A Personal appeal from Jesus Christ On His Birthday!
Most Holy Mother Tucker
Christ - Personal Savior to millions and Judge to all humanity -
appeared to me today and delivered the following message for me to use
in my ministry to the homo sexually confused and disturbed what's
allowed the devil to convince them they don't know what their fingers
and/or butt holes are really for.
Thus saith the Lord...
Two thousand some odd years ago today I came down to earth to save
wretched, filthy sinners just like you from every kinda sexual
deviancy and perversion. Lest anyone doubt the Truth I revealed in My
Holy New Testament - that includes the homo sexuality. As you may
recollect if'n you'e the least bit Biblically literate - I taught the
hypocritical Pharisee's when they challenged me about the definition
of marriage - "Have ye not read, that He Which made them at the
beginning made them male and female, and said, For this cause shall a
man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they
twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one
flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put
asunder."
Way back then I defined marriage as a sacred union between ONE man and
ONE woman. That's the way My Father created human beings - male and
female, Adam and Eve, hand in glove. Ala the other models and so
called paradigms are ABOMINATIONS in my sight. I will cast mockers of
True Marriage into the lower most pits of eternal hell fire and brim
stone. That includes all practicing homo sexuals.
Now if'n two people can't lawfully get married in My Sight - are you a
listing, homo sexuals? - you too, bi sexuals - then I don't expect
them to enter into any sorta sexual relationship either. The Good
News is that I can completely CURE your homo sexual desires. All's
you gotta do is admit you're a worthless sinner whose own personal
acts of "righteousness" ain't nothing but filthy used toilet rags in
My Sight. Then make Me your Lord and Savior. If'n you obey My Simple
Commandments as out lined in the Sermon on the Mount, I will come into
your filthy, black hearts and sweep away alla the urges to do nasty
things with your tongues and fingers and fundaments and privy
members. I will cleanse the devil's ugly lie's about deterministic
sexual orientations out of your souls. Take My Word for it - or else
- homo sexuality is a sexual DISORIENTATION. It runs contrary to
Nature as My Father designed it in the beginning. He created Adam and
Eve - not Adam and Steve. Don't even talk to me about Amy and
Jolene. I won't hear of it!
Anyone among you who puts your own base sexual desires about Me and My
Kingdom is not worthy of me. I will cast ye out of My Green Earth and
into the furnace of fire I prepared for the devil and his evil angels
many millennia ago. Impure sexual desire is most assuredly not worth
an eternity in the Pit of Perdition. Therefore verily, verily I say
unto ye, turn from lust now - or BORN in agony for ever more once I
draw the curtain on your depravity.
Repent, sinners - for the End of Time is at hand. I am coming soon in
all my Glory to judge the quick, the queer and the dead.
Also be kind and GENEROUS to my dutiful servant Sister Lurlean. She
is a True Christian deserving of your respect and honor. And
contributions to My Only True Church.
The Lord hath spoken.
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Faithful Servant of the Lord
Seon
Plus does God get birthday and Christmas presents on the same day or does he
only get one set? That would be a bit unfair wouldn't it?
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> I wonder what you can get God on his
His - He is your Lord!
> birthday...
The Holy Bible gives you the answer - if'n you'd only bother to read
it. This is what God wants you to do - "I beseech you therefore,
brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living
sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable
service" (Romans 1:12).
> He'd be hard to shop for.
You gotta give him what you got. You gotta say no to sin. Are you a
sex deviant, for example?
> Plus
Comma required here.
> does God get birthday and Christmas presents on the same day or does he
He
> only get one set? That would be a bit unfair wouldn't it?
No. You need to give Him your ALL every day. Do something special
for God every day o' the week - such as feed the hungry, clothe the
naked and those dressed in rags, heal the sick, cleanse the lepers,
visit the lonely, read up lifting religious books to stupid ghetto
kids at the library, and give alla your extra money to God's ONLY True
Church - our'n.
Jesus loves you, sinner -
Mother Tucker
Come by my Repenthouse and BUY something for Jesus!
www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
Father Haskell
Jesus says he wants a set of gold studs for his piercings.
Draccus
Seeing as this is not the Birthday of Jesus I do not suppose it
matters at all. As for your diatribe Jesus would the first to embrace
the Homosexuals as he always did seen Love is His Law. Of course this
was far from a new message but then all the Real Truths are never new
except to the little minds like yours who have never opened their
hearts and minds to the lessons all around.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Seeing as this is not the Birthday of Jesus
But it is. The date is encoded in the Gospel of John.
> I do not suppose it
> matters at all. As for your diatribe Jesus would the first to embrace
> the Homosexuals as he always did seen Love is His Law.
He does embrace them - but only when they open up their wicked,
tarnished hearts to receive the Lord's Healing Power. Then they turn
straight. You see - the Lord wants to heal the homo sexual desires of
any deviant afflicted with them. Like mosta your illnesses, the homo
sexuality is caused by demonical possession. The Lord Jesus casts out
the demons what causes it.
> Of course this
> was far from a new message but then all the Real Truths are never new
> except to the little minds like yours
My mind ain't little. The Truth that the Lord Jesus revealed to me
set me free. Now I too can heal the homo sexuality.
> who have never opened their
> hearts and minds to the lessons all around.
Excuse me - I'm a Bible school graduate.
I'll pray for you, sinner -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Little Lambkin
Seon
"Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 25, 6:48�pm, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I wonder what you can get God on his
>
> His - He is your Lord!
>
>> birthday...
>
> The Holy Bible gives you the answer - if'n you'd only bother to read
> it. This is what God wants you to do - "I beseech you therefore,
> brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living
> sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable
> service" (Romans 1:12).
>
>> He'd be hard to shop for.
>
> You gotta give him what you got. You gotta say no to sin. Are you a
> sex deviant, for example?
>
Yep but not with guys if that's what you mean.
>> Plus
>
> Comma required here.
>
>> does God get birthday and Christmas presents on the same day or does he
>
> He
>
>> only get one set? That would be a bit unfair wouldn't it?
>
> No. You need to give Him your ALL every day. Do something special
> for God every day o' the week - such as feed the hungry, clothe the
> naked and those dressed in rags, heal the sick, cleanse the lepers,
> visit the lonely, read up lifting religious books to stupid ghetto
> kids at the library, and give alla your extra money to God's ONLY True
> Church - our'n.
>
Why does he get a present every day and I only get them twice a year? I wish
i was a all powerful deity.
Seon
"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I'll get the 3 wise men on that.
duke
>I wonder what you can get God on his birthday...He'd be hard to shop for.
Your love.
The Dukester, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Yep but not with guys if that's what you mean.
I meant just "deviant" - which includes the homo sexuality but ain't
limited to it. It's at least one small step in the right direction
if'n you don't lay down with men - but God a'so hates all kinda
fornication. The Lord Jesus preached against it in Mark 7. God
created your body for better things than weird sex.
> Why does he
He
> get a present every day and I only get them twice a year? I wish
> i was a all powerful deity.
I don't think you could handle alla the responsibility's. I think you
need to go to Church and find yourself a loving wife so's you won't be
tempted to deviate no more from the norms God set forth back in the
Garden of Eden - Adam and Eve - not Adam and Steve nor even Adam and
What's-her-name from down to the Cork 'n' Bottle.
Surrender to God and He will bless you!
Jesus loves you, sinner -
Mother Tucker
True Christian
Seon
"Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 25, 11:31�pm, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Yep but not with guys if that's what you mean.
>
> I meant just "deviant" - which includes the homo sexuality but ain't
> limited to it. It's at least one small step in the right direction
> if'n you don't lay down with men - but God a'so hates all kinda
> fornication. The Lord Jesus preached against it in Mark 7. God
> created your body for better things than weird sex.
>
Boy his wife must find him a real bore. No wonder he had to impregnate a
virgin without having sex with her. But doing stuff with women feels too
good to stop it for Jebus. I don't know why anyone would want to be with
another guy when they could have a beautiful woman. I guess we all have our
sexuality and we can't control it, we can only choose to repent and go to
church instead of having gay butt sex.
>> Why does he
>
> He
>
If you have to say He after Santa Clause as well then I stand corrected.
>> get a present every day and I only get them twice a year? I wish
>> i was a all powerful deity.
>
> I don't think you could handle alla the responsibility's. I think you
> need to go to Church and find yourself a loving wife so's you won't be
> tempted to deviate no more from the norms God set forth back in the
> Garden of Eden - Adam and Eve - not Adam and Steve nor even Adam and
> What's-her-name from down to the Cork 'n' Bottle.
>
> Surrender to God and He will bless you!
>
Maybe not with all those people praying to me at one moment, being able to
hear everyone's thoughts and being everywhere at the same place. Yikes! I
want a loving wife but not a boring church woman who wants to follow the
Bible and thinks women should be quiet in church or not be allowed to teach
men. Yuck not for me.
Seon
"duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:48:58 +1100, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>I wonder what you can get God on his birthday...He'd be hard to shop for.
>
> Your love.
>
Jebus where have you been? I got exiled from alt.atheism and nothing. Well
God has my love but he will have to share that with my future wife.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Boy his wife must find him a real bore.
But the Lord Jesus doesn't have a wife. He is beyond ALL sexuality.
> No wonder he had to impregnate a
> virgin without having sex with her.
That's the best way.
> But doing stuff with women feels too good to stop it for Jebus.
Jebus is an ancient city. I'm a talking about the Lord Jesus.
Praised by His Name! Is this "stuff" worth a going to hell for?
That's where fornicators wind up.
> I don't know why anyone would want to be with
> another guy when they could have a beautiful woman.
Satan puts perverted thoughts in some people's minds - that's why.
Homo sexuality comes straight from the devil!
> I guess we all have our sexuality and we can't control it,
You not only can but MUST control it. God will punish you if'n you
let it run your life. You must suppress the sex urge for the Greater
Glory o' God.
> we can only choose to repent and go to
> church instead of having gay butt sex.
Them ain't exactly the only two options - but God DEMANDS that people
1) repent, 2) go to Church and 3) avoid weird sex, including nasty
butt sex - gay or straight. Thanks to the queers and alla their
filthy pornography - even straight people wanna try the butt sex now.
It's gross! There's an odor involved. I actually smelt it a time or
two back when we lived up town and there was a sex park across the
street.
> If you have to say He after Santa Clause as well then I stand corrected.
No - only the Lord! Santa Claus was just a saint - not Almighty God.
> Maybe not with all those people praying to me at one moment, being able to
> hear everyone's thoughts and being everywhere at the same place. Yikes! I
> want a loving wife but not a boring church woman who wants to follow the
> Bible
And why not? Any other woman is a going to hell.
> and thinks women should be quiet in church or not be allowed to teach
> men.
That restriction was directed at the Corinthian women - not just all
women. Corinth was a sea port and the women there all had big mouths.
> Yuck not for me.
You need to obey the Lord and forget about your personal desires.
Jesus still loves you, sinner -
juanjo
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> Merry Christmas, sexual deviants and their defenders. The Lord Jesus
> Christ - Personal Savior to millions and Judge to all humanity -
> appeared to me today and delivered the following message for me to use
> in my ministry to the homo sexually confused and disturbed what's
> allowed the devil to convince them they don't know what their fingers
> and/or butt holes are really for.
>
I spoke to Jesus today when he showed up to do the winter garden
cleanup and he told me that your real name is Max and that you are a
lying bitch. He also told me that his real birthday was in April and
that Christmas was really a pagan holiday called Saturnalia in his
day.
Seon
"Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 26, 1:34�pm, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Boy his wife must find him a real bore.
>
> But the Lord Jesus doesn't have a wife. He is beyond ALL sexuality.
>
>> No wonder he had to impregnate a
>> virgin without having sex with her.
>
> That's the best way.
>
You've never had sex then.
>> But doing stuff with women feels too good to stop it for Jebus.
>
> Jebus is an ancient city. I'm a talking about the Lord Jesus.
> Praised by His Name! Is this "stuff" worth a going to hell for?
> That's where fornicators wind up.
>
>> I don't know why anyone would want to be with
>> another guy when they could have a beautiful woman.
>
> Satan puts perverted thoughts in some people's minds - that's why.
> Homo sexuality comes straight from the devil!
>
LMAO that is so insane it doesn't even deserve an answer.
>> I guess we all have our sexuality and we can't control it,
>
> You not only can but MUST control it. God will punish you if'n you
> let it run your life. You must suppress the sex urge for the Greater
> Glory o' God.
>
What is "It"
>> we can only choose to repent and go to
>> church instead of having gay butt sex.
>
> Them ain't exactly the only two options - but God DEMANDS that people
> 1) repent, 2) go to Church and 3) avoid weird sex, including nasty
> butt sex - gay or straight. Thanks to the queers and alla their
> filthy pornography - even straight people wanna try the butt sex now.
> It's gross! There's an odor involved. I actually smelt it a time or
> two back when we lived up town and there was a sex park across the
> street.
>
And you moved? Arg Ok straight butt sex would hurt so that's a no no but
other stuff would be cool.
>> If you have to say He after Santa Clause as well then I stand corrected.
>
> No - only the Lord! Santa Claus was just a saint - not Almighty God.
>
The guy people based the Santa myth on was. Sound familiar?
>> Maybe not with all those people praying to me at one moment, being able
>> to
>> hear everyone's thoughts and being everywhere at the same place. Yikes! I
>> want a loving wife but not a boring church woman who wants to follow the
>> Bible
>
> And why not? Any other woman is a going to hell.
>
Good I should be in good company when I'm burning in hell.
>> and thinks women should be quiet in church or not be allowed to teach
>> men.
>
> That restriction was directed at the Corinthian women - not just all
> women. Corinth was a sea port and the women there all had big mouths.
>
>> Yuck not for me.
>
> You need to obey the Lord and forget about your personal desires.
>
And you need to take your medicine. bloody Godders. No wait don't because
then we won't be able to laugh at you. I hope the others in alt.conspiracy
get a good laugh reading this. Normally I would call you hateful but your
just deluded and cause me to laugh my arse off.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> I spoke to Jesus today
That wasn't the LORD Jesus!
> when he showed up to do the winter garden cleanup
The Lord Jesus wouldn't never stoop so low. You must be a talking
about wunna them illegal immigrants. New Sodom is full of 'em.
> and he told me that your real name is Max
Your friend is a liar. My name is Lurlean. You're just confused.
> and that you are a lying b****. �
What kinda person uses such foul words?!?! Was this conversation held
in English or Spanish?
> He also told me that his
His - if'n you mean Jesus - which you don't really.
> real birthday was in April and
> that Christmas was really a pagan holiday called Saturnalia in his
His
> day.
Well, Saturnalia definitely was celebrated by pagans in the time of
the Lord - but Christmas is something a'together different. Pray to
the True Lord Jesus and read your Holy Bible for the answers. Then be
generous with Our Holy Church.
Mother Tucker
A True Christian
Freedom Man
Adults no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy - but they still torture and
kill each other over ancient myths and superstitions.
"We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of love
and gentleness; how many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind
intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell." --- Karl Popper
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion."
--- Robert M. Pirsig
"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and
evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
takes religion."
--- Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
and by rulers as useful."
--- Seneca the Younger (4? BC - 65 AD)
"Religion once ruled the world. It was called the Dark Ages." --- Ruth
Green.
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." ---
Victor Stenger.
"I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose." ---
Clarence Darrow
"As my ancestors are free from slavery, I am free from the slavery of
religion." --- Butterfly McQueen
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." --- Mark Twain
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in
all fiction." --- Richard Dawkins
"Cult today, religion tomorrow."
The Freedom From Religion Foundation: http://ffrf.org/
The Secular Coalition for America: www.secular.org
Secular Student Alliance: www.secularstudents.org
www.infidels.org
www.humaniststudies.org
www.atheistalliance.org
www.americanhumanist.org
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> See what RELIGION does to peoples' minds?
The Lord Jesus wants you to put that apostrophe to the left o' the s.
"People" is a'ready construed as plural. Jesus loves you, brother.
He truly wants to set people free - mostly from the lies and delusions
o' the devil that you've obviously stepped right into. TRUE Religion
- as opposed to the phony kind you see on TV (eg Joel Osteen) - frees
souls and minds from Satan's evil grip!
> Adults no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy -
That's on accounta the Holy Bible doesn't never mention no such
critter. She - it was a "she" on "Bewitched" any way's - and that was
a'ways the devil's favorite TV show - is a demon in disguise that
kindles greed in children - a lot like the contemporary version o'
Santa Claus - another name for Satan's Claws!
> but they still torture and kill each other over ancient myths and superstitions.
You must mean the Mussulmans. True Christians don't never do that -
although many false Christians (such as your Roman Catholics) might -
and definitely did in the past when the wicked popes held real
political power.
> "We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of love
> and gentleness; how many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind
> intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell." --- Karl Popper
That was FALSE Christianity devised by the devil to turn the ignorant
away from the Lord and His Sacred Truths.
> "When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many
> people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion."
> �--- Robert M. Pirsig
No way! True Religion is a Relationship with God A'mighty - not just
a system of beliefs and practices.
> "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and
> evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
> takes religion."
> --- Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999
Again - you mean false religions - such as your Islam, your Hinduism,
your Mor[m]onism and your Roman Catholicism. True Christianity ain't
nothing like that. Our Holy Church is God's One TRUE Church o' Holy
Assurance.
> "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
> and by rulers as useful."
> --- Seneca the Younger (4? BC - 65 AD)
He was a pagan what died and went straight to hell with his filthy
foreskin.
> "Religion once ruled the world. It was called the Dark Ages." --- Ruth
> Green.
That was Roman Catholicism. Note that literacy spread across Europe
as soon as Martin Luther nailt his 95 These to the door of the Whore
Church in Wittenberg.
> "Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." --- �
> Victor Stenger.
Again - that's Islam - which is just another brand o' Satanism.
"Science" creates atom bombs and biological weapons - and scientists
change their theory's from day to day. They can't decide whether the
dinosaurs evolved into birds or lizards. Clue: there ain't no
evolution. God kilt the dinosaurs on accounta people had sex with
them.
> "I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose." --- �
> Clarence Darrow
That's silly. Mother Goose is a literary character like King Midas or
Count Dracula. God is real. He reveals Hisself to the Truly
Faithful. I seen Him in His Glory many a time.
> "As my ancestors are free from slavery, I am free from the slavery of
> religion." --- Butterfly McQueen
That old actress what participated in so many stupid stereo types?
She oughta be ashameda herself!
> "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." --- Mark Twain
Mark Twain has been in hell since 1910!
> "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in
> all fiction." --- Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins made a pact with Satan to spread lies about the Lord
and His True Religion.
> "Cult today, religion tomorrow."
Then why didn't the Peoples Temple evolve into no religion? Or the
Rajneeshee's? Or the $cientologists? (I yell at them on the street
on accounta I know they're of the devil! Look at who they captured!)
I'm here to tell you that the Lord Jesus wants to SAVE you for alla
that ugly doubt. Faith brings True Freedom from temptation and
ignorance - not trust in evil science nor skepticism. od DEMANDS
belief, not scorn. Repent for the END is near!
Jesus saves sinners souls every day -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian FULL Gospel Witness
Luke Nichols
> ?--- Robert M. Pirsig
No way! True Religion is a Relationship with God A'mighty - not just
a system of beliefs and practices.
> "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things
> and
> evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
> takes religion."
> --- Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999
Again - you mean false religions - such as your Islam, your Hinduism,
your Mor[m]onism and your Roman Catholicism. True Christianity ain't
nothing like that. Our Holy Church is God's One TRUE Church o' Holy
Assurance.
> "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
> and by rulers as useful."
> --- Seneca the Younger (4? BC - 65 AD)
He was a pagan what died and went straight to hell with his filthy
foreskin.
> "Religion once ruled the world. It was called the Dark Ages." --- Ruth
> Green.
That was Roman Catholicism. Note that literacy spread across Europe
as soon as Martin Luther nailt his 95 These to the door of the Whore
Church in Wittenberg.
> "Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." --- ?
> Victor Stenger.
Again - that's Islam - which is just another brand o' Satanism.
"Science" creates atom bombs and biological weapons - and scientists
change their theory's from day to day. They can't decide whether the
dinosaurs evolved into birds or lizards. Clue: there ain't no
evolution. God kilt the dinosaurs on accounta people had sex with
them.
> "I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose." --- ?
> Clarence Darrow
> "Cult today, religion tomorrow."
Bill Baker
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That doesn't sound like the Lord. That sounds like Satan, who is your lord
and master.
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BUT
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duke
>
>
>"duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
>news:648cj5tuhkr446j1d...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:48:58 +1100, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>I wonder what you can get God on his birthday...He'd be hard to shop for.
