1,023 Homosexuals Have Gone to Hell So Far Today: Who's Next?
Good and Godly Velma
face out of whatever sweaty crack it's typically buried in that God
HATES gayo lust. Why do you think so many sodomites get the aids and
die from it? Those who live have to use tens of thousands of dollars
worth of drugs that taxpayers like me pay for to survive. You STILL
have diarrhea that you splatter all over public toilets in an effort to
spread your deadly viruses everywhere. Aids victims still go to the
gay bars, the bath houses and the dirty book stores looking for younger
and younger sex partners to defile. Gayo men love sex in public. They
leave messes wherever they can...diseased body fluids, used condoms
that have either slipped off during the act or have been thrown away in
the heat of perverted passion, butt plugs that have popped out, streams
of urine and piles of feces, even drops of blood thats spill from
violated sphincters. Lesbians prefer to showcase the ugliness of their
partners by dressing them in white tee-shirts, tight jeans or even tank
tops...with no bra! After being licked and sucked so much most
lesbians breasts are pendulous. The more mannish ones try to cover
theirs up. If God curses them with breast cancer and they lose one or
both, they parade around half-naked as if they were men, proud of their
ugly scars. Lesbians excel at personal ugliness. Why do you think so
many of them balloon up to 300 pounds and literally collapse under the
combined weight of hypertension, high cholesterol, osteoporosis and
gallstones before they're fifty? I'm always worried one will fall on
me and kill me! Why do you think homosexuals are so often the victims
of crime...such as assault, domestic violence, drug-related robberies,
even murder? It's because they live a typically degenerate, even
criminal lifestyle...in the company of street hustlers, dope pushers
and porn peddlers.
Pastor Grissom had a true vision this morning in which he saw 1,023
homosexuals go directly to hell...all because of their untamed lust for
their own flesh. Homosexuality is a form of narcissism brewed up by
the devil to put those who succumb to it in hell. Satan gives them
power to spread confusion, chaos and disease so they can unsettle the
world. They are the cause of most social and political problems
because they among all subversive Satanic sub-groups have won the pity
of the world by convincing people they were born with those sick
desires to feast on young flesh and spread every imaginable veneral
disease AND crab lice. They're even responsible for the plague of
bedbugs that's attacking our country today...all because of their sex
jaunts to Thailand and the Philippines. That's the destiny of every
homosexual...the fires of hell now and an eternity in the burning Lake
of Fire and Brimstone later. The only escape is TOTAL repentance and
renunciation of the sick gayo lifestyle with all its disgusting sex
acts and pedophilia.
Those of you who have blasphemed the Holy Spirit cannot be saved. You
are the devil's operatives and I will oppose every wicked thing you do.
It's obvious to others who read this newsgroup how cruel, underhanded
and unscrupulous you homosexuals are...scheming and slandering at every
turn. If you're not mindful of your sins, you will ALL wind up in
hell.
I will pray for you at church tomorrow
The REAL Sister Velma G. Crowder
A good and Godly gospel witness
Velma Crowder
Please disregard what my brother Vernon (who is now my sister Varnisha)
writes.
She is severely ill with many psychiatric disorders. She sees spirits,
mostly of the Devil, who she confuses with God.
God loves the Gays and the Lesbians.
Sincerely yours,
Velma Crowder
The REAL Velma
@truthonly RamRod Sword of Baal
Good and Godly Velma vomited forth this lot of puke..........
"Good and Godly Velma" <vgcr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1165690580.2...@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
I hope that she is aware of "As ye judge, so ye shall be judged"
bobandcarole
velma is a woman and i don't care about women cuz i am a very very gay
man and ramrod i want you to fuck me cuz i bet you have big Baals
bob&carole
Good and Godly Velma wrote:
> It should be obvious to any homosexual who bothers to lift his or her
> face out of whatever sweaty crack it's typically buried in that God
> HATES gayo lust.
Yep
Why do you think so many sodomites get the aids and
> die from it?
Because they are perverts....
No One
> It should be obvious to any homosexual who bothers to lift his or her
> face out of whatever sweaty crack it's typically buried in that God
> HATES gayo lust. <snip>
Oh, come off it, Max. But just out of curiosity, why did you pick
1023? Is your brain some sort of 10-bit machine that can only handle
unsigned integers from 0 to 1023 inclusive? If you add one more,
the number will wrap to 0!
Good and Godly Velma
Selmavelma. And it was our church's own Pastor Grissom who saw 1,023
vile homosexuals go directly to hell this morning...not me. That's
about how many go there every day. You'll probably join them you're so
evil and stubborn.
I'll pray for your anyway...at least you're not blasphemous.
Jesus saves sinners souls,
The REAL Velma G. Crowder
Good and Godly gospel witness to the homosexually perverted
No One
> I'm not Max...I'm the REAL Velma G. Crowder, not phoney-baloney
> Selmavelma. And it was our church's own Pastor Grissom who saw 1,023
> vile homosexuals go directly to hell this morning...not me. That's
> about how many go there every day. You'll probably join them you're so
> evil and stubborn.
>
> I'll pray for your anyway...at least you're not blasphemous.
Hey Max, don't sweat it. One extra guy added to your 1023 will wrap
the counter in your 10-bit memory and the number in Hell will drop to
zero. Surely you don't think anyone would believe you are smart enough
to handle the overflow when you can't keep your characters straight.
