Hundreds of Homos Go to HELL Every Day!
Reverend Mother Tucker
me tell you queers it's FULL of homo sexuals. The gates of hell keep
a having to be widened so's all the sex perverts can fit thru on their
way to eternal agony. Jesus said, "every one shall be salted with
fire" in Mark 9:49. That means that the first thing that happens to
condemned queers is that they're stripped naked by demons and have
corrosive salts rubbed all over their body's. Some of the lezzy's
will have drain opener squirted up inside their cranny's too. They
deliberately closed up their private parts to husbands on earth - so
they'll get them burnt open in hell. That's what I call justice.
We'll see how lustful you sodomites and sappho's are when you see the
mortal flesh you worshipped on earth BURNT to a crisp in hell fire!
Hahahahaha! Praise the Lord! You will lust no more forever -
finally!
Queers that liked to take hard ding-a-ling's up the butt on earth will
be stuck on stalagmites that spew steam, boiling acid, and/or bubbling
lava into their innards. Demons will be a running by all of the time
with red hot pitch forks a sticking them into sinners every which-a-
way. The air will be filled with sooty black smoke so won't nobody
know exactly when a good hard jab is a coming - or how long it'll stay
in there. Demons are absolute sadists. They taunt and tease sinners
about their gullibility forever. There's frequent hell quakes so's
the stalagmites do more and more damage - but doesn't nobody ever fall
offa none of them unless it's onto another sharper and hotter
stalagmite deeper in the putrid pit of flaming fire. Sometimes you
get ten or twelve queers impaled on one stalagmite - usually with
their dirty butts in the faces of the person under neath them. Hot
lava will run from one condemned sinner into t'other thru the butt
holes and mouths.
Queers that liked to lick and suck will have acid dripping stalactites
shoved down their throats 'til their guts is punctured. The acid will
run thru their bowels and out their butt holes into the mouths of
other queers that got into the rimming on earth. Demons will run
along and claw at their ding-a-ling's - which will naturally shrivel
up to nothing. They'll plant little fire crackers inside heathen
foreskins and they will blow up again and again. Burnt flesh
regenerates in hell - but always slowly and painfully. Queers that
liked to be licked or sucked or fondled on earth have nervous fanged
demons a chewing and a chomping on them for all eternity - along with
acid belching, flesh eating worms and maggots a crawling in their
eye's and ears.
Queers that died with VD in them get to keep all of their bugs in
hell. There won't be no water nor no pain killers nowheres in hell -
so everyone's agony will be intensified. There's also endless
screaming and a moaning in every weird language known to man. People
won't be able to understand most of their neighbors. They can only
relate to their cry's of pain!
At this point there's literally hundreds of sinners a wailing out from
the burning sands of homo hell, "Why didn't I listen to that kind,
compassionate, caring, loving, patient, good, true, pure, sweet Mother
Tucker that used to preach to me and pray for me? Why was I so stupid
to prefer my own vile flesh over the Things of God such as the Holy
Bible and the Mortification of the Flesh that Mother Tucker kept a
reminding me of day in and day out? Why did I let my own filthy dog
and hog lusts guide me instead of the Holy Scriptures that Mother
Tucker used to quote to me out of the profound goodness of her
prayerful heart?" Only then it will be too late. God will already
have rejected you forever on account of you said no to His Holy Laws
when you still had a chance to obey them. If'n you said nasty,
hateful things about me too, the molarity of the acid in your
stalactite or stalagmite will be higher. You'll get demons with
hotter pitchforks. At least a few of you will be chained up right in
the middle of erupting geysers. Some of you will get throwed into
belching volcano's that acid rain falls into all of the time but whose
flames still ain't quenched. You give that some serious thought the
next time you decide to RIM somebody's dirty old hole out.
The good people in Holy Heaven like me will look down over the Great
Balcony's of Heaven and see all of you all a suffering. We'll all
say, "Amen!" on account of it's just and righteous for God to punish
sinners that thumb their noses at God's Commandments against
fornication, adultery, homo sexuality, pornography and bestiality
every day. All of you will get exactly what you deserve. Praise the
Lord!
For more details about the horrors of eternal hell fire follow this
here link...
http://www.bible-researcher.com/hell6.html
Then go to my Repenthouse and REPENT!
If'n you repent and give your all to God, you can join me in Holy
Heaven at my splendiferous Southern Mansion with it's nice swing in an
old magnolia tree.
I'll be a praying for all of you -
Except the devil worshipping blasphemers that can't never be saved no
way -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
A preaching hell so hot you all can feel the HEAT!
© 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
All rights reserved
Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - PROHIBITED!
No One
> I just saw a true vision of hell fire tonight at Our Holy Church. Let
> me tell you queers it's FULL of homo sexuals.
<snip>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
> A preaching hell so hot you all can feel the HEAT!
> © 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
> All rights reserved
> Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - PROHIBITED!
Hey Max, shut the "First Universal Christian Kingdom" up!
Your dialog is trite. If you want to sell visions of Hell, you've
at least got to be good enough to match Dante, and that's a tough
act to follow.
Jaye Elke
Satan the Devil. The Lord God is NOT and NEVER HAS BEEN anti-homosexual.
It's people like you who are demon-possessed and are doing their best to
turn honest homosexuals away from Christ. Yes, God wants us to repent, but
this in no way has anything at all to do with our sexual orientation. It is
YOU who will burn in the fires of hell. Read the Bible, "Mother Tucker", and
read what Christ said about hypocrites like you. You need to face what
you've been doing and repent before it's too late for you.
"Reverend Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1172726642.6...@s48g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Bibon
wrote:
(...)
Okay maybe not "hundreds a day" but you do know that 300,000 ass
fucking homos died of AIDS between 1980 and 1995. That ain't a bad
average.
Bibon
wrote:
>You're a liar, "Mother Tucker", and you're doing the work of your father
>Satan the Devil. The Lord God is NOT and NEVER HAS BEEN anti-homosexual.
>It's people like you who are demon-possessed and are doing their best to
>turn honest homosexuals away from Christ. Yes, God wants us to repent, but
>this in no way has anything at all to do with our sexual orientation. It is
>YOU who will burn in the fires of hell. Read the Bible, "Mother Tucker", and
>read what Christ said about hypocrites like you. You need to face what
>you've been doing and repent before it's too late for you.
I usually close with a hymn, but in
this case I'll simply say, "SNIGGER."
Andrealphus
Mother Tucker at mother...@wowmail.com, typed this:
> I just saw a true vision of hell fire tonight at Our Holy Church.
That was another 1960's LSD flashback you were having. Seek medical hellp.
Bill Baker
> I just saw a true vision of hell fire tonight at Our Holy Church. Let
Satan is only giving you those visions to fool you into thinking you're
doing God's work. In actuality, you're doing the work of Satan, your
lord and master. Every prayer you pray is to Satan. He also influences
your reading of the Bible in order to make you think you're being a good
Christian.
> For more details about the horrors of eternal hell fire follow this here
> link...
>
> http://www.bible-researcher.com/hell6.html
That's a Satanic website. Dr. Sproul is obviously influenced by Satan.
> Then go to my Repenthouse and REPENT!
>
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
>
> If'n you repent and give your all to God, you can join me in Holy Heaven
> at my splendiferous Southern Mansion with it's nice swing in an old
> magnolia tree.
Who would want to be with a Satanist like you?
> I'll be a praying for all of you -
> Except the devil worshipping blasphemers that can't never be saved no
> way -
You mean like yourself?
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
> A preaching hell so hot you all can feel the HEAT!
>
>
> © 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom All rights reserved
> Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - PROHIBITED!
--
Primates often have trouble imagining a universe not run by an angry
alpha male.
- Source unknown
Ronald 'More-More' Moshki
> On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:35:56 GMT, "Jaye Elke" <jayee...@nomail.com>
Most of the time, Bib closes in on a him
and says "Finders, Keepers."
Ronald 'More-More' Moshki
Hot
lava will run from one condemned sinner into t'other thru the butt
holes and mouths.
Seems as though MT is very keen on 'hot beef injections',
Loves the action and the imagery.
get your Man-Boy Love from Father Tucker.
ScottyFLL
As a genealogist, I am interested to see that Hell keeps a census. I
did not know this.
I'm wondering how many BREEDERS become new citizens of Hell on a daily
basis... Would you have those numbers for us?
ScottyFLL
> You're a liar, "Mother Tucker", and you're doing the work of your father
> Satan the Devil. The Lord God is NOT and NEVER HAS BEEN anti-homosexual.
Indeed, he created homos in his own image. It is written.
Mircalla Karnstein
Reverend Mother Tucker wrote:
> I
>
> If'n you repent and give your all to God, you can join me in Holy
> Heaven at my splendiferous Southern Mansion with it's nice swing in an
> old magnolia tree.
>
The real Lurlean has a bungalow on the beach with her lover along Cape Cod
between Hyannis and P-town.
Very nice place, and the only fire is a beautiful stone fireplace with a
mosaic hearth that has the greek letter Lambda worked into it, as well as
parquet in front of it with the design of linked female symbols worked
into it.
Gorgeous!
And Lurlean's southern charm lends itself well to being a gracious Lesbian
hostess....
>
> I'll be a praying for all of you -
> Except the devil worshipping blasphemers that can't never be saved no
> way -
>
> Reverend Mother Sunshine Tucker
> A preaching hell so hot you all can feel the HEAT!
You forgot to change the sigfile so I corrected the name for you
>
> © 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
> All rights reserved
> Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - PROHIBITED!
--
Mircalla Karnstein
Eine Reise auf den Flügeln der Nacht,
um dem Alltag zu entfliehen in den Rausch der Phantasie.
Es ist bald so weit.
Ich lad Dich ein zum Mitternachtsball.
Sexual. Seductive. Ancient and alluring. Lesbian vampires—who can resist
them? Whether they're out prowling for a midnight snack or cozying up in
the day with that special someone in their coffin, lesbian vampires have
been enthralling fans—and victims—since the dawn of creation.
Mircalla Karnstein
Jaye Elke wrote:
The real Lurlean Tucker came out as a Lesbian a few months ago after her hubby
and some skank named sunshine hooked up while she was recovering from a cardiac
arrest. Alas, the Church could not deal with the scandal so it has sunshine
posting as Lurlean.
No One
Back to infantile mode, completely off topic. OK, here's the
negative feedback:
See Message-ID <n5tn72l8p74cfv8vc...@4ax.com> for a post
in which bibon (aka Bill Taylor)identified himself and Message ID
<m3d5dvp...@nospam.pacbell.net> for details about how he
identified himself. Basically, he claimed that "Bill Taylor" never
received a phone call from some individual, something only "Bill
Taylor" could know, with the phone number in question belonging to
"our" "Bill Taylor". Others, of course, have reached the same
conclusion.
The really interesting question is why he is so sensitive about "Bill
Taylor" so much more so than all his other numerous identities. :-)
Some of his rantings are just comical. For example,
in Message ID <2iell25bqiqgv16ir...@4ax.com>, one of
Bill Taylor's aliases "bi...@ralent.org (with a '^' over the 'a')
posted an inadvertent admission that he is gay enough to hire a
male prostitute (whether or not he intended to say that).
However, he's shown his dishonesty time and time again. For one
example, in Message ID <skmio2d2lukbv2gkt...@4ax.com>,
Bill Taylor (aka bibon) was caught forging headers,changing "LC" to
"LA" and "LB" in headers he cut and pasted to pretend that "LC" was
posting under multiple identities. You can cross check this claim by
using Google to search for the message IDs. LC's post with Message ID
<embji...@enews1.newsguy.com> was attributed by Bill Taylor to "LA"
(but Taylor suppressed part of the message ID by giving it as
<embjhn02...@enews1.newsguy.com> to make tracing it difficult).
Such behavior gives zero credibility to any statment Bill Taylor (aka
bibon, aka ...) makes. You really have to wonder about someone who
would post such a lie when it is so easily checked.
Reverend Mother Tucker
> You're a liar, "Mother Tucker",
No I ain't. I don't NEVER lie about nothing! I radiate the Truth.
> and you're doing the work of your father Satan the Devil.
No way! I'm a doing the Lord Jesus' Work by a saving sinners from
eternal hell fire.
> The Lord God is NOT and NEVER HAS BEEN anti-homosexual.
Oh please! That is pure hog wash! Go back to the very beginning of
the Holy Bible and you'll see! God created Adam and Eve, didn't He?
He sure didn't create no Adam and Steve. Then He told Adam and Eve to
be fruitful and multiply. He didn't tell them to screw around any
time nor any way they wanted to. He sure didn't tell Cain he could
screw Abel. He gave Adam and Eve the Blessing of Sex and then told
them what its True Purpose is - Procreation. WOE unto those who DARE
turn sex into a game.
Turn forward a few chapters and you'll read about Ham a looking at his
drunken daddy's nakedness. Ham had a wife and was obviously
straight. God didn't preserve no queers on Noah's Ark on account of
all you all are totally unrighteous and lustful. Noah cursed Ham's
children just on account of ham looked at his naked daddy's ding-a-
ling. How much more will homo sexuals be cursed for a leering at ding-
a-lings - not to mention a touching them and a licking them and a
sucking them and the Lord only knows what else!
Then there's old Sodom and Gomorrah - city's fulla perverted queers.
God went down and homo's a painting kiddie porn on stone pillars and a
robbing little boy's from passing caravans to rape and then sacrifice
to the devil. So God rained fire and brimstone down on Sodom and
Gomorrah to wipe out the queer population there. That oughta show you
right there how much God hates homo sexual lust and depravity. I
think He actually hurled a meteor at them wicked towns so's alla the
gay bars and the sex clubs would be burnt up.
Moses said men shouldn't lay down with men the same way they would
with women - which is a CLEAR condemnation of filthy homo sexual
acitivity.
God still loves and wants to save homo sexuals FROM their wretched
life style of filth and hedonism - so Her sent His Son into the world
to redeem even them - scum under God's feet that they are. But Jesus
affirmed that He HATES fornication and lasciviousness and the
duplicity that all go hand in hand with the evil of homo sexuality.
Ezekiel prophesied against women a using graven images to pleasure
theirself - a clear reference to lesbian sin.
Paul came along and clarified to the Greeks and the Romans who
tolerated queer man boy perversion that all homo sexual wickedness is
contrary to God's will. He stressed that homo sexuals and sissy's
can't even get into Holy Heaven UNLESS they accept Our Lord's Holy
Cleansing Touch and turn straight. Paul also blasted the lezbo's as
unnatural and contrary to Nature.
Jude wrote about the Sodomites that worshipped strange flesh and got
sent straight to hell - where the fire and the torment are ETERNAL.
He made direct reference to homo hell.
Finally John the Divine tells about the gaudy devil and his whores a
being thrown bodily into the Lake of Fire at the second death. That
includes all liars and queers on account of they're really flesh
worshipping idolators.
I honestly don't know what kinda Bible you've been a reading if you
MISSED the MANY parts about God a HATING homo sexual lusts. Are you
aure you ain't a reading the Satanic "bible"?
> It's people like you who are demon-possessed
Go back to the Bible. I cast out demons and heal the sick. The Bible
says Satan can't do that. Sinners like you thought Jesus was devil
possessed too. They wound up in hell just like you will if'n you
don't REPENT!
> and are doing their best to turn honest homosexuals away from Christ.
But there AIN'T no honest homo sexuals! They're all evil liars and
deceivers. They want to recruit straight people and confuse and
corrupt children.
> Yes, God wants us to repent,
Yes - OF homo sexuality if that's the evil that afflicts you. God can
save you ROM your sins but not IN them. If'n you ain't ready to leave
your sin behind then God doesn't want you. You can't serve two
masters. It's either Jesus or Satan. With you homo's it's always
Satan. You're heathen flesh lovers - semen slurping, butt banging,
virus spreading spawn of the devil!