>>
>> Your love.
>Jebus where have you been? I got exiled from alt.atheism and nothing. Well
>God has my love but he will have to share that with my future wife.
Better think again.
juanjo
fuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 26, 3:05 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > I spoke to Jesus today
>
> That wasn't the LORD Jesus!
You were not there, so how would you know? Jesus and I are tight. We
have been for years. We are distant cousins on my mother's side. We
were bar miztvah together years ago. He comes over regularly and we
hang out. He likes the way I do barbecue in the pit I have in the
back. He particularly enjoys the brisket but he will snarf down the
pulled pork as well hot links if I have them. He likes playing on the
PS3 in the living room since I got the new plasma tv. He says his dad
won't let him have one at home.
>
> > when he showed up to do the winter garden cleanup
>
> The Lord Jesus wouldn't never stoop so low. You must be a talking
> about wunna them illegal immigrants. New Sodom is full of 'em.
Nope. Had a beard and long hair, white robe, nail holes in his feet
and hands. Speaks really fluent Aramaic and Greek too. Last time we
had a barbecue and I ran out of sangria, he filled the pitcher with
water and turned it into you know what. Really good stuff too. As
for the work, Jesus likes doing gardening. He did a lot of terracing
back in the back on the hill and created some really nice planting
beds for me. I grow tomatoes, oregano, thyme, chile peppers and
apricots back there and I send a bunch over to his mom every year. Of
course Jesus grows some really great bud back there and I turn a blind
eye since he does all the weeding and other scut work. He has a pot
card so it isn't like it is illegal or anything. The doctor gave him
the prescription because he still has pain from a wound he got in his
side a while back.
>
> > and he told me that your real name is Max
>
> Your friend is a liar. My name is Lurlean. You're just confused.
I wouldn't call Jesus a liar, it might piss him off. I saw him turn a
couple of Mormon missionaries into drag queens one time cuz they were
being rude to him. They called him a fairy cuz he was wearing his
robe and we were in the Castro having coffee at Starbucks. He figured
it might help them to be a little more Christian if they had to walk
in someone else's high heels and feather boas. The guys at the coffee
shop thought it was hilarious.
>
> > and that you are a lying b****.
>
> What kinda person uses such foul words?!?! Was this conversation held
> in English or Spanish?
I notice you do not dispute his characterization of you. I figured it
was accurate and your real name was Max because no red neck I know
speaks the way you do not writes the way you do. That is only found
in caricatures. Jesus is a pretty straight shooter. He calls a spade
a spade. No gratuitous bad language mind you but he is pretty fluent
when someone gets him going. Once I saw him go on for a good 25
minutes cursing some fool evangelist who was cursing at people,
judging them as sinners and the like. Jesus told him something about
the words in Matthew 25 and the guy told him to mind his own
business. Well Jesus did not care for that at all.He really let loose
on the guy. He did not repeat himself once. When he was done the guy
turned into a pig and ran down Market Street. Two of the old Filipino
guys who were hanging out playing chess nearby, yelled "lechon" and
took after the poor guy. I figure he was chicharons and crispy pata
by nightfall.
>
> > He also told me that his
>
> His - if'n you mean Jesus - which you don't really.
Well Max, who do I believe? You or my lying eyes? Like I said, I
have know Jesus all my life and you are just a faceless troll on the
internet.
>
> > real birthday was in April and
> > that Christmas was really a pagan holiday called Saturnalia in his
>
> His
>
> > day.
>
> Well, Saturnalia definitely was celebrated by pagans in the time of
> the Lord - but Christmas is something a'together different. Pray to
> the True Lord Jesus and read your Holy Bible for the answers. Then be
> generous with Our Holy Church.
I don't contribute money to heretics and I figure that Jesus would
know when his birthday is, most of us have a good idea when we were
born. Besides I have been to Israel in December and I know that there
are no sheep or shepards out on the hills that time of year. It's too
damn cold. Not to mention just about everything that Christians do to
celebrate Christmas is based on pagan traditions. No skin off my bum
really. I am happy with latkes and a menorah this time of year.
>
> Mother Fucker
> A True Christian
a true christian has no need to proclaim themselves as such.
juanjo
> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:35:32 +1100, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >news:648cj5tuhkr446j1d...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:48:58 +1100, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>I wonder what you can get God on his birthday...He'd be hard to shop for.
>
> >> Your love.
> >Jebus where have you been? I got exiled from alt.atheism and nothing. Well
> >God has my love but he will have to share that with my future wife.
>
> Better think again.
>
> The Dukester, American-American
> *****
Duke and Max battling it out is a match we could charge for.
duke
wrote:
Only if you want to see an easy victory in me.
juanjo
> On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:26:17 -0800 (PST), juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Dec 30, 11:16 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> >> On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:35:32 +1100, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >"duke" <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote in message
> >> >news:648cj5tuhkr446j1d...@4ax.com...
> >> >> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:48:58 +1100, "Seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >>>I wonder what you can get God on his birthday...He'd be hard to shop for.
>
> >> >> Your love.
> >> >Jebus where have you been? I got exiled from alt.atheism and nothing. Well
> >> >God has my love but he will have to share that with my future wife.
>
> >> Better think again.
>
> >> The Dukester, American-American
> >> *****
>
> >Duke and Max battling it out is a match we could charge for.
>
> Only if you want to see an easy victory in me.
>
That's the funniest thing I have heard all year.
Dean Turner
RRR-Cult cesspool.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
wrote:
> That doesn't sound like the Lord. �
And just what would YOU know o' the Lord? You're a blasphemer!
You're also still uncircumcised. And where ever there's foreskin,
there's SMEGMA!
> That sounds like Satan, who is your lord and master.
No. You're the one what worships the devil - and serves him thru his
Queer Agenda!
> Republican Good Old Boy Government Says:
>
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Social Security
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Medicare
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to provide health care to ALL Americans
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to help out Americans losing their homes
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to help all our veterans returning from war
> BUT
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Bears Stearns
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out AIG
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to pay for an unnecessary TRILLION DOLLAR > war
> When the LITTLE GUY needs help, they scornfully say, "GET A JOB!"
> But when one of their BIG GUY CRONIES from the COUNTRY CLUB FIRST
> need a bailout, what do they say?
> "LET ME GET MY CHECK BOOK!"
You know what, Bill. I totally agree with you there. We all know the
Demo(n)crats don't got no real answers neither - as Obama "Tele
Prompter" Nation shows every day. That's why we need a Holy Bible
Based THEOCRACY in this country - and now.
Today is the Lord's Circumcision Day. Why not get a clue and get that
smegma problem o' your'n took care of TODAY?
God will punish you -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
God's Own True Christian
And Enemy o' Smeg Heads Every Wheres
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> f*****@wowmail.com> wrote:
Anybody what makes funna my Holy Name will burn red hot in hell. The
temperature in your prsonal little pot hole goes up ever time you call
me a bad name.
> You were not there, so how would you know? �
On accounta I know Jesus personally. You don't. He told me.
> Jesus and I are tight. �
That's some Mexican nama Jes�s - not the Lord Jesus Christ. You're a
stranger to Him.
> We have been for years. �We are distant cousins on my mother's side. We
> were bar miztvah
That ain't grammatical. Are you even circumcised?
> together years ago. �He comes over regularly and we
> hang out. �He likes the way I do barbecue in the pit I have in the
> back. �
That must be a demon if'n he hangs around pits!
> He particularly enjoys the brisket but he will snarf down the
> pulled pork as well hot links if I have them. �
The Lord Jesus wouldn't never eat pulled pork. It's gross.
> He likes playing on the PS3 in the living room since I got the new plasma tv. �
The True Lord Jesus HATES conspicuous consumption too. He DEMANDS
that you sell alla your gadgets and donate the proceeds to His Only
True Church - our'n.
> He says his dad won't let him have one at home.
You think you're funny, don'tcha? You're funny in the head - but
that's about it.
> Nope. Had a beard and long hair, white robe, nail holes in his feet
> and hands. �
He could be wunna them Philistine Islanders then. They get into heavy
Catholic drama sometimes.
> Speaks really fluent Aramaic and Greek too. �
How can you tellit ain't common ordinary Tagalog? That tongue has
such a limited vocabulary they gotta mix in at least one English word
for every four native words - and they don't hardly got no
prepositions neither.
> Last time we had a barbecue and I ran out of sangria, he filled the pitcher with
> water and turned it into you know what. �Really good stuff too. �As
> for the work, Jesus likes doing gardening. �He did a lot of terracing
> back in the back
Back in the back? Did you leave something out - such as the TRUTH?
> on the hill and created some really nice planting
> beds for me. �I grow tomatoes, oregano, thyme, chile peppers and
> apricots back there and I send a bunch over to his mom every year. �Of
> course Jesus grows some really great bud back there and I turn a blind
> eye since he does all the weeding and other scut work. �
The Lord Jesus wouldn't NEVER grow no kinda dope! Do you smoke any o'
this nasty dope? I'm just sure you do!
> He has a pot card so it isn't like it is illegal or anything. �The doctor gave him
> the prescription because he still has pain from a wound he got in his
> side a while back.
The Lord is the Great Healer. He wouldn't never need no kinda dope!
You are blaspheming the Lord. You will surely go to hell and burn!
> I wouldn't call Jesus a liar, it might piss him off. �
If your Latino friend doesn't know I'm Mother Lurlean Tucker, he's a
dummy. maybe the dope he snokes fried his brain. Does he smoke crack
too?
> I saw him turn a couple of Mormon missionaries into drag queens one time
That's easy to do in New Sodom. They're so repressed all's you gotta
do is expose 'em to wickedness and they wanna try it out. It helps
if'n you cut off their Xanax before hand. For some reason the Mor[m]
ons are mostly hooked on them SSRI kinds o' dope from hell.
> cuz they were being rude to him. �They called him a fairy cuz he was wearing his
> robe and we were in the Castro having coffee at Starbucks. �
Are you queer?
> He figured it might help them to be a little more Christian if they had to walk
> in someone else's high heels and feather boas. �The guys at the coffee
> shop thought it was hilarious.
Do they serve booze and dope at that place too? Is there a back room
for queer sex the way there is in so many queer bars? Do you go in
there and do nasty stuff with other queers you barely know? Do you
all ever dock?
> I notice you do not dispute his characterization of you. �
Yes I do. I just don't see no need to spell that out time and time
again.
> I figured it was accurate and your real name was Max
It ain't. My name is Lurlean.
> because no red neck I know
I ain't no red neck. I got new's for you, bub. I'm Mississippi
Country Gentry.
> speaks the way you
When did you ever hear me speak? Are you the phantom breather what
calls me up at midnight?
> do not writes the way you do. �
What language is that supposed to be? I think I write effective prose
that leads sinners to Christ. It ain't fair for you to compare my
writing to a snooty Californian's.
> That is only found in caricatures.
Says who?
> Jesus is a pretty straight shooter. �He calls a spade
> a spade. �No gratuitous bad language mind you but he is pretty fluent
> when someone gets him going. �Once I saw him go on for a good 25
> minutes cursing some fool evangelist who was cursing at people,
> judging them as sinners and the like. �
Have you run across them preachers at Powell and Market what
paraphrases the Word o' God? They usually got vivid drawings o' hell
fire. We don't approva their so callt ministry. It doesn't emphasize
the Lord's saving grace.
> Jesus told him something about
> the words in Matthew 25 and the guy told him to mind his own
> business. �Well Jesus did not care for that at all.He really let loose
> on the guy. �He did not repeat himself once. �When he was done the guy
> turned into a pig and ran down Market Street. �Two of the old Filipino
> guys who were hanging out playing chess nearby, yelled "lechon" and
> took after the poor guy. �
I a'way's said there was cannibals on them primitive Pacific Islands.
The Lord wouldn't never turn nobody into no unclean pig. Circe did
that in "The Odyssey" - but she was a pagan witch.
> I figure he was chicharons
Don't the Philistine Islanders call that stuff tsitsaron? The
Mexicans call them chicahrrones.
> and crispy pata by nightfall.
You sure do keep weird company. You very obviously don't know the
True Lord Jesus.
> Well Max,
I ain't Max. I'm Lurlean.
> who do I believe? �You or my lying eyes? �
Believe ME if'n you want the Truth.
> Like I said, I have know Jesus all my life and you are just a faceless troll on the
> internet.
I ain't no such thing! I'm a Gospel preacherette with a beautiful
face that normal men can't resist a looking at. Max is an old white
Jew what just took money from Our Holy Church.
> I don't contribute money to heretics and I figure that Jesus would
> know when his birthday is, most of us have a good idea when we were
> born. �Besides I have been to Israel in December and I know that there
> are no sheep or shepards out on the hills that time of year. �
Maybe if'n you looked for shepherds you mighta fount some. Did you
see sheep at other times o' year? Who did you bribe to get into Holy
Israel?
> It's too damn cold. �
When exactly were you there? The weather ain't the same year after
year. And - two thousand years ago - where were shepherds supposed to
take their flocks in December?
> Not to mention just about everything that Christians do to
> celebrate Christmas is based on pagan traditions. �
Those are pseudo-Christians. True Christians go to Church and read
their Bibles on Christmas.
> No skin off my bum really. �I am happy with latkes and a menorah this time of
> year.
That's fine - but latkes are ate by mostly Slavic people. If'n you
ever learnt the tongue o' Holy Israel, you'd find that any kinda lamp
is callt a menorah. The same is true of the word "kinara" in
Swahili. A Black frienda mind asked me if'n she could borrow a kinara
from me. I think she meant a menorah. I couldn't imagine what she
was a planning to do with it - so I brung her a table lamp.
> Mother F*****
That's more torment in hell for you.
> a true christian
Christian
> has no need to proclaim themselves as such.
And why not? The True Lord Jesus wants us to proclaim His Holy
Gospel. People need to know who the True Christians are vs. the false
one's you find in the
Mor[m]on and the Catholic "churches".
I'll pray for you -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
A True Gospel Preaching Christian
Most Holy Mother Tucker
wrote:
> More of the RRR-Cult cesspool. A septic tank is a cleaner place than the
> RRR-Cult cesspool.
Why don't you think people got a right to their religions? Do you
curse Mohammedanism as well? Liberals are usually all for that. They
even think Allah is black. What do you want people to believe?
Godless atheism? What does that do for humanity? Where are the
atheist charity's and hospitals? What do atheists do but denounce God
and commit sins? Who are you to take away my freedom from religion?
Far be it from me to take away your right to be an atheist, defy the
Lord and go to hell. God gave you the free will to do that.
What's wrong with True Religion?
Mother Tucker
God's Faithful Disciple
Most Holy Mother Tucker
wrote:
> More of the RRR-Cult cesspool. A septic tank is a cleaner place than the
> RRR-Cult cesspool.
Why don't you think people got a right to their religions? Do you
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Only if you want to see an easy victory in me.
Do you know Max? Tell these people he's an old white Jew and not a
True Christian like me.
Mother Lurlean Tucker
A TRUE Christian
Barack Obama
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>
> > birthday...
>
> The Holy Bible gives you the answer - if'n you'd only bother to read
> it. This is what God wants you to do - "I beseech you therefore,
> brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living
> sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable
> service" (Romans 1:12).
>
>
> sex deviant, for example?
>
>
> Comma required here.
>
> > does God get birthday and Christmas presents on the same day or does he
>
>
> > only get one set? That would be a bit unfair wouldn't it?
>
> for God every day o' the week - such as feed the hungry, clothe the
> naked and those dressed in rags, heal the sick, cleanse the lepers,
> visit the lonely, read up lifting religious books to stupid ghetto
> Church - our'n.
>
> Jesus loves you, sinner -
>
> Mother Tucker
> Come by my Repenthouse and BUY something for Jesus!www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
Mother Tucker can I ax you a question? Wood it be propriate for me
too wear a alarm clock
around my neck for work? Thaanks . B. Obama HNIC
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Mother Tucker can I ax you a question?
I REFUSE to respond directly to such ugly racism. If Mr. Obama wants
to e-mail me, he's got my private address.
Jesus loves you, sinner - but don't press your luck!
Enos Penvy
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 1, 5:43 pm, Barack Obama <bhobam...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Mother Tucker can I ax you a question?
>
> I REFUSE
I'm still upset about your recent abortion.
juanjo
>
> Anybody what makes funna my Holy Name will burn red hot in hell. The
> temperature in your prsonal little pot hole goes up ever time you call
> me a bad name.
I didn't call you a bad name. I simply described your favorite
activity.
>
> > You were not there, so how would you know?
>
> On accounta I know Jesus personally. You don't. He told me.
Now I know you are lying. Jesus warned me about you. He said מקס הוא
שקרן ידוע לשמצה. לא מאמין לו. which in English means "Max is a
notorious liar. Don't believe anything he says."
>
> > Jesus and I are tight.
>
> That's some Mexican nama Jes s - not the Lord Jesus Christ. You're a
> stranger to Him.
That would be a surprise to him and his family. He came over for a
visit today. We hung out and watched the Lord of the Rings.
>
> > We have been for years. We are distant cousins on my mother's side. We
> > were bar miztvah
>
> That ain't grammatical. Are you even circumcised? It is grammatical which you should know. As to my penis, that is not any of your business but my parents were observant so that should answer your question.
>
> > together years ago. He comes over regularly and we
> > hang out. He likes the way I do barbecue in the pit I have in the
> > back.
>
> That must be a demon if'n he hangs around pits!
I warned you about saying things that might piss him off. He told me
he is not too fond of him as it is. You keep claiming all sorts of
crazy things and saying he told you to say them. In particular he
mentioned your obsession with homosexuals which he said had to do with
some unresolved sexual issues you had in your head. He told me that's
why you pretend to be a woman. He doesn't like the way you talk about
gay people, lying about them and the like. He said anyone with a lick
of sense should know that he loves all people. He said to remind you
about the time the centurion came to him and asked him to sure his
lover who was sick. He praised the man's faith, cured his lover and
sent him on his way. He said that should be as clear as can be about
how he felt on the issue.
>
> > He particularly enjoys the brisket but he will snarf down the
> > pulled pork as well hot links if I have them.
>
> The Lord Jesus wouldn't never eat pulled pork. It's gross.
Now you have never had pulled pork at my house. I have a good BBQ pit
with plenty of room to put the meat. The firebox is large enough to
hold some good hard wood and keep the coals going. Low and slow is
the way to do pork. A good rub and time makes for a delicious
product.
>
> > He likes playing on the PS3 in the living room since I got the new plasma tv.
>
> The True Lord Jesus HATES conspicuous consumption too. He DEMANDS
> that you sell alla your gadgets and donate the proceeds to His Only
> True Church - our'n.
Now he did mention he was particularly pissed off at you for asking
people for money. He said to tell you, "זוכר את הציפורים באוויר החיות
בשדות
>
> > He says his dad won't let him have one at home.
>
> You think you're funny, don'tcha? You're funny in the head - but
> that's about it.
תודה
גם אני אוהב אותך
>
> > Nope. Had a beard and long hair, white robe, nail holes in his feet
> > and hands.
>
> He could be wunna them Philistine Islanders then. They get into heavy
> Catholic drama sometimes.
Nope. Don't know what a Philistine Islander is but Jesus is family
and he is a nice Jewish boy, just like me.
>
> > Speaks really fluent Aramaic and Greek too.
>
> How can you tellit ain't common ordinary Tagalog? That tongue has
> such a limited vocabulary they gotta mix in at least one English word
> for every four native words - and they don't hardly got no
> prepositions neither.
I lived in the Philippines when I was in the Navy, years ago. I
understand some Filipino and I would know if it was that. Like I said
Jesus is family, a cousin on my mother's side. He has really helped
me with my pronunciation in Hebrew as well.
>
> > Last time we had a barbecue and I ran out of sangria, he filled the pitcher with
> > water and turned it into you know what. Really good stuff too. As
> > for the work, Jesus likes doing gardening. He did a lot of terracing
> > back in the back
>
> Back in the back? Did you leave something out - such as the TRUTH?
Nope. I told you the truth. Jesus is a real hands on kind of guy.
He loves to do gardening and such. He says it is really rewarding to
watch something be created full of life and beauty.
>
> > on the hill and created some really nice planting
> > beds for me. I grow tomatoes, oregano, thyme, chile peppers and
> > apricots back there and I send a bunch over to his mom every year. Of
> > course Jesus grows some really great bud back there and I turn a blind
> > eye since he does all the weeding and other scut work.
>
> The Lord Jesus wouldn't NEVER grow no kinda dope! Do you smoke any o'
> this nasty dope? I'm just sure you do!