Good and Godly Velma
to tell you that Jesus will protect me for homosexuals and their
defenders. You'll all go to hell for giving in to your ugly
lusts...and I will go to heaven.
Jesus loves me!
V.G.C.
A good and Godly Christian witness
No One
> I told you...I'm not Max. I'm good and Godly Velma Crowder. I'm here
> to tell you that Jesus will protect me for homosexuals and their
> defenders. You'll all go to hell for giving in to your ugly
> lusts...and I will go to heaven.
Sure Max, that's what *all* your characters say, and I presume
"Jesus will protect me *for* homosexuals" means exactly what it
says, regardless of what was intended. :-)
Good and Godly Velma
the text before it's actually published. You can't blame me for that.
I'm still...
Good and Godly Velma Crowder
And no one else, damn it
(Pardon my French)
No One wrote:
> "Good and Godly Velma" <vgcr...@hotmail.com> writes:
>
> > I told you...I'm not Max. I'm good and Godly Velma Crowder. I'm here
> > to tell you that Jesus will protect me from homosexuals and their
No One
> Yes. I always write what I mean. Sometimes Satan manages to mangle
> the text before it's actually published. You can't blame me for that.
> I'm still...
LOL!
Come on, Max. Do you think anyone is going to believe that? You really
need to improve your writing.
> No One wrote:
> > "Good and Godly Velma" <vgcr...@hotmail.com> writes:
> >
> > > I told you...I'm not Max. I'm good and Godly Velma Crowder. I'm here
> > > to tell you that Jesus will protect me from homosexuals and their
> > > defenders. You'll all go to hell for giving in to your ugly
> > > lusts...and I will go to heaven.
> >
> > Sure Max, that's what *all* your characters say, and I presume
> > "Jesus will protect me *for* homosexuals" means exactly what it
> > says, regardless of what was intended. :-)
Well, we know what you said, and you admited that you always write
what you mean, and we know that no supernatural anything changes your
text, so ....
Good and Godly Velma
Satan, his demons and his hordes of evil homosexuals every day? They
throw rocks at my window and try to get me look at pornography even! A
few of them manage to distract me from the holy things of God just long
enough to make me mistype or misspell a word. That doesn't make me
anybody but who I am, good and Godly Velma G. Crowder.
Jesus saves sinners souls every day
Step right up...
Sister Velma Crowder
Good, Godly and faithful
E=mc^2
<vgcr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>It should be obvious to any homosexual who bothers to lift his or her
>face out of whatever sweaty crack it's typically buried in that God
>HATES gayo lust. Why do you think so many sodomites get the aids and
>die from it?
Then why are there more people worldwide who were infected by
heterosexual contact than homosexual? And why do lesbians have the
lowest HIV+ rate?
>Lesbians prefer to showcase the ugliness of their
>partners by dressing them in white tee-shirts, tight jeans or even tank
>tops...with no bra!
I guess you have never met femme lesbians? They do exist.
>If God curses them with breast cancer
Then why do heterosexual women get breast cancer?
>Pastor Grissom
Who?
>They're even responsible for the plague of
>bedbugs that's attacking our country today...
What plague of bedbugs?
>Those of you who have blasphemed the Holy Spirit cannot be saved.
That's one of Max's comments.
-- E
"Those who are too lazy and comfortable to think
for themselves and be their own judges obey the law.
Others sense their own laws within them; things are
forbidden to them that ever honorable man will do
any day of the year and other things are allowed to
them that are generally despised."
-- "Demian" Hermann Hesse
No One
> Remember...I'm Velma, not Max. Don't you believe I'm under attack by
> Satan, his demons and his hordes of evil homosexuals every day?
I believe that you [Max] need to take a vacation so you can sort out
your characters and improve your writing. You are getting stale. Very
stale. Abominably stale. Think of your staleness as the work of the
devil. The only way to fight back is to go away for a year and come
back with new material.
<snip>
Good and Godly Velma
Velma G. Crowder
A true Christian
Good and Godly Velma
Good and Godly Velma wrote:
>
> Velma G. Crowder
WARNING: Do not send money to this "Velma G. Crowder". She is an
imposter. I am the real Velma. This person is my sister, who used to
be my brother Vernon before The Operation. She is a psychotic mess and
needs to be on medication.
She looks like this:
_____________________
/| /| | | |
||__|| | | I WANT TO USE |
/ O O\__ | YOUR DICK AS A |
/ \ | TOOTHBRUSH |
/ \ \|_____________________|
/ _ \ \ ||
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | _||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | | --|
| | | |____ --|
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ | ||
/ _ \\ | / `
* / \_ /- | | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
Good and Godly Velma
E=mc^2 wrote:
> Then why are there more people worldwide who were infected by
> heterosexual contact than homosexual?
Who says they are? I don't pay any attention to the phony statistics
in gayo magazines. They all ignore the high number of bisexual devil
worshipers who deliberately infect women with their viruses and then
claim to be straight. "GAY" officially stands for "got aids yet?"
Then there are your whores who'll take risks for higher pay.
Eventually the viruses take over their bodies and do only the devil's
will.
> And why do lesbians have the lowest HIV+ rate?
