Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating." her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, "that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of that shit in Alabama."
In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their > views of the world are always touching.
Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
One hopes she'll remember this lesson of tolerance and dignity when her asshole
husband in the future gives her a black eye and tells her to get back in the
kitchen.
-- __ _ | I must say I find television very educational. The minute
(_ |_) | somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read
__)|_) | a good book. -- Groucho Marx
> In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
>> views of the world are always touching.
> Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
> absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
Ha ha ha ha ha! You stupid typical humorless left-wing shitstain...
<nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
>Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their >views of the world are always touching.
>A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He >smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the >wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just >stopped and stared at the ground.
>He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her >attention.
>He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
>"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>"They're mating." her father replied.
>"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>"A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
>"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
>As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent >question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment, >then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said, >"that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of >that shit in Alabama."
Interesting message. That attitude might be a example of inbreeding
over several generations.
> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
> views of the world are always touching.
> A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
> smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
> wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just
> stopped and stared at the ground.
> He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
> attention.
> He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> "They're mating." her father replied.
> "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
> "A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
> question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment,
> then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said,
> "that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of
> that shit in Alabama."
Phalangium opilio has only one body section. Spiders
have two -- cephalothorax and abdomen.
> On 9/26/2012 4:14 PM, sbalneav wrote:
>> In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
>>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
>>> views of the world are always touching.
>> Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
>> absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
> Ha ha ha ha ha! You stupid typical humorless left-wing shitstain...
I'm not a left winger and I didn't find it funny, I found it offensive as fuck.
Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
views of the world are always touching.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating." her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment,
then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said,
"that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of
that shit in Alabama."
=======================================
Oh that Honey Boo Boo IS a darlin' ain't she?
Now if her daddy had explained they were cuzzins...
Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
views of the world are always touching.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating." her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment,
then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said,
"that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of
that shit in Alabama."
=======================================
Oh that Honey Boo Boo IS a darlin' ain't she?
Now if her daddy had explained they were cuzzins...
> On Sep 26, 5:47 pm, "Raise 'em Right!" <nob...@slug.sluggish.net>
> wrote:
>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
>> views of the world are always touching.
>> A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
>> smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
>> wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just
>> stopped and stared at the ground.
>> He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her
>> attention.
>> He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
>> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>> "They're mating." her father replied.
>> "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>> "A Daddy Longlegs." her father answered.
>> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs ?" the little girl asked.
>> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
>> question he replied, "No dear both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>> The little girl, looking a little puzzled thought for a moment,
>> then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. "Well," she said,
>> "that may be okay in San Francisco, but we're not having any of
>> that shit in Alabama."
> Phalangium opilio has only one body section. Spiders
> have two -- cephalothorax and abdomen.
> "George Plimpton" <geo...@si.not> wrote in message
> news:pbednY-WMox2C_7NnZ2dnUVZ5hidnZ2d@giganews.com...
>> On 9/26/2012 4:14 PM, sbalneav wrote:
>>> In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
>>>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
>>>> views of the world are always touching.
>>> Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
>>> absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
>> Ha ha ha ha ha! You stupid typical humorless left-wing shitstain...
> I'm not a left winger and I didn't find it funny, I found it offensive
> as fuck.
It's funny - it's funny as fuck. The fact you found it offensive is proof you're a left-wing extremist cocksucker.
> On 9/26/2012 10:06 PM, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
>> "George Plimpton" <geo...@si.not> wrote in message
>> news:pbednY-WMox2C_7NnZ2dnUVZ5hidnZ2d@giganews.com...
>>> On 9/26/2012 4:14 PM, sbalneav wrote:
>>>> In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
>>>>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
>>>>> views of the world are always touching.
>>>> Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
>>>> absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
>>> Ha ha ha ha ha! You stupid typical humorless left-wing shitstain...
>> I'm not a left winger and I didn't find it funny, I found it offensive
>> as fuck.
> It's funny - it's funny as fuck. The fact you found it offensive is proof > you're a left-wing extremist cocksucker.
The fact that you found it funny means you're a communist fascist bunghole licker.
> "George Plimpton" <geo...@si.not> wrote in message
> news:pbednY-WMox2C_7NnZ2dnUVZ5hidnZ2d@giganews.com...
> > On 9/26/2012 4:14 PM, sbalneav wrote:
> >> In alt.atheism Raise 'em Right! <nob...@slug.sluggish.net> wrote:
> >>> Such a heartwarming story... Stories about children and their
> >>> views of the world are always touching.
> >> Yeah, nothing like a little child stomping on a couple of bugs that did
> >> absolutely nothing wrong because she's a bigot.
> > Ha ha ha ha ha! You stupid typical humorless left-wing shitstain...
> I'm not a left winger and I didn't find it funny, I found it offensive as
> fuck.
Tough shit ain't it asshole? Some of us don't like pro-fag crap either but we're not trying to pass laws to stop you from saying it.
