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anon
May 19, 2013, 12:44:05 AM5/19/13
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Who says the ragheads aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that ka-RAY-zee
muzzie standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up for....
Goffuq Yussef!
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be
having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile
under your towel or are you just happy to see me?
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the
entire time. There was a sign on the door that always said "occupied."
What do you say to a muzzie woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You
told her twice already!
How many muzzies does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in
the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the muzzie strip club? It features full facial
nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a muzzie? Because there's no end to
those pricks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve muzzie women!
A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants
crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian
people!
Who won the muzzie beauty contest? No one!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm
not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself
up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get
laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity
ward? "Live ammunition."
muzzie standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up for....
Goffuq Yussef!
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be
having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile
under your towel or are you just happy to see me?
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the
entire time. There was a sign on the door that always said "occupied."
What do you say to a muzzie woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You
told her twice already!
How many muzzies does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in
the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the muzzie strip club? It features full facial
nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a muzzie? Because there's no end to
those pricks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve muzzie women!
A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants
crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian
people!
Who won the muzzie beauty contest? No one!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm
not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself
up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get
laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity
ward? "Live ammunition."
Ian B MacLure
May 19, 2013, 1:38:06 AM5/19/13
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"anon" <anon@anon> wrote in news:6j6arm....@news.alt.net:
> Who says the ragheads aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that
> ka-RAY-zee muzzie standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give
> it up for....
>
> Goffuq Yussef!
Evidently he didn't get the message sent by Khomeini (IIRC).
Who was alleged to have said:
:There is no humo(u)r in Islam".
Guess there'll be a fatwa on his ass sometime soon.
And yes I get that this is a joke including the alleged
perpetrator of the humo(u)r. A Turk I believe...
IBM
> Who says the ragheads aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that
> ka-RAY-zee muzzie standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give
> it up for....
>
> Goffuq Yussef!
Who was alleged to have said:
:There is no humo(u)r in Islam".
Guess there'll be a fatwa on his ass sometime soon.
And yes I get that this is a joke including the alleged
perpetrator of the humo(u)r. A Turk I believe...
IBM
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