Halloween Do's and DON'Ts from America's Favorite Gransma!!!
Grandmother Henrietta Hickey
season: Don't you people have any shame? Don't you realize that there
are untold billions of sinners frying in hell right now? Do you really
want to join them in their torment? Hell got so big recently they had
to open new wings for the throngs of sinners pouring into it on the
planet Venus, where every
raindrop is full of sulfuric acid and will make your flesh literally
sizzle when it hits you! Hahahahaha! Wouldn't you rather spend
eternity in a sprawling Southern mansion in the Kingdom of Heaven with
my family and me, a mansion complete with stately white marble columns
and a reflecting pool on the outside, plus plush wall-to-wall carpeting
and elaborate crystal
chandeliers on the inside? How can any of you prefer your own fleshly
lusts for power, money, and the fleeting pleasures of the all too
mortal flesh to the Throne, the Crown, the Scepter, and the angel-woven
Red Carpet you'll be awarded in heaven if you'll only repent and stop
neglecting your responsibilities as parents, educators, and proper role
models for children? That could easily include burning your TV set.
It's a transmitter of PURE filth!
I want to share with you this year's list of Halloween do's and
don'ts. Far too many of you do all the wrong things on this so-called
"holiday" and leave your children open to the very real threat of
demonic possession in the process. Not all terror comes from the
Middle East -- but I think you all need to remember who warned you
about the kind that does come from there first. I was telling you
about the Threat from the Desert long before September 11, 2001.
The forces of darkness are waging war against your family at this very
moment. Nothing would please Satan more than to capture your children
and corrupt their precious young souls through the agency of such evils
as television, computer games, alcohol, drugs, the occult, and that
disgusting rock 'n' rap they listen to, not to mention al-Qa'idah's
operatives plotting terror and mayhem down at the local mosque. Have
you noticed how many mosques are in rotten neighborhoods right next to
filthy bars, whorehouses, or dirty bookstores? If you want to keep
your children out of trouble this year, you'll pay careful attention to
the following recommendations from God's best friend and yours -- and
the ultimate children's advocate -- Reverend Grandmother Henrietta
"Super-Holiness" Hickey.
1
DO illuminate your front porch or doorway on Halloween so kids won't
think you're a lonely, bitter old recluse who doesn't want children to
enjoy themselves at least once or twice a year. Show today's young
people that your light will shine in the darkness of greed, lust, and
hate, inspiring children to draw nigh unto God and to share His
blessings. If you have any open pits on your property, make sure
they're thoroughly barricaded on Halloween night, lest someone's little
monster fall in and embark on his or her journey into eternity far too
soon. Wouldn't that be a shame?
2
DON'T hand out any sugar-loaded candy or snacks. Kids can
easily become addicted to such poisons as Hershey Bars, Kit-Kat, and
Jujyfruits. If you must give the little trick-or-treaters something to
stuff their fat little faces with, give them wholesome apples, oranges,
or raisins instead. Children who are grossly overweight, a sure sign
they're being neglected at home and left alone to raid the cookie jar
(and worse, since too many of those so-called "working moms" have
marihuana and other drugs stashed somewhere in the bedroom) every
afternoon after school, give them one of those diet brochures asking
them, "Why Are You So FAT, Kid?" and offering them three or four
sensible diets instead of all the junk food with which their lazy,
indulgent parents stuff their puffy cheeks morning, noon, and night.
3
DO hand out Gospel tracts explaining to children that Halloween is
fundamentally a Satanic celebration best avoided by True Christians.
Chick Publications has a wide variety of 40-page pamphlets addressing
this issue. Titles include "Bewitched," "Boo!" "The Poor Little
Witch," "The Trick," and "The Little Ghost." All are available in
Spanish, in the event you have lots of those little foreign kids in
your neighborhood who refuse to learn proper English or obey our
immigration and traffic laws. Some are also avaialble in Chinese,
Korean, Vietnamese, and Philistine -- to address the waves of
immigrants that wash up on our nation's shores from those largely pagan
countries. Hickey Family Holiness Ministries publishes a few titles on
the subject also, among them "The Big Barbecue" and "Satan Lurks in
Every Shadow." Think about inviting children to your church on Sunday.
If you haven't already, work out a program that will hold their
interest. Every church needs at least one active youth group. It
doesn't matter if the children belong to another religion. If they're
celebrating Halloween, especially by dressing up as something
provocative or strange, they can't be all that religious anyway no
matter what church their parents pack them off to of a Sunday morning
while they stay home and nurse their hangovers. In short, they need
all the spiritual help they can get, and it's a True Christian's job to
give it to them.
4
DON'T let your children dress up as vampires, witches, werewolves,
extraterrestrials or another supernatural (which is to say demonic)
creatures. Mad scientists and mass murderers are also out, as are all
turban-wearing muftis or mullahs from the Islamic fringe. This year a
lot of children are still dressing up as soldiers, National Guardsmen,
doctors, and nurses to show their support for those brave men and women
who risk their lives every day to rescue that unworthy Third World
riff-raff over in the mostly Godless Middle East. They can also dress
up as American heroes like Dred Scott, Martin Luther King, Frederick
Douglass, Booker T. Washington, Charles Richard Drew, Phyllis Wheatley,
and Harriet Tubman. No child must be allowed to dress up as a slave, a
tramp, a pimp, a Holy Joe, or an Elmer Gantry of any race. Make sure
your neighbors know you fully support Our President's plan to plunder
Iraq. Why not dress up like a soldier who gave his life for our
country? The kids can tell the neighbors who died to save their
complacent nation from Arab terror. Just be careful that it wasn't one
of those perverts who took internet porn over to Iraq and got those
people all stirred up sexually.
5
DO make sure your children cover up their tender young flesh on
Halloween, no matter how warm it is. Boys should not be allowed to
bare their chests or wear skimpy loincloths like Tarzan. Girls must
not be allowed to wear revealing clothes or to dress like popular media
"stars" like Britney Spears and Jennifer Aguilera. The no-bra look is
definitely out for any girl over ten. Even the most upscale
neighborhoods are full of child molesters and other deviates who will
lust after any half-dressed child if given the opportunity. Marilyn
Monroe, Madonna, and Las Ketchup are not proper role models for today's
girls. They all dress immodestly and tout their sexual attributes
openly and shamelessly. A few years ago I saw a girl dressed as that
wicked Jennifer Lopez. The things she did with that Ben Affleck, a
white Jew who ought to know better, are nothing short of abominations
in God's sight, and we all know it. I wouldn't give any of my mixed
nuts to any little whore-in-the making. What I'd like to give her is a
slap across the face, but instead I tell her that we don't serve tramps
at Hickey House any night of the year. Girls under the age of ten
shouldn't be allowed to wear lipstick and other serious, adult makeup,
even on Halloween. They'll wind up just like that poor JonBenet
Ramsey, whose funny name was just the first among her many woes. have
they closed that case yet? I guess if you're rich enough in this
country you can get away with murder -- IF you're white!
5
DON'T allow boys to dress up like girls or vice versa. Cross-dressing
is an abomination in the eyes of God and promotes homosexuality. A
lot of stage drag queens got their start when permissive parents
allowed them to cross-dress one Halloween. Remember "Glen or Glenda"?
That's how the devil plants gender confusion in children's minds. Soon
the devil convinces such children that they really are members of the
opposite sex and begins to cloud their mind with sinister sexual
impulses as well. Make sure the sex of every child is apparent from
the costume he or she is wearing.
6
DO consider having a safe and sane Halloween party at your home instead
of sending your children out into a dark night full of
devil-worshipping flakes and weirdoes. Homosexuals are especially
active on Halloween night. Most attend Black Masses at which they sign
the Gay Agenda in their own blood before proceeding to pounce on
innocent children. Many actually lie down and copulate with the devil
or his low priests during these blasphemous occasions to get charged
up. Report any evidence of Satanic worship, which often involves
outdoor orgies and child sacrifice, to the police. The parents could
get together too, of course, but should avoid imbibing any of the
devil's potions, elixirs, and brews. They should study the Holy Bible
and praise the Lord instead.
7
DON'T forget to have a short religious service during this party, at
which you give thanks to Almighty God for His many blessings. It's a
good idea to reclaim the entire holiday from the pagans by giving it a
religious theme, such as Daniel in the Lion's Den or Esther's Plea on
Behalf of Her People. It's beautiful to see children dressed up as
well-known Biblical characters. Just be sure your little Samsons and
Delilahs don't expose too much skin or get carried away while enacting
their parts. Remember that no girl under the age of fourteen should
ever be allowed to play Jezebel, for obvious reasons.
8
DO give your children Gospel tracts to pass out if they go
trick-or-treating. They should be encouraged to report any and all
suspicious activities to you. If a pervert is seen trying to lure a
child into a "haunted house," his activities should be reported to the
police. Witches who entice children to drink their hallucinogenic
brews must be exposed as dope pushers and jailed as corrupters of the
young, and then hopefully prosecuted and, if you live in a
Bible-believing community, stoned to death as a dispenser of death.
Make no mistake about it: the world is full of witches and they ALL
worship Satan. They may dress him up in drag and call him a nature
goddess or some such nonsense -- but he is their "lord" nonetheless.
And they do his evil work day and night by spreading Satanic doctrines
to anyone who will hear them -- especially impressionable young
children. Witches should be kept away from children, along with the
purveyors of all the Black Arts such as tae kwon do masters and bare
yogis.
9
DON'T forget to inspect every piece of candy that's put in your
child's bag. Satanists hate children and want to poison or injure
them. Discard any candy that shows evidence of tampering. Get rid of
anything that contains more than two grams of white sugar too. Kids
don't need that much stimulation. Cut any fruits into bite-sized
squares. Satan's witches and warlocks frequently insert pins and razor
blades into the most innocuous-looking sweets in order to kill them.
That's the way most of them sacrifice children to their dark master in
this evil day and age.
10
DO tell improperly dressed children to go back home and put some
decent clothes on. Don't be afraid to chase them away with a paddle or
a scourge if necessary. Explain to them that children who dress up
like demons or monsters or two-bit whores are actually inviting evil
forces to take possession of their bodies in the devil's name. Tell
them where they can find a good exorcist should they fall prey to the
devil's minions. Little
ghouls with plastic fangs and blood-like paint smeared all over their
faces should be reminded that in many parts of the pagan world --
including Italy -- people really do eat corpses and drink blood. Ask
them if that's really what they want to do when they grow up. Tell
them that if they give in to the devil, they may lose control of their
own minds, bodies, and souls and be turned into mindless, lust-crazed
sexual perverts or -- worst of all -- flaming homosexuals.
11
DON'T watch wicked movies unless you're sure the evildoers get their
just deserts in the end. Movies like "Psycho," which they show around
here every Mother's Day, are out because they leave the grinning madman
unpunished. Decent people want to know that the insane are given
regular electroshock treatments until they recover. There are too many
crazy people running around out there already. They should all be
rounded up and put back into nuthouses where they can't spread their
mental illnesses to others. Movies like "Cry Terror," where a rapist
is stabbed to death with a shard of glass and a kidnapper electrocuted,
are much better for young people because they teach a clear moral
message: evil doesn't pay. Children need to hear the death agonies of
the evildoers. That's why it's all right for them to watch the
original "Dracula" with Bela Lugosi -- at least as long as you don't
get one of those "edited" versions that softens the sounds of his death
cries. Christopher Lee's "Horror of Dracula" is even better. It shows
several vampires being staked right in the heart and the bloodthirsty
count himself dissolving into ashes when confronted with the Holy Cross
of Jesus -- all in glorious BLOOD COLOR! Amen! No ambiguous moral
quagmires should be tolerated on the screen. Children don't need to
see a lot of supernatural images in movies either. Burn copies of
"Harry Potter" and "The Blair Witch Project." They're both of the
devil! One movie that shows how witches really behave is "Horror
Hotel." It's not unlike "Psycho" in its way in that in involves a
coven of witches (all of them as insane as Norman Bates) who lure
beautiful virgins to a remote hotel where they can sacrifice them to
their master the devil. The saving grace is that all the witches in
the picture are burnt to death before the end.
11
DO call the police if your wicked neighbors insist on partying till
dawn. Remind them that you don't want your neighborhood to be turned
into a hotbed of drunkenness, revelry, lust, and vice on the devil's
special night, and that as a law-abiding, God-fearing True Christian or
Jew you won't stand for infractions of the law in your community. Blow
the whistle on people who smoke, drink, curse, play loud music, gamble,
take dope, join weird sex cults, invoke the devil, cast spells over a
bubbling cauldron, and generally waste their time in frivolous
pursuits. They're all evil and need to be punished!
12
DON'T forget to spank any child who misbehaves on Halloween night. If
your undisciplined little darlings can't control themselves beforehand
and eat too much fattening chocolate and chips, lock them in the closet
after school to teach them a hard lesson about life and the
consequences of bad behavior. Hearing their protests may weigh heavily
on your heart for a while, but when you're the only parent on the block
whose twelve-year-old doesn't have tooth decay and juvenile diabetes,
you'll thank me for my wise counsel! I promise you!
Remember, children, Jesus loves all of you,
No matter how sinful you are,
And most of you push the envelope every day when it comes to
wickedness!
Reverend Grandmother Henrietta "Super-Holiness" Hickey
Gushing Fountain of True Christian Wisdom
BYTE ME!
> Sweet Grandmother Super-Holiness here again with a question for the
> season: Don't you people have any shame?
Apparently she doesn't and niether do you.
