Brother Jack's Latest HOLY Tract!
Holy Queen Henrietta
Gospel Tract about the evils of Islam. It exposes the Truth about
Mohammed and his reign of terror -- which has been thoroughly
whitewashed by Moslems who can't bear to face the ugly truth about
their Satanic pseudo-religion.
Do we really need such hateful, intolerant excuses for humanity in this
country? I don't think so. They march in the streets of this country
calling for the destruction of Holy Israel -- the ONLY True Democracy
in the Middle East. I regularly spread the flag of the fictitious
country "Palestine" on the floor of my Holiness Help Center and force
Arabs to trample on it before they can apply for aid. I don't know
what they need it for. Aren't there any Moslem charities that actually
feed the hungry, treat the sick, or find jobs for the poor? None that
I can see. All they seem to do is make bombs, indoctrinate young
people to use them, and stir up more intolerance and bigotry against
God's Chosen People -- the original Black Jews and their white
descendants the white Jews. And even though they claim not to drink
they usually run liquor stores that sell to underage African Americans.
Can't we put a stop to such evil?
I tell any Arab woman who comes to me for help that she'll have to
remove the draperies she typically wears if she wants to talk to any
member of my staff. I don't care how many children she has in tow.
It's absolutely sexist for them to force women to wear heavy shrouds
made from cheap, stifling drapery material, much of it clumsily pinned
together, while the men get to wear comfortable jeans and flip flops
when it's warm outside. Our Holy Church's Mother Lurlean actually rips
the veils off such women -- whom Brother Michael Savage calls the
"women of cover" -- and invites them to discover True Religion at Our
Church -- God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance. Many of them come
out of curiosity.
I went in to one of those Arab coffee houses a few days ago and bought
a framed photo of the Great Mosque and the Kaaba. I took it out on the
sidewalk and smashed it to bits to show the owners how I feel about
their evil mind-control cult. Hahahahaha! That'll teach them. An old
man in the store started clutching is chest like Fred Sanford
pretending to have a heart attack when he saw me. He survived just
fine as soon as I got back in my car. It was all an act in the first
place -- on his part.
Please follow this URL and learn the Truth for yourselves:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a
Jesus Loves EVEN You,
Unbelieving Infidels That You Are!
-|-
|
Holy Queen Henrietta I
YOUR Soon-to-Be Black Monarch
And Enemy of Islam and Other Forms of Satanism
© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
Andrealphus
Henrietta at penici...@wowmail.com, typed this:
> My good friend Brother Jack Chick has just come out with a new Holy
> Gospel Tract about the evils of Islam.
That's pretty coincidental. The Islam Nation has just come out with a new
Holy Koran Tract about the evils of Brother Jack Chick.
--
Question with boldness even the existence of god; because if there be
one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded
fear. - Thomas Jefferson
Bretts The Apostle
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>My good friend Brother Jack Chick has just come out with a new Holy
ROFLMAO! Henrietta, er, I mean Your Majesty! You're the greatest!
>Š 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
>All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
LOL! You rock! All hail Queen Henrietta!
Craig Chilton -- Help to Make the USA Bigotry-FREE!
"Holy Queen Henrietta"
<GARBAGE flushed>
"Holy" and YOU = oxymoron.
-- Craig Chilton <xanad...@mchsi.com>
Holy Queen Henrietta
USA Bigotry-FREE! -- so he just drones on as follows:
> <GARBAGE flushed>
That was the Gospel of Our Lord that you deleted. You will suffer for
that! Don't you know I speak on God's behalf?
> "Holy" and YOU = oxymoron.
When you're frying in the darkest depths of ETERNAL hellfire, you will
eat your words as you weep and wail and gnash your teeth in unending
agony. The time is short for a senile old bum like you, but you can
still repent and join Us if you really want to. That means retracting
every word you've ever written against me or any member of Our Holy
church in good standing.
Jesus Is Watching You,
Heathen Scab That You Are!
-|-
|
Queen Henrietta I
YOUR Holy Black Monarch
Bretts of The Apocalypse
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Depraved Old Godger Craig Chilton Is Incapable of Helping to Make the
>USA Bigotry-FREE! -- so he just drones on as follows:
>
>> <GARBAGE flushed>
>
>That was the Gospel of Our Lord that you deleted. You will suffer for
>that! Don't you know I speak on God's behalf?
>
>> "Holy" and YOU = oxymoron.
>
>When you're frying in the darkest depths of ETERNAL hellfire, you will
>eat your words as you weep and wail and gnash your teeth in unending
>agony. The time is short for a senile old bum like you, but you can
>still repent and join Us if you really want to. That means retracting
>every word you've ever written against me or any member of Our Holy
>church in good standing.
>
>
>Jesus Is Watching You,
>Heathen Scab That You Are!
>-|-
> |
>Queen Henrietta I
>YOUR Holy Black Monarch
>
>
>Š 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
>All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
LOL. You are *so* cool. :)
Maud Gonne
Bretts The Apostle wrote:
> On 16 Jul 2006 18:10:52 -0700, "Holy Queen Henrietta"
> <penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
> Our Holy Church's Mother Lurlean actually rips
> >the veils off such women -- whom Brother Michael Savage calls the
> >"women of cover" -- and invites them to discover True Religion at Our
> >Church -- God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance. Many of them come
> >out of curiosity.
Give that Lurlean hands out with a bunch of Butch Lesbians, my gues is that she
is uncovering more than their faces, and trying to inspire other kinds of
curiousity than religious....
>
>
> > |
> >Holy Queen Henrietta I
> >YOUR Soon-to-Be Black Monarch
> >And Enemy of Islam and Other Forms of Satanism
> >
> >
> >Š 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> >All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
>
> LOL! You rock! All hail Queen Henrietta!
You just like her tits.
--
Maud Gonne
One of the Lesbian Immortals
We Never Die
"They may batter us to pieces but they will never extinguish our hope."
Maud Gonne
Holy Queen Henrietta wrote:
> Depraved Old Godger Craig Chilton Is Incapable of Helping to Make the
> USA Bigotry-FREE! -- so he just drones on as follows:
>
> > <GARBAGE flushed>
>
> That was the Gospel of Our Lord that you deleted. You will suffer for
> that! Don't you know I speak on God's behalf?
Interesting. I speak on Sappho's behalf.
>
>
> > "Holy" and YOU = oxymoron.
>
> When you're frying in the darkest depths of ETERNAL hellfire, you will
> eat your words as you weep and wail and gnash your teeth in unending
> agony. The time is short for a senile old bum like you, but you can
> still repent and join Us if you really want to. That means retracting
> every word you've ever written against me or any member of Our Holy
> church in good standing.
It is so hard to tell who is in good standing without a scorecard.
Are the men who rape Lesbians in good standing?
Is Lurlean and her dog-bait peanut butter?
Is Brother Buck, who has non-reproductive sex?
>
>
> Jesus Is Watching You,
> Heathen Scab That You Are!
> -|-
> |
> Queen Henrietta I
> YOUR Holy Black Monarch
Bretts is watching you
To see you unhook your bra.
The Holy Trinity of Bretts
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Bretts The Apostle wrote:
>
>> On 16 Jul 2006 18:10:52 -0700, "Holy Queen Henrietta"
>> <penici...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Our Holy Church's Mother Lurlean actually rips
>> >the veils off such women -- whom Brother Michael Savage calls the
>> >"women of cover" -- and invites them to discover True Religion at Our
>> >Church -- God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance. Many of them come
>> >out of curiosity.
>
>Give that Lurlean hands out with a bunch of Butch Lesbians, my gues is that she
>is uncovering more than their faces, and trying to inspire other kinds of
>curiousity than religious....
>
>>
>>
>> > |
>> >Holy Queen Henrietta I
>> >YOUR Soon-to-Be Black Monarch
>> >And Enemy of Islam and Other Forms of Satanism
>> >
>> >
>> >© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
>> >All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
>>
>> LOL! You rock! All hail Queen Henrietta!
>
>You just like her tits.
So what's your point? :)
__________
In the name of the Motherfucker, Sonofabitch, and Holy Bretts. Amen.
The Holy Trinity of Bretts
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Holy Queen Henrietta wrote:
>
>> Depraved Old Godger Craig Chilton Is Incapable of Helping to Make the
>> USA Bigotry-FREE! -- so he just drones on as follows:
>>
>> > <GARBAGE flushed>
>>
>> That was the Gospel of Our Lord that you deleted. You will suffer for
>> that! Don't you know I speak on God's behalf?
>
>Interesting. I speak on Sappho's behalf.
>
Who has bigger boobs? Sappho or Henrietta? (That's the only
theologically relevant question here.)
Holy Queen Henrietta
masquerades as Maud Gonne-to-Hell befouled the world with her excreta
once again:
> Interesting. I speak on Sappho's behalf.
Sappho has been burning in hell for twenty-five CENTURIES. The only
thing she has to say is "Oh! The agony of this Fiery Pit! Why didn't
I renounce my lesbian lusts when I was still on the Isle of Lesbos?!?!"
It's a demon who speaks through you -- or a full legion of them. God
smote the country with a heat wave today -- to show all of you how much
you'll suffer in the hereafter if you don't repent. Turn now -- or
BURN forever!
> It is so hard to tell who is in good standing without a scorecard.
Perhaps you should apply for one then.
> Are the men who rape Lesbians in good standing?
No. Rape is utterly forbidden in God's Only True Church. If you
weren't so ignorant and prejudiced, you would know that. Our Mighty
Men CLEANSE lesbians. Most are made straight on the spot. All any
lesbian really needs is a good man to give her True Pleasure. All that
vile lesbian licking and fingering only creates strange shudders.
> Is Lurlean and her dog-bait peanut butter?
Mother Tucker does not engage in lesbian sex practices. I saw a book
in a mainstream bookstore today that featured a picture of a lesbian
training her pet poodle to lick her foul-smelling pudenda. Most
lesbians know about this evil practice even if you in your dotage do
not, old lady. Some lesbians even copulate with serpents.
> Is Brother Buck, who has non-reproductive sex?
Yes. His beloved wife was ritually inseminated.
> Bretts is watching you
> To see you unhook your bra.
God will blind him if he dares peep through my dressing room window.
Jesus Loves EVEN You,
Pagan FILTH That You Are!
-|-
|
Queen Henrietta I
YOUR Holy Black Monarch
© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
Craig Chilton -- Help to Make the USA Bigotry-FREE!
<penici...@wowmail.com> spewed:
<GARBAGE flushed>
Hey! M-F!
"Holy" and YOU = oxymoron.
-- Craig Chilton <xanad...@mchsi.com>
Maud Gonne
Holy Queen Henrietta wrote:
> An ancient lesbian who only IMAGINES she looks half her age and who
> masquerades as Maud Gonne-to-Hell befouled the world with her excreta
> once again:
>
> > Interesting. I speak on Sappho's behalf.
>
> Sappho has been burning in hell for twenty-five CENTURIES. The only
> thing she has to say is "Oh! The agony of this Fiery Pit! Why didn't
> I renounce my lesbian lusts when I was still on the Isle of Lesbos?!?!"
> It's a demon who speaks through you -- or a full legion of them. God
> smote the country with a heat wave today -- to show all of you how much
> you'll suffer in the hereafter if you don't repent. Turn now -- or
> BURN forever!
It was a comfortable 80 here with a lovely breeze along the coastline.
Tomorrow I am leaving early to go to the park near work to go seimming off
of the beach with an artist/professor friend who is another Lesbian.
Afterwards, we will have lunch and delicious drinks.
God seems to have missed us with his smiting.
The Goddess, on the other hand, gave us a lovely day.
>
>
> > It is so hard to tell who is in good standing without a scorecard.
>
> Perhaps you should apply for one then.
Can you post it? Is Lurlean's aunt on the good list?
>
>
> > Are the men who rape Lesbians in good standing?
>
> No. Rape is utterly forbidden in God's Only True Church. If you
> weren't so ignorant and prejudiced, you would know that. Our Mighty
> Men CLEANSE lesbians.
The police consider your cleansing rape.
It appears that you are actually just a figurehead now and Thurgood Tucker
is the true spiritual leader of the faith.
Perhaps he ought to become Queen instead.
> Most are made straight on the spot. All any
> lesbian really needs is a good man to give her True Pleasure
True pleasure comes crom the cosmic energy generated by the religious union
of two women making love and honouring the Goddess.
> All that
> vile lesbian licking and fingering only creates strange shudders.
>
> > Is Lurlean and her dog-bait peanut butter?
>
> Mother Tucker does not engage in lesbian sex practices. I saw a book
> in a mainstream bookstore today that featured a picture of a lesbian
> training her pet poodle to lick her foul-smelling pudenda. Most
> lesbians know about this evil practice even if you in your dotage do
> not, old lady. Some lesbians even copulate with serpents.
Name the book, I cannot imagine that such a thing was in a mainstream
bookstore. It is the sort of fantasy that Christian Straight men like
Thurgood drool over.
>
>
> > Is Brother Buck, who has non-reproductive sex?
>
> Yes. His beloved wife was ritually inseminated.
You mean Thurgood coveted and impreganted his neighbor's wife.
>
>
> > Bretts is watching you
> > To see you unhook your bra.
>
> God will blind him if he dares peep through my dressing room window.
>
> Jesus Loves EVEN You,
> Pagan FILTH That You Are!
> -|-
> |
> Queen Henrietta I
> YOUR Holy Black Monarch
Maud Gonne
Your friendly Lesbian Recruiter.
>
>
>
--
Cousin Purlean Huggins
wrote:
> It was a comfortable 80 here with a lovely breeze along the coastline.
> Tomorrow I am leaving early to go to the park near work to go seimming off
> of the beach with an artist/professor friend who is another Lesbian.
For most people, 80 degrees is kind of hot. You must be one of those
sedentary sows that doesn't move around too much, huh?
> Afterwards, we will have lunch and delicious drinks.
Will that be before or after you do each other?
> God seems to have missed us with his smiting.
If you ain't lying again He'll surely catch up with you soon enough and
pound you good -- right where it hurts the most!
> The Goddess, on the other hand, gave us a lovely day.
The "goddess" is just the devil in drag. I can't believe he fools so
many people.
> Can you post it?
Can you PAY for a copy?
> Is Lurlean's aunt on the good list?
Which aunt? My mama sure is. Her daddy's sister is trouble though --
she drinks and runs around with trash.
> The police consider your cleansing rape.
Show me proof. I would consider it rape for any woman's fingers or ANY
part of any dog to get in my Special Place. You obviously don't care.
If what I hear tell is true, you've had several men and women in your
bed before. You must be pretty hard up, old woman.
> It appears that you are actually just a figurehead now and Thurgood Tucker
> is the true spiritual leader of the faith.
Well - they're both People of God. Thurgood works tirelessly for the
Coming Kingdom - which will be Queen Henrietta's. He ain't interested
in political power.
> Perhaps he ought to become Queen instead.
He ain't of the Royal Blood - nor a woman.
> True pleasure comes crom the cosmic energy generated by the religious union
> of two women making love and honouring the Goddess.
Those kinds of "unions" are totally Satanic! You might as well hang
three towels in the bathroom - hers, hers and HELL'S! Do you even
clean up afterwards?
> Name the book,
What for? Are you gonna rush right out and buy a copy to get off on?
Our Holy Queen sent a letter to the bookstore to denounce the title as
evil. I hope they take it off of the shelves.
> I cannot imagine that such a thing was in a mainstream
> bookstore.
It doesn't occur to you that your "goddess" is Satan neither - so you
can't be all that smart or perceptive. Maybe if you got your face out
of nasty cracks more often and took deeper breaths you'd see more and
know more.
> It is the sort of fantasy that Christian Straight men like Thurgood drool over.
I ain't never seen Brother Thurgood drool over nothing. The only
fantasies he has about you old lezzies is seeing you all repent and
find Jesus. Too many of you all stray back onto the Plains of
Perdition though and fall thru them nasty cracks you're all so drawn to
like flies to a heap of horse manure.
> You mean Thurgood coveted and impreganted his neighbor's wife.
No! Never! You're too perverted to understand our Sacred Rituals.
We think the stuff you all do is creepy. Come to think of it, so does
God. I hope you know what He's got in store for you in the afterlife.
Here's a clue: it's red hot and smells like sulfur.
If you wanna go to heaven,
Just follow me!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
Your Heavenly Connection
Strife767
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> Maud's Gonne-to-Hell -- a lesbian who's ASHAMED of her real name --
> wrote:
>
>> It was a comfortable 80 here with a lovely breeze along the coastline.
>> Tomorrow I am leaving early to go to the park near work to go seimming
>> off
>> of the beach with an artist/professor friend who is another Lesbian.
>
> For most people, 80 degrees is kind of hot. You must be one of those
> sedentary sows that doesn't move around too much, huh?
>
>> Afterwards, we will have lunch and delicious drinks.
>
> Will that be before or after you do each other?
Just because that's in your fantasy, doesn't mean they actually do that.
>
>> God seems to have missed us with his smiting.
>
> If you ain't lying again He'll surely catch up with you soon enough and
> pound you good -- right where it hurts the most!
Are you suggesting that God will _buttfuck_ someone?
>
>> The Goddess, on the other hand, gave us a lovely day.
>
> The "goddess" is just the devil in drag. I can't believe he fools so
> many people.
I can't believe you think there is a devil.
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> Maud's Gonne-to-Hell -- a lesbian who's ASHAMED of her real name --
> wrote:
>
> > It was a comfortable 80 here with a lovely breeze along the coastline.
> > Tomorrow I am leaving early to go to the park near work to go seimming off
> > of the beach with an artist/professor friend who is another Lesbian.
>
> For most people, 80 degrees is kind of hot. You must be one of those
> sedentary sows that doesn't move around too much, huh?
No, you missed the part about the lovely breeze, enough to move our hair and give a
sense of animation to the scene as the branches moved, leaves rustled and the waves
crashed.
>
>
> > Afterwards, we will have lunch and delicious drinks.
>
> Will that be before or after you do each other?
You missed the part where I said that she was a friend, not my lover, not my partner,
not my wife or any of the terms that I would use to describe that person who holds my
heart and with whom I am intimate.
>
>
> > God seems to have missed us with his smiting.
>
> If you ain't lying again He'll surely catch up with you soon enough and
> pound you good -- right where it hurts the most!
My bank account? Unlikely.
>
>
> > The Goddess, on the other hand, gave us a lovely day.
>
> The "goddess" is just the devil in drag. I can't believe he fools so
> many people.
The Goddes is most certainly NOT Thurgood Tucker.
>
>
> > Can you post it?
>
> Can you PAY for a copy?
Can I use some Susan B Anthony dollars that I have saved?
>
>
> > Is Lurlean's aunt on the good list?
>
> Which aunt? My mama sure is. Her daddy's sister is trouble though --
> she drinks and runs around with trash.
>
> > The police consider your cleansing rape.
>
> Show me proof.
Check existing case law in Sheppard's Citations.
When a woman says NO, it becomes rape.
> I would consider it rape for any woman's fingers or ANY
> part of any dog to get in my Special Place. You obviously don't care.
> If what I hear tell is true, you've had several men and women in your
> bed before. You must be pretty hard up, old woman.
Untrue. I have a new bed.
>
>
> > It appears that you are actually just a figurehead now and Thurgood Tucker
> > is the true spiritual leader of the faith.
>
> Well - they're both People of God. Thurgood works tirelessly for the
> Coming Kingdom - which will be Queen Henrietta's. He ain't interested
> in political power.
Thurgood has openly defied Henrietta and she yeilded
>
>
> > Perhaps he ought to become Queen instead.
>
> He ain't of the Royal Blood - nor a woman.
He is still a queen. You yourself said he does drag a few paragraps back.
>
>
> > True pleasure comes crom the cosmic energy generated by the religious union
> > of two women making love and honouring the Goddess.
>
> Those kinds of "unions" are totally Satanic! You might as well hang
> three towels in the bathroom - hers, hers and HELL'S! Do you even
> clean up afterwards?
Oh yes, we shower together, I shampoo her hair, wash her back, towel her off and she
does the same for me. It is so womderful :)
>
>
> > Name the book,
>
> What for? Are you gonna rush right out and buy a copy to get off on?
> Our Holy Queen sent a letter to the bookstore to denounce the title as
> evil. I hope they take it off of the shelves.
So your queen lied and there is no book...
>
>
> > I cannot imagine that such a thing was in a mainstream
> > bookstore.
>
> It doesn't occur to you that your "goddess" is Satan neither - so you
> can't be all that smart or perceptive.
My Goddess is not your satan.
My Goddess is loving and nuturing, unlike your mean old semetic daemon who brings
wars, slaughters, plagues and floods.
> Maybe if you got your face out
> of nasty cracks more often and took deeper breaths you'd see more and
> know more.
I never put my face into "nasty cracks"
I make the Christian women that I bring to the Goddess's Lesbian Worship cleanse
themselves first.
>
>
> > It is the sort of fantasy that Christian Straight men like Thurgood drool over.
>
> I ain't never seen Brother Thurgood drool over nothing. The only
> fantasies he has about you old lezzies is seeing you all repent and
> find Jesus.
He wants pics of gay men, he cruises bathhouses.
> Too many of you all stray back onto the Plains of
> Perdition though and fall thru them nasty cracks you're all so drawn to
> like flies to a heap of horse manure.
Lesbians are very aware of personal hygiene, it is the first thing that we teach the
wives of fundamentalist ministers when we recruit them.
>
>
> > You mean Thurgood coveted and impreganted his neighbor's wife.
>
> No! Never! You're too perverted to understand our Sacred Rituals.
I am not perverted enough to understand your sickening rituals.
>
> We think the stuff you all do is creepy. Come to think of it, so does
> God.
God must be a closet case then.
Fortunately, the Goddess is very out of the closet.
> I hope you know what He's got in store for you in the afterlife.
> Here's a clue: it's red hot and smells like sulfur.
A Jaguar?
Thank him, but I prefer Mercedes....
>
>
> If you wanna go to heaven,
> Just follow me!
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Your Heavenly Connection
I made a heavenly connection just last night.
>
>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
--
Bill Baker
<penici...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1153098652.3...@35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>...
What about your evil mind-control cult?
> Hahahahaha! That'll teach them. An old man in the store started
> clutching is chest like Fred Sanford pretending to have a heart attack
> when he saw me. He survived just fine as soon as I got back in my car.
> It was all an act in the first place -- on his part.
>
> Please follow this URL and learn the Truth for yourselves:
>
> http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a
LOL! That's a funny one! Keep 'em coming, Max!
> Jesus Loves EVEN You,
> Unbelieving Infidels That You Are!
> -|-
> |
> Holy Queen Henrietta I
> YOUR Soon-to-Be Black Monarch
> And Enemy of Islam and Other Forms of Satanism
>
>
> Š 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom. All rights reserved.
> Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
--
Bushism 2-28:
"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the
governor--the president--governor--president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to
Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment
I watched him--get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq--and at that same--right
after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United
States--a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."
--Washington, D.C.; January 9, 2004
Bill Baker
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1153372296.3...@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>...
> Maud's Gonne-to-Hell -- a lesbian who's ASHAMED of her real name --
> wrote:
>
>> It was a comfortable 80 here with a lovely breeze along the coastline.
>> Tomorrow I am leaving early to go to the park near work to go seimming
>> off of the beach with an artist/professor friend who is another
>> Lesbian.
>
> For most people, 80 degrees is kind of hot. You must be one of those
> sedentary sows that doesn't move around too much, huh?
>
>> Afterwards, we will have lunch and delicious drinks.
>
> Will that be before or after you do each other?
Drooling already, I see.
>> God seems to have missed us with his smiting.
>
> If you ain't lying again He'll surely catch up with you soon enough and
> pound you good -- right where it hurts the most!
>
>> The Goddess, on the other hand, gave us a lovely day.
>
> The "goddess" is just the devil in drag. I can't believe he fools so
> many people.
How do you know that your god isn't Satan?
>> Can you post it?
>
> Can you PAY for a copy?
Should we make the check out to Max Varazslo?
>> Is Lurlean's aunt on the good list?
>
> Which aunt? My mama sure is. Her daddy's sister is trouble though --
> she drinks and runs around with trash.
>
>> The police consider your cleansing rape.
>
> Show me proof. I would consider it rape for any woman's fingers or ANY
> part of any dog to get in my Special Place. You obviously don't care.
> If what I hear tell is true, you've had several men and women in your
> bed before. You must be pretty hard up, old woman.
>
>> It appears that you are actually just a figurehead now and Thurgood
>> Tucker is the true spiritual leader of the faith.
>
> Well - they're both People of God. Thurgood works tirelessly for the
> Coming Kingdom - which will be Queen Henrietta's. He ain't interested
> in political power.
>
>> Perhaps he ought to become Queen instead.
>
> He ain't of the Royal Blood - nor a woman.
>
>> True pleasure comes crom the cosmic energy generated by the religious
>> union of two women making love and honouring the Goddess.
>
> Those kinds of "unions" are totally Satanic! You might as well hang
> three towels in the bathroom - hers, hers and HELL'S! Do you even clean
> up afterwards?
>
>> Name the book,
>
> What for? Are you gonna rush right out and buy a copy to get off on?
> Our Holy Queen sent a letter to the bookstore to denounce the title as
> evil. I hope they take it off of the shelves.
What's the name of the book she's going to denounce?
>> I cannot imagine that such a thing was in a mainstream bookstore.
>
> It doesn't occur to you that your "goddess" is Satan neither - so you
> can't be all that smart or perceptive. Maybe if you got your face out
> of nasty cracks more often and took deeper breaths you'd see more and
> know more.
>
>> It is the sort of fantasy that Christian Straight men like Thurgood
>> drool over.
>
> I ain't never seen Brother Thurgood drool over nothing. The only
> fantasies he has about you old lezzies is seeing you all repent and find
> Jesus. Too many of you all stray back onto the Plains of Perdition
> though and fall thru them nasty cracks you're all so drawn to like flies
> to a heap of horse manure.
>
>> You mean Thurgood coveted and impreganted his neighbor's wife.
>
> No! Never! You're too perverted to understand our Sacred Rituals. We
> think the stuff you all do is creepy. Come to think of it, so does God.
> I hope you know what He's got in store for you in the afterlife. Here's
> a clue: it's red hot and smells like sulfur.
>
> If you wanna go to heaven,
> Just follow me!
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Your Heavenly Connection
>
>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom. All rights reserved.
> Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
I love it! You're a riot, Max!
--
Bushism 1-3:
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
--St. Louis, Missouri; October 18, 2000
Bill Baker
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote in message
news:<44C00A3D...@LesbianIreland.ie>...
