COL. BILL KILGORE

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The Colonel has taken the following excerpts from the assinine postings
of Little Timmy Watson and responded to them accordingly:

"I am anonymous, to your eternal regret."

You aren't as anonymous as you think little man!

"Uchural is the most famous poster in the history of apst."

First of all, you ARE Uruchal, you pretensious bag of shit. Secondly,
no one is more famous than Col Bill Kilgore, and don't you forget it
sonny!

"My reputation has been made as opposition to certain idiots,


gasbags,
and bigots. It has been the good fight, and I am winning it hands
down."

Your reputation proceeds you shit-for-brains. You are perceived as a
pathetic moron and have been denounced by most posters to this forum.

As to your "good fight", you don't know the meaning of the word. The
Colonel spent 27 months "fighting" for his country, and I'm talking real
bullets from real AK-47's flying in my direction, not some idiotic geek

like you dissin people with words generated by a keyboard. As to your


delusions of "winning hands down", Kruschev thought he was winning to,
in fact, he stated "we will bury you". The only thing that got buried
besides himself was communism in general.

"I am a warrior, Dragon, trained and practiced, from a long line of


warriors, in America from the time of the American Revolution,
when my ancestor, Lt. Samuel Udall, fought with Washington
in the Revolutionary Army. Every generation has been proud
to answer the call to defend this nation. It is in my blood. I have
never lost a battle, and I have always defeated my enemies."

The closest you ever got to a "warrior" was probably in an Indian
casino and the only dragon you ever had contact with was named "Puff".

Old Lt. Udall must be spinning in his grave when he hears some
half-baked dimwit like yourself fantasizing about being his decendant.
If your ancestors were defenders of this nation, than you must be a

total embarassment to your family for defecting to trotskyism. If you


were the American patriot you pretend to be, then you'd be on The
Colonel's team defending the US from the thoughts and delusions of the

commie whackos on this forum and others like it. Instead, you are


nothing more than a sickening traitor to your ancestors and country. No
wonder you change your name so often. You gotta be in a battle to win
it. Sitting at your computer and pretending to be a tough guy doesn't
qualify you to call yourself a winner at anything.

"You may take this statement as a precautionary tale."

The only thing your statements are taken as are laughable fucking jokes
and fairy tales. The Colonel has deemed you to be a mental incompetant
not worth much more of his time. In fact, I'm putting you in the same
category as Owen Jones - nothing more than a small, immature child with
too much time on his hands.

--

COL. BILL KILGORE

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THE COLONEL RESTS HIS CASE!!!!

UCHURAL AND TIMMY BOY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!

"The Thoughts of Col. Bill Kilgore"


In article
<sorcer-E-280...@ip-216-222-14-22.salmoninternet.com>,

COL. BILL KILGORE

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Hey Little Boy Watson:

The Colonel notes you "convieniantly" failed to respond to your


rhetorical nonsense about your Revolutionary War ties and your family's

reputation for "defending America" when the call came. What's the


matter, afraid to expose yourself to this moronic group as a

"psuedo-commie"; a sham artist who has no more business being here than
Owen Jones does in a mens restroom? It's only The Colonel's unwavering


belief in freedom of speech and thought that allows me to tolerate a

cretin like yourself. You are a joke here, and we all get a laugh out of
listening to your rants. We take them for what they are; the imbecilic
ravings of a thought-deprived blockhead. I disagree with 99.99% of the
whacko commies that post to this forum, however, the one thing I do


support them on is their right to be here and present their views

publically. And some of their views clearly put you in an extremely
unfavorable light. Its up to patriots like The Colonel to respond to
these impotent dwarfs and contain them, just as we contain Sadaam and
Slobodan in the real world. Your last post can only be described as the
maniacal ravings of an escapee from the local funny farm. Your
credibility is non-existant; you frighten no one; you impress no one;
and you certainly haven't made on iota of impact on this forum (unlike


The Colonel who clearly keeps these commie fuck knuckles in their
places).

Go home little man, your mommy is calling.

YOU HAVE BEEN DISMISSED!

"The Thoughts of Col. Bill Kilgore"

In article <tswatson-2808...@pm3-9-s46.traverse.net>,


"Timothy S. Watson" <tswa...@gtii.com> wrote:

Paracelsus

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In article <8oehfh$1it$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, red_v...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Emerging from ethereal smoke, the magical marxist spake:
>

Isn't red_victory a wimp? Before he can even respond, he needs to attempt
to portray me as some loon running around with a wand in his belt. It's
incredible how noone really argues against what I say, they just try to
paint me as this or that. Such things tell one their opponents have no
substantive objections in reality to what he is.

> > He's not really that anonymous; He's proven, from his exacting
> similarity
> > to uchural's posts, that he's one in the same with him. In fact, him
> and
> > uchural post exactly the same things.
>

> "exacting similarity"? ... I *LOVE* Paracelslish! It is such a unique
> language!
>

> By the way, it is "*HE* and uchural post exactly the same things"!

Another distinguishing characteristic of Watson and all the "Watsonettes";
i.e. uchural, Timothy S. Watson, Mary Watson, is the absolute obsession
over proper English, which is so intense it takes the place of any, *ANY*
interest of facts in all. Watson will generally disregard refuting facts
to moan over incorrect English somewhere in a sentence. Similarly you
rant about bad English but don't really like to argue against things said
about you. In fact, your "rebuttals" are nothing more than insult-fests
combined with differences of opinion passed off as fact, which generally
end up making you look like something of a turd, and hardly an intelligent
contributor. You are instead an unintelligent waste-producer, littering
the scenery with turds in the park.