Well I don't judge people like you do. You will have to take the
matter up with him but he does like a littler bud from time to time.
Me? I don't really care for it at all. Makes me fall asleep is all
if I smoke and I can do that perfectly well on my own.
>
> > He has a pot card so it isn't like it is illegal or anything. The doctor gave him
> > the prescription because he still has pain from a wound he got in his
> > side a while back.
>
> The Lord is the Great Healer. He wouldn't never need no kinda dope!
> You are blaspheming the Lord. You will surely go to hell and burn!
Well you sure are judgmental. Especially since you do not know what
you are talking about.
>
> > I wouldn't call Jesus a liar, it might piss him off.
>
> If your Latino friend doesn't know I'm Mother Lurlean Tucker, he's a
> dummy. maybe the dope he snokes fried his brain. Does he smoke crack
> too?
Like I said, you really should not say things like that. Jesus does
not like being made fun of.
>
> > I saw him turn a couple of Mormon missionaries into drag queens one time
>
> That's easy to do in New Sodom. They're so repressed all's you gotta
> do is expose 'em to wickedness and they wanna try it out. It helps
> if'n you cut off their Xanax before hand. For some reason the Mor[m]
> ons are mostly hooked on them SSRI kinds o' dope from hell.
Been turning tricks in San Francisco again I see Max.
>
> > cuz they were being rude to him. They called him a fairy cuz he was wearing his
> > robe and we were in the Castro having coffee at Starbucks.
>
> Are you queer?
What makes you say that? Having a hot chai latte in a Starbucks does
not make anyone gay. There are lots of straight people who live in
the Castro.
>
> > He figured it might help them to be a little more Christian if they had to walk
> > in someone else's high heels and feather boas. The guys at the coffee
> > shop thought it was hilarious.
>
> Do they serve booze and dope at that place too? Is there a back room
> for queer sex the way there is in so many queer bars? Do you go in
> there and do nasty stuff with other queers you barely know? Do you
> all ever dock?
Man oh man Max, you really are obsessed with sex aren't you.
Starbucks doesn't serve alcohol. I have never seen anyone have sex in
there either. Certainly not me.
>
> > I notice you do not dispute his characterization of you.
>
> Yes I do. I just don't see no need to spell that out time and time
> again.
well considering you have shown yourself to be a liar time and time
again, I think you do.
>
> > I figured it was accurate and your real name was Max
>
> It ain't. My name is Lurlean.
Now see that is the problem. Jesus said he just could not understand
why you always did that. Pose as a woman that is.
>
> > because no red neck I know
>
> I ain't no red neck. I got new's for you, bub. I'm Mississippi
> Country Gentry.
>
Not according to Jesus. He said you have never been any closer to
Mississippi than New Orleans. Oh he said to tell you that he saw what
you did there that on time during Mardi Gras. Don't you have any
shame, having sex in a public street like that? I could never do it
myself. I am a pretty modest person and I don't think behaviour like
that should be indulged in in a public place. Besides that boy was
only 15.
> > speaks the way you
>
> When did you ever hear me speak? Are you the phantom breather what
> calls me up at midnight?
Nope and nope. Jesus played back some of your rants and raves he had
on a cd. He said that when you die they are going toplay it for you
at your trial. Then Annubis is going to eat your heart.
>
> > do not writes the way you do.
>
> What language is that supposed to be? I think I write effective prose
> that leads sinners to Christ. It ain't fair for you to compare my
> writing to a snooty Californian's.
What isn't right is your making fun of people by mimicking a
stereotype of how people think they express themselves when it is not
true.
>
> > That is only found in caricatures.
>
> Says who?
Jesus. He is pretty particular about that.
>
> > Jesus is a pretty straight shooter. He calls a spade
> > a spade. No gratuitous bad language mind you but he is pretty fluent
> > when someone gets him going. Once I saw him go on for a good 25
> > minutes cursing some fool evangelist who was cursing at people,
> > judging them as sinners and the like.
>
> Have you run across them preachers at Powell and Market what
> paraphrases the Word o' God? They usually got vivid drawings o' hell
> fire. We don't approva their so callt ministry. It doesn't emphasize
> the Lord's saving grace.
No skin off my bum what you believe.
>
> > Jesus told him something about
> > the words in Matthew 25 and the guy told him to mind his own
> > business. Well Jesus did not care for that at all.He really let loose
> > on the guy. He did not repeat himself once. When he was done the guy
> > turned into a pig and ran down Market Street. Two of the old Filipino
> > guys who were hanging out playing chess nearby, yelled "lechon" and
> > took after the poor guy.
>
> I a'way's said there was cannibals on them primitive Pacific Islands.
> The Lord wouldn't never turn nobody into no unclean pig. Circe did
> that in "The Odyssey" - but she was a pagan witch.
Well how would you know. You were not there. Besides no one was a
cannibal if they were turned into pigs.
>
> > I figure he was chicharons
>
> Don't the Philistine Islanders call that stuff tsitsaron? The
> Mexicans call them chicahrrones.
I don't know anyone from the Philistine Islands. In fact I have never
heard of the Philistine Islands. But in the Philippines they like to
eat chicharong baboy or chicharong bulaklak. In Latin America and
Spain they call them chicharrón. But I was using the American
spelling.
>
> > and crispy pata by nightfall.
>
> You sure do keep weird company. You very obviously don't know the
> True Lord Jesus.
>
That makes no sense at all. I don't think it is weird at all to hang
out with my cousin. He is a good man and a lot of people look up to
him. He is very forgiving but he does not tolerate arrogant fools
very well. He gives them a chance to mend their ways but if they do
not, well let's just say they regret it for a long time. A real long
time.
> > Well Max,
>
> I ain't Max. I'm Lurlean.
Sorry are you in drag again? I forgot that when you are in drag you
like to be called Lurlean. But your name on your birth recoed is Max.
Jesus told me so and I believe it.
>
> > who do I believe? You or my lying eyes?
>
> Believe ME if'n you want the Truth.
Sorry but your credibility is low.
>
> > Like I said, I have know Jesus all my life and you are just a faceless troll on the
> > internet.
>
> I ain't no such thing! I'm a Gospel preacherette with a beautiful
> face that normal men can't resist a looking at. Max is an old white
> Jew what just took money from Our Holy Church.
Now that is really not a good way to look at yourself.
>
> > I don't contribute money to heretics and I figure that Jesus would
> > know when his birthday is, most of us have a good idea when we were
> > born. Besides I have been to Israel in December and I know that there
> > are no sheep or shepards out on the hills that time of year.
>
> Maybe if'n you looked for shepherds you mighta fount some. Did you
> see sheep at other times o' year? Who did you bribe to get into Holy
> Israel?
Silly man. I did not bribe anyone.
>
> > It's too damn cold.
>
> When exactly were you there? The weather ain't the same year after
> year. And - two thousand years ago - where were shepherds supposed to
> take their flocks in December?
Into the valleys is where they take them where it is not as cold.
Just like they still do in Montana, Arizona and Idaho.
>
> > Not to mention just about everything that Christians do to
> > celebrate Christmas is based on pagan traditions.
>
> Those are pseudo-Christians. True Christians go to Church and read
> their Bibles on Christmas.
>
> > No skin off my bum really. I am happy with latkes and a menorah this time of
> > year.
>
> That's fine - but latkes are ate by mostly Slavic people. If'n you
> ever learnt the tongue o' Holy Israel, you'd find that any kinda lamp
> is callt a menorah.
So what? You don't like latkes? I prefer latkes to jelly donuts
myself. I am not really into sweet foods. And I know what the word
menorah means. But i was referring to a נר חנוכה
> > Mother F*****
>
> That's more torment in hell for you.
Says you but Jesus says different.
>
> > a true christian
>
> Christian
>
> > has no need to proclaim themselves as such.
>
> And why not? The True Lord Jesus wants us to proclaim His Holy
> Gospel. People need to know who the True Christians are vs. the false
> one's you find in the
> Mor[m]on and the Catholic "churches".
Well Jesus did tell me you were a lying bitch and that they had a real
surprise worked up for you when you die. Somehow from what he was
saying I don't think you are going to like it much.
>
> I'll pray for you -
That's nice but you had better mend your ways first.
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> I'm still upset about your recent abortion.
When you're delusional enough to imagine that a woman o' God like me
could ever get wunna them filthy butchery's, you can possibly blame me
for your hallucinations. Did you consult a psychiatrist - or can you
afford one in your humble station in life?
Go get yourself a real friend, Snot Nose. I got real Evangelical Work
to do.
The Chief Instigator
...like supposedly killing people who someone thought was a sodomite, as one
anonymous asshole posted earlier today?
> Mother Fucker
> A Fraud "Christian"
Corrected for accuracy.
--
Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (pat...@io.com) Houston, Texas
www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php (TCI's 2009-10 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 6, Milwaukee 2 (January 1)
NEXT GAME: Sunday, January 3 vs. Abbotsford, 4:05
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> ...like supposedly killing people who someone thought was a sodomite,
We don't do such things in Our Holy Church - which is God's ONLY True
Church. You see - we got the Cure for the homo sexual lusts, so there
ain't no need to kill no sodomites. God smites many of 'em with the
AIDS a'ready. We intervene before that and cure their strange lusts
so's they can live and please the Lord insteada Satan for a change.
> as one anonymous a****** posted earlier today?
Not everybody what says he's a Christian really is. In Our Holy
Church we are True Christians - and we hold regular witch hunts to
weed out anybody what doesn't toe the line for the Lord.
> Mother ******
You can add ten degree's o' torment to your personal pot hole in hell
for that.
> A Fraud "Christian"
No. I am a TRUE Christian. What exactly do YOU think a Christian is
supposed to be?
> Corrected for accuracy.
But you made it TOTALLY inaccurate. You'll have to repent big time to
be saved from damnation.
A praying for all sick sinners -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
God's Little Lamb
Most Holy Mother Tucker
<usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
Another Snot Nose incarnation. I wish you wouldn't drag your
delusions over on to my Holy Gospel threads. Ain't there enough web
sites for perverts a'ready.
How OLD is that picture of you on Face Book any way, Snot Nose? Don't
you think it's time to move into the 21st century?
Add me as a friend if'n you wanna.
I'll pray for you -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Special Little Helper
Enos Penvy
wrote:
> On Jan 2, 10:18 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Another Snot Nose incarnation.
Uh... no... that was bobandcarole... We've got something of a truce.
Kinda nice, really. I even wished him a Happy New Year!
> I wish you wouldn't drag your
> delusions over on to my Holy Gospel threads. Ain't there enough web
> sites for perverts a'ready.
>
> How OLD is that picture of you on Face Book any way, Snot Nose?
The one I've got up today? That one's about two and a half years
old. Maybe 3, actually. We were on our way to a rodeo...
> Add me as a friend if'n you wanna.
Will do!
Enos Penvy
Oh, hey, I don't see you on FB...
Bill Baker
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote in message news:<33d26b53-3b39-46de-bdc6-
e1a0d0...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>
> On Dec 30 2009, 1:20am, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org>
> wrote:
>
>> That doesn't sound like the Lord.
>
> And just what would YOU know o' the Lord?
A whole lot more than you do, Max.
> You're a blasphemer!
So what? I don't live in Ireland.
> You're also still uncircumcised. And where ever there's foreskin,
> there's SMEGMA!
I see you haven't stopped lying yet.
>> That sounds like Satan, who is your lord and master.
>
> No. You're the one what worships the devil - and serves him thru his
> Queer Agenda!
You mean the Godly Queer Agenda? Yes, I serve the Lord by promoting it.
I'm really happy with the progress we've made so far, even though we've had
a few setbacks.
>> Republican Good Old Boy Government Says:
>>
>> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Social Security
>> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Medicare
>> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to provide health care to ALL Americans
>> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to help out Americans losing their homes
>> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to help all our veterans returning from war
>> BUT
>> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
>> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Bears Stearns
>> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out AIG
>> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to pay for an unnecessary TRILLION DOLLAR > war
>> When the LITTLE GUY needs help, they scornfully say, "GET A JOB!"
>> But when one of their BIG GUY CRONIES from the COUNTRY CLUB FIRST
>> need a bailout, what do they say?
>
>> "LET ME GET MY CHECK BOOK!"
>
> You know what, Bill. I totally agree with you there. We all know the
> Demo(n)crats don't got no real answers neither - as Obama "Tele
> Prompter" Nation shows every day. That's why we need a Holy Bible
> Based THEOCRACY in this country - and now.
No, we need a socialist president and more socialist congressmen than Bernie
Sanders. This country has gone way too far to the right. But for now,
Obama is doing a pretty good job.
> Today is the Lord's Circumcision Day. Why not get a clue and get that
> smegma problem o' your'n took care of TODAY?
Because I don't have a problem.
> God will punish you -
Satan will reward you.
--
Bushism 8-22:
"See, we love--we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They
hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge,
we seek justice out of love."
--Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; August 29, 2002
Bill Baker
message news:<c6f2c999-5420-4fc6-8eca-
e8c30c...@21g2000yqj.googlegroups.com>
Try looking under her real name, Max Varazslo.
--
Bushism 9-26:
"I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one."
--Stumping for Governor Mike Huckabee; Bentonville, Arkansas; November 4,
2002
Enos Penvy
> On Saturday January 2 2010 18:15, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote in
> message news:<c6f2c999-5420-4fc6-8eca-
> e8c30c614...@21g2000yqj.googlegroups.com>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 2, 6:13 pm, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >> On Jan 2, 4:57 pm, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-tuc...@wowmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > On Jan 2, 10:18 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> >> > <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > Another Snot Nose incarnation.
>
> >> Uh... no... that was bobandcarole... We've got something of a truce.
> >> Kinda nice, really. I even wished him a Happy New Year!
>
> >> > I wish you wouldn't drag your
> >> > delusions over on to my Holy Gospel threads. Ain't there enough web
> >> > sites for perverts a'ready.
>
> >> > How OLD is that picture of you on Face Book any way, Snot Nose?
>
> >> The one I've got up today? That one's about two and a half years
> >> old. Maybe 3, actually. We were on our way to a rodeo...
>
> >> > Add me as a friend if'n you wanna.
>
> >> Will do!
>
> > Oh, hey, I don't see you on FB...
>
> Try looking under her real name, Max Varazslo.
Yeah, I did. Don't see him...
American Eagle
I ketch yo ugly fat ass spamming on dis here NG agin, I wll diss you.
Sincerely
L0pht
The Lesbians
news:33d26b53-3b39-46de...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
On Dec 30 2009, 1:20?am, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org>
wrote:
> That doesn't sound like the Lord. ?
And just what would YOU know o' the Lord? You're a blasphemer!
You're also still uncircumcised. And where ever there's foreskin,
there's SMEGMA!
*Where there is a fundamentalist, there is insanity
> That sounds like Satan, who is your lord and master.
No. You're the one what worships the devil - and serves him thru his
Queer Agenda!
*The Devil is a Christian anti-god.
> Republican Good Old Boy Government Says:
>
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Social Security
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Medicare
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to provide health care to ALL Americans
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to help out Americans losing their homes
> We don't have ENOUGH MONEY to help all our veterans returning from war
> BUT
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Bears Stearns
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out AIG
> We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to pay for an unnecessary TRILLION DOLLAR > war
> When the LITTLE GUY needs help, they scornfully say, "GET A JOB!"
> But when one of their BIG GUY CRONIES from the COUNTRY CLUB FIRST
> need a bailout, what do they say?
> "LET ME GET MY CHECK BOOK!"
You know what, Bill. I totally agree with you there. We all know the
Demo(n)crats don't got no real answers neither - as Obama "Tele
Prompter" Nation shows every day. That's why we need a Holy Bible
Based THEOCRACY in this country - and now.
*Not going to happen; we are already reviving the ATS, a Lesbian
force(Anti-Theocracy Sapphists) to oppose you.
Today is the Lord's Circumcision Day. Why not get a clue and get that
smegma problem o' your'n took care of TODAY?
*I thought that uncut men turned you on. The Bard sends her best, by the
way, she's getting married soon..to a woman.
God will punish you -
*No, she won't.
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
God's Own True
Smeg Head
*I wonder if there arre letters missing from your sig.....
--
"We are of that generation that so changed the world that future days and
nights can never be the same."
The Lesbians
"Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:57139fc3-5824-4fb9...@o28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 1, 10:57?pm, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> I'm still upset about your recent abortion.
She had an abortion recently?
I know that she didn't want any more kids for a bit and was hoping that
Throw-up, her husband would screw around with some of the other church
ladies-of-the-evening to make his quota.
Was she messing around with Mexicans again?
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Uh... no... that was bobandcarole...
I thought you were the same person with different personality's. Them
things can be hard to tell over the internet. Ain't it amazing how
people can be reduced to a string o' words.
> We've got something of a truce.
> Kinda nice, really. �I even wished him a Happy New Year!
Oh really? Did it involve any kinda hanky panky?
> The one I've got up today? �That one's about two and a half years
> old. �Maybe 3, actually. �We were on our way to a rodeo...
The one with you in the red shirt? Are you a communist?
> Will do!
Just be nice.
I'll pray for you -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A True Christian
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Yeah, I did. �Don't see him...
I didn't mean him exactly - but I can tell you that if'n you wanna add
him insteada me, you can find him by a spelling the name the
traditional Hungarian way. Here's a clue...
http://mek.oszk.hu/00300/00327/
Jesus loves you -
The TRUE Mother Tucker
So good, so Godly, so pure
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> A whole lot more than you do, Max.
I ain't Max. I'm Lurlean. Max is a getting very old now. He may
retire to the old men's home. I on t'other hand am still young and
fresh and vital in my mid twenty's. There's a lot more preaching left
in me - let me tell you.
> So what? �I don't live in Ireland.
You violated God's Holy Law's. Don't you care about that?
> I see you haven't stopped lying yet.
A lying? We established quite clearly that I don't never lie. You
said yourself that there's microscopical bits o' smegma down there in
your pants. I didn't never assert that you had the usual chunks -
although I won't never know for sure 'til such time as I can do a
thorough inspection. I will say that I've fount visible amounts o'
smegma on every uncircumcised ding-a-ling I ever laid eye's on.
> You mean the Godly Queer Agenda? �
No! The Godly Queer Agenda is all about a CURING the homo sexuals of
their strange lusts.
> Yes, I serve the Lord by promoting it. �
Any "lord" what would promote that can only be the devil!
> I'm really happy with the progress we've made so far, even though we've had
> a few setbacks.
Yes. People here in Karloffornia don't want no queer sham marriages.
Thank GOD for that. Massachusetts will soon crumble on accounta its
affair with perversion.
> No, we need a socialist president and more socialist congressmen than Bernie
> Sanders. �This country has gone way too far to the right. �
Well - it may look that-a-way - but I think the country's just been
sold out to the rich and the snooty big wigs what worships money. Do
you know how many company's bring cheap Hindu workers into this nation
just so's they can save money on wages? Will your socialist agenda
solve that problem? I thought you said once that you didn't buy into
socialism any way's. I'm all for increasing taxes on the rich.
> But for now, Obama is doing a pretty good job.
Is that so? Well - he doesn't babble like old George W. Bush did. I
guess you could say he's a decent tele prompter reader. That's bound
to count for something.
> Because I don't have a problem.
De-ni-al.
> Satan will reward you.
I done told you Satan is mortally afeareda me.
> Bushism 8-22:
> "See, we love--we love freedom. �That's what they didn't understand. �They
> hate things; we love things. �They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge,
> we seek justice out of love."
> --Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; August 29, 2002
Why beat that dead horse? What you should be a targeting are alla
them stupid people what voted for Bush in 2004. They need to take on
their share o' the blame for a running this country totally into the
ground!
Judgment Day is a coming soon!
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian
Most Holy Mother Tucker
<Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org> wrote:
> *Where there is a fundamentalist, there is insanity
Why do you say that? True Christians are what made this country
great! We will soon save it all over again. Don't we got every right
to worship the Lord as we see fit? Why would you take that away from
us?
> *The Devil is a Christian anti-god.
No. The devil is Almighty God's arch enemy. Homo sexuals serve Satan
and do his evil bidding ever day. Summa you even has SEX with Satan
at Black Masses!
> *Not going to happen; we are already reviving the ATS, a Lesbian
> force(Anti-Theocracy Sapphists) to oppose you.
Is that so? Well - Our Holy Church just PROVED in another land mark
scientifical study that homo sexuals are way too hedonistic to ever be
able to organize theirself around any cause. All's they want are
cheap thrills!
> *I thought that uncut men turned you on.