--
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more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man, more repugnant
to reason, and more contradictory in itself, than this thing called
Christianity. Too absurd for belief, too impossible to convince, and too
inconsistent for practice, it renders the heart torpid, or produces only
atheists and fanatics. As an engine of power, it serves the purpose of
despotism; and as a means of wealth, the avarice of priests; but so far
as respects the good of man in general, it leads to nothing here or
hereafter. –Thomas Paine
Andrealphus
Henrietta Hickey at penici...@wowmail.com, typed this:
> Sweet Grandmother Super-Holiness here again with a question for the
> season: Don't you people have any shame? Don't you realize that there
> are untold billions of sinners frying in hell right now?
Awwww Shaddap!
--
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one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded
fear. - Thomas Jefferson
Bill Baker
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L. Michael Roberts
Grandmother Henrietta Hickey wrote:
> Sweet Grandmother Super-Holiness here again with a question for the
> season: Don't you people have any shame?
No Max... we don't!
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Radclyffe Hall
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Sweet Grandmother Super-Holiness here again with a question for the
>season: Don't you people have any shame?
Yes, I am ashamed that I read and reply to these posts. But
they are so amusing that I cannot help myself.
> Don't you realize that there are untold billions of sinners frying in hell right now?
Why do you not warn the members of your church? With their
frequent lies, they are headed directly there.
> Wouldn't you rather spend
>eternity in a sprawling Southern mansion in the Kingdom of Heaven with
>my family and me,
You may still have a chance, since I have not seen evidence of
your lies. But it seems the Tuckers are doomed.
>stop neglecting your responsibilities as parents, educators, and proper role
>models for children?
I have no such responsibilities since I have no children.
> I was telling you about the Threat from the Desert long before September 11, 2001.
You were? I did not search that far back in Google, so I never
saw such posts. Could you post links to some of these posts? Thank you
very much.
>Nothing would please Satan more than to capture your children
Satan has nothing to capture since I have no children.
>Have you noticed how many mosques are in rotten neighborhoods right next to
>filthy bars, whorehouses, or dirty bookstores?
No, but I have noticed an inordinate number of churches in
such neighborhoods.
>1
>DO illuminate your front porch or doorway on Halloween so kids won't
>think you're a lonely, bitter old recluse who doesn't want children to
>enjoy themselves at least once or twice a year.
I have done that for the past two years, but get few
trick-or-treaters.
>(and worse, since too many of those so-called "working moms" have
>marihuana and other drugs stashed somewhere in the bedroom)
Cie, please?
>Hickey Family Holiness Ministries publishes a few titles on
>the subject also, among them "The Big Barbecue" and "Satan Lurks in
>Every Shadow."
Where would I find those?
>provocative or strange, they can't be all that religious anyway no
>matter what church their parents pack them off to of a Sunday morning
>while they stay home and nurse their hangovers.
What if the parents attend church?
>They can also dress
>up as American heroes like Dred Scott, Martin Luther King, Frederick
>Douglass, Booker T. Washington, Charles Richard Drew, Phyllis Wheatley,
>and Harriet Tubman.
What about white children?
>The no-bra look is definitely out for any girl over ten.
Even if she has yet to develop breasts?
>Make sure the sex of every child is apparent from
>the costume he or she is wearing.
What about asexual costumes, like a clown?
> They should be encouraged to report any and all
>suspicious activities to you.
I agree with that one.
>whose twelve-year-old doesn't have tooth decay and juvenile diabetes,
Juvenile diabetes (also called Type I diabetes) is not caused
by being overweight. (The cause is unknown.) You are thinking of
adult-onset (Type II) diabetes. Children can get Type II diabetes.
Radclyffe Hall
Grandmother Super-Holiness
Radclyffe Hall? Why do you call yourself the name of a Godless lesbian
who's been suffering unending agonies in the Putrid Pit of Hell for
over sixty years? Remember that eternity minus sixty years is still
eternity. Didn't the British courts order every existing copy of
Radclyffe Hall's filthy lesbian smut novel destroyed?
> Yes, I am ashamed that I read and reply to these posts.
You could learn a little common decency from them if you applied
yourself to the task.
> But they are so amusing that I cannot help myself.
Are you actually laughing at the Gospel of Jesus Christ as revealed
through His One True Church and its modern-day disciples? If you don't
repent, mocking the preaching of the just will only increase your
torment in the hereafter.
> Why do you not warn the members of your church? With their
> frequent lies, they are headed directly there.
What lies might those be? The members of our Holy Church don't tell
lies. Like virtually all homosexuals, you must be confused about what
Truth really is. Do you know where babies come from? And how they get
there in the first place?
> You may still have a chance, since I have not seen evidence of
> your lies. But it seems the Tuckers are doomed.
For what? They're decent people. They yearn to see me ruling this
pitiful country with an iron scepter from an obsidian throne. Why
don't you? I can't think of anyone else who can bring our nation back
from the brink of ruin. The Tuckers will make it to Holy Heaven long
before you ever will, too. Unrepentant fornicators will never enter
into the Kingdom of Heaven.
> I have no such responsibilities since I have no children.
God wants people to have children. Why do you think He gave you Sacred
Reproductive Vessels in the first place? To serve fruit in when guests
come to call?
> You were? I did not search that far back in Google, so I never
> saw such posts. Could you post links to some of these posts? Thank you
> very much.
How much are you willing to donate to Our Holy Church to remunerate me
for my precious time?
> Satan has nothing to capture since I have no children.
I think you're one of the children he captured. How does your mother
feel about your decision to serve the devil by turning into a lesbian?
> No, but I have noticed an inordinate number of churches in
> such neighborhoods.
Those aren't True Christian Churches. They're probably whore churches.
When you pass by them on your way to your favorite haunts, are you
able to tell which denominations they represent?
> I have done that for the past two years, but get few
> trick-or-treaters.
Perhaps you scare children away. That's probably for the best. If you
allowed them to get close to you, you might influence them adversely.
Do you normally dress like a typical lesbian?
> Cie, please?
Is that supposed to be French?
> Where would I find those?
At our Church bookstore, of course.
> What if the parents attend church?
If they still drink to the point of drunkenness, they aren't True
Christians. They need to repent and join the right kind of Church, a
Church that forbids revelry -- like ours. Did you know that Our Most
Holy Church was founded by Jesus Christ Himself and is still
administrated by Messianic Black Jews directly descended from the
original Disciples? It is. We can heal homosexual desire too. Won't
you join us? I'm sure we could work out an affordable membership plan
for you.
> What about white children?
They can smear shoe polish on their skin and dress up as African
American heroes too. How else are they going to learn what it feels
like to be Black in America?
> Even if she has yet to develop breasts?
Absolutely. You can never tell when one might start to sprout. Your
mind sure aims straight for the gutter every time, doesn't it? You
need a good man to give you True Fulfillment. I can already sense your
frustration.
> What about asexual costumes, like a clown?
The sex of each child should still be apparent. No one should have to
ask the embarrassing question, "Is that a boy or a girl?"
> I agree with that one.
It's best to agree with everything I say. I have every intention of
ruling this country one day. I think it only fair to tell you right
now I plan to put a stop to most of the nonsense that's engulfed this
country lately. That includes homosexuality. I plan to put it not
simply back in the closet, but in a sturdy oaken trunk in the basement.
> Juvenile diabetes (also called Type I diabetes) is not caused
> by being overweight. (The cause is unknown.)
It may be unknown to you, but it's certainly known to me. The cause is
sin!
> You are thinking of adult-onset (Type II) diabetes. Children can get Type II diabetes.
Those who eat too much sugar often do.
Jesus Loves EVEN You,
Labia-Lapping Lesbian That You Are!
Reverend Grandmother "Super-Holiness" Hickey
Gushing Fountain of Gospel Widsom
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Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Grandmother Henrietta Hickey:
> Make sure your neighbors know you fully support Our President's plan to
> plunder Iraq.
OK, you /are/ taking the piss, Max.
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Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Grandmother Henrietta Hickey:
> It's a good idea to [steal] the entire holiday from the pagans by giving
> it a religious theme, such as Daniel in the Lion's Den or Esther's Plea on
> Behalf of Her People.
That's better.
Eileen Gray
Grandmother Super-Holiness wrote:
> Radclyffe Hall wrote:
>
> Radclyffe Hall? Why do you call yourself the name of a Godless lesbian
> who's been suffering unending agonies in the Putrid Pit of Hell for
> over sixty years? Remember that eternity minus sixty years is still
> eternity. Didn't the British courts order every existing copy of
> Radclyffe Hall's filthy lesbian smut novel destroyed?
The Lesbian Immortals of the Left Bank never die.
And the Well of Lonliness is no longer illegal.
>
>
> > Yes, I am ashamed that I read and reply to these posts.
>
> You could learn a little common decency from them if you applied
> yourself to the task.
How so?
>
>
> > But they are so amusing that I cannot help myself.
>
> Are you actually laughing at the Gospel of Jesus Christ as revealed
> through His One True Church and its modern-day disciples? If you don't
> repent, mocking the preaching of the just will only increase your
> torment in the hereafter.
The "one True Church and BDSM Center?"
Which of the apostles was into leather and whips?
>
>
> > Why do you not warn the members of your church? With their
> > frequent lies, they are headed directly there.
>
> What lies might those be? The members of our Holy Church don't tell
> lies. Like virtually all homosexuals, you must be confused about what
> Truth really is. Do you know where babies come from? And how they get
> there in the first place?
We are all aware of where babies come from. We hold that part of a woman's anatomy in awe.
>
>
> > You may still have a chance, since I have not seen evidence of
> > your lies. But it seems the Tuckers are doomed.
>
> For what? They're decent people. They yearn to see me ruling this
> pitiful country with an iron scepter from an obsidian throne. Why
> don't you? I can't think of anyone else who can bring our nation back
> from the brink of ruin.
Howard Dean and may others might well do it. An Iron Sceptre and an Obsidian Throne is too
reminiscent of the Shah and the Peacock throne.
> The Tuckers will make it to Holy Heaven long
> before you ever will, too. Unrepentant fornicators will never enter
> into the Kingdom of Heaven.
Who is fornicating? How do you know what John Hall repents of or does?
>
>
> > I have no such responsibilities since I have no children.
>
> God wants people to have children. Why do you think He gave you Sacred
> Reproductive Vessels in the first place? To serve fruit in when guests
> come to call?
Well something along those lines, but not fruit. We do refer to it as the demitasse,
though....
>
>
> > You were? I did not search that far back in Google, so I never
> > saw such posts. Could you post links to some of these posts? Thank you
> > very much.
>
> How much are you willing to donate to Our Holy Church to remunerate me
> for my precious time?
Nothing. Natalie Barney and a few others just threw fundraisers to help victims of your pain
center; the events were held in Provincetown and Greenwich Village.
>
>
> > Satan has nothing to capture since I have no children.
>
> I think you're one of the children he captured. How does your mother
> feel about your decision to serve the devil by turning into a lesbian?
Well, mine is happy for me and wishes me every happiness.
>
>
> > No, but I have noticed an inordinate number of churches in
> > such neighborhoods.
>
> Those aren't True Christian Churches. They're probably whore churches.
> When you pass by them on your way to your favorite haunts, are you
> able to tell which denominations they represent?
Have you told the Southern Baptists that they are not the true church?
>
>
> > I have done that for the past two years, but get few
> > trick-or-treaters.
>
> Perhaps you scare children away. That's probably for the best. If you
> allowed them to get close to you, you might influence them adversely.
> Do you normally dress like a typical lesbian?
Designer Skirt Suits and silk blouses?
>
>
>
>
> At our Church bookstore, of course
Can I mail order?
>
>
> > What if the parents attend church?
>
> If they still drink to the point of drunkenness, they aren't True
> Christians. They need to repent and join the right kind of Church, a
> Church that forbids revelry -- like ours.
Jesus wouldn't like your church. He apparently was a rgeat party caterer, he could feed 5000
people with five fishes and five loaves of bread, and he could wip up urns of wine without a
problem.
> Did you know that Our Most
> Holy Church was founded by Jesus Christ Himself and is still
> administrated by Messianic Black Jews directly descended from the
> original Disciples?
Really? Why are the Jews primarily white?
> It is. We can heal homosexual desire too. Won't
> you join us? I'm sure we could work out an affordable membership plan
> for you.
I do not want my desire healed. Women are beautiful.
>
> > What about white children?
>
> They can smear shoe polish on their skin and dress up as African
> American heroes too. How else are they going to learn what it feels
> like to be Black in America?
Being a Lesbian in America is in some ways a more difficult experience in this day and age
>
> > Even if she has yet to develop breasts?
>
> Absolutely. You can never tell when one might start to sprout. Your
> mind sure aims straight for the gutter every time, doesn't it? You
> need a good man to give you True Fulfillment. I can already sense your
> frustration.
That is called narcissistic mirroring and projection. It is your own frustration that you
project upon others.
>
>
> It's best to agree with everything I say. I have every intention of
> ruling this country one day.
How about you just rule the red states and let the rest of us join Canada?
> I think it only fair to tell you right
> now I plan to put a stop to most of the nonsense that's engulfed this
> country lately. That includes homosexuality. I plan to put it not
> simply back in the closet, but in a sturdy oaken trunk in the basement.
Better stick with the red states then , sweetie. Try that in a blue state and your reign
would be quite short.
>
>
> > Juvenile diabetes (also called Type I diabetes) is not caused
> > by being overweight. (The cause is unknown.)
>
> It may be unknown to you, but it's certainly known to me. The cause is
> sin!
Type I, which can onset as early as age 2, is caused by sin? What could a two year old
possibly do to incur such a punishment?