> *HE* is the nominative form, since it is the subject of the verb. HIM
> is used when it is the object of the verb, as in: Uchural had little
> difficulty exposing Paracelsus' stupidy and making fun of HIM.
>

Thank you for discrediting uchural's claim. In this same post, you show
that uchural judges people on trivialities, such as a wrong English term
here and there, while ignoring that which was said about him, whether it's
correct or not. This is one of the reasons uchural and the other
"Watsonettes" are considered the waste produced by the body which is
alt.politics.socialism.trotsky. The ass produces things like these.

> Now, on to substantial matters ... YOU BONE-HEAD! Timothy S. Watson
> has stated unambiguously that he IS "uchural".

You really are drunk, aren't you? I meant Hunter H. Watson, not Timothy.
Wasn't that apparent? Wait - not to cretins. . . . ..

He, that is, Timothy S.
> Watson, employed the user-named "uchural", just as you, Shawn Smith,
> employ the loser-name "Paracelsus", and used to refer to yourself
> as "Black Dragon".

Even more stupidly, he takes Watschural's word to be sufficient proof it
is correct. A bumbling, loony right-winger, lashing out at delusions of
his enemy everywhere, mistook me to be this Shawn, who once make a
laughing stock of him and left him squirming with agony. This same man
had lost such credibility on the newsgroups he's on, even the
right-wingers gave him a wide berth ( think of him like the Hunter Watson
of another group ). Now you come here believing him, *without* proof,
without evidence, and you wonder why I should think of you in terms of
your close relation to fecal matter. The fact that Watschural will take
accusations like this to be true without interest in truth is one reason
he is taken as the daily production of a man's lower intestines.
Are you not just redflag under another nick? I expected you were since
the beginning; You, too, act like a gullible, pitiful excuse for a
Socialist, who seems here more to shame the rest of the movement than to
give any serious form of commentary. That is you, isn't it?

< Already explained nonsense deleted >

> Now, disappear back into the ether, would you?
>

It's more fun having my "spirit" haunt you on apst, braindead_victory.

Timothy S. Watson

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In article <8oe6ic$jgh$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, COL. BILL KILGORE
<col_bill...@my-deja.com> wrote:

> The Colonel has taken the following excerpts from the assinine postings
> of Little Timmy Watson and responded to them accordingly:
>
> "I am anonymous, to your eternal regret."
>

He's not really that anonymous; He's proven, from his exacting similarity
to uchural's posts, that he's one in the same with him. In fact, him and
uchural post exactly the same things.

Ouch, that hurts. "He" and uchural.... Nominative Case, Dragon, not
Dative. Dragon, let me explain this all to you. Timothy S. Watson
IS uchural. uchural IS Timothy S. Watson. Got it? You are really very
stupid, you know.



> You aren't as anonymous as you think little man!
>
>
> "Uchural is the most famous poster in the history of apst."
>

uchural goes unnoticed except by those very desperate for someone to talk
to, like redflag and red_victory.

Oh, poor little Dragon. You notice me all the time. I think that is
because I am in your face all the time. You know what the deal
is. You stop mentioning my name, stop slandering and lying on
apst, and I stop my ridicule and routine humiliation of you. I enjoy
this daily torment, I really do, but I am a busy man. I have money
to spend, lots of it, and that takes a lot of time. I have better
things to do than poke a pipsqueak. It is all up to you. For
a couple of weeks, a while ago, you were really good. You kept
your fucking mouth shut, and I left you alone. Now, for some
reason, you are back at it again. You future, your reputation,
your honor are in your own hands.

uchural proved to have no value in any
debate, and proved to be a common troll, and was thus rejected.

I am more an integral part of apst than you ever hoped to be in
your wildest dreams. I direct traffic here. I have noticed you
trying to parallel park recently. Not a pretty sight.

Also,
he's like nothing more than a mirror image of Watson, except without the
desperate attempts to seem intellectual and with a lot more emotion;
Otherwise, they're the same. This is part of the reason it has been
believed for so long they're the same person.

Only you actually believed I was Hunter. The other Villains of apst
never believed this at all, they only lied about it. Only you were
too stupid to catch on and see the joke. After a year and a half
of slander, accusing me of being Hunter, accusing me of hiding
behind an alias, accusing us both of lying about our identities because
of cowardice, you now admit you were wrong. I am due an apology,
as is Hunter. Are you man enough to apologize for your lies and
slander? Just saying you were too stupid to see the obvious shall
not be enough. A clear, unambiguous apology is the only thing
that will clear the air. You can claim stupidity, but that does not
relieve you of your duty to openly admit your error.

As for who *IS* the most famous poster here, I'd say Ken McLeod.

Run as fast as you can, Ken. (By the way, The Star Fraction was boffo!)
The last time Black Dragon talked like this he listed the comrades in
order of their importance on apst and knowledge of socialist politics.
Louis, the bigot, Roger, then Dragon, he said, IIRC. If Roger weren't
around, he said he claimed third place, and predicted absolute
leadership on this list in the future, so confident he was of his
abilities and knowledge. In the interim we have learned much about
Black Dragon. He is a Satanist, occultist, sorcerer, mage, wizard,
summoner of demons, practical metaphysicalist, physician, alchemist,
radical magickian, slanderer and abject liar. Why, he even thinks
he can make himself invisible, a handy trick when the mob is catching
up with you. He has pretended to be a socialist, when in fact he is
a liberal Democrat who intends to vote for Nader this time. He
claims to be a communist, but is really not even a materialist. He
roots for Lenin, but has not read Lenin, or even learned of Lenin
in history. An apologist for the Terror, he sees no connection between
Lenin and Stalin. About Trotsky he has little to say, as he knows
nothing. Mr. Rebello is the most famous poster on apst. He sits back
quietly and laughs. Chimpanzo is the next most famous poster.
Then comes Billy G. Gruff. I am in reality far down the list, despite
the fact that there are thousands of posts in the archives that talk
about me. Dragon's best work can be found in alt.magick, where he
discusses summoning evil demons and practical invisibility. He is
also famous on alt.games.street-fighter.two, where he is known as
a consummate gamer, or is that consume gamer?