> but this in no way has anything at all to do with our sexual orientation.
Homo sexuality is a sexual DIS-orientation. It results from confusion
about what your body is for and why God created its various parts.
Only sick perverts like Smeg-head Booger Picker thinks that the butt
hole is a natural fit for the ding-a-ling. It's obvious to anybody
that God didn't create things that-a-way.
> It is YOU who will burn in the fires of hell.
I already seen my mansion in Heaven - so you don't got no idea what
you're a babbling on about. You got the devil inside you and he's a
spewing ugly lie's from your busy little mouth. Tell me - have you
had a hard ding-a-ling in your mouth this week? If so - how many?
How about up your butt hole? God HATES homo sexual activity. If'n
you ain't careful He will smite you with the itch and the scab and the
dreaded botch of Egypt - probably right in your most private area's.
I know how you queers tend to make what's supposed to be private
public.
> Read the Bible, "Mother Tucker",
I do every day. It says homo sexuals can't get into Holy Heaven. So
turn or BURN!
> and read what Christ said about hypocrites like you.
I ain't no hypocrite. I'm the Lord's good and faithful servant. He
showers me with blessings every day.
> You need to face what you've been doing
I do. I heal the sick, cast out the demons and cleanse queer lepers
of the Satanic lusts that make them wanna rim and fist and felch.
UGH!!! How many of them things did YOU do this week?
> and repent before it's too late for you.
I already repented, got forgave and actually got sanctified. You're
just a trying to spread more confusion to lead people down into the
Putrid Pit with you.
I'll pray for sinners that can still be saved -
Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
A TRUE Christian Gospel Witness
? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved.
Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and otherwise - is strictly
prohibited.
Reverend Mother Tucker
> As a genealogist, I am interested to see that Hell keeps a census. I
> did not know this.
There's a lot of things you obviously don't know - such as how much
God DESPISES homo sexual lust and depravity. If'n you join Our Most
Holy Church and don't hold nothing back from God, you can learn many
secrets about Heaven and hell and the unseen world. Plea$e $upport
our Holy Prayer Mini$try.
> I'm wondering how many BREEDERS become new citizens of Hell on a daily
> basis... Would you have those numbers for us?
What do you care? Worry about your own spiritual problem - which is
homo sexuality - not other people's. There's plenty of queers that's
"breeders" too. Look at the old lady. They made a movie about her
once a long time ago. It's called "The Leech Woman". Did you ever
see it? You're really a showing your age by a using the term
"breeder" - just like she shows her age by a going out in the sun.
So why are you a contemplating a leaving your Latino lust object for a
white Jew? God will really punish you for a messing with His most
Chosen People. What He really wants is for you to REPENT and go
straight. If'n you ain't got no nasty viruses in you, He wants you to
become a "breeder" too. Doesn't the bare back crowd use that term to
refer to their particular germ heavy sex acts. Anyways - you'd better
hurry up before your nutty buddy's all dry up.
I'll pray for sinful scum like you -
Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
God's Faithful Servant
� 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved.
Any unathorized reproduction - sexual and otherwise - will be
punished!
ScottyFLL
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> So why are you a contemplating a leaving your Latino lust object for a
> white Jew? God will really punish you for a messing with His most
> Chosen People.
I thought I might convert, and then I would be a Chosen Homosexual.
Quite a dilemma for the Big Man Upstairs, I guess, but he'll manage,
and I'll take my rightful place Upstairs, very very near the Throne.
> What He really wants is for you to REPENT and go
> straight.
I thought he wanted me to become a Jew... I make a nice matzoh ball
soup, and I like the word "chutzpah". And I like to say, "Feh!!" a
lot. And "Oy!".
> If'n you ain't got no nasty viruses in you
I'm virus-free. And I eat a healthy diet -- no red meat (take that
and run with it!), low fat, lots of veggies and non-fat dairy, and I
take my vitamins and CoQ10.
> He wants you to
> become a "breeder" too.
Don't you think there are quite enough people on the planet for the
time being? All the heat from all of those breeders' children is
melting the ozone layer! MELTING IT!!! Soon, the coasts will flood!
It is God's punishment for uncontrolled whorish breeding!!
> Doesn't the bare back crowd use that term to
> refer to their particular germ heavy sex acts.
I'm quite sure you'd know better than I in matters such as this.
ScottyFLL
Are you sure it wasn't Adam and Yves? Perhaps a translation error --
Yves, not Eve. "Oops! Those goddamned scribes!"
Always wondered why, if God was lonely, he created a man for
himself... Only after Adam turned out to be hetero, through no fault
of his own, did God create a playmate for him.
Hmmm.............................................................................................................
> He sure didn't create no Adam and Steve. Then He told Adam and Eve to
> be fruitful and multiply.
Which they did.
Now, explain to us how their kids did the same without fucking (pardon
my French) each other or their parents.
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1172896578.7...@31g2000cwt.googlegroups.com...
> On Feb 28, 10:35?pm, "Jaye Elke" <jayee...@nomail.com> wrote:
>
>> You're a liar, "Mother Tucker",
>
> No I ain't. I don't NEVER lie about nothing! I radiate the Truth.
You, like most Satan worshipers, lie about God.
>> and you're doing the work of your father Satan the Devil.
>
> No way! I'm a doing the Lord Jesus' Work by a saving sinners from
> eternal hell fire.
That's another one of Satan's lies.
>> The Lord God is NOT and NEVER HAS BEEN anti-homosexual.
>
> Oh please! That is pure hog wash! Go back to the very beginning of the
> Holy Bible and you'll see! God created Adam and Eve, didn't He? He sure
> didn't create no Adam and Steve. Then He told Adam and Eve to be
> fruitful and multiply. He didn't tell them to screw around any time nor
> any way they wanted to. He sure didn't tell Cain he could screw Abel.
> He gave Adam and Eve the Blessing of Sex and then told them what its
> True Purpose is - Procreation. WOE unto those who DARE turn sex into a
> game.
Where exactly does it say that in the Bible? Oh, that's right, it
doesn't. It's just another one of Satan's lies. Satan guides your
reading of the Bible to suit his purposes.
> Turn forward a few chapters and you'll read about Ham a looking at his
> drunken daddy's nakedness. Ham had a wife and was obviously straight.
> God didn't preserve no queers on Noah's Ark on account of all you all
> are totally unrighteous and lustful. Noah cursed Ham's children just on
> account of ham looked at his naked daddy's ding-a- ling. How much more
> will homo sexuals be cursed for a leering at ding- a-lings - not to
> mention a touching them and a licking them and a sucking them and the
> Lord only knows what else!
God certainly preserved queer animals. Look how many there are today!
> Then there's old Sodom and Gomorrah - city's fulla perverted queers. God
> went down and homo's a painting kiddie porn on stone pillars and a
> robbing little boy's from passing caravans to rape and then sacrifice to
> the devil. So God rained fire and brimstone down on Sodom and Gomorrah
> to wipe out the queer population there. That oughta show you right
> there how much God hates homo sexual lust and depravity. I think He
> actually hurled a meteor at them wicked towns so's alla the gay bars and
> the sex clubs would be burnt up.
Nothing in the Bible indicates that Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed for
homosexuality. That's another one of Satan's lies.
> Moses said men shouldn't lay down with men the same way they would with
> women - which is a CLEAR condemnation of filthy homo sexual acitivity.
Those were laws for the Israelites who were traveling in the desert.
None of us are ancient Israelites wandering in the desert.
> God still loves and wants to save homo sexuals FROM their wretched life
> style of filth and hedonism - so Her sent His Son into the world to
> redeem even them - scum under God's feet that they are. But Jesus
> affirmed that He HATES fornication and lasciviousness and the duplicity
> that all go hand in hand with the evil of homo sexuality.
Jesus never said one thing about homosexuality. That's another one of
Satan's lies.
> Ezekiel prophesied against women a using graven images to pleasure
> theirself - a clear reference to lesbian sin.
More Satanic lies about the Bible.
> Paul came along and clarified to the Greeks and the Romans who tolerated
> queer man boy perversion that all homo sexual wickedness is contrary to
> God's will. He stressed that homo sexuals and sissy's can't even get
> into Holy Heaven UNLESS they accept Our Lord's Holy Cleansing Touch and
> turn straight. Paul also blasted the lezbo's as unnatural and contrary
> to Nature.
Paul went against many of the teachings of Jesus. His letters should
never have been included in the Bible.
> Jude wrote about the Sodomites that worshipped strange flesh and got
> sent straight to hell - where the fire and the torment are ETERNAL. He
> made direct reference to homo hell.
Nope. Absolutely no reference to "homo hell" exists in the Bible.
That's another Satanic lie.
> Finally John the Divine tells about the gaudy devil and his whores a
> being thrown bodily into the Lake of Fire at the second death. That
> includes all liars and queers on account of they're really flesh
> worshipping idolators.
That just means that our bodies will be no more and that everyone will be
perfect spirits. Not that anyone will be suffering eternally.
> I honestly don't know what kinda Bible you've been a reading if you
> MISSED the MANY parts about God a HATING homo sexual lusts. Are you
> aure you ain't a reading the Satanic "bible"?
Are you sure you aren't? Because you're obviously misreading a lot of it.
>> It's people like you who are demon-possessed
>
> Go back to the Bible. I cast out demons and heal the sick. The Bible
> says Satan can't do that. Sinners like you thought Jesus was devil
> possessed too. They wound up in hell just like you will if'n you don't
> REPENT!
But Satan can deceive you into thinking you're casting out demons when
you're really turning good people into Satan worshipers like yourself.
>> and are doing their best to turn honest homosexuals away from Christ.
>
> But there AIN'T no honest homo sexuals! They're all evil liars and
> deceivers. They want to recruit straight people and confuse and corrupt
> children.
More lies from your father, the devil.
>> Yes, God wants us to repent,
>
> Yes - OF homo sexuality if that's the evil that afflicts you. God can
> save you ROM your sins but not IN them. If'n you ain't ready to leave
> your sin behind then God doesn't want you. You can't serve two masters.
> It's either Jesus or Satan. With you homo's it's always Satan. You're
> heathen flesh lovers - semen slurping, butt banging, virus spreading
> spawn of the devil!
It's you who is worshiping Satan.
>> but this in no way has anything at all to do with our sexual
>> orientation.
>
> Homo sexuality is a sexual DIS-orientation. It results from confusion
> about what your body is for and why God created its various parts. Only
> sick perverts like Smeg-head Booger Picker thinks that the butt hole is
> a natural fit for the ding-a-ling. It's obvious to anybody that God
> didn't create things that-a-way.
It's obvious that he did. The prostate gland is in the perfect spot for
sexual pleasure.
>> It is YOU who will burn in the fires of hell.
>
> I already seen my mansion in Heaven - so you don't got no idea what
> you're a babbling on about.
That was a vision shown to you by Satan in order to trick you into
thinking you're doing God's work.
> You got the devil inside you and he's a spewing ugly lie's from your
> busy little mouth. Tell me - have you had a hard ding-a-ling in your
> mouth this week? If so - how many? How about up your butt hole? God
> HATES homo sexual activity. If'n you ain't careful He will smite you
> with the itch and the scab and the dreaded botch of Egypt - probably
> right in your most private area's. I know how you queers tend to make
> what's supposed to be private public.
Sounds like you're the one doing that here.
>> Read the Bible, "Mother Tucker",
>
> I do every day. It says homo sexuals can't get into Holy Heaven. So
> turn or BURN!
That's the Satanic Bible that says that. Your Bible reading is
influenced by Satan.
>> and read what Christ said about hypocrites like you.
>
> I ain't no hypocrite. I'm the Lord's good and faithful servant. He
> showers me with blessings every day.
That's Satan doing that. He just wants you to feel comfortable and think
you're doing God's work.
>> You need to face what you've been doing
>
> I do. I heal the sick, cast out the demons and cleanse queer lepers of
> the Satanic lusts that make them wanna rim and fist and felch. UGH!!!
> How many of them things did YOU do this week?
You're doing Satan's work.
>> and repent before it's too late for you.
>
> I already repented, got forgave and actually got sanctified. You're
> just a trying to spread more confusion to lead people down into the
> Putrid Pit with you.
You're already trying to spread confusion and lead people to your father,
the devil.
> I'll pray for sinners that can still be saved -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
> A TRUE Christian Gospel Witness
>
>
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> Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and otherwise - is strictly
> prohibited.
>
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Bushism 9-22:
"The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only
reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people
who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the
next, regardless of a person's race."
--Washington, D.C.; April 5, 2001
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mar 1, 11:15�am, "Snot Nose" <1sc...@lycos.com> wrote:
>
>> As a genealogist, I am interested to see that Hell keeps a census. I
>> did not know this.
>
> There's a lot of things you obviously don't know - such as how much God
> DESPISES homo sexual lust and depravity. If'n you join Our Most Holy
> Church and don't hold nothing back from God, you can learn many secrets
> about Heaven and hell and the unseen world. Plea$e $upport our Holy
> Prayer Mini$try.
Those "$s" are Satanic Ss. Perfect fit for a Satan worshiper like you.
>> I'm wondering how many BREEDERS become new citizens of Hell on a daily
>> basis... Would you have those numbers for us?
>
> What do you care? Worry about your own spiritual problem - which is
> homo sexuality - not other people's.
Then why don't you worry about your own spiritual problem, which is
Satanism?
> There's plenty of queers that's "breeders" too. Look at the old lady.
> They made a movie about her once a long time ago. It's called "The
> Leech Woman". Did you ever see it?
You think all fictional movies are documentaries.
> You're really a showing your age by a using the term "breeder" - just
> like she shows her age by a going out in the sun.
So you're saying she's young?
> So why are you a contemplating a leaving your Latino lust object for a
> white Jew? God will really punish you for a messing with His most
> Chosen People. What He really wants is for you to REPENT and go
> straight. If'n you ain't got no nasty viruses in you, He wants you to
> become a "breeder" too. Doesn't the bare back crowd use that term to
> refer to their particular germ heavy sex acts. Anyways - you'd better
> hurry up before your nutty buddy's all dry up.
More Satanic preaching.
> I'll pray for sinful scum like you -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
> God's Faithful Servant
>
> � 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom ALL rights reserved.
> Any unathorized reproduction - sexual and otherwise - will be punished!
--
Bushism 2-25/26:
"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives
and the kids, upon the death of their loved one. Others hug, but having
committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and
that's me and I know what it's like."
--Washington, D.C.; December 11, 2002
Reverend Mother Tucker
> I thought I might convert,
Only a Godless queer rabbi would supervise the conversion of another
queer - and that wouldn't count in the consensus of world Jewry.
You'd be a wanna be forever and you'd still go to hell.
> and then I would be a Chosen Homosexual.
That's impossible. All homo sexuals are chose by the devil and
rejected by God 'til they repent - whether they're Jews or gentiles.
Homo sexual Jews are genital worshippers and that's a huge sin!
> Quite a dilemma for the Big Man Upstairs, I guess,
Not at all. He'll throw you into hypocrite hell and then homo hell.
> but he'll
He'll
> manage, and I'll take my rightful place Upstairs, very very near the Throne.
You won't neither. You'll be in Satan's commode in the Lake of Fire!
Turn RIGHT and go straight. That's the only way you'll escape the
horrors of eternal hell fire.
> I thought he
He
> wanted me to become a Jew...
That seldom happens. Do you got Jewish blood in you now? You must
have something else too on account of Rambam said there was hardly any
Jewis homo's in ancient times.
> I make a nice matzoh ball soup, and I like the word "chutzpah".
So? That just means you admire Jewish CULTURE - which is naturally
superior to pagan cultural slime. That doesn't make you no Jew.
You're probably just tired of all of Pepe's smegma. Does he know
you're a planning to put him thru the Fifth F of homo sexual lust
maneuvers?
