Happy Anniversary

[Arky Bob]

> Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
> A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
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> Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
> A: It stands between him and the First.
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> Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
> A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
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> Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
> A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
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> Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
> A: A fund raiser.
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> Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
> A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
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> Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
> A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
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> Q: What's the difference between a zoo and the White House?
> A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin' African.
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> Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
> A: America!
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> Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
> A: An Obama-nation.
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> Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
> A: Hitler wrote his own book.
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> Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
> A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
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> Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
> A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.