If one
means merely fame on this newsgroup and not neccessarily famous in real
life, I'd say Proyect.

Infamy, Dragon. Fame is not always positive. Our pasts have a way of
trailing behind us forever. Run, Louis, as fast as you can!



> First of all, you ARE Uruchal, you pretensious bag of shit. Secondly,
> no one is more famous than Col Bill Kilgore, and don't you forget it
> sonny!
>
> "My reputation has been made as opposition to certain idiots,
> gasbags,
> and bigots.

This uchural hasn't done.

the complete black dragon, the complete paracelsus, kaufman's hate
list, the man who loves slaves and boys, the boys of our lives, the
buttfucker chronicles.

He's made a reputation of being an
uninteresting, bumbling dupe with a ego that outweighs by megatons his
actual ability.

I have hurt you deeply, haven't I, Dragon. You smart, you cry, you
whimper, you lie and slander. Much more to come. I am just getting
warmed up.

He's all insults, rants, slurs, and self-glorification,
and he really never amounted to more than that. As we see from the above,
he still hasn't.

I post in opposition to the lies and slanders directed at me and my
brother, and other good men and women on this list who have been
abused by your vile and undisciplined speech. "Catfucker Watson",
indeed! I am also the funniest guy on apst. I was just thinking,
Dragon, about the fact that I can not remember one funny thing you
have ever said on this forum. I have them rolling in the aisles,
usually at your expense. I do understand your misery, however.
It is not easy being a dragon in today's world. You get no respect.



It has been the good fight, and I am winning it hands
> down."
>

Noone

No one (two words)

would even, in their most fanciful dreams, claim that uchural wins
anything hands down, save those who prefer to make their reputation by
fighting for those who have been refuted and totally intellectually
destroyed by all, and thus converting themselves from a contributor to a
total clown in just a few posts, if not just one.

Could you restate this confusing sentence so that we could understand
your meaning? You have never once "refuted and totally intellectually
destroyed" a thing on apst except the English language. I think you
are angry with me because you are seen as an IDIOT here, my doing.
I think you reek of revenge and frustration. I think you feckless in
your inability to express even the most primitive of emotional
responses. You are a terrible writer. It hurts my eyes to read your
mangled syntax and incoherent composition.

Uchural saying he's
beat anyone here is like a man with no arms saying he's beat everyone in
sword-fighting *AFTER* he lost his arms. He can't sword-fight; He
doesn't have the appendages he needs to fight with.

Not true. I found your Sword of Intellect and your cast off shoes on
the battlefield. It is you who is disarmed, fleeing in terror at my
approach. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Snickersnak, the vorpal blade
went. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



He's also illogical. He doesn't back up his assertions, he ignores it
when his own claims are debunked in droves, he shows no interest in facts,
and he's admitted quite a few times his only reason for coming here is,
basically, to bash people. If this isn't the guy that needs to be put on
killfile, noone is.

No one (two words). Now, Dragon, this entire list knows you have never
posted anything of substance here. You have never once "debunked" a
thing, you have never once presented a "fact", you have never once
even tried to counter an "assertion". My role here is to fight you.
That is, to counter idiocy, illiteracy, slander and lies, and to crush
the lumpen scum that hangs out here, to wit, you. You continue to
advocate boycotts, censorship, limited debate, a closed list,
killfilters, and ad hominem attacks, despite the fact that no one (two
words) on this list thinks, in retrospect, these actions are wise and
effectual. The truth is, the organizers of the boycotts are themselves
ruined. Take a long hard look at what has happened in the last year,
Dragon. Your buddy, the bigot sadist to whom you play willing
masochist, is disgraced, and no longer posts here. He is ruined on this
list. He named you Shitskinned Reptile, and killfiltered you himself.
Your fellow scab, the paranoid stalker and disgrace to the Nader
campaign, is now shunned, reviled, and loathed for being less than
a man, and a vile disgusting person. All the others you have sucked
up to, pandered to, all those whose asses you have kissed, will
have nothing to do with you. They turn their backs on you. Why?
Because I ruined you by explaining to them who and what you are.
You are a goddamned Satanist. Back to alt.magick with you. Have
you noticed that no one (two words) ever speaks to you except me,
and I mean to humiliate you so much you will be ashamed to ever
show your snot-nosed face here again. As I have said, I am just
getting warmed up. You have never been to war, Dragon. It is
total, complete. The losers are crushed under the heels of the
victors. I have done just this to you. A black smudge, of interest
only to the soot chemists, is all that is left of you. Much more to
come, I promise.



> Your reputation proceeds you shit-for-brains. You are perceived as a
> pathetic moron and have been denounced by most posters to this forum.
> As to your "good fight", you don't know the meaning of the word. The
> Colonel spent 27 months "fighting" for his country, and I'm talking real
> bullets from real AK-47's flying in my direction, not some idiotic geek
> like you dissin people with words generated by a keyboard. As to your
> delusions of "winning hands down", Kruschev thought he was winning to,
> in fact, he stated "we will bury you". The only thing that got buried
> besides himself was communism in general.
>
> "I am a warrior, Dragon, trained and practiced, from a long line of
> warriors, in America from the time of the American Revolution,
> when my ancestor, Lt. Samuel Udall, fought with Washington
> in the Revolutionary Army. Every generation has been proud
> to answer the call to defend this nation. It is in my blood. I have
> never lost a battle, and I have always defeated my enemies."
>

What a bag of wind!!!! Uchural, visualize me kicking large clods of dirt
in your face as you lie on the ground, crying. You're a human waste, and
you couldn't beat anyone. You even having trouble beating those roaches
crawling across your kitchen floor.