> And I like to say, "Feh!!" a lot. And "Oy!".
I'd call that a mockery of the Jews. The Holy Torah CONDEMNS homo
sexual lust. So does the Talmud. THEM's the kinda things you should
be a studying up on if'n you're really interested in Judaism - not
just the peripherals such as gefilte fish and Marx Brothers comedy's.
> I'm virus-free.
That I don't believe. You may be free from HIV - but what about the
many different kinds of herpes and WART viruses?
> And I eat a healthy diet -- no red meat (take that and run with it!),
Does that mean you don't sleep with no Indians?
> low fat, lots of veggies and non-fat dairy, and I take my vitamins and CoQ10.
Do you inject them into your butt hole every day?
> Don't you think there are quite enough people on the planet for the
> time being?
That's only in pagan country's. There ain't nearly enough True
Christians in the world. It's them Moslems that's a breeding outa
control. They still practice polygamy.
> All the heat from all of those breeders' children
That includes YOU. I think homo sexuals with their conspicuous
consumption do WAY more damage than the children of the poor. You
really do hate those less fortunate than yourself - dontcha? God will
punish you for that!
> is melting the ozone layer! MELTING IT!!!
Ozone is a gas. How can it melt? You musta flunked chemistry. I got
straight A's in my Christian Creationist chemistry class. It's all of
that petroleum from them backward Arab country's that's a depleting
the ozone. Do you drive a car? Most queers cruise the high ways in
theirs a looking for road side sex. That and the vanity products that
queers and porn stars use to stay a looking like tramps and whores is
what's a taking the ozone out of the atmosphere.
> Soon, the coasts will flood!
Praise the Lord for that! That'll wipe out Miami, Key We(s)t, New
York, New Sodom, Lost Angeles, Sydney, Amsterdamned and a buncha other
places where queer activity thrives. Look what God's servant Katrina
already done to New Orleans - the crime capital of the country. If'n
you wanna stop global flooding - you gotta stop the queer sex and the
cruising.
> It is God's punishment for uncontrolled whorish breeding!!
No. It's God's punishment for sexual depravity. Homo sexual lust is
at the very top of that list.
> I'm quite sure you'd know better than I in matters such as this.
I only know what I see on the porno tapes that Our Holy Church BURNS
every Sunday in our weekly cleansing bonfire. One day we'll burn
witches in there too. But one had something to do with one man a
"breeding" others - and it discussed bare back sex. Don't you watch a
lot of filthy porno like practically ALL of the other queers in the
world?
I'll pray for slime like you today -
Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
A Holy Woman of God
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ALL rights reserved.
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Reverend Mother Tucker
> Are you sure it wasn't Adam and Yves?
Yes I am TOTALLY sure.
> Perhaps a translation error -- Yves, not Eve.
No way! And if'n you had any knowledge of the Holy Hebrew Tongue
you'd kow that.
> "Oops! Those g*ddamned scribes!"
Don't use no profanity in my presence. I'm a True Christian woman and
it offends me.
> Always wondered why, if God was lonely, he
He
> created a man for himself...
Himself... You're a reading the pagan scriptures - not the Holy
Bible. God's plan from the beginning was to have one man and one
woman paired together.
> Only after Adam turned out to be hetero,
He was created that-a-way. Everybody is born that-a-way too. It's
just that some of you listens to the devil's ugly lie's and gets all
confused about what your different body parts is really for. If'n
your butt hole is an exit only - does that mean you plug your dirty
ding-a-ling into other men's holes? What about Pepe's? Ain't it
tight enough for you no more? Is that why you're about to dump him?
Or has thee been a lot of a cheating a going on?
> through no fault of his own, did God create a playmate for him.
That nonsense theory comes straight from the Putrid Pit of hell!
> Hmmm.............................................................................................................
Stop a lusting on this Gospel thread.
> Which they did.
Yes - praise the Lord! You should too - IF'N you really ain't got no
viruses in you. Did you ask them to test you specifically for the
herpes?
> Now, explain to us how their kids did the same without f*cking (pardon
> my French) each other or their parents.
I can easily explain that - but first you got to rephrase the qestion
without a using NO ugly profanity. I simply won't stand for it on
account of I'm so pure, good and true.
I'll pray for filth like you today -
Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
ScottyFLL
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 2, 9:05?pm, "Snot Nose" <1sc...@lycos.com> wrote:
>
> > I thought I might convert,
>
> Only a Godless queer rabbi
I shall be a Reformed Jew. Now, don't forget: Pascha begins at
nightfall on April 2, 5767.
> would supervise the conversion of another
> queer - and that wouldn't count in the consensus of world Jewry.
I *love* world Jewelry. I especially admire the UK's Crown Jewels.
They are fabulous!!
> You'd be a wanna be forever and you'd still go to hell.
No. I can be a good Jew, and a nice Jewish boy. I shall keep a
kosher house and shomer shabbos (which in fact I did when I first
moved to New York, and since I don't eat red meat, including ungodly
pork products, keeping kosher shouldn't be so hard).
Right now, I am a goy who eats soy, and who wants to go out with a
nice Jewish boy. Oy!!
> > and then I would be a Chosen Homosexual.
>
> That's impossible.
As a Jew, I will be one of the Chosen (read Chaim Potok's novel of
that name). And as a gayo, I will be a homosexual. Thus: "Chosen
Homosexual".
> All homo sexuals are chose by the devil
I thought you said they were God's Chosen... Are you LYING to me???~!
> and
> rejected by God 'til they repent
Naw.
>- whether they're Jews or gentiles.
> Homo sexual Jews are genital worshippers and that's a huge sin!
Oh, no! Jews worship none other than the Big Man Upstairs (BMU)
Himself!!
> > Quite a dilemma for the Big Man Upstairs, I guess,
>
> Not at all. He'll throw you into hypocrite hell and then homo hell.
There are now TWO different hells?
> > but he'll
>
> He'll
>
> > manage, and I'll take my rightful place Upstairs, very very near the Throne.
>
> You won't neither.
Sure I will. I'll sit right next to God. If Jesus is at his right
hand, I shall sit to his left. Simple!
> You'll be in Satan's commode in the Lake of Fire!
Eww.
> Turn RIGHT and go straight.
> That's the only way you'll escape the
> horrors of eternal hell fire.
>
> > I thought he
>
> He
>
> > wanted me to become a Jew...
>
> That seldom happens.
Ah, but it IS possible. Good. I'm certain that he wants me to become
a Jew. You can see that I'm already boning up (as it were) on my
Jewish culture. It is, after all, the year 5767, for my people,
anyway. You Christians are only up to 2007. What's up with THAT?!
> Do you got Jewish blood in you now?
Mazel tov!
> You must
> have something else too on account of Rambam said there was hardly any
> Jewis homo's in ancient times.
Then why are their behaviors mentioned in the Literature?
> > I make a nice matzoh ball soup, and I like the word "chutzpah". ?
>
> So? That just means you admire Jewish CULTURE - which is naturally
> superior to pagan cultural slime. That doesn't make you no Jew.
Only God can make me a Jew, and that is His Will, and it shall be
done. Shalom!
> You're probably just tired of all of Pepe's smegma.
I thought you'd said I was crazy about it... have you changed your
mind, or are you lying again?
> Does he know
> you're a planning to put him thru the Fifth F of homo sexual lust
> maneuvers?
No lust here. Just met a nice Jewish boy. Nice stable cute Jewish
boy. Named Adam, after God's first human Creation. We will be
blessed by God Himself!!
> > And I like to say, "Feh!!" a lot. ?And "Oy!".
>
> I'd call that a mockery of the Jews.
Not any more than saying "bagel and lox" is a mockery. And I don't
care much for those Nova lox -- flavorless blubber-like abomination if
you ask me!
> The Holy Torah CONDEMNS homo
> sexual lust.
So I won't lust after Adam. I'll just marry him. We can be married
by a nice Reformed Jewish Rabbi.
Jesus was a Rabbi and I'm certain that He'd approve. We might even
invite Him. He was a Jew, too.
> So does the Talmud.
Feh!!
> THEM's the kinda things you should
> be a studying up on if'n you're really interested in Judaism
I really just wanna learn about stuff like Hannukah and mezuzahs. The
FUN stuff.
>- not
> just the peripherals such as gefilte fish and Marx Brothers comedy's.
Where did you hide the matzoh???
> > I'm virus-free. ?
>
> That I don't believe.
Well, you should.
> You may be free from HIV - but what about the
> many different kinds of herpes and WART viruses?
Not infected with any of the above.
> > And I eat a healthy diet -- no red meat (take that and run with it!),
>
> Does that mean you don't sleep with no Indians?
And you did not disappoint...
> > low fat, lots of veggies and non-fat dairy, and I take my vitamins and CoQ10.
>
> Do you inject them into your butt hole every day?
How VULGAR!! A decent person would not even have THOUGHT such a
thing!! What is WRONG with you???!
> > Don't you think there are quite enough people on the planet for the
> > time being? ?
>
> That's only in pagan country's. There ain't nearly enough True
> Christians in the world. It's them Moslems that's a breeding outa
> control. They still practice polygamy.
I think you should try to convert non-Christians before allowing your
breeding lot to create more. And HURRY! Lotsa people are turning
MUSLIM now!
> > All the heat from all of those breeders' children
>
> That includes YOU.
Not MY fault that I was born. But at least I can say that I am not in
any way responsible for overpopulating the planet.
> I think homo sexuals with their conspicuous
> consumption do WAY more damage than the children of the poor. You
> really do hate those less fortunate than yourself - dontcha? God will
> punish you for that!
Sounds like a losing battle when it comes to this god of yours. Can't
seem to do ANYTHING right!
> > is melting the ozone layer! ?MELTING IT!!! ?
>
> Ozone is a gas. How can it melt?
That's the irony! There is SO MUCH HEAT from all the infernal
BREEDING that gas actually MELTS!!
> You musta flunked chemistry. I got
> straight A's in my Christian Creationist chemistry class.
Did you ever find out whey dinosaurs aren't mentioned in the
literature of the time? Or was that covered in your Christian
Creationist biology class?
> It's all of
> that petroleum from them backward Arab country's that's a depleting
> the ozone.
I'm pretty sure that all of this infernal, non-stop, whoring breeding
is causing our global temperatures to rise. Just think of all the
heat created by all that fornicating and child-bearing! And then the
heat of those infants, and when they mature, they're all fornicating
all over the place, too! Just like their whorish parents!!
> Do you drive a car? Most queers cruise the high ways in
> theirs a looking for road side sex.
Not THIS one. I am a nice boy, soon to be verified and validated as a
nice Jewish boy! Not a whore like you breeding lot! Where is my
yarmulke??!?
> That and the vanity products that
> queers and porn stars use to stay a looking like tramps and whores is
> what's a taking the ozone out of the atmosphere.'
Are you talking about hair gel? Shampoo? Pomade? Honey, THOSE
things don't clog up the atmosphere!!
> > Soon, the coasts will flood!
>
> Praise the Lord for that! That'll wipe out Miami, Key We(s)t, New
> York, New Sodom, Lost Angeles, Sydney, Amsterdamned and a buncha other
> places where queer activity thrives.
Why did he send tornadoes to the Bible Belt the other day?
> Look what God's servant Katrina
> already done to New Orleans - the crime capital of the country. If'n
> you wanna stop global flooding - you gotta stop the queer sex and the
> cruising.
We won't need to do that if you people would just stop fucking like
rabbits, creating children wherever you go!
> > It is God's punishment for uncontrolled whorish breeding!!
>
> No. It's God's punishment for sexual depravity. Homo sexual lust is
> at the very top of that list.
I think adultery is worse. There is actually a Commandment against
that. GOTTA love the Commandments (which say absolutely nothing about
gayos).
> > I'm quite sure you'd know better than I in matters such as this.
>
> I only know what I see on the porno tapes that Our Holy Church BURNS
> every Sunday in our weekly cleansing bonfire.
THAT IS ANOTHER REASON WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF OZONE!!! STOP BURNING
TAPES!!!
> One day we'll burn
> witches in there too.
Isn't that illegal?
> But one had something to do with one man a
> "breeding" others - and it discussed bare back sex. Don't you watch a
> lot of filthy porno like practically ALL of the other queers in the
> world?
I have not seen any such thing. Perhaps you can recall the title and
I can look it up...
> I'll pray for slime like you today
I will invite you to my belated bar mitzvah if you promise not to eat
pork!
ScottyFLL
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 2, 9:10?pm, "Snot Nose" <1sc...@lycos.com> wrote:
>
> > Are you sure it wasn't Adam and Yves? ?
>
> Yes I am TOTALLY sure.
>
>
> No way! And if'n you had any knowledge of the Holy Hebrew Tongue
> you'd kow that.
But if they were translating from the French -- Yves -- they may have
made an error. You know how French is! Velma is always confusing
French with Obscenities!
> > "Oops! ?Those g*ddamned scribes!"
>
> Don't use no profanity in my presence.
I'm actually not IN your presence. If you think otherwise, I advise
you to dial 9-1-1.
> I'm a True Christian woman and
> it offends me.
>
> > Always wondered why, if God was lonely, he
>
> He
>
> > created a man for himself...
>
> Himself... You're a reading the pagan scriptures - not the Holy
> Bible.
Says it in the Holy Bible. Says God created a man for himself. A
big, muscular, hunky man.
> God's plan from the beginning was to have one man and one
> woman paired together.
Then why didn't he create them at the same time? Why did Adam have to
beg him? Did God only create Eve so that they could have a three-way
and that was the only way God could get Adam into the sack?
> > Only after Adam turned out to be hetero,
>
> He was created that-a-way. Everybody is born that-a-way too. It's
> just that some of you listens to the devil's ugly lie's and gets all
> confused about what your different body parts is really for. If'n
> your butt hole is an exit only
MINE happens to be an exit only. But some people like to put things
up in there. Just about any exit can also be an entrance.
> - does that mean you plug your dirty
> ding-a-ling into other men's holes?
Eww.
> What about Pepe's?
Juan Carlos.
> Ain't it
> tight enough for you no more?
You keep TRYING to get the private information, but I remain true to
my conviction to keep my private life private. Unlike Britney.
> Is that why you're about to dump him?
See above.
> Or has thee been a lot of a cheating a going on?
I do not cheat.
> > through no fault of his own, did God create a playmate for him.
>
> That nonsense theory comes straight from the Putrid Pit of hell!
My source: The Holy Bible. All versions.
> > Hmmm.......................................................................?......................................
>
> Stop a lusting on this Gospel thread.
alt.politics.homosexuality, not alt.blahblah.gospel. You seem lost.
> > Which they did.
>
> Yes - praise the Lord! You should too - IF'N you really ain't got no
> viruses in you. Did you ask them to test you specifically for the
> herpes?
I think they do that when you have symptoms of the herpes, which I
never have experienced.
> > Now, explain to us how their kids did the same without f*cking (pardon
> > my French) each other or their parents.
>
> I can easily explain that - but first you got to rephrase the qestion
> without a using NO ugly profanity.
Explain to us how their kids did the same without fornicating with
each other or their parents.
> I simply won't stand for it
Then have a seat.
> on
> account of I'm so pure, good and true.
Feh!
Bill Baker
from the dead!
--
Bushism 11-23:
"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious--I'm gracious that my brother
Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well."
--Miami, Florida; June 4, 2001
Michael James
snipped
Must be the sweetest person this side of hell. Full of all kinds of
good feelings and wishes for us. Well, when we go, we bring all our
feelings with us....so be careful, Tucker, what you are thinking and
wishing for others..... because that is what you will get.
I would not wish anything in your post on you. How sad you have such
thoughts for your fellow man, gay or straight.
Reverend Mother Tucker
<wba...@postini.spamcon.org> lied:
> Did you know that they found Jesus' grave? So much for him
Him
> having risen from the dead!