Probably because God has already cursed them with enough other diseases
already. An increasing number are getting the aids because they either
use drugs or are fooling around with men on the side. As dishwater
dull as lesbian sex is, I can't say I'm surprised. Do you know about
lesbian bed death?
> I guess you have never met femme lesbians?
I try to avoid them wherever possible. They always want to recruit me
into their sex cult.
> They do exist.
They're usually ugly no matter where they fall on the butch/femme
spectrum. Do you know any stone butches? I thought you were a "soft"
butch. Do you have to take special drugs to stay "soft"? Your
demeanor is nothing but.
> Then why do heterosexual women get breast cancer?
That's simple...they sin.
> Who?
Pastor Grissom, pastor of our church.
> What plague of bedbugs?
The one that homosexuals and illegal immigrants brought here. Do you
live on an island somewhere that doesn't get Fox News?
> That's one of Max's comments.
No, dummy. That's in the New Testament. Maybe you should try reading
it all the next time you're between sex partners...if that ever
happens.
> -- E
For enema?
> "Those who are too lazy and comfortable to think
> for themselves and be their own judges obey the law.
> Others sense their own laws within them; things are
> forbidden to them that ever honorable man will do
> any day of the year and other things are allowed to
> them that are generally despised."
> -- "Demian" Hermann Hesse
That book is all about Max. Did you catch the gayo scene at the end?
I'll pray for you...not that it will accomplish much.
Fighting ignorance every day...
The REAL good and Godly Velma
God's special gospel beacon
michael james
Obviously the number of guys by which he was rejected. :)
No One
> Send me a year's salary and I'll think it over.
Sign a contract first, Max. I'll send you the salary commesurate with
what everyone else gets for posting on usenet. It has the curious
property that doubling it does not change its value. :-)
But thanks for admitting that Velma is a put on - that is the only
reason to "think it over".
Good and Godly Velma
mean my salary from the church...about $60,000 a year after taxes.
I'll need it all up front...and I will resume my Usenet ministry
exactly one year after I get paid. Those are my terms. Pay up.
Homosexuals do the devil's work every day...I'm here to stop them!
The REAL Sister Velma G. Crowder
Born again Christian witness
No One is nothing:
No One
> I am NOT a put-on, and I am Velma, not Max. Are you totally stupid? I
> mean my salary from the church...about $60,000 a year after taxes.
> I'll need it all up front...and I will resume my Usenet ministry
> exactly one year after I get paid. Those are my terms. Pay up.
No, you are Max V., and you are getting stale. Nobody is paying you
"$60,000 a year after taxes" to post on usenet. You need to take a
break to have time to straighten your characters out. That's part of
the cost of doing business, so it is your responsibility.
> Homosexuals do the devil's work every day...I'm here to stop them!
Sure, Max. Whatever floats your boat.
bob&carole
I am very sorry, but I NEED A BIG HARD DICK UP INSIDE MY ASS RIGHT
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody P L E A S E FUCK ME!!
i need it B A D ! ! !
please please please won't somebody please FUCK THE HELL OUT OF MY ASS
HOLE!
I am VERY VERY GAY and I NEED DICK!! I NEED IT BAD!! UP IN MY ASS!!
E=mc^2
<vgcr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>E=mc^2 wrote:
>
>> Then why are there more people worldwide who were infected by
>> heterosexual contact than homosexual?
>
>Who says they are?
The World Health Organization...
http://www.who.int/hiv/mediacentre/03-Introduction-2006_EpiUpdate_eng.pdf
> I don't pay any attention to the phony statistics
>in gayo magazines.
I'm not citing a gay magazine.
>> And why do lesbians have the lowest HIV+ rate?
>
>Probably because God has already cursed them with enough other diseases
>already.
Yet you said before that AIDS is god's punishment for
"sodomites." By your definition, that would include lesbians.
> An increasing number are getting the aids because they either
>use drugs or are fooling around with men on the side.
Cite, please?
>> I guess you have never met femme lesbians?
>
>I try to avoid them wherever possible. They always want to recruit me
>into their sex cult.
Do you even know what a femme lesbian is?
>> They do exist.
>
>They're usually ugly no matter where they fall on the butch/femme
>spectrum. Do you know any stone butches?
I've met some, but it was many years ago.
> I thought you were a "soft" butch.
I'm a straight man.
>> Who?
>
>Pastor Grissom, pastor of our church.
And why should I believe a word he says?
>> What plague of bedbugs?
>
>The one that homosexuals and illegal immigrants brought here. Do you
>live on an island somewhere that doesn't get Fox News?
I prefer to watch real news channels. (CNN)
>> -- E
>
>For enema?
No
>> "Those who are too lazy and comfortable to think
>> for themselves and be their own judges obey the law.
>> Others sense their own laws within them; things are
>> forbidden to them that ever honorable man will do
>> any day of the year and other things are allowed to
>> them that are generally despised."
>> -- "Demian" Hermann Hesse
>
>That book is all about Max. Did you catch the gayo scene at the end?
Yes, though I thought it was rather dorky. The book overall
was very good, but the ending was a little out there...
-- E
"The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is
the world.Who would be born must first destroy a world.
The bird flies to God. That God's name is Abraxas."
-- "Demian" Hermann Hesse
Dionisio
>Please disregard what my brother Vernon (who is now my sister Varnisha)
>writes.