>
>
> > You are thinking of adult-onset (Type II) diabetes. Children can get Type II diabetes.
>
> Those who eat too much sugar often do.
Tupe II is often more a function of percentage of fat cells, which have a higher number of
inslin recpetors than sugar intake. Metabolic physiology is obviously not a strong point
amongst African Jewish Queens of the Red States....
>
>
> Jesus Loves EVEN You,
> Labia-Lapping Lesbian That You Are!
>
> Reverend Grandmother Has-a-Hickey
> Gushing When Looking At Ellen
--
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217 Rue du Faubourg St-Honore
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Bill Baker
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1129602039....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>...
>> Why do you not warn the members of your church? With their
>> frequent lies, they are headed directly there.
>
> What lies might those be?
Oh, I don't know...maybe these lies:
Thurgood Lie #1:
"High schools give kids...birth control pills"
news:1107585362.3...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #2:
"Most homosexuals fantasize about children."
news:1107585362.3...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
news:1108018234.2...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #3:
"Bill Baker is a coprophiliac."
news:1108447889.3...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #4:
"Male homosexuals like straight pornography"
news:1108447889.3...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #5:
"Bill Baker has no trouble calling (415) AVenida 5-IOLA whenever he wants
to breathe dirty words into a True Christian's ear."
news:1108537621.9...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #6:
"...you used to swap dirty e-mails with her (Bernadette)."
news:1119937383....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #7:
"Old Burnin'-dyke's e-mails to you were pro-homosexuality."
news:1120010863....@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Thurgood lie #8:
"The uncircumcised are uncontrollably lustful. Their filthy foreskins
overstimulate them into a sexual frenzy."
news:1122433880....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #9:
"Those two lesbians who change their names every time you turn around
suggested that she might give lesbian sex a try."
news:1128054940.3...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Thurgood Lie #10:
"Child molesters almost exclusively queer."
news:1128402167.9...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Lurlean lie #1:
"He goes to one [orgy] every day I hear"
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #2:
"you're evil and go to orgy's [sic] all the time."
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #3:
"Otherwise you wouldn't go to orgy's [sic] all the time the way you do."
news:7908c278.0310...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #4:
"When [curtsybear] has a problem he turns to either 'Loving Someone Gay'
or 'The Satanic Bible'."
news:7908c278.0310...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #5:
"He goes to orgy's with five other men all the time and after they get
thru screwing around they sit around in their hot tub talking about ways
to hurt me."
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #6:
"I am just posting stuff he claimed himself."
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #7:
"Bill Baker is all "for" queers and defends everything they do no matter
how horrible or disgusting it is - even felching"
news:7908c278.03111...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #8:
"Your poor brain. It didn't survive all the dope you took."
news:7908c278.03110...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #9:
"Sodomy is more important to you than anything else."
news:7908c278.03110...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #10:
"I'm sure old Curt-See-Bare (deep throats) all the time."
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #11:
"I KNOW you do it at least to the shack up lover boy you call your hubby."
news:7908c278.03120...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #12:
"Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and
gather support from other deviants such as your whores and dope addicts."
news:7908c278.0312...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #13:
"You signed the gay agenda and you serve the devil every way you can."
news:7908c278.0312...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #14:
"Sometimes the ground opens up beneath gay bars and swallows them clean
up."
news:7908c278.04021...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #15:
"You'd KILL me if you could - I know it."
news:7908c278.04022...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #16:
"Well, you and old orgy going Bill Baker only know perfect queers"
news:7908c278.0402...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #17:
"Bill Baker loves to hang out in gay bars and show off for compliments."
news:7908c278.04040...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #18:
"He's a closet Hindu that's infiltrated the Lutheran Church with all his
Satanic doctrines in order to pull it down."
news:7908c278.04040...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #19:
"A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
news:7908c278.04051...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #20:
"Bill Baker hates the Black people and their sacred tongue too."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #21:
"he says he believes souls come to earth from other planets."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #22:
"They call his name out at orgy's in at least three different states."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #23:
"Bill Baker is in the pop Hindu cult."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #24:
"he goes to orgy's all over the country"
news:1dcee589.0408...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #25:
"He talks to people on this thread about a doing me harm."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #26:
"This refers to Curtsybear's claim"
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #27:
"In the dictionary of psychology your picture is prominently featured in
the 'repressed memory's' section."
news:1dcee589.04090...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #28:
"All lesbians hate men."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #29:
"The city gave Thurgood an award for a doing that (destroying public
property)."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #30:
"She's (Mother Hickey) on it (the presidential ballot) in Florida."
news:1dcee589.04100...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #31:
"Did you know he finally admitted he's got smegma?"
news:1dcee589.04112...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #32:
"There's even a [curb] color that means 'whoredom allowed for two hours
after the bars close' out here."
news:1dcee589.04112...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #33:
"The hookers got their pink zones - which are silver at a couple of the
more up scale queer bars."
news:1102396569.4...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #34
"We got rimmers right here in this group."
news:1102735275.6...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #35:
"He...comes right out and admits that he lies all the time."
news:1104463078.0...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #36:
"Did you know that in sign language you express "lesbian" by a LICKING the
letter L."
news:1109529606....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #37:
"When wives are finally recruiter [sic], their recruiters often kill off
the husband."
news:1109732370....@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #38:
"Your friend Kerry's already a talking about a hurting me - and you said
you fantasized about a joining in!"
news:1109819751....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #39:
"Try telling him to add something you know is true to his lie file. He
hates me so much he'll do it."
news:1109819751....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #40:
"Lesbian recruiters do kill the husbands of women they recruit. Sometimes
the recruiter and the wife does it together. They try to make it look
like an accident. Usually the fattest one falls on the man and smothers
him to death."
news:1109819751....@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #41:
"Straight people signs the queer agenda too a lot of the time."
news:1110439734....@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #42:
"I have copy's of the queer agenda."
news:1110752687.4...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #43:
"She already tried to get me to try lesbo sex."
news:1113455796.5...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #44:
"Notice that old Smeg Mouth is a coming on to your latest victim."
news:1116986360....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Lurlean Lie #45:
"I'm a gonna sue old Smeg Mouth for a posting my COPYRIGHT PROTECTED story
on that Godless atheist site after I warned all of you all - Uunauthorized
reproduction prohibited!"
news:1117075903....@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #44:
"God blessed my private parts and they're ALL used ONLY for the purposes HE
intended them for." --Lurlean explains her exhibitionism to the police.
Eileen Gray
Grandmother Henrietta Hickey wrote:
> Sweet Grandmother Super-Holiness here again with a question for the
> season: Don't you people have any shame?
I feel shame every time that George Bush addresses other nations.
> Don't you realize that there
> are untold billions of sinners frying in hell right now? Do you really
> want to join them in their torment? Hell got so big recently they had
> to open new wings for the throngs of sinners pouring into it on the
> planet Venus, where every
> raindrop is full of sulfuric acid and will make your flesh literally
> sizzle when it hits you!
Odd that no planetary fly-bys or telescopes have detected that....
> Hahahahaha! Wouldn't you rather spend
> eternity in a sprawling Southern mansion in the Kingdom of Heaven with
> my family and me, a mansion complete with stately white marble columns
> and a reflecting pool on the outside, plus plush wall-to-wall carpeting
> and elaborate crystal
> chandeliers on the inside?
Liar! Everybody knows that heavenly mansions are built in second empire or
renaissance neo-rocco.
> How can any of you prefer your own fleshly
> lusts for power, money, and the fleeting pleasures of the all too
> mortal flesh to the Throne, the Crown, the Scepter, and the angel-woven
> Red Carpet you'll be awarded in heaven if you'll only repent and stop
> neglecting your responsibilities as parents, educators, and proper role
> models for children?
I am cognizant and mindful of my duties as a role model, as a prominent out
lesbian and parent.
> That could easily include burning your TV set.
> It's a transmitter of PURE filth!
I couldnt watch my CSI dvd's
Lady Heather from the first and second season is my hero....
>
>
> I want to share with you this year's list of Halloween do's and
> don'ts. Far too many of you do all the wrong things on this so-called
> "holiday" and leave your children open to the very real threat of
> demonic possession in the process. Not all terror comes from the
> Middle East --(some comes from Lynchburg Va and Colorado Springs) but I
> think you all need to remember who warned you
> about the kind that does come from there first. I was telling you
> about the Threat from the Desert long before September 11, 2001.
>
> The forces of darkness are waging war against your family at this very
> moment. Nothing would please Satan more than to capture your children
> and corrupt their precious young souls through the agency of such evils
> as television, computer games, alcohol, drugs, the occult, and that
> disgusting rock 'n' rap they listen to, not to mention al-Qa'idah's
> operatives plotting terror and mayhem down at the local mosque. Have
> you noticed how many mosques are in rotten neighborhoods right next to
> filthy bars, whorehouses, or dirty bookstores? If you want to keep
> your children out of trouble this year, you'll pay careful attention to
> the following recommendations from God's best friend and yours -- and
> the ultimate children's advocate -- Reverend Grandmother Henrietta
> "Super-Holiness" Hickey.
Many moslems in the US are in the lower socio-economic neighborhoods, hence
the presence of mosques there, they serve the communities around them.
>
>
> 1
> DO illuminate your front porch or doorway on Halloween so kids won't
> think you're a lonely, bitter old recluse who doesn't want children to
> enjoy themselves at least once or twice a year.
I do. Kids like stopping here. Thie year I am wearing a leather corset and
carrying a whip to pretend that I am Lurlean Tucker, sans peanut butter.
> Show today's young
> people that your light will shine in the darkness of greed, lust, and
> hate, inspiring children to draw nigh unto God and to share His
> blessings. If you have any open pits on your property, make sure
> they're thoroughly barricaded on Halloween night, lest someone's little
> monster fall in and embark on his or her journey into eternity far too
> soon. Wouldn't that be a shame?
I have no open pits on the property
>
>
> 2
> DON'T hand out any sugar-loaded candy or snacks. Kids can
> easily become addicted to such poisons as Hershey Bars, Kit-Kat, and
> Jujyfruits. If you must give the little trick-or-treaters something to
> stuff their fat little faces with, give them wholesome apples, oranges,
> or raisins instead. Children who are grossly overweight, a sure sign
> they're being neglected at home and left alone to raid the cookie jar
> (and worse, since too many of those so-called "working moms" have
> marihuana and other drugs stashed somewhere in the bedroom) every
> afternoon after school, give them one of those diet brochures asking
> them, "Why Are You So FAT, Kid?" and offering them three or four
> sensible diets instead of all the junk food with which their lazy,
> indulgent parents stuff their puffy cheeks morning, noon, and night.
I am a working mom, I have no stash and I dont kep snacks in the house....
>
>
> 3
> DO hand out Gospel tracts explaining to children that Halloween is
> fundamentally a Satanic celebration best avoided by True Christians.
> Chick Publications has a wide variety of 40-page pamphlets addressing
> this issue. Titles include "Bewitched," "Boo!" "The Poor Little
> Witch," "The Trick," and "The Little Ghost." All are available in
> Spanish, in the event you have lots of those little foreign kids in
> your neighborhood who refuse to learn proper English or obey our
> immigration and traffic laws.
Celebrate the holiday by handing out scary nonsense from Jack Chick?
I think that his materials are illegal in some nations now, at least
civilized ones?
> Some are also avaialble in Chinese,
> Korean, Vietnamese, and Philistine -- to address the waves of
> immigrants that wash up on our nation's shores from those largely pagan
> countries. Hickey Family Holiness Ministries publishes a few titles on
> the subject also, among them "The Big Barbecue" and "Satan Lurks in
> Every Shadow."
Also Lurlean's "Interestin' thin's to do with peanut butter"
> Think about inviting children to your church on Sunday.
Their parents may resent that....
>
> If you haven't already, work out a program that will hold their
> interest.
How about having Ellen speak?
> Every church needs at least one active youth group. It
> doesn't matter if the children belong to another religion. If they're
> celebrating Halloween, especially by dressing up as something
> provocative or strange, they can't be all that religious anyway no
> matter what church their parents pack them off to of a Sunday morning
> while they stay home and nurse their hangovers.
I attend services....
> In short, they need
> all the spiritual help they can get, and it's a True Christian's job to
> give it to them.
>
> 4
> DON'T let your children dress up as vampires, witches, werewolves,
> extraterrestrials or another supernatural (which is to say demonic)
> creatures.
Lesbian Vampires are hot.
> Mad scientists and mass murderers are also out, as are all
> turban-wearing muftis or mullahs from the Islamic fringe. This year a
> lot of children are still dressing up as soldiers, National Guardsmen,
> doctors, and nurses to show their support for those brave men and women
> who risk their lives every day to rescue that unworthy Third World
> riff-raff over in the mostly Godless Middle East.
They could dress up in brit uniforms so they might be gay.
> They can also dress
> up as American heroes like Dred Scott, Martin Luther King, Frederick
> Douglass, Booker T. Washington, Charles Richard Drew, Phyllis Wheatley,
> and Harriet Tubman.
How about like Laura Bush, Barbara Bush, or better yet, Teresa Heinz Kerry
> No child must be allowed to dress up as a slave, a
> tramp, a pimp, a Holy Joe, or an Elmer Gantry of any race. Make sure
> your neighbors know you fully support Our President's plan to plunder
> Iraq.
I dont support it.
> Why not dress up like a soldier who gave his life for our
> country? The kids can tell the neighbors who died to save their
> complacent nation from Arab terror. Just be careful that it wasn't one
> of those perverts who took internet porn over to Iraq and got those
> people all stirred up sexually.