That wasn't Our Lord's grave. That was somebody else's. The Lord
Jesus was buried in a tomb a belonging to Joseph of Arimathea - but
then three day's after He died it was EMPTY! He rose again and
appears to True Christians like me periodically to tell us our
Holiness Preaching against homo sexual wickedness is right on target.
Stop a listening to the devil's filthy lie's. Last year it was the
PHONY "gospel" of Judas. Can't you see Satan doesn't never sleep?
A praying for them with the Hope of Salvation -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
True and FULL Gospel Witness
Reverend Mother Tucker
> snipped
That was my TRUE Gospel Preaching you snipped. How dare you!
> Must be the sweetest person this side of hell.
I'm sure one of them - yes. The Lord is super happy with my Holy
Ministry to the Lost and He showers me with Special Blessings every
day. Soon I'll be a having another precious baby. Praise the Lord!
This will be number 4 out of 14.
> Full of all kinds of good feelings and wishes for us.
Yes - I heal homo sexuals thru the exorcism of demons. I usually yank
them nasty horned things right out of queers butt holes and throw them
against the wall hard enough to make them go splat.
> Well, when we go, we bring all our feelings with us....
You mean your savage dog lusts? Well - you'll find out that the fires
of hell will pretty much put an end to them quick.
> so be careful, Tucker,
Call me Mother Tucker. I'm holy and pure.
> what you are thinking and wishing for others.....
I wish for the Salvation of every homo sexual. That's why I preach to
them about the horrors of ETERNAL hell fire. But if'n you all
continue down the (pee) yellow brick road to fairy land and refuse to
repent God will hurl you into the Lake of Fire. There can't be
nothing so vile and impure as homo sexuality allowed in Holy Heaven.
The Bible says it's unnatural lust.
> because that is what you will get.
I'll get a beautiful Southern Mansion in the highest part of Holy
Heaven. God already let me pick out the drapes.
> I would not wish anything in your post on you.
Oh - I don't wish the horrors of homo hell on nobody. I do everything
I can to get people SAVED from homo sexual lust and the Putrid Pit of
Perdition you will all inherit unless you repent and come clean. It's
my job as a True Christian FULL Gospel Witness to warn sinners of the
very real torments that awaits them in the here after if'n they don't
turn away from the idols of homo sexual lust and longing - including
the semen sucking, the butt banging, the rectum rimming and the bare
backing. I wouldn't be a doing no kinda good for nobody if'n I just
ignored them harsh reality's and said, "To each his own." No! I'm a
telling you all the Truth you may not hear no place else. It's the
Truth that'll set you FREE!
> How sad you have such thoughts for your fellow man, gay or straight.
I have thoughts of queer people a repenting and a surrendering their
ALL to Jesus and a becoming True Christians just like me. My ministry
delivers queers from the clutches of Satan so's they can escape the
tortures of eternal hell fire and go to Holy Heaven along with me.
That's what Our Holy Church is all about. Maybe you'd like to join us
and be cleansed inside and out.
A preaching hell so hot you all can feel the HEAT!
� 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
All rights reserved
Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is strictly
PROHIBITED!
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1172980482....@c51g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 3, 2:35�pm, old lying smeg head Booger Eater
> <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> lied:
>
>> Did you know that they found Jesus' grave? So much for him
>
> Him
That's what I said--him.
>> having risen from the dead!
>
> That wasn't Our Lord's grave. That was somebody else's.
Prove it.
> The Lord Jesus was buried in a tomb a belonging to Joseph of Arimathea
> - but then three day's after He died it was EMPTY!
That's only according to some ancient myth. In reality, his body is
rotting in the ground. And now they've proven it and found the tomb.
Isn't it great how science keeps proving Christianity wrong?
> He rose again and appears to True Christians like me periodically to
> tell us our Holiness Preaching against homo sexual wickedness is right
> on target.
That was obviously an hallucination.
> Stop a listening to the devil's filthy lie's.
I've never listened to your lies.
> Last year it was the PHONY "gospel" of Judas.
You keep telling yourself that. The truth is out and you'll do anything
to keep people from knowing the truth.
> Can't you see Satan doesn't never sleep?
Don't you ever get tired?
> A praying for them with the Hope of Salvation -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
> True and FULL Gospel Witness
--
Bushism 5-16:
"This has been tough weeks in that country."
--Washington, D.C.; April 13, 2004
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1172982117.7...@n33g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> A preaching hell so hot you all can feel the HEAT!
All we can feel is the laughter welling up inside of us every time we
read one of your insane rantings.
--
Bushism 1-3:
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
--St. Louis, Missouri; October 18, 2000
No One
> On Sat, 03 Mar 2007 19:54:42 -0800, "Reverend Mother Tucker"
> <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1172980482....@c51g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
> >
> > That wasn't Our Lord's grave. That was somebody else's.
>
> Prove it.
The relatively sensible article about the grave someone found
suggested that it belonged to some random middle-class family from
Jeruselem. The reason, was that a family residing in Galilee (that's
where the Bible claims Jesus was from) would be burried there. Bodies
were burried immediately, and it would take some time to cart a body
to Jeruselem - it just wasn't practical.
Also, while it is an unlikely coincidence, you probably have a large
number of people looking for unusual things to make TV programs about.
With that effort, it isn't surprising if you find things that are
very unusual.
Bill Baker
wrote in message news:87vehh3...@nospam.pacbell.net...
Of course there's also very little evidence that a man named Jesus who
did all the supernatural things the Bible claims he did even existed.
You'd think that historians of the time would have taken special notice
of someone like that. That, and the Bible appears to have purposefully
been written as a work of fiction.
--
Bushism 5-12:
"One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who
have lost their life."
Gospel Bretts
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
>All rights reserved
>Any unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is strictly
>PROHIBITED!
ROFLMAO. You're first class, Mother Tucker.
ScottyFLL
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 3, 3:54?pm, Michael James <m...@videotron.ca> wrote:
>
> > snipped
>
> That was my TRUE Gospel Preaching you snipped. How dare you!
>
>
> I'm sure one of them - yes. The Lord is super happy with my Holy
> Ministry to the Lost and He showers me with Special Blessings
Those aren't "special blessings" he's squirting at you. Take heed!
When the Lord squirts, it means he's ANGRY! Just look at Carole!
ScottyFLL
> On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:36:18 -0800, "Reverend Mother Tucker"<mother-tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
Clearly, Satan is alive and well and speaking through Mother Pucker!
Bill Baker
in message news:1173026490.0...@8g2000cwh.googlegroups.com...
> Clearly, Satan is alive and well and speaking through Mother Pucker!
Clearly. Even Anton LaVey couldn't have spoken better for Satan.
--
Bushism 12-12:
"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we
will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week--we will have an
all-volunteer army. Let me restate that."
--Daytona Beach, Florida; October 16, 2004
Reverend Mother Tucker
<wba...@postini.spamcon.org> lied again:
> Clearly. Even Anton LaVey couldn't have spoken better for Satan.
Liar! You're the one that's blasphemed the Holy Ghost not once but
SEVERAL times and MUST go to ETERNAL hell fire to burn with the devil
and his evil angels forever - not me. I cast out demons and heal the
sick and turn queer folk straight. I can't be of the devil. The Holy
Bible says so. You don't even believe the Lord Jesus is your Savior.
It's obvious to everybody you're the child of hell around here - not
me. I'm good, true, holy and pure.
And I notice that when your friend Anton LaVey was about to die he
called a Catholic hospital for treatment and begged them to save his
life. God had decided his time was up though - so he didn't have no
choice. He's been a burning in the same hell you're a going to for
nigh on TEN years now. Hahahahahaha! I hope he thinks all them
filthy Satanic rituals was worth it now! You be sure and ask him when
you get to his fiery little fissure in hell, OK?
I'll pray for sinners that can still turn and not BURN -
Unlike you - you're Satan's agent -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Full and True Gospel Witness
� 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved.
ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is prohibited
and will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
bowels of hell fire!
RamRod Sword of Baal
On Mar 4, 9:53?am, old Smeg Head Booger Eater
<wba...@postini.spamcon.org> lied again:
> Clearly. Even Anton LaVey couldn't have spoken better for Satan.
Liar! You're the one that's blasphemed the Holy Ghost not once but
SEVERAL times and MUST go to ETERNAL hell fire to burn with the devil
and his evil angels forever - not me. I cast out demons and heal the
sick and turn queer folk straight. I can't be of the devil. The Holy
Bible says so. You don't even believe the Lord Jesus is your Savior.
It's obvious to everybody you're the child of hell around here - not
me. I'm good, true, holy and pure.
And I notice that when your friend Anton LaVey was about to die he
called a Catholic hospital for treatment and begged them to save his
life. God had decided his time was up though - so he didn't have no
choice. He's been a burning in the same hell you're a going to for
nigh on TEN years now. Hahahahahaha! I hope he thinks all them
filthy Satanic rituals was worth it now! You be sure and ask him when
you get to his fiery little fissure in hell, OK?
I'll pray for sinners that can still turn and not BURN -
Unlike you - you're Satan's agent -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Full and True Gospel Witness
? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved.
ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is prohibited
and will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
bowels of hell fire!
Interesting how you rave and rant about hell, and eternal lakes of fire, but
hardly ever write about the good parts, IE Heaven, so does all this hellfire
give you a hardon?
Seems to me that you are not trying to say, "Be good and you will get a
reward of heaven", rather, do as I say or you will cop this.............
That does not sound what I have been told about Jesus.
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173035972.1...@64g2000cwx.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 4, 9:53�am, old Smeg Head Booger Eater
> <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> lied again:
>
>> Clearly. Even Anton LaVey couldn't have spoken better for Satan.
>
> Liar! You're the one that's blasphemed the Holy Ghost not once but
> SEVERAL times and MUST go to ETERNAL hell fire to burn with the devil
> and his evil angels forever - not me. I cast out demons and heal the
> sick and turn queer folk straight. I can't be of the devil. The Holy
> Bible says so. You don't even believe the Lord Jesus is your Savior.
> It's obvious to everybody you're the child of hell around here - not me.
> I'm good, true, holy and pure.
No, you worship Satan. People who were special to God were always able
to prophecy about future events. The fact that you have not accurately
foretold one single future event proves that you are not of God, but of
your father the devil. And telling people they're going to hell or that
God's going to strike the earth with an asteroid doesn't count because
the asteroid hasn't struck yet and you can't prove that anyone has gone
to hell.
Satan tells you that there are demons in people and you fool yourself
into thinking that you're extracting them when it's all in your mind.
Satan has also clouded your mind to the extent that you think he's Jesus
when he appears to you.
> And I notice that when your friend Anton LaVey was about to die he
> called a Catholic hospital for treatment and begged them to save his
> life.
That story, if true, shows that Anton LaVey was at least penitent. You
are no such thing, therefore you are a better advertisement for the devil
than he was.
> God had decided his time was up though - so he didn't have no
> choice. He's been a burning in the same hell you're a going to for nigh
> on TEN years now. Hahahahahaha! I hope he thinks all them filthy
> Satanic rituals was worth it now! You be sure and ask him when you get
> to his fiery little fissure in hell, OK?
Only Satanists take joy in the torment of others. Every time you post
you show that you are of your father, the devil.
> I'll pray for sinners that can still turn and not BURN - Unlike you -
> you're Satan's agent -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
> Full and True Gospel Witness
>
>
> � 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom ALL rights reserved.
> ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is prohibited
> and will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
> bowels of hell fire!
I'll take my chances.
Good quote from Robert Ingersoll:
--
They say that when god was in Jerusalem he forgave his murderers, but now
he will not forgive an honest man for differing with him on the subject
of the Trinity. They say that God says to me, "Forgive your enemies." I
say, "I do;" but he says, "I will damn mine." God should be consistent.
If he wants me to forgive my enemies he should forgive his. I am asked to
forgive enemies who can hurt me. God is only asked to forgive enemies who
cannot hurt him. He certainly ought to be as generous as he asks us to
be. - Robert Ingersoll
Bill Baker
<RamR...@truthonly.com> wrote in message
news:QkFGh.7143$8U4....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Interesting how you rave and rant about hell, and eternal lakes of fire,
> but hardly ever write about the good parts, IE Heaven, so does all this
> hellfire give you a hardon?
>
> Seems to me that you are not trying to say, "Be good and you will get a
> reward of heaven", rather, do as I say or you will cop this.............
>
> That does not sound what I have been told about Jesus.
That's because she is more of a Satanist than Anton LaVey was.
--
Bushism 3-1:
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to
California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
--Los Angeles; as quoted by the Los Angeles Times; April 8, 2000
Reverend Mother Tucker
babbled:
> Interesting how you rave and rant about hell,
I don't never rant nor rave about nothing! I PREACH the True and Full
Holy Gospel of Jesus the Christ. Sinners can be saved or damned a
depending on their choices. Homo sexuals choose to follow Satan's
crooked path down into the Putrid Pit of Perdition.
> and eternal lakes of fire,
There's only one Lake of Fire and the Book of Revelation tells us all
about it. It's the second death for all sinners that's gone to hell.
> but hardly ever write about the good parts, IE Heaven,
I sure do! I tell people about my beautiful sprawling Southern
mansion in Holy Heaven with its white marble columns and magnolia
tree's and reflecting pool and crystal chandeliers and spotless
carpets. I ask some people that I think can be saved if they wouldn't
like to join me up there or become soul winners like me so's they can
get their own Heavenly Mansions. I talk about the balcony's of heaven
that saved Christians can look down from and see both earth and hell.
You just ain't been a reading enough of my sermons to see both sides.
That said - I think it's more important to warn sinners about the
horrors they'll face in hell. In Holy Heaven there's lots of
options. You can explore other planets and hidden realms if'n you
wanna. )There was this totally dumb lezbo on here once that said she
thought heaven was a plate of macaroni and cheese. That ain't
heaven.) But hell is pure torture for everybody that winds up there.
The temperatures for super sinners like Booger Eater are hotter than
for just regular sinners that don't spend practically all of their
time a spreading confusion, chaos and diseases like most queers does.
> so does all this hellfire give you a hardon?
How could it? I'm a woman. Images of eternal damnation make me
uneasy - except when I see that God's Holy Justice is done thru such
Sacred Judgment. If'n sinners don't wanna go to hell - they can
repent and join God's Only True Church of Holy Assurance - ours.
Otherwise they can burn in agony with alla t'other sinners.
> Seems to me that you are not trying to say, "Be good and you will get a
> reward of heaven", rather, do as I say or you will cop this.............
Well - I don't preach neither. I preach the True and Full Gospel. It
says, "Jesus saves. Accept Him as your Personal Savior and you shall
be redeemed. Then you can join me in God's Holy Heaven. Otherwise
you'll burn in hell fire for all eternity. Let me describe its
horrors in detail so's you'll know exactly what you're a getting
yourself into by a sinning all of the time like you all do."
> That does not sound what I have been told about Jesus.
You may have heard lie's about Our Lord. Cultists spread them
everywheres. The FACT is that Our Lord taught us more about the
tortures and torments of eternal hell fire than anybody else. He
wants us all to know how terrible it is for sinners that refuse to
repent.
I'll pray for you tonight -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Holy Woman of God
Copyright ? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved.
ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - or any crude
imitation thereof - such as sodomy and gomorramy - is prohibited and
will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
bowels of hell fire forever!
Turn or BURN!
Go to my Repenthouse too.
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173048099....@64g2000cwx.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 4, 11:44?am, "RamRod Sword of Baal" <RamRo...@truthonly.com>
> babbled:
>
>> Interesting how you rave and rant about hell,
>
> I don't never rant nor rave about nothing! I PREACH the True and Full
> Holy Gospel of Jesus the Christ. Sinners can be saved or damned a
> depending on their choices. Homo sexuals choose to follow Satan's
> crooked path down into the Putrid Pit of Perdition.