Ugh - no! I can't stand the thoughta alla that sickening smegma. I
do get a certain sensa fulfillment outa performing Holy
Circumcisions. Thurgood won't let me do no Holy Clitoridectomy's.
He's afeared some old lezbo will try to attack me. Satan may even
send you to do the job since you're so high in his evil favor.
> The Bard sends her best, by the
> way, she's getting married soon..to a woman.
Oh well - live and let live. It's her life to do with what ever she
pleases. She'll surely find more happiness than she ever could with
Black and Mexican men - or with her magic egg and her four legged
dog. I picked her as an interesting person on Amazon.com a long time
ago. I a'so read all her review's. What did she do for me? Will I
even get an invitation to this so callt wedding?
> *No, she won't.
Let's just wait around and see, shall we?
> *I wonder if there arre letters missing from your sig.....
There ain't none. Are you still a living in sin with two women? You
did admit that in wunna your drunken rants, you know.
I'll pray for you -
DEEPLY depraved though you are!
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian Gospel Witness
Most Holy Mother Tucker
wrote:
> She had an abortion recently?
No! NEVER! I'd cut my own wrists before I let anything like that
ever happen to me. Old Snot Nose is just a quoting from the devil's
fetus murder agenda again. He's a trying to brand me as a hypocrite.
> I know that she didn't want any more kids for a bit and was hoping that
> Throw-up,
That is so rude - specially for an old crone what doesn't even let
decent folk know what her name is - probably Catriona Cunthea-go-rundh
Ni Sheosiacht or something weird like that. My beloved husband's name
is ThurGOOD. That name describes him perfectly.
> her husband would screw
How DARE you accuse my God fearing and �ber-righteous husband of a
doing anything nasty. He is 100% faithful to me. When any other
women is near him, he's got either a scalpel or a hot laser wand in
his hand to put her right again. Oh - and get this - the Mighty Men
cured at total of 186 lezbo's in 2009. That's a record.
> around with some of the other church ladies-of-the-evening
There ain't no such thing in God's ONLY True Church.
> to make his quota.
What a dirty mind you got for such an OLD woman!
> Was she messing around with Mexicans again?
I lead the foreign elements infecting this nation to the Lord. I
don't get involved with them.
Jesus saves sinners just like you ever day!
Reverend Mother Tucker
The Lord's Little Lambkin
The Chief Instigator
On Sat, 2 Jan 2010 13:51:21 -0800 (PST), Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 2, 6:16???am, The Chief Instigator <patr...@io.com> wrote:
>
>> ...like supposedly killing people who someone thought was a sodomite,
>
> We don't do such things in Our Holy Church - which is God's ONLY True
> Church. You see - we got the Cure for the homo sexual lusts, so there
> ain't no need to kill no sodomites. God smites many of 'em with the
> AIDS a'ready. We intervene before that and cure their strange lusts
> so's they can live and please the Lord insteada Satan for a change.
>
>> as one anonymous asshole posted earlier today?
>
> Not everybody what says he's a Christian really is. In Our Holy
> Church we are True Christians - and we hold regular witch hunts to
> weed out anybody what doesn't toe the line for the Lord.
...which makes you anything but a "Christian", with that self-infatuated
opinion of yours.
>> Mother Fucker
>
> You can add ten degree's o' torment to your personal pot hole in hell
> for that.
No such place, not even the town in southeast Michigan with that name.
>> A Fraud "Christian"
>
> No. I am a TRUE Christian. What exactly do YOU think a Christian is
> supposed to be?
A lot more respectable than you've ever gotten within a few parsecs of light
years.
>> Corrected for accuracy.
>
> But you made it TOTALLY inaccurate. You'll have to repent big time to
> be saved from damnation.
No sky pixies up there, kid. Just darkness.
> A praying for all sick sinners -
>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
> God's Little Lamb
The time you waste haranguing those who pick your psychoses apart is time
you can't spend bothering those not as flagrantly deluded as you.
Bill Baker
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote in message news:<1bd39ad1-e51e-405d-
a144-5aa...@c3g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>
> On Jan 2, 3:20pm, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>
>> A whole lot more than you do, Max.
>
> I ain't Max. I'm Lurlean.
Of course you are, Max. I'm sure even the doctors can't tell the difference
by now, right?
> Max is a getting very old now. He may retire to the old men's home. I on
> t'other hand am still young and fresh and vital in my mid twenty's.
> There's a lot more preaching left in me - let me tell you.
Well good for you! I'm sure you'll be providing years of entertainment.
>> So what? I don't live in Ireland.
>
> You violated God's Holy Law's. Don't you care about that?
Why should I care about violating your satanic god's laws?
>> I see you haven't stopped lying yet.
>
> A lying? We established quite clearly that I don't never lie.
No, "we" haven't. In fact, I've caught you in quite a few lies.
> You said yourself that there's microscopical bits o' smegma down there in
> your pants. I didn't never assert that you had the usual chunks -
There's a lie right there. Here's a post where you say that I had them:
news:1118286170....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
> although I won't never know for sure 'til such time as I can do a
> thorough inspection. I will say that I've fount visible amounts o'
> smegma on every uncircumcised ding-a-ling I ever laid eye's on.
So you admit you may have been wrong about me?
>> You mean the Godly Queer Agenda?
>
> No! The Godly Queer Agenda is all about a CURING the homo sexuals of
> their strange lusts.
For some, yes. It involves allowing same-sex marriage so they can settle
down. Others may not want marriage, but it will be there for them if they
want it.
>> Yes, I serve the Lord by promoting it.
>
> Any "lord" what would promote that can only be the devil!
No, that would be your lord.
>> I'm really happy with the progress we've made so far, even though we've
>> had a few setbacks.
>
> Yes. People here in Karloffornia don't want no queer sham marriages.
But it was closer than it was ten years ago. Within five years a bill
legalizing same-sex marriage will be able to sail through the way it should
have in 2008.
> Thank GOD for that. Massachusetts will soon crumble on accounta its
> affair with perversion.
How soon is soon? It's been legal there for about six years now. I'd say
within the next ten years even some southern states may allow it.
Especially if the Godly Queer Agenda goes as it has been going.
>> No, we need a socialist president and more socialist congressmen than
>> Bernie Sanders. This country has gone way too far to the right.
>
> Well - it may look that-a-way - but I think the country's just been
> sold out to the rich and the snooty big wigs what worships money. Do
> you know how many company's bring cheap Hindu workers into this nation
> just so's they can save money on wages? Will your socialist agenda
> solve that problem? I thought you said once that you didn't buy into
> socialism any way's. I'm all for increasing taxes on the rich.
A country can't be 100% socialist and expect to survive. The same goes for
a country being 100% capitalist. We came to the brink with how far to the
right the country moved over the last eight years.
>> But for now, Obama is doing a pretty good job.
>
> Is that so? Well - he doesn't babble like old George W. Bush did. I
> guess you could say he's a decent tele prompter reader. That's bound
> to count for something.
If reading a TelePrompTer was all that was needed to get elected, Sarah
Palin would now be our vice president.
>> Because I don't have a problem.
>
> De-ni-al.
Oh, so you know for sure that I have a problem? How? Do you creep into my
home late at night and inspect me while I'm asleep? Do you have to use a
microscope or an infrared lens?
>> Satan will reward you.
>
> I done told you Satan is mortally afeareda me.
Whatever that word is, it must mean he loves your work. I can certainly see
why.
>> Bushism 8-22:
>> "See, we love--we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand.
>> They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek
>> revenge, we seek justice out of love."
>> --Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; August 29, 2002
>
> Why beat that dead horse?
Why not? I find those sayings funny.
> What you should be a targeting are alla them stupid people what voted for
> Bush in 2004. They need to take on their share o' the blame for a running
> this country totally into the ground!
Whatever happened to "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do?"
> Judgment Day is a coming soon!
Yes, when the Supreme Court judges rule that same-sex marriage must be
recognized in the U.S.
--
Bushism 6-1:
"By the way, we rank tenth amongst the industrialized world in broadband
technology and its availability. That's not good enough for America. Tenth
is ten spots too low, as far as I'm concerned."
--Minneapolis, Minnesota; April 26, 2004
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Of course you are, Max. �
No - I am ONLY Mother Lurlean Tucker. I don't know why you fight me
so much. I am a good woman. I don't never hurt nobody. I help
people find Jesus, get over their addictions and get ridda their
perverted queer lusts. And how DARE you paraphrase my True Gospel
Preaching in your Google Groups profile! Can't you thinka nothing of
your own to say?
> I'm sure even the doctors can't tell the difference by now, right?
You mean my obstetrician? Thurgood takes care o' alla my other
ailments.
> Well good for you! �I'm sure you'll be providing years of entertainment.
I'm a gonna start a charging by the minute too.
> Why should I care about violating your satanic god's laws?
I mean the One True Lord. According to the Holy Bible - you're a
going straight to hell. I done seen your personal pot hole up on
Venus.
> No, "we" haven't. �In fact, I've caught you in quite a few lies.
Them wasn't real lie's - just misunderstandings on your part. You
can't blame me for nunna them.
> There's a lie right there. �Here's a post where you say that I had them:
>
> news:1118286170....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
I said you PROBABLY had them - not that you definitely did. See how
you twist my words around and around alla the time? The fact is that
I don't NEVER lie about nothing. Truth might as wel be my middle
name.
> So you admit you may have been wrong about me?
It's remotely possible that you don't got no visible smegma - but that
would make you an exception to the rules.
> For some, yes. �
God wants ALLLLL queers to get the Cure and surrender to the Lord
Jesus.
> It involves allowing same-sex marriage so they can settle
> down. �
No. Queer sham marriage is a mockery o' the Real Thing. God will
smite marriage mockers with boils and emerods.
> Others may not want marriage, but it will be there for them if they
> want it.
So will the AIDS and the herpes and the chlamydia - all ripe for the
taking. Who knows what new killer germ is a hurtling thru space right
now on the lastest cargo asteroid from the Spiral Nebula Ganna too?
There could even be a smegma seeking kind with your name wrote all
over it.
> No, that would be your lord.
No. I serve Jesus Christ. He blesses my ministry ever day for a
doing so much good for Him.
> But it was closer than it was ten years ago. �Within five years a bill
> legalizing same-sex marriage will be able to sail through the way it should
> have in 2008.
Not lessen the illegal Mexicans are turnt away for good. They vote
conservative on the orders o' their wicked Roman Catholic priests.
Mosta your new Hindu's a'so vote no on alla the queer issue's.
> How soon is soon? �It's been legal there for about six years now. �
And they are a getting more cold and more snow there every year. Soon
Boston will be froze over the whole year thru.
> I'd say within the next ten years even some southern
Southern
> states may allow it. �
Maybe Georgia - but NEVER Godly Mississippi.
> Especially if the Godly
You mean God-LESS
> Queer Agenda goes as it has been going.
It's denounced in every Baptist, Catholic, Nazarene and Pentecostal
Church in the country - and mosta the others too. The Orthodox Jew's
are opposed to queer sin too.
> A country can't be 100% socialist and expect to survive. �The same goes for
> a country being 100% capitalist. �We came to the brink with how far to the
> right the country moved over the last eight years.
That only benefitted the rich and the immigrant community's. I
preached against the evils of George W. Bush since 1999.
> If reading a TelePrompTer was all that was needed to get elected, Sarah
> Palin would now be our vice president.
No. She's got too many skeletons in her closet. Did you see them
nearly nude photo's of Levi Johnston? Does he turn you on? There was
a discussion on the New Sodom Chronicle blog about whether he was
uncircumcised or not. I did not take part in it. I answered a survey
later that said he wouldn't pose totally nude in them. I was sure
right about that too, HUH?
> Oh, so you know for sure that I have a problem? �
I ain't seen an uncircumcised man yet that didn't have smegma.
> How? �Do you creep into my home late at night and inspect me while I'm
> asleep? �
I think you know the answer to that question. I did ask men outside a
coupla different gay bars in the middle of the country - where the
queers tell you you're cute, at least according to your version o' the
story - if'n they knew a computer geek nama Bill Baker what hated True
Religion and if'n he had any smegma. At least ten said yes.
> Do you have to use a microscope or an infrared lens?
Usually just a regular magnifying glass is enough if'n the man's got a
teeny weenie. I got a microscope if'n I need one though down in the
Holy Church's crime lab.
> Whatever that word is, it must mean he loves your work. �I can certainly see
> why.
It's the way we say "afraid of" in Mississippi Country English.
> Why not? �I find those sayings funny.
I find smegma disgusting - but I can't force all men to get their simy
foreskins removed. Yet.
> Whatever happened to "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do?"
If'n they genuinely didn't know, God will forgive them. Enough knew
well enough they were a saying no to God's Special Plan for Holy
Theocracy.
> Yes, when the Supreme Court judges rule that same-sex marriage must be
> recognized in the U.S.
Antonin Scalia would have a heart attack first!
> Bushism 6-1:
> "By the way, we rank tenth amongst the industrialized world in broadband
> technology and its availability. �That's not good enough for America. �Tenth
> is ten spots too low, as far as I'm concerned."
> --Minneapolis, Minnesota; April 26, 2004
Have some compassion for the insane.
In prayer for sinners what can still be saved -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A True Christian Gospel Witness
Bill Baker
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> On Jan 2, 7:37pm, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>
>> Of course you are, Max.
>
> No - I am ONLY Mother Lurlean Tucker.
If that's what you want people to think, Max.
> I don't know why you fight me so much.
Fight you? I'm entertained by you!
> I am a good woman. I don't never hurt nobody. I help people find Jesus,
> get over their addictions and get ridda their perverted queer lusts.
Yes, I find that very entertaining!
> And how DARE you paraphrase my True Gospel Preaching in your Google Groups
> profile! Can't you thinka nothing of your own to say?
Can't you? How original is "Turn now or BURN forever!"?
>> I'm sure even the doctors can't tell the difference by now, right?
>
> You mean my obstetrician? Thurgood takes care o' alla my other
> ailments.
Hm. I thought that with Thurgood's experience with whacking off other
people's privates that he'd be the one to do your sexual reassignment
surgery, Max.
>> Well good for you! I'm sure you'll be providing years of entertainment.
>
> I'm a gonna start a charging by the minute too.
You mean like the phone sex people?
>> Why should I care about violating your satanic god's laws?
>
> I mean the One True Lord. According to the Holy Bible - you're a
> going straight to hell. I done seen your personal pot hole up on
> Venus.
Fascinating.
>> No, "we" haven't. In fact, I've caught you in quite a few lies.
>
> Them wasn't real lie's - just misunderstandings on your part. You
> can't blame me for nunna them.
Oh, of course. You're never to blame for any of your lies.
>> There's a lie right there. Here's a post where you say that I had them:
>>
>> news:1118286170....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
>
> I said you PROBABLY had them - not that you definitely did.
No, the exact quote is "The old Smeg Mouth probably wants to defile me with
his smegma chunks." The "probably" had to do with me wanting to defile you,
not with whether or not you thought I had smegma chunks.
> See how you twist my words around and around alla the time?
I definitely see how you try to lie your way out of things.
> The fact is that I don't NEVER lie about nothing.
There's another lie right there.
> Truth might as wel be my middle name.
Perhaps ironically.
>> So you admit you may have been wrong about me?
>
> It's remotely possible that you don't got no visible smegma - but that
> would make you an exception to the rules.
I've always been unique that way.
>> For some, yes.
>
> God wants ALLLLL queers to get the Cure and surrender to the Lord
> Jesus.
If by "the Cure" you mean the right to same-sex marriage, I agree.
>> It involves allowing same-sex marriage so they can settle
>> down.
>
> No. Queer sham marriage is a mockery o' the Real Thing. God will
> smite marriage mockers with boils and emerods.
I guess your satanic god hates to see people happy, huh?
>> Others may not want marriage, but it will be there for them if they
>> want it.
>
> So will the AIDS and the herpes and the chlamydia - all ripe for the
> taking.
Oh, sure. Anyone who sleeps around is bound to get some disease.
> Who knows what new killer germ is a hurtling thru space right
> now on the lastest cargo asteroid from the Spiral Nebula Ganna too?
Probably none, since there is no such nebula.
> There could even be a smegma seeking kind with your name wrote all
> over it.
Well then I'll just have to stay clean.
>> No, that would be your lord.
>
> No. I serve Jesus Christ. He blesses my ministry ever day for a
> doing so much good for Him.
I'm sure Satan does bless your ministry. I would too if I were him.
>> But it was closer than it was ten years ago. Within five years a bill
>> legalizing same-sex marriage will be able to sail through the way it
>> should have in 2008.
>
> Not lessen the illegal Mexicans are turnt away for good. They vote
> conservative on the orders o' their wicked Roman Catholic priests.
> Mosta your new Hindu's a'so vote no on alla the queer issue's.
A survey done shortly after the election showed that enough people had
changed their mind to where proposition 8 wouldn't have passed.
>> How soon is soon? It's been legal there for about six years now.
>
> And they are a getting more cold and more snow there every year. Soon
> Boston will be froze over the whole year thru.
Global warming will make sure that doesn't happen.
>> I'd say within the next ten years even some southern
>
> Southern
That's what I said, southern.
>> states may allow it.
>
> Maybe Georgia - but NEVER Godly Mississippi.
Mississippi might have to wait until the inevitable Supreme Court ruling.
>> Especially if the Godly
>
> You mean God-LESS
Perhaps in your case but not in mine.
>> Queer Agenda goes as it has been going.
>
> It's denounced in every Baptist, Catholic, Nazarene and Pentecostal
> Church in the country - and mosta the others too. The Orthodox Jew's
> are opposed to queer sin too.
Anyone against the Godly Queer Agenda is just serving Satan anyway.
>> A country can't be 100% socialist and expect to survive. The same goes
>> for a country being 100% capitalist. We came to the brink with how far
>> to the right the country moved over the last eight years.
>
> That only benefitted the rich and the immigrant community's. I
> preached against the evils of George W. Bush since 1999.
Too bad you didn't convince people who counted to vote against him.
>> If reading a TelePrompTer was all that was needed to get elected, Sarah
>> Palin would now be our vice president.
>
> No. She's got too many skeletons in her closet.
But if reading a TelePrompTer was all that was needed she would now be our
vice president no matter how many skeletons in her closet.
> Did you see them nearly nude photo's of Levi Johnston?
Nope. Did you?
> Does he turn you on?
Not really. He's not my type.
> There was a discussion on the New Sodom Chronicle blog about whether he
> was uncircumcised or not. I did not take part in it. I answered a survey
> later that said he wouldn't pose totally nude in them. I was sure
> right about that too, HUH?
If you say so.
>> Oh, so you know for sure that I have a problem?
>
> I ain't seen an uncircumcised man yet that didn't have smegma.
You must see a lot of very dirty uncircumcised men.
>> How? Do you creep into my home late at night and inspect me while I'm
>> asleep?
>
> I think you know the answer to that question. I did ask men outside a
> coupla different gay bars in the middle of the country - where the
> queers tell you you're cute, at least according to your version o' the
> story - if'n they knew a computer geek nama Bill Baker what hated True
> Religion and if'n he had any smegma. At least ten said yes.
And how do you know they were talking about me? Or that they were even
telling the truth? After all, you say that homosexuals lie.
>> Do you have to use a microscope or an infrared lens?
>
> Usually just a regular magnifying glass is enough if'n the man's got a
> teeny weenie. I got a microscope if'n I need one though down in the
> Holy Church's crime lab.
So you admit you'd need a microscope to see any smegma I might have?
>> Whatever that word is, it must mean he loves your work. I can certainly
>> see why.
>
> It's the way we say "afraid of" in Mississippi Country English.
Well that can't be right since you're doing Satan's bidding.
>> Why not? I find those sayings funny.
>
> I find smegma disgusting - but I can't force all men to get their simy
> foreskins removed. Yet.
Ever.
>> Whatever happened to "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they
>> do?"
>
> If'n they genuinely didn't know, God will forgive them.
And only God knows if they genuinely didn't know. It's not my place to
judge them.
> Enough knew well enough they were a saying no to God's Special Plan for
> Holy Theocracy.
Well that's probably a good thing.
>> Yes, when the Supreme Court judges rule that same-sex marriage must be
>> recognized in the U.S.
>
> Antonin Scalia would have a heart attack first!
That may happen. He's pretty old and from the looks of him he probably
doesn't eat all that healthy. Rush Limbaugh had one, didn't he?
>> Bushism 6-1:
>> "By the way, we rank tenth amongst the industrialized world in broadband
>> technology and its availability. That's not good enough for America.
>> Tenth is ten spots too low, as far as I'm concerned."
>> --Minneapolis, Minnesota; April 26, 2004
>
> Have some compassion for the insane.
