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Beautiful Story - Daddy Longlegs from the eyes of a child!
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Raise 'em Right!
Sep 26, 2012, 5:47:19 PM9/26/12
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Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
views of the world are always touching.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating." her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment,
then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said,
"that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of
that shit in Alabama."
views of the world are always touching.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating." her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment,
then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said,
"that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of
that shit in Alabama."
sbalneav
Sep 26, 2012, 7:14:10 PM9/26/12
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In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
> views of the world are always touching.
Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
> views of the world are always touching.
absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
One hopes she'll remember this lesson of tolerance and dignity when her asshole
husband in the future gives her a black eye and tells her to get back in the
kitchen.
--
__ _ | I must say I find television very educational. The minute
(_ |_) | somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read
__)|_) | a good book. -- Groucho Marx
George Plimpton
Sep 26, 2012, 7:59:36 PM9/26/12
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On 9/26/2012 4:14 PM, sbalneav wrote:
> In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
>> views of the world are always touching.
>
> Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
> absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
Ha ha ha ha ha! You stupid typical humorless left-wing shitstain...
> In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
>> views of the world are always touching.
>
> Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
> absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
MattB
Sep 26, 2012, 8:11:59 PM9/26/12
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over several generations.
Father Haskell
Sep 26, 2012, 9:05:19 PM9/26/12
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On Sep 26, 5:47 pm, "Raise 'em Right!" <nob...@slug.sluggish.net>
wrote:
Phalangium opilio has only one body section. Spiders
have two -- cephalothorax and abdomen.
wrote:
have two -- cephalothorax and abdomen.
Zacharias Mulletstein
Sep 27, 2012, 1:06:51 AM9/27/12
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"George Plimpton" <geo...@si.not> wrote in message
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fuck.
Dano
Sep 26, 2012, 6:02:53 PM9/26/12
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"Raise 'em Right!" wrote in message
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Oh that Honey Boo Boo IS a darlin' ain't she?
Now if her daddy had explained they were cuzzins...
news:18ee73d8d94dfc1d...@slug.slugish.net...
Oh that Honey Boo Boo IS a darlin' ain't she?
Now if her daddy had explained they were cuzzins...
Dano
Sep 27, 2012, 1:12:00 AM9/27/12
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"Raise 'em Right!" wrote in message
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Dakota
Sep 27, 2012, 1:49:30 AM9/27/12
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George Plimpton
Sep 27, 2012, 1:50:12 AM9/27/12
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proof you're a left-wing extremist cocksucker.
Zacharias Mulletstein
Sep 27, 2012, 2:32:01 AM9/27/12
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"George Plimpton" <geo...@si.not> wrote in message
licker.
Anonymous
Sep 27, 2012, 6:30:44 AM9/27/12
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In article <k40mtd$mj9$1...@dont-email.me>
Tough shit ain't it asshole? Some of us don't like pro-fag crap
either but we're not trying to pass laws to stop you from saying
it.
That's what the faggots are trying to do.
either but we're not trying to pass laws to stop you from saying
it.
That's what the faggots are trying to do.
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