>> > Name the book,
>>
>> What for? Are you gonna rush right out and buy a copy to get off on?
>> Our Holy Queen sent a letter to the bookstore to denounce the title as
>> evil. I hope they take it off of the shelves.
>
> So your queen lied and there is no book...
Well, of course! This whole thing is a ruse, a comedy routine. Not a bit
of truth to any of it. So just sit back, enjoy and laugh with the rest of
us. :-)
--
Bushism 6-14:
"I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship."
--After meeting with Canadian prime minister Jean Chretien; February 5, 2001
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Just because that's in your fantasy,
Fantasy? I can assure you right now I don't have any fantasies about
sexos doing their thing - or things. I'm a Christian woman and I go to
church with all eight of my kids. I keep my mind on spiritual things
at all times.
> doesn't mean they actually do that.
Would you get real? They're lesbos. You know how those people are.
Some of them get down and dirty more often than normal people go to the
bank. They can't help theirself. Satan is their only "god" and they
give in to his temptations whenever they strike. Sometimes they hold
hands and French kiss right on the street no matter who's watching!
> Are you suggesting that God will _buttf*ck_ someone?
That's blasphemy! I will pray for your seriously endangered soul
tonight.
> I can't believe you think there is a devil.
I have personally WRESTLED with the devil many times and won every
time. He's obviously in control of your mind. You need to find
yourself an exorcist and get some help before it's too late for you.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> No, you missed the part about the lovely breeze,
I ignored it. All the breezes in the world won't cool the fires of
hell once they burn your big behind. I know you're evil! All lesbos
is. Tell everybody about the pact you signed with the devil.
> enough to move our hair and give a
> sense of animation to the scene as the branches moved, leaves rustled and the waves
> crashed.
Queers just love soapy drama, don't you all?
> You missed the part where I said that she was a friend, not my lover,
What's the difference? Queers sleep with almost anybody.
> not my partner,
Don't you have a whole circle of them? Male, female and four-legged
ones too?
> not my wife
You can't have one of them according to the Bible.
> or any of the terms that I would use to describe that person who holds my
> heart and with whom I am intimate.
Your trick you mean. That's what queers has - tricks. You all TURN
tricks as often as you can.
> My bank account? Unlikely.
That ain't what I had in mind, but if you're one of them greedy old
cows that's got a dollar sign where her heart used to be, maybe that's
where He'll strike you. Just you wait. You'll get yours. God repays
all perverts for their sins.
> The Goddes is most certainly NOT Thurgood Tucker.
Dr. Tucker is a holy man of God. You'd best get on his good side while
you still can, before your mind turns to mush.
> Can I use some Susan B Anthony dollars that I have saved?
Yes. Please send us a whole bag of them.
> Check existing case law in Sheppard's Citations.
> When a woman says NO, it becomes rape.
Do you EVER say no? Any woman that says no to Dr. Tucker's healing
eventually says yes - so there ain't no rape involved.
> Untrue. I have a new bed.
But you wore the old one out though, huh?
> Thurgood has openly defied Henrietta and she yeilded
When? You'e lying again!
> He is still a queen.
Liar! He's a Minister of the Gospel.
> You yourself said he does drag a few paragraps back.
I never! You're crazy. Go to an exorcist and beg for help. Offer ALL
of your money
> Oh yes, we shower together, I shampoo her hair, wash her back, towel her off and she
> does the same for me. It is so womderful :)
It's so SICK!
> So your queen lied and there is no book...
Of course there's a book. Her Majesty saw it at Haslam's in Saint
Petersburg last week. I saw it at Stacey's in New Sodom on Monday. It
was sick and nasty. If you
rrally wanna see it, why don't you call either place and ask them to
send you a copy based on the TRUE information I gave you. They can do
that now if you really want it done. I don't wanna be promoting no
smut. All's I tell you at this point is that the book was written by a
man - but on the cover there's a picture of a topless woman. I can't
believe you sickos doubt my word about anything. That's why you're ALL
going to hell though - cause you won't believe the Truth preached to
the heathen by True Christians like me.
> My Goddess is not your satan.
I don't have a "satan." Your "goddess" is Satan hisself. There ain't
no two ways about that.
> My Goddess is loving and nuturing, unlike your mean old semetic
Do you mean Semitic? You're obviously anti-Semitic. God doesn't like
that! All "goddesses" are false and are really demons in disguise.
> daemon who brings wars, slaughters, plagues and floods.
God Almighty uses them wondrous natural forces to PUNISH SINNERS like
YOU, old woman! You worship devils - not "daemons."
> I never put my face into "nasty cracks"
Liar! All lesbians do that kind of stuff. You're just so used to the
foulness of it all that you don't recognize it no more. Gorgonzola!
> I make the Christian women that I bring to the Goddess's Lesbian Worship cleanse
> themselves first.
Any woman who would come under your spell is a hussy - not no kind of
Christian. True Christians would flee from your sexual and spiritual
terrorism.
> He wants pics of gay men,
Show proof.
> he cruises bathhouses.
When? Maybe he waited outside of one trying to rescue a lost sheep -
but he doesn't go inside such places of pollution.
> Lesbians are very aware of personal hygiene,
Maybe - but they also stink. The smell of sweat, undouched crannies,
and menstrual blood gets your kind all wet inside.
> it is the first thing that we teach the
> wives of fundamentalist ministers when we recruit them.
You can't successfully recruit a Child of God. You latch on to the
backslid and TRY to drag them down.
> I am not perverted enough to understand your sickening rituals.
Ain't NONE of our Church's holy rituals sickening to anybody that truly
loves God. But you worship Satan and do his evil bidding so you may
never know the Truth.
> God must be a closet case then.
You will burn for blaspheming God like that!
> Fortunately, the Goddess is very out of the closet.
Yes - she's in the PIT of hell!
> A Jaguar?
No - a geyser in hell!
> Thank him, but I prefer Mercedes....
Mercedes, Guadalupe, Yolanda. Like them spicy enchiladas, huh?
> I made a heavenly connection just last night.
I'm sure it was made in HELL! All lesbo sex acts is!
If you wanna go to heaven,
Just TURN AROUND, repent and then follow me!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
Your Heavenly Connection
Ria4472
U guys have been crusin yahoo rooms too much ;how do u know what a non
-sinner does ? there arnt any . as far as im concerned u guys are
herolding in the anti christ with ure hypocracy ......and phony
preaching bordering on false profits they are cast into the inferno;
whats this ? raping a Lesbian? i never heard such a horror . u wouldnt
know Love ; he would say ....I dont know u .... seems as though Jesus
can judge ; leave the @#$% Lesbians alone. i cant believe u call this
nudism. yes i fell right into ure sick joke
Ria4472
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> The lying lips of Maud Gonne-to-Hell spoke for Satan again:
>
> > No, you missed the part about the lovely breeze,
>
> I ignored it. All the breezes in the world won't cool the fires of
> hell once they burn your big behind. I know you're evil! All lesbos
> is. Tell everybody about the pact you signed with the devil.
The breeze was part of the discussion of a lovely day
I am not evil, I am not wicked, as they say in the musical, I am just green(diffeent) than
you
>
>
> > enough to move our hair and give a
> > sense of animation to the scene as the branches moved, leaves rustled and the waves
> > crashed.
>
> Queers just love soapy drama, don't you all?
I love beauty, and I tried to convey the beauty fo that moment to you. Alas and alack, you
cannot appreciate it at all.
Wrapped up in your hatred and loathing, it leaves you unmoved.
>
>
> > You missed the part where I said that she was a friend, not my lover,
>
> What's the difference? Queers sleep with almost anybody.
That might have been true of you when you were out, but it is not true of most of us.
>
>
> > not my partner,
>
> Don't you have a whole circle of them? Male, female and four-legged
> ones too?
No, I've had no male lovers in many years, and you are confusing me with Lurlean as far as
the last twadry reference.
>
>
> > not my wife
>
> You can't have one of them according to the Bible.
I don't follow your Bible.
Perhaps you ought to read Julian II on the Great Mother.
>
>
> > or any of the terms that I would use to describe that person who holds my
> > heart and with whom I am intimate.
>
> Your trick you mean. That's what queers has - tricks. You all TURN
> tricks as often as you can.
I cannot deny that I love to make love with my beloved. I also love the fact that when I
awake in the morning I know that she exists, that she loves me. I love it when the last
thing that I see at night is her face, and the firt thing that I see in the morning is as
well.
>
>
> > My bank account? Unlikely.
>
> That ain't what I had in mind, but if you're one of them greedy old
> cows that's got a dollar sign where her heart used to be, maybe that's
> where He'll strike you. Just you wait. You'll get yours. God repays
> all perverts for their sins.
Apparently has has been paying me very well.
What does he pay you for bearing false witness and spreading haterd?
>
>
> > The Goddes is most certainly NOT Thurgood Tucker.
>
> Dr. Tucker is a holy man of God. You'd best get on his good side while
> you still can, before your mind turns to mush.
My mind is fine. I was complimented on my rapid fire brilliance in defence of the Goddesss
and Her Lesbians daughters yesterday
>
>
> > Can I use some Susan B Anthony dollars that I have saved?
>
> Yes. Please send us a whole bag of them.
Ok, I might consider that, so that you have to handle Lesbian currency.
>
>
> > Check existing case law in Sheppard's Citations.
> > When a woman says NO, it becomes rape.
>
> Do you EVER say no? Any woman that says no to Dr. Tucker's healing
> eventually says yes - so there ain't no rape involved.
No is no.
Brainwashing afterwrds does not make it consensual.
Wa have had to work twice as hard recruiting and freeing the mind of poor fundamentalist
ministers wives to conteract what you are doing. We've contacted women out wets to look
for your poor victims and bring them back to the honouring of the Great Cosmic Vulva
>
>
> > Untrue. I have a new bed.
>
> But you wore the old one out though, huh?
No, I simply found a newer one with lovely headboard and linens designed by Thomas
O'Brien.
>
>
> > Thurgood has openly defied Henrietta and she yeilded
>
> When? You'e lying again!
Over mutilating women. . Keesha kept us informed of that struggle, When Thurgood said he'd
go ahead anyways and not pay attention to her as a woman, Henrieta gave into him.
>
>
> > He is still a queen.
>
> Liar! He's a Minister of the Gospel.
Gospel Queen?
>
>
> > You yourself said he does drag a few paragraps back.
>
> I never! You're crazy. Go to an exorcist and beg for help. Offer ALL
> of your money
You said that the devil(Thurgood) wears drag.
>
>
> > Oh yes, we shower together, I shampoo her hair, wash her back, towel her off and she
> > does the same for me. It is so womderful :)
>
> It's so SICK!
It is many things, elegant, loving, exciting, sensual, erotic, and tender amongst them. It
is not sick.
Sick is supporting a faith that mutilates women to deny them pleasure.
>
>
> > So your queen lied and there is no book...
>
> Of course there's a book. Her Majesty saw it at Haslam's in Saint
> Petersburg last week. I saw it at Stacey's in New Sodom on Monday. It
> was sick and nasty. If you
> rrally wanna see it, why don't you call either place and ask them to
> send you a copy based on the TRUE information I gave you. They can do
> that now if you really want it done. I don't wanna be promoting no
> smut. All's I tell you at this point is that the book was written by a
> man - but on the cover there's a picture of a topless woman. I can't
> believe you sickos doubt my word about anything.
When it comes to your fixation on the beauty of women loving women, we doubt your church's
views on everything.
> That's why you're ALL
> going to hell though - cause you won't believe the Truth preached to
> the heathen by True Christians like me.
Who is going through hell, unless it is my poor love, who is in law enforcement ans has to
deal with the hot days in her uniformkeping young women safe from predatory traitors
trying to overthrow the secular republic.
>
>
> > My Goddess is not your satan.
>
> I don't have a "satan." Your "goddess" is Satan hisself. There ain't
> no two ways about that.
The Goddess is a loving women, who loves women loving women.
The invoking chant describes her:
Thrice about the altar go, once for Virgin, pure as snow
once for full moon's soft, sweet breath, once for dark moon, old as death
Thrice about the altar spin, that the rite shall well begin. Ha!
Be to me the fire of moon, be to me the fire of night
be to me the fire of joy, turning darkness into light
By the moon, the one in three, consecrated, blessed be
By the moon, the one in three, consecrated, blessed be
See the beauty of the Divine Feminine that is possible to revoice in and immerse yourself
in if you can only reach out to that part withing you that yearns for a woman's love
Purleen?
>
>
> > My Goddess is loving and nuturing, unlike your mean old semetic
>
> Do you mean Semitic? You're obviously anti-Semitic. God doesn't like
> that! All "goddesses" are false and are really demons in disguise.
Perpahs yours is, My Great Mother is loving and tresures the Sapphic Daughters she has
brought forth.
>
>
> > daemon who brings wars, slaughters, plagues and floods.
>
> God Almighty uses them wondrous natural forces to PUNISH SINNERS like
> YOU, old woman! You worship devils - not "daemons."
I worship a Goddess who loves her Daughters, the Spiritual Sisters of Sappho.
>
>
> > I never put my face into "nasty cracks"
>
> Liar! All lesbians do that kind of stuff. You're just so used to the
> foulness of it all that you don't recognize it no more. Gorgonzola!
Art thou a Lesbian? Have you ever been a Lesbian? Then speak not to me of what we do or do
not do to honour and connect with the Great Mother through glorious, passionate and
sensual lovemaking.
>
>
> > I make the Christian women that I bring to the Goddess's Lesbian Worship cleanse
> > themselves first.
>
> Any woman who would come under your spell is a hussy - not no kind of
> Christian. True Christians would flee from your sexual and spiritual
> terrorism.
Spiritual Freedom, you mean.
>
>
> > He wants pics of gay men,
>
> Show proof.
Look over old posts,
>
>
> > he cruises bathhouses.
>
> When? Maybe he waited outside of one trying to rescue a lost sheep -
> but he doesn't go inside such places of pollution.
Maybe he wanted to be his true self.
>
>
> > Lesbians are very aware of personal hygiene,
>
> Maybe - but they also stink. The smell of sweat, undouched crannies,
> and menstrual blood gets your kind all wet inside.
With elegant showers, hot tubs, etc, we do not stink.
>
>
> > it is the first thing that we teach the
> > wives of fundamentalist ministers when we recruit them.
>
> You can't successfully recruit a Child of God. You latch on to the
> backslid and TRY to drag them down.
We free hem and bring them to the true Mother of Lesbians.
>
>
> > I am not perverted enough to understand your sickening rituals.
>
> Ain't NONE of our Church's holy rituals sickening to anybody that truly
> loves God
Your God is apparently a version of Baal.
> But you worship Satan and do his evil bidding so you may
> never know the Truth.
I've told you repeatedly we seek spiritual nourishment from the cosmic breasts and
wetness of the volva of the Great Mother.
>
>
> > God must be a closet case then.
>
> You will burn for blaspheming God like that!
Unlikely, I am a Priestess.
>
>
> > Fortunately, the Goddess is very out of the closet.
>
> Yes - she's in the PIT of hell!
She si walking beside you weeping for the pain that you are obviously in.
>
>
>
> > A Jaguar?
>
> No - a geyser in hell!
>
> > Thank him, but I prefer Mercedes....
>
> Mercedes, Guadalupe, Yolanda. Like them spicy enchiladas, huh?
Mercedes, a car made by Daimler.
Sort of your your GMC pick up truck but comfortable.
>
>
> > I made a heavenly connection just last night.
>
> I'm sure it was made in HELL! All lesbo sex acts is!
No, they are the highest form of woship.
>
>
> If you wanna go to heaven,
> Just TURN AROUND, repent and then follow me!
I will pass. I have been promised eternal happiness.
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Your Heavenly Connection
>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
--
curtsybear
On 2006-07-21, Cousin Purlean Huggins <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> Fantasy? I can assure you right now I don't have any fantasies about
> sexos doing their thing - or things.
Which thing? Which things? Inquiring minds and what not.
> I'm a Christian woman and I go to
> church with all eight of my kids. I keep my mind on spiritual things
> at all times.
Which sure beats keeping your mind on your kids, who're tearing all
hell loose.
> Would you get real? They're lesbos. You know how those people are.
Good with hand tools? What?
> Some of them get down and dirty more often than normal people go to the
> bank. They can't help theirself.
Well, if I'm any indication, I only go to the bank about twice a
year. Are you saying these lesbians would be more holy if they got
it good more often, or what?
> Satan is their only "god" and they
> give in to his temptations whenever they strike. Sometimes they hold
> hands and French kiss right on the street no matter who's watching!
Well, obviously you were watching, or else you'd not know about it.
Do you spend a lot of time streetwalking hunting lesbian voyeur
opportunity?
> That's blasphemy! I will pray for your seriously endangered soul
> tonight.
Did you get it? Does it come bubblewrapped?
> I have personally WRESTLED with the devil many times and won every
> time.
Thumbwrestling doesn't count.
> He's obviously in control of your mind. You need to find
> yourself an exorcist and get some help before it's too late for you.
You know what they say... Possession is 90% of the law. And
exorcism is the other 10%?
--
"We're supposed to be fruitful and multiply. Unless we're foreign
that is. Foreign people need to lay off!" -- Lurlean Tucker's World
Health Organization slogan receives the quickest rejection letter in
their history.
Bretts of Hosts
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Maud's Gonne-to-Hell -- a lesbian who's ASHAMED of her real name --
>wrote:
>
>
>> It is the sort of fantasy that Christian Straight men like Thurgood drool over.
>
>No! Never! You're too perverted to understand our Sacred Rituals.
>We think the stuff you all do is creepy. Come to think of it, so does
>God.
No He doesn't. I asked Him and He told me that He thinks it's sexy
too. He's the One Who told me about Sorority Sex Sisters -- The Movie.
>I hope you know what He's got in store for you in the afterlife.
Yeah. He told me that too. Three sexy babes. One to suck me off while
I watch the other two 69-ing.
__________
Holy, holy, holy, is the Bretts of hosts.
(Isaiah 6:3)
Bretts of Hosts
wrote:
>eOn Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:11:36 -0400, Cousin Purlean Huggins
><pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Maud's Gonne-to-Hell -- a lesbian who's ASHAMED of her real name --
>> wrote:
>>
>>> It was a comfortable 80 here with a lovely breeze along the coastline.
>>> Tomorrow I am leaving early to go to the park near work to go seimming
>>> off
>>> of the beach with an artist/professor friend who is another Lesbian.
>>
>> For most people, 80 degrees is kind of hot. You must be one of those
>> sedentary sows that doesn't move around too much, huh?
>>
>>> Afterwards, we will have lunch and delicious drinks.
>>
>> Will that be before or after you do each other?
>
>Just because that's in your fantasy, doesn't mean they actually do that.
>
>>
>>> God seems to have missed us with his smiting.
>>
>> If you ain't lying again He'll surely catch up with you soon enough and
>> pound you good -- right where it hurts the most!
>
>Are you suggesting that God will _buttfuck_ someone?
>
Of course He will. How else do you think Jesus was born? God banged
Mary up the ass and when she took her next dump she saw an image of
Christ in one of the turds. That's how Christianity was founded.
(God fucked Joseph too, but then afterward remembered what He'd
written in Leviticus and so didn't tell anybody about that one.)
Bretts of Hosts
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Strife767 wrote:
>
>
>> doesn't mean they actually do that.
>
>Would you get real? They're lesbos. You know how those people are.
>Some of them get down and dirty more often than normal people go to the
>bank. They can't help theirself. Sometimes they hold
>hands and French kiss right on the street no matter who's watching!
>
OMFG! Do you have any pics you can send me? Please?
>
>> I can't believe you think there is a devil.
>
>I have personally WRESTLED with the devil many times and won every
>time.
I can well believe that. I'm sure you ain't pretty, but I'm equally
sure you're pretty mean.
mikejames
and miscellaneous kids. How did you miss alt.Heehaw?
Maud Gonne
Bretts of Hosts wrote:
> On 20 Jul 2006 23:33:03 -0700, "Cousin Purlean Huggins"
> <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Strife767 wrote:
> >
> >
> >> doesn't mean they actually do that.
> >
> >Would you get real? They're lesbos. You know how those people are.
> >Some of them get down and dirty more often than normal people go to the
> >bank. They can't help theirself. Sometimes they hold
> >hands and French kiss right on the street no matter who's watching!
> >
>
> OMFG! Do you have any pics you can send me? Please?
>
>
> >
> >> I can't believe you think there is a devil.
> >
> >I have personally WRESTLED with the devil many times and won every
> >time.
>
> I can well believe that. I'm sure you ain't pretty, but I'm equally
> sure you're pretty mean.
> __________
>
> Holy, holy, holy, is the Bretts of hosts.
> (Isaiah 6:3)
--
Cousin Purlean Huggins
XXX rated URL snipped.
I'm reporting this as abuse. It's pornography! I'm sure it turns
perverts on but I am OFFENDED by it!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Which thing? Which things? Inquiring minds and what not.
The things that sex maniacs does - every kind of weird sex act. You
probably excel at all of them, huh? Do you read the National Enquirer?
Once the Weekly World News printed a letter from me. I felt so
honored.
> Which sure beats keeping your mind on your kids, who're tearing all
> hell loose.
No they ain't. They're good kids cause my husband and me discipline
them.
> Good with hand tools? What?
Lustful morning, noon and night - that's what I mean - and promiscuous
too! Ain't you kind of promiscuous yourself? I want you to know that
you nearly killed my cousin Lurlean with frustration. She thought you
were kind of cute. I don't think you look manly enough. Are you a
real sissy? Do you have any decent video showing you walking and
talking? Nothing dirty - you understand. Do you talk with your hands
and camp it up a lot?
> Well, if I'm any indication, I only go to the bank about twice a
> year.
I'm including ATMs.
> Are you saying these lesbians would be more holy if they got
> it good more often, or what?
The only thing that justifies them is when they repent and stop being
lesbos. Jesus saves FROM sin. You can't go on wallowing in
wickedness. No more gay bars, sex clubs, sin dens OR even barber shops
with queer barbers in them once you find Jesus.
> Well, obviously you were watching, or else you'd not know about it.
I seen some of them do it - but I don't state at them if that's what
you man. They're sick - and what they do is nasty. The men are even
worse though. They expose private parts and grab each other
shamelessly. Our Church has these spy cams that we use to present
evidence during the witch hunts and purges. Our Queen says we'll be
able to start burning witches again soon.
> Do you spend a lot of time streetwalking hunting lesbian voyeur
> opportunity?
Not personally - but I do support our Church's spies. They help keep
hypocrites out of the House of God.
> Did you get it? Does it come bubblewrapped?
The devil got it - and it came bare back naked. Do you shave your butt
hole?
> Thumbwrestling doesn't count.
I didn't thumb wrestle the devil. We fought tooth and nail. He pulled
a lot of my hair out and bloodied my nose - but in the end I kickedhis
butt and cast him out.
> You know what they say... Possession is 90% of the law.
That's just a myth.
> And exorcism is the other 10%?
But exorcism cures possession.
> "We're supposed to be fruitful and multiply. Unless we're foreign
> that is. Foreign people need to lay off!" -- Lurlean Tucker's World
> Health Organization slogan receives the quickest rejection letter in
> their history.
If they rejected it it's their loss - not ours. People in India and
Africa need to keep their legs shut more.
Why don't you follow my example?
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
http://www.nickihastie.demon.co.uk/kiss.jpg
http://www.blogography.com/photos10/ScaryLesbianAlienKiss.jpg
Hallelujah Bretts
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
>
>> Maud's Gonne to Hell:
>>
>> XXX rated URL snipped.
>>
>> I'm reporting this as abuse. It's pornography! I'm sure it turns
>> perverts on but I am OFFENDED by it!
>>
>> Cousin Purlean Huggins
>> Your Heavenly Connection
>>
>> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
>> All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
>
>http://www.nickihastie.demon.co.uk/kiss.jpg
>
>http://www.blogography.com/photos10/ScaryLesbianAlienKiss.jpg
Thank you, Maud! ... Maud, I ... I think I'm falling in love with you.
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> Strife767 wrote:
>
> > Just because that's in your fantasy,
>
> Fantasy? I can assure you right now I don't have any fantasies about
> sexos doing their thing - or things. I'm a Christian woman and I go to
> church with all eight of my kids. I keep my mind on spiritual things
> at all times.
Really? Your writing and preoccupations suggest a Lurlean-esque
preoccupation with Lesbians.
>
>
> > doesn't mean they actually do that.
>
> Would you get real? They're lesbos. You know how those people are.
> Some of them get down and dirty more often than normal people go to the
> bank.
Well, of course we make love more often than people go to the bank, since
people who still use face to face banking genrerally only go to the bank
every 2 weeks.
I hope that you revel in the carnal more often than that
> They can't help theirself. Satan is their only "god" and they
> give in to his temptations whenever they strike. Sometimes they hold
> hands and French kiss right on the street no matter who's watching!
Well, we honour the Mother Goddess, who is the loving parent of all
Lesbians and offers to us a fulfilling life of love, passion, and delight.
We don't know your buddy Satan.
We do hold hands and kiss in public these days.
I am supporting organizing a topless kiss in in Colorado Springs and
Lynchburg, Va.
>
>
> > Are you suggesting that God will _buttf*ck_ someone?
>
> That's blasphemy! I will pray for your seriously endangered soul
> tonight.
How so? God apprently likes having unprotected missionary sex with 12-14 yr
old Jewish Girls.
>
> > I can't believe you think there is a devil.
>
> I have personally WRESTLED with the devil many times and won every
> time.
Vince McMahon si the Devil?
> He's obviously in control of your mind. You need to find
> yourself an exorcist and get some help before it's too late for you.
Are you saying that only Jesiuits can save people, since they seem to be
the only effective and true exorcists?
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Your Heavenly Connection
Maud Gonne
Recruitment Dierctor, Isle of Lesbos
Cousin Purlean Huggins
of who she really is wrote:
> Really?
Yes REALLY. Your mind is slipping away from you a little bit more
every day, huh?
> Your writing and preoccupations suggest a Lurlean-esque
> preoccupation with Lesbians.
Ugh! I can assure you I'm not preoccupied with perversion of any kind.
I'm just filling in till Pastor Puckett gets here. I'm in New Sodom
for a couple of days to take care of my baby cousin Lurlean when she
gives birth to baby Number Three. I don't understand why you hate her
so much. Your lifestyle is evil and is going to put you in hell
forever. That's no joke. The Tuckers are trying to save you - but you
stubbornly pull the other way and just mock God's People. That's only
gonna make hell hotter for you. There ain't no "goddess" - and no
excuses for lesbos either. You're sinning and sinners burn in hell.