>
> 5
> DO make sure your children cover up their tender young flesh on
> Halloween, no matter how warm it is. Boys should not be allowed to
> bare their chests or wear skimpy loincloths like Tarzan. Girls must
> not be allowed to wear revealing clothes or to dress like popular media
> "stars" like Britney Spears and Jennifer Aguilera. The no-bra look is
> definitely out for any girl over ten. Even the most upscale
> neighborhoods are full of child molesters and other deviates who will
> lust after any half-dressed child if given the opportunity. Marilyn
> Monroe, Madonna, and Las Ketchup are not proper role models for today's
> girls.
Ellen, Sandra Bernhardt, and Melissa Etheridge are far beter, I agree.....
>
> DON'T allow boys to dress up like girls or vice versa. Cross-dressing
> is an abomination in the eyes of God and promotes homosexuality. A
> lot of stage drag queens got their start when permissive parents
> allowed them to cross-dress one Halloween. Remember "Glen or Glenda"?
> That's how the devil plants gender confusion in children's minds. Soon
> the devil convinces such children that they really are members of the
> opposite sex and begins to cloud their mind with sinister sexual
> impulses as well. Make sure the sex of every child is apparent from
> the costume he or she is wearing.
>
> 6
> DO consider having a safe and sane Halloween party at your home instead
> of sending your children out into a dark night full of
> devil-worshipping flakes and weirdoes.
I know. Religious types are all over out there trying to ruin the night.
> Homosexuals are especially
> active on Halloween night.
Oh yes, the goth ball.......
> Most attend Black Masses at which they sign
> the Gay Agenda in their own blood before proceeding to pounce on
> innocent children.
Most gays and Lesbians are not Satanists.
> Many actually lie down and copulate with the devil
> or his low priests during these blasphemous occasions to get charged
> up.
No copulating for this girl....
> Report any evidence of Satanic worship, which often involves
> outdoor orgies and child sacrifice, to the police. The parents could
> get together too, of course, but should avoid imbibing any of the
> devil's potions, elixirs, and brews. They should study the Holy Bible
> and praise the Lord instead.
>
> 7
> DON'T forget to have a short religious service during this party, at
> which you give thanks to Almighty God for His many blessings. It's a
> good idea to reclaim the entire holiday from the pagans by giving it a
> religious theme, such as Daniel in the Lion's Den or Esther's Plea on
> Behalf of Her People.
It is a Pagan holiday, don't show disrespect to the pagans by co-opting it
like the christians did with Christmas and Easter.
> It's beautiful to see children dressed up as
> well-known Biblical characters. Just be sure your little Samsons and
> Delilahs don't expose too much skin or get carried away while enacting
> their parts.
How about dressing as Stein, Barney, Toklas, Ellen, Kate CLinton?
> Remember that no girl under the age of fourteen should
> ever be allowed to play Jezebel, for obvious reasons.
Right. She needs to embrace more positive roles like kd lang.
>
>
> 8
> Witches who entice children to drink their hallucinogenic
> brews must be exposed as dope pushers and jailed as corrupters of the
> young, and then hopefully prosecuted and, if you live in a
> Bible-believing community, stoned to death as a dispenser of death.
Wiccans do no such things.....
>
> Make no mistake about it: the world is full of witches and they ALL
> worship Satan.
No, they worship nature as a Goddess.....
> They may dress him up in drag and call him a nature
> goddess or some such nonsense -- but he is their "lord" nonetheless.
> And they do his evil work day and night by spreading Satanic doctrines
> to anyone who will hear them -- especially impressionable young
> children.
The Wicans that I know personally are wonderful people
> Witches should be kept away from children, along with the
> purveyors of all the Black Arts such as tae kwon do masters and bare
> yogis.
>
>
> DO tell improperly dressed children to go back home and put some
> decent clothes on. Don't be afraid to chase them away with a paddle or
> a scourge if necessary. Explain to them that children who dress up
> like demons or monsters or two-bit whores are actually inviting evil
> forces to take possession of their bodies in the devil's name. Tell
> them where they can find a good exorcist should they fall prey to the
> devil's minions. Little
> ghouls with plastic fangs and blood-like paint smeared all over their
> faces should be reminded that in many parts of the pagan world --
> including Italy -- people really do eat corpses and drink blood.
Untrue.....
> Ask
> them if that's really what they want to do when they grow up. Tell
> them that if they give in to the devil, they may lose control of their
> own minds, bodies, and souls and be turned into mindless, lust-crazed
> sexual perverts or -- worst of all -- flaming homosexuals.
Or very stylish and poised
>
>
> 11
> DON'T watch wicked movies unless you're sure the evildoers get their
> just deserts in the end. Movies like "Psycho," which they show around
> here every Mother's Day, are out because they leave the grinning madman
> unpunished. Decent people want to know that the insane are given
> regular electroshock treatments until they recover. There are too many
> crazy people running around out there already. They should all be
> rounded up and put back into nuthouses where they can't spread their
> mental illnesses to others.
Mental illness is not contagious except in the deep south near
fundamentalist churches and in washington dc.
> Movies like "Cry Terror," where a rapist
> is stabbed to death with a shard of glass and a kidnapper electrocuted,
> are much better for young people because they teach a clear moral
> message: evil doesn't pay. Children need to hear the death agonies of
> the evildoers. That's why it's all right for them to watch the
> original "Dracula" with Bela Lugosi -- at least as long as you don't
> get one of those "edited" versions that softens the sounds of his death
> cries. Christopher Lee's "Horror of Dracula" is even better. It shows
> several vampires being staked right in the heart and the bloodthirsty
> count himself dissolving into ashes when confronted with the Holy Cross
> of Jesus -- all in glorious BLOOD COLOR! Amen!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is sacred, then....
> No ambiguous moral
> quagmires should be tolerated on the screen. Children don't need to
> see a lot of supernatural images in movies either. Burn copies of
> "Harry Potter" and "The Blair Witch Project." They're both of the
> devil!
Harry Potter is a wonderful recruiting tool for witches, and Madame Hooch
is a great lesbian role model.
> One movie that shows how witches really behave is "Horror
> Hotel." It's not unlike "Psycho" in its way in that in involves a
> coven of witches (all of them as insane as Norman Bates) who lure
> beautiful virgins to a remote hotel where they can sacrifice them to
> their master the devil. The saving grace is that all the witches in
> the picture are burnt to death before the end.
I will have to get the movie but skip the end.
>
>
> Remember, children, Jesus loves all of you,
> No matter how sinful you are,
> And most of you push the envelope every day when it comes to
> wickedness!
>
> Reverend Grandmother Henrietta Gets a daily Hickey
> Gushing Fountain of True Christian Wisdom
--
Radclyffe Hall
wrote:
>Grandmother Super-Holiness wrote:
>
>> Radclyffe Hall wrote:
>>
>> Radclyffe Hall? Why do you call yourself the name of a Godless lesbian
>> who's been suffering unending agonies in the Putrid Pit of Hell for
>> over sixty years? Remember that eternity minus sixty years is still
>> eternity. Didn't the British courts order every existing copy of
>> Radclyffe Hall's filthy lesbian smut novel destroyed?
>
>The Lesbian Immortals of the Left Bank never die.
>And the Well of Lonliness is no longer illegal.
It is also rather popular.
>> > Yes, I am ashamed that I read and reply to these posts.
>>
>> You could learn a little common decency from them if you applied
>> yourself to the task.
>
>How so?
What not to do.
>> > But they are so amusing that I cannot help myself.
>>
>> Are you actually laughing at the Gospel of Jesus Christ as revealed
>> through His One True Church and its modern-day disciples? If you don't
>> repent, mocking the preaching of the just will only increase your
>> torment in the hereafter.
>
>The "one True Church and BDSM Center?"
>Which of the apostles was into leather and whips?
The Bible says Judas committed suicide by hanging. Could it
have possibly been autoerotic asphyxiation gone horribly wrong?
>> > You were? I did not search that far back in Google, so I never
>> > saw such posts. Could you post links to some of these posts? Thank you
>> > very much.
>>
>> How much are you willing to donate to Our Holy Church to remunerate me
>> for my precious time?
>
>Nothing. Natalie Barney and a few others just threw fundraisers to help victims
> of your pain center; the events were held in Provincetown and Greenwich Village.
Yes, and the amount raised was quite impressive. Far exceeding
any expectations.
Radclyffe Hall
Radclyffe Hall
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Radclyffe Hall wrote:
>
>Radclyffe Hall? Why do you call yourself the name of a Godless lesbian
>who's been suffering unending agonies in the Putrid Pit of Hell for
>over sixty years?
You are assuming I am dead.
>Didn't the British courts order every existing copy of
>Radclyffe Hall's filthy lesbian smut novel destroyed?
Time changes everything. My book is no longer banned. In fact,
it is widely read.
>> Yes, I am ashamed that I read and reply to these posts.
>
>You could learn a little common decency from them if you applied
>yourself to the task.
Each one I read teaches me how not to act on the Internet.
>> But they are so amusing that I cannot help myself.
>
>Are you actually laughing at the Gospel of Jesus Christ as revealed
>through His One True Church and its modern-day disciples?
No, I am laughing at the posts from you and the members of
your church.
>> Why do you not warn the members of your church? With their
>> frequent lies, they are headed directly there.
>
>What lies might those be?
Bill posted his list, so I will not bore you by repeating
them.
> The members of our Holy Church don't tell lies.
Are you saying Thurgood and Lurlean Tucker are not members of
your church? Why do they claim membership, then?
>Do you know where babies come from? And how they get
>there in the first place?
Yes. I passed health class and anatomy and physiology.
>> You may still have a chance, since I have not seen evidence of
>> your lies. But it seems the Tuckers are doomed.
>
>For what?
The lies they tell. That was the context.
>They yearn to see me ruling this
>pitiful country with an iron scepter from an obsidian throne.
Such a pity to have such low ambitions.
>I can't think of anyone else who can bring our nation back
>from the brink of ruin.
I cannot think of anyone else who would ruin this country as
much as you would. Bush has had nearly five years, but the country is
still standing. I have no doubt that after five years of your "rule,"
Americans would be begging the British to take us back!
> The Tuckers will make it to Holy Heaven long
>before you ever will, too.
No doubt Thurgood will die before me. Lurlean could as well,
especially if she continues lurking in park bushes after dark.
However, according to your beliefs, the possibility of them
earning Heaven are slim. Lies have become all they can see and
understand. They scoff at the truth and refuse to see the world around
them.
>> I have no such responsibilities since I have no children.
>
>God wants people to have children.
If God wanted me to have children, He would have left them on
my front porch.
>> You were? I did not search that far back in Google, so I never
>> saw such posts. Could you post links to some of these posts? Thank you
>> very much.
>
>How much are you willing to donate to Our Holy Church to remunerate me
>for my precious time?
Such posts should be easy to find. In fact, finding one should
take less time than it took you to reply to my previous post.
>> Satan has nothing to capture since I have no children.
>
>I think you're one of the children he captured.
I am not a child, nor have I been a child for many years.
>> No, but I have noticed an inordinate number of churches in
>> such neighborhoods.
>
>Those aren't True Christian Churches.
How do you know those churches are not "True Christian
Churches." Lurlean claims your church has branches all across the
nation. If so, how do you know I have not seen those branches?
> When you pass by them on your way to your favorite haunts, are you
>able to tell which denominations they represent?
My favorite haunts? I do not classify work as a favorite
haunt. (In my previous job, I would occasionally have to pass through
a "bad" neighborhood when I went to an off-site for meetings.)
>> I have done that for the past two years, but get few
>> trick-or-treaters.
>
>Perhaps you scare children away.
I doubt that. The children in my neighborhood frequently
approach me and ask to pet my dog.
>Do you normally dress like a typical lesbian?
I dress like someone of my age. Dress slacks and a blouse.
>> Cie, please?
>
>Is that supposed to be French?
Before you critique my typing, perhaps you should speak to
Thurgood and Lurlean about their frequent typos.
>> Where would I find those?
>
>At our Church bookstore, of course.
I do not live anywhere near your main branch and Lurlean has
consistently refused to say where other branches can be located. Where
else could I purchase the tracts?
>> What if the parents attend church?
>
>If they still drink to the point of drunkenness, they aren't True
>Christians.
What if the parents do not drink or smoke and do attend
church?
>Did you know that Our Most
>Holy Church was founded by Jesus Christ Himself
A claim that has yet to be validated.
>> What about white children?
>
>They can smear shoe polish on their skin and dress up as African
>American heroes too. How else are they going to learn what it feels
>like to be Black in America?
Dressing up with black shoe polish on your face for one night
will not teach what it is like to be black. All it would teach is how
shoe polish melts and runs when you sweat.
>> Even if she has yet to develop breasts?
>
>Absolutely. You can never tell when one might start to sprout. Your
>mind sure aims straight for the gutter every time, doesn't it?
You are the one who said no girl over 10 should go without a
bra. I only asked the logical question.
>> What about asexual costumes, like a clown?
>
>The sex of each child should still be apparent. No one should have to
>ask the embarrassing question, "Is that a boy or a girl?"
Why would anyone ask such a question? A clown is a clown is a
clown. Gender is not important.
>> I agree with that one.
>
>It's best to agree with everything I say. I have every intention of
>ruling this country one day.
You can intend anything, but that does not mean the event will
occur.
>> Juvenile diabetes (also called Type I diabetes) is not caused
>> by being overweight. (The cause is unknown.)
>
>It may be unknown to you, but it's certainly known to me. The cause is
>sin!
As Eileen said, what sin can a 2-year old commit?