No friends here, Dragon, you have no friends here. You are our IDIOT.
You have no respect here, none at all. It is speech like the paragraph
above that has done this to you, your own words. Decent men and
women do not use this kind of language in debate. You are indecent,
as proven by your disgusting language about pissing in redflag's face.
As a Freudian, I observe and point out that you yourself feel as if
others are kicking sand in your face as you weep. You know nothing
about yourself, it seems, or how the psyche works. These Freudian
Slips you keep making are most hilarious, though. Keep them up.
Great fun for us all. You are so stupid that you don't realize you
humiliate yourself when you use such language. Sad. Sad, but funny.

Your last half dozen posts have been expressing solidarity with
colon nozzle, graphic descriptions of pissing in apsters' faces,
siding with the scab, and a reiteration of your last year's work,
slander and lies. I have given up hope, Dragon. I thought you
could be salvaged and made into a real man, but evidently I
was mistaken. I shall report to your mother that I was unable
to successfully counsel you and mentor you, that you are an
incorrigible, and doomed to a life of Satan worship and vulgar
expression of the most awful slander and lies ever seen on Usenet.

See you tomorrow, buddy. I've got a lot more to say about you.
Tomorrow's word will be "guliganyat'". It is what you do, what
you are, how you act.

Tim



> The closest you ever got to a "warrior" was probably in an Indian
> casino and the only dragon you ever had contact with was named "Puff".
> Old Lt. Udall must be spinning in his grave when he hears some
> half-baked dimwit like yourself fantasizing about being his decendant.
> If your ancestors were defenders of this nation, than you must be a
> total embarassment to your family for defecting to trotskyism. If you
> were the American patriot you pretend to be, then you'd be on The
> Colonel's team defending the US from the thoughts and delusions of the
> commie whackos on this forum and others like it. Instead, you are
> nothing more than a sickening traitor to your ancestors and country. No
> wonder you change your name so often. You gotta be in a battle to win
> it. Sitting at your computer and pretending to be a tough guy doesn't
> qualify you to call yourself a winner at anything.
>
> "You may take this statement as a precautionary tale."
>
> The only thing your statements are taken as are laughable fucking jokes
> and fairy tales. The Colonel has deemed you to be a mental incompetant
> not worth much more of his time. In fact, I'm putting you in the same
> category as Owen Jones - nothing more than a small, immature child with
> too much time on his hands.
>
> --
> "The Thoughts of Col. Bill Kilgore"
>
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
--

red_v...@my-deja.com

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Paracelsus, AKA Red Dragon, the occultist, wrote:

> Isn't red_victory a wimp? Before he can even respond, he needs to
attempt
> to portray me as some loon running around with a wand in his belt.

It wasn't difficult, since you ARE some loon running around with a wind
in your belt. YOU are the one who expressed your belief in magic,
including the possibility that you could make yourself invisible.
You're a laughing stock.

> It's
> incredible how noone really argues against what I say, they just try
to
> paint me as this or that.

The reason no one (two words) argues against what you say is that you
don't saying anything. Your posts consist largely of lies and slander,
and are frequently incomprehensible. You are a laughing stock! It
takes little effort to paint you as a fool. You do a great job of that
yourself!

> Such things tell one their opponents have no
> substantive objections in reality to what he is.

Case in point.

> Another distinguishing characteristic of Watson and all
the "Watsonettes";
> i.e. uchural, Timothy S. Watson, Mary Watson, is the absolute
obsession
> over proper English, which is so intense it takes the place of any,
*ANY*
> interest of facts in all.

Nonsense! The concern with proper English is not general. It is
directed at you, you semi-literate baboon! You make yourself out to be
a brilliant marxist thinker, and yet you write like a C-average 10th
grader! Correcting your spelling and grammar is simply a way of
casting a spot-light on your stupidity. If you had something
substantive to say ... when was the last time you posted ANYTHING of
substance about marxism, other than your whining question about the NEP
(oh, oh! I'm losing my faith in Lenin and Trotsky! Save me from this
crisis of faith!).

>Similarly you
> rant about bad English but don't really like to argue against things
said
> about you.

What's to argue? You tell lies about me. You slander me. You tells
lies about the Watson brothers. You slander them. Timothy Watson has
responded in detail to your slanders and lies and has made it perfectly
clear that he is NOT his brother Hunter an dthat he IS "uchural". But
you have been hiding under the safety of a cowardly kill-file, so you
don't know.

> In fact, your "rebuttals" are nothing more than insult-fests

You insult the Watsons. They insult back. You insult me. I insult
you. You are a buffoon and a joke.

> combined with differences of opinion passed off as fact,

You are a buffoon and a joke, someone who has no idea how to mount an
effective argument, or even what constitutes an effective argument.
Tell me, magical marxist, how odes one distinguish between "differences
of opinion" and "fact"?

> which generally
> end up making you look like something of a turd, and hardly an
intelligent
> contributor.

No! You NEVER insult anyone!

By the way, dope, it is obvious to everyone except you that you are
anything BUT an "intelligent contibutor", you moron!


> You are instead an unintelligent waste-producer, littering
> the scenery with turds in the park.

It's all about the ass, isn't it? How was that, Tim?

> Thank you for discrediting uchural's claim.

What claim?

> In this same post, you show
> that uchural judges people on trivialities, such as a wrong English
term
> here and there, while ignoring that which was said about him, whether
it's
> correct or not.

I'm not uchural, so how could my post show anything about uchural's
practice? Uchural has, in fact, done much more than correct you
abominable "English". He's revealed you to be a liar and a slander.
It took little effort on his part.

> This is one of the reasons uchural and the other
> "Watsonettes" are considered the waste produced by the body which is
> alt.politics.socialism.trotsky. The ass produces things like these.

It's all about the ass, isn't it? By the way, the use of th epassive
voice, "are considered", rather weak and typically reveals that the
speaker really has no support for his views.

> You really are drunk, aren't you?