> Well, of course we make love
Lesbos CAN'T make love. You're just ordinary queers when it comes to
sex. Love ain't got NOTHING to do with your nasty acts. What you
dress up as love is just animal lust. You people are DAWGS! That book
I was telling you about calls your dogs "sex aids."
> more often than people go to the bank,
You all just have sex - and that's too often. God made sex so's people
can make babies - not so's sex maniacs can have more orgasms.
> since
> people who still use face to face banking genrerally only go to the bank
> every 2 weeks.
True Believers make love when they wanna have a baby.
> I hope that you revel in the carnal more often than that
I don't revel in the carnal AT ALL, you nasty old sow! I am a
Christian woman and a mother! The Apostle Paul warned us against
carnality of all types.
> Well, we honour the Mother Goddess,
That is just Satan in disguise. He'll be unmasked in hell - but YOU'LL
be the one who's sorry - REAL sorry for all them sins of yours. He
will laugh at you for believing all his stupid lies. He may even dance
around in drag while you're roasting on a spit!
> who is the loving parent of all
> Lesbians and offers to us a fulfilling life of love, passion, and delight.
That's a lie from the pit of hell. Lesbians are miserable people. The
two lesbo pioneers of queer MOCK marriage just split up. They want
their nooky from younger women - which is typical. Lesbos are mostly
vampires anyway!
> We don't know your buddy Satan.
You may not recognize him for what he is - but you sure do his will.
All that licking and sucking and fingering are Satanic sex acts that
God doesn't approve of.
> We do hold hands and kiss in public these days.
You should be ashamed. You're obviously ashamed of something cause you
lie about who you really are.
> I am supporting organizing a topless kiss in in Colorado Springs and
> Lynchburg, Va.
God will punish you even more for trying to influence otherwise decent
people with Satanic doctrines. The people in them God-fearing towns
might just throw stones at you or try to burn you at the stake as the
witches you are!
> How so? God apprently likes having unprotected missionary sex with 12-14 yr
> old Jewish Girls.
That is blasphemous right there! First, God did NOT have sex with
nobody. His Holy Spirit overshadowed the Virgin Mary and she conceived
miraculously. Second, she was sixteen when that happened. Girls got
married a lot younger back then - but she was an educated woman.
Third, she was the ONLY woman God blessed in that way. The Black Jews
may have been the only genuine virgins around at the time. You will
chew on burning coals in hell for saying such filthy things about your
Savior and His mama. You should know better. This is PROOF that the
devil possesses you completely.
> Vince McMahon si the Devil?
If you wanna see the devil, look inside yourself, old bat.
> Are you saying that only Jesiuits can save people, since they seem to be
> the only effective and true exorcists?
No way! They're Roman Catholics and members of a false "church". They
worship a false Christ in fact. Jesuits are evil and can't cast out
demons. They only re-program people - often with new demons.
Counting the days till Pastor Puckett gets here to preach fire AND
brimstone to you pieces of trash -
Cousin Purlean Huggins
Your Heavenly Connection
© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
The Prophet Elijah McCoy
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
>
>> Strife767 wrote:
>>
>> > Just because that's in your fantasy,
>>
>> Fantasy? I can assure you right now I don't have any fantasies about
>> sexos doing their thing - or things. I'm a Christian woman and I go to
>> church with all eight of my kids. I keep my mind on spiritual things
>> at all times.
>
>Really? Your writing and preoccupations suggest a Lurlean-esque
>preoccupation with Lesbians.
>
>>
>>
>> > doesn't mean they actually do that.
>>
>> Would you get real? They're lesbos. You know how those people are.
>> Some of them get down and dirty more often than normal people go to the
>> bank.
>
>Well, of course we make love more often than people go to the bank, since
>people who still use face to face banking genrerally only go to the bank
>every 2 weeks.
>I hope that you revel in the carnal more often than that
>
>> They can't help theirself. Satan is their only "god" and they
>> give in to his temptations whenever they strike. Sometimes they hold
>> hands and French kiss right on the street no matter who's watching!
>
>Well, we honour the Mother Goddess, who is the loving parent of all
>Lesbians and offers to us a fulfilling life of love, passion, and delight.
OMG! *gasp* That's so fricken hot! Where is your church?
>We don't know your buddy Satan.
>We do hold hands and kiss in public these days.
>I am supporting organizing a topless kiss in in Colorado Springs and
>Lynchburg, Va.
>
Where can I get season tickets?
>>
>>
>> > Are you suggesting that God will _buttf*ck_ someone?
>>
>> That's blasphemy! I will pray for your seriously endangered soul
>> tonight.
>
>How so? God apprently likes having unprotected missionary sex with 12-14 yr
>old Jewish Girls.
>
>>
>> > I can't believe you think there is a devil.
>>
>> I have personally WRESTLED with the devil many times and won every
>> time.
>
>Vince McMahon si the Devil?
>
Ask Shawn Michaels about that.
>> He's obviously in control of your mind. You need to find
>> yourself an exorcist and get some help before it's too late for you.
>
>Are you saying that only Jesiuits can save people, since they seem to be
>the only effective and true exorcists?
>
>>
>> Cousin Purlean Huggins
>> Your Heavenly Connection
>
>Maud Gonne
>Recruitment Dierctor, Isle of Lesbos
____________________________________________
Behold, Elijah Bretts is here. (1Kings 18:8)
The Prophet Elijah McCoy
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
>True Believers make love when they wanna have a baby.
>
Yup. I'm a True Believer, and when I masturbate it's always when I'd
rather have a babe.
>All that licking and sucking and fingering are ...
... sexy to watch. Got vids? If I can't have a babe, whacking off to
lesbo vids works too.
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> An Irish Lesbian Revolutionary named Maud Gonne wrote:
>
> > Really?
>
> Yes REALLY. Your mind is slipping away from you a little bit more
> every day, huh?
>
No, I just found you difficult to believe
> > Your writing and preoccupations suggest a Lurlean-esque
> > preoccupation with Lesbians.
>
> Ugh! I can assure you I'm not preoccupied with perversion of any kind.
Are you sure?
You, like Lurlean, seem fascinated with Lesbians
>
> I'm just filling in till Pastor Puckett gets here. I'm in New Sodom
> for a couple of days to take care of my baby cousin Lurlean when she
> gives birth to baby Number Three
Congrats to Lurlean, may the child grow to be a happy, healthy Lesbian.
> I don't understand why you hate her
> so much.
I don't hate Lurlean, I spity her for having to live in the closet and sneak out
to meet her butch friends.
> Your lifestyle is evil and is going to put you in hell
> forever. That's no joke. The Tuckers are trying to save you - but you
> stubbornly pull the other way and just mock God's People.
How do I mock your god's people? I simply rejoice in my Goddess' people.
> That's only
> gonna make hell hotter for you. There ain't no "goddess" - and no
> excuses for lesbos either. You're sinning and sinners burn in hell.
Denying the Goddess is not a bright idea; She will re-incarnate you as a disabled
Pagan Lesbian Mexican living under Hickey rule in some unspeakable backwater of a
Res States.
>
>
> > Well, of course we make love
>
> Lesbos CAN'T make love. You're just ordinary queers when it comes to
> sex. Love ain't got NOTHING to do with your nasty acts.
Of course it has to do with love. In the Goddess' own words "All Acts of Love
and Pleasure are My Rituals"
> What you
> dress up as love is just animal lust. You people are DAWGS! That book
> I was telling you about calls your dogs "sex aids."
We make beautiful, passionate love. The most sensual and erotic depiction of
Lesbian Lovemaking is in the movie "The Hunger" between Susan Sarandon and
Catherine Deneuve. (make a note of that Bretts)
>
>
> > more often than people go to the bank,
>
> You all just have sex - and that's too often. God made sex so's people
> can make babies - not so's sex maniacs can have more orgasms.
The Goddess gave women the capacity for endless and limitless pleasure to honour
Her by rejoining her in the cosmic ecstasy through that most potent of orgasms,
La Petite Morte.
>
>
> > since
> > people who still use face to face banking genrerally only go to the bank
> > every 2 weeks.
>
> True Believers make love when they wanna have a baby.
True Believers in your dual god, satan-yahweh?
>
>
> > I hope that you revel in the carnal more often than that
>
> I don't revel in the carnal AT ALL, you nasty old sow! I am a
> Christian woman and a mother! The Apostle Paul warned us against
> carnality of all types.
Paul was a twisted man waiting for the invention of Cialis.
>
>
> > Well, we honour the Mother Goddess,
>
> That is just Satan in disguise. He'll be unmasked in hell - but YOU'LL
> be the one who's sorry - REAL sorry for all them sins of yours.
The Goddess is NOT your friend Satan, who you use as "Club bouncer" to keep your
deluded and sexually frustrated followers in line.
> He
> will laugh at you for believing all his stupid lies. He may even dance
> around in drag while you're roasting on a spit!
I will be with our Loving Mother after the end of my time on earth.
>
>
> > who is the loving parent of all
> > Lesbians and offers to us a fulfilling life of love, passion, and delight.
>
> That's a lie from the pit of hell. Lesbians are miserable people.
I am a happy woman, a Lesbian, a priestess of the Goddess.
> The
> two lesbo pioneers of queer MOCK marriage just split up.
Were they Pagan? No.
> They want
> their nooky from younger women - which is typical. Lesbos are mostly
> vampires anyway!
Really?
Perhaps we ought to send Mircalla Karnstein back to post about Lesbian Vampires.
or perhaps Miriam Blaylock.
>
>
> > We don't know your buddy Satan.
>
> You may not recognize him for what he is - but you sure do his will.
No, YOU do his will., he is part and parcel of your faith, your anti god of your
silly duality.
>
> All that licking and sucking and fingering are Satanic sex acts that
> God doesn't approve of.
Fine, your god doesn't approve, and Our Goddess does recommend.
I prefer Our Goddess.
>
>
> > We do hold hands and kiss in public these days.
>
> You should be ashamed. You're obviously ashamed of something cause you
> lie about who you really are.
I hold hands in public, I kiss in public, I tell my lover that she is beautiful
and desirable in public. If we are out topless I tell her that her breats are
beautiful. Lesbian Life, my dear, passionate, tender, sensual and loving. Far
different from your fear driven fundamentalist Hickey-ist cult.
>
>
> > I am supporting organizing a topless kiss in in Colorado Springs and
> > Lynchburg, Va.
>
> God will punish you even more for trying to influence otherwise decent
> people with Satanic doctrines.
What satanic doctrine? Does your friend Satan have doctrines like your god does?
Is there a doctrine of kissing?
> The people in them God-fearing towns
> might just throw stones at you or try to burn you at the stake as the
> witches you are!
We will significantly outnumber them. We will be hanging Lambda banners from
streetposts, along with banners of linked female symbols with a pair of lips
beneath.
>
>
> > How so? God apprently likes having unprotected missionary sex with 12-14 yr
> > old Jewish Girls.
>
> That is blasphemous right there! First, God did NOT have sex with
> nobody. His Holy Spirit overshadowed the Virgin Mary and she conceived
No one has ever gotten pregnant by having a shadow fall on them.
>
> miraculously. Second, she was sixteen when that happened.
Where does it say that in your book of brinze age and early roman empire myths,
that bible that honours a paedorast, King James?
> Girls got
> married a lot younger back then - but she was an educated woman.
> Third, she was the ONLY woman God blessed in that way. The Black Jews
> may have been the only genuine virgins around at the time.
Henrietta has not had a shadow on her?
> You will
> chew on burning coals in hell for saying such filthy things about your
> Savior and His mama.
His mother was a Lesbian. She said so. "I know not man."
> You should know better. This is PROOF that the
> devil possesses you completely.
What devil? he is part of your faith and a necessary element of your faith. We,
in our love for our Mother, do not need an anti-god of equal powers to frrighten
us into following Her.
>
>
> > Vince McMahon si the Devil?
>
> If you wanna see the devil, look inside yourself, old bat.
Inside me i see images of women dancing and laughing.
>
>
> > Are you saying that only Jesiuits can save people, since they seem to be
> > the only effective and true exorcists?
>
> No way! They're Roman Catholics and members of a false "church". They
> worship a false Christ in fact. Jesuits are evil and can't cast out
> demons. They only re-program people - often with new demons.
You are accusing the Society of Jesus of doing mind control games and putting
daemons into people?
>
>
> Counting the days till Pastor Puckett gets here to preach fire AND
> brimstone to you pieces of trash -
We will be here, fresh from our Lesbian beds....
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Your Heavenly Connection
Maud Gonne
Irish Actress, Revolutionary, Pagan, Lesbian
Bretts Again Xian
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>How do I mock your god's people? I simply rejoice in my Goddess' people.
>
>Of course it has to do with love. In the Goddess' own words "All Acts of Love
>and Pleasure are My Rituals"
>
>We make beautiful, passionate love. The most sensual and erotic depiction of
>Lesbian Lovemaking is in the movie "The Hunger" between Susan Sarandon and
>Catherine Deneuve. (make a note of that Bretts)
>
Got it. Thanks. :)
>
>The Goddess gave women the capacity for endless and limitless pleasure to honour
>Her by rejoining her in the cosmic ecstasy through that most potent of orgasms,
>La Petite Morte.
>
Oh my. *pant*
>
>I am a happy woman, a Lesbian, a priestess of the Goddess.
>
That's soooo cool!
>
>Fine, your god doesn't approve, and Our Goddess does recommend.
>I prefer Our Goddess.
>
So do I, omg, so do I.
>
>I hold hands in public, I kiss in public, I tell my lover that she is beautiful
>and desirable in public. If we are out topless I tell her that her breats are
>beautiful. Lesbian Life, my dear, passionate, tender, sensual and loving.
OMG *gasp* OMG
>
>
>Inside me i see images of women dancing and laughing.
>
Me too. Me too. Me too. OMG, me too!
>
>We will be here, fresh from our Lesbian beds....
>
OMG!!! ... I gotta go! ... bbiab
____________________
Except a man be Bretts again, he cannot
see the kingdom of God. (John 3:3)
Maud Gonne
Bretts Again Xian wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 20:43:30 GMT, Maud Gonne
> <Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
> >
> >How do I mock your god's people? I simply rejoice in my Goddess' people.
> >
> >Of course it has to do with love. In the Goddess' own words "All Acts of Love
> >and Pleasure are My Rituals"
> >
> >We make beautiful, passionate love. The most sensual and erotic depiction of
> >Lesbian Lovemaking is in the movie "The Hunger" between Susan Sarandon and
> >Catherine Deneuve. (make a note of that Bretts)
> >
>
> Got it. Thanks. :)
Not a problem hon, pass it on to women that you know.
>
>
> >
> >The Goddess gave women the capacity for endless and limitless pleasure to honour
> >Her by rejoining her in the cosmic ecstasy through that most potent of orgasms,
> >La Petite Morte.
> >
>
> Oh my. *pant*
Always makes me glad to be a Lesbian
>
>
> >
> >I am a happy woman, a Lesbian, a priestess of the Goddess.
> >
>
> That's soooo cool!
Thank you , love.
>
>
> >
> >Fine, your god doesn't approve, and Our Goddess does recommend.
> >I prefer Our Goddess.
> >
>
> So do I, omg, so do I.
>
> >
> >I hold hands in public, I kiss in public, I tell my lover that she is beautiful
> >and desirable in public. If we are out topless I tell her that her breats are
> >beautiful. Lesbian Life, my dear, passionate, tender, sensual and loving.
>
> OMG *gasp* OMG
>
> >
> >
> >Inside me i see images of women dancing and laughing.
> >
>
> Me too. Me too. Me too. OMG, me too!
>
> >
> >We will be here, fresh from our Lesbian beds....
> >
>
> OMG!!! ... I gotta go! ... bbiab
If you only had a pic of henietta and purlean together...
>
> ____________________
>
> Except a man be Bretts again, he cannot
> see the kingdom of God. (John 3:3)
--
Bretts Again Xian
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Bretts Again Xian wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 20:43:30 GMT, Maud Gonne
>> <Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >How do I mock your god's people? I simply rejoice in my Goddess' people.
>> >
>> >Of course it has to do with love. In the Goddess' own words "All Acts of Love
>> >and Pleasure are My Rituals"
>> >
>> >We make beautiful, passionate love. The most sensual and erotic depiction of
>> >Lesbian Lovemaking is in the movie "The Hunger" between Susan Sarandon and
>> >Catherine Deneuve. (make a note of that Bretts)
>> >
>>
>> Got it. Thanks. :)
>
>Not a problem hon, pass it on to women that you know.
>
I will. I'll mention it to my good friend who is a lesbian.
>>
>>
>> >
>> >The Goddess gave women the capacity for endless and limitless pleasure to honour
>> >Her by rejoining her in the cosmic ecstasy through that most potent of orgasms,
>> >La Petite Morte.
>> >
>>
>> Oh my. *pant*
>
>Always makes me glad to be a Lesbian
>
>>
>>
>> >
>> >I am a happy woman, a Lesbian, a priestess of the Goddess.
>> >
>>
>> That's soooo cool!
>
>Thank you , love.
>
>>
>>
>> >
>> >Fine, your god doesn't approve, and Our Goddess does recommend.
>> >I prefer Our Goddess.
>> >
>>
>> So do I, omg, so do I.
>>
>> >
>> >I hold hands in public, I kiss in public, I tell my lover that she is beautiful
>> >and desirable in public. If we are out topless I tell her that her breats are
>> >beautiful. Lesbian Life, my dear, passionate, tender, sensual and loving.
>>
>> OMG *gasp* OMG
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Inside me i see images of women dancing and laughing.
>> >
>>
>> Me too. Me too. Me too. OMG, me too!
>>
>> >
>> >We will be here, fresh from our Lesbian beds....
>> >
>>
>> OMG!!! ... I gotta go! ... bbiab
>
>If you only had a pic of henietta and purlean together...
>
Oh dammit! What did you have to say that for??! Now ya ruined it for
me!
David Looser
news:pan.2006.07.21....@postini.spamcon.org...
> On Sun, 16 Jul 2006 18:10:52 -0700, "Holy Queen Henrietta"
> <penici...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
> news:<1153098652.3...@35g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>...
>
>>
>> Please follow this URL and learn the Truth for yourselves:
>>
>> http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp?wpc=1031_01.asp&wpp=a
>
> LOL! That's a funny one! Keep 'em coming, Max!
>
The trouble is that it isn't, funny that is. Unlike the posts from "Queen
Henrietta" and her pals, which are clearly intended as a joke, this web page
looks for all the world as if it's meant as real propaganda of the crudest
and most unpleasant sort. I can't see any reason for it having been created,
apart from a desire to stir up hatred and bloodshed.
David.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> The trouble is that it isn't, funny that is.
It ain't supposed to be funny. That's exactly the way them Arabs is.
Just look at them. Surely you live near a sleazy liquor store that
they run somewhere. How can you let them poor women suffer under all
of that headgear?
> Unlike the posts from "Queen
> Henrietta" and her pals, which are clearly intended as a joke,
Oh no they ain't! And we're all Holy Queen Henrietta's SUBJECTS - not
her pals. One day you will be one of her subjects too - or in a
workhouse or asylum. Our Holiness Preaching is TOTALLY serious.
> this web page
> looks for all the world as if it's meant as real propaganda of the crudest
> and most unpleasant sort. I can't see any reason for it having been created,
> apart from a desire to stir up hatred and bloodshed.
No. It's supposed to lead sinners to a saving knowledge of Jesus the
Christ by showing them the error of Islam - which is a cult created by
Satan - just like homosexuality. at our Church we're gonna pray that
Holy Israel takes over Lebanon and drives the Hezb-o-llah terrorist
out!
I'm so glad that SOMEBODY wants to talk about something besides lesbian
smut. Them girls and their dawgs...
If you wanna go to heaven, just follow me!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
Bretts Again Xian
LOL. Is this your first experience with Chick Tracts? That asshole
J.T.Chick has been spewing his hateful Christian propaganda for over
30 years.
David Looser
news:n9f7c29pvv4hq8958...@4ax.com...
>
> LOL. Is this your first experience with Chick Tracts? That asshole
> J.T.Chick has been spewing his hateful Christian propaganda for over
> 30 years.
I'm afraid it is. If this stuff is meant to be taken seriously then all I
can say is that there are some seriously deranged people out there claiming
to be Christians.
David.
David Looser
news:1153672837.0...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
David Looser wrote:
> The trouble is that it isn't, funny that is.
> It ain't supposed to be funny. That's exactly the way them Arabs is.
> Just look at them. Surely you live near a sleazy liquor store that
> they run somewhere. How can you let them poor women suffer under all
> of that headgear?
>> Unlike the posts from "Queen
>> Henrietta" and her pals, which are clearly intended as a joke,
> Oh no they ain't! And we're all Holy Queen Henrietta's SUBJECTS - not
> her pals. One day you will be one of her subjects too - or in a
> workhouse or asylum. Our Holiness Preaching is TOTALLY serious.
Oh come off it! all that "Gotcha" stuff? It's either a joke, or you are all
a bunch of total loonies.
>> this web page
>> looks for all the world as if it's meant as real propaganda of the
>> crudest
>> and most unpleasant sort. I can't see any reason for it having been
>> created,
>> apart from a desire to stir up hatred and bloodshed.
> No. It's supposed to lead sinners to a saving knowledge of Jesus the
> Christ by showing them the error of Islam - which is a cult created by
> Satan - just like homosexuality. at our Church we're gonna pray that
> Holy Israel takes over Lebanon and drives the Hezb-o-llah terrorist
> out!
> I'm so glad that SOMEBODY wants to talk about something besides lesbian
> smut. Them girls and their dawgs...
> If you wanna go to heaven, just follow me!
No thank you, not if it's going to be full of people like you. Personally I
can't think of anything worse
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
Another alias? how many do you have?
Bretts Again Xian
I see that you've never spent much time here in the US, David.
FireAtWill
Are you queer.
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> Are you queer.
Me? Are you crazy? I'm a True Christian mother of eight! I heal
homosexuals. I don't join in their debauchery.
Follow me and avoid hell!
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> FireAtWill wrote:
>
> > Are you queer.
>
> Me? Are you crazy? I'm a True Christian mother of eight! I heal
> homosexuals. I don't join in their debauchery.
Well, Lurlean appears to frequent the sweet nectar of women.
>
>
> Follow me and avoid hell!
You are hell.
Watch the L word to learn the true way.
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
--
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> David Looser wrote:
>
> > The trouble is that it isn't, funny that is.
>
> It ain't supposed to be funny. That's exactly the way them Arabs is.
> Just look at them. Surely you live near a sleazy liquor store that
> they run somewhere. How can you let them poor women suffer under all
> of that headgear?
I agree...they would be much more comfortable topless and wearing a thong in a
Lesbian bistro on the riviera....
>
> > Unlike the posts from "Queen
> > Henrietta" and her pals, which are clearly intended as a joke,
>
> Oh no they ain't! And we're all Holy Queen Henrietta's SUBJECTS - not
> her pals. One day you will be one of her subjects too - or in a
> workhouse or asylum
Unlikely. She will rule backwater trashy areas that we don't want in an
enlightened nation anyways.
> Our Holiness Preaching is TOTALLY serious.
I've no doubt. and my Lesbians Recruitment efforts and our on stand-by plastic
surgeon in Montreal to do clitoroplasties for those poor women that your church
impregnates is no joke either. Neither is our planned parenthood clinic to help
any raped lesbians that the mini men impregnate.
>
>
> > this web page
> > looks for all the world as if it's meant as real propaganda of the crudest
> > and most unpleasant sort. I can't see any reason for it having been created,
> > apart from a desire to stir up hatred and bloodshed.
>
> No. It's supposed to lead sinners to a saving knowledge of Jesus the
> Christ by showing them the error of Islam - which is a cult created by
> Satan - just like homosexuality at our Church
Homosexuality did not begin at your church though it is curious that you claim
satan works there....
> we're gonna pray that
> Holy Israel takes over Lebanon and drives the Hezb-o-llah terrorist
> out!
and sends them to texas.
>
>
> I'm so glad that SOMEBODY wants to talk about something besides lesbian
> smut. Them girls and their dawgs...
I dont have dogs.
Real lesbians have cats
4 out of 5 cats prefer lesbians.
>
>
> If you wanna go to heaven, just follow me!
To an adult book store?
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
>
>
--
Craig Chilton -- Help to Make the USA Bigotry-FREE!
[ ... ]
> Stupid queer. Queer..
LOL!!! You are TRULY dumber than a dead rock!
But please DO keep proving that to everyone. You're
doing society a service by helping everyone to see just HOW
dumb a person has to be, to be bigoted against people over
such a mere TRIVIALITY as variations of NORMALCY. Which
is what sexual orientations are.
Hmmm.
Aw, the hell with it. You're far too mentally-challenged
to understand 20% of what I just wrote. You're merely
a VICTIM of the deliberate brainwashing by the RRR Cult's
leaders at people like yourself who were unfortunate enough,
by luck of the draw, to have been born thus handicapped.
That's how dishonest, unethical, UN-Christian, and VICIOUS
the RRR Cult's leaders truly are.
So to YOU, I'll say it THIS way:
Just keep right on doing what you've been doing.
-- Craig Chilton <xanad...@mchsi.com>
---
RRR Cult lemmings.
The RRR Cult leaders' BASE.
The mentally-challenged whom the leaders deliberately
and hatefully TARGET for recruitment. Because
they are the ONLY people who would be unable to
FACT-check the lying propaganda that the leaders
incessantly spew.
RRR Cult lemmings... without whom there could be NO
RRR Cult.
Craig Chilton -- Help to Make the USA Bigotry-FREE!
"Cousin Purlean Huggins" <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> ["FireAtWon't" wrote:
>> Are you queer.
> Me? Are you crazy? I'm a True Christian mother of eight!
Just never could figure out that complicated
birth control thing, huh? Tsk.
> I heal homosexuals.
Which is the equivalent of saying that your you're so DUMB
as to spend all your time trying to heal HEALTHY people.
Yep. No doubt about it. You have the primary QUALIFI-
CATION for being an RRR Cult lemming: you're a social retard.
And thus, an UN-Christian lout.
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
Ah. INBRED dolt too, huh? Figures.
> YOUR [MORONIC] Connection
-- Craig Chilton <xanad...@mchsi.com>
--
RRR cult lemmings... dumber than dirt.
America's mentally-challenged version of the Taliban.
Where common sense and intelligence combine,
a fair-minded egalitarian is ALWAYS the result. RRR
Cult lemmings always lack either one or the other, or
both, of those two elements.
Craig Chilton -- Help to Make the USA Bigotry-FREE!
Maud Gonne <Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
> Well, Lurlean appears to frequent the sweet
>nectar of women.