Radclyffe Hall
The Secretary of HomInt3rn <ý|
> Radclyffe Hall wrote:
>
> Radclyffe Hall? Why do you call yourself the name of a Godless lesbian
> who's been suffering unending agonies in the Putrid Pit of Hell for
> over sixty years? Remember that eternity minus sixty years is still
> eternity. Didn't the British courts order every existing copy of
> Radclyffe Hall's filthy lesbian smut novel destroyed?
>
>> Yes, I am ashamed that I read and reply to these posts.
>
> You could learn a little common decency from them if you applied
> yourself to the task.
>
>> But they are so amusing that I cannot help myself.
>
> Are you actually laughing at the Gospel of Jesus Christ as revealed
> through His One True Church and its modern-day disciples? If you don't
> repent, mocking the preaching of the just will only increase your
> torment in the hereafter.
>
>> Why do you not warn the members of your church? With their
>> frequent lies, they are headed directly there.
>
> What lies might those be? The members of our Holy Church don't tell
> lies. Like virtually all homosexuals, you must be confused about what
> Truth really is. Do you know where babies come from? And how they get
> there in the first place?
>
>> You may still have a chance, since I have not seen evidence of
>> your lies. But it seems the Tuckers are doomed.
>
> For what? They're decent people. They yearn to see me ruling this
> pitiful country with an iron scepter from an obsidian throne.
Are you Napoleon, too?
The sin of being two years old (since toddlers can develop Type I diabetes
at that age)? I think you may be taking the concept of the "terrible twos"
just a bit too literally...
>> You are thinking of adult-onset (Type II) diabetes. Children can get Type
>> II diabetes.
>
> Those who eat too much sugar often do.
>
>
> Jesus Loves EVEN You,
> Labia-Lapping Lesbian That You Are!
>
>
> Reverend Grandmother "Super-Holiness" Hickey
> Gushing Fountain of Gospel Widsom
--
Grandmother Super-Holiness
> You are assuming I am dead.
I am assuming no such thing. I know that you, personally, are alive.
You're just not Radclyffe Hall. She's been burning in lesbian hell
since 1943. I've seen her there. She was there before any torture
pits were opened on Venus. If you're not careful, you'll wind up there
yourself.
> Time changes everything. My book is no longer banned.
Your book? And you DARE call Father and Mother Tucker liars.
Hypocrite! Don't you realize you're headed straight for ETERNAL
damnation?
> In fact, it is widely read.
I've been told that the professors who teach the Human Sexuality course
at New Sodom State University recently retired in favor of "The Price
of Salt" because the inverts in that novel don't suffer as much
anguish. We regularly burn copies of both books at Our Holy Church.
If the British courts ordered that no copy of "The Well of Loneliness"
should be spared, it stands to reason that the novel was preserved by
scofflaws and criminals. Interesting company you keep, no?
> Each one I read teaches me how not to act on the Internet.
And yet you still manage to make an ass of yourself here nearly every
day. I suppose it garners you favor with the devil to misbehave as you
do.
> No, I am laughing at the posts from you and the members of
> your church.
We are Our Lord's Modern-Day Disciples. I don't expect confused
lesbians to be able to recognize us as the Children of God that we are.
Your minds are focused on nasty cracks and little else, I gather.
> Bill posted his list, so I will not bore you by repeating
> them.
And how does someone who doesn't even know who she is know these are
lies? I happen to know that most of those statements are entirely
true. My guess is that your friend Bill doesn't understand what he's
reading and quoting out of context. He's ultimately as confused as you
are. He's also a blasphemer. Why would you take the word of a
blasphemer over that of the True People of God? Why? Can't you see
he's working for the devil -- and only wants you to join him in hell?
> Are you saying Thurgood and Lurlean Tucker are not members of
> your church? Why do they claim membership, then?
They are both members in good standing. To the best of my Knowledge,
they do not knowingly tell lies. Homosexuals simply can't comprehend
their True and Holy Revelations. You are all too much of the flesh to
be able to discern matters of the Spirit. Your wicked friend Bill has
directly blasphemed the Holy Spirit. How can you so casually dismiss
that transgression?
> Yes. I passed health class and anatomy and physiology.
What were you taught about lesbianism? Was there any mention of the
wages of sin? Soon they'll be due for you.
> The lies they tell. That was the context.
But they don't tell lies. You're simply confused. An exorcist needs
to cast the demons out of you and alleviate your confusion.
> Such a pity to have such low ambitions.
Mine are far from low. I can save America from homosexuals.
> I cannot think of anyone else who would ruin this country as
> much as you would.
You've never heard of the Reverend Al Sharpton? Or Louis Farrakhan?
Or Pat Robertson? You truly are an idiot, aren't you? I will put the
country back on its feet by reopening mental institutions and filling
them with sex deviates and perverts.
> Bush has had nearly five years, but the country is still standing.
But just barely. There are 11 million illegal immigrants in California
alone. That's a lot of mouths to feed.
> I have no doubt that after five years of your "rule,"
> Americans would be begging the British to take us back!
How rude you are! The nation is already divided between "red" and
"blue" regions. I will unite it once again, expel all the illegal
immigrants, and bring dignity to America's working families once again.
I will plunder the wealthy and pay generous economic reparations to
the downtrodden and dispossessed of all races. True Freedom and
Justice will prevail as never before. I'll start by replacing the
faulty Constitution with the Holy Bible. Theocratic rule is the only
way to run a country. There should be no separation whatsoever between
the One True Church and the state.
> No doubt Thurgood will die before me.
You can never be sure when God might strike you dead!
> Lurlean could as well, especially if she continues lurking in park bushes > after dark.
Have you seen her in such places during your late-night prowling?
> However, according to your beliefs, the possibility of them
> earning Heaven are slim.
The possibility are...? Do you take any kind of medication to keep
your mind clear, my dear?
> Lies have become all they can see and understand. They scoff at the truth > and refuse to see the world around them.
What "world" do you imagine they're missing? The demimonde of lesbian
predation? The fewer people that know about that the better. What
exactly makes you think they're telling lies about anything? How much
do you know of the World of Light and God's Presence? Very little if
any, I'd say. Homosexuals are cursed by God and must renounce their
nasty habits if they are ever to receive His Blessings.
> If God wanted me to have children, He would have left them on
> my front porch.
I thought you said you knew where babies come from. Were you lying
about that too? Or are you just confused again? I can arrange to have
children delivered to your front porch if you promise to find a good
husband to help you take care of them and rear them properly -- if
that's possible for such a depraved woman.
> Such posts should be easy to find.
Then find them yourself. I prefer to live in the present, not the
past.
> In fact, finding one should
> take less time than it took you to reply to my previous post.
Then go find them on your own. You don't need my help.
> I am not a child,
I beg to differ. You have the mentality of a kindergartner.
> nor have I been a child for many years.
Mature women get married and have children. You're obviously suffering
from arrested development.
> How do you know those churches are not "True Christian
> Churches." Lurlean claims your church has branches all across the
> nation. If so, how do you know I have not seen those branches?
Branches of God's One True Church are never built in or near slums.
> My favorite haunts? I do not classify work as a favorite
> haunt. (In my previous job, I would occasionally have to pass through
> a "bad" neighborhood when I went to an off-site for meetings.)
I was referring to places where lesbians typically go.
> I doubt that. The children in my neighborhood frequently
> approach me and ask to pet my dog.
So you use the dog to win friends, is that it?
> I dress like someone of my age. Dress slacks and a blouse.
Decent women wear dresses or skirts, not slacks.
> Before you critique my typing, perhaps you should speak to
> Thurgood and Lurlean about their frequent typos.
I already have.
> I do not live anywhere near your main branch and Lurlean has
> consistently refused to say where other branches can be located. Where
> else could I purchase the tracts?
What do you plan to do with them?
> What if the parents do not drink or smoke and do attend
> church?
It really depends on which Church they attend. True Christians ae
always careful to keep their children out of trouble.
> A claim that has yet to be validated.
Some teachings must simply be believed.
> Dressing up with black shoe polish on your face for one night
> will not teach what it is like to be black. All it would teach is how
> shoe polish melts and runs when you sweat.
That's part of the whole experience. Try it sometime.
> You are the one who said no girl over 10 should go without a
> bra. I only asked the logical question.
Logical for a lust-crazed lesbian, perhaps, but not for a decent human
being.
> Why would anyone ask such a question? A clown is a clown is a
> clown. Gender is not important.
Gender is of paramount importance! The sex should always be apparent.
> You can intend anything, but that does not mean the event will
> occur.
In this case it will.
> As Eileen said, what sin can a 2-year old commit?
A wide variety. Haven't you ever heard of Original Sin? Diabetics who
have faith will be healed. Those who doubt will suffer.
Jesus Loves EVEN You,
Confused Doubter That You Are!
Reverend Grandmother Super-Holiness
God's Guide to Heaven
Bill Baker
> An evil lesbian misusing the name Radclyffe Hall wrote:
>
> > Each one I read teaches me how not to act on the Internet.
>
> And yet you still manage to make an ass of yourself here nearly every
> day. I suppose it garners you favor with the devil to misbehave as you
> do.
Nah, she's just making fun of you, and rightfully so.
> > No, I am laughing at the posts from you and the members of
> > your church.
>
> We are Our Lord's Modern-Day Disciples. I don't expect confused
> lesbians to be able to recognize us as the Children of God that we are.
> Your minds are focused on nasty cracks and little else, I gather.
Well, that's where YOUR mind may be focused, but other people don't
think about sex quite as much as you do. People who post things about
sex as often as you do are obviously extremely sexually frustrated.
> > Bill posted his list, so I will not bore you by repeating
> > them.
>
> And how does someone who doesn't even know who she is know these are
> lies? I happen to know that most of those statements are entirely
> true.
"Most"? Are you saying that you're admitting that some aren't true?
That still means that Thurgood and Lurlean are lying about some things.
> My guess is that your friend Bill doesn't understand what he's reading and quoting out
> of context.
Guess again, Max. I understood perfectly. I even left a link after
each lie so that anyone could go back and see the context of those
lies.
> He's ultimately as confused as you are.
Projecting again, Max?
> He's also a blasphemer. Why would you take the word of a blasphemer over that of the
> True People of God?
Who are they, Max?
> Why? Can't you see he's working for the devil -- and only wants you to join him in
> hell?
Since there is no such place as hell, and if there is it is not a place
of eternal torment, she won't be joining me in any such place.
> > Are you saying Thurgood and Lurlean Tucker are not members of
> > your church? Why do they claim membership, then?
>
> They are both members in good standing. To the best of my Knowledge,
> they do not knowingly tell lies.
Then why when they're caught don't they admit to their lies? Can't
they ever admit to making mistakes? If they did admit that any of
their statements were not the truth, I would take those statements out
of my lie file.
> Homosexuals simply can't comprehend their True and Holy Revelations. You are all too
> much of the flesh to be able to discern matters of the Spirit. Your wicked friend
> Bill has directly blasphemed the Holy Spirit. How can you so casually dismiss
> that transgression?
Maybe because she's not a loony fundie like you are.
> > The lies they tell. That was the context.
>
> But they don't tell lies. You're simply confused. An exorcist needs
> to cast the demons out of you and alleviate your confusion.
So now you're backing them up in their lies?
> > Such a pity to have such low ambitions.
>
> Mine are far from low. I can save America from homosexuals.
But who will save America from you?
> > I cannot think of anyone else who would ruin this country as
> > much as you would.
>
> You've never heard of the Reverend Al Sharpton? Or Louis Farrakhan?
> Or Pat Robertson? You truly are an idiot, aren't you? I will put the
> country back on its feet by reopening mental institutions and filling
> them with sex deviates and perverts.
None of those people would ruin this country as much as you would.
> > I have no doubt that after five years of your "rule,"
> > Americans would be begging the British to take us back!
>
> How rude you are!
But correct.
> The nation is already divided between "red" and "blue" regions. I will unite it once
> again, expel all the illegal immigrants, and bring dignity to America's working
> families once again. I will plunder the wealthy and pay generous economic reparations
> to the downtrodden and dispossessed of all races. True Freedom and Justice will
> prevail as never before. I'll start by replacing the faulty Constitution with the
> Holy Bible. Theocratic rule is the only way to run a country. There should be no
> separation whatsoever between the One True Church and the state.
If that were to happen, most people would leave the country.
> > Such posts should be easy to find.
>
> Then find them yourself. I prefer to live in the present, not the
> past.
Only because you know that if you did actually try to prove it that you
would be shown up as the liar that you are.
> > In fact, finding one should
> > take less time than it took you to reply to my previous post.
>
> Then go find them on your own. You don't need my help.
You're obviously lying now. If you weren't, you'd be only too happy to
point out the posts in which you predicted a threat from the desert.
> > I am not a child,
>
> I beg to differ. You have the mentality of a kindergartner.
So do you, Max.
> > nor have I been a child for many years.
>
> Mature women get married and have children. You're obviously suffering
> from arrested development.
Mature women don't need to be told what to do by a dusty old book
written by primitive savages. You're obviously suffering from arrested
development.
> > I do not live anywhere near your main branch and Lurlean has
> > consistently refused to say where other branches can be located. Where
> > else could I purchase the tracts?
>
> What do you plan to do with them?
What does it matter? Jack Chick sells his tracts without asking
questions like that. If you actually had any tracts you would be glad
to sell them no matter what.
> > A claim that has yet to be validated.
>
> Some teachings must simply be believed.
But other teachings, like yours, must be constantly questioned since
your cult members have been proven to be liars.