Oh, I do. That doesn't mean I can't laugh at them. You're the perfect
example.
--
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
> If that's what you want people to think, Max.
I AIN'T Max. Please call me Lurlean. If'n you wanna get all friendly
with Max, go find him on Facebook. He posts in Esperanto to attract a
world wide - and worldly - following. You'll find out he's totally
different from me. He's all for the queer sham marriages - for
example. I think he even performed a few of 'em for other white Jew's
back when that was allowed. He even thinks it's OK for Jew's and
gentiles to get married - in spita what the Holy Bible says on the
subject. He says he only published Holy Queen Henrietta's sermonettes
to prove a point to a groupa what he calls "homo phobes" some wheres
back east. Apparently a family he knew a long time ago drove two
queer kids away and made their lives hell when they came outa the
shame closet. He says he wanted to teach them a lesson about narrow
mindedness and prejudice. Naturally he was wrong. These people were
God fearing Baptists what done the right thing by a cutting off their
queer kids. I think their real father was the devil any way's - not
the good man that brung them up.
> Fight you? �I'm entertained by you!
A calling me a liar alla the time when it's obvious I'm committed to
the Truth is what I call a fighting me. If'n you really cared about
me you'd help $upport my ministry.
> Yes, I find that very entertaining!
It's supposed to make you feel guilty and ashamed - not amused.
> Can't you? �How original is "Turn now or BURN forever!"?
It's more original than Brother Fred Phelps version.
> Hm. �I thought that with Thurgood's experience with whacking off other
> people's privates
He doesn't never do that. He PURIFIES the genitals of fallen people.
> that he'd be the one to do your sexual reassignment
> surgery, Max.
Number 1 - I AIN'T max - I'm Lurlean. Number 2 - I was born a woman.
ex changes are completely forbidden in Our Holy Church. Anybody what
feels like they belong to a different sex is obviously possessed by
demons. Onced they get all exorcised, the desire to be another sex
disappears.
> You mean like the phone sex people?
I wouldn't know about that. I know there's pastors what charge for
their advice by the minute.
> Fascinating.
That's what Mr. Spock says about alien things. When you get to hell
you'll be a crying out "No! No! Ouch! Please! Forgive me! I
didn't mean to do it! Oh - why wasn't I nicer to that sweet
Lurlean?" Mark my words!
> Oh, of course. �You're never to blame for any of your lies.
There ain't none to blame nobody for. Simply put - I don't never lie.
> No, the exact quote is "The old Smeg Mouth probably wants to defile me with
> his smegma chunks." �The "probably" had to do with me wanting to defile you,
> not with whether or not you thought I had smegma chunks.
No. The adverb "probably" makes the whole sentence hypothetical. I
will admit that I sure thought you had smegmatical chunks like
virtually ALL other uncircumcised men. Maybe I'm wrong - but I want
proof before I change my mind completely.
> I definitely see how you try to lie your way out of things.
I told you I don't NEVER lie about nothing - nothing!
> There's another lie right there.
No it ain't. I A'WAY'S tell the Full Gospel Truth.
> Perhaps ironically.
No - literally - on accounta every word what comes outa my mouth is
the Truth. I preach straight from the Holy Gospel.
> I've always been unique that way.
Why? Is your weenie extra teeny?
> If by "the Cure" you mean the right to same-sex marriage, I agree.
No way! I mean the CURE for their weird sexual lusts. God wants to
straighten out the queers.
> I guess your satanic god hates to see people happy, huh?
I worship the One True Lord - not Satan - who you serve ever day.
Almighty God doesn't want people to derive no kinda happiness from
sin. There's much greater fulfillment in a doing the Lord's Will.
God wants queers to get straightened out.
> Oh, sure. �Anyone who sleeps around is bound to get some disease.
And most queers sleep around. The only one's what don't are old,
ugly, fat, sick, dirt poor or crazy. A lotta the one's what falls
into them category's screw around too - with other misfits and/or
peoplet hey can pay or trick for sexual favors.
> Probably none, since there is no such nebula.
It's a spiral nebula and I told you all where it is.
> Well then I'll just have to stay clean.
The only fool proof way to do that is to get circumcised.
> I'm sure Satan does bless your ministry. �I would too if I were him.
I told you Satan RUNS from me in terror on accounta I'm so good.
> A survey done shortly after the election showed that enough people had
> changed their mind to where proposition 8 wouldn't have passed.
That survey was done only in the queer community. Most people in
small towns are opposed to queer sham marriage.
> Global warming will make sure that doesn't happen.
No. The ice in Greenland will melt and Massachusetts will be
flooded. Haw! Haw! Haw! Praise the Lord for Judgment done!
> That's what I said, southern.
You need to capitalize the names o' God fearing regions like that one.
> Mississippi might have to wait until the inevitable Supreme Court ruling.
It may a'so split off again like it did onced before.
> Perhaps in your case but not in mine.
The Queer Agena was wrote by Satan hisself to destroy America!
> Anyone against the Godly Queer Agenda is just serving Satan anyway.
That's what Satan wants you to believe. Are you involved in a queer
marriage yourself? I actually know a coupla queers what mocked
marriage - mostly your lezbo's but a coupla queer men too. They
really ain't bad people - at least on the surface. They don't screw
around or go to bars ever night or read porno story's to their kids.
They even stopped a smoking dope! They do things just like straight
couples do. Some people might say the queer marriage makes a
difference - but I don't believe it. The Lord told me these are evil
people in spite of apearances to the contrary.
> Too bad you didn't convince people who counted to vote against him.
Didn't nobody in Our Holy Church ever vote for him. It was forbidden!
> But if reading a TelePrompTer was all that was needed she would now be our
> vice president no matter how many skeletons in her closet.
I don't think so. She's too obviously a hypocrite. Obama Nation
ain;t necessarily a hypocrite.
> Nope. �Did you?
Yes. They were disgusting.
> Not really. �He's not my type.
What is your type? Big and BLACK???
> If you say so.
Ever thing I say is True. You can believe that.
> You must see a lot of very dirty uncircumcised men.
Ain't they all dirty? Foreskins are slimy things. Even Samuel
Beckett said so.
> And how do you know they were talking about me? �
I can't be sure. If'n you'll tell me where you live I'll do more
careful research. I was in Youngstown, Akron, Columbus, Cincinnati,
Louisville, Indianapolis, Fort Wayne, Gary, Chicago, Evanston,
Detroit, Ann Arbor, Kalamazoo, Racine, Milwaukee and Madison. Many
came to Jesus in the steps I walked.
> Or that they were even telling the truth? �
If'n queers think there's a sexual pay off involved, they'll tell the
truth.
> After all, you say that homosexuals lie.
In tequila veritas.
> So you admit you'd need a microscope to see any smegma I might have?
That's very likely. It's still possible that there's visible chunks
down there that you just refuse to see.
> Well that can't be right since you're doing Satan's bidding.
You KNOW I ain't a doing no such thing. You admitted you lie - as if
that ain't as plain as day!
> Ever.
Just you wait 'til Holy Queen Henrietta comes into power! Your filthy
foreskin will FALL to her righteous sword!
> And only God knows if they genuinely didn't know. �It's not my place to
> judge them.
It's my place to find out what they knew and what they didn't know.
> Well that's probably a good thing.
They will suffer for a making the wrong choice.
> That may happen. �He's pretty old and from the looks of him he probably
> doesn't eat all that healthy. �Rush Limbaugh had one, didn't he?
Rush Limbaugh's a'so a pill popper. I don' t think the good Mr.
Scalia will have that problem. And what about the Chief Justice. I
can't see him a whoring after no queers neither by a granting them
special privileges to mock marriage.
> Oh, I do. �That doesn't mean I can't laugh at them. �
But do you think that's the moral thing to do?
> You're the perfect example.
What makes you think I'm insane? And if'n I am, don't I deserve
compassion? hat do you think my particular illness is? Paranoid
schizophrenia? Tripolar disorder? Multiple personality's? Why can't
you send me money so's I can get cured - IF'N I really got any such
ailment.
> Hard drive dead?
> Bring it back to life with SpinRite!
Please don't post sex ads on my Gospel threads.
Deep in prayer for sinners what can still be saved -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A Holy Woman of God
juanjo
> On Saturday January 2 2010 18:15, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote in
> message news:<c6f2c999-5420-4fc6-8eca-
> e8c30c614...@21g2000yqj.googlegroups.com>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 2, 6:13 pm, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >> On Jan 2, 4:57 pm, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-tuc...@wowmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > On Jan 2, 10:18 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> >> > <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > Another Snot Nose incarnation.
>
> >> Uh... no... that was bobandcarole... We've got something of a truce.
> >> Kinda nice, really. I even wished him a Happy New Year!
>
> >> > I wish you wouldn't drag your
> >> > delusions over on to my Holy Gospel threads. Ain't there enough web
> >> > sites for perverts a'ready.
>
> >> > How OLD is that picture of you on Face Book any way, Snot Nose?
>
> >> The one I've got up today? That one's about two and a half years
> >> old. Maybe 3, actually. We were on our way to a rodeo...
>
> >> > Add me as a friend if'n you wanna.
>
> >> Will do!
>
> > Oh, hey, I don't see you on FB...
>
> Try looking under her real name, Max Varazslo.
>
Yiou can also review her listing here: http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Max_Varazslo
juanjo
> message news:<c6f2c999-5420-4fc6-8eca-
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>
>
>
> > On Jan 2, 6:13 pm, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >> On Jan 2, 4:57 pm, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-tuc...@wowmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > On Jan 2, 10:18 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> >> > <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > Another Snot Nose incarnation.
>
> >> Uh... no... that was bobandcarole... We've got something of a truce.
> >> Kinda nice, really. I even wished him a Happy New Year!
>
> >> > I wish you wouldn't drag your
> >> > delusions over on to my Holy Gospel threads. Ain't there enough web
> >> > sites for perverts a'ready.
>
> >> > How OLD is that picture of you on Face Book any way, Snot Nose?
>
> >> The one I've got up today? That one's about two and a half years
> >> old. Maybe 3, actually. We were on our way to a rodeo...
>
> >> > Add me as a friend if'n you wanna.
>
> >> Will do!
>
> > Oh, hey, I don't see you on FB...
>
> Try looking under her real name, Max Varazslo.
>
http://www.taxexemptworld.com/organization.asp?tn=1349780 with his
Church of the Metamorphosis
juanjo
> message news:<c6f2c999-5420-4fc6-8eca-
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>
>
>
> > On Jan 2, 6:13 pm, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
> >> On Jan 2, 4:57 pm, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-tuc...@wowmail.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > On Jan 2, 10:18 am, Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> >> > <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > Another Snot Nose incarnation.
>
> >> Uh... no... that was bobandcarole... We've got something of a truce.
> >> Kinda nice, really. I even wished him a Happy New Year!
>
> >> > I wish you wouldn't drag your
> >> > delusions over on to my Holy Gospel threads. Ain't there enough web
> >> > sites for perverts a'ready.
>
> >> > How OLD is that picture of you on Face Book any way, Snot Nose?
>
> >> The one I've got up today? That one's about two and a half years
> >> old. Maybe 3, actually. We were on our way to a rodeo...
>
> >> > Add me as a friend if'n you wanna.
>
> >> Will do!
>
> > Oh, hey, I don't see you on FB...
>
> Try looking under her real name, Max Varazslo.
He has occasionally made the papers as well: From the Seattle Times
An Unholy Row In San Francisco -- Christians Target Pagan Revelers
By Miranda Ewell
Knight-Ridder Newspapers
SAN FRANCISCO - Pink Jesus strutted up and down the sidewalk, clad
only in delicate pink high heels and a loincloth made of stars and
stripes. With a pouting lower lip and a suggestive wiggle of his hips,
he threw his arms around Scarlet Harlot in her tinsel wig and Sister
Sadie, the Rabbi Lady, in his sequined nun's habit.
Thousands of homosexuals, costumed in the bright and dark rags of
their passion, raged and raged again at an army of Christian ``prayer
warriors'' who vowed to do battle with the spirit of Satan in this
city on the most holy night of the pagan year.
The clash that many feared would turn violent turned out to be mostly
a terrible sound and fury. Each side drowned out the other, so it
could hear only itself.
Roaring chants and hurling eggs, homosexuals set up a thundering,
shrieking din that rattled and shook the doors of the Civic Center
auditorium where televangelist Larry Lea and his followers prayed
equally loudly for the souls of those outside.
Hundreds of tense, riot-helmeted police separated the two groups, each
accusing the other of ungodly hatred.
``I rebuke you! I rebuke you!'' shouted Mike Obils, a prayer warrior
from San Jose. ``You're an abomination to the Lord!''
``Racist, sexist, anti-gay, born-again bigots, go away!'' screamed Max
Varazslo, a San Francisco bisexual dressed as the devil.
It was a night of surprising reversals.
Outrageously swathed homosexuals gawked, taunted and laughed at
conventionally dressed fundamentalists, who suddenly looked out of
place in a city that flaunts its pagan delights.
``Bring back the lions!'' militant homosexuals roared, invoking a
bloody spectacle from the past.
``Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!'' Christians chanted, invoking Christ's
name like a New Age mantra.
And it was a night of strange symmetry.
Inside Brooks Hall, thousands screamed, sang, chanted and cried,
stamping their feet, flinging up their arms.
Outside, thousands screamed, sang, chanted and cried, stamping their
feet, flinging up their arms.
A preacher intent on saving souls could not have conjured up a more
shocking vision for religious folk braced for shocking visions that
left an impression Hollywood was in charge.
Nancy Reyes, a Pentecostal Christian from Santa Rosa, looked at them
as she walked into the auditorium and said with the conviction of
those who believe, ``The evil powers will be broken in San Francisco
tonight.''
Lea, a Pentecostal preacher from Texas, stirred up a firestorm with
his announcement earlier this month that he and his followers intended
to reverse the curse of perversion in the city on its traditional
night of revelry and debauchery. But, urged by other San Francisco
church leaders to back away from a full-blown confrontation, Lea's
ministry dropped plans to parade to the Castro District and decided to
stay inside.
juanjo
wrote:
> On Jan 2, 3:20 pm, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>
> > A whole lot more than you do, Max.
>
> I ain't Max. I'm Lurlean. Max is a getting very old now. He may
> retire to the old men's home. I on t'other hand am still young and
> fresh and vital in my mid twenty's. There's a lot more preaching left
> in me - let me tell you.
>
Max dear, you should not go that way about yourself. You aren't even
that old. I don't think you have hit 50 yet have you? Did you move
from Montezuma Street or do you still live there?
juanjo
wrote:
> On Jan 2, 4:21 pm, "The Lesbians" <Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org>
> wrote:
>
> > She had an abortion recently?
>
> No! NEVER! I'd cut my own wrists before I let anything like that
> ever happen to me.
Suicide is a mortal sin Max.
Bill Baker
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> On Jan 3, 6:18am, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>
>> If that's what you want people to think, Max.
>
> I AIN'T Max. Please call me Lurlean.
So the surgery was successful?
> If'n you wanna get all friendly with Max, go find him on Facebook. He
> posts in Esperanto to attract a world wide - and worldly - following.
> You'll find out he's totally different from me. He's all for the queer
> sham marriages - for example. I think he even performed a few of 'em for
> other white Jew's back when that was allowed. He even thinks it's OK for
> Jew's and gentiles to get married - in spita what the Holy Bible says on
> the subject. He says he only published Holy Queen Henrietta's sermonettes
> to prove a point to a groupa what he calls "homo phobes" some wheres
> back east. Apparently a family he knew a long time ago drove two
> queer kids away and made their lives hell when they came outa the
> shame closet. He says he wanted to teach them a lesson about narrow
> mindedness and prejudice. Naturally he was wrong. These people were
> God fearing Baptists what done the right thing by a cutting off their
> queer kids. I think their real father was the devil any way's - not
> the good man that brung them up.
If you say so, Max.
>> Fight you? I'm entertained by you!
>
> A calling me a liar alla the time when it's obvious I'm committed to
> the Truth is what I call a fighting me. If'n you really cared about
> me you'd help $upport my ministry.
I call you a liar because you are a liar. And why should I send any money
to you if you're just giving it away for free?
>> Yes, I find that very entertaining!
>
> It's supposed to make you feel guilty and ashamed - not amused.
I don't feel guilt for things I don't believe are wrong.
>> Can't you? How original is "Turn now or BURN forever!"?
>
> It's more original than Brother Fred Phelps version.
Not really because he at least has those funny pictures of stick people
having sex and he has the word "fag" at least three or four times on each
sign.
>> Hm. I thought that with Thurgood's experience with whacking off other
>> people's privates
>
> He doesn't never do that. He PURIFIES the genitals of fallen people.
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
>> that he'd be the one to do your sexual reassignment
>> surgery, Max.
>
> Number 1 - I AIN'T max - I'm Lurlean. Number 2 - I was born a woman.
I'm sure you believe that now, Max.
> ex changes are completely forbidden in Our Holy Church. Anybody what
> feels like they belong to a different sex is obviously possessed by
> demons. Onced they get all exorcised, the desire to be another sex
> disappears.
Especially when Thurgood whacks off their genitals. Or does he just whack
himself off?
>> You mean like the phone sex people?
>
> I wouldn't know about that. I know there's pastors what charge for
> their advice by the minute.
I would think that talking to phone sex people would be more interesting.
>> Fascinating.
>
> That's what Mr. Spock says about alien things. When you get to hell
> you'll be a crying out "No! No! Ouch! Please! Forgive me! I
> didn't mean to do it! Oh - why wasn't I nicer to that sweet
> Lurlean?" Mark my words!
Then I'd better have my fun now while I can, don't you think?
>> Oh, of course. You're never to blame for any of your lies.
>
> There ain't none to blame nobody for. Simply put - I don't never lie.
There's another lie right there. You're really piling them up!
>> No, the exact quote is "The old Smeg Mouth probably wants to defile me
>> with his smegma chunks." The "probably" had to do with me wanting to
>> defile you, not with whether or not you thought I had smegma chunks.
>
> No. The adverb "probably" makes the whole sentence hypothetical. I
> will admit that I sure thought you had smegmatical chunks like
> virtually ALL other uncircumcised men. Maybe I'm wrong - but I want
> proof before I change my mind completely.
But it's much more entertaining to see you obsess over my penis.
>> I definitely see how you try to lie your way out of things.
>
> I told you I don't NEVER lie about nothing - nothing!
There's another lie.
>> There's another lie right there.
>
> No it ain't. I A'WAY'S tell the Full Gospel Truth.
Except when you post here.
>> Perhaps ironically.
>
> No - literally - on accounta every word what comes outa my mouth is
> the Truth. I preach straight from the Holy Gospel.
The gospel of the devil, you mean.
>> I've always been unique that way.
>
> Why?
I'm just special, I guess.
> Is your weenie extra teeny?
You'll never know. :)
>> If by "the Cure" you mean the right to same-sex marriage, I agree.
>
> No way! I mean the CURE for their weird sexual lusts. God wants to
> straighten out the queers.
And get them into same-sex marriages!
>> I guess your satanic god hates to see people happy, huh?
>
> I worship the One True Lord - not Satan - who you serve ever day.
> Almighty God doesn't want people to derive no kinda happiness from
> sin. There's much greater fulfillment in a doing the Lord's Will.
> God wants queers to get straightened out.
Yep, he wants them to get married to the man they love.
>> Oh, sure. Anyone who sleeps around is bound to get some disease.
>
> And most queers sleep around. The only one's what don't are old,
> ugly, fat, sick, dirt poor or crazy. A lotta the one's what falls
> into them category's screw around too - with other misfits and/or
> peoplet hey can pay or trick for sexual favors.
Sure, a lot of them do. That's why we have to encourage them to get married
and stay married to one same-sex partner so they don't feel the need to go
screwing around all the time.
>> Probably none, since there is no such nebula.
>
> It's a spiral nebula and I told you all where it is.
And it's not there.
>> Well then I'll just have to stay clean.
>
> The only fool proof way to do that is to get circumcised.
I don't need a fool proof way as long as you're nowhere near me.
>> I'm sure Satan does bless your ministry. I would too if I were him.
>
> I told you Satan RUNS from me in terror on accounta I'm so good.
And then he comes back to you disguised as Jesus.
>> A survey done shortly after the election showed that enough people had
>> changed their mind to where proposition 8 wouldn't have passed.
>
> That survey was done only in the queer community. Most people in
> small towns are opposed to queer sham marriage.
It doesn't matter. There were enough people that had voted for it who
changed their mind in the survey to where it wouldn't have passed.
>> Global warming will make sure that doesn't happen.