No. I'm extremely intelligent: several degrees, an excellent job.

> I meant Hunter H. Watson, not Timothy.
> Wasn't that apparent? Wait - not to cretins. . . . ..

God, you ARE stupid! Your whole post was about uchural and the alleged
revelation that he is Timothy S. Watson! Look at the thread title! If
you can't remember who you are talking about, it isn't my problem!

> Even more stupidly, he takes Watschural's word to be sufficient proof
it
> is correct.

No, I don't. I'm in personal contact with Timothy Watson. I know
exactly who he is and where he lives. You would too, if you had been
brave enough to read his recent messages, where he posted his full
name, address, and phone number. I've also been in touch wuith Hunter,
in the past. They are obviously two different people, Timothy being
the more charming of the two.

Gosh ... you are getting boring!

(SNIP)

Now, disappear back into the ether, would you? ABRACADABRA .... boo!

Timothy S. Watson

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In article
<sorcer-E-280...@ip-216-222-14-15.salmoninternet.com>,
sorc...@NOSPAM.mailcity.com (Paracelsus) wrote:

In article <8oehfh$1it$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, red_v...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Emerging from ethereal smoke, the magical marxist spake:

Isn't red_victory a wimp?

White immature magickian paracelsian? Why, Dragon, that is YOU!
Another self-definition within a Freudian Slip. Nincompoopish the
Idiot. HAHAHAHA!!! Me, I'm a vespid. Narrow waisted, predatory,
determined, and carry a huge stinger. My stinger is bigger than
your stinger, Dragon. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Vespids are communists,
you know. All sisters, in truth, bent on only one thing, the success
of the commune. I have many pictures of vespids I want to send
to Alec, but I think he a afraid of wasps.

Before he can even respond, he needs to attempt
to portray me as some loon

Oh, you bet. I think we can safely say all Satanist magickian
metaphysicalist sorcerer occultist wizards are loons. You see,
Dragon, there is no "occult". It is not real. It is fantasy. Those
who spend even a moment considering it, much less considering
it seriously and defending it vigorously, can be rightly said to
be "loony". Personally, I Iike loons. Pretty birds. Their laugh
sounds a lot like my "hideous" trademark laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
We have loons here on Lake Leelanau.

running around with a wand in his belt.

You asked of your fellow magickians on alt.magick if it was safe to
summon the demon Ose? You, with great sincerity, declared that
you knew how to make yourself physically invisible. You have lived
with and defend Satanists. Loooooooooony. You lost
your wand, the famed Sword of Intellect, and your shoes, on the
battlefield when you fled the struggle. We have your cape, your
stand, your pentagram, your wand, your incense, your dark mirror,
your copies of Bardon and Crowley. We have pages and pages
of your own writings from alt.magick that prove you are a loon.
I notice since I began my ridicule of your belief in the unbelievable,
your denial of materialism, your faith in spooky action at a distance
despite the laws of physics, you have stopped posting there.
I think, mal'enkij drakon, it is too late for that. You see, we have
the archives. Nothing goes down the old "memory hole" here.
Be very, very careful about what you say on Usenet. It'll come
back to sting you. Don't you hate it when that happens?

It's
incredible how noone

Sic. No one (two words).

really argues against what I say,

We don't have to, as you say nothing. Really, Dragon, you are too
much. Get out of here! No, really. Get out of here!

I have argued forcefully for over a year and a half now against what
you have said on this forum. All you have said is slander and lies.
I have argued against slanders and lies. I have made my case, to
your regret. I hear this loud whimpering. Tale of the Tell-tale
Whimper.

they just try to
paint me as this or that.

Against the slanderous charges of being nazi, fascist, KKK, cop, right-
winger, anti-Semite, child abuser, merciless wife beater, mass
murderer, rapist, liar and slanderer, we all have simply had a look at
the archives to discover who and what you are. I suggest anyone
who sympathizes with Dragon to go to the archives of alt.magick.
The paint is your own words, poured over your head by the bucketfull.
You are an occultist, not a materialist, a Satanist, would-be magickian,
metaphysicalist physician, pretend alchemist, summoner of demons,
expert in invisibility, chanter of dark ritual, confirmed loon. You
have done this to yourself. You can't blame others for you idiocy.
It is yours alone.

In our many couselling sessions, when I mentor you, I have suggested
that you would regret wasting so much of your youth studying the
imaginary, and I encouraged you to study physics, so that you would
be intellectually and factually equipped to give up your childish
beliefs in the supernatural and join us in the materialist world. We
now see that you do, indeed, regret you past behavior and beliefs.
You seem to want to put as much distance between the occult and
yourself as you can. But, do you know what, Dragon? Only when
you renounce Satan, denounce the occult, in undeniably clear language,
sincerely, and repent for your slander and lies, will we even consider
granting you a hearing. Until you do these things, you are what you
yourself have declared yourself to be, a Satanist, and not one of us.

Such things tell one their opponents have no
substantive objections in reality to what he is.

An example of your illiteracy and butchery of the English Language.
What does the above sentence mean, Dragon? We know what you
are. You are what you say you are. We believe you. You are what
you have said you are on alt.magick. When you tried to explain to
the bigot what you think, and how you think, you were unable to
express it so that we could understand it. You left us by saying,
words to the effect, that it was very complicated, the way you think,
and you couldn't explain it at all, we being too stupid to understand.
As a defense of Satanism and occultist thinking, a defense of fantasy
and magick, it fell flat on its face. You were humiliated. That was
the most striking conversation, held between the sadistic bigot and
the willing masochistic thrall. It was the Shitskinned Reptile writ
large. We laughed until we cried, and then laughed some more. I
am still laughing. I think I'll go retrieve that conversation and
reprint it. Very funny stuff. Study physics, young man. It will be
your salvation, I assure you. Once you understand the particles
and forces of nature, you will be so embarrassed that you will
come running to us in apology and confession. When you do,
as long as it is accompanied with sincere regret for your slanders
and lies, we shall forgive you, and rehabilitate you. I look forward
to that day, as all my tutoring, mentoring, and counselling will be
proven to have not been in vain.