> > You are the one who said no girl over 10 should go without a
> > bra. I only asked the logical question.
>
> Logical for a lust-crazed lesbian, perhaps, but not for a decent human
> being.
So you're a lust-crazed lesbian?
> > Why would anyone ask such a question? A clown is a clown is a
> > clown. Gender is not important.
>
> Gender is of paramount importance! The sex should always be apparent.
Why?
> > You can intend anything, but that does not mean the event will
> > occur.
>
> In this case it will.
If it does, I will move out of this country.
> > As Eileen said, what sin can a 2-year old commit?
>
> A wide variety. Haven't you ever heard of Original Sin?
Original Sin is a Catholic heresy.
> Diabetics who have faith will be healed. Those who doubt will suffer.
They need to have faith in doctors.
The Secretary of HomInt3rn <ý|
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Grandmother Super-Holiness:
> And how does someone who doesn't even know who she is know these are
> lies? I happen to know that most of those statements are entirely
> true. My guess is that your friend Bill doesn't understand what he's
> reading and quoting out of context. He's ultimately as confused as you
> are. He's also a blasphemer. Why would you take the word of a
> blasphemer over that of the True People of God? Why? Can't you see
> he's working for the devil -- and only wants you to join him in hell?
Max, you're such a drama queen...
Radclyffe Hall
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>An evil lesbian misusing the name Radclyffe Hall wrote:
You have no evidence that I am not Radclyffe Hall. As Eileen
pointed out, the Lesbian Immortals of the West Bank never die.
>> You are assuming I am dead.
>
>I am assuming no such thing. I know that you, personally, are alive.
>You're just not Radclyffe Hall.
Or so you believe...
>> Time changes everything. My book is no longer banned.
>
>Your book?
Yes. "Well of Loneliness." Have you not heard of it?
>> In fact, it is widely read.
>
>I've been told that the professors who teach the Human Sexuality course
>at New Sodom State University recently retired in favor of "The Price
>of Salt" because the inverts in that novel don't suffer as much
>anguish.
I do not keep tabs on who has and has not read the book. Only
that it is being read.
>If the British courts ordered that no copy of "The Well of Loneliness"
>should be spared, it stands to reason that the novel was preserved by
>scofflaws and criminals. Interesting company you keep, no?
I would highly recommend you read the book before you make
disparaging remarks.
>> Each one I read teaches me how not to act on the Internet.
>
>And yet you still manage to make an ass of yourself here nearly every
>day.
You are the only one who seems to think I am making a fool of
myself. All the other posters know you to be the fool.
>> No, I am laughing at the posts from you and the members of
>> your church.
>
>We are Our Lord's Modern-Day Disciples.
Every church makes that claim. I have yet to see evidence that
you are any different than anyone else.
> Your minds are focused on nasty cracks and little else, I gather.
I am widely known to have an intellect that far surpasses
"nasty cracks."
>> Bill posted his list, so I will not bore you by repeating
>> them.
>
>And how does someone who doesn't even know who she is know these are
>lies?
I know who I am.
> I happen to know that most of those statements are entirely true.
So why will they not prove their claims? Such proof would
widely increase the prestige of your church. Do you not desire more
converts?
> My guess is that your friend Bill doesn't understand what he's
>reading and quoting out of context.
If that is your belief, go back to the posts and explain how
Bill is "quoting out of context."
>> Are you saying Thurgood and Lurlean Tucker are not members of
>> your church? Why do they claim membership, then?
>
>They are both members in good standing.
So you accept the sins of members, but condemn those who do
not bow at your feet?
> To the best of my Knowledge, they do not knowingly tell lies.
Have you read their posts? If so, you must know they are
liars. If not, you really should monitor what other people say
publicly in your name.
>> Yes. I passed health class and anatomy and physiology.
>
>What were you taught about lesbianism?
In health class? Only that some people are homosexual. In
anatomy and physiology? Nothing, because it did not pertain to the
objectives of the course.
> I can save America from homosexuals.
But who can save America from you?
>> I cannot think of anyone else who would ruin this country as
>> much as you would.
>
>You've never heard of the Reverend Al Sharpton? Or Louis Farrakhan?
>Or Pat Robertson?
I stand by my earlier statement. I can think of no one who
would ruin this country as much as you would.
> You truly are an idiot, aren't you?
Not at all. My intellect is well-respected among artists and
philosophers in the Northeast.
>> Bush has had nearly five years, but the country is still standing.
>
>But just barely. There are 11 million illegal immigrants in California
>alone. That's a lot of mouths to feed.
So why are you not working to feed them? Jesus preached hope
to the downtrodden. You tell those who are worse off than you to go
back from whence they came. Do you believe that is a Christ-like
action?
>> I have no doubt that after five years of your "rule,"
>> Americans would be begging the British to take us back!
>
>How rude you are!
The truth is painful.
>The nation is already divided between "red" and "blue" regions.
The nation has always been divided. Every nation is such.
>I will unite it once again,
And you call me a fool? Do you not know that it is impossible
to make all people agree with you?
> I will plunder the wealthy
What wealthy? Do you honestly believe that those who have the
resources to leave will stay?
> and pay generous economic reparations to
>the downtrodden and dispossessed of all races.
Do you expect anyone to believe you will care for the needy
then when you refuse to care for them now?
> True Freedom and Justice will prevail as never before.
I suspect you have been reading Orwell - Freedom is Slavery.
>I'll start by replacing the faulty Constitution with the Holy Bible.
The Constitution has sustained our form of government longer
than any government based only on the Bible has lasted. Also, the
Bible does not discuss many issues that are found in today's society.
On that subject, I have a few questions for you...
1) Will you reinforce the legality of abortion since the Bible does
approve of abortion?
2) Where will you built the Temple, since many sacrifices are to be
made there? Also, will you build multiple Temples so that all people
are not required to travel such great distances simultaneously each
year and converse on one spot?
3) Will the citizens of your country be required to follow Jewish
purity laws? If so, where will you keep the goats and doves? How will
you support enough animals so that they can be used as sacrifices and
maintain a viable breeding population?
> Theocratic rule is the only way to run a country.
The leaders may believe that. History shows that the led do
not agree.
>> No doubt Thurgood will die before me.
>
>You can never be sure when God might strike you dead!
God could strike Thurgood dead as well.
>> Lurlean could as well, especially if she continues lurking in park bushes after dark.
>
>Have you seen her in such places during your late-night prowling?
I have not. I made that claim only because she has admitted to
doing so.
>> However, according to your beliefs, the possibility of them
>> earning Heaven are slim.
>
>The possibility are...? Do you take any kind of medication to keep
>your mind clear, my dear?
Before you judge anyone else's writing, I would suggest you
read what Thurgood and Lurlean write. Thurgood is prone to typos and
Lurlean's grammar and spelling are atrocious.
>> Lies have become all they can see and understand. They scoff at the truth
>> and refuse to see the world around them.
>
>What "world" do you imagine they're missing?
The real world. The world that includes good and bad people.
>What exactly makes you think they're telling lies about anything?
I live in the real world. I know many people who prove their
broad statements to be falsehoods.
> How much do you know of the World of Light and God's Presence?
When I refer to the lies, I am not discussing their beliefs
about God. I am discussing their beliefs about homosexuals. A perfect
example is Thurgood's statement a few days ago that all lesbians hate
men and hate penises.
>> If God wanted me to have children, He would have left them on
>> my front porch.
>
>I thought you said you knew where babies come from.
I do. My comment was an attempt at humor, but with a basis in
reality. I have no intention of having children. If God wants me to
have children, He can find a way to force a child upon me.
>I can arrange to have
>children delivered to your front porch if you promise to find a good
>husband to help you take care of them and rear them properly -- if
>that's possible for such a depraved woman.
The only children I would take are Thurgood and Lurlean's
children. No child deserves to be raised by such horrible parents.
>> Such posts should be easy to find.
>
>Then find them yourself.
I searched for holiness+desert, hickey+desert,
grandmother+desert, and hickey+"Middle East." There were no posts from
you discussing a "threat from the desert. Granted, you could have
posted under another name. If that is the case, please inform me of
that name and I will repeat my search.
>> nor have I been a child for many years.
>
>Mature women get married and have children.
Does that mean you consider 14-year old mothers to be mature?
>> How do you know those churches are not "True Christian
>> Churches." Lurlean claims your church has branches all across the
>> nation. If so, how do you know I have not seen those branches?
>
>Branches of God's One True Church are never built in or near slums.
So you do not preach to those who need it the most? Are they
not good enough to be members of your church?
>> My favorite haunts? I do not classify work as a favorite
>> haunt. (In my previous job, I would occasionally have to pass through
>> a "bad" neighborhood when I went to an off-site for meetings.)
>
>I was referring to places where lesbians typically go.
So was I.
>> I doubt that. The children in my neighborhood frequently
>> approach me and ask to pet my dog.
>
>So you use the dog to win friends, is that it?
I did not say that. You said children are afraid of me. I gave
you an example to show you are wrong.
>> I dress like someone of my age. Dress slacks and a blouse.
>
>Decent women wear dresses or skirts, not slacks.
We all know you have never worked in the business world, so
you have no way to know what it is like. If you had ever worked a day
in your life, you would know that slacks are more common than skirts
or dresses for women. That includes women who have done what your
church considers their duty and have had children.
>> Before you critique my typing, perhaps you should speak to
>> Thurgood and Lurlean about their frequent typos.
>
>I already have.
So you know they both make mistakes. Why are you criticizing
mine when they make as many - or more?
>> I do not live anywhere near your main branch and Lurlean has
>> consistently refused to say where other branches can be located. Where
>> else could I purchase the tracts?
>
>What do you plan to do with them?
Buy the tracts you referred to. That was the context of my
question.
>> A claim that has yet to be validated.
>
>Some teachings must simply be believed.
Even Jesus performed miracles to prove He is the Son of God.
Why do you refuse to prove your much smaller claim?
>> Why would anyone ask such a question? A clown is a clown is a
>> clown. Gender is not important.
>
>Gender is of paramount importance! The sex should always be apparent.
Why?
>> As Eileen said, what sin can a 2-year old commit?
>
>A wide variety. Haven't you ever heard of Original Sin?
Original Sin is a Catholic doctrine. According to the Tuckers,
your church does not believe in Catholic teachings.
Radclyffe Hall
Radclyffe Hall
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>An evil lesbian misusing the name Radclyffe Hall wrote:
You have no evidence that I am not Radclyffe Hall. As Eileen
pointed out, the Lesbian Immortals of the West Bank never die.
>> You are assuming I am dead.
>
>I am assuming no such thing. I know that you, personally, are alive.
>You're just not Radclyffe Hall.
Or so you believe...
>> Time changes everything. My book is no longer banned.
>
>Your book?
Yes. "Well of Loneliness." Have you not heard of it?
>> In fact, it is widely read.
>
>I've been told that the professors who teach the Human Sexuality course
>at New Sodom State University recently retired in favor of "The Price
>of Salt" because the inverts in that novel don't suffer as much
>anguish.
I do not keep tabs on who has and has not read the book. Only
that it is being read.
>If the British courts ordered that no copy of "The Well of Loneliness"
>should be spared, it stands to reason that the novel was preserved by
>scofflaws and criminals. Interesting company you keep, no?
I would highly recommend you read the book before you make
disparaging remarks.
>> Each one I read teaches me how not to act on the Internet.
>
>And yet you still manage to make an ass of yourself here nearly every
>day.
You are the only one who seems to think I am making a fool of
myself. All the other posters know you to be the fool.
>> No, I am laughing at the posts from you and the members of
>> your church.
>
>We are Our Lord's Modern-Day Disciples.
Every church makes that claim. I have yet to see evidence that
you are any different than anyone else.
> Your minds are focused on nasty cracks and little else, I gather.
I am widely known to have an intellect that far surpasses
"nasty cracks."
>> Bill posted his list, so I will not bore you by repeating
>> them.
>
>And how does someone who doesn't even know who she is know these are
>lies?
I know who I am.
> I happen to know that most of those statements are entirely true.
So why will they not prove their claims? Such proof would
widely increase the prestige of your church. Do you not desire more
converts?
> My guess is that your friend Bill doesn't understand what he's
>reading and quoting out of context.
If that is your belief, go back to the posts and explain how
Bill is "quoting out of context."
>> Are you saying Thurgood and Lurlean Tucker are not members of
>> your church? Why do they claim membership, then?
>
>They are both members in good standing.
So you accept the sins of members, but condemn those who do
not bow at your feet?
> To the best of my Knowledge, they do not knowingly tell lies.
Have you read their posts? If so, you must know they are
liars. If not, you really should monitor what other people say
publicly in your name.
>> Yes. I passed health class and anatomy and physiology.
>
>What were you taught about lesbianism?
In health class? Only that some people are homosexual. In
anatomy and physiology? Nothing, because it did not pertain to the
objectives of the course.
> I can save America from homosexuals.
But who can save America from you?
>> I cannot think of anyone else who would ruin this country as
>> much as you would.
>
>You've never heard of the Reverend Al Sharpton? Or Louis Farrakhan?
>Or Pat Robertson?
I stand by my earlier statement. I can think of no one who
would ruin this country as much as you would.
> You truly are an idiot, aren't you?
Not at all. My intellect is well-respected among artists and
philosophers in the Northeast.
>> Bush has had nearly five years, but the country is still standing.
>
>But just barely. There are 11 million illegal immigrants in California
>alone. That's a lot of mouths to feed.
So why are you not working to feed them? Jesus preached hope
to the downtrodden. You tell those who are worse off than you to go
back from whence they came. Do you believe that is a Christ-like
action?