That's Satan's preaching you're doing. Satan tries to scare people. God
loves people.
>> and eternal lakes of fire,
>
> There's only one Lake of Fire and the Book of Revelation tells us all
> about it. It's the second death for all sinners that's gone to hell.
Satan has guided your reading of the Bible, not God.
>> but hardly ever write about the good parts, IE Heaven,
>
> I sure do! I tell people about my beautiful sprawling Southern mansion
> in Holy Heaven with its white marble columns and magnolia tree's and
> reflecting pool and crystal chandeliers and spotless carpets. I ask
> some people that I think can be saved if they wouldn't like to join me
> up there or become soul winners like me so's they can get their own
> Heavenly Mansions. I talk about the balcony's of heaven that saved
> Christians can look down from and see both earth and hell.
Those visions have been shown to you by Satan so that you'll continue
doing his work. Satan often tries to tempt people with expensive-looking
things so that they'll do his bidding like you do.
> You just ain't been a reading enough of my sermons to see both sides.
> That said - I think it's more important to warn sinners about the
> horrors they'll face in hell. In Holy Heaven there's lots of options.
> You can explore other planets and hidden realms if'n you wanna. )There
> was this totally dumb lezbo on here once that said she thought heaven
> was a plate of macaroni and cheese. That ain't heaven.) But hell is
> pure torture for everybody that winds up there. The temperatures for
> super sinners like Booger Eater are hotter than for just regular
> sinners that don't spend practically all of their time a spreading
> confusion, chaos and diseases like most queers does.
Ah, so you admit that you're a queer.
>> so does all this hellfire give you a hardon?
>
> How could it? I'm a woman. Images of eternal damnation make me uneasy
> - except when I see that God's Holy Justice is done thru such Sacred
> Judgment. If'n sinners don't wanna go to hell - they can repent and
> join God's Only True Church of Holy Assurance - ours. Otherwise they can
> burn in agony with alla t'other sinners.
Satan tells you that your church is the only true church so that you'll
continue to follow him.
>> Seems to me that you are not trying to say, "Be good and you will get a
>> reward of heaven", rather, do as I say or you will cop
>> this.............
>
> Well - I don't preach neither. I preach the True and Full Gospel. It
> says, "Jesus saves. Accept Him as your Personal Savior and you shall be
> redeemed. Then you can join me in God's Holy Heaven. Otherwise you'll
> burn in hell fire for all eternity. Let me describe its horrors in
> detail so's you'll know exactly what you're a getting yourself into by a
> sinning all of the time like you all do."
As I said, only Satan tries to scare people.
>> That does not sound what I have been told about Jesus.
>
> You may have heard lie's about Our Lord. Cultists spread them
> everywheres.
I agree. You do a lot of spreading of those lies for Satan.
> The FACT is that Our Lord taught us more about the tortures and
> torments of eternal hell fire than anybody else. He wants
> us all to know how terrible it is for sinners that refuse to repent.
No, Jesus focused on loving one another. Not how much people will burn
if they don't obey God. Satan often tries to distort Jesus' message like
you do.
> I'll pray for you tonight -
...to Satan.
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
> Holy Woman of God
>
>
> Copyright ? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom ALL rights
> reserved.
> ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - or any crude
> imitation thereof - such as sodomy and gomorramy - is prohibited and
> will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
> bowels of hell fire forever!
>
> Turn or BURN!
>
> Go to my Repenthouse too.
>
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Bushism 6-8:
"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate."
--Washington, D.C.; April 21, 2004
Mircalla Karnstein
Reverend Mother Sunshine Tucker wrote:
> On Mar 4, 11:44?am, "RamRod Sword of Baal" <RamRo...@truthonly.com>
> babbled:
>
> > Interesting how you rave and rant about hell,
>
> I don't never rant nor rave about nothing! I PREACH the True and Full
> Holy Gospel of Jesus the Christ. Sinners can be saved or damned a
> depending on their choices. Homo sexuals choose to follow Satan's
> crooked path down into the Putrid Pit of Perdition.
what happens to adulterous women who assume the identities of the wives that
they have rolled out of their beds to slide in next to decietful husbands?
>
>
> > and eternal lakes of fire,
>
> There's only one Lake of Fire and the Book of Revelation tells us all
> about it. It's the second death for all sinners that's gone to hell.
>
> > but hardly ever write about the good parts, IE Heaven,
>
> I sure do! I tell people about my beautiful sprawling Southern
> mansion in Holy Heaven with its white marble columns and magnolia
> tree's and reflecting pool and crystal chandeliers and spotless
> carpets.
The real Lurlean traded that all for true love and a cottage on Cape CodI'll
pray for you tonight -
>
> Reverend Mother Sunshine Tucker
> Holy Woman of God
>
> Copyright ? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
> ALL rights reserved.
> ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - or any crude
> imitation thereof - such as sodomy and gomorramy - is prohibited and
> will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
> bowels of hell fire forever!
>
> Turn or BURN!
>
> Go to my Repenthouse too.
>
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Mircalla Karnstein
Eine Reise auf den Flügeln der Nacht,
um dem Alltag zu entfliehen in den Rausch der Phantasie.
Es ist bald so weit.
Ich lad Dich ein zum Mitternachtsball.
Sexual. Seductive. Ancient and alluring. Lesbian vampires—who can resist them?
Whether they're out prowling for a midnight snack or cozying up in the day
with that special someone in their coffin, lesbian vampires have been
enthralling fans—and victims—since the dawn of creation.
Gospel Bretts
<Carm...@LeFanu.org> wrote:
Hi Mircalla. It's good to see you're still here. Got any hot lesbo
pics you can share with me?
___________________
Gospel Bretts
Sworn and bitter enemy of bobandcarole
Burkeladies
She is clearly a nut and homophobe. She should have christ lead her
to the real sinners, heterosexual adulterers. There are plenty of them.
Andrealphus
rbur...@gmail.com, typed this:
> Reverend Mother is obviously delusional.
Obviously.
Mircalla Karnstein
Gospel Bretts wrote:
> On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:21:01 GMT, Mircalla Karnstein
> <Carm...@LeFanu.org> wrote:
>
> Hi Mircalla. It's good to see you're still here. Got any hot lesbo
> pics you can share with me?
> ___________________
Just the real Lurlean and her lover in a hot tub on the porch of their
home on the Cape...
>
>
> Gospel Bretts
> Sworn and bitter enemy of bobandcarole
--
Bill Baker
in message news:a_XGh.1289$uo3...@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...
> Reverend Mother is obviously delusional. None of her post makes sense.
> She is clearly a nut and homophobe. She should have christ lead her
> to the real sinners, heterosexual adulterers. There are plenty of them.
Reverend Mother Tucker is really a man named Max Varazslo. Sometimes
playing along with him can be fun.
--
Bushism 4-8/9:
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so
long as I'm the dictator."
--Washington, D.C.; December 18, 2000
Gospel Bretts
<Carm...@LeFanu.org> wrote:
>
>
>Gospel Bretts wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 00:21:01 GMT, Mircalla Karnstein
>> <Carm...@LeFanu.org> wrote:
>>
>> Hi Mircalla. It's good to see you're still here. Got any hot lesbo
>> pics you can share with me?
>> ___________________
>
>Just the real Lurlean and her lover in a hot tub on the porch of their
>home on the Cape...
>
Wait a minute. I don't want no pics of Mother Tucker. Who is the real
Lurlean?
___________________
Gospel Bretts
LOL. No, "she"'s just here having a good time pulliing everyone's
chain. I wish I were half that imaginative. :)
Reverend Mother Tucker
Mircalla Karnstein <Carmi...@LeFanu.org> lied:
> what happens to adulterous women who assume the identities of the wives that
> they have rolled out of their beds to slide in next to decietful husbands?
Well - if'n they're smart and don;t wanna go to lezbo hell they REPENT
and then learn to spell simple words like "deceitful". Listen, old
woman - the next time you take off your panty's to lure two and/or
four legged dawgs to your stinky and not nearly private enough parts
to sniff and lick alla the bacteria and mold down there, please stuff
them down your throat so that Lucifer's LIE'S won't keep a running
outa your foul mouth.
> The real Lurlean traded that all for true love and a cottage on Cape CodI'll
> pray for you tonight -
LIAR!!! I am the real Mother Lurlean Tucker. I ain't Sister
Sunshine. She already moved out since Holy Black Queen Henrietta
healed her husband Eustis. My husband did NOT commit no adultery.
For just a minute he MAY have coveted is neighbor's wife - but if'n he
did he repented right away. That man adores me too much to wanna
leave me. He just thought I was dead for good and couldn't stay
alive. But I'm still alive now.
A lezbo a lot like you (only much less lustful and promiscuous) took
me in - it's true - but she didn't succeed in a recruiting me. On the
contrary - she came to Our Holy Church after I went back to Thurgood.
She didn't like it all that much at first but then God smote her with
the emerods so bad she couldn't sit down nor walk. Now I think she's
finally ready to repent and surrender her soul - along with her nice
big house - to Jesus and His Only True Church.
I definitely ain't turned queer, ain't had no sex with no filthy dogs
the way your kind does, ain't moved to Cape Cod and ain't sympathetic
with Sappho's sex cultists. I am a True Christian. Now STOP a lying
about me!
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Not Sunshine - her last name is Naylor anyways -
Holy Woman of God
Copyright 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved.
ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - or any crude
imitation thereof - such as sodomy and gomorramy - is prohibited and
will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
bowels of hell fire forever!
Turn or BURN!
Visit my Repenthouse too.
Gospel Bretts
<wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 16:57:42 +0000, Burkeladies <rbur...@gmail.com> wrote
>in message news:a_XGh.1289$uo3...@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...
>
>> Reverend Mother is obviously delusional. None of her post makes sense.
>> She is clearly a nut and homophobe. She should have christ lead her
>> to the real sinners, heterosexual adulterers. There are plenty of them.
>
>Reverend Mother Tucker is really a man named Max Varazslo. Sometimes
>playing along with him can be fun.
Max rox.
Reverend Mother Tucker
wrote:
> LOL. No, "she"'s
I am a she - but I ain't no lezbo. That olde woman is just a
fantasizing about me again on account of I'm such hot stuff. Even
with all the lovers and dogs she's had between her legs she can't help
a thinking about my big booby's. She wants my smooth young body to
lick and bite on account of she's a vampire and a witch. Lezbo's have
tried to recruit me time and time again - but I won't give in to
them. God will fry their funky hoochie's in hell if'n they don't pray
to Jesus and get all straightened out before they die. I ain't sure
the olde woman's liver will survive all the booze she guzzles much
longer.
> just here having a good time pulliing everyone's chain.
That ain't true. I'm a trying to bring sinners to Christ Jesus so's
they won't have to burn in hell forever. I wanna see people join me
in Holy Heaven - but they can't as long as they lick and suck and
finger and rim and screw the way all of you sexual perverts do.
Tell me - do you watch a lotta lezbo live shows? Are you turned on by
faded lezzy's in their 40s whose pubic hair has started to turn gray
and fall out from nasty old scabs? That's what you'll get from Olde
Hagitha. There's pictures of ugly old lezzy's that can almost turn a
man queer.
> I wish I were half that imaginative. :)
$upport my needy mini$try and I'll help you. By the way - have you
been by my Repenthouse?
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
A TRUE Christian FULL Gospel Witness
Copyright ? by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved.
ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is STRICTLY
prohibited by the Laws of Almighty God and man.
Gospel Bretts
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote:
Is that your website?
Andrealphus
sucking that cock long enough to queer lisp:
>> Obviously.
> One word responses are expected from faggots with their mouths full of
> bodily fluids.
Well then, you should spit and rinse before you speak.
Andrealphus
bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:
> On Mar 6, 7:21?am, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> stopped
> sucking that cock long enough to queer lisp:
>>
>>>> Obviously.
>>> One word responses are expected from faggots with their mouths full
>>> of bodily fluids.
>>
>> Well then, you should spit and rinse before you speak.
>
> Maybe I should get a dose of originality with my
> AIDS meds, I'm a suck boi.......
Yes, please do that.
Andrealphus
at bobandc...@hotmail.com, typed this:
> On Mar 6, 6:45?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>> In News 1173185516.429591.69...@h3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com,,
>> bob&carole at bobandcarol...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>>
>>> On Mar 6, 7:21?am, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> stopped
>>> sucking that cock long enough to queer lisp:
>>
>>>>>> Obviously.
>>>>> One word responses are expected from faggots with their mouths
>>>>> full of bodily fluids.
>>
>>>> Well then, you should spit and rinse before you speak.
>>
>>> Maybe I should get a dose of originality with my
>>> AIDS meds, I'm a suck boi.......
>>
>> Yes, please do that.
>
> My expected post editing shows my own stupidity
> and lack of a legitimate response.. I'm a faggot
Many people have pointed that out to you.
Mircalla Karnstein
Reverend Mother Tucker wrote:
> On Mar 4, 4:21?pm, some ancient and decrepit lezbo a calling herself
> Mircalla Karnstein <Carmi...@LeFanu.org> lied:
>
> > what happens to adulterous women who assume the identities of the wives that
> > they have rolled out of their beds to slide in next to decietful husbands?
>
>
>
> > The real Lurlean traded that all for true love and a cottage on Cape CodI'll
> > pray for you tonight -
>
> LIAR!!! I am the real Mother Lurlean Tucker. I ain't Sister
> Sunshine.
Givi it up.
We have already established that you rolled Lurlean's lifeless body out of the bed
before EMT's recussitated her.
You are Sinshine, though Henrietta of the Obsidian Toilet has you posting as
Lurlean to avoid scandal.
Lurlean is heading down to NYC to participate in the "other" St Pat's parade, the
inclusive one. My lover and I, along with three other couples, will be having
dinner with Lurlean and her partner in the Village afterwards.
Lurlean is planning on getting a motorcycle soon, in the spring. She plans to join
Dykes on Bikes....
> She already moved out since Holy Black Queen Henrietta
> healed her husband Eustis. My husband did NOT commit no adultery.
> For just a minute he MAY have coveted is neighbor's wife - but if'n he
> did he repented right away.
You mean Henreitta married the two of you right away after pronouncing Lurlean
dead....not realizing that if she lived it meant scandal....
> That man adores me too much to wanna
> leave me. He just thought I was dead for good and couldn't stay
> alive. But I'm still alive now.
Yes, Lurlean is alive, but you are not Lurlean. Lurlean is a seamstress now making
gay -themed banners and flags...
>
>
> A lezbo a lot like you (only much less lustful and promiscuous) took
> me in - it's true - but she didn't succeed in a recruiting me.
Nor did she recruit the real Lurlean, for Lurlean realized that she has always
been a Lesbian.....
> On the
> contrary - she came to Our Holy Church after I went back to Thurgood.
> She didn't like it all that much at first but then God smote her with
> the emerods so bad she couldn't sit down nor walk. Now I think she's
> finally ready to repent and surrender her soul - along with her nice
> big house - to Jesus and His Only True Church.
She may have sold the house to you before she left with Lurlean for Cape Cod and
the freedom to marry a woman...
>
>
> I definitely ain't turned queer, ain't had no sex with no filthy dogs
> the way your kind does, ain't moved to Cape Cod and ain't sympathetic
> with Sappho's sex cultists. I am a True Christian. Now STOP a lying
> about me!
Sinshine, I don't lie about you.
You are a scheming adulterer.
Lurlean is a Lesbian activist....
>
>
> Reverend Mother Sunshine Tucker -
> Stealing the men that she wants...
>
> Copyright 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
> ALL rights reserved.
> ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - or any crude
> imitation thereof - such as sodomy and gomorramy - is prohibited and
> will be severely punished - if'n not on earth then in the blackest
> bowels of hell fire forever!