M-F is out to set a new record for
creating CLUELESS aliases.
-- Craig Chilton <xanad...@mchsi.com>
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Just never could figure out that complicated
> birth control thing, huh? Tsk.
In God's True Church there's only ONE kind of birth control - and that
is not making love.
My husband and me may stop this year. We pray about it every week. So
far God's been telling us to be fruitful and multiply even more. My
cousin Lurlean wants to have at least fifteen kids. I thought it would
be nice if I could have ten. But then Dr. Tucker's a lot richer than
we are. He's a medical man who cleanses women that's fallen into
disgrace. ARTIFICIAL birth control is un-Godly.
> Which is the equivalent of saying that your you're so DUMB
> as to spend all your time trying to heal HEALTHY people.
I said I heal homosexuals, Craig. They're both mentally and
spiritually ill. Ain't none of them ever tried to come on to you and
give you a disease? I mean when you were younger and still
presentable.
> Yep. No doubt about it. You have the primary QUALIFI-
> CATION for being an RRR Cult lemming: you're a social retard.
> And thus, an UN-Christian lout.
What gave you the right to define Christianity? You ain't no Christian
- that's for sure. As intolerant and hateful as you are - you ain't
even a good American. Why do you hate your country so much?
> Ah. INBRED dolt too, huh? Figures.
What gave you that idea? I'm Mother Tucker's cousin - not my
husband's. You're very prejudiced. God's gonna fire up hell to
several thousand degrees when you go there - just to show you how much
He hates your nasty mouth!
You'll NEVER get to heaven with your attitude...
Turn or BURN!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
And Don't You Forget It!
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> Craig Chilton foamed at the mouth again:
>
> > Just never could figure out that complicated
> > birth control thing, huh? Tsk.
>
> In God's True Church there's only ONE kind of birth control - and that
> is not making love.
Unnatural family planning, eh?
Have you ever considered getting a girlfriend instead?
>
> My husband and me may stop this year. We pray about it every week. So
> far God's been telling us to be fruitful and multiply even more.
You could get your husband a sex change so that you could continue to have
sex with him without birth control and not get pregnant.
> My
> cousin Lurlean wants to have at least fifteen kids. I thought it would
> be nice if I could have ten. But then Dr. Tucker's a lot richer than
> we are. He's a medical man who cleanses women that's fallen into
> disgrace. ARTIFICIAL birth control is un-Godly.
That is why I suggestedthat your husband get a sex change. Lurlean is
considering getting thurgood one.
>
>
> > Which is the equivalent of saying that your you're so DUMB
> > as to spend all your time trying to heal HEALTHY people.
>
> I said I heal homosexuals, Craig. They're both mentally and
> spiritually ill.
Actually, most of us are quite healthy, especially Lesbians.
I am very athletic, particularly in the bedroom.
> Ain't none of them ever tried to come on to you and
> give you a disease? I mean when you were younger and still
> presentable.
No one has ever given me a disease.
No one ever will.
We are the pure lesbian daughters of the Goddess.
>
>
> > Yep. No doubt about it. You have the primary QUALIFI-
> > CATION for being an RRR Cult lemming: you're a social retard.
> > And thus, an UN-Christian lout.
>
> What gave you the right to define Christianity? You ain't no Christian
> - that's for sure.
What gives you the right to define matriarchial Paganism?
> As intolerant and hateful as you are - you ain't
> even a good American. Why do you hate your country so much?
We love the secular republic that is America, and want to keep it one.
>
>
> > Ah. INBRED dolt too, huh? Figures.
>
> What gave you that idea? I'm Mother Tucker's cousin - not my
> husband's.
Really?
Has Thurgood ever gotten you pregnant?
> You're very prejudiced. God's gonna fire up hell to
> several thousand degrees when you go there - just to show you how much
> He hates your nasty mouth!
No your god will not be firing up anything.
His commandments have nothing to say about using short saxon words...
>
>
> You'll NEVER get to heaven with your attitude...
> Turn or BURN!
I turned years ago and now devote myself to supporting the turning of
others....to sapphic pleasures.
Are you ready to turn yet?
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
> And Don't You Forget It!
Maud Gonne
Irish Actress, Lesbian, Poet.
Your friendly recruitment director....
Call 1-888-FACE-SIT
Craig Chilton -- Help to Make the USA Bigotry-FREE!
"Cousin Purlean Huggins" (a.k.a. "M-F") wrote:
> Craig Chilton NAILED her stupidity AGAIN ---
>> Just never could figure out that complicated
>> birth control thing, huh? Tsk.
> In God's True Church...
...which would be about as far from YOURS as heaven
is from hell, respectively...
> .there's only ONE kind of birth control - and that
> is not making love.
Fine. Then we can expect your loony cult to become
as extinct as the Shakers any time now. No loss!
Society average level of intelligence will be a bit higher
for your absence.
> My husband and me may stop this year.
You shoulda stopped 8 kids ago, M-F. I fell sorry for
them, growing up as they are in such a TOXIC environment.
> So far God's been telling us to be fruitful and multiply
> even more.
Good advice!! Invest in a calculator and knock yourself out!
> ARTIFICIAL birth control is un-Godly.
Not in the least. But YOU certainly are.
>> Which is the equivalent of saying that your you're so DUMB
>> as to spend all your time trying to heal HEALTHY people.
> I said I heal homosexuals, Craig.
They don't need any healing, M-F. Sexual orientation merely
has variations of NORMALCY, just like we see with handedness
and eye color. But your CLUELESS bigotry is noted.
> They're both mentally and spiritually ill.
Nope. That's YOUR department.
>> Yep. No doubt about it. You have the primary QUALIFI-
>> CATION for being an RRR Cult lemming: you're a social retard.
>> And thus, an UN-Christian lout.
> What gave you the right to define Christianity?
Being a follower of Jesus. You know -- the One who
*commanded* His followers to show love and compassion
to their neighbors? Which is precisely the OPPOSITE of
what *you* do, loser.
<IDIOCY (and lying idiocy at that, flushed>
>> Ah. INBRED dolt too, huh? Figures.
>Cousin Purlean Huggins
>YOUR [Satanic} Connection
>And Don't You Forget It!
Not a chance. Your servitude to the Prince of Darkness
is ALWAYS obvious.
-- Craig Chilton <xanad...@mchsi.com>
Juanjo
"Cousin Purlean Huggins" <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1153705126....@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
>Follow me and avoid hell!
>Cousin Purlean Huggins
>YOUR Heavenly Connection
You are a shameless harlot, a bride of Satan. No decent Christian woman
would dare to speak in public not to mention have discussions with men she
is not married to on the internet. I rebuke ye and demand that you keep
silent as is your place.
Juanjo
"Cousin Purlean Huggins" <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1153712126....@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
Craig Chilton foamed at the mouth again:
> Just never could figure out that complicated
> birth control thing, huh? Tsk.
In God's True Church there's only ONE kind of birth control - and that
is not making love.
Jehovah-Bretts
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
>
>> David Looser wrote:
>>
>> > The trouble is that it isn't, funny that is.
>>
>> It ain't supposed to be funny. That's exactly the way them Arabs is.
>> Just look at them. Surely you live near a sleazy liquor store that
>> they run somewhere. How can you let them poor women suffer under all
>> of that headgear?
>
>I agree...they would be much more comfortable topless and wearing a thong in a
>Lesbian bistro on the riviera....
>
Yes! I agree with that too! And then send me the pics and vids, okay?
__________
And Moses built an altar,
and called the name of it Jehovah-Bretts.
(Exodus 17:15)
Bill Baker
David Looser wrote:
> "Cousin Purlean Huggins" <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1153672837.0...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> David Looser wrote:
>
> > The trouble is that it isn't, funny that is.
>
> > It ain't supposed to be funny. That's exactly the way them Arabs is.
> > Just look at them. Surely you live near a sleazy liquor store that
> > they run somewhere. How can you let them poor women suffer under all
> > of that headgear?
>
> >> Unlike the posts from "Queen
> >> Henrietta" and her pals, which are clearly intended as a joke,
>
> > Oh no they ain't! And we're all Holy Queen Henrietta's SUBJECTS - not
> > her pals. One day you will be one of her subjects too - or in a
> > workhouse or asylum. Our Holiness Preaching is TOTALLY serious.
>
> Oh come off it! all that "Gotcha" stuff? It's either a joke, or you are all
> a bunch of total loonies.
You're right on the money. It's all made up by a man named Max
Varazslo, who owns the First Universal Christian Kingdom, Tawdry Times
and the Church of Metamorphosis. One of the sock puppets admitted that
he was their publisher (of Usenet posts, most likely).
> >> this web page
> >> looks for all the world as if it's meant as real propaganda of the
> >> crudest
> >> and most unpleasant sort. I can't see any reason for it having been
> >> created,
> >> apart from a desire to stir up hatred and bloodshed.
>
> > No. It's supposed to lead sinners to a saving knowledge of Jesus the
> > Christ by showing them the error of Islam - which is a cult created by
> > Satan - just like homosexuality. at our Church we're gonna pray that
> > Holy Israel takes over Lebanon and drives the Hezb-o-llah terrorist
> > out!
>
> > I'm so glad that SOMEBODY wants to talk about something besides lesbian
> > smut. Them girls and their dawgs...
>
>
> > If you wanna go to heaven, just follow me!
>
> No thank you, not if it's going to be full of people like you. Personally I
> can't think of anything worse
Oh, come on, wouldn't you love to spend eternity being entertained by
this? :)
> > Cousin Purlean Huggins
> > YOUR Heavenly Connection
>
> Another alias? how many do you have?
Here are the ones I can recall just off the top of my head:
1. Brother Norman Boyd
2. Mother Bernadette Strange (Templeton)
3. Dr. Thurgood Tucker
4. Mother Lurlean Tucker
5. Brother Buck
6. Cousin Purlean Huggins
7. Henrietta Hickey (aka Grandmother Holiness)
8. Ebonica Bradlaw-Hughes
9. Velma G. Crowder
10. Sister Sunshine
11. Brother Phinehas Philpott
12. Keesha Holloway
curtsybear
On 2006-07-22, Cousin Purlean Huggins <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> The things that sex maniacs does - every kind of weird sex act. You
> probably excel at all of them, huh?
Nonsense. Like everyone, I have my strengths and weaknesses when
it comes to the vast array of deliciously weird sex acts. For
instance, while I might be above average in the "I don't care if
your pet is watching" category, I'd be way below average if the pet
joins in.
> Do you read the National Enquirer?
Is it a weird sex act if you do it *while* reading the National Enquirer?
> Once the Weekly World News printed a letter from me. I felt so
> honored.
That's like saying "I got let into the looney bin, I felt so honored."
> No they ain't. They're good kids cause my husband and me discipline
> them.
Which violent disciplines are *you* into. Most of the rest of your
smarmy cult goes in for genital mutilation, violent poisoning of
others with snakes, and other various sadistic techniques. Do you
ever keep a copperhead in your purse just to "discipline" your kids?
> Lustful morning, noon and night - that's what I mean - and promiscuous
> too! Ain't you kind of promiscuous yourself?
Promiscuous is relative. Compared to some, I'm a saint. Compared
to others, I'm a firehydrant to their thimbleful.
> I want you to know that
> you nearly killed my cousin Lurlean with frustration.
Yeah yeah yeah. One second you're trying to say I'm way to
promiscuous, the next you're saying I'm evil for not sending
mastubatory picts of me on demand.
> She thought you
> were kind of cute. I don't think you look manly enough. Are you a
> real sissy?
No. I'm quite artificial.
> Do you have any decent video showing you walking and
> talking? Nothing dirty - you understand. Do you talk with your hands
> and camp it up a lot?
I'm pretty laid back mostly. I can camp if the need arises, but
then again, I can do lots of things when the need arises, so what
of it?
>> Well, if I'm any indication, I only go to the bank about twice a
>> year.
> I'm including ATMs.
An ATM is a bank the same way that bumping into someone on the
street is hot-hot man-man sex.
> The only thing that justifies them is when they repent and stop being
> lesbos. Jesus saves FROM sin. You can't go on wallowing in
> wickedness.
What *can* I go on wallowing in?
> No more gay bars, sex clubs, sin dens OR even barber shops
> with queer barbers in them once you find Jesus.
Your hair must be stuck in the 50s, if you can't have queer barbers.
Even the lady who does my hair is more of a gay man then you'd ever
allow.
> I seen some of them do it - but I don't state at them if that's what
> you man.
Good. We don't cotton to being stared at by some funny lady with
a beehive to the moon.
> They're sick - and what they do is nasty. The men are even
> worse though. They expose private parts and grab each other
> shamelessly.
There's nothing wrong with dick. Why would it be better if we did
all this grabbing and exposing in a shameful fashion?
> Our Church has these spy cams that we use to present
> evidence during the witch hunts and purges. Our Queen says we'll be
> able to start burning witches again soon.
You Queen says a lot. You'd do good to filter the majority the
same way that Jack Daniels is distilled from rotten grubworms.
> Not personally - but I do support our Church's spies. They help keep
> hypocrites out of the House of God.
Do your church's spies get to carry guns? Do they have a license
to kill? Do they get paid to run around peeping in on other people's
sexy liasons? I could prolly do that job better than most, because
I could just join in and then I'd already be there, see?
> The devil got it - and it came bare back naked. Do you shave your butt
> hole?
In the summer. In the winter, I macrame it into a flower.
> I didn't thumb wrestle the devil. We fought tooth and nail. He pulled
> a lot of my hair out and bloodied my nose - but in the end I kickedhis
> butt and cast him out.
Where was this? What did you do to provoke him so. I mean, your
jesus-fellow walked with him for over 5 weeks in the desert and
never got into one single fight, right? Was it because they was
getting to "know" each other better and they knew daddy would never
look for them in the wild desert. Sorta a Brokeback crossed with
Laurence of Arabia crossed with the Devil in Mrs Jones?
> That's just a myth.
I wasn't talking about your bible.
> But exorcism cures possession.
Do you have specific exorcism rituals, like the circumcision rituals?
Does it all involve playing with the person's goodies?
> If they rejected it it's their loss - not ours. People in India and
> Africa need to keep their legs shut more.
Really? What percentage of them, do you think, has 10 kids? 15
kids? You know that thing about throwing rocks while you're in a
glass bathroom.
> Why don't you follow my example?
That's like me trying to play golf and telling Tiger Woods to follow
*my* example.
--
"You're really a starting to talk Southern now. I like that.
Maybe by this time next year you'll have found Jesus and become a
snake handler." -- Lurlean Tucker's latest Broadway play is based
on the deprogramming of Eliza Dolittle in Arkansas.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Nonsense. Like everyone, I have my strengths and weaknesses when
> it comes to the vast array of deliciously weird sex acts.
Only perverts think weird sex acts are in any way "delicious." Do you
take peaches or whipped cream to bed - you know, to kind of smear on
and lick off?
> For
> instance, while I might be above average in the "I don't care if
> your pet is watching" category, I'd be way below average if the pet
> joins in.
That would be cruelty to animals. A lot of lesbians enjoy the feel of
a dog's tongue between their legs though. We think it's nasty. Do you
ever watch any animal porn?
> Is it a weird sex act if you do it *while* reading the National Enquirer?
Yes! If you did that you'd be fantasizing about them trashy
Unholy-weird celebrities. It's best to make love in total darkness
so's you can concentrate on the spiritual aspects of the act of love.
Of course if you're all queer it's just lust anyway - so there ain't no
spiritual aspect to it. Why do you think so many queers do it with all
the lights on, the windows open, and a movie camera running?
> That's like saying "I got let into the looney bin, I felt so honored."
That's rude! The Weekly World News used to be a decent paper - till
they got rid of Dear Dotti and put that queer in there! Dotti used to
tell queers to kill theirself!
> Which violent disciplines are *you* into.
Just whupping.
> Most of the rest of your smarmy cult
Cult? What do you mean by that? I'm in God's Only TRUE Church, not
any cult. Watch your mouth!
> goes in for genital mutilation,
Not our church. We believe in the purification of the privates. Are
your privates pure? Her Majesty says you don't even know if you've got
herpes yet.
> violent poisoning of others with snakes,
That ain't the purpose of snake handling. Jesus told us to pick up
deadly serpents. You get bit only if your faith is week. I do snake
handling all the time now and I don't never get bit. I was afraid of
snakes for a long time but then I prayed for guidance and God led me to
the reptile house and told me to have at it. God watched over me and
no snake dared to bite me. Dr. Tucker used snake venom to cure
Sunshine Naylor's AIDS infection.
> and other various sadistic techniques.
Sadistic? That sounds more like a queer fetish. Dr. Tucker says I can
decorate at least two of the new theme rooms we're putting in the Pain
Center. We want it to make it more like hell so's people will be
encouraged to stay out of the pit. We're gonna put in more pillories
and hanging cages too, to go with the sunlamps and furnaces.
> Do you
> ever keep a copperhead in your purse just to "discipline" your kids?
No. Kids ain't supposed to pick up serpents - only adults. Besides, I
got good kids. If they get out of line we just tape their mouths shut.
It helps if you don't allow them to watch no TV. They study the Bible
all day instead.
> Promiscuous is relative. Compared to some, I'm a saint. Compared
> to others, I'm a firehydrant to their thimbleful.
How many different sex partners have you had this year? Can you
recollect? Do you ever go to bed with men whose name you don't know?
> Yeah yeah yeah. One second you're trying to say I'm way to
> promiscuous,
I asked. I didn't "say" one way or another. Besides, sending pictures
to my poor frustated cousin ain't the same as screwing around with a
lot of men.
> the next you're saying I'm evil for not sending
> mastubatory picts of me on demand.
I didn't say that. You could have sent just a regular nude with Mr.
Softie. That would have been just fine.
> No. I'm quite artificial.
Do you giggle and squeal though - or shriek?
> I'm pretty laid back mostly. I can camp if the need arises, but
> then again, I can do lots of things when the need arises, so what
> of it?
I just wondered if you were a girly man.
> An ATM is a bank the same way that bumping into someone on the
> street is hot-hot man-man sex.
For queers, I'm sure there ain't much difference.
> What *can* I go on wallowing in?
What makes you wanna wallow at all? Wouldn't you rather be washed in
the blood till you're spotless and white as snow?
> Your hair must be stuck in the 50s, if you can't have queer barbers.
> Even the lady who does my hair is more of a gay man then you'd ever
> allow.
Probably. Is she one of them tranny girls?
> Good. We don't cotton to being stared at by some funny lady with
> a beehive to the moon.
I don't have a beehive. I look like Bobbie Gentry.
> There's nothing wrong with d*ck.
Maybe not if it's kept in its place. You're ashamed of yours though,
huh? Is it on the small side?
> Why would it be better if we did
> all this grabbing and exposing in a shameful fashion?
No. It would be better if you found Jesus, turned right, and went
STRAIGHT!
> You Queen says a lot. You'd do good to filter the majority the
> same way that Jack Daniels is distilled from rotten grubworms.
That's the devil's potion. Her Majesty will only burn the evil witches
who refuse to repent and part with their cash.
> Do your church's spies get to carry guns?
Some of them do.
> Do they have a license to kill?
No. We don't believe in senseless killing - only in capital punishment
for adulterers.
> Do they get paid to run around peeping in on other people's
> sexy liasons?
Liaisons. Well - yes - some of them draw a snoop salary.
> I could prolly do that job better than most, because
> I could just join in and then I'd already be there, see?
But that's sinful. You're supposed to RESIST surch fleshly urges!
> In the summer. In the winter, I macrame it into a flower.
Who gets to see it that way?
> Where was this? What did you do to provoke him so.
I was trying to cast him out of a possessed sinner. Oh how he put up a
fight! She was a teenage slut he was using to spread VD.
> I mean, your
> jesus-fellow
Jesus Christ! Show some respect.
> walked with him for over 5 weeks in the desert and
No. Our Lord was tempted but He resisted!
> never got into one single fight, right? Was it because they was
> getting to "know" each other better and they knew daddy would never
> look for them in the wild desert. Sorta a Brokeback crossed with
> Laurence of Arabia crossed with the Devil in Mrs Jones?
That's supposed to be MISS Jones. That is all very nasty. Why don't
you go to church and ask God to forgive your sins?
> I wasn't talking about your bible.
I wasn't neither. The Holy Bible is ALL true!
> Do you have specific exorcism rituals, like the circumcision rituals?
Yes.
> Does it all involve playing with the person's goodies?
That all depends on where the demons are.
> Really? What percentage of them, do you think, has 10 kids? 15
> kids? You know that thing about throwing rocks while you're in a
> glass bathroom.
They can't afford to raise that many kids. We can. The Tuckers can
afford even more. Doctors make a lot of money.
> That's like me trying to play golf and telling Tiger Woods to follow
> *my* example.
But when it comes to heaven I'm more like Tiger Woods. I'm real tight
with Jesus.
> "You're really a starting to talk Southern now. I like that.
> Maybe by this time next year you'll have found Jesus and become a
> snake handler." -- Lurlean Tucker's latest Broadway play is based
> on the deprogramming of Eliza Dolittle in Arkansas.
Do you ever say anything nice about your biggest admirer? My cousin
thinks you're hot.
Lost? Just follow me!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
A Real McCoy
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
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Juanjo
"Cousin Purlean Huggins" is a harlot of satan
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> curtsybear wrote:
>
> > Nonsense. Like everyone, I have my strengths and weaknesses when
> > it comes to the vast array of deliciously weird sex acts.
>
> Only perverts think weird sex acts are in any way "delicious." Do you
> take peaches or whipped cream to bed - you know, to kind of smear on
> and lick off?
Obviously you do..
I knew it, all of your church's members are fetishists .
"Whip a boi for Jesus"
>
>
> > For
> > instance, while I might be above average in the "I don't care if
> > your pet is watching" category, I'd be way below average if the pet
> > joins in.
>
> That would be cruelty to animals. A lot of lesbians enjoy the feel of
> a dog's tongue between their legs though. We think it's nasty. Do you
> ever watch any animal porn?
Lesbians do not enjoy it.
Fetishists do, like you and your cousin.
>
>
> > Is it a weird sex act if you do it *while* reading the National Enquirer?
>
> Yes! If you did that you'd be fantasizing about them trashy
> Unholy-weird celebrities. It's best to make love in total darkness
> so's you can concentrate on the spiritual aspects of the act of love.
> Of course if you're all queer it's just lust anyway - so there ain't no
> spiritual aspect to it. Why do you think so many queers do it with all
> the lights on, the windows open, and a movie camera running?
For money or for art...
>
>
> > That's like saying "I got let into the looney bin, I felt so honored."
>
> That's rude! The Weekly World News used to be a decent paper - till
> they got rid of Dear Dotti and put that queer in there! Dotti used to
> tell queers to kill theirself!
Did she join The First Untied Church of the Holey Ass?
>
>
> > Which violent disciplines are *you* into.
>
> Just whupping.
Ahh---BDSM...your Church's most common one.
>
> > Most of the rest of your smarmy cult
>
> Cult? What do you mean by that? I'm in God's Only TRUE Church, not
> any cult. Watch your mouth!
Cult, like the Manson Family, the Koresh Cult, and the Hickey Family.
>
>
> > goes in for genital mutilation,
>
> Not our church. We believe in the purification of the privates. Are
> your privates pure? Her Majesty says you don't even know if you've got
> herpes yet.
Clitoridectomies are mutilations, and illegal ones at that.
>
>
> > violent poisoning of others with snakes,
>
> That ain't the purpose of snake handling. Jesus told us to pick up
> deadly serpents.
Would a very large penis be a deadly serpent?
Of course, In my faith, we think that all of them are deadly, large or not, for
we know not man.
> You get bit only if your faith is week. I do snake
> handling all the time now and I don't never get bit. I was afraid of
> snakes for a long time but then I prayed for guidance and God led me to
> the reptile house and told me to have at it. God watched over me and
> no snake dared to bite me. Dr. Tucker used snake venom to cure
> Sunshine Naylor's AIDS infection.
And got her pregnant or had someone do that.
>
>
> > and other various sadistic techniques.
>
> Sadistic? That sounds more like a queer fetish. Dr. Tucker says I can
> decorate at least two of the new theme rooms we're putting in the Pain
> Center. We want it to make it more like hell so's people will be
> encouraged to stay out of the pit.
Just make it look like Mother Hickey's throne room then.
> We're gonna put in more pillories
> and hanging cages too, to go with the sunlamps and furnaces.
Nice touch, for that "suffered in" look that is all the rage with you vile
fetishists
>
>
> > Do you
> > ever keep a copperhead in your purse just to "discipline" your kids?
>
> No. Kids ain't supposed to pick up serpents - only adults.
Figures. You are into paedophilia. Your kids are supposed to pick up adults.
> Besides, I
> got good kids. If they get out of line we just tape their mouths shut.
> It helps if you don't allow them to watch no TV. They study the Bible
> all day instead.
Wicked book, there are all kinds of vile sexual behaviours in it.
>
>
>
> > Promiscuous is relative. Compared to some, I'm a saint. Compared
> > to others, I'm a firehydrant to their thimbleful.
>
> How many different sex partners have you had this year? Can you
> recollect? Do you ever go to bed with men whose name you don't know?
How many "naughty boys" have you "spanked for Jesus?"
>
>
> > Yeah yeah yeah. One second you're trying to say I'm way to
> > promiscuous,
>
> I asked. I didn't "say" one way or another. Besides, sending pictures
> to my poor frustated cousin ain't the same as screwing around with a
> lot of men.
Frustrated?
So the pics are for masturbation purposes?
Cant Lurlean just find a nice girl?
> > Good. We don't cotton to being stared at by some funny lady with
> > a beehive to the moon.
>
> I don't have a beehive. I look like Bobbie Gentry.
or Bobby Darrin....
>
>
> That's the devil's potion. Her Majesty will only burn the evil witches
> who refuse to repent and part with their cash.
She is not getting my money, the Goddess is....
>
>
> > Do your church's spies get to carry guns?
>
> Some of them do.
paint ball guns , whips, cats o 9-tails, etc, everything a good Dominatrix
needs
>
>
> > Do they have a license to kill?
>
> No. We don't believe in senseless killing - only in capital punishment
> for adulterers.
>
> > Do they get paid to run around peeping in on other people's
> > sexy liasons?
>
> Liaisons. Well - yes - some of them draw a snoop salary.
Thurgood and the bathhouses---makes sense now...
>
>
>
>
> > never got into one single fight, right? Was it because they was
> > getting to "know" each other better and they knew daddy would never
> > look for them in the wild desert. Sorta a Brokeback crossed with
> > Laurence of Arabia crossed with the Devil in Mrs Jones?