>> I have no doubt that after five years of your "rule,"
>> Americans would be begging the British to take us back!
>
>How rude you are!
The truth is painful.
>The nation is already divided between "red" and "blue" regions.
The nation has always been divided. Every nation is such.
>I will unite it once again,
And you call me a fool? Do you not know that it is impossible
to make all people agree with you?
> I will plunder the wealthy
What wealthy? Do you honestly believe that those who have the
resources to leave will stay?
> and pay generous economic reparations to
>the downtrodden and dispossessed of all races.
Do you expect anyone to believe you will care for the needy
then when you refuse to care for them now?
> True Freedom and Justice will prevail as never before.
I suspect you have been reading Orwell - Freedom is Slavery.
>I'll start by replacing the faulty Constitution with the Holy Bible.
The Constitution has sustained our form of government longer
than any government based only on the Bible has lasted. Also, the
Bible does not discuss many issues that are found in today's society.
On that subject, I have a few questions for you...
1) Will you reinforce the legality of abortion since the Bible does
approve of abortion?
2) Where will you built the Temple, since many sacrifices are to be
made there? Also, will you build multiple Temples so that all people
are not required to travel such great distances simultaneously each
year and converse on one spot?
3) Will the citizens of your country be required to follow Jewish
purity laws? If so, where will you keep the goats and doves? How will
you support enough animals so that they can be used as sacrifices and
maintain a viable breeding population?
> Theocratic rule is the only way to run a country.
The leaders may believe that. History shows that the led do
not agree.
>> No doubt Thurgood will die before me.
>
>You can never be sure when God might strike you dead!
God could strike Thurgood dead as well.
>> Lurlean could as well, especially if she continues lurking in park bushes after dark.
>
>Have you seen her in such places during your late-night prowling?
I have not. I made that claim only because she has admitted to
doing so.
>> However, according to your beliefs, the possibility of them
>> earning Heaven are slim.
>
>The possibility are...? Do you take any kind of medication to keep
>your mind clear, my dear?
Before you judge anyone else's writing, I would suggest you
read what Thurgood and Lurlean write. Thurgood is prone to typos and
Lurlean's grammar and spelling are atrocious.
>> Lies have become all they can see and understand. They scoff at the truth
>> and refuse to see the world around them.
>
>What "world" do you imagine they're missing?
The real world. The world that includes good and bad people.
>What exactly makes you think they're telling lies about anything?
I live in the real world. I know many people who prove their
broad statements to be falsehoods.
> How much do you know of the World of Light and God's Presence?
When I refer to the lies, I am not discussing their beliefs
about God. I am discussing their beliefs about homosexuals. A perfect
example is Thurgood's statement a few days ago that all lesbians hate
men and hate penises.
>> If God wanted me to have children, He would have left them on
>> my front porch.
>
>I thought you said you knew where babies come from.
I do. My comment was an attempt at humor, but with a basis in
reality. I have no intention of having children. If God wants me to
have children, He can find a way to force a child upon me.
>I can arrange to have
>children delivered to your front porch if you promise to find a good
>husband to help you take care of them and rear them properly -- if
>that's possible for such a depraved woman.
The only children I would take are Thurgood and Lurlean's
children. No child deserves to be raised by such horrible parents.
>> Such posts should be easy to find.
>
>Then find them yourself.
I searched for holiness+desert, hickey+desert,
grandmother+desert, and hickey+"Middle East." There were no posts from
you discussing a "threat from the desert. Granted, you could have
posted under another name. If that is the case, please inform me of
that name and I will repeat my search.
>> nor have I been a child for many years.
>
>Mature women get married and have children.
Does that mean you consider 14-year old mothers to be mature?
>> How do you know those churches are not "True Christian
>> Churches." Lurlean claims your church has branches all across the
>> nation. If so, how do you know I have not seen those branches?
>
>Branches of God's One True Church are never built in or near slums.
So you do not preach to those who need it the most? Are they
not good enough to be members of your church?
>> My favorite haunts? I do not classify work as a favorite
>> haunt. (In my previous job, I would occasionally have to pass through
>> a "bad" neighborhood when I went to an off-site for meetings.)
>
>I was referring to places where lesbians typically go.
So was I.
>> I doubt that. The children in my neighborhood frequently
>> approach me and ask to pet my dog.
>
>So you use the dog to win friends, is that it?
I did not say that. You said children are afraid of me. I gave
you an example to show you are wrong.
>> I dress like someone of my age. Dress slacks and a blouse.
>
>Decent women wear dresses or skirts, not slacks.
We all know you have never worked in the business world, so
you have no way to know what it is like. If you had ever worked a day
in your life, you would know that slacks are more common than skirts
or dresses for women. That includes women who have done what your
church considers their duty and have had children.
>> Before you critique my typing, perhaps you should speak to
>> Thurgood and Lurlean about their frequent typos.
>
>I already have.
So you know they both make mistakes. Why are you criticizing
mine when they make as many - or more?
>> I do not live anywhere near your main branch and Lurlean has
>> consistently refused to say where other branches can be located. Where
>> else could I purchase the tracts?
>
>What do you plan to do with them?
Buy the tracts you referred to. That was the context of my
question.
>> A claim that has yet to be validated.
>
>Some teachings must simply be believed.
Even Jesus performed miracles to prove He is the Son of God.
Why do you refuse to prove your much smaller claim?
>> Why would anyone ask such a question? A clown is a clown is a
>> clown. Gender is not important.
>
>Gender is of paramount importance! The sex should always be apparent.
Why?
>> As Eileen said, what sin can a 2-year old commit?
>
>A wide variety. Haven't you ever heard of Original Sin?
Original Sin is a Catholic doctrine. According to the Tuckers,
Radclyffe Hall
<wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>Grandmother Super-Holiness wrote:
>> An evil lesbian misusing the name Radclyffe Hall wrote:
>> > Each one I read teaches me how not to act on the Internet.
>>
>> And yet you still manage to make an ass of yourself here nearly every
>> day. I suppose it garners you favor with the devil to misbehave as you
>> do.
>
>Nah, she's just making fun of you, and rightfully so.
That is so crude. I prefer to think that I am obtaining an
education anywhere I can.
>> > No, I am laughing at the posts from you and the members of
>> > your church.
>>
>> We are Our Lord's Modern-Day Disciples. I don't expect confused
>> lesbians to be able to recognize us as the Children of God that we are.
>> Your minds are focused on nasty cracks and little else, I gather.
>
>Well, that's where YOUR mind may be focused, but other people don't
>think about sex quite as much as you do.
They do seem to have an obsession with sex. Perhaps the
healthy living Lurlean discussed involves a dietary supplement with
steroids...
>People who post things about sex as often as you do are obviously extremely
>sexually frustrated.
I thought that issue was already known.
>> > Bill posted his list, so I will not bore you by repeating
>> > them.
>>
>> And how does someone who doesn't even know who she is know these are
>> lies? I happen to know that most of those statements are entirely
>> true.
>
>"Most"? Are you saying that you're admitting that some aren't true?
>That still means that Thurgood and Lurlean are lying about some things.
Nice catch, sir.
>> My guess is that your friend Bill doesn't understand what he's reading and quoting out
>> of context.
>
>Guess again, Max. I understood perfectly. I even left a link after
>each lie so that anyone could go back and see the context of those
>lies.
>> He's ultimately as confused as you are.
>
>Projecting again, Max?
The poor man. Do have some pity on him.
>> He's also a blasphemer. Why would you take the word of a blasphemer over
>> that of the True People of God?
>
>Who are they, Max?
I have no idea. Unless they believe they are the original
followers brought back to life.
>> > Are you saying Thurgood and Lurlean Tucker are not members of
>> > your church? Why do they claim membership, then?
>>
>> They are both members in good standing. To the best of my Knowledge,
>> they do not knowingly tell lies.
>
>Then why when they're caught don't they admit to their lies?
Is faith not believing something despite overwhelming evidence
to the contrary?
>> > I do not live anywhere near your main branch and Lurlean has
>> > consistently refused to say where other branches can be located. Where
>> > else could I purchase the tracts?
>>
>> What do you plan to do with them?
>
>What does it matter? Jack Chick sells his tracts without asking
>questions like that. If you actually had any tracts you would be glad
>to sell them no matter what.
I suspect those would be the only tracts they ever sold.
Radclyffe Hall
Bill Baker
<radc...@hotmail.spam.com> wrote in message
news:<v2mkl15dr582e7ltb...@4ax.com>...
> On 20 Oct 2005 01:00:04 -0700, "Bill Baker" <wba...@postini.spamcon.org>
> wrote:
>
>>Grandmother Super-Holiness wrote:
>>> An evil lesbian misusing the name Radclyffe Hall wrote:
>
>>> > Each one I read teaches me how not to act on the Internet.
>>>
>>> And yet you still manage to make an ass of yourself here nearly every
>>> day. I suppose it garners you favor with the devil to misbehave as
>>> you do.
>>
>>Nah, she's just making fun of you, and rightfully so.
>
> That is so crude. I prefer to think that I am obtaining an
> education anywhere I can.
To-may-to to-mah-to. <g>
>>> > No, I am laughing at the posts from you and the members of
>>> > your church.
>>>
>>> We are Our Lord's Modern-Day Disciples. I don't expect confused
>>> lesbians to be able to recognize us as the Children of God that we
>>> are.
>>> Your minds are focused on nasty cracks and little else, I gather.
>>
>>Well, that's where YOUR mind may be focused, but other people don't
>>think about sex quite as much as you do.
>
> They do seem to have an obsession with sex. Perhaps the
> healthy living Lurlean discussed involves a dietary supplement with
> steroids...
I think they're just extremely sexually frustrated. They seem to be going
out of their mind with frustration.
>>People who post things about sex as often as you do are obviously
>>extremely sexually frustrated.
>
> I thought that issue was already known.
Yeah, I just like to point it out.
>>> > Bill posted his list, so I will not bore you by repeating
>>> > them.
>>>
>>> And how does someone who doesn't even know who she is know these are
>>> lies? I happen to know that most of those statements are entirely
>>> true.
>>
>>"Most"? Are you saying that you're admitting that some aren't true?
>>That still means that Thurgood and Lurlean are lying about some things.
>
> Nice catch, sir.
Thank you. :-)
>>> My guess is that your friend Bill doesn't understand what he's reading
>>> and quoting out of context.
>>
>>Guess again, Max. I understood perfectly. I even left a link after
>>each lie so that anyone could go back and see the context of those lies.
>
>>> He's ultimately as confused as you are.
>>
>>Projecting again, Max?
>
> The poor man. Do have some pity on him.
Nah, this is fun. :-)
>>> He's also a blasphemer. Why would you take the word of a blasphemer
>>> over that of the True People of God?
>>
>>Who are they, Max?
>
> I have no idea. Unless they believe they are the original
> followers brought back to life.
I wouldn't doubt that they think that.
>>> > Are you saying Thurgood and Lurlean Tucker are not members of
>>> > your church? Why do they claim membership, then?
>>>
>>> They are both members in good standing. To the best of my Knowledge,
>>> they do not knowingly tell lies.
>>
>>Then why when they're caught don't they admit to their lies?
>
> Is faith not believing something despite overwhelming evidence
> to the contrary?
No, that's just stupidity.
>>> > I do not live anywhere near your main branch and Lurlean has
>>> > consistently refused to say where other branches can be located.
>>> > Where else could I purchase the tracts?
>>>
>>> What do you plan to do with them?
>>
>>What does it matter? Jack Chick sells his tracts without asking
>>questions like that. If you actually had any tracts you would be glad
>>to sell them no matter what.
>
> I suspect those would be the only tracts they ever sold.
Probably.
--
Q. How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let's go ride a bike.
Grandmother Super-Holiness
Radclyffe Hall tried in vain to spread her confusion to others again:
> You have no evidence that I am not Radclyffe Hall.
I certainly have. I've seen the real Radclyffe Hall burning in homo
hell. That's proof enough for me.
> As Eileen
Eileen? She's even more of an alias factory that you are!
> pointed out, the Lesbian Immortals of the West Bank never die.
They not only die, they go straight to hell immediately afterwards.
Keep their company long enough and you'll see for yourself. It's all a
masquerade.
> Or so you believe...
Unlike you, I can tell Truth from falsehood. It's not unusual for
homosexuals to live a lie. The whole lifestyle is based on confusion.
> Yes. "Well of Loneliness." Have you not heard of it?
Yes, I have. I told you we burn copies at Our Most Holy Church
regularly. Have you forgotten already? It's a worthless piece of
trash -- but it was written long before you were born. That I know.
> I do not keep tabs on who has and has not read the book. Only
> that it is being read.
I'd say it's being read less and less often as the years go by. It
will be completely banned in My Holy Theocracy.
> I would highly recommend you read the book before you make
> disparaging remarks.
I read it and I can tell you it's pure filth!
> You are the only one who seems to think I am making a fool of
> myself.
So do Thurgood, Lurlean, and Sunshine, so I am not alone. And I didn't
say "fool." I said "ass."
> All the other posters know you to be the fool.
I don't care in the least what confused sexual deviates think of me.
They will all be institutionalized in the Coming Kingdom.
> Every church makes that claim. I have yet to see evidence that
> you are any different than anyone else.
You haven't come to Our Holy Church to see miracles being performed.
Only this morning I personally cast the demons out of a disturbed
homosexual and made him whole again. The whole congregation rose up
and cried, "Amen!" as Satan's demons scurried back into the Pit of
Hell. Hallelujah!