>
> No. The ice in Greenland will melt and Massachusetts will be
> flooded. Haw! Haw! Haw! Praise the Lord for Judgment done!
If it's flooded, then it won't be frozen, will it?
>> That's what I said, southern.
>
> You need to capitalize the names o' God fearing regions like that one.
no thank you, max i'll just continue to not capitalize it.
>> Mississippi might have to wait until the inevitable Supreme Court ruling.
>
> It may a'so split off again like it did onced before.
Hey, go for it. In fact, I support all far right wingers moving to one
location and seceding from the U.S.
>> Perhaps in your case but not in mine.
>
> The Queer Agena was wrote by Satan hisself to destroy America!
Kind of like how Jesus said that the temple would be torn down and three
days later he would rebuild it?
>> Anyone against the Godly Queer Agenda is just serving Satan anyway.
>
> That's what Satan wants you to believe.
I'm sure you know all about what Satan wants because you're always doing his
bidding.
> Are you involved in a queer marriage yourself? I actually know a coupla
> queers what mocked marriage - mostly your lezbo's but a coupla queer men
> too. They really ain't bad people - at least on the surface. They don't
> screw around or go to bars ever night or read porno story's to their kids.
> They even stopped a smoking dope! They do things just like straight
> couples do. Some people might say the queer marriage makes a
> difference - but I don't believe it. The Lord told me these are evil
> people in spite of apearances to the contrary.
See, that's proof positive that the "lord" you worship is Satan.
>> Too bad you didn't convince people who counted to vote against him.
>
> Didn't nobody in Our Holy Church ever vote for him. It was forbidden!
I was talking about people who counted.
>> But if reading a TelePrompTer was all that was needed she would now be
>> our vice president no matter how many skeletons in her closet.
>
> I don't think so. She's too obviously a hypocrite. Obama Nation
> ain;t necessarily a hypocrite.
So obviously reading from a TelePrompTer isn't all that's necessary.
>> Nope. Did you?
>
> Yes. They were disgusting.
>
>> Not really. He's not my type.
>
> What is your type? Big and BLACK???
Wouldn't you like to know!
>> If you say so.
>
> Ever thing I say is True. You can believe that.
Good joke!
>> You must see a lot of very dirty uncircumcised men.
>
> Ain't they all dirty? Foreskins are slimy things. Even Samuel
> Beckett said so.
Not if they're washed.
>> And how do you know they were talking about me?
>
> I can't be sure. If'n you'll tell me where you live I'll do more
> careful research. I was in Youngstown, Akron, Columbus, Cincinnati,
> Louisville, Indianapolis, Fort Wayne, Gary, Chicago, Evanston,
> Detroit, Ann Arbor, Kalamazoo, Racine, Milwaukee and Madison. Many
> came to Jesus in the steps I walked.
That's good. So they all accept same-sex marriage now? I'm surprised they
didn't end up worshiping Satan like you.
>> Or that they were even telling the truth?
>
> If'n queers think there's a sexual pay off involved, they'll tell the
> truth.
So you had sex with them? Was this pre-op or post-op?
>> After all, you say that homosexuals lie.
>
> In tequila veritas.
So you don't believe them?
>> So you admit you'd need a microscope to see any smegma I might have?
>
> That's very likely. It's still possible that there's visible chunks
> down there that you just refuse to see.
I'd see visible chunks, but not the invisible ones.
>> Well that can't be right since you're doing Satan's bidding.
>
> You KNOW I ain't a doing no such thing. You admitted you lie - as if
> that ain't as plain as day!
Ergo, I'm more trustworthy than you, who refuses to admit you're lying.
>> Ever.
>
> Just you wait 'til Holy Queen Henrietta comes into power! Your filthy
> foreskin will FALL to her righteous sword!
When is that supposed to happen? I want to know when I should move to
another country.
>> And only God knows if they genuinely didn't know. It's not my place to
>> judge them.
>
> It's my place to find out what they knew and what they didn't know.
That'll take an awfully long time. Over 59 million people voted for him.
>> Well that's probably a good thing.
>
> They will suffer for a making the wrong choice.
I'm sure you imagine they will.
>> That may happen. He's pretty old and from the looks of him he probably
>> doesn't eat all that healthy. Rush Limbaugh had one, didn't he?
>
> Rush Limbaugh's a'so a pill popper. I don' t think the good Mr.
> Scalia will have that problem. And what about the Chief Justice. I
> can't see him a whoring after no queers neither by a granting them
> special privileges to mock marriage.
Supreme Court decisions aren't only decided by the Chief Justice.
>> Oh, I do. That doesn't mean I can't laugh at them.
>
> But do you think that's the moral thing to do?
Sure. It's better than hating him.
>> You're the perfect example.
>
> What makes you think I'm insane?
Your posts here.
> And if'n I am, don't I deserve compassion? hat do you think my particular
> illness is? Paranoid schizophrenia? Tripolar disorder? Multiple
> personality's?
Possibly all of the above.
> Why can't you send me money so's I can get cured - IF'N I really got any
> such ailment.
Because you won't use it to get cured by a real doctor. You'll just visit
one of the men in your church/cult that likes to play doctor.
>> Hard drive dead?
>> Bring it back to life with SpinRite!
>
> Please don't post sex ads on my Gospel threads.
What sex ads? Is Thurgood's senility rubbing off on you?
--
Hard drive dead?
Bring it back to life with SpinRite!
Bill Baker
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I know, I was the one who nominated him/her for the 72 Raisins.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Yiou can also review her listing here:
> http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Max_Varazslo
I didn't write that. I don't happen to consider myself a kook - even
though I do belong to the Frank Chu Fan Club. And I'm a separate
person from Max Varazslo. It was Bill Baker - maybe among others -
what kept a nominating old Max as a Usenet Kook. Maybe he is - but I
sure ain't. Any way's - old Max didn't never win no competitive kook
award. According to Bill, he was awarded the "72 Raisins Crack Pot
Religion Award". Max denies he was ever gave any 72 raisins nor no
plaque nor even a certificate. As weird as he is - I'm sure he would
embrace the dishonor.
I on t'other hand am totally different. I love the True Lord Jesus.
I go to Church. I cook, clean, and have baby's for my husband. I
work at the Help Center. I do good works. I heal the sick and
cleanse the lepers and clothe the naked and visit the lonely. WHY ARE
YOU A PERSECUTING ME? What did I ever do to you?
You know, Juanjo - I wrote this long reply to your long rant fulla
Holy Hebrew phrases. My session timed out before I could save it. I
do got two young baby's to take care o'.
You wrote...
> מקס הוא שקרן ידוע לשמצה. לא מאמין לו.
Transliterated, that says "Max hu shakran yadu’ le-shimtzah. Lo
maamin lo." The first part is OK - "yadu’ le-shimtzah" means "known
to shame" - but the second part ain't a prohibition. They don't begin
with "lo." You a'so used the present participle, not the imperative -
so what you were a saying was basically "I don't believe him" - even
though no actual subject was expressed. "Don't believe" is either "al
taamin" (אל תאמין) or, more formal like, "al haamen" (אל האמן). Why
didn't the Lord Jesus talk to you in Angelical Aramaic? That's how he
talks to me.
You a'so wrote:
> זוכר את הציפורים באוויר החיות בשדות
"Zokher et ha-tziporim ba-avir, ha-chayot ba-sadoth".
Again, you start with a participle where an imperative oughta be. And
if'n "ha-chayot ba-sadoth" is supposed to be a parallel object of the
verb "zokher" ("z'khor" is the proper imperative form, at least for a
man), then it needs to be preceded by "v-et". The way you wrote it,
it means "remembering the birds in the air OF the beasts in the
field".
Finally you wrote:
> תודה
> גם אני אוהב אותך
My response follows:
על לא דבר. שלח לי כסף בבקשה
You ain't a trying to cause no trouble for me, are you?
Jesus loves you,
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> He is also found here:
> http://www.taxexemptworld.com/organization.asp?tn=1349780
> with his Church of the Metamorphosis
I wasn't never involved in that church - which was pro queer. Would
you believe that in a 1995 interview in the "SF Weekly" - WAY back
then - old Max told that he performed queer sham marriages. Go
figure. That might be online too.
A praying for you -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Little Lambkin
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> An Unholy Row In San Francisco -- Christians Target Pagan Revelers
And just what else is new?
> By Miranda Ewell
>
> Knight-Ridder Newspapers
>
> SAN FRANCISCO - Pink Jesus strutted up and down the sidewalk,
> clad only in delicate pink high heels and a loincloth made of stars and
> stripes.
Is THAT the phony Jesus you claim to know?
> With a pouting lower lip and a suggestive wiggle of his hips,
> he threw his arms around Scarlet Harlot in her tinsel wig and Sister
> Sadie, the Rabbi Lady, in his sequined nun's habit.
HIS name is Gil and he's Jewish. Why should he dress up like a nun?
> Thousands of homosexuals, costumed in the bright and dark rags of
> their passion, raged and raged again at an army of Christian ``prayer
> warriors'' who vowed to do battle with the spirit of Satan in this
> city on the most holy night of the pagan year.
Is that accurate? Whose side is this woman on any way?
> The clash that many feared would turn violent turned out to be mostly
> a terrible sound and fury. Each side drowned out the other, so it
> could hear only itself.
>
> Roaring chants and hurling eggs, homosexuals set up a thundering,
> shrieking din that rattled and shook the doors of the Civic Center
> auditorium where televangelist Larry Lea and his followers prayed
> equally loudly for the souls of those outside.
From what I heard thru the grape vine, it wasn't only the homo sexuals
what was a protesting. It was the witches and pagans too. Although I
was only a child when that happened - in 1990, mind you - Max started
out with the witches group but then thought they were too tame. So he
walked closer to the battle line and started a protesting with a now
defunct group nama Queer Nation - whose Satanical agenda he signed
that night in his own blood,
> Hundreds of tense, riot-helmeted police separated the two groups,
> each accusing the other of ungodly hatred.
> "I rebuke you! I rebuke you!'' shouted Mike Obils, a prayer warrior
> from San Jose. ``You're an abomination to the Lord!''
>
> `"Racist, sexist, anti-gay, born-again bigots, go away!'' screamed Max
> Varazslo, a San Francisco bisexual dressed as the devil.
That oughta PROVE to you right there that I ain't him. Could you
possibly imagine me a saying anything like that? And how did they
know he was a bi sexual? Was he a fooling around with both men
and women that same night? Did the queer parta this protest devolve
into an orgy?
> It was a night of surprising reversals.
Maybe Max turnt all queer that night. It was Halloween after all -
which is Satan's night to howl.
> Outrageously swathed homosexuals gawked, taunted and laughed at
> conventionally dressed fundamentalists, who suddenly looked out of
> place in a city that flaunts its pagan delights.
> "Bring back the lions!'' militant homosexuals roared, invoking a
> bloody spectacle from the past.
I don't think the New Sodom Chronicle ran the same text. They didn't
never take that attitude towards the queer folk.
> "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!'' Christians chanted, invoking Christ's
> name like a New Age mantra.
> And it was a night of strange symmetry.
> Inside Brooks Hall, thousands screamed, sang, chanted and cried,
> stamping their feet, flinging up their arms.
> Outside, thousands screamed, sang, chanted and cried, stamping
> their feet, flinging up their arms.
Queers love a spectacle.
> A preacher intent on saving souls could not have conjured up a more
> shocking vision for religious folk braced for shocking visions that
> left an impression Hollywood was in charge.
Oh - I seen much worse than that just a few years ago.
> Nancy Reyes, a Pentecostal Christian from Santa Rosa, looked at
> them as she walked into the auditorium and said with the conviction > of those who believe, The evil powers will be broken in San Francisco
> tonight.''
Were they? I was still in Mississippi then. I heard that a buncha
whores tried to get in to the auditorium a saying "Mr. Swaggart down
in Baton Rouge placed an order for us. We must get in to see Larry
Lea!"
> Lea, a Pentecostal preacher from Texas, stirred up a firestorm with
> his announcement earlier this month that he and his followers
> intended to reverse the curse of perversion in the city on its traditional
> night of revelry and debauchery.
In New Sodom, that's pretty much every night!
> But, urged by other San Francisco
> church leaders to back away from a full-blown confrontation, Lea's
> ministry dropped plans to parade to the Castro District and decided to
> stay inside.
Not long after that - the queers took old Frank Jordan's shoe up
there. They probably woulda stripped Larry Lea naked if'n he'd went
up there.
So what was your point?
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Max dear, you should not go that way about yourself. �You aren't even
> that old. �I don't think you have hit 50 yet have you? �
He looks old to me. I'm a sweet young thing.
> Did you move from Montezuma Street or do you still live there?
Is that where alla the really bad taqueria's are what gives people the
runs? How far is that from Shaar Bizarre?
Since you obviously want to talk to Max and not me, I'll send word to
him to come here and address you. Maybe the two o' you can get it on
together and will leave me the heck alone.
Mother Tucker
A Good Woman of God
The Lesbians
On Jan 2, 4:18?pm, "The Lesbians"
<Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org> wrote:
> *Where there is a fundamentalist, there is insanity
Why do you say that? True Christians are what made this country
great!
*Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and others who were not Christian at all
made this country great. Christians like Mark Sanford, George W. Bush and
othere like them have done great damage to this country.
We will soon save it all over again. Don't we got every right
to worship the Lord as we see fit? Why would you take that away from
us?
*Fortunately, we now have the ATS, Anti-Theocracy Sapphists, to defend
America from a theocratic take-over
> *The Devil is a Christian anti-god.
No. The devil is Almighty God's arch enemy.
*A Christian created anti-god, exactly.
Homo sexuals serve Satan
and do his evil bidding ever day.
*No, they do not. Nor do Lesbians.
Summa you even has SEX with Satan
at Black Masses!
*I've no idea about Catholic services with African Americans but have never
heard of anyone having sex during a Roman Catholic service., if that is what
you are talking about. Even if the Catholics do have all-african services,
how can your faith, headed by a black woman, object to that?
> *Not going to happen; we are already reviving the ATS, a Lesbian
> force(Anti-Theocracy Sapphists) to oppose you.
Is that so? Well - Our Holy Church just PROVED in another land mark
scientifical study that homo sexuals are way too hedonistic to ever be
able to organize theirself around any cause. All's they want are
cheap thrills!
*Obviously you are wrong since we ATS women just has a winter defence
training programme including using ocular range finding to target polyester
clothing outlets and other right wing christian hang outs....
> *I thought that uncut men turned you on.
Ugh - no! I can't stand the thoughta alla that sickening smegma. I
do get a certain sensa fulfillment outa performing Holy
Circumcisions.
*Playing with your food?
Thurgood won't let me do no Holy Clitoridectomy's.
He's afeared some old lezbo will try to attack me.
*To strike you down? Very possible, you evil woman.
Satan may even
send you to do the job since you're so high in his evil favor.
*I am holy like Mary the Virgin since we both "know not man"
> The Bard sends her best, by the
> way, she's getting married soon..to a woman.
Oh well - live and let live. It's her life to do with what ever she
pleases. She'll surely find more happiness than she ever could with
Black and Mexican men
*Very gracious of you. She belongs to the ATS too and is bringing her
knowledge of naval warfare along with her.
- or with her magic egg and her four legged
dog. I picked her as an interesting person on Amazon.com a long time
ago. I a'so read all her review's. What did she do for me? Will I
even get an invitation to this so callt wedding?
*It won't be "so cold," she is living in Georgia.
> *I wonder if there arre letters missing from your sig.....
There ain't none. Are you still a living in sin with two women?
*I have only my wife as a partner and have had only her for years now. You
know that. You do seem to like to tell untruths frequently. Doesn't your god
disapprove of bearing false witness?
You
did admit that in wunna your drunken rants, you know.
*No, you interpreted a generalisation of mine that correctly included a
plural form as it referred to many partners of many couples in the
generalisation as applying to only me. You knew better, you bore false
witness and your jesus or diego or whichever Mexican you honour as a saviour
will punish you if he is real.
I'll pray for you -
DEEPLY depraved though you are!
*I will pray for you, too that you repent your sins against humanity before
the theocratic rebellion begins and the ATS acts to strike down treason.
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian Gospel Witness
The Lesbians
"Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 2, 4:21?pm, "The Lesbians" <Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org>
wrote:
> She had an abortion recently?
No! NEVER! I'd cut my own wrists before I let anything like that
ever happen to me. Old Snot Nose is just a quoting from the devil's
fetus murder agenda again. He's a trying to brand me as a hypocrite.
> I know that she didn't want any more kids for a bit and was hoping that
> Throw-up,
That is so rude - specially for an old crone what doesn't even let
decent folk know what her name is
*Decent people do know my name. You do not as you are a dangerous cultist
involved with a BDSM mind control group. In addition, you routinely bear
false witness.
*I hope that you kept your post-procedure appointment with your
gynecologist, there is always a risk of post-operative infection after an
abortion. And no sex for two months, remmeber that. And before you ask, no,
I've never had an abortion though I won't condemn your having one; it is
yopur right.
- probably Catriona Cunthea-go-rundh
Ni Sheosiacht or something weird like that. My beloved husband's name
is ThurGOOD. That name describes him perfectly.
*Your husband is a good Alsatian river? Does he have bladder problems?
> her husband would screw
How DARE you accuse my God fearing and ?ber-righteous husband of a
doing anything nasty.
*YOU said that you hoped that he impregnated someone else and gave you a
reprive from the baby total that he wants/
He is 100% faithful to me. When any other
women is near him, he's got either a scalpel or a hot laser wand in
his hand to put her right again. Oh - and get this - the Mighty Men
cured at total of 186 lezbo's in 2009. That's a record.
*185 gang rapes in your church..that is a record...think of the length of
sentences they will receive...
> around with some of the other church ladies-of-the-evening
There ain't no such thing in God's ONLY True Church.
* Ok, Blessed Bimbos or what do you call Thurgood's other walking wombs?
> to make his quota.
What a dirty mind you got for such an OLD woman!
*YOU were the one talking about a baby quota previously.
> Was she messing around with Mexicans again?
I lead the foreign elements infecting this nation to the Lord. I
don't get involved with them.
*You and your cult are a foreign element in the body politic.
Jesus saves sinners just like you ever day!
*From having to do weeding in our flower gardens..
Reverend Mother Tucker
The Lord's Little Lambkin
--
The Lesbians
."
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On Jan 2, 7:37?pm, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
> Of course you are, Max. ?
No - I am ONLY Mother Lurlean Tucker.
*Well, the only one right now....
I don't know why you fight me
so much.
*Because you and your cult try and recruit women to your evil sex club
I am a good woman. I don't never hurt nobody.
*You bear false witness routinely
You encourage genital mutilation
I help
people find Jesus, get over their addictions and get ridda their
perverted queer lusts.
*How about those of us who are truly in love with our legal, church married
spouses?
And how DARE you paraphrase my True Gospel
Preaching in your Google Groups profile! Can't you thinka nothing of
your own to say?
> I'm sure even the doctors can't tell the difference by now, right?
You mean my obstetrician? Thurgood takes care o' alla my other
ailments.
*You will have a short life. Hope that the ATS rescues you when the
theocratic uprising breaks out after Sarah Palin loses the 2012 election.
> Well good for you! ?I'm sure you'll be providing years of entertainment.
I'm a gonna start a charging by the minute too.
*Dont your church women usually charge by the hour?
> Why should I care about violating your satanic god's laws?
I mean the One True Lord.
*The Duke of Norfolk?
According to the Holy Bible - you're a
going straight to hell. I done seen your personal pot hole up on
Venus.
*Vesus' surface is by and large unobservable.
> No, "we" haven't. ?In fact, I've caught you in quite a few lies.
Them wasn't real lie's - just misunderstandings on your part. You
can't blame me for nunna them.
*No one is blaming you for Nunna, the ancient king of Susssex, though he is
not referred to as a them.
> There's a lie right there. ?Here's a post where you say that I had them:
>
> news:1118286170....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
I said you PROBABLY had them - not that you definitely did. See how
you twist my words around and around alla the time? The fact is that
I don't NEVER lie about nothing. Truth might as wel be my middle
name.
*But Princess of Lies acutally is....
God wants ALLLLL queers to get the Cure and surrender to the Lord
Jesus.
*No, She loves Lesbians; like Holy Mary, we "know not man"
> It involves allowing same-sex marriage so they can settle
> down. ?
No. Queer sham marriage is a mockery o' the Real Thing. God will
smite marriage mockers with boils and emerods.
*The swelllings of a plaue? Tumors? Those were for the Philistines.for
taking the Ark of the Covenant. None of us have the Ark. It is probably in
the Vatican archives.