>
> That's supposed to be MISS Jones. That is all very nasty. Why don't
> you go to church and ask God to forgive your sins?
If the devil were a woman, I might consider walking with her just for some fun,
but alas, the only devil is that weak willed woman henrietta who permists
genital mutilations.
>
>
> > I wasn't talking about your bible.
>
> I wasn't neither. The Holy Bible is ALL true!
Which of the two creation stories is true?
Jehovah-Bretts
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
>
>> curtsybear wrote:
>>
>> > Nonsense. Like everyone, I have my strengths and weaknesses when
>> > it comes to the vast array of deliciously weird sex acts.
>>
>> Only perverts think weird sex acts are in any way "delicious." Do you
>> take peaches or whipped cream to bed - you know, to kind of smear on
>> and lick off?
>
>Obviously you do..
>I knew it, all of your church's members are fetishists .
>"Whip a boi for Jesus"
>
>>
>>
>> > For
>> > instance, while I might be above average in the "I don't care if
>> > your pet is watching" category, I'd be way below average if the pet
>> > joins in.
>>
>> That would be cruelty to animals. A lot of lesbians enjoy the feel of
>> a dog's tongue between their legs though. We think it's nasty. Do you
>> ever watch any animal porn?
>
>Lesbians do not enjoy it.
>Fetishists do, like you and your cousin.
>
It's the only action that Purlean and her inbred cousins ever get.
curtsybear
> Only perverts think weird sex acts are in any way "delicious." Do you
> take peaches or whipped cream to bed - you know, to kind of smear on
> and lick off?
Peaches? Do you think I sleep on plastic sheets? I don't even
like crackers in bed -- neither type of cracker, mind you.
As far as whipped cream, there's no way in hell I'd be caught dead
playing with whipped cream in bed. Our pussy, Princess Pearle, is
way way way too insistent when she hears the whushhhhing sound and
there's no way we'd get anything done but feeding the pussy, and
that's not my bedly habits.
> That would be cruelty to animals. A lot of lesbians enjoy the feel of
> a dog's tongue between their legs though. We think it's nasty. Do you
> ever watch any animal porn?
You mean like the Discovery channel? That's not animal porn, per
se, since it has scientific value, which immediately disallows the
porn police to come whapping on the door.
> Yes! If you did that you'd be fantasizing about them trashy
> Unholy-weird celebrities. It's best to make love in total darkness
> so's you can concentrate on the spiritual aspects of the act of love.
What if it is during the daytime? I mean, it stays light outside
quite a long time now in the summer, you know... Would a blind
person have to do it in the dark too?
> Of course if you're all queer it's just lust anyway - so there ain't no
> spiritual aspect to it. Why do you think so many queers do it with all
> the lights on, the windows open, and a movie camera running?
The lights are on so we can see what's happening. I mean, if it
is really really dark, even your sperm donor could get a bit off
course and then you're having anal sex and didn't even mean to, eh?
> That's rude! The Weekly World News used to be a decent paper - till
> they got rid of Dear Dotti and put that queer in there! Dotti used to
> tell queers to kill theirself!
Really? I never read that piece of trash, so I never knew what
sort of worthless flop was writing this "Dear Dotti" column you
speak of.
> Just whupping.
Whupping with belts, hickory switches, ladles, frying pans, vacuum
attachments?
> Cult? What do you mean by that? I'm in God's Only TRUE Church, not
> any cult. Watch your mouth!
I'll go crosseyed if I do that. It's not a fashionable look.
> Not our church. We believe in the purification of the privates. Are
> your privates pure? Her Majesty says you don't even know if you've got
> herpes yet.
Am I supposed to know? I mean, there's a lot of people with the
herpes virus who are asymptomatic. And there's no such thing as
"purification" when what you're really talking about is slashing
around the crotch area with a machete.
> That ain't the purpose of snake handling. Jesus told us to pick up
> deadly serpents. You get bit only if your faith is week.
Snake handling is an inshoot from old pagan religions, you know.
You might as well be wearing a diaper and playing the flute in front
of a cobra in a woven basket.
> I do snake
> handling all the time now and I don't never get bit. I was afraid of
> snakes for a long time but then I prayed for guidance and God led me to
> the reptile house and told me to have at it. God watched over me and
> no snake dared to bite me. Dr. Tucker used snake venom to cure
> Sunshine Naylor's AIDS infection.
See? That proves the point about them attacking people with venomous
snakes.
> Sadistic? That sounds more like a queer fetish. Dr. Tucker says I can
> decorate at least two of the new theme rooms we're putting in the Pain
> Center.
Now you think you're a decorator? Well, at least remember the
leather wallpaper.
> We want it to make it more like hell so's people will be
> encouraged to stay out of the pit. We're gonna put in more pillories
> and hanging cages too, to go with the sunlamps and furnaces.
Cool. Bondage and a suntan. Sounds like a niche business which
should do well out there.
> No. Kids ain't supposed to pick up serpents - only adults. Besides, I
> got good kids. If they get out of line we just tape their mouths shut.
> It helps if you don't allow them to watch no TV. They study the Bible
> all day instead.
When you got them all duct-tape-up don't their noses get all snotty?
Are there snot crusts around their favorite bible passages?
> How many different sex partners have you had this year? Can you
> recollect? Do you ever go to bed with men whose name you don't know?
This year as in calendar or as in fiscal? I could recollect them
if necessary, but I'd only do that so that in re-collecting them I
could get them all in once place and have even more fun. Prolly
have trouble getting that Canadian to fly all the way down for a
quick fuck, though. And, if I don't know their names, I've no
problem making up ones for them. Like Magnet, Swiffer, and Febreeze.
> I asked. I didn't "say" one way or another. Besides, sending pictures
> to my poor frustated cousin ain't the same as screwing around with a
> lot of men.
How so? Sending movies of me masturbating doesn't even count a
little on the promiscuity-scale?
> I didn't say that. You could have sent just a regular nude with Mr.
> Softie. That would have been just fine.
Nope. She was wanting the full moneyshot. She even prayed to your
favorite devil for especial dispensation so she wouldn't feel all
Onan-by-proxy for getting me to do it.
> Do you giggle and squeal though - or shriek?
What's wrong with good old-fashioned moaning and sweating?
> I just wondered if you were a girly man.
I've been a lot of things and intend on being a lot more. Classifying
me one way or the other is a lot like trying to as what color the
air is. Unless you're in LA, where the air has more color than a
circus clown reunion.
> For queers, I'm sure there ain't much difference.
I'll guarantee you that bumping into someone IS much different than
hot-hot-man-man sex, even for us queers. Perhaps your sex life is
so sedate, it's you who can't tell the difference?
> What makes you wanna wallow at all? Wouldn't you rather be washed in
> the blood till you're spotless and white as snow?
We've done this schtick before about washing in blood being really
bad for whites. Try bleach or one of those other oxidizers like
OxyClean. If you're hard up, you can soak in some peroxide.
> Probably. Is she one of them tranny girls?
Not to my knowledge, since she got a little girl. As far as I know,
trannies can't push kids outta their hooies.
> I don't have a beehive. I look like Bobbie Gentry.
You're a dyke? There's quite a few here in the south what look
like olden male singers too -- the greased hair and the white t-shirt
and all. You'd fit right in.
> Maybe not if it's kept in its place. You're ashamed of yours though,
> huh? Is it on the small side?
I've only had two guys in bed with bigger ones. Of course, most
big dick is gay anyway, so if I had to hazard a guess, I'd prolly
say no, not near the small side.
> No. It would be better if you found Jesus, turned right, and went
> STRAIGHT!
But I just turned left and went gaily forwards. You're trying to
make me take a U-turn and get picked up by the cops, and I ain't
got the time to blow them right now.
> That's the devil's potion. Her Majesty will only burn the evil witches
> who refuse to repent and part with their cash.
Ahh. Another inquisition. Are y'all still using the rack to elicit
confessions, or have you gone modern and cram them fulla excito-substances
until they've gone across the floor on the power of their own
whipping eyelashes?
> Some of them do.
Do they carry handguns or rifles?
> No. We don't believe in senseless killing - only in capital punishment
> for adulterers.
Wow are they gonna be busy. I don't think there's but 30% or so
what ain't gonna get killed in the end.
> Liaisons. Well - yes - some of them draw a snoop salary.
Is that bigger pay than running around to gay bars and hollering
your tripe, or do they accept lower pay since they get some sorta
fringe benefit?
> But that's sinful. You're supposed to RESIST surch fleshly urges!
So I can watch but touching would be sinful? You must really like porn.
> Who gets to see it that way?
Well, the winter bois do. Or are you talking about the shaved style?
> I was trying to cast him out of a possessed sinner. Oh how he put up a
> fight! She was a teenage slut he was using to spread VD.
VD is too non-specific. Your chult is well-known for injecting
just the right mix of specificity and lunacy, so you'd better hone
your skills or they're gonna replace you and claim you went lezbo
or something.
> Jesus Christ! Show some respect.
Jesus Christ! What's that smell?
> No. Our Lord was tempted but He resisted!
You didn't resist. You just went on in got a good body-clamp on
that devil and did your pussy-grind till dawn, when it was suddenly
not dark enough for you to get away with the excuse of "but I thought
it was my husband, honest... Although I *was* wondering how he'd
grown a bigger dick, but thought I'd just ask later on..." So
THAT'S why you insist on it being dark. All the incubi flying
around finally give him talent!
> That's supposed to be MISS Jones. That is all very nasty. Why don't
> you go to church and ask God to forgive your sins?
That's like going to the hospital and asking them to bake you a pie.
> I wasn't neither. The Holy Bible is ALL true!
You were neither? Neither holy nor true?
> Yes.
> That all depends on where the demons are.
Well, let's say I've got some demons in my crawlspace. Do you have
to go knifing my dick?
> They can't afford to raise that many kids. We can. The Tuckers can
> afford even more. Doctors make a lot of money.
And it costs almost nothing to live in India. Raising 15 kids in
San Fran is the equivalent of raising 3,000 kids in India, dollar
for dollar, you realize.
> But when it comes to heaven I'm more like Tiger Woods.
And when it comes to sex, I'm more like Lance Armstrong... Able
to do days on end uphill with one testicle tied behind my back.
> I'm real tight
> with Jesus.
I'll bet after 10 kids, you aren't tight with anyone.
> Do you ever say anything nice about your biggest admirer? My cousin
> thinks you're hot.
I never say anything bad about her at all. I certainly denounce
her chult every time I get a chance, and I won't tie my tongue when
it comes to discussing the lunacy they get her to involve herself
with, but that's all the same thing -- helping her to see the
wrongness she's got draped over her and getting her back to the
rational world before she goes and has five more of the old quack's
evil sproggen tearing out her vagina and spreading evil wholesale.
> Lost? Just follow me!
Not lost? Then you meant to be here. With me. So unzip those pants.
--
"It wastes the sacred seed of men and the precious eggs of women.
It takes the focus of sexual relations off reproduction and the Sanctity
of the Family. It kindles wanton lusts and rips apart the fabric of
society by destroying families. It turns people into hedonists and
flesh worshippers." -- Bernadette leads up to the inevitable 'It slices.
It dices. It purees old turnips. And it CAN be yours for only three
E-E-E-zee payments of $9.99'
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Peaches? Do you think I sleep on plastic sheets?
Who knows? Don't you enjoy peeing on your partners? Don't most
queers?
> I don't even
> like crackers in bed -- neither type of cracker, mind you.
Well now we know. It's that your kind are so perverted I can't put
anything past you. And you know I can't trust you to tell the truth
either.
> As far as whipped cream, there's no way in hell I'd be caught dead
> playing with whipped cream in bed. Our pussy, Princess Pearle, is
> way way way too insistent when she hears the whushhhhing sound and
> there's no way we'd get anything done but feeding the pussy, and
> that's not my bedly habits.
Crudely put but sad!
> You mean like the Discovery channel? That's not animal porn, per
> se, since it has scientific value, which immediately disallows the
> porn police to come whapping on the door.
I mean people doing dogs, pigs, and sheep. You know how most queers
are around dogs. They can't resist.
> What if it is during the daytime?
Why on earth would you wanna have sex in the daytime when there's so
much other stuff to do? No - God doesn't approve of that. Sorry.
> I mean, it stays light outside
> quite a long time now in the summer, you know...
So just have less sex.
> Would a blind
> person have to do it in the dark too?
Yes. Even if both parties were totally blind, if they did it in the
daytime somebody else might see them. We can't have none of that now.
Sex is supposed to be secret and private - except when you model for my
cousin Lurlean.
> The lights are on so we can see what's happening.
You and everybody else in the neighborhood.
> I mean, if it
> is really really dark, even your sperm donor could get a bit off
> course and then you're having anal sex and didn't even mean to, eh?
No way. A woman would know right away and scream out in pain. Most
men can tell the difference too unless it's their first time or
something like that.
> Really? I never read that piece of trash,
I said the Weekly World News. It ain't trash! Leastways it wasn't
till they put that queer in there - Miss Adventure.
> so I never knew what
> sort of worthless flop was writing this "Dear Dotti" column you
> speak of.
She was a real smart advice columnist. Lechers and lesbos were always
hitting on her - and she always put them in their place.
> Whupping with belts, hickory switches, ladles, frying pans, vacuum
> attachments?
Usually just a Queen Henrietta Aerodynamic Paddle. Otherwise a Prince
Hubert razor strop.
> I'll go crosseyed if I do that. It's not a fashionable look.
I don't belong to no cult. Watch what you say about God's people.
> Am I supposed to know? I mean, there's a lot of people with the
> herpes virus who are asymptomatic.
The test can find the virus in your nerve endings anyways. Have you
ever had any butt warts?
> And there's no such thing as
> "purification" when what you're really talking about is slashing
> around the crotch area with a machete.
Ain't nobody in our Church ever used a machete to purify anybody's
private parts. Why are you against Holy Circumcision? God DEMANDS it
of the Truly Faithful. Don't you wanna show the Lord you're willing to
obey His commandments?
> Snake handling is an inshoot from old pagan religions, you know.
No it ain't. It comes straight out of the Gospel of Mark.
> You might as well be wearing a diaper and playing the flute in front
> of a cobra in a woven basket.
Is that how you do it?
> See? That proves the point about them attacking people with venomous
> snakes.
How? She picked up the snake herself. God used its venom to kill the
AIDS virus and heal her. I call that the Power of God. Hallelujah!
> Now you think you're a decorator? Well, at least remember the
> leather wallpaper.
I don't plan to use no leather on the walls. See how you try to
sexualize everything. We want it to look and FEEL like hell, so
there'll be images of fire all over the walls.
> Cool. Bondage and a suntan. Sounds like a niche business which
> should do well out there.
But it's a spiritual place where demons will be drove out of people,
not no kinky sex club. You've got SUCH a dirty mind! Do you have to
clean a lot of gunk out of your ears every day?
> When you got them all duct-tape-up don't their noses get all snotty?
Not usually, but if they do we can wipe snot away and tel them to stop
blubbering or deal with the Paddle.
> Are there snot crusts around their favorite bible
Bible!!!!!
> passages?
No way. Then they'd get the Cage.
> This year as in calendar or as in fiscal?
Calendar. January thru July to date. You won't tell the truth, will
you?
> I could recollect them
> if necessary, but I'd only do that so that in re-collecting them I
> could get them all in once place and have even more fun.
Sex maniac! God will bust your balls for that!
> Prolly
> have trouble getting that Canadian to fly all the way down for a
> quick f*ck,
Can you spare me the gutter talk please. I'm a lady.
> though. And, if I don't know their names, I've no
> problem making up ones for them. Like Magnet, Swiffer, and Febreeze.
Do they pick up dirt off of the floor?
> How so? Sending movies of me masturbating doesn't even count a
> little on the promiscuity-scale?
No - on account of there ain't nobody else involved. Promiscuity means
having lots of different partners.
> Nope. She was wanting the full moneyshot.
You could have bargained with her.
> She even prayed to your
> favorite devil
My cousin Lurlean does NOT pray to any devil!
> for especial dispensation so she wouldn't feel all
> Onan-by-proxy for getting me to do it.
She got GOD's permission to study your nude form and its attributes and
functions - purely for scientifical reasons. But you held out on her.
> What's wrong with good old-fashioned moaning and sweating?
It ain't dignified! You're supposed to be quiet in bed so won't nobody
know what you're up to.
> I've been a lot of things and intend on being a lot more. Classifying
> me one way or the other is a lot like trying to as what color the
> air is. Unless you're in LA, where the air has more color than a
> circus clown reunion.
It ain't exactly crystal clear in Huntsville this time of year neither
you know!
> I'll guarantee you that bumping into someone IS much different than
> hot-hot-man-man sex, even for us queers. Perhaps your sex life is
> so sedate, it's you who can't tell the difference?
But most encounters with men turn sexual for you all, don't they? You
know how randy you all are.
> We've done this schtick before about washing in blood being really
> bad for whites. Try bleach or one of those other oxidizers like
> OxyClean. If you're hard up, you can soak in some peroxide.
But the Blood of Christ washes away sins. No chemical preparations can
do it.
> Not to my knowledge, since she got a little girl.
She probably kidnapped her from a poor woman who couldn't afford no
decent baby sitter.
> As far as I know, trannies can't push kids outta their hooies.
Do you talk about your own birth that way?
> You're a dyke? There's quite a few here in the south what look
> like olden male singers too -- the greased hair and the white t-shirt
> and all. You'd fit right in.
Bobbie Gentry ain't no dyke! Do you even remember her? She's still
very pretty.
> I've only had two guys in bed with bigger ones. Of course, most
> big d*ck is gay anyway, so if I had to hazard a guess, I'd prolly
> say no, not near the small side.
But you won't prove it with no picture, huh? I think you're just
lying!
> But I just turned left and went gaily forwards.
So turn back. That's the only way you'll ever escape hell.
> You're trying to
> make me take a U-turn and get picked up by the cops, and I ain't
> got the time to blow them right now.
That's disgusting. I want you to be cleansed inside.
> Ahh. Another inquisition. Are y'all still using the rack to elicit
> confessions, or have you gone modern and cram them fulla excito-substances
> until they've gone across the floor on the power of their own
> whipping eyelashes?
Our Holy Pain Center is technologically up to date.
> Do they carry handguns or rifles?
Mostly handguns. Why do you ask? They only use them in self-defense.
> Wow are they gonna be busy. I don't think there's but 30% or so
> what ain't gonna get killed in the end.
Oh, I think people will repent and swear off the sinning. Or else!
> Is that bigger pay than running around to gay bars and hollering
> your tripe,
Tripe? I don't holler tripe. You're so disrespectful. Didn't your
mama teach you no manners?
> or do they accept lower pay since they get some sorta
> fringe benefit?
You'll have to ask one of them. I cook for them every chance I get.
Spying on adulterers and whores is hard work.
> So I can watch but touching would be sinful? You must really like porn.
No. It's evil. You can't watch cause you're spiritually stained. You
would fall right into temptation.
> Well, the winter bois do. Or are you talking about the shaved style?
Ain't "bois" girly men? I hear you all shave your butts just so's you
can get rimmed deeper. Is that true? Who rims you?
> VD is too non-specific. Your chult
Chult? What is THAT supposed to mean? Can't you spell Holy Church?
That's what I go to - God's ONLY True Church.
> is well-known for injecting
> just the right mix of specificity and lunacy, so you'd better hone
> your skills or they're gonna replace you and claim you went lezbo
> or something.
They spread all KINDS of VD. How many have you had? What about
chiggers? And there ain't no lunacy in Our Holy Church neither.
> Jesus Christ! What's that smell?
It must be your smegma! You better be nice to Jesus if you don't wanna
suffer agonies in the Putrid Pit too!
> You didn't resist. You just went on in got a good body-clamp on
> that devil and did your p*ssy-grind till dawn, when it was suddenly
> not dark enough for you to get away with the excuse of "but I thought
> it was my husband, honest... Although I *was* wondering how he'd
> grown a bigger dick, but thought I'd just ask later on..." So
> THAT'S why you insist on it being dark. All the incubi flying
> around finally give him talent!
Listen at you! You got a NASTY mouth! I am a good Christian woman. I
WRESTLE with Satan. I don't play games with him. And I'm TOTALLY
faithful to my husband.
> That's like going to the hospital and asking them to bake you a pie.
That ain't true. At our Holy Church we can cast the demons out of your
butthole and get rid of that nasty old foreskin too!
> You were neither? Neither holy nor true?
I am BOTH holy and true. You know what I mean. You understand the
lingo even if you speak queer talk.
> Well, let's say I've got some demons in my crawlspace. Do you have
> to go knifing my d*ck?
Yes! We gotta cut off their escape route and eliminate their hiding
places!
> And it costs almost nothing to live in India. Raising 15 kids in
> San Fran is the equivalent of raising 3,000 kids in India, dollar
> for dollar, you realize.
But God has blessed them. When they get that many they'll probably
move back to God's Country though. There's too many bums in
California. And don't even get me started on them queer pedophiles.
> And when it comes to sex, I'm more like Lance Armstrong...
God smote his balls with cancer I recollect. They swole up bigger than
grapefruits! Is that what you mean?
> Able
> to do days on end uphill with one testicle tied behind my back.
God may take even that one away from you!
> I'll bet after 10 kids, you aren't tight with anyone.
I ain't had that many yet - but you get your mind out of the gutter.
God always blesses me.
> I never say anything bad about her at all.
Liar!
> I certainly denounce
> her chult
Chult? Why don't you call it what it is - God's ONLY TRUE CHURCH???
> every time I get a chance,
Why? You'll go to hell for criticizing any part of it!
> and I won't tie my tongue when
> it comes to discussing the lunacy they get her to involve herself
> with, but that's all the same thing -- helping her to see the
> wrongness she's got draped over her and getting her back to the
> rational world before she goes and has five more of the old quack's
> evil sproggen tearing out her vagina and spreading evil wholesale.
That is so rude of you! I'm gonna abandon you to hell!
> Not lost? Then you meant to be here. With me. So unzip those pants.
I seldom wear pants. And besides - you're scared of what I got under
my dress. It's holy and sanctified.
I'll pray for you --
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> I don't know which of you makes me sicker. You, Chilton, "boob"&carole,
> or Purlean. You're all equally disgusting.
Me disgusting? You must be crazy! I ain't like none of them perverts.
I'm a True Christian. I'm here to help people thru their spiritual
emergencies. Pray to God and I'm sure He'll tell you to listen to me.
Then please send money.
If you wanna go to heaven,
Just follow me!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> bobshomosexuallover wrote:
>
> > I don't know which of you makes me sicker. You, Chilton, "boob"&carole,
> > or Purlean. You're all equally disgusting.
>
> Me disgusting? You must be crazy! I ain't like none of them perverts.
> I'm a True Christian. I'm here to help people thru their spiritual
> emergencies. Pray to God and I'm sure He'll tell you to listen to me.
> Then please send money
Is "please send money" your church's motto?
> .
>
> If you wanna go to heaven,
> Just follow me!
I prefer following Lesbians to seculded beaches.
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
--
Maud Gonne
bobshomosexuallover wrote:
> Maud Gonne wrote:
>
> > > You'll NEVER get to heaven with your attitude...
> > > Turn or BURN!
> >
> > I turned years ago and now devote myself to supporting the turning of
> > others....to sapphic pleasures.
> > Are you ready to turn yet?
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Cousin Purlean Huggins
> > > YOUR Heavenly Connection
> > > And Don't You Forget It!
> >
> > Maud Gonne
> > Irish Actress, Lesbian, Poet.
> > Your friendly recruitment director....
> > Call 1-888-FACE-SIT
> > --
>
>
> I don't know which of you makes me sicker. You, Chilton, "boob"&carole,
> or Purlean. You're all equally disgusting.
I am not sure quite what about my own writing it is that you find offensive.
curtsybear
> Who knows? Don't you enjoy peeing on your partners? Don't most
> queers?
Not my schtick. Not that I'm gonna bow out if there's a group of
pee-ers, but I'm not liable to begin such a thing. I guess you
could call that pee-er pressure? In any case, not my bed anyway.
> Well now we know. It's that your kind are so perverted I can't put
> anything past you. And you know I can't trust you to tell the truth
> either.
I tell all of the truth, unlike you. I stand and eschew the redneck
cracker and his white-sheeted minions. But you, dismayed at my
lack of love for the wailing bubbas in bedwear, take my discardation
of crackerinas (of which, I'm sad to say there are a subset in the
gay community) as something which is not the truth. Believe me,
live in Alabamy and you too would refuse dick from the ignorant and
hateful, no matter how cute and well-hung those skinheads may be.
> Crudely put but sad!
She can have her whipped cream dollops in the kitchen or offa my
finger during dessert. She has no need to bother my precious bed
olympics to get a treat.
> I mean people doing dogs, pigs, and sheep. You know how most queers
> are around dogs. They can't resist.
They do resist. In fact, their ability to tender the upbringing a
dog needs is wide and far more than most of those around here do
for their human sproggen. In Germany, it is wide and far a given
fact that those who would bring their dog into a restaurant are
better patrons than those who would bring a child, as the first is
much much better behaved and tended than the wailing waif and makes
certain less mess and spreads tens of times less viral and bacterial
sheddings.
> Why on earth would you wanna have sex in the daytime when there's so
> much other stuff to do? No - God doesn't approve of that. Sorry.
You mean that the eskimos can't have sex for months on end? Even
when their blubber-preserving work is done and the seal hides are
all pelted and the broken cube in the west wall has been redug and
replaced and they are all tired and ready to snuggle down and relax
in bed (and share their bed with strangers -- marvelous culture,
by the way!), even then they can't get it on because your god
couldn't figgur how to make the sun set instead of merely circling
the horizon like a floating turn in a low-flow toilet?
> So just have less sex.
That's your answer for everything. With less sex, comes less sexual
interaction and from that comes the stagnancy which breeds the ED
and the prostate problems. So, with those evils in the ingredients
list, why ever grab for that box of cereal when the freezer door
is hanging wide open calling calling calling with lamb chops and
pork chops and medallions of veals and emu fillets. Yes, the parents
raised emus for a while and everyone STILL has a constant supply
of emuleg muscle tissue, best for a pot roast which can be cooked
all day long and still not become the stringy falling-apart mash
which a brisket would reduce to.
> Yes. Even if both parties were totally blind, if they did it in the
> daytime somebody else might see them. We can't have none of that now.
> Sex is supposed to be secret and private - except when you model for my
> cousin Lurlean.
Yes, of course there's exceptions for the hypocritical to get THEIR
rocks off (or however you gals term it). Why of course that's a
verifiably-holy exception as was written in the bible. Lessee.