>
>
<raised eyebrow>
"Varnisha"?
Who gave the kooks permission to...
Um, nevermind.
--
And the Thought of the Moment (TM) is:
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
(Brought to you by SigChanger. http://www.phranc.nl)
Dionisio
>Oh, come off it, Max. But just out of curiosity, why did you pick
>1023?
>
Binary.
[for Dragonlance lovers: <Bupu: Holding up four fingers> "Two, him know
two! Him Highbulp of Cursin' Coal-lition!"]
--
And the Thought of the Moment (TM) is:
There are Jews, mostly Orthodox, who aren't against homosexuals -- as long as they don't "flaunt" it. Apparently they've forgotten the discussions of the Lateran Councils of 1179 and 1215AD, when the idea of segregating Jews from Christian society was discussed. Fancy them forgetting their own "flaunting..."
Dionisio
>I'm here
>to tell you that Jesus will protect me for homosexuals and their
>defenders.
>
Hmm... Protected for...?
(This should be fascinating.)
--
And the Thought of the Moment (TM) is:
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
-- Calvin
ScottyFLL
E=mc^2 wrote:
> >
> Do you even know what a femme lesbian is?
>
(She has made the error, however, of thinking that the Labrador
Retrievers snorting at her crotch were actually Lesbians.)
Good and Godly Velma
No One wrote:
> No, you are Max V.,
You can't prove that. It's not true. I'm Velma G. Crowder. I'm good
and Godly.
> and you are getting stale.
So don't read my sermons. Nobody's holding a gun to your pointy head
now.
> Nobody is paying you "$60,000 a year after taxes" to post on usenet.
No. That's only a small part of my evangelical work for the Baptist
church, but most of it involves writing, so if you really want me to
take a break and practice, you'll have to pay my full salary. I also
do a lot of counseling for sexually confused homosexuals.
> You need to take a break to have time to straighten your characters out.
I also need to pay bills. How much can you send me?
> That's part of the cost of doing business, so it is your responsibility.
I write well enough for Pastor Grissom and the church.
> Sure, Max. Whatever floats your boat.
I'm Velma. Jesus loves me. He punishes people who mock me and call me
names. I'd be extra careful if I were you. Lightning bolts are
super-hot.
Jesus saves sinners souls...
Velma G. Crowder
God's good gospel witness
No One
> No One wrote:
>
> > No, you are Max V.,
>
> You can't prove that. It's not true. I'm Velma G. Crowder. I'm good
> and Godly.
<snip>
Come off it, Max. Your characters are too similar and it is a dead
giveaway. You really need to work on writing convincing dialog.
ScottyFLL
Good and Godly Velma wrote:
>
>
> names.
Yet when I call you a bad mother/whore-mongering trailer-park toothless
dumbkopf, I am rewarded by Jesus with a sense of peace, fulfillment,
and, yes, glee.
> I'd be extra careful if I were you. Lightning bolts are
> super-hot.
That isn't a lightning bolt, Varla. It's the TV remote control.
> Velma G. Crowder
You aren't supposed to be using that name anymore. The real Velma
Crowder is here now.
> God's whore-mongering trailer-living tooth-needing troll-wench
Good and Godly Velma
E=mc^2 wrote:
> The World Health Organization...
>
> http://www.who.int/hiv/mediacentre/03-Introduction-2006_EpiUpdate_eng.pdf
And just where does the World Health Organization get its figures from?
Don't you know that Satan is in complete control of most
communications media and they all broadcast lies 24/7? If you want the
real truth about aids and homosexuals, you've got to plug in to a
newsfeed published my a man of God like Pastor Grissom. He gets his
statistics straight from Jesus Christ.
> I'm not citing a gay magazine.
You might as well be. The ultimate source is the same...Satan.
> Yet you said before that AIDS is god's
God's. Would you please show some respect for your Creator before He
stopms your ass into the ground? Pardon my French.
> punishment for "sodomites." By your definition, that would include lesbians.
You sure are stupid. Sodomites are gay men. Lesbians are called
Sappho suckers.
> Cite, please?
Are you writing a term paper? Jesus revealed that fact to His people.
Would you like to subscribe to our church's inerrant publications?
> Do you even know what a femme lesbian is?
Yes. It's a homosexual woman who tries to pass for normal. You can
usually find the devil's mark on them somewhere even so.
> I've met some, but it was many years ago.
What do they get out of being "stone" butches? Can't even you see how
sick such behavior is?
> I'm a straight man.
When did you finally have the operation? Did somebody donate a penis
to you? Do you have to take Viagra to use it?
> And why should I believe a word he says?
He talks directly to God, that's why.
> I prefer to watch real news channels. (CNN)
There's a difference between news and propaganda.
> No
Are you sure about that? Only wicked people have so much to hide.
> Yes, though I thought it was rather dorky. The book overall
> was very good, but the ending was a little out there...
It's full of Jungian mythology...which comes straight from the devil.
At least Freudianism started out with the Talmud.
> -- E
Enema Bag???
> "The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is
> the world.
Is the egg still alive?
> Who would be born must first destroy a world.
> The bird flies to God. That God's name is Abraxas."
> -- "Demian" Hermann Hesse
Abraxas is Satan! Devil worshipers go to hell.
Won't you repent?
Jesus saves sinners souls!