> Others may not want marriage, but it will be there for them if they
> want it.
So will the AIDS and the herpes and the chlamydia - all ripe for the
taking. Who knows what new killer germ is a hurtling thru space right
now on the lastest cargo asteroid from the Spiral Nebula Ganna too?
There could even be a smegma seeking kind with your name wrote all
over it.
*Lesbians are spared those things; we have a lower rate of infections than
do born again Christians.
> No, that would be your lord.
No. I serve Jesus Christ. He blesses my ministry ever day for a
doing so much good for Him.
*You drive many to Paganism.
> But it was closer than it was ten years ago. ?Within five years a bill
> legalizing same-sex marriage will be able to sail through the way it
> should
> have in 2008.
Not lessen the illegal Mexicans are turnt away for good. They vote
conservative on the orders o' their wicked Roman Catholic priests.
Mosta your new Hindu's a'so vote no on alla the queer issue's.
*The illegals cannot vote. After the Theocratic wars, traitorous Chirstians
will not be able to vote either.
> How soon is soon? ?It's been legal there for about six years now. ?
And they are a getting more cold and more snow there every year. Soon
Boston will be froze over the whole year thru.
*It was still quite warm there in November, I was in Waltham giving a
lecture at Brandeis, it was pleasant.
> I'd say within the next ten years even some southern
Southern
southron
> states may allow it. ?
Maybe Georgia - but NEVER Godly Mississippi.
*There will be few voters in Mississippi other than Gays and Lesbians after
the Christian traitors finally lose their right to vote the way that the
confederates did for some time after the civil war.
> Especially if the Godly
You mean God-LESS
*Goddessly.
> Queer Agenda goes as it has been going.
It's denounced in every Baptist,
*No, many of the independent First Baptist Churches, not the faux Southern
Baptist Racist Churches formed to oppress and rule over black americans are
fine with same sex marriage, or at least indifferent to it.
Catholic,
*No, the Old Catholic Church permits it.
Nazarene and Pentecostal
Church in the country - and mosta the others too. The Orthodox Jew's
are opposed to queer sin too.
> A country can't be 100% socialist and expect to survive. ?The same goes
> for
> a country being 100% capitalist. ?We came to the brink with how far to the
> right the country moved over the last eight years.
That only benefitted the rich and the immigrant community's. I
preached against the evils of George W. Bush since 1999.
*The Right wing theocrats ruined us, the Bush people.
> If reading a TelePrompTer was all that was needed to get elected, Sarah
> Palin would now be our vice president.
No. She's got too many skeletons in her closet. Did you see them
nearly nude photo's of Levi Johnston? Does he turn you on?
*Having evil thoughts about what is under Levi's Levi's?
There was
a discussion on the New Sodom Chronicle blog about whether he was
uncircumcised or not. I did not take part in it. I answered a survey
later that said he wouldn't pose totally nude in them. I was sure
right about that too, HUH?
> Oh, so you know for sure that I have a problem? ?
I ain't seen an uncircumcised man yet that didn't have smegma.
*Been checking out men's equipment?
> How? ?Do you creep into my home late at night and inspect me while I'm
> asleep? ?
I think you know the answer to that question. I did ask men outside a
coupla different gay bars in the middle of the country - where the
queers tell you you're cute, at least according to your version o' the
story - if'n they knew a computer geek nama Bill Baker what hated True
Religion and if'n he had any smegma. At least ten said yes.
*I suspect that you are lying
> Do you have to use a microscope or an infrared lens?
Usually just a regular magnifying glass is enough if'n the man's got a
teeny weenie. I got a microscope if'n I need one though down in the
Holy Church's crime lab.
*I shudder to think what constitutes a crime in your 'church' given the
things that you consider to be holy.
> Whatever that word is, it must mean he loves your work. ?I can certainly
> see
> why.
It's the way we say "afraid of" in Mississippi Country English.
> Why not? ?I find those sayings funny.
I find smegma disgusting - but I can't force all men to get their simy
foreskins removed. Yet.
*Or ever. Remember, now the ATS is out there to oppose and to defeat you.
> Whatever happened to "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they
> do?"
If'n they genuinely didn't know, God will forgive them. Enough knew
well enough they were a saying no to God's Special Plan for Holy
Theocracy.
*Just say "No," and join the ATS.
> Yes, when the Supreme Court judges rule that same-sex marriage must be
> recognized in the U.S.
Antonin Scalia would have a heart attack first!
*Could happen
> Bushism 6-1:
> "By the way, we rank tenth amongst the industrialized world in broadband
> technology and its availability. ?That's not good enough for America.
> ?Tenth
> is ten spots too low, as far as I'm concerned."
> --Minneapolis, Minnesota; April 26, 2004
Have some compassion for the insane.
In prayer for sinners what can still be saved -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A True Christian Gospel Witness
--
Father Haskell
tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 3, 4:31 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > An Unholy Row In San Francisco -- Christians Target Pagan Revelers
>
> And just what else is new?
>
> > By Miranda Ewell
>
> > Knight-Ridder Newspapers
>
> > SAN FRANCISCO - Pink Jesus strutted up and down the sidewalk,
> > clad only in delicate pink high heels and a loincloth made of stars and
> > stripes.
>
> Is THAT the phony Jesus you claim to know?
Nowhere does the bible say jesus wasn't pink.
He probably wasn't white, either.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Nowhere does the bible
Bible
> say jesus
Jesus. Please show some respect for your Savior.
> wasn't pink.
It doesn't have to. The phony Jesus that old Juanjo is a referring to
was made up with pick paint. The performer was a trying to SHOCK the
True Christians assembled that wicked Halloween night to pray for the
perverted. That ain't what the True Lord Jesus looks like. He
usually comes out at Easter time to this day.
> He probably wasn't white, either.
I know that. When He appeareth in Our Holy Church, He's totally
Black. His earliest ministry was to the Black Jew's o' Galilee.
I'll pray for you, sinner -
Enos Penvy
wrote:
> "Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother-tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote in messagenews:57139fc3-5824-4fb9...@o28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 1, 10:57?pm, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
>
> > I'm still upset about your recent abortion.
>
> She had an abortion recently?
It would appear so. It was discussed in this thread:
juanjo
> On Sunday January 3 2010 16:08, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-tuc...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
>
> <news:54b9327b-8521-4f69...@r5g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>
>
> > On Jan 3, 6:18am, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>
> >> If that's what you want people to think, Max.
>
> > I AIN'T Max. Please call me Lurlean.
>
> So the surgery was successful?
>
Lurlean is his drag name. He usually types his entries before he
heads out to Divas for the night so he is in his "persona".
juanjo
fuc...@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
I am sorry if my Hebrew doesn't meet your approval. I don't generally
speak it or write it. And Hebrew school was a long time ago.
>
> Finally you wrote:
> > תודה
> > גם אני אוהב אותך
>
> My response follows:
>
> על לא דבר. שלח לי כסף בבקשה
>
No Max, I will not send you any money. The way you go on about money
I am beginning to wonder if you are one of those tranny prostitutes
who hang out down on Polk near Divas. Jesus told me he saw you down
there and under questionable circumstances. I hear you and Sister
Sadie the Rabbi Lady are close personal friends. But she is no whore
and doesn't hand with them either.
> You ain't a trying to cause no trouble for me, are you?
The truth will set you free.
>
> Jesus loves you,
I know. As I told you we are cousins on my mother's side of the
family. We have been buds forever and a day.
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
juanjo
wrote:
> On Jan 3, 4:31 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > An Unholy Row In San Francisco -- Christians Target Pagan Revelers
>
> And just what else is new?
That's true. Imagine how upset that so-called Christians get if
people interrupt their religious rituals, like those fools did some
years back in New York. But they think nothing of hopping right out
in front of everyone at a party of some other festivity and insisting
on telling people going about their business that they are going to
hell for dressing up in costume and going to a party. Of course they
ignore what their "apostle" Paul told them about not butting into
other peoples' business and tending to their own. Just like you
ignore the part where he said that women should not speak out or
preach but should serve their husbands and be quiet.
>
> > By Miranda Ewell
>
> > Knight-Ridder Newspapers
>
> > SAN FRANCISCO - Pink Jesus strutted up and down the sidewalk,
> > clad only in delicate pink high heels and a loincloth made of stars and
> > stripes.
>
> Is THAT the phony Jesus you claim to know?
I was not at the protest. And the Jesus I know does not run around in
drag.
>
> > With a pouting lower lip and a suggestive wiggle of his hips,
> > he threw his arms around Scarlet Harlot in her tinsel wig and Sister
> > Sadie, the Rabbi Lady, in his sequined nun's habit.
>
> HIS name is Gil and he's Jewish. Why should he dress up like a nun?
I hear he is your friend, why don't you ask him?
>
> > Thousands of homosexuals, costumed in the bright and dark rags of
> > their passion, raged and raged again at an army of Christian ``prayer
> > warriors'' who vowed to do battle with the spirit of Satan in this
> > city on the most holy night of the pagan year.
>
> Is that accurate? Whose side is this woman on any way?
She's reporting the news not writing and editorial. You must have her
confused with on of those Faux News channel talking heads.
>
> > The clash that many feared would turn violent turned out to be mostly
> > a terrible sound and fury. Each side drowned out the other, so it
> > could hear only itself.
>
> > Roaring chants and hurling eggs, homosexuals set up a thundering,
> > shrieking din that rattled and shook the doors of the Civic Center
> > auditorium where televangelist Larry Lea and his followers prayed
> > equally loudly for the souls of those outside.
>
> From what I heard thru the grape vine, it wasn't only the homo sexuals
> what was a protesting. It was the witches and pagans too. Although I
> was only a child when that happened - in 1990, mind you - Max started
> out with the witches group but then thought they were too tame. So he
> walked closer to the battle line and started a protesting with a now
> defunct group nama Queer Nation - whose Satanical agenda he signed
> that night in his own blood,
Now Max, we know you were there, you gave your name to the reporter.
And you were no child either.
>
> > Hundreds of tense, riot-helmeted police separated the two groups,
> > each accusing the other of ungodly hatred.
> > "I rebuke you! I rebuke you!'' shouted Mike Obils, a prayer warrior
> > from San Jose. ``You're an abomination to the Lord!''
>
> > `"Racist, sexist, anti-gay, born-again bigots, go away!'' screamed Max
> > Varazslo, a San Francisco bisexual dressed as the devil.
>
> That oughta PROVE to you right there that I ain't him. Could you
> possibly imagine me a saying anything like that? And how did they
> know he was a bi sexual? Was he a fooling around with both men
> and women that same night? Did the queer parta this protest devolve
> into an orgy?
Well Max, I can imagine you speaking like that without any problem.
Why would you say you were over on Potrero Hill when we know you were
at the protest?
juanjo
fuc...@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 3, 4:37 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > Max dear, you should not go that way about yourself. You aren't even
> > that old. I don't think you have hit 50 yet have you?
>
> He looks old to me. I'm a sweet young thing.
That's more like it Max, you aren't that old. After all 50 is the new
40.
>
> > Did you move from Montezuma Street or do you still live there?
>
> Is that where alla the really bad taqueria's are what gives people the
> runs? How far is that from Shaar Bizarre?
I believe it is up on Bernal Heights. I don't really know that area
well. I used to go to the Hungarian Deli up on Courtland years ago
but that has been closed for a long time. I usually don't go to the
taqueirias in the Mission all that much any more. I live in the Outer
Mission so I usually go to one out there. I hear that the one just
next to the Safeway is pretty good though. And the Spaghetti Shack
has a good rep also. Shaar Zahav is at Delores and 16th as I recall
so it is a bit of a distance from Bernal Heights, couple miles
probably. Do you go to services there? I have not been there for
years. I remember when it first started out at the old Jewish
Community Center. It was a lot of fun then. But since it got all set
up in its own place and established, it has become just like my
grandparents' shul, full of people who are too cliquish and full of
themselves. Last time I was there was years ago for the baby naming
ceremony for some friends of mine. Their twins were so cute. Their
oldest is going to be bar mitzvah next year. So I will probably be
back there for that.
>
> Since you obviously want to talk to Max and not me, I'll send word to
> him to come here and address you. Maybe the two o' you can get it on
> together and will leave me the heck alone.
>
Now Max, I know you like to pretend you are Lurlean to all these folks
but we all know better.
> Mother Fucker
> A Good Tranny of Gawd
Seon Ferguson
"The Lesbians" <Trib...@manhattan.sapphist.org> wrote in message
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>
> "Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
> news:92201447-c48d-45e7...@c3g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 2, 4:18?pm, "The Lesbians"
> <Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org> wrote:
>
>> *Where there is a fundamentalist, there is insanity
>
> Why do you say that? True Christians are what made this country
> great!
>
Most of the founding fathers were Deist and allowed freedom of religion.
That is obvious to anyone who has bothered to do a shred of research.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Lurlean is his drag name. �He usually types his entries before he
> heads out to Divas for the night so he is in his "persona".
Ugh! Ain't that the tranny bar near wunna them dope clubs. I only
know on accounta there used to be a sign shop across the street where
I got my Holy Gospel sandwich boards made for my down town ministry.
I ain't NEVER been in neither the tranny bar NOR the dope club. I
innocently walked along Post Street from the sign shop to Kayo Books.
I saw some atrocious sights. I ain't NOTHING like the people what
hangs around down there. How come you know so much about alla the
queer places? Are you one yourself? What ever you are, I am PURE!!!
The one, the only, the True and the Real
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
A FULL Gospel Witness
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> On Jan 3, 7:28 pm, Most Holy Mother F*****
That's ten MORE degree's of heat in HELL for you. Why are you so
hateful to me? What did I ever do to you?
> <mother-******@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
Add ten MORE degree's.
> I am sorry if my Hebrew doesn't meet your approval.
'Tain't my approval that makes the difference. You wasn't a using the
right verbal forms - which any kinda Hebrew text will prove. I was
only a trying to help you. You really oughta send me a nice
contribution to show your gratitude for alla my efforts. Over in Holy
Israel people are always a correcting each other - even arguing over
how a verb oughta be conjugated. Them huphals and hitpalels are
really tough, you know.
> I don't generally speak it or write it.
Not even with your "friend" Jesus?
> And Hebrew school was a long time ago.
Did you flunk out eventually?
> > על לא דבר. שלח לי כסף בבקשה
> No Max,
Remember (z'khor!) - I'm Lurlean.
> I will not send you any money.
I said בבקשה. Doesn't that count for nothing?
> The way you go on about money I am beginning to wonder if you are one of
> those tranny prostitutes who hang out down on Polk near Divas.
You seem to know where alla the queer germ breeding grounds are, HUH?
Do whores actually ask for money? The True Lord Jesus taught me -
"Ask and you shall receive."
> Jesus told me he saw you down
> there and under questionable circumstances.
I told you what I was a doing. If your friend misconstrues my walking
from a sign shop to a book store then he's got a dirty mind.
> I hear you and Sister Sadie the Rabbi Lady are close personal friends.
I don't know him/her from Adam. Adam Kaplan, that is.
> But she is no whore and doesn't hand with them either.
Doesn't hand? You turn everything into smut, don'tcha?
> The truth will set you free.
It a'ready did.
> I know. As I told you we are cousins on my mother's side of the
> family. We have been buds forever and a day.
I think you SMOKE buds.
> Reverend Mother F*****
That's ten more degree's. I hope you can stand the heat down there.
I'll pray for yoyr SERIOUSLY at risk soul -
The TRUE Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Gospel Witness
The Lesbians
--
"We are of that generation that so changed the world that future days and
nights can never be the same."
"juanjo" <jonp...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
<Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org> wrote:
> Max is a hero in that story. He deserves out thanks
Doesn't that prove to you all onced and for all that I ain't Max?
If'n I was there I woulda been a praying with alla the True Christians
- not a running around half dressed with the witches and weirdo's
outside the prayer hall. Them wicked people was a blaspheming the
Lord and His Good People. If'n they done that in Misissippi God
woulda struck them with fire and brim stone right on the spot
I told you I asked him to come here and talk to you all. He's all for
the queer SHAM marriage and queer liberation and nudist beaches and
"free" "love" for all - probably even the polygamists. Can you spell
f-r-e-a-k - specially for such an old man with a gray beard???
Join hands with him at your own peril!
Holy Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian
Yap
wrote:
> On Jan 1, 10:57 pm, Enos Penvy <enospe...@null.net> wrote:
>
> > I'm still upset about your recent abortion.
>
> could ever get wunna them filthy butchery's, you can possibly blame me
> for your hallucinations. Did you consult a psychiatrist - or can you
> afford one in your humble station in life?
Hey, why would you not engage in answering the question and wonder to
elsewhere?
>
> Go get yourself a real friend, Snot Nose. I got real Evangelical Work
> to do.
You mean you are continuing with the con job left over by the bible?
The Lesbians
"Most Holy Mother Tucker" <mother...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 4, 8:48?pm, "The OLD Lesbians"
<Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org> wrote:
*Well, Max is still a hero for making such a stand
I applaud him
juanjo
wrote:
> On Jan 4, 1:06 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > Lurlean is his drag name. He usually types his entries before he
> > heads out to Divas for the night so he is in his "persona".
>
> Ugh! Ain't that the tranny bar near wunna them dope clubs. I only
> know on accounta there used to be a sign shop across the street where
> I got my Holy Gospel sandwich boards made for my down town ministry.
Sure Max. Jesus told me he saw you down there. He says you dress up
and go to Divas regularly.
> I ain't NEVER been in neither the tranny bar NOR the dope club. I
> innocently walked along Post Street from the sign shop to Kayo Books.
> I saw some atrocious sights. I ain't NOTHING like the people what
> hangs around down there. How come you know so much about alla the
> queer places? Are you one yourself? What ever you are, I am PURE!!!
Sure Max. So you like dime store pulp fiction novels? I bet you love
those "true detective" ones especially. I don't know all about all
the queer places either. Jesus is the one who told me that you hang
out at Divas and he would know, wouldn't he?! I have driven past
there a few times and the place on the corner of Polk and Post has
great fires and chipotle stuffed hot links.
>
> The one, the only, the True and the Real
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> A FULL Gawd feer'in Witness
juanjo
fuc...@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 4, 1:15 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 3, 7:28 pm, Most Holy Mother F*****
>
> That's ten MORE degree's of heat in HELL for you. Why are you so
> hateful to me? What did I ever do to you?
I don't believe in hell, that's a Christian construct stole from the
Greeks. Do I sound like an apikoros to you? That really hurts my
feelings deeply.
>
> > <mother-***...@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
>
> Add ten MORE degree's.
I don't believe in hell, that's a christian construct stole from the
Greeks. Do I sound like an Apikoros to you? That really hurts my
feelings deeply.
>
> > I am sorry if my Hebrew doesn't meet your approval.
>
> 'Taint
My taint doesn't need your approval you silly man! Are you a Catholic
priest by any chance? Wanting to approve my taint! I am not some
altar boy!!!
>my approval that makes the difference. You wasn't a using the
> right verbal forms - which any kinda Hebrew text will prove. I was
> only a trying to help you. You really oughta send me a nice
> contribution to show your gratitude for alla my efforts. Over in Holy
> Israel people are always a correcting each other - even arguing over
> how a verb oughta be conjugated. Them huphals and hitpalels are
> really tough, you know.
>
Funny how your Hebrew is all "grammatical" and all when your English
is an embarrassment to red necks everywhere!
> > I don't generally speak it or write it.
>
> Not even with your "friend" Jesus?
He does every now and then just to keep me on my toes. He thinks my
accent is funny. He says I sound like a drunken Polish Jew trying to
speak with a French accent. But my family is not from Poland so I
don't get the allusion. My mom's family lived just off the Danube on
the Black Sea for generations but I am told they went there via Spain
and Turkey. Dad's family came there as well during the Crusades but
they were refugees from the pillage of Israel by those crusader
thugs! "Kill'em all and God will know his own" was their motto!
Bastards
>
> > And Hebrew school was a long time ago.
>
> Did you flunk out eventually?
How did you guess? I was the shame of the family. I was never
interested back then. Jesus and I would study together and he would
help me with my homework. But I was never as good as he was at
pronunciation. I did become bar mitzvah however so they were happy
about that. But grandma and momma were disappointed because they
always wanted me to become a rabbi when I was younger.
>
> > > על לא דבר. שלח לי כסף בבקשה
> > No Max,
>
> Remember (z'khor!) - I'm Lurlean.
Only when you are in drag, Max. The rest of the time, you are just
plain old Max.
>
> > I will not send you any money.
>
> I said בבקשה. Doesn't that count for nothing?