Where is that verse again? Ah, here it is. "go forth hence, except
your youngest brother come hither." That's my favorite biblesnippet
for the silly girls who think, for some stupid reason, I've any
interest in their vaginilic wiles.
And if there's no one watching the blind folk have sex, why even
bother? Like, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it,
why even bother? If there's no ability to see it within the parties
involved, it is rude to so discard the sense of sight just because
you don't possess it such that you want no others to sight upon the
rough tumbling. Just selfish I say.
> You and everybody else in the neighborhood.
You think they give a rat's ass what goes on? I would think they'd
better things to do, like get some for themselves.
> No way. A woman would know right away and scream out in pain. Most
> men can tell the difference too unless it's their first time or
> something like that.
Yep. Most men can really tell the difference after 10 kids. It's
the difference between a tight hand versus doing pushups over a
street drain.
> I said the Weekly World News. It ain't trash! Leastways it wasn't
> till they put that queer in there - Miss Adventure.
That's the one what always funks up pictures so they can claim to
see the devil in some plume of smoke or something, right?
> She was a real smart advice columnist. Lechers and lesbos were always
> hitting on her - and she always put them in their place.
Chances are that she was a he and he was a serious closet case.
Prolly printed one thing while sending photos of him masturbating
via email back to the originator telling them to come and put
themselves in his place and quick. Much like your sister, eh?
> Usually just a Queen Henrietta Aerodynamic Paddle. Otherwise a Prince
> Hubert razor strop.
I ran into a Hubert in Nashville last weekend. More like princess
Hubert then your downlow version, you know. Oh, and down south
here, we call that funny "Aerodynamic Paddle" contraption a "fliy
swah-tur".
> I don't belong to no cult. Watch what you say about God's people.
Right. Chult. I agreed to call it a chult and I should abide.
Chult Chult Chult. Should I write it a hundred times more sos I
don't forgit again?
> The test can find the virus in your nerve endings anyways. Have you
> ever had any butt warts?
I've had a coupla warts hither and yon. In fact, that's one of the
reasons I never again shall touch an HMO. Went to the doctor to
get the referral to the dermatologist, like I was supposed to, all
was fine and dandy, but they kept refusing her bills saying "the
referral doesn't cover surgical procedures". Well, we look at the
referral and asked them exactly how she was supposed to excise the
warts if not by surgery, was she supposed to lick them off? Turns
out some poorly-paid housewife, barely literate enough to pass third
grade, needing to pay for the wanton band of kneebiters she kept
pooping out (much like the rest of your chult) had transcribed the
referral to limit it to the "exercise of the wart". We let them
know in no uncertain terms that even if we had access to such a
tiny treadmill that this was not the best medical course. Last
fucking time I let some trailerpark sow with a fake GED override
my well-educated (and cute and really fine) doctor, I tell you that.
> Ain't nobody in our Church ever used a machete to purify anybody's
> private parts. Why are you against Holy Circumcision? God DEMANDS it
> of the Truly Faithful. Don't you wanna show the Lord you're willing to
> obey His commandments?
He demands it of the faithful. You said it. Do I look like one
of your bleating "faithful" to ewe?
> No it ain't. It comes straight out of the Gospel of Mark.
It comes straight out of the same drug-induced magika of old days,
the same magika which was dragged into some dark corners, beat with
shovels, and rendered into the paraplegic Wicca which is was all
the rage a few years ago in the new age chults before they started
wailing on about kabalah or whatever is in rage today.
> Is that how you do it?
I handle different snakes than you do, hon. Mine are more of the
spitting snake rather than the biting kind.
> How? She picked up the snake herself. God used its venom to kill the
> AIDS virus and heal her. I call that the Power of God. Hallelujah!
Y'all ain't big on medical things anyway, so how'd you go about
thinking she'd gotten HIV anyway? And how would you know if it
cleared or just remissed?
> I don't plan to use no leather on the walls. See how you try to
> sexualize everything. We want it to look and FEEL like hell, so
> there'll be images of fire all over the walls.
So if it actually catches on fire, you'll be trapped because you
can't tell which is the burning wall and which is fake?
> But it's a spiritual place where demons will be drove out of people,
> not no kinky sex club. You've got SUCH a dirty mind! Do you have to
> clean a lot of gunk out of your ears every day?
No. In fact, it wouldn't matter how much "gunk" was in my mind,
as my mind doesn't have access to leak outta my ears you see. Yours
might have been done different, of course, given, well, given what's
been given.
> Not usually, but if they do we can wipe snot away and tel them to stop
> blubbering or deal with the Paddle.
You capitalize the "Paddle" like it is a person or is really
important. I think this should really provide your kidz with some
lovely kink they can play off of later in life for extra special
sex. You're sweet.
> Bible!!!!!
> No way. Then they'd get the Cage.
You said all they get is the Paddle, now you say they can get the
Cage. What other tricks have you got hidden up your sleve if they
misbehave? Are there other evil implements like the Sausage Grinder
and the Fingernail Puller?
> Calendar. January thru July to date. You won't tell the truth, will
> you?
Of course I tell the truth. I've had way more than one and less
than twenty. It all depends on how you measure it. Are we counting
oral sex as well as anal sex? If there's three of us in the room
and two of us are doing the third, do I count the other guy doing
the third even though he might not be doing me? Does it count if
it's just friendly or does it only count if runs to someone having
an orgasm? Do I have to do a Jimmy Carter and count all the "lusting
in my heart" crap too, cause that'd actually run way beyond the twenty?
> Sex maniac! God will bust your balls for that!
Your god doesn't sound too fun. In fact, the more you talk, the
more your god sounds just the exact same as your devil. Have you
ever seen the two of tham together at the same party sos you could
say for certain they ain't the same person?
> Can you spare me the gutter talk please. I'm a lady.
Well, if I can't call it what it is, what should I call it? I mean
I could use euphemisms like "cheese tray luncheon" and "three dog
night" and "double hotdog bun" and the such, I guess.
> Do they pick up dirt off of the floor?
Well, if they're Swiffer, they attract the dusty things. If they're
Magnet, they attract hard steel rods. If they're Febreeze, they've
prolly got on a lot of cologne. If they're RoTel they're a bit on
the spicey side. If they're Popeye, they've spent too much time
masturbating. It depends on who it is and what they are. If they're
Depends, they're not my business.
> No - on account of there ain't nobody else involved. Promiscuity means
> having lots of different partners.
So if I masturbate with someone it ain't promiscuity. What if they
help me out? What if they just nibble my nipples while I'm
ejaculating? Certainly you aren't going to claim that I have to
list for promiscuity just because someone plays with my nipples.
What if they're playing with my, oh, right, yer a laydee -- what
if they're handling good sir lancelot? Does a quick feel-me-up
count, or does it have to get hard, or does full ejaculation have
to happen?
> You could have bargained with her.
I did. I told her to use the hunger, the appetite, the natural
instinct to change her world. Well, that's not really a bargain,
it's the golden opportunity of her life, towards freedom and being
herself instead of a walking bible-stand.
> My cousin Lurlean does NOT pray to any devil!
Does your god often say "go ahead and have someone jack off, film
it, and you can watch it for titilation?" If not, perhaps she
misdialed.
> She got GOD's permission to study your nude form and its attributes and
> functions - purely for scientifical reasons. But you held out on her.
Yeah. I never bought that whole "I talked to daddy and he said it
was okay" crap that kidz try to pull. I mean, I'm not mommy, but
I've had a mommy and weren't neither of us *that* dumb. Are you?
If you caught three or four or seven of your kidz (I don't know how
many girz and how many boyz) in a big circlejerk using butter for
lube and they said they'd prayed to your god and got dispensation
to whack each other off with dairy because the erect penis absorbs
the butter better and the butter was good for the dry flakey skin
problems they were having as a result of being too tightly circumcised
causing their penile skin to stretch beyond the normal limits of
what elasticity compensates for -- if they said they got the big
daddy's permission, would you just say "oh fine, I'll buy more
butter tomorrow" (or do you churn it yerself?) and tell everyone
who asks why your kidz have grease stains in their laps *before*
the dinner is served that it's a god-thing?
> It ain't dignified! You're supposed to be quiet in bed so won't nobody
> know what you're up to.
Not even the other person(s)? Are you the sort what lies there
immobile and stolid and thinks about dead puppies or something? I
ain't had no sex like that but from what I hear, that's the sort
of thing what can happen when women ain't getting done off right
and get really really bored with whole "on yer back and spread 'em"
vienna sausage tickling. Did you know that Lurlean gets so bored
she sometimes lies there reading her bible while getting schtupped?
I mean, I'm a quite cum, compared to most. There's real screamers
out there, but me it's more sucking on a tongue real hard or something
else real hard and toes curling and a bit of extra bucking, but not
really the vocal type. I never realized how holy I am.
> It ain't exactly crystal clear in Huntsville this time of year neither
> you know!
Actually, Huntspatch ain't bad for air. It could be better, sure,
but compared to the major cities, it's pretty okay. If'n that's
too much for you, you can move a twenty-minute ride out to the
country and be rid of it easy enough. Them LA folk couldn't get
outta smog with a 3 hour ride most days, and that's way too much
commute enneyway.
> But most encounters with men turn sexual for you all, don't they? You
> know how randy you all are.
Sex is play. It ain't some sort of imperative of "now I met you
we must" -- right, laydee talk -- "now we must have extensual sensual
touchings of tab P into hole A using the tools provided in the
merchandise package." Sometimes grabbing tab P and playing to find
out if tab P is a straight rod or a tosel hook or a downwards faucet
or a sideturning boomerang is just that -- a chance to fidlle around
while discussing the weather and who's getting who and what's the
best underware party and which bars are notorious for the stand-and-model
crew versus which ones are fulla hot hot men waiting fresh meat.
In any case, it can be just an innocent raising of the shirt and
sucking a nipple to heighten someone else's attention span, although
when Russian leaders do it to little boys in the park, I really
think that's another thing alltogether.
> But the Blood of Christ washes away sins. No chemical preparations can
> do it.
now if you could mix that Blood of Christ with some Tide and
non-chlorine bleach you could get some serious market going -- "it
washes away the load stains while removing the smell of sin and
leaving the whole wash fragrant with myrrh, whatever that shit
smells like".
> She probably kidnapped her from a poor woman who couldn't afford no
> decent baby sitter.
So you immediately think that the lady who cuts my hair is a felon
kidnapping tranny? You must really make quick friends with attitude
like that.
> Do you talk about your own birth that way?
Why would I talk about an event I can't even remember? And a good
thing, that, because I'm not really into hooies in hospital settings.
I shudder at the thought of Thurgod and his crazywand strapping
down lesbians and getting his junk off while poking at them until
they want to split his head like a watermelon at a Gallgher concert.
> Bobbie Gentry ain't no dyke! Do you even remember her? She's still
> very pretty.
I'll have to google her then. I was thinking of some old 50's
singer or something. <googling> (and that's *not* a euphemism, so
don't even start)... I should known that. Even though most country
stuff ain't worth the first electron jumping around making the coils
wiggle, there's good stuff what she done. And some bad stuff.
Enneyway, I shuda known that. Some sort of brain downtime or
something. Must have used that spot to remember a few extra pixels
of detail about some guy's -- oh, right, laydee talk -- detail about
some guy's launch window. Or maybe I used that spot to remember
some guy's name, not that I'm really into that sorta stuff, you
know?
> But you won't prove it with no picture, huh? I think you're just
> lying!
I have not control over the things you think. But, then again, you
don't have any control over it either, since you've given up all
will and reason and substituted a poorly-written book of hate and
broken promises.
> So turn back. That's the only way you'll ever escape hell.
Wow. So instead of the path to hell being paved with good intentions,
it's actually paved with mattresses, high thread-count sheets, some
kitchen tables, a patio or two, a hallway, a stairwell, a treehouse,
some cars, a swimming pool, a coupla bathrooms, couches, loveseat
arm rests, hotel rooms, balconies, and a canoe?
> That's disgusting. I want you to be cleansed inside.
Sometimes that's nice too.
> Our Holy Pain Center is technologically up to date.
So you use anxiety-drugs?
> Mostly handguns. Why do you ask? They only use them in self-defense.
What constitutes "self-defense"? You know that whole "gay panic"
defense doesn't play any more, right?
> Oh, I think people will repent and swear off the sinning. Or else!
Once an adulterer, I don't know of any way you undo that so they'll
be dead, according to you.
> Tripe? I don't holler tripe. You're so disrespectful. Didn't your
> mama teach you no manners?
I've been told by Thurgod and such what y'all yell at gay bars and
it *is* tripe. Like we care if god's watching our anuses. I don't
even care if the NSA has a super satellite watching my Tab B into
Hole A activity in full HD quality. But, no, I'm not sending you
a picture neither cause you'd just give it to Lurlean and staunch
her before she even gets a chance to wise up to your chult's
she-nanny-gains.
> You'll have to ask one of them. I cook for them every chance I get.
> Spying on adulterers and whores is hard work.
They could make a few extra pennies just publishing an index or
something. You know, something better than the bathroom scrawl
"fer a good time call 734-9963 ask for matt and bill" which, often
as most, is the number to the local carpet dealer and they insist
that you won't get billed until 2008 and the matting is included
in their prices.
> No. It's evil. You can't watch cause you're spiritually stained. You
> would fall right into temptation.
Nonsense. I've been known to enjoy watching. Sometimes, sure, it
is foreplay before I join in, but it doesn't have to be. If they're
just involved in each other, I can just watch.
> Ain't "bois" girly men? I hear you all shave your butts just so's you
> can get rimmed deeper. Is that true? Who rims you?
When you're rimming, you've got the cheeks spread out anyway and
the hairs what're there ain't stopping any depthing. So, no, it's
false. "Who rims you?" I'm flashing on the Kojack "Who luvs'ya
babee?" Did Ving Rhames change the famous tagline to this in the
remake?
> Chult? What is THAT supposed to mean? Can't you spell Holy Church?
> That's what I go to - God's ONLY True Church.
I think chult is more apt. I mean, your wonkers what post here
ain't exactly the more impressive bunch, eh? Beelzedette alone
would keep a therapist busy five sessions a week for years.
> They spread all KINDS of VD. How many have you had? What about
> chiggers? And there ain't no lunacy in Our Holy Church neither.
Chiggers ain't venereal diseases -- they's tiny bugs what you get
in shorts in the summer. There's plenty of lunacy if you go thinking
that getting chiggers means you've got a trip to the free clinic
in your future. As far as how many I've had, its prolly been a
couple. Not that it is a whole heaping pile of your business unless
we're about to get into bed, which we ain't cause you got plumbing
of type slot C where I prefer tab P. I mean, am I over here asking
how many times they've had retread your pissflaps from the ten
screeching hobgoblins what've been torn outta there?
> It must be your smegma! You better be nice to Jesus if you don't wanna
> suffer agonies in the Putrid Pit too!
How can being nice to Jesus keep me outta the Putrid Pit? First
of all, ain't no local bar around here by that name. Secondly, the
yard boi ain't doubling at the door keeper for a bar what doesn't
exist.
> Listen at you! You got a NASTY mouth! I am a good Christian woman. I
> WRESTLE with Satan. I don't play games with him. And I'm TOTALLY
> faithful to my husband.
Never even lusted in yer heart, honey?
> That ain't true. At our Holy Church we can cast the demons out of your
> butthole and get rid of that nasty old foreskin too!
Like I want someone pulling pretend things outta my hole A and
hacking my tab P into a tab "pees in three directions at once".
> I am BOTH holy and true. You know what I mean. You understand the
> lingo even if you speak queer talk.
What's speaking "queer talk". Is that like the mixture of black
ghetto woman and valley-girl what some drag queens turn out like
niagra falls?
> Yes! We gotta cut off their escape route and eliminate their hiding
> places!
Then it is off. I ain't even interested in a piercing in good old
tab P and you think I'm going to run off and allow some looney quack
to hack at me with his penknife just to please deities what don't
exist and even if they do exist and they're more interested in
judging people for a bit of extra skin on tab P while doing nothing
about the plagues and starvation and genocide in the world -- well
they ain't worth a morning's grunt in the can.
> But God has blessed them. When they get that many they'll probably
> move back to God's Country though. There's too many bums in
> California. And don't even get me started on them queer pedophiles.
Michael Jackson ain't in California no more. Some sorta foreign
place with a name like Haqu'polti or Bulipotheepo or something.
Anyway, it's the sorta place what no one can spell on court forms
so he's pretty certain extradition wouldn't happen.
So you think they're only staying in SF until they've got 15 kidz?
I mean why leave then and not now? Do they get extra fertility
points or something for harassing gays and that'll help make the
15 possible even at Thurgod's advanced age and such?
> God smote his balls with cancer I recollect. They swole up bigger than
> grapefruits! Is that what you mean?
Well, I got soemthing what swells up right nice, so if that's the
same then yes.
> God may take even that one away from you!
Sicne it's tied behind my back, prolly wouldn't bother me none...
> I ain't had that many yet - but you get your mind out of the gutter.
> God always blesses me.
How close to 10 are you?
> Liar!
> Chult? Why don't you call it what it is - God's ONLY TRUE CHURCH???
> Why? You'll go to hell for criticizing any part of it!
> That is so rude of you! I'm gonna abandon you to hell!
Hmmm. You think you have the power to abandon people to hell?
Awful cheeky of you... Hope your imaginary sky-buddy ain't reading
along.
> I seldom wear pants. And besides - you're scared of what I got under
> my dress. It's holy and sanctified.
I thought we were just trading slogans. I weren't no comeon at you
personal.
--
"Our church did a study of queer recruitments based on a random survey
of 120 queer venues in 20 different states. Our spy's went everywhere
from your gay bars to your hot tubs to your orgy grotto's in the woods
where all kinds of initiation hazing takes place." -- Lurlean Tucker's
cult finally gets a copy of the Damron guide and goes gonzo.
bobandcarole
curtsybear wrote:
> On 2006-07-26, Cousin Purlean Huggins <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> > Who knows? Don't you enjoy peeing on your partners? Don't most
> > queers?
>
> Not my schtick. Not that I'm gonna bow out if there's a group of
> pee-ers, but I'm not liable to begin such a thing. I guess you
> could call that pee-er pressure?
I'd just call it being a typical faggot. Thanks for showing us all how
far the queer "lifestyle" is from decency. What do you do at gay
wedding receptions? Shit on each other?
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> I am not sure quite what about my own writing it is that you find offensive.
The crudeness and vulgarity of it probably. You go on and on about
sexual perversions - and spell every other word wrong. What a depraved
old lady you must be! Your gnarled old fingers probably shake when you
run them thru the hair of your young victims.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
And Don't You Forget It!
© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
The Bretts of Christ
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Old washed up lesbo Maud Gonne-to-Hell wrote:
>
>> I am not sure quite what about my own writing it is that you find offensive.
>
>The crudeness and vulgarity of it probably. You go on and on about
>sexual perversions - and spell every other word wrong. What a depraved
>old lady you must be! Your gnarled old fingers probably shake when you
>run them thru the hair of your young victims.
>
>Cousin Purlean Huggins
>YOUR Heavenly Connection
>And Don't You Forget It!
>
Are you black, Purlean? I'm fixin' to get my official initiation into
manhood, sweety. Are you interested? But first, what size are your
tits?
____________________
This is my Bretts who is given for you.
(Luke 22:19)
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> Old washed up lesbo Maud Gonne-to-Hell wrote:
>
> > I am not sure quite what about my own writing it is that you find offensive.
>
> The crudeness and vulgarity of it probably. You go on and on about
> sexual perversions - and spell every other word wrong. What a depraved
> old lady you must be! Your gnarled old fingers probably shake when you
> run them thru the hair of your young victims.
I do not go on and on.
I simply answer you honestly
My gnarled fingers, as you call them, can hold a raquetball raquest without
problems.
They held a glass of Moet et Chandon this eve...
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
> And Don't You Forget It!
>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
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Cousin Purlean Huggins
> I do not go on and on.
Yeah you do, old lady. You just forget what you write ten seconds
after you write it. Ain't you never noticed your replies come in
pairs?
> I simply answer you honestly
Oh yeah? You're real honest about your name, your age, and your
location, huh? You won't even tell how many men AND women you've gone
to bed with. I wonder if the number is as high as your AGE by now!
> My gnarled fingers, as you call them, can hold a raquetball raquest without
> problems.
I can just guess where you use that "raquest" too.
> They held a glass of Moet et Chandon this eve...
OK, OK - so you're a LUSH too!
Repent or shrivel, shrew!
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> Old Age Personified as Maud Gonne-to-Hell babbled:
>
> > I do not go on and on.
>
> Yeah you do, old lady. You just forget what you write ten seconds
> after you write it. Ain't you never noticed your replies come in
> pairs?
Perhaps your bifocals distort what you see?
>
>
> > I simply answer you honestly
>
> Oh yeah? You're real honest about your name, your age, and your
> location, huh? You won't even tell how many men AND women you've gone
> to bed with. I wonder if the number is as high as your AGE by now!
I think that certain things are none of your business, or more specifically, none
of Thurgood's. He is convinced that I am a Vampire and I really do not want some
gential mutilator chasing me around trying to drive a stake through my heart.
>
>
> > My gnarled fingers, as you call them, can hold a raquetball raquest without
> > problems.
>
> I can just guess where you use that "raquest" too.
Rather than let you make a bad guess, I will let you know that I use it on a
raquetball court at the University.
>
>
> > They held a glass of Moet et Chandon this eve...
>
> OK, OK - so you're a LUSH too!
Hardly. I was toasting a friend's accomplishment. She is getting married soon,
and is very happy, She is getting married in Masachusettes to another woman.
>
>
> Repent or shrivel, shrew!
I will do neither.
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
> And Don't You Forget It!
Maud Gonne
Your Sapphic Recruiter.
With membership forms ready for Purlean
curtsybear
> I'd just call it being a typical faggot. Thanks for showing us all how
> far the queer "lifestyle" is from decency. What do you do at gay
> wedding receptions? Shit on each other?
Nonsense. We're saving up for your gravesite.
--
"No decent woman wants her privates to smell like pineapple slices."
-- Thurgood's investment advice paints a dim future for the
Massengill/Dole merger agreement.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
in this newsgroup under the ALIAS Maud Gonne-to-Hell:
> Perhaps your bifocals distort what you see?
I don't wear no kind of glasses. God gave me perfect vision and
discernment.
> I think that certain things are none of your business,
That's what people who are ashamed of their sins always say. Wait till
the tabloids get a hold of your dirty laundry. I'm sure you've got
rooms full of it!
> or more specifically, none of Thurgood's. He is convinced that I am a Vampire
ALL lesbos are vampires. You even admitted that much. I understand
you forget almost everything you write.
> and I really do not want some
> gential mutilator chasing me around trying to drive a stake through my heart.
He wouldn't never do that. He wants to save you - not kill you. He
also doesn't do mutilations. When a woman kills her living baby in the
womb - or has her precious luving eggs removed - THAT's mutilation.
Same with most hysterectomies. If God smites a woman's privates with
cancer, she needs to go home, not resist and go thru chemotherapy. God
has her mansion ready for her on the other side and He's ringing the
dinner bell to summon her to the table. Now when a woman can't have no
kids no more but still wants to screw around - specially with lots of
partners - she needs a Holy Clitoridectomy. It's just like removing an
abscess or a tumor. That ain't mutilation. That's cleansing.
> Rather than let you make a bad guess, I will let you know that I use it on a
> raquetball court at the University.
I'm just sure. Do you drag innocent young ladies into the racketball
room and thrust your raquet into their pink spots until they bleed all
over you? You've admitted to recruiting straight people. God will
burn your old behind for that.
> Hardly. I was toasting a friend's accomplishment. She is getting married soon,
> and is very happy, She is getting married in Masachusettes
Is that another planet? With your lush spellings can't nobody tell!
You probably slur your words when you talk too - spraying the message
as muh as saying it.
> to another woman.
That ain't possible! That kind of relationship is a mockery of God's
Sacrament - not no proper marriage. Did you hear the two lesbo
pioneers of queer sham marriage up in Massachusetts - note correct
spelling, old lush - just split up so's they could recruit younger
women into their cult of Satanical lust.
> I will do neither.
You've already shriveled. When will you be sixty? Last year?
> Your Sapphic Recruiter.
> With membership forms ready for Purlean
You won't never sink your gnarly old claws into me. I thought you and
that stupid pig Brett decided I was ugly anyway. Nobody that sees me
ever thinks that - but you sex maniacs see a different world from
normal people like me.
Praying for the OLD, senile, and drunk every day -
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
And Don't You Forget It!
© 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> Some dull old lesbo lush took a moment out of her bar hopping to puke
> in this newsgroup under the ALIAS Maud Gonne-to-Hell:
>
> > Perhaps your bifocals distort what you see?
>
> I don't wear no kind of glasses. God gave me perfect vision and
> discernment.
Really?
Do you have perfect spiritual vision though?
I think not.
>
> > I think that certain things are none of your business,
>
> That's what people who are ashamed of their sins always say. Wait till
> the tabloids get a hold of your dirty laundry. I'm sure you've got
> rooms full of it!
My biography is not to be written for a few more years.
A Lesbian rhetoric professor will be the author.
>
>
> > or more specifically, none of Thurgood's. He is convinced that I am a Vampire
>
> ALL lesbos are vampires. You even admitted that much. I understand
> you forget almost everything you write.
If feasting on the nectar of a woman in the throes of a passionate ecstasy flavoured
throughout with deep love is vampiric, then I admit it.
>
>
> > and I really do not want some
> > gential mutilator chasing me around trying to drive a stake through my heart.
>
> He wouldn't never do that. He wants to save you - not kill you. He
> also doesn't do mutilations. When a woman kills her living baby in the
> womb - or has her precious luving eggs removed - THAT's mutilation.
No, that is reproductive freedom, and freedom from men.
We called it "Kurkeab Tucker's Fried Eggs" and it is one of those things the NCB
foundation supports
>
> Same with most hysterectomies. If God smites a woman's privates with
> cancer, she needs to go home, not resist and go thru chemotherapy. God
> has her mansion ready for her on the other side and He's ringing the
> dinner bell to summon her to the table.
So a woman with a positive pap ought to just die?
Blasphemy!
Too man die now from not getting screened frequently enough.
Especially the onse who once had christian male lovers who might have given them the
viral precursor to cervical cancer.
Personally, I think that once they embrace Lesbian Paganism they ought to have a
hyster to devilver them from potential harm.
> Now when a woman can't have no
> kids no more but still wants to screw around - specially with lots of
> partners - she needs a Holy Clitoridectomy. It's just like removing an
> abscess or a tumor. That ain't mutilation. That's cleansing.