> I am widely known to have an intellect that far surpasses
> "nasty cracks."
"Widely known" by whom? Other sexual deviates? They don't count.
> I know who I am.
You may or may not -- but you certainly claim to be someone you aren't!
> So why will they not prove their claims? Such proof would
> widely increase the prestige of your church. Do you not desire more
> converts?
No. Many are called, but few are chosen. I will, however, respond to
a few of your blasphemous friend Bill's ugly assertions against the
True People of God.
Blaspheming Bill calls Dr. Tucker's revelation that "high schools give
kids condoms and birth control pills..." a lie. The fact is that
school boards across the country make decisions about how much birth
control information, if any, to give to high school students. In many
parts of the country, "abstinence only" education is the norm. That is
as it should be. In others, individual school districts may opt to
facilitate contact between students and the doctors who prescribe birth
control pills. Dr. Tucker never said that high school teachers
actually distribute birth control pills to students, although I'm sure
it's happened here and there. When a third of the sixteen-year-olds in
your school are pregnant, you've got to do something. In at least one
New York school district a sex education teacher brings her personal
gynecologist into the classroom to discuss birth control options with
her students, or at least she did a few years ago. The Bush
administration has curtailed some of these activities. Since the
individual high school boards are deciding whether or not to offer
their student bodies birth control options, I think it'as fair to say
that high schools are giving birth control pills to children. What's
worse, some high school teachers direct teenagers to doctors who will
murder living fetuses. They may not be performing the procedure, or
even advising it, but don't imaging that God Almighty doesn't hold
accountable any teacher who steers a child toward a
fetus-killing quack.
In most cases I believe Blaspheming Bill simply didn't understand the
Tuckers' revelations. They aren't lies. In the example above Dr.
Tucker was simply putting the responsibility for children having access
to birth control pills where it belongs.
Now Sister Lurlean, I'll admit, has a novel take on the Truth that not
everyone in even Our Most Holy Church can appreciate, but that doesn't
make her a liar. Blaspheming Bill imagines that her statement, "He
goes to one [orgy] every day I hear" is a lie. How can Blaspheming
Bill possibly know what Sister Lurlean has or has not heard? And who
started the discussion about orgy-going in the first place? It was he!
In many cases she's simply stating her opinion, or speculating about
what a man who says he was about to go to an orgy with five other men
might do with his spare time. Not all orgies involve sex, either, so
if his mind weren't in the gutter to begin with, maybe it wouldn't be
so difficult to understand Sister Lurlean's preaching.
> If that is your belief, go back to the posts and explain how
> Bill is "quoting out of context."
I already did. Sister Lurlean has already explained why she drew the
conclusions she drew about Blaspheming Bill and Curtsybear. I have
nothing to add to it. You'll notice how Bill quotes only one sentence
at a time, sometimes a sentence fragment, and never addresses the
contextual material that prompted it -- such as his own admission that
he was about to go to an orgy with five other men. Blaspheming Bill is
himself an admitted liar. He admits that his idea that "Lurlean
explains her exhibitionism to the police" is a lie, but he won't stop
repeating it? Do you know the old adage about the pot and the kettle?
Why don't you apply it? You're a liar yourself. Don't even try to
deny it.
> So you accept the sins of members, but condemn those who do
> not bow at your feet?
I can excuse the small sins of the People of God if they sincerely
atone for them. The sins of unrepentant sexual deviates are another
matter enirely. They put people in grave danger. Sister Lurlean's
often novel take on Reality never does.
> Have you read their posts? If so, you must know they are
> liars.
No. I know they aren't!
> If not, you really should monitor what other people say publicly in your name.
I do. They're People of God like me, not blasphemers like Bill or
imposters like you.
> In health class? Only that some people are homosexual.
That was not enough informaion. You should have been taught that
homosexuality is caused by demonic possession and can be cured through
exorcism.
> In anatomy and physiology? Nothing, because it did not pertain to the
> objectives of the course.
Was the subject of demonic possession addressed at all in this
so-called class?
> But who can save America from you?
Who would want to? I will bring True Peace, Justice, and Happiness to
the Land of the Free and the Home of the Godly.
> I stand by my earlier statement.
You're more ignorant than I imagined. I'll pick out a good asylum to
house you in for the duration of my Holy Reign as Your Black Queen.
I'll see to it that you're made comfortable in your nice rubber room.
> I can think of no one who would ruin this country as much as you would.
Your faculties must be severely limited then.
> Not at all. My intellect is well-respected among artists and
> philosophers in the Northeast.
Can you name five such persons who respect you?
> So why are you not working to feed them? Jesus preached hope
> to the downtrodden. You tell those who are worse off than you to go
> back from whence they came. Do you believe that is a Christ-like
> action?
I certainly do. Eventually we will annex Mexico and provide for its
people. For the time being they need to learn how to improve
conditions in their own country, not just cross our borders with their
hands out.
> The truth is painful.
That was not the Truth. Eventually Britain will be rallying for me to
annex their nation as well.
> The nation has always been divided. Every nation is such.
I will still unite it under a Black Banner and an Obsidian Throne!
> And you call me a fool?
I haven't -- but if the shoe fits, perhaps you should wear it, don't
you think?
> Do you not know that it is impossible to make all people agree with you?
They won't all have to agree with me as long as they obey my Sacred
Decrees.
> What wealthy? Do you honestly believe that those who have the
> resources to leave will stay?
They may go if they insist, but they must leave their wealth behind.
People aren't going to take farms, factories, and natural resources out
of my Sacred Kingdom. Those who love Righteousness won't want to leave
at all. Even if a few perverts like you move to France, throngs will
be ready to step in at a moment's notice if I ever decide to allow them
across the borders. I will end our dependence on foreign oil, then
annex Holy Israel and expand it from Ethiopia into Iraq.
> Do you expect anyone to believe you will care for the needy
> then when you refuse to care for them now?
I do care for them now -- as long as they're in this country legally
and deserving of my solicitude. You're forgetting about the millions
of American Black brothers and sisters displaced by pagan illegal
immigrants, not to mention the Native American peoples who can't find
decent jobs. Should I neglect them in favor of people who don't even
want to learn Holy English, pay taxes, have their children immunized,
or come to a complete stop at every red light and stop sign?
> I suspect you have been reading Orwell - Freedom is Slavery.
There is economic slavery in this country right now. I plan to put an
end to it. George Orwell was not describing a Holy Theocracy in his
book.
> The Constitution has sustained our form of government longer
> than any government based only on the Bible has lasted.
Are you sure about that? How long did the House of Judah reign over
Holy Israel?
> Also, the Bible does not discuss many issues that are found in today's society.
It addresses every aspect of the human condition, either directly or
indirectly.
> On that subject, I have a few questions for you...
I have all the answers.
> 1) Will you reinforce the legality of abortion since the Bible does
> approve of abortion?
A woman who is raped by an undesirable will be given access to a
morning-after abortifacient. Incestuous activity that does not involve
rape will be exempt from this law. Otherwise, abortion on demand will
be criminalized. Those who either procure or perform it will be put to
death. The Holy Bible does not "approve of" the murder of living
fetuses. Like most sexual deviates, you've simply misread the Sacred
Text.
> 2) Where will you built
Where will I built? What is that supposed to mean?
> the Temple, since many sacrifices are to be made there?
You obviously haven't studied the teachings of the Holy Prophets. Why
am I not surprised? The State Temple will be erected in South Dallas,
Texas, but no animal sacrifices will be performed there.
> Also, will you build multiple Temples so that all people
> are not required to travel such great distances simultaneously each
> year and converse
Converse? Such ignorance!
> on one spot?
There will be True Christian Churches in every city. There will also
be full freedom of religion throughout the country. Every church
except for God's One True Church -- ours --
will be taxed, however, and that will drive a great many of them out of
business.
> 3) Will the citizens of your country be required to follow Jewish
> purity laws?
Not all of them.
> If so, where will you keep the goats and doves?
In the same places goats and doves are kept today. You obviously
stopped your study of the Holy Bible with the Book of Deuteronomy. I
said the Holy Bible will become our Law, not only the Holy Torah.
> How will you support enough animals so that they can be used as sacrifices and
> maintain a viable breeding population?
There will be no more animal sacrifices. That obligation has been
fulfilled.
> The leaders may believe that. History shows that the led do not agree.
Those whom I lead will agree wholeheartedly. I will rule with an Iron
Scepter!
> God could strike Thurgood dead as well.
It's more likely that God will strike you dead because of your many and
numerous sins. Dr. Tucker is more likely to be raptured directly into
the Kingdom of Heaven.
> I have not. I made that claim only because she has admitted to
> doing so.
I'm sure you're taking her words out of context. Since she's had her
children, she would do no such thing. I believe she is with child
again. Praise the Lord for that!
> Before you judge anyone else's writing, I would suggest you
> read what Thurgood and Lurlean write. Thurgood is prone to typos and
> Lurlean's grammar and spelling are atrocious.
Sister Lurlean writes in Southern Country English, which is an
established dialect of American English. I thought sexual deviates
supported linguistic diversity. Are you saying that you really only
care about sexual diversity? And particularly homosexual diversity?
What hypocrisy!
> The real world. The world that includes good and bad people.
They see both good and bad people. New Sodom is full of mostly bad
people. That doesn't mean we should ignore the evil that such people
do every day and not try to starighten out what is crooked.
> I live in the real world.
No. You live in a fantasy world that has become real to you in which
you imagine you're Radclyffe Hall and in which God excuses sexual
atrocities. One day you will find that neither supposition is true.
You are not Radclyffe Hall and God punishes homosexuals severely for
their travesty of His Holy Family Unit.
> I know many people who prove their broad statements to be falsehoods.
I'm sure you do. Dr. and Sister Tucker are not among them, however.
> When I refer to the lies, I am not discussing their beliefs
> about God.
I notice you couldn't answer the question directly.
> I am discussing their beliefs about homosexuals.
Homosexuals are evil people in God's sight.
> A perfect example is Thurgood's statement a few days ago that all lesbians hate
> men and hate penises.
Don't they feel a sexual antipathy toward men and their Sacred
Reproductive Organs? That's what he means by hate. Didn't he also say
that lesbians quickly grow sexually frustrated and often seek out men
to give them the satisfaction that lesbian sex cannot provide?
> I do. My comment was an attempt at humor, but with a basis in
> reality. I have no intention of having children. If God wants me to
> have children, He can find a way to force a child upon me.
He won't force children on you. He will force you into hell for
deciding not to obey His Holy Laws.
> The only children I would take are Thurgood and Lurlean's
> children. No child deserves to be raised by such horrible parents.
The Tuckers are not horrible parents! You don't even know them.
> I searched for holiness+desert, hickey+desert,
> grandmother+desert, and hickey+"Middle East." There were no posts from
> you discussing a "threat from the desert. Granted, you could have
> posted under another name. If that is the case, please inform me of
> that name and I will repeat my search.
What I wrote was that the Arabs and so-called Palestinians were
terror-mongers.
> Does that mean you consider 14-year old mothers to be mature?
Sometimes.
> So you do not preach to those who need it the most? Are they
> not good enough to be members of your church?
Members of Our Most Holy Church normally become financially secure soon
after linking their bank accounts to ours. If they lived in slums to
begin with, we move them out. We have missions in a few slums, but the
actual Holy Churches are supposed to give Glory to God and are
therefore built only in nice neighborhoods where the crime rate is low.
> So was I.
What were you looking for in the slums if not a lesbian bar or sex
club? Surely you don't pick up rough trade off the streets.
> I did not say that. You said children are afraid of me. I gave
> you an example to show you are wrong.
That example doesn't prove much other than that children are more
insterested in your dog than you. Perhaps they feel sorry for it and
what you put it through. Didn't you have two dogs recently?
> We all know you have never worked in the business world,
If you mean the corporate whorehouse, you're right. I want no part of
it.
> so you have no way to know what it is like. If you had ever worked a day
> in your life, you would know that slacks are more common than skirts
> or dresses for women.
In many parts of the world, fornication is more common than marriage.
That doesn't make it right. Do you think you can vote down the Laws of
God?
> That includes women who have done what your church considers their duty and have had
> children.
I've been in many offices where women wear skirts. Perhaps in some
factories that's not practical, but in most offices it is. Do you wear
men's clothes in general?
> So you know they both make mistakes. Why are you criticizing
> mine when they make as many - or more?
I'm giving you the help you need to find the Pathway to Paradise. So
far you keep straying down the Highway to Hell.
> Buy the tracts you referred to. That was the context of my
> question.
What are you going to do with them once you buy them?
> Even Jesus performed miracles to prove He is the Son of God.
> Why do you refuse to prove your much smaller claim?
Because God demands Faith in what is Holy, True, and Good.
> Why?
The Bible says so.
> Original Sin is a Catholic doctrine. According to the Tuckers,
> your church does not believe in Catholic teachings.
We don't accept that so-called "church's" interpretation of that
doctrine, but we do believe that children begin sinning from a very
early age. God can also afflict people to keep them from sinning, or
to test their obedience in His Holy Laws and Promises.
Jesus Loves EVEN You,
Lying Lesbian That You Are!
Reverend Grandmother Henrietta "Holiness" Hickey
America's Future Holy Black Queen
Bill Baker
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1130099760.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>...
> A confused lesbian masquerading as the long-dead (and long-damned)
> Radclyffe Hall tried in vain to spread her confusion to others again:
<snip>
Hi, Max. You're up for the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet and the 72
Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award as soon as the FNVW accepts the
nominations. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. I hope you win.
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/nominations.html
--
Bill Baker
deserves his 72 Raisins.