לא
>
> > The way you go on about money I am beginning to wonder if you are one of
> > those tranny prostitutes who hang out down on Polk near Divas.
>
> You seem to know where alla the queer germ breeding grounds are, HUH?
We discussed this above.
> Do whores actually ask for money? The True Lord Jesus taught me -
> "Ask and you shall receive."
So how much do you get for turning tricks down there at night? Just
out of intellectual curiosity that is? I never conversed with a real
live tranny hooker before.
>
> > Jesus told me he saw you down
> > there and under questionable circumstances.
>
> I told you what I was a doing. If your friend misconstrues my walking
> from a sign shop to a book store then he's got a dirty mind.
He is not my friend, he is my cousin. He says he knows you quite
well. He has got you written down in some ledger for conduct
unbecoming a lady. Something about how your hot pants clashed with
your blouse and you didn't have your "thang" tucked in right and it
was showing. I am not completely certain what that means and I did
not want to ask Jesus either since he would have teased me about it
later. But I got a pretty good guess and if I am right then all I
have to say is "ewwwww"!
>
> > I hear you and Sister Sadie the Rabbi Lady are close personal friends.
>
> I don't know him/her from Adam. Adam Kaplan, that is.
>
> > But she is no whore and doesn't hand with them either.
>
> Doesn't hand? You turn everything into smut, don'tcha?
Now that one is in your mind not mine.
>
> > The truth will set you free.
>
> It a'ready did.
Apparently not since you are still dealing with a lot of denial
issues.
>
> > I know. As I told you we are cousins on my mother's side of the
> > family. We have been buds forever and a day.
>
> I think you SMOKE buds.
Now Max, that is not nice at all. I told you before, I do not smoke
pot. I did occasionally when I was a kid but that was a long time
ago. I can't even remember the last time I lit one up, oh wait yes I
do. I was living on Guam and we got some really radical stuff from
one of the Chamorro dudes down by the White Swallow nightclub. We
went out to the house in Talofofo and smoked out the whole crew. Then
we went down to this little Japanese yakisoba place and ate em out of
food. That was in 1978 I think. Man what memories.
>
> > Reverend Mother F*****
>
> That's ten more degree's. I hope you can stand the heat down there.
Down where? Guam? It's isn't bad. I liked it there. It is usually
in the mid 80's and sunny most of the time. The beaches are nice. I
used to snorkel and spear fish a lot as well. I regret we moved away
from there.
>
> I'll pray for yoyr SERIOUSLY at risk soul -
My soul is just fine thank you. I am a member of the boss' family so
I have an in that these gentile fucks don't.
>
> The TRUE Reverend Mother Fucker
> Gawd's Gospodin Witless
juanjo
fuc...@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 4, 8:48 pm, "The OLD Lesbians"
>
> <Triba...@manhattan.sapphist.org> wrote:
> > Max is a hero in that story. He deserves out thanks
>
> Doesn't that prove to you all onced and for all that I ain't Max?
Nope, it confirms it.
> If'n I was there I woulda been a praying with alla the True Christians
> - not a running around half dressed with the witches and weirdo's
> outside the prayer hall. Them wicked people was a blaspheming the
> Lord and His Good People.
Now Max we know that you weren't inside although I am sure you tried
to get inside. I hear you can be quite a stinker when you want to be.
> If'n they done that in Misissippi God
> woulda struck them with fire and brim stone right on the spot
Max, no self respecting drag queen would be caught dead in a place
like Mississippi. I mean really! Is there a town larger than 10,000
inhabitants in the entire state? They don't have any stores that sell
Clinique or even Diesel jeans!
>
> Can you spell
> f-r-e-a-k - specially for such an old man with a gray beard???
You talking about your creator like that! You have no respect!
>
> Join hands with him at your own peril!
>
> Holy Mother Fucker
> A TRUE smoking Christian
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Hey, why would you not engage in answering the question and wonder to
> elsewhere?
Who's that question supposed to be addressed to, friend - me or Enos?
The answer is NO! I didn't never get no abortion. I wouldn't never
have no need for none neither on accounta I KNOW life is sacred. I
just had twins. I want more baby's eventually. My husband Thurgood
and me practice birth control by just a saying no 'till the time is
right. And no - we don't never use no kinda Cialis nor Viagra
neither. Them drugs is forbidden in Our Holy Church - which is God's
OWN True Church. The only time I ever go near a fetus chop shop is to
protest. If'n a woman wants to "choose" something - there's Payless
Shoesources all over the country chock a block fulla things to
choose. I invite every woman to go to such places and run wild. But
if'n they get their precious living fetuses complete with immortal
souls ripped outa their wombs - they will pay big time on Judgment Day
- which as we all know is RIGHT around the corner.
> You mean you are continuing with the con job left over by the bible?
The Holy Bible, you mean? As in the very Word o' God Almighty? There
ain't no kinda con job in it. It is the Sacred Truth STRAIGHT from
the Lord's lips. It has saved many a rotten sinner's soul. If'n you
don't wanna believe it none, that's your right. But please don't ruin
salvation for everybody else. Can't you be a skeptic in silence -
preferable in the closet with the queers what's still ashameda
theirself and alla the other misfits and weirdos.
Jesus saves!
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Sure Max. �
Would you please call me Lurlean?
> Jesus told me he saw you down there. �
Do you believe everything he says? He's told you a thousand lie's at
least.
> He says you dress up and go to Divas regularly.
I ain't even been there to protest the tranny's. They're violent
people. Somebody rented an apartment down on Larkin St. for only a
thousand dollars a few momths ago. I fount out there had been a
tranny murder down there. I do sometimes protest or picket along
Folsom Street - where there's so many rough torture bars and sex clubs
- usually with a delegation from the Holy Church. But I a'way's do my
protesting and evangelizing OUT SIDE them wicked places, not never
inside. Them people bare backs and's got diseases thru and thru.
> Sure Max. �
Again, I am Lurlean. Do you suffer from the Alzheimer's Disease or
something?
> So you like dime store pulp fiction novels? �
Sometimes. The old one's where the killer gets punished are the
best. They got plentya regular mystery's and science fiction books
too - if'n there still open. Book stores are a closing all over town,
you know. I used to love Stacey's - even though they onced had a
queer section.
> I bet you love those "true detective" ones especially. �
Not necessarily. Even the old queer books ain't so bad. The
characters in 'em usually commit suicide, get kilt or waste away with
the syphilis. I really liked one callt "The Why Not" about what
really goes on amongst the queer folk - anonymous sex in dark rooms,
no strings attached relationships, jealous rages, black mail,
betrayal, drunkenness and general wickedness. Typical stuff.
> I don't know all about all the queer places either. �
To coin a phrase - why not?
> Jesus is the one who told me that you hang
> out at Divas and he would know, wouldn't he?! �
Nope. He doesn't no diddly about me. What does he think I look like?
> I have driven past there a few times and the place on the corner of Polk and Post > has great fires and chipotle stuffed hot links.
I don't never eat no unclean meats.
You get another TEN red hot degree's for a calling me dirty names.
> Gawd feer'in Witness
It's usually atheists like that EVIL Madalyn O'Hair what spells that
word that-a-way. I write in PROPER Mississippi Country English. I
graduated from a good Bible school. That's where I learnt the Holy
Hebrew Tongue.
The one, the only, the True and the Real
Reverend Mother Tucker
A FULL Gospel Witness to the Truth
Dean Turner
Dean Turner
juanjo
fuc...@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 5, 4:08 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> > Sure Max.
>
> Would you please call me Lurlean?
That isn't your "christian" name nor the name on your birth
certificate.
>
> > Jesus told me he saw you down there.
>
> Do you believe everything he says? He's told you a thousand lie's at
> least.
How do you know? Jesus has never once lied to me. He is a real
straight shooter. Calling him a liar in going to get him upset with
you so you had best repent real fast. You know what happened to the
last guy who called him names in San Francisco - he played a big role
at a fiesta at the Philipine Cultural Center as crispy pata and
lechon!
>
> > He says you dress up and go to Divas regularly.
>
> I ain't even been there to protest the tranny's. They're violent
> people. Somebody rented an apartment down on Larkin St. for only a
> thousand dollars a few momths ago. I fount out there had been a
> tranny murder down there.
Welll Jesus says you have been there in drag and I have to believe
him.
> I do sometimes protest or picket along
> Folsom Street - where there's so many rough torture bars and sex clubs
> - usually with a delegation from the Holy Church. But I a'way's do my
> protesting and evangelizing OUT SIDE them wicked places, not never
> inside. Them people bare backs and's got diseases thru and thru.
I have heard about those sex clubs the straights have down there not
to mention the dance venues. A good friend of mine is an electrical
engineer and he designs lighting and sound systems and installs them.
He has told me about some fo the stuff he has seen in those straight
clubs. Men and women in the bathrooms doing drug and having sex with
each other. All sort of drug use right on the dance floor! It just
goes to show that straight people have no sense of control
whatsoever. I was driving down Folsom Street one night heading home
on my bike when I saw some woman all dressed up as a dominatrix. She
had a guy in a dog collar on a leash and was pulling him along behind
her. Maybe she is a friend of yours?
>
> > Sure Max.
>
> Again, I am Lurlean. Do you suffer from the Alzheimer's Disease or
> something?
Nope. My health is perfectly fine. Had my annual check up just right
after the first of the year. But I prefer to call you by your given
name which is Max not Lurlean. It is less confuising to me that way.
>
> > So you like dime store pulp fiction novels?
>
> Sometimes. The old one's where the killer gets punished are the
> best.
So it is true that you are into that whole sado-masochistic thing! I
had suspected that from the way you go on about such things as torture
and the like. Jesus even alluded to it but he knows I disapprove of
such things so he tends not bring it up as he knows it is upsetting to
me.
> They got plentya regular mystery's and science fiction books
> too - if'n there still open. Book stores are a closing all over town,
> you know. I used to love Stacey's - even though they onced had a
> queer section.
>
I always enjoyed Staceys. They had a great science fiction section as
well as a lot of really useful professional literature that others
never carried. I was really sad when they closed up shop.
> > I bet you love those "true detective" ones especially.
>
> Not necessarily. Even the old queer books ain't so bad. The
> characters in 'em usually commit suicide, get kilt or waste away with
> the syphilis. I really liked one callt "The Why Not" about what
> really goes on amongst the queer folk - anonymous sex in dark rooms,
> no strings attached relationships, jealous rages, black mail,
> betrayal, drunkenness and general wickedness. Typical stuff.
>
> > I don't know all about all the queer places either.
>
> To coin a phrase - why not?
I have been married for a long time and I am monogamous. I don't
drink nor do I like to go out to crowded bars. Occasionally I go out
dancing but not as often as I used to when I was younger. After 50, I
seem to have slowed down quite a bit.
>
> > Jesus is the one who told me that you hang
> > out at Divas and he would know, wouldn't he?!
>
> Nope. He doesn't no diddly about me. What does he think I look like?
Jesus knows all and sees all. You should be careful what you say
about him unless you want to be running down Market Street on all four
hooves squealing with a couple of old Filipino guys chasing you, like
what happened to the last guy who was smart with him.
>
> > I have driven past there a few times and the place on the corner of Polk and Post > has great fires and chipotle stuffed hot links.
>
> I don't never eat no unclean meats.
They use Hebrew National quarter pound links. They are tasty. The
fries are real as well not those reconstitutued ones they sell lots of
places.
>
> You get another TEN red hot degree's for a calling me dirty names.
You sure. I asked Jesus about that and he just laughed. He said that
you were being delusional.
>
> > Gawd feer'in Witness
>
> It's usually atheists like that EVIL Madalyn O'Hair what spells that
> word that-a-way.
She was murdered by fundamentalists you know.
> I write in PROPER Mississippi Country English. I
> graduated from a good Bible school.
No you don't and no you didn't. You went to Yeshiva from what I
heard.
> That's where I learnt the Holy
> Hebrew Tongue.
Not what I heard. I can't remember the rabbi's name but form the
photo it looks like you used the same primer we used.
>
> The one, the only, the True and the Real
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> A FULL [of it] Gospodin Witless and blind to the Truth
Max are you one of those apikorot my grandfather used to always tell
me to avoid?
John Jacob Petry, Child Molester
a6a4f7...@j5g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>
juanjo <jonp...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> On Jan 6, 10:13�pm, Most Wholly Mother Fucker <mother-
> fuc...@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
> > On Jan 5, 4:08 pm, juanjo <jonpe...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Sure Max.
> >
> > Would you please call me Lurlean?
>
> That isn't your "christian" name nor the name on your birth
> certificate.
The cops know your Christian name, child molester.
Rusty Trombone
it's not a coincidence most queers are atheists since being sexual
deviants goes with a godless existence. are you a wigger also?
RTrombone
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> True religion, my a**.
Well - I hearda queers what worships the butt hole - sometimes with
their nasty, germ loaded tongues. Are you wunna them? If'n so - I
feel sorry for you. I'll pray for you tonight.
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Own True Christian
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Yap schrieb:
German a'ready?
> it's not a coincidence most queers are atheists
I don't know about that. The Roman Catholic "church" is sure fulla
them. They infiltrate any church what'll have 'em.
> since being sexual deviants goes with a godless
Godless
> existence.
Not a'way's. There's some people what goes to church alla the time
what does totally shameful things not only in their bed rooms but a'so
in your sex clubs and public toilets! They ain't all queer neither.
> are you a wigger also?
I don't never wear wigs if'n that's what you mean. If'n that's some
kinda racist term I refuse to buy into such a prejudicial mind set. I
am PURE!
God is a gonna get you!
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Blessed Little Lambkin
Most Holy Mother Tucker
> Wholly
I AM wholly holy - just like my old friend Velma Crowder - even if she
won't join God's Only TRUE Church and if'n she still loves George W.
Bush. No wonder God cursed her demented son with the queer lust!
> Mother F*****
That's ten more degree's o' hell fire, brother. I hope you can stand
it that hot.
> <mother- f******@bowwowmail.com> wrote:
Ten MORE degrees. Ever time you call me that hateful nasty name God
adds ten more degree's. Eventually if'n you don't quit it'll go up to
20 degree's at a time. Why can't you just be nice and call me
Lurlean?
> That isn't your "christian"
Christian.
> name
Yes it is!
> nor the name on your birth certificate.
That's only on acounta I got married. My maiden name is Lurlean
Whitechapel. By the way, old Max's real name ain't Max neither. I
think it's actually David - or something even weirder. Do you know
him personally?
> How do you know? �
If's he says I go to any queer clubs he's a lying thru his rotten
stained teeth!
> Jesus has never once lied to me. �
Maybe you just can't recognize his lie's.
> He is a real straight shooter. �
Thank God for that. Queers gives me the willy's. You don't never
know what kinda disease they got to spread.
> Calling him a liar in going to get him upset with
> you so you had best repent real fast. �
I repent ever day that I sin - which ain't all that often no more
since I got totally sanctified.
> You know what happened to the
> last guy who called him names in San Francisco - he played a big role
> at a fiesta at the Philipine
Is that anything like "Philippine"? Or do you mean "Philistine"?
> Cultural Center as crispy pata and lechon!
Why would Jesus turn a human being into an inclean beast and then turn
him over to the pagans to feast on? Maybe old Circe had a sex change
and totally fooled you. That doesn't sound like it's too hard.
> Welll Jesus says you have been there in drag and I have to believe
> him.
You're gullible then. Are you a top or a bottom?
> I have heard about those sex clubs the straights have down there not
> to mention the dance venues. �A good friend of mine is an electrical
> engineer and he designs lighting and sound systems and installs them.
It's mostly the queers what wants a pyrotechnical spectacle - not the
straight people.
> He has told me about some fo the stuff he has seen in those straight
> clubs. �Men and women in the bathrooms doing drug and having sex with
> each other. �
You can thank your Swishy Uncle Marty for a spreading the queer sex
revolution to straights - mostly thru their nasty porno movie's. And
just how does this handy man know what goes on in both the men's and
the women's toilets? There's queer men what dresses up in drag and
tries to seduce straight men, you know. And no, I ain't one of 'em.
I am PURE! Once the sex is over the queers go "Surprise! Surprise!
Surprise!" to the straight man - as the attempt at recruitment gets
under way. What do you think happened to little Eddie Araujo years
ago?
> All sort of drug use right on the dance floor! �
Which gay bar is this in?
> It just goes to show that straight people have no sense of control
> whatsoever. �
Thanks to you queers and your evil recruitment tactics.
> I was driving down Folsom Street one night heading home
> on my bike
Then were you actually a driving? I smell a lie!
> when I saw some woman all dressed up as a dominatrix. �She
> had a guy in a dog collar on a leash and was pulling him along behind
> her. �Maybe she is a friend of yours?
I don't know nobody like that. Maybe she was a looking for Our Holy
Church's Pain Center.
> Nope. My health is perfectly fine. �Had my annual check up just right
> after the first of the year. �
Doctors don't a'way's tell you everything - specially if'n the end is
near. That-a-way you won't panic as much.
> But I prefer to call you by your given name which is Max not Lurlean. �
You're a dope! My given name is Lurlean. Max's given name is
something else a'together, like maybe Mordechai. See how little you
know!
> It is less confuising to me that way.
But it ain't the Truth. Him and me is about 20 years apart in age -
if'n not more.
> So it is true that you are into that whole sado-masochistic thing! �
No way! I'm into the righteous thing. I like story's where the good
people gets rewarded after a suffering trials and woe's - and where
the bad people gets hurt and/or kilt. That's why I love real old
fashioned westerns.
> I had suspected that from the way you go on about such things as torture
> and the like.
Wicked people deserves to be tortured!
> Jesus even alluded to it but he knows I disapprove of
> such things so he tends not bring it up as he knows it is upsetting to
> me.
Why? A suffering is a parta life.
> I always enjoyed Staceys. �They had a great science fiction section as
> well as a lot of really useful professional literature that others
> never carried. �I was really sad when they closed up shop.
I was there when Cara Black read from her last Aim�e Leduc murder
mystery. I was a sobbing right along with Ingrid I was so sad. I
used to love to sit up stairs by the window and watch darkness fall
while a reading from a good religious book - which I a'way's had to
bring up from the basement.
> I have been married for a long time
To a man? That doesn't count.
> and I am monogamous. �
Really? Did you say you was queer or not?
> I don't drink nor do I like to go out to crowded bars. �Occasionally I go out
> dancing but not as often as I used to when I was younger. �After 50, I
> seem to have slowed down quite a bit.
Did God smite you with the arthritis for your sins?
> Jesus knows all and sees all. �You should be careful what you say
> about him unless you want to be running down Market Street on all four
> hooves squealing with a couple of old Filipino guys chasing you, like
> what happened to the last guy who was smart with him.
Does that fantasy give you the jolly jolly's or somerthing? You just
won't let it go. Things like that don't happen in real life.
> They use Hebrew National quarter pound links. �They are tasty. �The
> fries are real as well not those reconstitutued ones they sell lots of
> places.
Fatty fried foods contribute to arterial goo. I am pure and unspotted
by such worldly, greasy things. I do alla my own home cooking.
> You sure. �I asked Jesus about that and he just laughed. �He said that
> you were being delusional.
You;ll find out other wise if'n you die with hateful sin on your
soul. A calling me ugly names that include the nasty F word is a huge
sin. Do I call you names?
> She was murdered by fundamentalists you know.
She was not! She was murdered by wunna her own flock what got caught
a doing the typical dishonest stuff you associate with Godless atheism
and then reacted to wunna old Madalyn's out bursts o' rage.
> No you don't
How would you know? How much time have you spent down in Mississippi?
> and no you didn't. �
Did too! I graduated with honors from the First Universal Christian
KIngdom University.
> You went to Yeshiva from what I heard.
Who told you that. I ain't Jewish. The founders of Our Holy Church
are Black Jew's - but I'm English and Irish and Cherokee Indian.
> Not what I heard. �I can't remember the rabbi's name but form the
> photo it looks like you used the same primer we used.
What photo is that? We got several Holy Hebrew books.
> Reverend Mother F*****
Add TWENTY more degree's to your torment in hell now!
> A FULL [of it] Gospodin Witless and blind to the Truth
Oh? And just what is the Truth? That people turns into pigs and gets
ate by desperate Philistine Islanders? I don't think so!
> Max
I ain't Max. I am LURLEAN !!!
> are you one of those apikorot
What is that word supposed to mean? The plural o' "apikoros" is
"apikorsim" for men and "apikorsot" for women.
> my grandfather used to always tell me to avoid?
I'm sure I ain't no such thing!
Deep in prayer for the senile and the confused -
The one, the only, the True and the Real
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Bible Preaching Christian