It is mutilation and serves no medical purpose.
Fortunately, NCB found a plastic surgeon that can restore a mutilated clitoris to
full function.
>
>
> > Rather than let you make a bad guess, I will let you know that I use it on a
> > raquetball court at the University.
>
> I'm just sure. Do you drag innocent young ladies into the racketball
> room and thrust your raquet into their pink spots until they bleed all
> over you?
Yeccch. Only one of you Hickeites would even imagine somtehting that gross.
> You've admitted to recruiting straight people. God will
> burn your old behind for that.
No, She will be happy that I led women to happiness and truth.
>
>
> > Hardly. I was toasting a friend's accomplishment. She is getting married soon,
> > and is very happy, She is getting married in Masachusettes
>
>
> > to another woman.
>
> That ain't possible! That kind of relationship is a mockery of God's
> Sacrament - not no proper marriage.
It is legal.
> Did you hear the two lesbo
> pioneers of queer sham marriage up in Massachusetts - note correct
> spelling, old lush - just split up so's they could recruit younger
> women into their cult of Satanical lust.
Their reasons for their breakup have remained private.
I would not presume to guess.
>
>
> > I will do neither.
>
> You've already shriveled. When will you be sixty? Last year?
Rofl...not for many years...
>
>
> > Your Sapphic Recruiter.
> > With membership forms ready for Purlean
>
> You won't never sink your gnarly old claws into me. I thought you and
> that stupid pig Brett decided I was ugly anyway. Nobody that sees me
> ever thinks that - but you sex maniacs see a different world from
> normal people like me.
No one decided that you were ugly.
Bretts is hot for you.
I will kep your recruiting form for when you and Lurlean finally decide to run off
to Massachusettes.
>
>
> Praying for the OLD, senile, and drunk every day -
You pray for Mother Hickey?
How nice
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
> And Don't You Forget It!
Helping the Lesbian Community to Grow.
Maud Gonne.
>
> © 2006 by the NCB Foundation
> All rights demanded. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
Gonne-to-Hell took another crap in the corner on Friday:
> Really?
> Do you have perfect spiritual vision though?
> I think not.
Think again, old biddy. I can see right thru you. You're a black hole
of sexual depravity. I pity the poor stupid girls who fall in to your
vacuum and get sucked all the way down into homo vampire hell.
> My biography is not to be written for a few more years.
You won't live that long - as old and tipsy as you are now. I guess
you're hoping people will forget the ugly truth by then, huh?
> A Lesbian rhetoric professor will be the author.
She'll have to be extra skilled to make anything even close to rhetoric
out of your gibberish.
> If feasting on the nectar
That ain't nectar, you freak! That's natural lubricant that's supposed
to ease the way when a man puts his thing in there. It doesn't serve
no other purpose. You ain't supposed to put no fingers, fists, tongues
(human or animal), gadgets, gastropods, annelids or snakes in your
special place. It's supposed to be reserved for your husband and his
holy seed. And don't lie about what your kind does with menstrual
blood neither! I know cause I've seen the proof!
> of a woman in the throes of a passionate ecstasy flavoured
> throughout with deep love is vampiric, then I admit it.
Good. You're a vampire. You've admitted it. You prey on people. You
USE people for your own perverted pleasure. Vampires go to hell.
Repent or perish!
> No, that is reproductive freedom, and freedom from men.
You ain't supposed to have no "freedom from men." You're supposed to
submit to your husband's authority. And if you really don't "know man"
- which you certainly have known at least one man if not a whole lot
more than that - like maybe the whole infantry - there ain't no reason
for you to MURDER your precious living eggs. They're holy!
> We called it "Kurkeab Tucker's Fried Eggs" and it is one of those things the NCB
> foundation supports
Kurkeab? Ain't that where the Mormons believe their god lives?
> So a woman with a positive pap ought to just die?
She can pray for a cure - but if God doesn't give her none, she's
supposed to make ready to go to her heavenly home. Only wicked women
resist God's call anyway. Righteous wives go willingly - just like
Katybelle Tucker did. God eases the suffering of righteous women who
give God the Glory and go quietly so's their husbands can marry another
woman and enrich the gene pool.
> Blasphemy!
On your part, you old heathen shrew! I am pure!
> Too man
Two men? Ain't you slept with more than that? Can you even COUNT the
number of women?
> die now from not getting screened frequently enough.
When God's ready to call you home, you need to come running - or else
He'll abandon you to hellfire. God smites the private parts of women
to teach them valuable lessons. Have you had your crevice searches for
signs of extraterrestrial life lately yourself?
> Especially the onse
The once? Why not the twice?
> who once had christian
Christian ! ! !
> male lovers
Christian men may be husbands, but not "lovers." "Lovers" are illicit.
> who might have given them the
> viral precursor to cervical cancer.
They ain't Christians if they did that. They're more likely either
bisexuals or uncircumcised heathens with smegma galore. I'd be careful
of old Bill Baker if I was you - which thankfully I ain't. Have you
decided whether he's queer or straight yet? Senile old wench that you
are, you made both claims without getting no special poop from the
horse's behind.
> Personally, I think that once they embrace Lesbian Paganism
AKA devil worship. You claimed publicly that you love the devil! It
shows.
> they ought to have a hyster
Is that what you quack pill pushers call a hysterectomy? That's
MUTILATION! Holy Clitoridectomy ain't.
> to devilver
At the thrill it gives your old liver, old biddy? Is that what you're
trying to say thru your drunken haze?
> them from potential harm.
God will just smite their boobies with cancer if they do that.
> It is mutilation and serves no medical purpose.
It keeps old bags like you out of trouble. I call that a worthwhile
medical purpose even if an ignoramus like you can't see the facts.
> Fortunately, NCB
A long dead pervert. Did you try to raise her from hell?
> found a plastic surgeon that can restore a mutilated clitoris to
> full function.
I'd like to see the old lezzy restore one that Dr. Tucker has burnt to
a crisp with the Laser of the Lord!
> Yeccch.
You're all choked up by the mere THOUGHT of the taste of vaginal blood,
huh?
> Only one of you Hickeites
I ain't no part of their family. I'm a white girl from Greenwood,
Mississippi.
> would even imagine somtehting
som teh ting? Ain't that a mystical Chinese book?
> that gross.
You're the one that brought up racquets, not me. I'm a good girl who
does what God WANTS her to do in the bedroom. You attack sweet dumb
young things in racquetball courts.
> No,
Yes. You're a total stranger to God and couldn't possibly know what He
expects from you.
> She
God is your Father in Heaven - not your lesbian accomplice in sin.
> will be happy that I led women to happiness and truth.
But you ain't done that yet! You lead women down Lust Lane - and maybe
thru the seediest shadows of Lush Alley too for all I know - straight
to the Putrid Pit of ETERNAL hell. Dr. Tucker gives the women he
purifies happiness and hope. Don't confuse lust with love. Homos
can't feel love.
> It is legal.
Not in God's sight it ain't. It's an ABOMINATION. You will PAY for
supporting it - in hell - forever. Unless you repent real soon.
> Their reasons for their breakup have remained private.
Not to God - who revealed them to Holy Prince Hubert - who promptly
published the untold truth in the August issue of the "Kingdom Come!"
Read it and WEEP, witch!
> I would not presume to guess.
That's cause you don't wanna face the awful truth - about them or about
your own mortality.
> Rofl...not for many years...
Care to prove that? You can't expect me to take the word of a forger,
can you?
> No one decided that you were ugly.
But you all joked about it, huh? You don't even care if he exploits
lesbos and looks at lesbo porn. I hope the feminists barbecue your
behind for that.
> Bretts is hot for you.
He's huffing and puffing after his own sordid fantasies.
> I will kep your recruiting form for when you and Lurlean finally decide to run off
> to Massachusettes.
Where is that exactly? France? We might go to Massachusetts after Our
Holy Black Queen starts the witch burnings in Boston - but not before.
By that time ALL the queer sham marriages will be revoked.
> You pray for Mother Hickey?
> How nice
Yes - but she ain't old, senile or drunk. She's holy and pure! You're
the one with problems. You don't even want people to know who you are
you're so ashamed of your wickedness.
> Helping the Lesbian Community to Grow.
Grow like a wart!
Turn or burn, biddy,
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
And Don't You Forget It!
The Bretts of Christ
<Gonn...@LesbianIreland.ie> wrote:
>
>
>Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
>
>> Some dull old lesbo lush took a moment out of her bar hopping to puke
>> in this newsgroup under the ALIAS Maud Gonne-to-Hell:
>>
>> > Perhaps your bifocals distort what you see?
>>
>> I don't wear no kind of glasses. God gave me perfect vision and
>> discernment.
>
>Really?
>Do you have perfect spiritual vision though?
>I think not.
>
>>
>> > I think that certain things are none of your business,
>>
>> That's what people who are ashamed of their sins always say. Wait till
>> the tabloids get a hold of your dirty laundry. I'm sure you've got
>> rooms full of it!
>
>My biography is not to be written for a few more years.
>A Lesbian rhetoric professor will be the author.
>
Can we read the really hot parts now?
>>
>>
>> > or more specifically, none of Thurgood's. He is convinced that I am a Vampire
>>
>> ALL lesbos are vampires. You even admitted that much. I understand
>> you forget almost everything you write.
>
>If feasting on the nectar of a woman in the throes of a passionate ecstasy flavoured
>throughout with deep love is vampiric, then I admit it.
>
>>
>>
>> > and I really do not want some
>> > gential mutilator chasing me around trying to drive a stake through my heart.
>>
>> He wouldn't never do that. He wants to save you - not kill you. He
>> also doesn't do mutilations. When a woman kills her living baby in the
>> womb - or has her precious luving eggs removed - THAT's mutilation.
>
>No, that is reproductive freedom, and freedom from men.
>We called it "Kurkeab Tucker's Fried Eggs" and it is one of those things the NCB
>foundation supports
>
>>
>> Same with most hysterectomies. If God smites a woman's privates with
>> cancer, she needs to go home, not resist and go thru chemotherapy. God
>> has her mansion ready for her on the other side and He's ringing the
>> dinner bell to summon her to the table.
>
>So a woman with a positive pap ought to just die?
>Blasphemy!
>Too man die now from not getting screened frequently enough.
>Especially the onse who once had christian male lovers who might have given them the
>viral precursor to cervical cancer.
>
>Personally, I think that once they embrace Lesbian Paganism they ought to have a
>hyster to devilver them from potential harm.
>
All kidding aside, yes, as should all women past child-bearing age.
____________________
Maud Gonne
Cousin Puree' Huggins wrote:
> The isspiration of WB Yeats and Irish Poet and Actress in her own right Maud Gonne
> wrote another sparkling post on Friday:
>
> > Really?
> > Do you have perfect spiritual vision though?
> > I think not.
>
> Think again, old biddy. I can see right thru you. You're a black hole
> of sexual depravity.
Do you really think so?
Could it be possible?
I think not.
My favourite part of the sexual act is afterwards, when my lover falls asleep
contentedly upon my shoulder, basking with me in the afterglow of love and soothed by
the peace that follows passionate union.
> I pity the poor stupid girls who fall in to your
> vacuum and get sucked all the way down into homo vampire hell.
What poor stupid girls?
I have only ever been the lover of educated and accomplished women.
>
>
> > My biography is not to be written for a few more years.
>
> You won't live that long - as old and tipsy as you are now. I guess
> you're hoping people will forget the ugly truth by then, huh?
I do not know about your frail physical condition, but a small glass of Moet et Chandon
savoured over the better part of an hour will not leave me tipsy.
I feel badly for you since it is obvious that your own debilitated physical condition
will not allow you to withstand the same; your Baal-god must be punishing you or perhaps
you spent just a bit too much time in Thurgood's pain brothel.
>
>
> > A Lesbian rhetoric professor will be the author.
>
> She'll have to be extra skilled to make anything even close to rhetoric
> out of your gibberish.
Oh, she is an excellent writer. I am not undistinguished myself, though my typing leaves
a bit to be desired. I generally use the Dragon dictation system, version 8, which I
find a treasure.
>
>
> > If feasting on the nectar
>
> That ain't nectar, you freak!
Oh, it is the most delicious of nectars, an ambrosia sans pariel.
There is no taste like it in the world, no vintage so intoxicating, no boquet so very
heady. The skilled Lesbian vintner can bring forth the most delightful of beverages to
slake a thirst of the soul.
> That's natural lubricant that's supposed
> to ease the way when a man puts his thing in there. It doesn't serve
> no other purpose.
You betray your ignorance of things womanly and elegant.
> You ain't supposed to put no fingers, fists, tongues
> (human or animal), gadgets, gastropods, annelids or snakes in your
> special place. It's supposed to be reserved for your husband and his
> holy seed. And don't lie about what your kind does with menstrual
> blood neither! I know cause I've seen the proof!
You are, of course, incorrect and the proof is the long history of women loving women
blessed with passion and love by the mother of all Lesbians, the Goddess.
>
>
> > of a woman in the throes of a passionate ecstasy flavoured
> > throughout with deep love is vampiric, then I admit it.
>
> Good. You're a vampire. You've admitted it. You prey on people.
No, I drink deeply of my lovers on multiple levels, and in turn offer myself to them..
It is part and parcel of the special kind of intimate sharing unique to women in love
with women. Alas that you shall never know of it's depths of intensity and heights of
joyous glory
> You
> USE people for your own perverted pleasure. Vampires go to hell.
> Repent or perish!
When my time is over, I shall return to the Goddess who sent me forth to learn and to
teach in this life.
>
>
> > No, that is reproductive freedom, and freedom from men.
>
> You ain't supposed to have no "freedom from men." You're supposed to
> submit to your husband's authority.
I submit to my creator's will.
> And if you really don't "know man"
> - which you certainly have known at least one man if not a whole lot
> more than that - like maybe the whole infantry - there ain't no reason
> for you to MURDER your precious living eggs. They're holy!
A daughter-priestess of the Goddess has no use for them.
>
>
> > We called it "Kurkeab Tucker's Fried Eggs" and it is one of those things the NCB
> > foundation supports
>
> Kurkeab? Ain't that where the Mormons believe their god lives?
I renamed Lurlean.
It is about how she would pronounce her name with her mouth trying to devour thurston's
tiny appendage, poor woman.
>
>
> > So a woman with a positive pap ought to just die?
>
> She can pray for a cure - but if God doesn't give her none, she's
> supposed to make ready to go to her heavenly home. Only wicked women
> resist God's call anyway. Righteous wives go willingly - just like
> Katybelle Tucker did. God eases the suffering of righteous women who
> give God the Glory and go quietly so's their husbands can marry another
> woman and enrich the gene pool.
Your men hardly enrich the gene pool.
NCB once considered sending out Lesbian Flying Columns to inject your men with luprolide
sodium.
>
>
> > Blasphemy!
>
> On your part, you old heathen shrew! I am pure!
>
> > Too y
>
> Two men? Ain't you slept with more than that? Can you even COUNT the
> number of women?
Too many women have died, Purina.
>
>
> > die now from not getting screened frequently enough.
>
> When God's ready to call you home, you need to come running - or else
> He'll abandon you to hellfire. God smites the private parts of women
> to teach them valuable lessons. Have you had your crevice searches for
> signs of extraterrestrial life lately yourself?
I had a pap recently
>
> > Especially the onse
>
> The once? Why not the twice?
>
> > who once had christian
>
> Christian ! ! !
yes, christian
>
>
> > male lovers
>
> Christian men may be husbands, but not "lovers." "Lovers" are illicit.
Tell your mini men rape gang that, or the louses who impregnate the comatose.
>
> > who might have given them the
> > viral precursor to cervical cancer.
>
>
>
> > Personally, I think that once they embrace Lesbian Paganism
>
> AKA devil worship. You claimed publicly that you love the devil! It
> shows.
You love your lil devil, without which your god has no way to claim holiness, since he
only looks good next to your imaginary bad-guy.
>
>
> > they ought to have a hyster
>
> Is that what you quack pill pushers call a hysterectomy? That's
> MUTILATION! Holy Clitoridectomy ain't.
Your clitoral mutilations are just that, mutilations. Fortunately, the damage can be
repaired.
>
>
> > to devilver
>
> At the thrill it gives your old liver, old biddy? Is that what you're
> trying to say thru your drunken haze?
I type poorly.
>
>
> > them from potential harm.
>
> God will just smite their boobies with cancer if they do that.
Unlikely. Most older Lesbians had children and breast fed. The "earth-mother" spirit
within us, you know...
>
>
> > It is mutilation and serves no medical purpose.
>
> It keeps old bags like you out of trouble. I call that a worthwhile
> medical purpose even if an ignoramus like you can't see the facts.
It si repairable, and you've completely overlooked the fact that some women can orgasm
from carefully and skillyfully performed breast stimulation. You've also overlooked the
Graffenberg spot.
>
>
> > Fortunately, NCB
>
> A long dead pervert. Did you try to raise her from hell?
>
> > found a plastic surgeon that can restore a mutilated clitoris to
> > full function.
>
> I'd like to see the old lezzy restore one that Dr. Tucker has burnt to
> a crisp with the Laser of the Lord!
It really is not that hard to do.
That particular surgical technique is part of a larger proceedure that has existed for
over 30 yrs to repair neuronal damage from episotomies or introital tears in childbirth.
>
>
> > Yeccch.
>
> You're all choked up by the mere THOUGHT of the taste of vaginal blood,
> huh?
No, by the disrespect shown to the glorious flower that is the female genitalia.
>
>
> > Only one of you Hickeites
>
> I ain't no part of their family. I'm a white girl from Greenwood,
> Mississippi.
You serve the evil ones.
>
>
> > would even imagine somtehting
>
> som teh ting? Ain't that a mystical Chinese book?
>
> > that gross.
>
> You're the one that brought up racquets, not me. I'm a good girl who
> does what God WANTS her to do in the bedroom. You attack sweet dumb
> young things in racquetball courts.
No, I play raquetball in raquetball courts.
I attack no one,.
My sexual behaviour is an elegant dance of the body and the senses.
>
>
> > No,
>
> Yes. You're a total stranger to God and couldn't possibly know what He
> expects from you.
>
> > She
>
> God is your Father in Heaven - not your lesbian accomplice in sin.
My Mother all around us, present in all of Her creation, as opposed to your god looking
on fron a disinterested distance.
>
>
> > will be happy that I led women to happiness and truth.
>
> But you ain't done that yet! You lead women down Lust Lane - and maybe
> thru the seediest shadows of Lush Alley too for all I know - straight
> to the Putrid Pit of ETERNAL hell. Dr. Tucker gives the women he
> purifies happiness and hope. Don't confuse lust with love. Homos
> can't feel love.
So little you know of us.
More's the pity.
Your next incarnation will be all the more ironic.
>
>
> > It is legal.
>
> Not in God's sight it ain't. It's an ABOMINATION. You will PAY for
> supporting it - in hell - forever. Unless you repent real soon.
It is legal. I support it, I agitate for it, I aid in the spread of it.
>
>
> > Their reasons for their breakup have remained private.
>
> Not to God - who revealed them to Holy Prince Hubert - who promptly
> published the untold truth in the August issue of the "Kingdom Come!"
> Read it and WEEP, witch!
Prince Humperdink probably talks to your satan; his remarks in Kingdong Cum are lies.
>
>
> > I would not presume to guess.
>
> That's cause you don't wanna face the awful truth - about them or about
> your own mortality.
It would not be proper to speculate about them, I send them my prayers, love and
sympathy as a sister does.
>
>
> > Rofl...not for many years...
>
> Care to prove that? You can't expect me to take the word of a forger,
> can you?
Well, look me up and tell me just how old I am
Maud Gonne.
Widow of the late Major McBride, executed at Kilmainham.
>
>
> > No one decided that you were ugly.
>
> But you all joked about it, huh?
No no one ever remarked upon your looks at all.
> You don't even care if he exploits
> lesbos and looks at lesbo porn. I hope the feminists barbecue your
> behind for that.
They will not.
>
>
> > Bretts is hot for you.
>
> He's huffing and puffing after his own sordid fantasies.
and likely yours.
>
>
> > I will kep your recruiting form for when you and Lurlean finally decide to run off
> > to Massachusettes.
>
> Where is that exactly? France? We might go to Massachusetts after Our
> Holy Black Queen starts the witch burnings in Boston - but not before.
> By that time ALL the queer sham marriages will be revoked.
Massachusetts is a blue state, my dear, and Henrietta Hen will never rule there.
There will be no withc burnings in any blue state.
The red states soon will be part of Mexico.
>
>
> > You pray for Mother Hickey?
> > How nice
>
> Yes - but she ain't old, senile or drunk.
Really?
Then why does she give in to thurgood who holds her in contempt?
> She's holy and pure! You're
> the one with problems.
I have none, thank you.
No sexual problems either, judging from my responsiveness last night.
> You don't even want people to know who you are
> you're so ashamed of your wickedness.
I am one of eight Lesbians of the Lesbian Immortals who jousts with the Clan Hickey and
their satanic acolytes. I am amazed that none of your semi literate horde of medieval
horror-mongers ever figured out that the names were in fact distinct people, though
there is some overlap.
>
>
> > Helping the Lesbian Community to Grow.
>
> Grow like a wart!
Like a flower, like a Grand Prix rose.....
>
>
> Turn or burn, biddy,
Hardly a biddy.
Biddy Early, though, lived near the village that I am from.
>
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
> And Don't You Forget It!
Maud Gonne
Your Isle of Lesbos Recreation Director.
> © 2006 by the Lesbian Immortals.
> Gay Marriage rights reserved. Heterosexual reproduction prohibited.
Bill Baker
<pur...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1154138179.2...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
> The lustful old lush who deliberately forges her real name as Maud
> Gonne-to-Hell took another crap in the corner on Friday:
>
>> Really?
>> Do you have perfect spiritual vision though? I think not.
>
> Think again, old biddy. I can see right thru you. You're a black hole
> of sexual depravity. I pity the poor stupid girls who fall in to your
> vacuum and get sucked all the way down into homo vampire hell.
>
>> My biography is not to be written for a few more years.
>
> You won't live that long - as old and tipsy as you are now. I guess
> you're hoping people will forget the ugly truth by then, huh?
>
>> A Lesbian rhetoric professor will be the author.
>
> She'll have to be extra skilled to make anything even close to rhetoric
> out of your gibberish.
>
>> If feasting on the nectar
>
> That ain't nectar, you freak! That's natural lubricant that's supposed
> to ease the way when a man puts his thing in there. It doesn't serve no
> other purpose. You ain't supposed to put no fingers, fists, tongues
> (human or animal), gadgets, gastropods, annelids or snakes in your
> special place. It's supposed to be reserved for your husband and his
> holy seed. And don't lie about what your kind does with menstrual blood
> neither! I know cause I've seen the proof!
Perhaps you have. Some people do see things that aren't real.
>> of a woman in the throes of a passionate ecstasy flavoured throughout
>> with deep love is vampiric, then I admit it.
>
> Good. You're a vampire. You've admitted it. You prey on people. You
> USE people for your own perverted pleasure. Vampires go to hell. Repent
> or perish!
>
>> No, that is reproductive freedom, and freedom from men.
>
> You ain't supposed to have no "freedom from men." You're supposed to
> submit to your husband's authority. And if you really don't "know man"
> - which you certainly have known at least one man if not a whole lot
> more than that - like maybe the whole infantry - there ain't no reason
> for you to MURDER your precious living eggs. They're holy!
>
>> We called it "Kurkeab Tucker's Fried Eggs" and it is one of those
>> things the NCB foundation supports
>
> Kurkeab? Ain't that where the Mormons believe their god lives?
>
>> So a woman with a positive pap ought to just die?
>
> She can pray for a cure - but if God doesn't give her none, she's
> supposed to make ready to go to her heavenly home. Only wicked women
> resist God's call anyway. Righteous wives go willingly - just like
> Katybelle Tucker did. God eases the suffering of righteous women who
> give God the Glory and go quietly so's their husbands can marry another
> woman and enrich the gene pool.
Actually, that's called suicide. If you know how to avoid death but you
do nothing to avoid it, you've committed suicide. And I'm afraid that
there's only one place for those who have committed suicide according to
your beliefs.
>> Blasphemy!
>
> On your part, you old heathen shrew! I am pure!
>
>> Too man
>
> Two men? Ain't you slept with more than that? Can you even COUNT the
> number of women?
>
>> die now from not getting screened frequently enough.
>
> When God's ready to call you home, you need to come running - or else
> He'll abandon you to hellfire. God smites the private parts of women to
> teach them valuable lessons. Have you had your crevice searches for
> signs of extraterrestrial life lately yourself?
>
>> Especially the onse
>
> The once? Why not the twice?
>
>> who once had christian
>
> Christian ! ! !
Christ-stain. Like you.
>> male lovers
>
> Christian men may be husbands, but not "lovers." "Lovers" are illicit.
>
>> who might have given them the
>> viral precursor to cervical cancer.
>
> They ain't Christians if they did that. They're more likely either
> bisexuals or uncircumcised heathens with smegma galore. I'd be careful
> of old Bill Baker if I was you - which thankfully I ain't. Have you
> decided whether he's queer or straight yet? Senile old wench that you
> are, you made both claims without getting no special poop from the
> horse's behind.
>
>> Personally, I think that once they embrace Lesbian Paganism
>
> AKA devil worship. You claimed publicly that you love the devil! It
> shows.
She loves the mythical talking snake! Hall-lay-LOO-yah!
>> they ought to have a hyster
>
> Is that what you quack pill pushers call a hysterectomy? That's
> MUTILATION! Holy Clitoridectomy ain't.
Of course it is.
>> to devilver
>
> At the thrill it gives your old liver, old biddy? Is that what you're
> trying to say thru your drunken haze?
You're the one who sounds drunk, Max.
>> them from potential harm.
>
> God will just smite their boobies with cancer if they do that.
>
>> It is mutilation and serves no medical purpose.
>
> It keeps old bags like you out of trouble. I call that a worthwhile
> medical purpose even if an ignoramus like you can't see the facts.
>
>> Fortunately, NCB
>
> A long dead pervert. Did you try to raise her from hell?
>
>> found a plastic surgeon that can restore a mutilated clitoris to full
>> function.
>
> I'd like to see the old lezzy restore one that Dr. Tucker has burnt to a
> crisp with the Laser of the Lord!
>
>> Yeccch.
>
> You're all choked up by the mere THOUGHT of the taste of vaginal blood,
> huh?
>
>> Only one of you Hickeites
>
> I ain't no part of their family. I'm a white girl from Greenwood,
> Mississippi.