--
Mircalla Karnstein
Reverend Mother Tucker wrote:
> On Mar 5, 5:44?pm, Gospel-Hating Bretts <bretts1...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > LOL. No, "she"'s
>
> I am a she - but I ain't no lezbo. That olde woman is just a
> fantasizing about me again on account of I'm such hot stuff. Even
> with all the lovers and dogs she's had between her legs she can't help
> a thinking about my big booby's.
I have never done anything depraved.
BTW--I have seen Lurlean's breasts in the shower room at the gym at
Hyannis...
> She wants my smooth young body to
> lick and bite on account of she's a vampire and a witch. Lezbo's have
> tried to recruit me time and time again - but I won't give in to
> them
She gave in quick enough to be completely moved to Cape Cod in a week...
>
> God will fry their funky hoochie's in hell if'n they don't pray
> to Jesus and get all straightened out before they die. I ain't sure
> the olde woman's liver will survive all the booze she guzzles much
> longer.
I don't know if you will survive the masquerade that you live, adulterous
wife of thurgood, unable to use your own name to hide the crime and
Lurlean's defection from your evil church cult and her coming of age in
the Lesbian community...
>
>
> > just here having a good time pulliing everyone's chain.
>
> That ain't true. I'm a trying to bring sinners to Christ Jesus so's
> they won't have to burn in hell forever. I wanna see people join me
> in Holy Heaven - but they can't as long as they lick and suck and
> finger and rim and screw the way all of you sexual perverts do.
What do you and thurgood do? does he tell you that you are better than
Lurlean? Lurlean's lover says that she is a very talented lover. Thurgood
is prolly bored with you already
Gospel Bretts
<Carm...@LeFanu.org> wrote:
>
<snip>
What happened to them lesbo pics you was gonna send me???
ScottyFLL
> X-No-Archive:
> On Mar 6, 9:04?pm, Gospel Bretts <bretts1...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:34:16 GMT, Mircalla Karnstein
>
>
> > <snip>
>
> > What happened to them lesbo pics you was gonna send me???
>
> it...........
Speaking of enormous women, let's have a look at blob's description of
his wife's "juicy shaved pussy that squirts", posted to
alt.personals.BIG-FOLKS, shall we?
"we are a white cpl, 40s, looking for bi female, or cpl w/bi female
for hot times. she is 5/7 fullfigured, 44dd tits, and a juicy shaved
pussy that squirts when she cums. he is 6/1 225, hairy chest, short
beard, and 7 inches. we seek people in the louisville, southern
indiana area. we can exchange pics. if interested, email
us...bobandcarole...@webtv.net"
From: bobandcarole...@webtv.net
Subject: SOUTHERN INDIANA COUPLE SEEKS.......
Date: 2000/03/15
Message-ID:
<16150-38CFF923...@storefull-155.iap.bryant.webtv.net>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 597971835
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
Content-Type: Text/Plain; Charset=US-ASCII
Mime-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)
X-WebTV-Signature: 1
ETAtAhR2SkL1wrRFHUycTObIdbiDles6xAIVALFK3FZBTgD7zo+rTuS69JTfKwbp
Content-Disposition: Inline
Newsgroups: alt.personals.big-folks
Blob's adulterous group-sex ad looking for bi female or couple:
http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bcfullpersonaladscreenslz4.jpg
Detail from the above ad:
http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bcdetailpersonaladfe2.jpg
A post from the year 2000 referencing the vile ad:
http://groups.google.com/group/triangle.personals.bi/msg/0bdc58ebcd7fce6f
ScottyFLL
> sucking that cock long enough to queer lisp:
>
>
> > Obviously.
>
> faggots with their mouths full of bodily fluids.
Speaking of bodily fluids, how's your wife's "juicy shaved pussy that
squirts"?
Hmmm?
Have you forgotten?
I haven't. :-)
Here ya go:
ScottyFLL
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> > so does all this hellfire give you a hardon?
>
> How could it? I'm a woman.
It's called "lady wood".
bob&carole
> On Mar 6, 3:40 am, "bob&carole" <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > X-No-Archive:
> > On Mar 5, 5:47?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET>stopped
> > sucking that cock long enough to queer lisp:
>
> > > > Reverend Mother is obviously delusional.
>
> > > Obviously.
>
> > One word responses are expected from
> > faggots with their mouths full of bodily fluids.
>
> Speaking of bodily fluids, how's your wife's "juicy shaved pussy that
> squirts"?
>
> Hmmm?
>
> Have you forgotten?
>
> I haven't. :-)
>
> Here ya go:
>
> "we are a white cpl, 40s, looking for bi female, or cpl w/bi female
> for hot times. she is 5/7 fullfigured, 44dd tits, and a juicy shaved
> pussy that squirts when she cums. he is 6/1 225, hairy chest, short
> beard, and 7 inches. we seek people in the louisville, southern
> indiana area. we can exchange pics. if interested, email
> us...bobandcarole...@webtv.net"
> From: bobandcarole...@webtv.net
> Subject: SOUTHERN INDIANA COUPLE SEEKS.......
> Date: 2000/03/15
> Message-ID:
> <16150-38CFF923...@storefull-155.iap.bryant.webtv.net>#1/1
> X-Deja-AN: 597971835
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit
> Organization: WebTV Subscriber
> Content-Type: Text/Plain; Charset=US-ASCII
> Mime-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)
> X-WebTV-Signature: 1
> ETAtAhR2SkL1wrRFHUycTObIdbiDles6xAIVALFK3FZBTgD7zo+rTuS69JTfKwbp
> Content-Disposition: Inline
> Newsgroups: alt.personals.big-folks
>
> Blob's adulterous group-sex ad looking for bi female or couple:http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bcfullpersonaladscreenslz4.jpg
>
> Detail from the above ad:http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bcdetailpersonaladfe2.jpg
>
Proof of faggot scottys shit fetish:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame.faggots/msg/7a684d3c7919c791?
ScottyFLL
> On Mar 7, 3:29?pm, "ScottyFLL" <zmsscor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Mar 6, 3:40 am, "bob&carole" <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > X-No-Archive:
> > > On Mar 5, 5:47?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET>stopped
> > > sucking that cock long enough to queer lisp:
>
> > > > > Reverend Mother is obviously delusional.
>
> > > > Obviously.
>
> > > One word responses are expected from
> > > faggots with their mouths full of bodily fluids.
>
> > Speaking of bodily fluids, how's your wife's "juicy shaved pussy that
> > squirts"?
>
> > Hmmm?
>
> > Have you forgotten?
>
> No
Good. I like to keep you in your place.
bob&carole
Resorting to post editing now shitty?
Your flustration is showing...:-)
ScottyFLL
> > Your "screenshots" prove nothing.
Sure they do! They prove a LOT, in fact.
1. You and your wife are morbidly obese and were at the time using
WebTV (LOL!) and living in that most cosmopolitan of places:
southern
Indiana!
2. Carole's pussy is shaved
3. Carole's pussy is juicy
4. Carole's pussy SQUIRTS
5. You want extra-marital sex
6. Carole wants extra-marital sex because you are unable to satisfy
her
7. You want "bi" sex, which is actually homo sex, but with a member
of the opposite sex present
bob&carole
How embarrassing for the self confessed homosexual and shiteater.
Proof of faggot scottys shit fetish:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame.faggots/msg/7a684d3c7919c791?
Unlike faggot shittyFLL's "screenshots" of posts that don't even
exist
I have a direct link to scotty/shitty's perverse habits.
ShittyFLL is too dense and cum/shit drunk to know this. Perhaps he/it
is too busy cooking another turd souffle with diarreha sauce...LOL
I've challenged faggot scotty many times to post recent proof
regarding
what he/it claims but he/it sidesteps the issue every time. It claims
I
"erased" the recent posts, but every post faggot scotty refers to
seems
to be at least 6 years old...hummmmmm...
"I think we'll be seeing less of bobandcarole around these here
parts...at least while
I'm around"--faggot scottyFLL
Ahhh, one of my personal favorites...
Well, it's been many many months since Chef Emeril the turd cooker
stopped sucking that shit encrusted cock to long enough to babble
this
bullshit and I'm still "around these here parts"
LOL And I'll be here.."as long as scotty is around" :-)
Bob's truth {1}
scottys netKKKopping {0}
Then he/it tried to lie and say he/it didn't post it after it was
seen
by everyone.
We've established the fact that scotty WILL lie...about what he
posts,
about his deviant habits and lifestyle. And he/it will lie about
other
purveyors of truth like myself. He/it is truly a pathetic primate.
Obviously his family never evolved. You can watch the monkeys at the
zoo sling shit, or you can go to scottys trailer...LOL How utterly
humiliating for impotent little faggot scotty....
ScottyFLL
bobandcarole
ScottyFLL
Here's a discussion of blob's vile bi-sex ad from 2003. Follow the
link and scroll down to the message from VIPER.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hack.nl/browse_thread/thread/2780865054c904e8/09385415d09e3c7e
Reverend Mother Tucker
after the fictional vamp whore Mircalla Karnstein
<Carmi...@LeFanu.org> yakked:
> Givi it up.
No! YOU "givi" it up you drunken lezbo tramp. If'n I know anything I
know who I am. I'm still in charge of Mother Tucker's Repenthouse.
If'n I was Sister Sunshine I'd have to change the name on account of I
got it trade marked in MY good name.
> We
We? You mean you and the demons in your moldy old cranny. Doesn't
nobody else believe none of your filthy lie's. Gospel-hating Bretts
just wants dirty pictures of you and your nasty dogs in action.
> have already established that you rolled Lurlean's lifeless body out of the bed
> before EMT's recussitated
Recussitated? I think Dumb Dora sucked out part of your booze sloshed
brain.
> her. You are Sinshine,
No - dumbo. I'm Lurlean - the one, the only, the real and the true
Lurlean W. Tucker.
> though Henrietta of the Obsidian Toilet has you posting as Lurlean to avoid scandal.
There ain't no scandals in Our Holy Church. I am Lurlean and I'm
pure.
> Lurlean is heading down to NYC
New York City ain't "down" from New Sodom - and New Sodom is where I
am. I ain't about to go to New York this time of year. I need to
concentrate on a getting myself pregnant again.
> to participate in the "other" St Pat's parade, the inclusive one.
You mean the phony one. Doesn't nobody want your filthy kind a
marching in any decent parade. The Catholics don't want you all. The
Irish doesn't want you all. Even the Bostonians don't want you all.
In New York there's a place for every kind of filth somewheres if'n
you can find a place to squeeze it in - such as along Eighth Avenue in
Times Square.
> My lover and I,
Your lover? You mean your latest trick.
> along with three other couples,
What a tramp! Group orgy's already. That is so sick!
> will be having dinner with Lurlean
Don't forget that I sent Curtsy Bear a picture and he knows exactly
what I look like. I can prove who I am any time. This phony Lurlean
ain't me and you know it. All's you do is tell ugly lie's. Did you
do what I advised and stuff your dirty panty's down your spewing lie
hole to stop ther flow of filth before it drowns you?
> and her partner in the Village afterwards.
I'm Lurlean Tucker and you won't be nowheres near me. I wouldn't eat
dinner with no dog screwing lezzy.
> Lurlean is planning on getting a motorcycle soon, in the spring. She plans to join
> Dykes on Bikes....
More lie's about me. I HEAL dykes whose butts are too fat to ride on
bikes safely. That includes most lezzy's. When I pull the demons out
of them big fat butts they usually start a losing weight and
attracting men again.
> You mean Henreitta married the two of you right away after pronouncing Lurlean
> dead....
No you old drunk! Holy Queen Henrietta raised me from the dead! She
restored me to my loving husband too. She also gave Brother Eustis
his potency back - so's he can get Sunshine pregnant hisself without
no more help from Thurgood. They moved out of our house right after
that. Thurgood is totally devoted to me and His Holy Clitoridectomy
Ministry now. You oughta sign up for one to ease your tensions
> not realizing that if she lived it meant scandal....
Why would there be any scandal if I came back from the dead? How
could I turn all queer once I walked the Streets of Gold in Holy
Heaven. Ain't a gonna happen!
> Yes, Lurlean is alive,
And I'm Lurlean - you dumb drip.
> but you are not Lurlean.
Prove it you old hag! You CAN'T! I am Mother Lurlean Tucker.
> Lurlean is a seamstress now making gay -themed banners and flags...
And you're a senile old bag too. I sew a lot but I would cut off my
hand before I ever made a queer flag.
> Nor did she recruit the real Lurlean,
I AM the real Lurlean.
> for Lurlean realized that she has always been a Lesbian.....
Ooh! Nasty! Even you thought you were straight once. I have ALWAYS
been straight. I am good and pure. I ain't never even tried no nasty
lezbo sex!
> She may have sold the house to you
She ain't yet but she wants to. She can see how righteous and pure I
am.
> before she left with Lurlean for Cape Cod and the freedom to marry a woman...
God doesn't recognize such filthy sham marriages. I would die before
I'd get involved in one. I would jump under a train before I'd let
any woman near by holy sanctified cranny.
> Sinshine,
Sinshine? You old lush!
> I don't lie about you.
You LIE all of the time. You're a going to ETERNAL hell fire!
> You are a scheming adulterer.
No I ain't. I'm legally married to Thurgood Tucker.
> Lurlean is a Lesbian activist....
UGH! Impossible. I am good, true and pure. No lezboism allowed.
I'll pray for your drunken mind, you old lying freak -
Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
Teaching God's Truth to the TOTALLY ignorant and many ex sex partners
of Dumb Dora
Reverend Mother Tucker
> At 560 pounds she's still trying to find a girl that will let her lick
> it...........
Is she really that fat? I know how biggg lezbo's butts can get.
They're naturally expansive. Lezbo's can't stop a stuffing their
faces with something. I think that turns the recruiters on on account
of they get to bury their noses in that nasty funky odor that takes a
hold down there and combines stench from the various holes together
with bacteria, mold, yeast and sometimes even viruses!
Lick it up lezbo's!
A praying for FILTH every day -
Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
Holy Woman of Almighty God!
Reverend Mother Tucker
Filth snipped...
Please stop a posting potty words on this Holy Gospel thread. It's
all about Jesus!
Thanks,
Holy Mother Tucker
God's Little Lambkin
Mircalla Karnstein
Reverend Mother Tucker wrote:
> On Mar 6, 4:29?pm, some ancient and decrepit lezzy a calling herself
> after the fictional vamp whore Mircalla Karnstein
> <Carmi...@LeFanu.org> yakked:
>
> > Givi it up.
>
> No! YOU "givi" it up you drunken lezbo tramp. If'n I know anything I
> know who I am. I'm still in charge of Mother Tucker's Repenthouse.
> If'n I was Sister Sunshine I'd have to change the name on account of I
> got it trade marked in MY good name.
Lurlean had already included pro gay items....she obviously knew that she was likely to
come out. Give up the charade, Sinshine.
>
> > We
>
> We? You mean you and the demons in your moldy old cranny. Doesn't
> nobody else believe none of your filthy lie's. Gospel-hating Bretts
> just wants dirty pictures of you and your nasty dogs in action.
No one believes that you are Lurlean . Everyone knows that you are Sinshine, a puppet of
the evil Henrietta Hickey and newest love slave of Thurgood Tucker, closet necrophile. The
real Lurlean is glad that she no longer has to sin in ice baths before sex to give
Thurgood that "sleeping with the dead" thrill that he loved. Her partner likes warm flesh
and making love to Lurlean in front of the fireplace.
>
>
> > have already established that you rolled Lurlean's lifeless body out of the bed
> > before EMT's recussitated
>
> Recussitated? I think Dumb Dora sucked out part of your booze sloshed
> brain.
And you, dear have Sister Sinshine's brain, adulterousl, conniving and now stuck with
Thurgood.
>
>
>
> > her. You are Sinshine,
>
> No - dumbo. I'm Lurlean - the one, the only, the real and the true
> Lurlean W. Tucker.