Velma G. Crowder
Good and Godly gospel witness
E=mc^2
<vgcr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>E=mc^2 wrote:
>
>> The World Health Organization...
>>
>> http://www.who.int/hiv/mediacentre/03-Introduction-2006_EpiUpdate_eng.pdf
>
>And just where does the World Health Organization get its figures from?
Their clinics and researchers all over the world.
> Don't you know that Satan is in complete control of most
>communications media and they all broadcast lies 24/7?
WHO doesn't rely on broadcast media.
>> I'm not citing a gay magazine.
>
>You might as well be. The ultimate source is the same...Satan.
In other words, you only believe sources you want to believe -
don't confuse you with the facts, right?
>> Yet you said before that AIDS is god's
>
>God's. Would you please show some respect for your Creator before He
>stopms your ass into the ground?
If there were such a thing, I would. Since there isn't, there
is no one to show respect to.
>> punishment for "sodomites." By your definition, that would include lesbians.
>
>You sure are stupid. Sodomites are gay men. Lesbians are called
>Sappho suckers.
Eh, wrong. By dictionary definition, lesbians are also
sodomites.
>> Cite, please?
>
>Are you writing a term paper?
No, but since you asked for my source, I thought it only fair
that you cite yours.
> Jesus revealed that fact to His people.
In other words, there is no way for anyone to go back and
verify your "research."
>> I've met some, but it was many years ago.
>
>What do they get out of being "stone" butches?
How would I know?
> Can't even you see how sick such behavior is?
To each their own. I don't get it, but if that's how they are
comfortable, I can't say anything.
>> I'm a straight man.
>
>When did you finally have the operation? Did somebody donate a penis
>to you? Do you have to take Viagra to use it?
What operation? I've had my penis since I was born.
>> I prefer to watch real news channels. (CNN)
>
>There's a difference between news and propaganda.
Yes, I know. Fox "News" is propaganda.
>> No
>
>Are you sure about that? Only wicked people have so much to hide.
There are a lot of words that start with "e," you know...
>> -- E
>
>Enema Bag???
What is your facination with enemas? I can see where your son
got his anal fixation!
-- E
"The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is
the world.Who would be born must first destroy a world.
bobandcarole
E=mc^2 wrote:
>
I am sorry to tell you, E=mc^2, that you have written a post to the Bad
Velma, the one who claims she is a christian but is really a satanist.
She signs her posts "Velma G. Crowder" and pretends that VGC stands for
Very Good Christian. The real Velma does not use a middle initial.
You are much too smart and wonderful to be dragged into her den of evil
and hatred.
The real Velma is trying to save VGC's soul. VGC is an impersonator of
the real Velma Crowder, who is a member of PFLAG and very vocal on gay
and Lesbian rights.
I am a very gay man.
bob&carole
Wholly Holy Velma
E=mc^2 wrote:
> Their clinics and researchers all over the world.
All of which are staffed by devil worshipers who have sworn to
misrepresent the truth, which is that aids is primarily a gay disease.
I'm including the bisexuals in that group. Haven't you slept with both
men and women? What about dogs, hm? And what about COWS???
> WHO doesn't rely on broadcast media.
And just how do you know that? Do you work for them? Did you swear a
Satanic oath?
> In other words,
No. Not "in other words." My words were perfectly clear the way I
wrote them. Stop mangling my sermons. If you have trouble
understanding them, just pray to God for help. And then send me some
nice money to keep me preaching on more stations. Things will start to
clear up in no time.
> you only believe sources you want to believe -
No. I believe in God and the truth He reveals to His servants...not
bullshit from Satan's gigawatt lie generator. Pardon my French.
> don't confuse you with the facts, right?
No. Don't TRY to confuse me with homosexual lies. I already know the
facts. I can remember when gayos were in total denial about the aids.
That contributed significantly to its spread.
> If there were such a thing, I would. Since there isn't, there
> is no one to show respect to.
You'll meet God on Judgment Day. Then you'll go straight to hell for
all your sins. Unbelief is one of them.
> Eh, wrong. By dictionary definition, lesbians are also sodomites.
Yesterday you wrote "by your definition." Sodomites are male
homosexuals. The idea that there were lesbians in Sodom comes from
Hollywood...which is one of Satan's chief cities.
> No, but since you asked for my source, I thought it only fair
> that you cite yours.
I get my information directly from Jesus Christ and His faithful
servant Pastor Grissom.
> In other words,
No. NEVER "in other words"! Satan is talking thru you whenever you
try to twist my words around. Repeat exactly what I wrote 'til you get
the point. Don't try top put my preaching "in other words." That's
the work of the devil and those who have no Lamb. Your "other words"
are always wrong and of the devil anyway.
> there is no way for anyone to go back and verify your "research."
Of course there is. You can repent, become a true Christian and join a
Bible-believing church like ours. In no time you'll start getting
revelations at least three times a week...all of them straight from the
Lord's lips. Who can go out and verify all that bullshit that WHO puts
out anyway? Certainly not you. You can't even quote a holy woman of
God correctly.
> How would I know?
Didn't Satan tell you all that when you agreed to serve him?
> To each their own.
Then to me MY own. Don't interfere with my salvation ministry. We
park rescue buses outside the gay bars early Sunday morning to take
gayos to church to repent after their long Saturday night of frivolity
and sin.