You're a white male jew from Dallas, Texas.
>> would even imagine somtehting
>
> som teh ting? Ain't that a mystical Chinese book?
>
>> that gross.
>
> You're the one that brought up racquets, not me. I'm a good girl who
> does what God WANTS her to do in the bedroom. You attack sweet dumb
> young things in racquetball courts.
>
>> No,
>
> Yes. You're a total stranger to God and couldn't possibly know what He
> expects from you.
>
>> She
>
> God is your Father in Heaven - not your lesbian accomplice in sin.
>
>> will be happy that I led women to happiness and truth.
>
> But you ain't done that yet! You lead women down Lust Lane - and maybe
> thru the seediest shadows of Lush Alley too for all I know - straight to
> the Putrid Pit of ETERNAL hell. Dr. Tucker gives the women he purifies
> happiness and hope. Don't confuse lust with love. Homos can't feel
> love.
>
>> It is legal.
>
> Not in God's sight it ain't. It's an ABOMINATION. You will PAY for
> supporting it - in hell - forever. Unless you repent real soon.
>
>> Their reasons for their breakup have remained private.
>
> Not to God - who revealed them to Holy Prince Hubert - who promptly
> published the untold truth in the August issue of the "Kingdom Come!"
> Read it and WEEP, witch!
A rag with less credibility than one of President Bush's speeches.
>> I would not presume to guess.
>
> That's cause you don't wanna face the awful truth - about them or about
> your own mortality.
>
>> Rofl...not for many years...
>
> Care to prove that? You can't expect me to take the word of a forger,
> can you?
>
>> No one decided that you were ugly.
>
> But you all joked about it, huh? You don't even care if he exploits
> lesbos and looks at lesbo porn. I hope the feminists barbecue your
> behind for that.
>
>> Bretts is hot for you.
>
> He's huffing and puffing after his own sordid fantasies.
Well you do keep teasing him...
>> I will kep your recruiting form for when you and Lurlean finally decide
>> to run off to Massachusettes.
>
> Where is that exactly? France? We might go to Massachusetts after Our
> Holy Black Queen starts the witch burnings in Boston - but not before.
> By that time ALL the queer sham marriages will be revoked.
>
>> You pray for Mother Hickey?
>> How nice
>
> Yes - but she ain't old, senile or drunk. She's holy and pure! You're
> the one with problems. You don't even want people to know who you are
> you're so ashamed of your wickedness.
>
>> Helping the Lesbian Community to Grow.
>
> Grow like a wart!
As long as it grows!
> Turn or burn, biddy,
>
> Cousin Purlean Huggins
> YOUR Heavenly Connection
> And Don't You Forget It!
>
>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom. All rights reserved.
> Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
Whenever I post these in the Ex-Christian.net forums, we all have a good
laugh.
--
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"Do you have blacks, too?"
--To Brazilian president Fernando Cardoso; Washington, D.C.; November 8, 2001
L. Michael Roberts
<snip>
> took another crap in the corner on Friday:
Can't you just feel the "Christian Love"?
<snip>
> © 2006 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction prohibited.
I printed a copy of this post and put it up on the office bulletin
board and I submitted it to several blogs... please sue me!
--
+==================== L. Michael Roberts ======================+
This represents my personal opinion and NOT Company policy
Goderich, Ont, Canada. To reply, post a request for my valid E-mail
"Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal, condition"
+================================================================+
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Can't you just feel the "Christian Love"?
I hope so! I do love the old lush. Why do you think I tried to clean
up the crap she left in the corner? If I didn't love her I woulda just
left it there to stink. You perverts mistake love for indulgence. I
can love you without putting up with all of your nasty nonsense. I'm
here to save sinners - not make them feel any better about their sins.
That's what the devil's Prozac is for. When people join our Holy
Church they gotta give up all their so called medicine and get high on
Jesus only.
> <snip>
> I printed a copy of this post and put it up on the office bulletin
> board
That's allowed - as long as you ain't selling it. Godless Canada needs
a good dose of the Gospel since you all don't allow Chick tracts to
circulate freely within your frosty borders. A man from our Holy
Church was planning to go to Vancouver BC next month for something. He
didn't get the proper permission from Our Holy Black Queen to enter an
enemy country and was just disfellowshipped from the True Christian
Community.
> and I submitted it to several blogs... please sue me!
Which blogs? I couldn't find no reference to my good name in
Technorati nor Blogger. I ain't afraid to sue a heathen like you -
believe me.
I'll pray for your soul -
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
And don't you forget it neither!
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Oh come off it! all that "Gotcha" stuff? It's either a joke, or you are all
> a bunch of total loonies.
Our Holy Church ain't no joke. And we ain't no loonies neither. It
ain't very nice of you to say that, you know. Our Church really IS
God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance. Come join it and you'll see
for yourself. Of course you'll have to be circumcised if you ain't
already. And if you're queer you'll have to go to Cleansing Camp
Straight Arrow to get re-oriented for God. There is a small fee for
that service, but we recommend that you merge your bank account with
the Holy Church's anyway. We'll give you just enough to live on so's
you stay out of trouble.
> No thank you, not if it's going to be full of people like you. Personally I
> can't think of anything worse
What's wrong with me? I'm a good person who sincerely helps people
find Jesus and overcome the temptation to sin. What kind of person do
you prefer to hang out with? Some old queer that sucks twenty men off
every day sitting behind a hole in the wall? Doesn't the smell of all
that nasty spooge make you sick?
Don't believe ANYTHING that racist blasphemer Bill Baker tells you.
I'm a True Christian girl originally from Greenwood, Mississippi, not
no white Jew from Dallas. I am white, but I ain't Jewish. Crown
Princess Keesha is based in Dallas - but even she may move cause of
what the courts just did to that killer Andrea Yates. Ain't there no
ducking stools anywhere in Texas? And that is the fattest state in the
country.
> Another alias? how many do you have?
I don't have none. I'm just Cousin Purlean Huggins. Why won't you be
nice to me? I care about your spiritual welfare. You won't have any
fun in hell - trust me. I've got a big mansion in heaven you can visit
if you're real nice to me and give money to God's True Church. Deal?
I'll pray for you, sinner,
Cousin Purlean Huggins
YOUR Heavenly Connection
And don't you forget it!
David Looser
> Our Holy Church ain't no joke. And we ain't no loonies neither. It
> ain't very nice of you to say that, you know. Our Church really IS
> God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance.
Why?, have you copyrighted the name?
> Come join it and you'll see
> for yourself. Of course you'll have to be circumcised if you ain't
> already.
No thanks, I'm very attached to my foreskin. If God had meant me to be
circumcised I'd have been born that way. Anyway I thought you lot claimed to
be Christian, why are you pushing a jewish ritual?
> And if you're queer you'll have to go to Cleansing Camp
> Straight Arrow to get re-oriented for God. There is a small fee for
> that service, but we recommend that you merge your bank account with
> the Holy Church's anyway. We'll give you just enough to live on so's
> you stay out of trouble.
OK, just one small condition, that I have sole signing power on our merged
account. Don't worry, I'll pay any legitimate bills.
>> No thank you, not if it's going to be full of people like you. Personally
>> I
>> can't think of anything worse
> What's wrong with me? I'm a good person who sincerely helps people
> find Jesus and overcome the temptation to sin. What kind of person do
> you prefer to hang out with? Some old queer that sucks twenty men off
> every day sitting behind a hole in the wall? Doesn't the smell of all
> that nasty spooge make you sick?
I've no idea where you dragged him up from. I just prefer to spend my time
with people who know how to enjoy life, that's all.
> Don't believe ANYTHING that racist blasphemer Bill Baker tells you.
> I'm a True Christian girl originally from Greenwood, Mississippi, not
> no white Jew from Dallas.
Oh, you're a *girl* are you. I thought that anyone called "Purlean" would be
male. Why don't you have a proper Christian name, like Ruth, or Mary or
somesuch..
> I am white, but I ain't Jewish. Crown
> Princess Keesha is based in Dallas - but even she may move cause of
> what the courts just did to that killer Andrea Yates. Ain't there no
> ducking stools anywhere in Texas? And that is the fattest state in the
> country.
>> Another alias? how many do you have?
> I don't have none. I'm just Cousin Purlean Huggins. Why won't you be
> nice to me? I care about your spiritual welfare. You won't have any
> fun in hell - trust me. I've got a big mansion in heaven you can visit
> if you're real nice to me and give money to God's True Church. Deal?
If you really cared about my spiritual welfare you wouldn't try to get me
mixed up with a bunch of mutilators and con artists.
> I'll pray for you, sinner,
And I'll pray for you, OK? I'm sure your sin are far worse than mine.
David.
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> Loser Michael Roberts wrote:
>
> > Can't you just feel the "Christian Love"?
>
> I hope so! I do love the old lush.
Read as :" I secretely have the hots for the mature Lesbian."
> Why do you think I tried to clean
> up the crap she left in the corner? If I didn't love her I woulda just
> left it there to stink. You perverts mistake love for indulgence. I
> can love you without putting up with all of your nasty nonsense.
You could love us without threatening to have us exterminated.
> I'm
> here to save sinners - not make them feel any better about their sins.
> That's what the devil's Prozac is for. When people join our Holy
> Church they gotta give up all their so called medicine and get high on
> Jesus only.
I am not giving up my biarritz water.
>
>
> > <snip>
>
> > I printed a copy of this post and put it up on the office bulletin
> > board
>
> That's allowed - as long as you ain't selling it. Godless Canada needs
> a good dose of the Gospel since you all don't allow Chick tracts to
> circulate freely within your frosty borders. A man from our Holy
> Church was planning to go to Vancouver BC next month for something.
Canada is wonderful in many ways, the way the blue states will be after the
red states are split off and returned to mexico with the mexican invasion that
is underway.
> He
> didn't get the proper permission from Our Holy Black Queen to enter an
> enemy country and was just disfellowshipped from the True Christian
> Community.
Silliness on your part.
He could have given you a great intelligence report complete with pictures of
friends of mine holding hands or kissing.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Why?, have you copyrighted the name?
Our Holy Black Queen trademarked it. Our Gospel sermons are protected
by copyright. The laws are a little different in God's own USA. Tell
me, David, are you foreign?
> No thanks, I'm very attached to my foreskin.
Eeewww! But foreskins are full of smegma and every kind of NASTINESS!
Could you send me a detailed picture of yours to the following
address...
First Universal Christian Kingdom
Attn: Cousin Purlean Huggins
Prayer Box 424326
New Sodom (formerly San Francisco), CA 94142
> If God had meant me to be circumcised I'd have been born that way.
No. That ain't the way it works. God gives most newborn boys
foreskins and then tests their parents' willingness to obey His Holy
Laws and have the nasty appendages cut off. If your parents neglected
your upkeep as a child and left you awash in vile smegma, you need to
get circumcised as an adult. I can ask Dr. Tucker to do the honors for
you for a very nominal fee.
> Anyway I thought you lot claimed to
> be Christian, why are you pushing a iewish
Jewish!!! Use capital letters right if you please!
> ritual?
It ain't exclusively Jewish. The Holy Hebrew Bible calls it an
EVERLASTING Covenant. God gave the Apostle Paul a temporary
dispensation on it back in the first century ONLY to get gentile filth
into the Church quick. Even Paul admitted in the Romans that Holy
Circumcision was a good thing. So please prepare yourself for penile
purification.
> OK, just one small condition, that I have sole signing power on our merged
> account. Don't worry, I'll pay any legitimate bills.
You'll have to be a member in good standing with the Church a long time
before that can happen. You may even have to marry into the Royal
Family. Our Holy Black Queen is a direct descendant of King Solomon
and the Queen of Sheba.
> I've no idea where you dragged him up from. I just prefer to spend my time
> with people who know how to enjoy life, that's all.
Can you elaborate on what you mean by "enjoy life"? True Christians
like me enjoy all of God's True Blessings without any weird activity
involving booze, dope, strange sex, or devil music.
> Oh, you're a *girl* are you. I thought that anyone called "Purlean" would be
> male.
That's weird. The name is related to the word "Pearl." Women can also
learn to purl. I'm actually a young lady and mother of eight (and
counting!) - but I look just like a teenage girl so that's what I call
myself. I'm really almost thirty!
> Why don't you have a proper Christian name, like Ruth, or Mary or
> somesuch..
What's wrong with Purlean? I got Southern roots too. A lot of us
girls in the family was named indirectly after our great aunt Earline.
We got Burlean, Carlean, Churlean, Durlean, Furlean, Gurlean, Harlean,
Jarla, Marlean, Myrlean, Shirlean, Starlean, Thurlean, Truelean,
Urlean, Vurlean, and Worlean in the family now. I think all of them
are beautiful feminine names.
> If you really cared about my spiritual welfare you wouldn't try to get me
> mixed up with a bunch of mutilators and con artists.
I don't! I don't have nothing to do with no mutilators nor con artists
myself. I am good, true, and pure. I wanna see you in heaven. I just
know you can't get near there if you cling to that filthy foreskin of
yours or spend your money on frivolous things. Or if you're queer.
> And I'll pray for you, OK?
Give it your best shot. God won't listen to the prayers of a heathen
unless it's to repent.
> I'm sure your sin are far worse than mine.
All of my sins - few and far between though they were - have been
forgiven and completely covered under the cleansing Blood of Christ
Jesus.
> David.
A Holy Hebrew name and a filthy foreskin to go along with it. Doesn't
that strike you as an awkward combination? For your own good, get
yourself circumcised soon. You'll die of phimosis if you don't.
Either that or AIDS.
Don't forget my picture, y'hear?
mikejames
> "Cousin Purlean Huggins" <pur...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1154191927.7...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>>Our Holy Church ain't no joke. And we ain't no loonies neither. It
>>ain't very nice of you to say that, you know. Our Church really IS
>>God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance.
>
>
> Why?, have you copyrighted the name?
Clue: F irst
U niversal
C hristian
K ingdom
Maud Gonne
Cousin Purlean Huggins wrote:
> David Looser wrote:
>
>
>
> > I've no idea where you dragged him up from. I just prefer to spend my time
> > with people who know how to enjoy life, that's all.
>
> Can you elaborate on what you mean by "enjoy life"? True Christians
> like me enjoy all of God's True Blessings without any weird activity
> involving booze, dope, strange sex, or devil music.
Enjoy life, sitting on the verandah topless in the breeze and the sun, sipping a
cool fruit drink, listening to the Canon in D, chatting with a lovely lady friend
similiarly attired...
>
>
> > Oh, you're a *girl* are you. I thought that anyone called "Purlean" would be
> > male.
>
> That's weird. The name is related to the word "Pearl."
and a feed mill named Purina.
> Women can also
> learn to purl. I'm actually a young lady and mother of eight (and
> counting!) - but I look just like a teenage girl so that's what I call
> myself. I'm really almost thirty!
>
> > Why don't you have a proper Christian name, like Ruth, or Mary or
> > somesuch..
>
> What's wrong with Purlean? I got Southern roots too. A lot of us
> girls in the family was named indirectly after our great aunt Earline.
> We got Burlean, Carlean, Churlean, Durlean, Furlean, Gurlean, Harlean,
> Jarla, Marlean, Myrlean, Shirlean, Starlean, Thurlean, Truelean,
> Urlean, Vurlean, and Worlean in the family now. I think all of them
> are beautiful feminine names.
There is also the family member who they all think is going to hell...Sizzlelean.
>
>
> > If you really cared about my spiritual welfare you wouldn't try to get me
> > mixed up with a bunch of mutilators and con artists.
>
> I don't! I don't have nothing to do with no mutilators nor con artists
> myself. I am good, true, and pure.
Your cousin in law is a mutialtor.
> I wanna see you in heaven. I just
> know you can't get near there if you cling to that filthy foreskin of
> yours or spend your money on frivolous things. Or if you're queer.
>
> > And I'll pray for you, OK?
>
> Give it your best shot. God won't listen to the prayers of a heathen
> unless it's to repent.
Yes she will. Perhaps your god will not but the Goddess does listen to her Sapphic
Daughters and blesses them as they perpere Her way.
>
>
> > I'm sure your sin are far worse than mine.
>
> All of my sins - few and far between though they were - have been
> forgiven and completely covered under the cleansing Blood of Christ
> Jesus.
Lurleans would take Elizabeth Bathory's bath to wash away...
>
--
David Looser
David Looser wrote:
>> Why?, have you copyrighted the name?
> Our Holy Black Queen trademarked it. Our Gospel sermons are protected
> by copyright. The laws are a little different in God's own USA. Tell
> me, David, are you foreign?
Heavens no! I'm not foreign - you are.
>> No thanks, I'm very attached to my foreskin.
> Eeewww! But foreskins are full of smegma and every kind of NASTINESS!
Smegma?, what's that? I know of no nastiness.
> Could you send me a detailed picture of yours to the following
> address...
> First Universal Christian Kingdom
> Attn: Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Prayer Box 424326
> New Sodom (formerly San Francisco), CA 94142
Tell you what, you send me nude picture of yourself first.
>> If God had meant me to be circumcised I'd have been born that way.
> No. That ain't the way it works. God gives most newborn boys
> foreskins and then tests their parents' willingness to obey His Holy
> Laws and have the nasty appendages cut off.
You do have a strange notion don't you? God doesn't have "Holy laws", that's
not the way she works.
> If your parents neglected
> your upkeep as a child and left you awash in vile smegma, you need to
> get circumcised as an adult. I can ask Dr. Tucker to do the honors for
> you for a very nominal fee.
>> Anyway I thought you lot claimed to
>> be Christian, why are you pushing a iewish
> Jewish!!! Use capital letters right if you please!
lower case will do just fine thanks.
>> ritual?
> It ain't exclusively Jewish. The Holy Hebrew Bible
The what? The Holy "Hebrew" Bible? there ain't no such thing.
> calls it an
> EVERLASTING Covenant. God gave the Apostle Paul a temporary
> dispensation on it back in the first century ONLY to get gentile filth
> into the Church quick. Even Paul admitted in the Romans that Holy
> Circumcision was a good thing. So please prepare yourself for penile
> purification.
Well Paul was a mysoginist so I'm not that bothered about anything he said.
Anyway circumcision, "holy" or otherwise is mutilation. Done to children it
is child-abuse.
>> OK, just one small condition, that I have sole signing power on our
>> merged
>> account. Don't worry, I'll pay any legitimate bills.
> You'll have to be a member in good standing with the Church a long time
> before that can happen. You may even have to marry into the Royal
> Family. Our Holy Black Queen is a direct descendant of King Solomon
> and the Queen of Sheba.
Yeah right. And I'm the Emperor of China.
>> I've no idea where you dragged him up from. I just prefer to spend my
>> time
>> with people who know how to enjoy life, that's all.
> Can you elaborate on what you mean by "enjoy life"? True Christians
> like me enjoy all of God's True Blessings without any weird activity
> involving booze, dope, strange sex, or devil music.
I enjoy decent wine, and the occasional G&T; and there's nothing "strange"
about the sort of sex I enjoy. "Devil" music? what's that? I enjoy most
sorts of music, classical, popular, jazz, even proper church music (Faure's
Requiem is just wonderful) but not that nauseating "gospel" stuff.
>> Oh, you're a *girl* are you. I thought that anyone called "Purlean" would
>> be
>> male.
> That's weird. The name is related to the word "Pearl." Women can also
> learn to purl. I'm actually a young lady and mother of eight
Only eight, and already a mother, streuth!
> (and
> counting!) - but I look just like a teenage girl so that's what I call
> myself. I'm really almost thirty!
Oh I see, you mean you have eight kids, have you never heard of
self-control?
>> Why don't you have a proper Christian name, like Ruth, or Mary or
>> somesuch..
> What's wrong with Purlean?
It ain't in the Bible, that's what's wrong with it. Now "Jezebel" is, so
that would be OK. You could try changing your name to that.
> I got Southern roots too. A lot of us
> girls in the family was named indirectly after our great aunt Earline.
> We got Burlean, Carlean, Churlean, Durlean, Furlean, Gurlean, Harlean,
> Jarla, Marlean, Myrlean, Shirlean, Starlean, Thurlean, Truelean,
> Urlean, Vurlean, and Worlean in the family now. I think all of them
> are beautiful feminine names.
No, they're all horrible.
>> If you really cared about my spiritual welfare you wouldn't try to get
me
>> mixed up with a bunch of mutilators and con artists.
> I don't! I don't have nothing to do with no mutilators nor con artists
> myself.
But you've just admitted to being both! Do you add lying to your other sins?
> I am good, true, and pure. I wanna see you in heaven.
How nice!
> I just
> know you can't get near there if you cling to that filthy foreskin of
> yours
Wash your mouth out! My foreskin is so clean you could eat your dinner off
it.
> or spend your money on frivolous things.
Unlike you I can't afford to spend my money on frivolous things.
> Or if you're queer.
"There's nowt so queer as folk", is that what you mean?
>> And I'll pray for you, OK?
> Give it your best shot. God won't listen to the prayers of a heathen
> unless it's to repent.
And you think she'll listen to yours?
>> I'm sure your sin are far worse than mine.
> All of my sins - few and far between though they were - have been
> forgiven and completely covered under the cleansing Blood of Christ
> Jesus.
What a horrible idea!
> David.
> A Holy Hebrew name and a filthy foreskin to go along with it. Doesn't
> that strike you as an awkward combination?
Nope.
> For your own good, get
> yourself circumcised soon. You'll die of phimosis if you don't.
> Either that or AIDS.
Gosh, you are ignorant aren't you!
> Don't forget my picture, y'hear?
Nor Mine :-)
David.
Cousin Purlean Huggins
> Heavens no! I'm not foreign - you are.
Well - where are you from then if we're both foreign to each other?
Most men in God's Country are circumcised unless they're dirt poor or
foreign.
> Smegma?, what's that?
That nasty cheesy stuff that collects underneath EVERY foreskin in some
quantity or t'other. Don't you ever pull the drapes back and look
under them for critters?
> I know of no nastiness.
You may just be used to the stench. I'm sure if I did an inspection
I'd find plenty.
> Tell you what, you send me nude picture of yourself first.
You didn't give me no address to send it to.
> You do have a strange notion don't you?
Not at all.
> God doesn't have "Holy laws",
He sure does. The Holy Bible is full of them. Obey or burn!
> that's not the way she works.
She? God is Our Father - not no "she." If you're worshipping a
godess, it's really the devil in drag.
> lower case will do just fine thanks.
Not for the name of God's Chosen People. Capital letters are required.
> The what? The Holy "Hebrew" Bible? there ain't no such thing.
Of course there is. I can send you an autographed copy for a free will
love offering of $50 or more.
> Well Paul was a mysoginist
Did you study spelling under that lush Maud Gonne-to-Hell? The Apostle
Paul was NOT
no misogynist. He was just rough on the loud mouthed hussies of
Corinth. Ephesian women were specially dear to him. Don't forget
Prisca neither.
> so I'm not that bothered about anything he said.
> Anyway circumcision, "holy" or otherwise is mutilation. Done to children it
> is child-abuse.
Oh no! The devil put those filthy notions in your head. God DEMAMDS
Holy Circumcision from all faithful men. Besides - any decent doctor
will tell you that foreskins are nasty and unhealthy. Just ask Dr.
Tucker.
> Yeah right. And I'm the Emperor of China.
Red China is a Godless Communist Dictatorship. Are you Oriental
though? A lot of the Chinese are uncircumcised. Many Koreans have
seen the Light, however.
> I enjoy decent wine,
Sweet Jewish wine is OK in moderation at Religious Events.
> and the occasional G&T;
No way! Gin is the devil's potion. That's a vile distilled liquor.
> and there's nothing "strange"
> about the sort of sex I enjoy.
Are you married to a God-fearing woman? Do you make love with her for
the purpose of procreation only? If not, you're sinning sexually.
> "Devil" music? what's that?
Music written by the devil. There's several genres. Any music that
glorifies sin is devil music. That includes most all rap and a lot of
country music. Anything by the Beatles, the Bee Gees, or Janis Joplin
is devil music.
> I enjoy most
> sorts of music, classical, popular, jazz, even proper church music (Faure's
> Requiem is just wonderful) but not that nauseating "gospel" stuff.
True Gospel music ain't never nauseating. Some classical music is
devil music. If the composer was queer, for instance, we burn the
records every week. Stuff like "Swan Lake" is evil. Musicians that
screw around or take dope usually produce devil music. If it has a
pretty sound but was written by a devil worshipper, it's supposed to
lure you into the Pit.
> Only eight, and already a mother, streuth!
English ain't your first language, is it?
> Oh I see, you mean you have eight kids, have you never heard of
> self-control?
Yes! That's the only kind of birth control Our Holy Church believes
in. But God keeps telling my husband and me to have more kids. We'll
definitely stop at ten.
> It ain't in the Bible, that's what's wrong with it.
But pearls are in the Bible - so that's good enough. Your name is in
the Bible - but you're an uncircumcised smegmatic heathen.
> Now "Jezebel" is, so
> that would be OK. You could try changing your name to that.
She was an evil Phoenician queen that brought the worship of strange
false gods into the Holy City. I don't wanna be named after her.
> No, they're all horrible.
That's your opinion - not ours. I think your smegma is horrible!
> But you've just admitted to being both!
I never! I am good, true, holy, and pure!
> Do you add lying to your other sins?
What other sins? I'm practically sinless.
> How nice!
You can't get into Holy Heaven with no foreskin.
> Wash your mouth out! My foreskin is so clean you could eat your dinner off
> it.
Ugggh! That's a thought I could do without. I'm sure it's full of
filth. Let me do an inspection and I'll show you the smegmatic filth
where it lives and breeds.
> Unlike you I can't afford to spend my money on frivolous things.
Our Holy Church can help you manage your finances better.
> "There's nowt so queer as folk", is that what you mean?
Not exactly. I mean do you let men play with that nasty foreskin of
yours?
> And you think she'll listen to yours?
God is Our Father and He ALWAYS answers my prayers.
> What a horrible idea!
How do you mean? God forgave me and made me whole again.
> Nope.
It should. King David didn't have no foreskin nor smegma.
> Gosh, you are ignorant aren't you!
No I ain't! I see people dying all around me whenever I go to New
Sodom to help my cousin Lurlean birth her babies.
> Nor Mine :-)
Where am I supposed to send it?
Deep in prayer for heathen scum every day --
Juanjo
David Looser, a smeg-head, wrote:
> Heavens no! I'm not foreign - you are.
Well - where are you from then if we're both foreign to each other?
Most men in God's Country are circumcised unless they're dirt poor or
foreign.
Most of us here would rather you followed Paul's admonition that women
should keep their mouths shut and not speak when the menfolk are discussing
matters.