Lurlean is an out Lesbian. She does volunteer work lecturing on coming out to gay youth
groups. Always the evangelist, that woman....
>
>
> > though Henrietta of the Obsidian Toilet has you posting as Lurlean to avoid scandal.
>
> There ain't no scandals in Our Holy Church. I am Lurlean and I'm
> pure.
You don't deny the Obsidian Toilet, I see.
And you are hardly pure, cavorting with Thurgood to comsummate your mock marriage with
Lurlean's body right there on the floor.
>
>
> > Lurlean is heading down to NYC
>
> New York City ain't "down" from New Sodom - and New Sodom is where I
> am. I ain't about to go to New York this time of year. I need to
> concentrate on a getting myself pregnant again.
'cause Eustis never did and you think that you have a better chance with Thurgood?
>
>
> > to participate in the "other" St Pat's parade, the inclusive one.
>
> You mean the phony one.
No, the good one.
> Doesn't nobody want your filthy kind a
> marching in any decent parade. The Catholics don't want you all. The
> Irish doesn't want you all.
The Irish in Ireland have no issues with gays and Lesbians celebrating St Pats in the
parade in Dublin. That seems to be limited to the US.
Does thurgood make you use bluish tint on your skin before sex for that "freshly dead"
look?
> Even the Bostonians don't want you all.
> In New York there's a place for every kind of filth somewheres if'n
> you can find a place to squeeze it in - such as along Eighth Avenue in
> Times Square.
Times Square is not in the Village---Times Square was full of straight vice before Mayor
Guiliani cleaned it up. Guiliani will the tbe republican candidate for president and he is
pro gay.
>
>
> > My lover and I,
>
> Your lover? You mean your latest trick.
My lover. You turn tricks with a fetishist and necrophile named thurgood tucker, Sister
Sinshine.
>
>
> > along with three other couples,
>
> What a tramp! Group orgy's already. That is so sick!
Friends having dinner. Such a filthy mind you have already, probably the demons that
entered you when you committed adultery.
>
>
> > will be having dinner with Lurlean
>
> Don't forget that I sent Curtsy Bear a picture and he knows exactly
> what I look like. I can prove who I am any time. This phony Lurlean
> ain't me and you know it. All's you do is tell ugly lie's.
So Lurlean tucker is not a lovely, well endowed young woman, full of life and passion for
what she believes?
You are the liar Sinshine....cavorting with Lurlean's husband while she hovered between
life and death. Fortunately the angels spoke to her to return, and to seize life and
finally find true love, the love of the woman who is her partner now....
> Did you
> do what I advised and stuff your dirty panty's down your spewing lie
> hole to stop ther flow of filth before it drowns you?
Charming. Lurlean tells me that Henrietta inspects what members of her church post, so it
appears that Mother Hickey is teaching you well, to lie, to slander, to breed hatred along
with new victims for the BDSM cult that even Velma Crowder denounced.
>
> > and her partner in the Village afterwards.
>
> I'm Lurlean Tucker and you won't be nowheres near me. I wouldn't eat
> dinner with no dog screwing lezzy.
Since I have never had sex with a dog, the issue is moot, further, you are NOT Lurlean
Tucker, you are the lying adulterous slut and Hickeyite puppet Sister Sinshine, plaything
of cradle and grave robber Thurgood Tucker.
>
>
> > Lurlean is planning on getting a motorcycle soon, in the spring. She plans to join
> > Dykes on Bikes....
>
> More lie's about me.\
No, trith about Lurlean. I was not talking about you Sinshine.
> I HEAL dykes whose butts are too fat to ride on
> bikes safely. That includes most lezzy's.
Tsk Tsk...lies and slanders...you are really trying hard to impress that lazy old
Grandmother Super-Sluttiness....
> When I pull the demons out
> of them big fat butts they usually start a losing weight and
> attracting men again.
Not if they behave like you. Only an old freak who likes dead women like Thurgood could
find you attractive.
>
>
> > You mean Henreitta married the two of you right away after pronouncing Lurlean
> > dead....
>
> No you old drunk! Holy Queen Henrietta raised me from the dead!
She has no power to do that,. a dominatrix is not a messiah,.
> She
> restored me to my loving husband too.
She gave you a new husband, unless, adulterous and covetous skank that you are, you always
considered Thurgood rightfully yours.
> She also gave Brother Eustis
> his potency back
Just being away from you probably did that.
> - so's he can get Sunshine pregnant hisself without
> no more help from Thurgood.
Don't bother lying.
Lurlean is happy and free and gay and proud.
> They moved out of our house right after
> that.
Poor Eustis.......alone......
> Thurgood is totally devoted to me and His Holy Clitoridectomy
> Ministry now. You oughta sign up for one to ease your tensions
He will give you one soon enough.
As for me, I will be sexually active in my 90's......
>
>
> > not realizing that if she lived it meant scandal....
>
> Why would there be any scandal if I came back from the dead?
Sinshine, Lurlean lives, you are just an adulterous, covetous skank.
> How
> could I turn all queer once I walked the Streets of Gold in Holy
> Heaven. Ain't a gonna happen!
Lurlean says the angels told her to find true love....and she has.....
>
>
> > Yes, Lurlean is alive,
>
> And I'm Lurlean - you dumb drip.
I don't drip, perhaps you do now given the number of women that Thurgood has had sex
with....
>
>
> > but you are not Lurlean.
>
> Prove it you old hag! You CAN'T! I am Mother Lurlean Tucker.
I can prove it.
Lurlean died.
Thurgood romped with you and she moved in with a Lesbian.
Them seeing the reaction, Henriettta came up with the clever cover story.
Probably while constipated and sitting on her obsidian throne ......
>
>
> > Lurlean is a seamstress now making gay -themed banners and flags...
>
> And you're a senile old bag too. I sew a lot but I would cut off my
> hand before I ever made a queer flag.
That might turn Thurgood on, so try it...
>
>
> > Nor did she recruit the real Lurlean,
>
> I AM the real Lurlean.
No, we've established that you are Sinshine.
>
>
> > for Lurlean realized that she has always been a Lesbian.....
>
> Ooh! Nasty! Even you thought you were straight once. I have ALWAYS
> been straight. I am good and pure. I ain't never even tried no nasty
> lezbo sex!
You, no, but Lurlean has and she loves being the lover of a woman.. You on the other hand,
seem to like playing a cold motionless corpse for Thurgood.
>
>
> > She may have sold the house to you
>
> She ain't yet but she wants to. She can see how righteous and pure I
> am.
You? Righteous and Pure? Sister Sinshine, the skank who crawled into Lurlean's side of the
bed to steal her husband?
>
>
> > before she left with Lurlean for Cape Cod and the freedom to marry a woman...
>
> God doesn't recognize such filthy sham marriages.
Yes, She does, and Lurlean realizes that now....she is learning true faith at the MCC
church in Provincetown.
> I would die before
> I'd get involved in one. I would jump under a train before I'd let
> any woman near by holy sanctified cranny.
Feel free---a real dead body would turn Thurgood on even more....
>
>
> > Sinshine,
>
> Sinshine? You old lush!
Yes, Sinshine, a proper name for a lying, covetous, adulterous, fetishistic skank.
>
>
> > I don't lie about you.
>
> You LIE all of the time. You're a going to ETERNAL hell fire!
Another lie.
Those fires are for you...to warm up after "dead sex" with Thurgood your partner in sexual
sin...
>
>
> > You are a scheming adulterer.
>
> No I ain't. I'm legally married to Thurgood Tucker.
So Lurlean got her divorce? Great! We will have to bring her a bottle of Dom to
celebrate!!!!
>
>
> > Lurlean is a Lesbian activist....
>
> UGH! Impossible. I am good, true and pure. No lezboism allowed.
You are hardly pure, Sinshine......
>
>
> I'll pray for your drunken mind, you old lying freak -
Lurlean apologized for saying such awful things tto me.
She was so tearful and torn up about following Henrietta's cult that spread hatred.....
>
>
> Reverend Mother Sinshine. Tucker
> Teaching Henrietta's lies to the TOTALLY ignorant and many ex sex partners of Thurgood
> Tucker.
>
> Copyright 2007 by the Lambda Riing
> ALL rights reserved.
Gillette
>
>
> The expected bobandcarole post editing shows bobandcarole's stupidity
> and lack of a... bobandcarole is a faggot
True. Does Carol need some razors?
Warm personal regards,
Gillette
bobandcarole
what kind of discount can you give us? ROTFLMAO!
Gospel Bretts
<Carm...@LeFanu.org> wrote:
<snip>
I'm still waitin' for you to send me them lesbo pics, sweety.
Reverend Mother Tucker
wrote:
> I'm still waitin' for you to send me them lesbo pics, sweety.
What do you wanna look at old flabby lezzy body's for? You do know
that the vamp whore that goes by the name of Mircalla is at least in
her late forty's if'n not much older - dontcha? I think she's got old
Dumb Dora a masquerading as me back in Cape Crud. Wind up the key in
her back and she can imitate anybody - but you'll have to dress her up
in a wig and stuff her bra good before she'll look anything like me.
Remember - I'm hot stuff. I sure ain't back there with no gaggle of
lezbo losers. I'm a witnessing to the lost in New Sodom.
I saw an old biddy a lot like her when God showed me a True Vision of
hell fire not long ago. There was this typically fat hog lezbo
impaled up the butt on a burnt tree with her little man in the sail
boat all exposed - in hell like it had been on earth. This ugly black
dog wandered by her and for a minute she thought that the hounds of
hell would do the same things dogs on earth do to lesbians that lets
mold grow in their cranny's. She called out to the hound - "Come
here, baby. Come to mommy. Come taste her --" Here she used a word
that ain't in MY Holy Christian vocabulary and which I absolutely
refuse to transcribe for you lust crazed heathen scum bags. But this
was a hell hound - not no earthly dog what could be enticed with
peanut butter nor no cake frosting. So it pounced on her and began to
bite and tear at her cranny 'til there wasn't nothing left but bloody
meat. Then the dog ripped even that away with its paws 'til there was
only an ugly old hole in that lezbo's trunk. Then the maggots come
and made their home in her new hole. It grew back over time - but
always painfully. And of course the hell hounds would come by for
their little snack.
Such are the ways of hell for old lezbo lushes who refuse to repent or
learn to spell words right and proper the way God wants them to.
And Bretts, God will punish you for a looking lustfully at pictures of
fallen women who need good Holy Clitoridectomy's more than anything
else to help them stay focused in life.
Jesus saves sinners souls -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Still in New Sodom a defying crazy old lezbo's who's totally confused
about which end is up anyways...
Copyright ? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved
ANY unauthorized reproduction prohibited
God destroys copyright violators!
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173420059.2...@c51g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 8, 8:36?pm, Gospel-hating Bretts <bretts1...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I'm still waitin' for you to send me them lesbo pics, sweety.
>
> What do you wanna look at old flabby lezzy body's for?
Not all lesbians are flabby.
> You do know that the vamp whore that goes by the name of Mircalla is at
> least in her late forty's if'n not much older - dontcha? I think she's
> got old Dumb Dora a masquerading as me back in Cape Crud. Wind up the
> key in her back and she can imitate anybody - but you'll have to dress
> her up in a wig and stuff her bra good before she'll look anything like
> me. Remember - I'm hot stuff. I sure ain't back there with no gaggle
> of lezbo losers. I'm a witnessing to the lost in New Sodom.
>
> I saw an old biddy a lot like her when God showed me a True Vision of
> hell fire not long ago. There was this typically fat hog lezbo impaled
> up the butt on a burnt tree with her little man in the sail boat all
> exposed - in hell like it had been on earth. This ugly black dog
> wandered by her and for a minute she thought that the hounds of hell
> would do the same things dogs on earth do to lesbians that lets mold
> grow in their cranny's. She called out to the hound - "Come here, baby.
> Come to mommy. Come taste her --" Here she used a word that ain't in
> MY Holy Christian vocabulary and which I absolutely refuse to transcribe
> for you lust crazed heathen scum bags. But this was a hell hound - not
> no earthly dog what could be enticed with peanut butter nor no cake
> frosting. So it pounced on her and began to bite and tear at her cranny
> 'til there wasn't nothing left but bloody meat. Then the dog ripped
> even that away with its paws 'til there was only an ugly old hole in
> that lezbo's trunk. Then the maggots come and made their home in her
> new hole. It grew back over time - but always painfully. And of course
> the hell hounds would come by for their little snack.
More Satanic visions, I see. You haven't figured out yet that the
"Jesus" that appears to you is really Satan? Read 2 Corinthians 11:14.
Satan dwells within you.
> Such are the ways of hell for old lezbo lushes who refuse to repent or
> learn to spell words right and proper the way God wants them to.
>
> And Bretts, God will punish you for a looking lustfully at pictures of
> fallen women who need good Holy Clitoridectomy's more than anything else
> to help them stay focused in life.
>
> Jesus saves sinners souls -
You should ask him to save yours from the Satanic Jesus that you worship.
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
> Still in New Sodom a defying crazy old lezbo's who's totally confused
> about which end is up anyways...
>
>
> Copyright ? 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
> ALL rights reserved
> ANY unauthorized reproduction prohibited God destroys copyright
> violators!
--
Bushism 4-29/30:
"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of
their own money."
--Westminster, California; September 13, 2000
Mircalla Karnstein
Reverend Mother Tucker wrote:
> On Mar 8, 8:36?pm, Gospel-hating Bretts <bretts1...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > I'm still waitin' for you to send me them lesbo pics, sweety.
>
> What do you wanna look at old flabby lezzy body's for? You do know
> that the vamp whore that goes by the name of Mircalla is at least in
> her late forty's if'n not much older - dontcha? I think she's got old
> Dumb Dora a masquerading as me back in Cape Crud. Wind up the key in
> her back and she can imitate anybody - but you'll have to dress her up
> in a wig and stuff her bra good before she'll look anything like me.
> Remember - I'm hot stuff. I sure ain't back there with no gaggle of
> lezbo losers. I'm a witnessing to the lost in New Sodom.
Sinshine; how are you today? Starting off with lies, I see. You are
masquerading as Lurlean but you accuse her of being a poster here in a
masque.
>
>
> I saw an old biddy a lot like her when God showed me a True Vision of
> hell fire not long ago. There was this typically fat hog lezbo
> impaled up the butt on a burnt tree with her little man in the sail
> boat all exposed - in hell like it had been on earth
I am tall and thin.
> This ugly black
> dog wandered by her and for a minute she thought that the hounds of
> hell would do the same things dogs on earth
<snip disgusting lies>
Such are the ways of hell for old lezbo lushes who refuse to repent or
> learn to spell words right and proper the way God wants them to.
What do you suppose God will do to adulterous husband stealing skanks like
you?
>
>
> And Bretts, God will punish you for a looking lustfully at pictures of
> fallen women who need good Holy Clitoridectomy's more than anything
> else to help them stay focused in life.
Well, don't hold your breath waiting for any of us to sign up for your
adulterous partner's butchery.
>
>
> Jesus saves sinners souls -
Hopefully yours soon...
>
>
> Reverend Mother SinshineTucker
> Still in the employ of the traitorous and deceitful Hickeys
Reverend Mother Tucker
Mircalla Karnstein <Carmi...@LeFanu.org> on account of she suffers
from both identity AND gender confusion babbled:
> Sinshine;
SUNshine. I ain't Sister Sunshine, though - I'm Mother Lurlean.
> how are you today?
What do you care? All you want is some new young cranny to lick. You
won't NEVER touch my hot young body. It belongs to Thurgood.
> Starting off with lies, I see.
No - with the Truth. You ARE over forty - ain't you? If'n you sent
silly Brett a picture of yourself the way you look now the sight might
turn him all queer! That's one of your recruitment actics.
