Nomen Nescio: "i don't have legal representation and have no need for such", in response to a suggestion that bobandcarole's attorney contacted me!
Emerson Wainwright
Lola Stonewall Riot
and foamed, whilst s/he gently raped me:
> LOL!!!!!!!!
>
> Post #3 here:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.homosexuality/browse_frm/thread/965d6080aaa8e749?scoring=d&
A special Kookternity comprised of those most prolific in the art of,
albeit thinly, disguising their net.presence behind whatever nose and
glasses they can concoct. A Kook Art that came into its own, and
received its name, from the work of the late purveyor to the
cotton-bound masses, Earl Curley.
I do hereby nominate Bob of bobandcarole for the Order of the Holy
Sockpuppet for November 2008. His self-outing by claiming not to have
legal representation, when he (as "Nomen Nescio") was also claiming not
to be Bob, is fairly conclusive. You don't need legal representation if
you aren't Bob, "Nomen".
In proud remembrance of the children's toy who sacrificed his life in
Iraq for the cause of freedom, this award is given to net.kooks whose
attempts at Kooky Kombat go spectacularly wrong. Use of grenades made of
solid rubber is one possible sign of worthiness for this honor.
For his hilarious self-nuking in the above-mentioned thread, I, Snarky,
do hereby nominate Bob of bobandcarole for the Special Ops Cody Memorial
Award. You need to learn when and how to, as Hatter would say (and I /am/
embarrassed to be quoting Moulton, but it's appropriate), shut yourself
the fuck up, Bob.
Seconds for the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet?
Seconds for the Special Ops Cody Memorial Award?
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"I'm not saying he's dishonest. But in terms of judgment, in terms of
being able to answer a question forthrightly, it has two different parts
to this -- that judgment and that truthfulness." -- Palin on Obama,
honestly and forthrightly weaseling her way out of an honest and
forthright answer
I <heart> Ann & Nancy Wilson!
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Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee <wfh...@hotmail.com> on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"President Bush, for example, made 232 false statements about weapons of
mass destruction in Iraq and another 28 false statements about Iraq's
links to Al Qaeda. Secretary of State Powell had the second-highest
total in the two-year period, with 244 false statements about weapons of
mass destruction in Iraq and 10 about Iraq's links to Al Qaeda. Rumsfeld
and Fleischer each made 109 false statements, followed by Wolfowitz
(with 85), Rice (with 56), Cheney (with 48), and McClellan (with 14)."
-- Charles Lewis and Mark Reading-Smith, January 23, 2008
Kadaitcha Man
wear strange suits, ye poured out:
Aye. Seconded.
> Seconds for the Special Ops Cody Memorial Award?
Aye. Seconded.
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topping and nauseating skin with horrific aborted feotus, served in a
steaming cup heaped with medium-rare poison-dart frog, well-spiced bits
of venison and beef, spit, a side of python rectum carcinoma and a
container of smegma.