On apst "IT IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS!", but in the real world, it is all
about photons, Dragon. Learn what they are, and how they work.
Much more interesting than the occult, which is, in truth, fantasy.



> > He's not really that anonymous; He's proven, from his exacting
> similarity
> > to uchural's posts, that he's one in the same with him. In fact, him
> and
> > uchural post exactly the same things.
>
> "exacting similarity"? ... I *LOVE* Paracelslish! It is such a unique
> language!
>
> By the way, it is "*HE* and uchural post exactly the same things"!

Another distinguishing characteristic of Watson and all the "Watsonettes";
i.e. uchural, Timothy S. Watson, Mary Watson,

You goddamned Satanist, I told you to leave my 86 year old mother alone.
I'll cram your lying slanderous tongue down your throat. I consider
this abuse of my mother as stalking. Do not mention her name again
on the Internet. You have no shame at all. You are indeed a Satanist.

is the absolute obsession
over proper English,

We learned it in school, Dragon. If you return, it may not be too late
for you to learn proper English, although the older you get, the harder
it is to learn language. Your use of English is very sad, in that it
clearly shows you are either very stupid, or you did not pay attention
in elementary school, or your home environment had no tradition of
scholarship. I think it was a combination of all of these things. I
think there were no books in your home as you were raised. You
are functionally illiterate, obviously unread, and stunningly ignorant.
You don't seem to know anything. Dense as a post. I could read
at three. I read my first French novel at eight. Everyone in my
family is a college graduate and a professional. We can tell this
is not true of you and your family. Very sad to see these things.

which is so intense it takes the place of any, *ANY*
interest of facts in all.

If and when you produce a "fact", I shall address it. In your
years of posting, I have yet to see one, though.

Watson will generally disregard refuting facts
to moan over incorrect English somewhere in a sentence.

You mistake ridicule for grammatical correction. They are
not one in the same. Dragon, you can begin your rehabilitation
simply. Use the words "no one" properly just one time. I'll
notice it and praise you. There is no such word as "noone".
You do these things to yourself. I have corrected you, as a
good mentor and advisor should. You stubbornly refuse to
use the proper expression, in childish rebellion. What are we
to think of you? That you are really too "stupid" to learn?

Similarly you
rant about bad English but don't really like to argue against things said
about you.

What "things"? That he is uchural? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We don't
waste our time with such "things", Dragon. Our schedule is full.
We have time only for ridicule, until YOU post on topic, and stop
lying and slandering people here.

In fact, your "rebuttals" are nothing more than insult-fests
combined with differences of opinion passed off as fact, which generally
end up making you look like something of a turd, and hardly an intelligent
contributor. You are instead an unintelligent waste-producer, littering
the scenery with turds in the park.

Yesssssss. The asssssss. IT IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS! Turds, pissing
in people's faces, feces, urine, shit, assholes, rectums, colons, turds
in the punchbowl. I am trying to take you seriously, Dragon, but you
are proving to be a parody of a parody of a parody of colon nozzle
yourself.



> *HE* is the nominative form, since it is the subject of the verb. HIM
> is used when it is the object of the verb, as in: Uchural had little
> difficulty exposing Paracelsus' stupidy and making fun of HIM.
>

Thank you for discrediting uchural's claim.

Duh? But, but, but, I did have little difficulty exposing Paracelsus'
stupidity and making fun of YOU! It was all in the archives, remember?

In this same post, you show
that uchural judges people on trivialities,

I judge you by your slanders. "Catfucker Watson". Invisibility,
summoning demons, Satanic beliefs, magick. These things are
not "trivial" here, Dragon. They all show that you do not belong
here, as you are an awful slanderer and liar, and no materialist,
no comrade, no socialist. Not trivial at all. The very heart of
the matter. I think you run away from your past. We won't let
you do that. The hounds have your scent. Like colon nozzle,
we have you all figured out. You are lumpen scum.

such as a wrong English term
here and there,

Constantly, in every post, you butcher the English Language. Hell,
I can speak Italian better than you can speak English, and German,
and Russian, and French, and Spanish. Most of the time I have
difficulty understanding you at all, you are so unskilled in writing.

while ignoring that which was said about him, whether it's
correct or not.

What you say about others here is always a lie, a slander. It
is what you do on Usenet. Nothing but.

This is one of the reasons uchural and the other
"Watsonettes" are considered the waste produced by the body which is
alt.politics.socialism.trotsky. The ass produces things like these.

Yessssss. The asssssss. IT IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS! Freud is laughing
out loud. We have you all figured out, Dragon.



> Now, on to substantial matters ... YOU BONE-HEAD! Timothy S. Watson
> has stated unambiguously that he IS "uchural".

You really are drunk, aren't you? I meant Hunter H. Watson, not Timothy.
Wasn't that apparent? Wait - not to cretins. . . . ..

I am not Hunter, Dragon. You look very silly. We have all had a good
laugh at Hunter's and my little game. That you still deny the truth
makes you look extremely odd. Perhaps you think all life is a fantasy?



> He, that is, Timothy S.
> Watson, employed the user-named "uchural", just as you, Shawn Smith,
> employ the loser-name "Paracelsus", and used to refer to yourself
> as "Black Dragon".

Even more stupidly, he takes Watschural's word to be sufficient proof it
is correct.

Yes, I have provided the evidence to back up my claim that I am not
my brother. As Grandmother used to say, "Darn, darn, double darn,
gosh darn, golly!" You are laughed at every time you make this
assertion, Dragon.

A bumbling, loony right-winger,

Of course, this is a lie.

lashing out at delusions of
his enemy everywhere, mistook me to be this Shawn, who once make a
laughing stock of him and left him squirming with agony.