> You are masquerading as Lurlean
No I ain't. I AM Mother Lurlean Tucker. You're just confused.
That's part of the senility.
> but you accuse her of being a poster here in a masque.
You go on and believe what ever you want you silly old biddy. Your
torment in hell will be all that much hotter for a trying to get
stupid people to believe your ugly Satanical lie's about the True
Children of God!
> I am tall and thin.
Oh yeah. I remember now. You look like the Bride of Frankenstein.
Well - she got fat eventually - specially when she played a witch in
"Bell, Book and Candle".
> <snip disgusting lies>
That's Total Truth. We all know what you lezbo's do with dogs. Why
else would you all buy so much peanut butter? Or ready to spread
frosting?
> What do you suppose God will do to adulterous husband stealing skanks like
> you?
Since I ain't no adulterous husband-stealing skank I can be sure that
God will give me a huge Southern mansion in Holy Heaven where I can
spend eternity with my loving husband Thurgood - who I ain't NEVER
cheated on and who wouldn't NEVER dream of a cheating on me. You got
a dirty mind for such an olde faded rose.
> Well, don't hold your breath waiting for any of us to sign up for your
> adulterous partner's butchery.
I don't got no adulterous partner. My marriage didn't fail miserably
like your'n, old bag. You are just plumb crazy. And my loving
husband's Holy Clitoridectomy surgery ain't no "butchery" neither.
It's precious cleansing. You really need to go thru a program like
that. I think you need your over worked old clitoris cut out and
sealed with a hot fire brand to cauterize the wound and then have your
nasty cranny all sewed up on account of you got too many erogenous
zones in you. They attract both demons and dogs.
> Hopefully yours soon...
I'm already saved, old woman. When will you repent?
Reverend Mother LURLEAN Tucker
Fighting confused old liars every day
ScottyFLL
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 9, 4:53?am, some hideous old lezbo witch a calling herself
> Mircalla Karnstein <Carmi...@LeFanu.org> on account of she suffers
> from both identity AND gender confusion babbled:
>
> > Sinshine;
>
> SUNshine. I ain't Sister Sunshine, though - I'm Mother Lurlean.
>
Reverend Mother Tucker
> Where is Varla? What have you done with our VARLA????!
I ain't done nothing with nobody. Who's Varla anyway? Do you mean
Russ Meyer's half Japanese lezbo? She's over SEVENTY now. Ain't the
old vamp whore olde and ugly enough for you? Maybe that's who she
means when she talks about her "lover". She's had so many I don't
think she can keep track no more.
So did you dump Pepe for Irving yet? You'll have to close down the
"dock" if'n you have. Have you slept with Irving yet? Do you all
give each other prostate massages?
I'll pray for you - for all the good it'll do -
Holy Mother Lurlean Tucker
A performing anal exorcisms since 2002
RamRod Sword of Baal
Holy Mother Lurlean Tucker
A performing anal exorcisms since 2002
Do you use the technique, laying in of the hands, or the holy water douche
<grin>
Reverend Mother Tucker
wrote:
Baal is a false "god". People that worships him will go straight to
hell!
> Do you use the technique, laying in of the hands, or the holy water douche
> <grin>
Well - my husband sometimes extracts the demons by a using forceps to
grab a hold of the devils tails. I usually prefer a using strong
chemical enema's myself. We don't normally use no holy water to flush
out demons. That would make it unholy. Instead we use strong herbal
mixtures that make the demons sick.
If'n you need an exorcism, we can arrange for you to have either
technique done on you - as long as you're properly circumcised. We
can't allow no filthy foreskins in our Holy Exorcism Clinic.
Did I tell you about Our Holy Church's Mount Golgotha Pain Center?
Pain is good for people a struggling with temptations. Maybe you
should sign up for some special treatment. What is it exactly that
troubles you besides the inclination to worship false "gods" that
don't exist no ways? Do you rim, for instance?
I'll pray for your endangered soul -
Holy Reverend Mother Tucker
The Lord's Own Little Lambkin
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173555967.5...@q40g2000cwq.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 9, 4:53?am, some hideous old lezbo witch a calling herself
> Mircalla Karnstein <Carmi...@LeFanu.org> on account of she suffers from
> both identity AND gender confusion babbled:
>
>> Sinshine;
>
> SUNshine. I ain't Sister Sunshine, though - I'm Mother Lurlean.
Let's see you prove it. Without asking us to pay you any money.
> I'm already saved, old woman. When will you repent?
As soon as you stop worshiping Satan, I suspect.
> Reverend Mother LURLEAN Tucker
> Fighting confused old liars every day
You fight Thurgood?
--
Bushism 3-22:
"Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up
their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example,
talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to
say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record
in Texas."
--On MSNBC; September 20, 2000
ScottyFLL
His name isn't Irving. It's Adam.
Here's a memory trick: His name is the same as the name of God's
first human male lover.
See how easy?
Where is Varla Crowder? We miss her.
Bill Baker
in message news:1173569789.8...@j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com...
Lurlean is more interesting than Velma, in my opinion. With Velma all
you hear about is her son, Jimbo. With Lurlean you get a myriad of
hallucin...I mean /visions/ to entertain you. Did you ever see the one
where some "demons" came dancing out of her glove compartment singing
Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" and a policeman almost took
her to the nuthouse?
--
Bushism 2-11/12:
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of
human cloning to come out of that chamber."
--Washington, D.C.; April 10, 2002
Andrealphus
wba...@postini.spamcon.org, typed this:
> On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:36:29 -0800, "ScottyFLL" <1sc...@lycos.com>
> wrote in message
> news:1173569789.8...@j27g2000cwj.googlegroups.com...
>
>> On Mar 10, 4:17 pm, "Reverend Mother Tucker" <mother-
>> tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> So did you dump Pepe for Irving yet?
>>
>> His name isn't Irving. It's Adam.
>>
>> Here's a memory trick: His name is the same as the name of God's
>> first human male lover.
>>
>> See how easy?
>>
>> Where is Varla Crowder? We miss her.
>
> Lurlean is more interesting than Velma, in my opinion. With Velma all
> you hear about is her son, Jimbo. With Lurlean you get a myriad of
> hallucin...I mean /visions/ to entertain you. Did you ever see the
> one where some "demons" came dancing out of her glove compartment
> singing Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" and a policeman
> almost took her to the nuthouse?
I had an aunt whose doctor put her on a drug, pregnazone (sp?) and she
started seeing all sorts of demons and such. She was even attacked once by
a horde of evil Santa Clauses. Fortunately, she didn't get behind the
wheel of her car.
Reverend Mother Tucker
> His name isn't Irving. It's Adam.
How can I trust a queer not to lie? Anyway - did you officially dump
Pepe yet? Did you give him an explanation? Did it involve his nasty
old foreskin in any way? We all know how gross smegma is, HUH? Did
he take up with another smeg head from south of the border?
> Here's a memory trick:
I don't turn no tricks. I'm a True Christian home maker.
> His name is the same as the name of God's
> first human male lover.
Oh - you will BURN forever for a thinking that! God doesn't have no
"lovers" - never did. So are you a gonna convert to phony Judaism -
real Judaism is still AGAINST the homo sexuality - so's you can get it
on with Adam? Is he a lot younger than you? I know how queers
plunder youth. Just look at the olde lady and Dumb Dora. They went
straight thru the Five F's - find 'em, French 'em, finger 'em, f***
'em, then forget 'em.
> See how easy?
I know you're easy. Most queers is. Except that the years are a
creeping up on you and you won't be quite so easy when you get
rejected offa the Fairy Go Round for a being too old. Do you know how
many of your kind is already dead from AIDS at your age?
> Where is Varla Crowder?
Who's she? Ain't that a character played by Tura Satana? That last
name tells me where her allegiance is. I don't want nothing to do
with such a woman. God obviously doesn't want Japanese women to have
such big booby's.
> We miss her.
So go rent a copy of "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" and play with
yourself.
I'll pray for your promiscuous behind -
Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
Always true, good, and pure
Copyright � 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved
ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is STRICTLY
prohibited.
Reverend Mother Tucker
<wba...@postini.spamcon.org> took another stinky DUMP beside my Holy
Gospel Thread:
> Lurlean is more interesting than Velma, in my opinion. With Velma all
> you hear about is her son, Jimbo.
That ain't true - but in any case it's a miracle that her son found
Jesus in a queer whore house and eventually got saved. That kinda
thing doesn't happen every day, you know!
> With Lurlean you get a myriad of hallucin...I mean /visions/ to entertain you.
You are so nasty and hateful! I don't NEVER hallucinate! Everything
I report is TOTALLY True! Any if'n you're a laughing at any of my
True Christian Visions that's just a gonna make your personal little
volcano on Venus that much hotter every time you do it. Since you're
a Godless blasphemer for Satan - you CAN'T be saved. Old - and I mean
that literally - Snot Nose can still be saved if he stops all of the
cruising he does around the cape of no hope in South Florida and goes
straight like Jimbo. You know - I wonder who's really older - Olde
Bagitha or Snot Nose. Do you know the Mexican word "mocoso"? Well -
I think that described Old (!) Snot Nose to a tee.
> Did you ever see the one
> where some "demons" came dancing out of her glove compartment singing
> Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" and a policeman almost took
> her to the nuthouse?
That ain't exactly what happened - but them demons was there on
account of you filthy queers had conspired to put them in my car to
attack me. Like I told you all I squished them under my heels - but I
had to drive a little funny to get them all good. They closed all the
real nut houses out here any ways. They just put the nuts out on the
street and give them free Prozac to keep them calm.
> Bushism 2-11/12:
> "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of
> human cloning to come out of that chamber."
> --Washington, D.C.; April 10, 2002
I sure hope the ignorant in America vote for the Right Candidate next
year. That ain't Hiltery. That ain't O'Bamy. That sure ain't
Baseball Mitt. That's Holy Queen Henrietta. There needs to be mass
witch burnings on the Mall in Washington by Halloween 2009!
A praying that Old Snot Nose will finally find a cure for his catarrh
AND his queerdom -
Holy Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
God's Precious Little Lambkin
Copyright � 2007 by the First Universal Christian Kingdom
ALL rights reserved
ANY unauthorized reproduction - sexual and other wise - is prohibited
by God and man.
Turn or BURN!
Bill Baker
<NOTAREA...@FAM.NET> wrote in message
news:kXHIh.126129$_73....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
Hmm...that could explain a lot. However, Lurlean is prone to
hallucinations without the help of drugs. At least that's what she
claims.
--
They say that when god was in Jerusalem he forgave his murderers, but now
he will not forgive an honest man for differing with him on the subject
of the Trinity. They say that God says to me, "Forgive your enemies." I
say, "I do;" but he says, "I will damn mine." God should be consistent.
If he wants me to forgive my enemies he should forgive his. I am asked to
forgive enemies who can hurt me. God is only asked to forgive enemies who
cannot hurt him. He certainly ought to be as generous as he asks us to
be. - Robert Ingersoll
Reverend Mother Tucker
> I had an aunt whose doctor put her on a drug, pregnazone (sp?)
Could it be Prednisone? That's broke down into a steroid that combats
inflammation. You usually can't take it for very long on account of
it conflicts with natural steroids that the human body produces on its
own. I wouldn't never take nothing like that. I'm dope free. If'n I
get sick I just pray for a healing and soon enough I get it.
> and she started seeing all sorts of demons and such.
And just how do you know they wasn't REAL demons? The air is thick
with them out in Kink-o'-pornia.
> She was even attacked once by a horde of evil Santa Clauses.
I ain't surprised. Santa is an anagram for Satan. "Saint" Nick is
just OLD Nick in disguise. Those was probably real demons a taking
advantage of your aunt's weak health to make her sin. She ought to
avoid pill pushing doctors and go to bona fide Faith Healers the next
time she gets sick. Does this woman go to Church? If'n she doesn't,
her problems with demons have just began.
> Fortunately, she didn't get behind the wheel of her car.
Well - that's the only way I know of to drive one. Sometimes I catch
the bus to get where I'm a going but too many of the buses in New
Sodom's got weirdo's on them. When we lived over on Lesbo Lane we saw
queers a cruising on the bus and a leaving puddles of smegmatic pee
and spooge all over the floor. Them things is full of germs that
wants to get up inside True Christians and defile them.
I'll pray for you - scoffing sinner that you are -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Holy Woman of God
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Andrealphus
Mother Tucker at mother...@wowmail.com, typed this:
> On Mar 10, 4:20?pm, "Andrealphus" <NOTAREALEMAI...@FAM.NET> wrote:
>
>> I had an aunt whose doctor put her on a drug, pregnazone (sp?)
>
> Could it be Prednisone? That's broke down into a steroid that combats
> inflammation. You usually can't take it for very long on account of
> it conflicts with natural steroids that the human body produces on its
> own.
She didn't take it very long, like a couple of weeks.
> I ain't surprised. Santa is an anagram for Satan. "Saint" Nick is
> just OLD Nick in disguise
So how long have you been taking Prednisone?
Bill Baker
<mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173573888....@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 10, 4:10�pm, lying Smeg Head Booger Chewer
> <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> took another stinky DUMP beside my Holy
> Gospel Thread:
>
>> Lurlean is more interesting than Velma, in my opinion. With Velma all
>> you hear about is her son, Jimbo.
>
> That ain't true - but in any case it's a miracle that her son found
> Jesus in a queer whore house and eventually got saved. That kinda thing
> doesn't happen every day, you know!
Yeah, especially since Jesus has been dead for nearly 2,000 years. They
even found his bones in the tomb he was buried in.
>> With Lurlean you get a myriad of hallucin...I mean /visions/ to
>> entertain you.
>
> You are so nasty and hateful! I don't NEVER hallucinate! Everything I
> report is TOTALLY True! Any if'n you're a laughing at any of my True
> Christian Visions that's just a gonna make your personal little volcano
> on Venus that much hotter every time you do it. Since you're a Godless
> blasphemer for Satan - you CAN'T be saved. Old - and I mean that
> literally - Snot Nose can still be saved if he stops all of the cruising
> he does around the cape of no hope in South Florida and goes straight
> like Jimbo. You know - I wonder who's really older - Olde Bagitha or
> Snot Nose. Do you know the Mexican word "mocoso"? Well - I think that
> described Old (!) Snot Nose to a tee.
Wow. And you call me hateful? Your ad hominem attacks on other people
just highlight your weak arguments.
>> Did you ever see the one
>> where some "demons" came dancing out of her glove compartment singing
>> Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" and a policeman almost
>> took her to the nuthouse?
>
> That ain't exactly what happened - but them demons was there on account
> of you filthy queers had conspired to put them in my car to attack me.
> Like I told you all I squished them under my heels - but I had to drive
> a little funny to get them all good. They closed all the real nut
> houses out here any ways. They just put the nuts out on the street and
> give them free Prozac to keep them calm.
So that's why you're able to post here! I take it, then, that you
rejected the free Prozac they gave you?
>> Bushism 2-11/12:
>> "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind
>> of human cloning to come out of that chamber." --Washington, D.C.;
>> April 10, 2002
>
> I sure hope the ignorant in America vote for the Right Candidate next
> year. That ain't Hiltery. That ain't O'Bamy. That sure ain't Baseball
> Mitt. That's Holy Queen Henrietta. There needs to be mass witch
> burnings on the Mall in Washington by Halloween 2009!
Well, first she'll need to get her name on the ballot, which will be a
trick since people have to actually exist in order to do that.
> A praying that Old Snot Nose will finally find a cure for his catarrh
> AND his queerdom -
>
>
> Holy Reverend Mother Lurlean W. Tucker God's Precious Little Lambkin
You do know that only those who are influenced by Satan call themselves
"holy," right?
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One of Satan's slogans.
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Bushism 6-28:
"But if you've been laid off work, you're 100 percent unemployed, and I
worry about it."
--Green Bay, Wisconsin; September 3, 2001