> I don't get it,
Maybe you should go back to school.
> but if that's how they are comfortable, I can't say anything.
You manage to say quite a bit that's neither here nor there. Why don't
you go to church and get some good old-time religion in you?
> What operation? I've had my penis since I was born.
Is it your fraternal twin brother's? Or your father's? Don't you
think it's abusive for them to share theirs with you that way? I call
that kinky...that's for sure.
> Yes, I know. Fox "News" is propaganda.
Not normally. You have to watch it critically...as long as you watch
carefully.
> There are a lot of words that start with "e," you know...
Yes...like egg, elbow, excruciating, Ebola, easy and evil.
> What is your facination with enemas? I can see where your son
> got his anal fixation!
Are you talking about Jimbo? He hasn't got any anal fixation. What
makes you say such ugly things about my Godly family? My baby recently
found Jesus and got religion. I think you should too. It's just that
right now you and an enema both dislodge a lot of shit...pardon my
French...and mange to get it all over everything.
> -- E
Short for "Enema Bag."
Repent while there's still time for you.
Wholly holy Velma
Bill Baker
Good and Godly Velma wrote:
> It should be obvious to any homosexual who bothers to lift his or her
> face out of whatever sweaty crack it's typically buried in
"Sweaty crack it's typically buried in." Another phrase typical of
Max's characters.
> that God HATES gayo lust. Why do you think so many sodomites get the
> aids and die from it? Those who live have to use tens of thousands of dollars
> worth of drugs that taxpayers like me pay for to survive.
Yes, Max's characters are always worried about the "taxpayers" even
though none of them ever pay taxes (mostly because they're made up).
> You STILL have diarrhea that you splatter all over public toilets in an effort to
> spread your deadly viruses everywhere. Aids victims still go to the
> gay bars, the bath houses and the dirty book stores looking for younger
> and younger sex partners to defile.
Max's characters love to talk about different ways they think
homosexuals "spread disease".
> Gayo men love sex in public. They leave messes wherever they
> can...diseased body fluids, used condoms
> that have either slipped off during the act or have been thrown away in
> the heat of perverted passion, butt plugs that have popped out, streams
> of urine and piles of feces, even drops of blood thats spill from
> violated sphincters.
Ditto.
> Lesbians
Here we go!
> prefer to showcase the ugliness of their partners by dressing them in
> white tee-shirts, tight jeans or even tank tops...with no bra! After being
> licked and sucked so much most lesbians breasts are pendulous. The
> more mannish ones try to cover theirs up. If God curses them with
> breast cancer and they lose one or both, they parade around half-naked
> as if they were men, proud of their ugly scars. Lesbians excel at
> personal ugliness. Why do you think so many of them balloon up to
> 300 pounds and literally collapse under the combined weight of
> hypertension, high cholesterol, osteoporosis and
> gallstones before they're fifty? I'm always worried one will fall on
> me and kill me! Why do you think homosexuals are so often the victims
> of crime...such as assault, domestic violence, drug-related robberies,
> even murder? It's because they live a typically degenerate, even
> criminal lifestyle...in the company of street hustlers, dope pushers
> and porn peddlers.
Lesbians are ugly...check. Lesbians are fat...check. Afraid of being
fallen on by a lesbian...check. Gays associate with criminals...check.
Yep, all characteristics of Max's characters.
> Pastor Grissom had a true vision
Now we come to the phony "vision" part of Max's rant.
> this morning in which he saw 1,023 homosexuals go directly to
> hell...all because of their untamed lust for their own flesh.
Max always makes up these "visions" in which homosexuals burn in hell.
> Homosexuality is a form of narcissism brewed up by
> the devil to put those who succumb to it in hell. Satan gives them
> power to spread confusion, chaos and disease so they can unsettle the
> world. They are the cause of most social and political problems
> because they among all subversive Satanic sub-groups have won the pity
> of the world by convincing people they were born with those sick
> desires to feast on young flesh and spread every imaginable veneral
> disease AND crab lice. They're even responsible for the plague of
> bedbugs that's attacking our country today...all because of their sex
> jaunts to Thailand and the Philippines. That's the destiny of every
> homosexual...the fires of hell now and an eternity in the burning Lake
> of Fire and Brimstone later. The only escape is TOTAL repentance and
> renunciation of the sick gayo lifestyle with all its disgusting sex
> acts and pedophilia.
"Gays are pedophiles"...check off another characteristic of Max's
characters.
> Those of you who have blasphemed the Holy Spirit cannot be saved.
The holy spook fucked Mary and then Jesus was born.
> You are the devil's operatives and I will oppose every wicked thing you do.
> It's obvious to others who read this newsgroup how cruel, underhanded
> and unscrupulous you homosexuals are...scheming and slandering at every
> turn. If you're not mindful of your sins, you will ALL wind up in
> hell.
>
>
> I will pray for you at church tomorrow
Ending with the typical hell threat and a promise to pray for people.
See you next time, Max!
> The REAL Sister Velma G. Crowder
> A good and Godly gospel witness
--
Bushism 3-23:
"A small-business owner's outlook is improved when there's a new
product available that says, gosh, I'm meeting the needs of my
employees and also being able to better control costs." --Washington,
D.C.; March 16, 2004
Bernard Hubbard
<vgcr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Actually I prefer lobster and oysters but I see that your God forbids
you to eat them. You don't know what your missing.