Again, he refuses to deny he is Shawn Smith. Or, a Satanist. A simple
denial will do, Dragon. Of course, if you are later proven to be Shawn
Smith, as all posters on the other Usenet groups agree you are, you
will have dug the grave for your reputation. I think you do not deny
these charges because they are true.

This same man
had lost such credibility on the newsgroups he's on, even the
right-wingers gave him a wide berth ( think of him like the Hunter Watson
of another group ).

Your present reputation, under your present ID, is exactly as you
describe above. They all think YOU are Shawn Smith, discredited
right-winger and troll. Another Freudian Slip, Dragon. Very funny.

Just deny it, you fool.

Now you come here believing him, *without* proof,
without evidence, and you wonder why I should think of you in terms of
your close relation to fecal matter.

Yessssss. The asssssss. IT IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS! The truth is,
Dragon, that he does have "proof", ample evidence, that I speak
the truth about my identity. It is in the public record, in the archive
of Usenet. I am in the phone book. People call me up and talk to
me all the time, and write to me via e-mail. I have many conversations
with many apsters, as does Hunter, and all of our correspondents
know the truth of our identies. Only you pretend we are the same
person.

The fact that Watschural will take
accusations like this to be true without interest in truth is one reason
he is taken as the daily production of a man's lower intestines.

Yessssss. The assssss. IT IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS!

Are you not just redflag under another nick? I expected you were since
the beginning; You, too, act like a gullible, pitiful excuse for a
Socialist, who seems here more to shame the rest of the movement than to
give any serious form of commentary. That is you, isn't it?

No, he isn't. I know this as a fact, Dragon. Both those good men,
Socialists in reality, not a fake one like you, know who I am. To
accuse redflag and red_victory of "shaming" the "movement" is
slander. Another slander added to your long list of lies and slanders.

< Already explained nonsense deleted >

You couldn't explain yourself out of a wet cardboard box.
You snip as insult. You snip when you are embarrassed by
the writings you snip. You snip when you don't know that
to do or say. When you do this, it is like your snipping
your own balls off, which you brag of doing by assuming
the name "Paraselsus", an emasculated crank. Read
Freud, Dragon. Snipping is admission of defeat. The
"snip" is cowardice. The "snip" is unmanly.



> Now, disappear back into the ether, would you?

It's more fun having my "spirit" haunt you on apst, braindead_victory.

An admission of occultism. Dragon, let me tell you one more time.
There are no "spirits". It is a material world, and you just don't
seem to fit in.

There, time for a walk. And, I must speak with my broker. There is
money to be made today. I am selling all my stock in OCCULTISM and
buying MATERIALISM in its place. OCCULTISM seems to be taking
a beating these days.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tim

Oh, I forgot. Fuck you, colon nozzle.



>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
--

Paracelsus

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In article <8og834$v2v$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, red_v...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Paracelsus, AKA Red Dragon, the occultist, wrote:
>

> > Isn't red_victory a wimp? Before he can even respond, he needs to
> attempt
> > to portray me as some loon running around with a wand in his belt.
>

> It wasn't difficult,

You do need to back up your assertions first. Also, your response
basically included lame presumptions, which does kind of earn you the
status of a fool.

>
> > It's
> > incredible how noone really argues against what I say, they just try
> to
> > paint me as this or that.
>

< Nonsensical, purely contradiction based assertion deleted >

You haven't been reading my posts, if you haven't noticed what I've been
saying. Perhaps you're braindead?

>
> > Such things tell one their opponents have no
> > substantive objections in reality to what he is.
>

> Case in point.
>

What a sore loser. red_victory, you did come here merely to troll. You
have said nothing substantive as yet. You play the role of a desperate,
angry loser on this group. As you've proved yourself incapable of saying
anything of note, and merely screaming unbacked statements with much force
( as if that were good enough, and as if that proved a person right ), I
believe your sorry ass will go on ignore from now on.

> > Another distinguishing characteristic of Watson and all
> the "Watsonettes";
> > i.e. uchural, Timothy S. Watson, Mary Watson, is the absolute
> obsession
> > over proper English, which is so intense it takes the place of any,
> *ANY*
> > interest of facts in all.
>

> Nonsense! The concern with proper English is not general. It is
> directed at you, you semi-literate baboon! You make yourself out to be
> a brilliant marxist thinker, and yet you write like a C-average 10th
> grader! Correcting your spelling and grammar is simply a way of
> casting a spot-light on your stupidity. If you had something
> substantive to say ... when was the last time you posted ANYTHING of
> substance about marxism, other than your whining question about the NEP
> (oh, oh! I'm losing my faith in Lenin and Trotsky! Save me from this
> crisis of faith!).
>

You see? All he can do is throw insults. Truly a non-thinking babboon.

> >Similarly you
> > rant about bad English but don't really like to argue against things
> said
> > about you.
>

> What's to argue? You tell lies about me. You slander me. You tells
> lies about the Watson brothers. You slander them. Timothy Watson has
> responded in detail to your slanders and lies and has made it perfectly
> clear that he is NOT his brother Hunter an dthat he IS "uchural". But
> you have been hiding under the safety of a cowardly kill-file, so you
> don't know.
>

> > In fact, your "rebuttals" are nothing more than insult-fests
>

> You insult the Watsons. They insult back. You insult me. I insult
> you. You are a buffoon and a joke.
>

> > combined with differences of opinion passed off as fact,
>

> You are a buffoon and a joke, someone who has no idea how to mount an
> effective argument, or even what constitutes an effective argument.
> Tell me, magical marxist, how odes one distinguish between "differences
> of opinion" and "fact"?
>

> > which generally
> > end up making you look like something of a turd, and hardly an
> intelligent
> > contributor.
>

> No! You NEVER insult anyone!
>
> By the way, dope, it is obvious to everyone except you that you are
> anything BUT an "intelligent contibutor", you moron!
>
>

> > You are instead an unintelligent waste-producer, littering
> > the scenery with turds in the park.
>

> It's all about the ass, isn't it? How was that, Tim?
>

> > Thank you for discrediting uchural's claim.
>

> What claim?


>
> > In this same post, you show
> > that uchural judges people on trivialities, such as a wrong English
> term
> > here and there, while ignoring that which was said about him, whether
> it's
> > correct or not.
>

> I'm not uchural, so how could my post show anything about uchural's
> practice? Uchural has, in fact, done much more than correct you
> abominable "English". He's revealed you to be a liar and a slander.
> It took little effort on his part.
>

> > This is one of the reasons uchural and the other
> > "Watsonettes" are considered the waste produced by the body which is
> > alt.politics.socialism.trotsky. The ass produces things like these.
>

> It's all about the ass, isn't it? By the way, the use of th epassive
> voice, "are considered", rather weak and typically reveals that the
> speaker really has no support for his views.
>

> > You really are drunk, aren't you?
>

> No. I'm extremely intelligent: several degrees, an excellent job.
>

> > I meant Hunter H. Watson, not Timothy.
> > Wasn't that apparent? Wait - not to cretins. . . . ..
>

> God, you ARE stupid! Your whole post was about uchural and the alleged
> revelation that he is Timothy S. Watson! Look at the thread title! If
> you can't remember who you are talking about, it isn't my problem!
>

> > Even more stupidly, he takes Watschural's word to be sufficient proof
> it
> > is correct.
>

> No, I don't. I'm in personal contact with Timothy Watson. I know
> exactly who he is and where he lives. You would too, if you had been
> brave enough to read his recent messages, where he posted his full
> name, address, and phone number. I've also been in touch wuith Hunter,
> in the past. They are obviously two different people, Timothy being
> the more charming of the two.
>
> Gosh ... you are getting boring!
>
> (SNIP)
>

> Now, disappear back into the ether, would you? ABRACADABRA .... boo!

Timothy S. Watson

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<sorcer-E-290...@ip-216-222-14-23.salmoninternet.com>,
sorc...@NOSPAM.mailcity.com (Paracelsus) wrote:

In article <8og834$v2v$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, red_v...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Paracelsus, AKA Red Dragon, the occultist, wrote:
>
> > Isn't red_victory a wimp? Before he can even respond, he needs to
> attempt
> > to portray me as some loon running around with a wand in his belt.
>
> It wasn't difficult,

You do need to back up your assertions first. Also, your response
basically included lame presumptions, which does kind of earn you the
status of a fool.

Hell, Dragon, he has been reading the complete paracelsus and the
complete black dragon. The assertions he makes are derived from
your own words. See how it works? Scary, isn't it? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dragon likes the word "lame". He likes to piss in people's faces.
He likes to stand over people and kick dirt in their faces. He likes
to be invisible, which I can really understand. After a long day of
pissing on people and kicking dirt in faces, you might want to get
away from it all. Hard work.



> > It's
> > incredible how noone really argues against what I say, they just try
> to
> > paint me as this or that.
>
< Nonsensical, purely contradiction based assertion deleted >

Oh, we gotta go back and read that. It must have embarrassed
the mal'enkij drakon. He snipped it out. Like his balls, he just
cut them off.



You haven't been reading my posts, if you haven't noticed what I've been
saying. Perhaps you're braindead?

Dragon, you are an idiot. We all read your posts. You say mush. There
is, like Oakland, no there there. I heard Mark "The Bird" Fidrych, the
Detroit Tiger's ace pitcher, say once in an interview, "You know, you
never know, you know." That is exactly how I read your posts. They
make as much sense.

> > Such things tell one their opponents have no
> > substantive objections in reality to what he is.
>
> Case in point.

What a sore loser. red_victory, you did come here merely to troll. You
have said nothing substantive as yet. You play the role of a desperate,
angry loser on this group. As you've proved yourself incapable of saying
anything of note, and merely screaming unbacked statements with much force
( as if that were good enough, and as if that proved a person right ), I
believe your sorry ass will go on ignore from now on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Red Star to red_victory! Total victory. Total
defeat for Dragon. Total humiliation. You be "on ignore from now on".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is so much fun! I've been on ignore
for years, red_victory. The source of my strength. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
You ain't seen nothin' yet, until you seen Dragon "on ignore".
HAHAHA!!!



> > Another distinguishing characteristic of Watson and all
> the "Watsonettes";
> > i.e. uchural, Timothy S. Watson, Mary Watson, is the absolute
> obsession
> > over proper English, which is so intense it takes the place of any,
> *ANY*
> > interest of facts in all.
>
> Nonsense! The concern with proper English is not general. It is
> directed at you, you semi-literate baboon! You make yourself out to be
> a brilliant marxist thinker, and yet you write like a C-average 10th
> grader! Correcting your spelling and grammar is simply a way of
> casting a spot-light on your stupidity. If you had something
> substantive to say ... when was the last time you posted ANYTHING of
> substance about marxism, other than your whining question about the NEP
> (oh, oh! I'm losing my faith in Lenin and Trotsky! Save me from this
> crisis of faith!).
>

You see? All he can do is throw insults. Truly a non-thinking babboon.

red_victory, he has no sympathy for your traumatic condition, your
delicate condition. And, he calls you a "babboon" (sic)! You going
to stand for that? Or, remain sitting, as I am? Decisions, decisions,
decisions. To stand, or sit. Let's lean on the fence obliquely, chew
straw, spit, and talk politics, OK? A 45 degree incline, a cold beer,
some commie fuck knuckles.

apst has been very, very funny the last few weeks.

Full-face pissing and commie fuck knuckles. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cheers,

Tim

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