--
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus
handicapped."~Elbert Hubbard to quote a relative of mine.
Bernard Hubbard
E=mc^2
<vgcr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>E=mc^2 wrote:
>
>> Their clinics and researchers all over the world.
>
>All of which are staffed by devil worshipers who have sworn to
>misrepresent the truth, which is that aids is primarily a gay disease.
I posted the source of my statistics, with a link so that
others can verify what I said. Why won't you do the same?
>Haven't you slept with both men and women? What about
> dogs, hm? And what about COWS???
No, no, and no.
>> WHO doesn't rely on broadcast media.
>
>And just how do you know that?
Because they do their own research. Read their site and you'll
see.
>> In other words,
>
>No. Not "in other words." My words were perfectly clear the way I
>wrote them.
Yes, they are clear. So was my statement. You and I said the
same thing, just used different words.
> If you have trouble understanding them,
I don't. They are clear. You only believe sources you want to
believe.
>> don't confuse you with the facts, right?
>
>No. Don't TRY to confuse me with homosexual lies.
I didn't. I said "don't confuse you with the FACTS." I didn't
say anything about lies - homosexual or otherwise.
>> If there were such a thing, I would. Since there isn't, there
>> is no one to show respect to.
>
>You'll meet God on Judgment Day. Then you'll go straight to hell for
>all your sins. Unbelief is one of them.
If any god existed, I would worry. Since none do, there will
be no Judgement Day.
>> Eh, wrong. By dictionary definition, lesbians are also sodomites.
>
>Yesterday you wrote "by your definition." Sodomites are male
>homosexuals.
Wrong. Anyone - straight or gay - who has oral or anal sex is,
by dictionary defintion, a "sodomite."
>> No, but since you asked for my source, I thought it only fair
>> that you cite yours.
>
>I get my information directly from Jesus Christ and His faithful
>servant Pastor Grissom.
From a source that cannot be independently verified.
>> In other words,
>
>No. NEVER "in other words"!
So you claim there is a way to independently verify your
claims?
>> How would I know?
>
>Didn't Satan tell you all that when you agreed to serve him?
Satan, like god, does not exist. There is no way I could agree
to serve a mythical being.
>> To each their own.
>
>Then to me MY own. Don't interfere with my salvation ministry.
You are interfering with others, with gives others the right
to "interfere" with you.
>> What operation? I've had my penis since I was born.
>
>Is it your fraternal twin brother's?
I don't have a twin brother.
> Or your father's? Don't you think it's abusive for them to share
> theirs with you that way? I call that kinky...that's for sure.
What are you talking about? What gave you the idea I have sex
with my father?
>> There are a lot of words that start with "e," you know...
>
>Yes...like egg, elbow, excruciating, Ebola, easy and evil.
So why are you so obsessed with "enema?"
an_old_friend
stop lying syaing I eat your shit
Ma...@kb9rqz.aprs
wrote:
>
you will have all seen the rsults today of K4YZ obessive stalking of
Myself One KB9RQZ
as I said more than a year ago I would not stand for the constant
libel of Robeson and few other in NG for more than year we have been
"treated" to steve effort to wera me down under his torrent of filth
and lies
whe n I saw 100 plus posts on this subject from obviously I could
answer them indivualy, unlike Robeson I have life
I may have steamrolled over something other than steve diatribe if I
steamrooled over you missing your content for this I am sorry
this message will be sent multitime in hope in may survive
following is at this point is the cut and paste at it full measure bit
got afdded as I noted charged made again that I wished to adress
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Morkie, I will conceed that you know two things that I will never
know...What it's like to lick my excrement off of another man's
genitals, and the going welfare rates in Michigan. steve goes claiming
othermen eat his shit
stop the lying stop the vandalism and stop the bull at this point my
server say you have post 8o plus itme titled with shit or a synoym in
the title
stop lying syaing I eat your shit
stop lying about being miiss quoted
get a life and get help since you are clearly obessed with staking a
man sexualy
the truth I trick you in 1998 when you thrented to MURDER me
stop this whining and face facts you are the one that is sick with
your obesstion for shit
the ruth is you are truly MAD robeson get help
and please stop the lie I have seen that you are doing ANYTHING for my
benifit
and stop lying about the ToS of Google they expressly prohibit your
cyvervandalism
and stop lying about my Military service I have my DD 214 as I guess
you do likely yours list section 8 as reason for discharge
http://kb9rqz.blogspot.com/
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wrote:
>E=mc^2 wrote:
Where's ED when we need him !!!!!
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> E=mc^2 wrote:
Don't tell me, let me guess. You're one of "Thurgood Tucker's" "people",
aren't you?
>> So why are you so obsessed with "enema?"
Tradition, by now.
> stop lying syaing I eat your shit
Are you ever going to develop another schtick, Wabbit? Frogging Mark
Morgan has gotta get old sooner or later.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity
"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
"They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve
their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the
short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and
therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to
play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the
physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height
advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting
up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after
the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's
distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao
is secretly John Wentzky's psychic twin. MID:
<1161246083.1...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
Ma...@kb9rqz.aprs
nah he has been flaming in other furums with the same shit a LLoyd
advies for more than 10 years from what I hear
Bill Baker
> Don't tell me, let me guess. You're one of "Thurgood Tucker's" "people",
> aren't you?
Ding ding ding ding! You are correct, sir! In this farce, Velma is
played by Max Varazslo who has brought us such merry characters as
Thurgood Tucker, Lurlean Tucker, Bernadette Templeton and Norman Boyd.
--
Bushism 9-29:
"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same
questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so?...How did you feel
when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union
address--State of the Budget address, whatever you call it."
--Interview with the Washington Post; March 9, 2001
Wholly Holy Velma
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:45:01 -0800, an_old_friend sat in thee Comfee
> Chaire, and didst
"Didst" is improper here. Please don't misuse King James English.
It's holy.
> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> Don't tell me, let me guess. You're one of "Thurgood Tucker's" "people",
> aren't you?
No, I am not. If such a person even exists, he's part of the F*CK sex
cult out in kinky California. I'm a member of the Baptist church in
Clearwater, Florida. I am good and Godly. Mr. Tucker is a gayo drag
queen and torture freak.
> Tradition, by now.
I'm not obsessed with enemas. I just think a few people around here
could use one.
> Hail Eris!
> Demon Prince of Absurdity
At least you admit Eris is a demon.
Jesus loves you!
Wholly Holy Velma
to support Pesident Bush. Instead believe Bible-brandishing Velma.
Anyway, Max joined the Baptist church and bid goodbye to the gayo F*CK
cult out west.
V.G.C.
A very good Christian
Wholly Holy Velma
E=mc^2 wrote:
> I posted the source of my statistics,
Not really. The source of your statistics is Satan. He manipulates
others to lie for him. All you did was toss those lies around. If you
want to learn the truth about aids...go to any gay bar or sex club and
you can watch it SPREAD for yourself!
> with a link so that others can verify what I said.
I verified that it was all bullshit...pardon my French. Do you believe
everything you read on the internet?
> Why won't you do the same?
Our church doesn't have a website. If you want to hear the truth from
God's own prophets, you're more than welcome to join our church...but
you have to repent, believe in God and tithe at least every month.
> No, no, and no.
Why should I believe you? You're Godless.
> Because they do their own research.
How can you be sure? Are you there helping them out? How do you know
the devil isn't running the show?
> Read their site and you'll see.
I saw. It was a pack of lies. I trust Jesus...and He speaks thru
Pastor Grissom...not thru the World "Health" Organization. They cover
up gayo sin.
> Yes, they are clear. So was my statement. You and I said the
> same thing, just used different words.
No. You restated my words to TWIST the meaning out of them. That's
how I know you're of the devil.
> I don't. They are clear. You only believe sources you want to believe.
That is NOT what I said. I only trust sources I know are reliable.
The only reliable sources are people who get their information directly
from Jesus Christ. The truth He reveals sets people free. If the
world would acknowledge that aids is primarily a gayo disease and put
all male homosexuals away, the infection rate would plummet overnight.
> I didn't. I said "don't confuse you with the FACTS." I didn't
> say anything about lies - homosexual or otherwise.
Any bullshit that says aids is not primarily a gayo disease is a
homosexual lie. Pardon my French.
> If any god existed, I would worry. Since none do, there will
> be no Judgement Day.
You'll see when the Time comes. The Lord Jesus will kick your ass from
here to Pluto. Then you'll burn in regret and torment in the Lake of
Fire and Brimstone forever. Don't you think you'd better repent and
ask Jesus to save you right about now?
> Wrong. Anyone - straight or gay - who has oral or anal sex is,
> by dictionary defintion, a "sodomite."
That all depends on which dictionary you're reading. Did you consult
Unger's Bible Dictionary?
> From a source that cannot be independently verified.
Either can be independently verified if you join our church and study
the Bible.
> So you claim there is a way to independently verify your claims?
I never claimed that. You are welcome to join the church and be a true
Christian just like me. Don't you want to know Jesus and escape
hellfire?
> Satan, like god, does not exist.
Satan exists...but he has blinded you to the truth. Start going to
church and you may see more of it.
> There is no way I could agree to serve a mythical being.
There are obviously many ways. You are the devil's plaything. You
parrot his words every day. You are evil!
> You are interfering with others, with gives others the right to "interfere" with you.
How am I interfering? Nobody is forced to read my sermons. You come
here of your own free will and try to challenge the plain truth of the
gospels. Satan will never win me over. I have seen the Light and know
my Redeemer liveth!
> I don't have a twin brother.
Then you've got mental delusions. I KNOW you're a lesbian. Jesus
wants to save you from a lifestyle of lies and lust.
> What are you talking about? What gave you the idea I have sex
> with my father?
Did I say SEX? Your mind is a total pigpen!
> So why are you so obsessed with "enema?"
Because you need a good flushing out.
Jesus saves sinners!
Velma G. Crowder
A good and Godly Christian
ScottyFLL
Wholly Holy Velma wrote:
> gayo F*CK cult
Varla! Your French!
ScottyFLL
Wholly Holy Velma wrote:
> F*CK sex cult
Varla! Your French!
Bill Baker
> That's a lie.
Max hates it when you figure out his little game.
> Never believe a blasphemer, especially when he refuses
> to support Pesident Bush.
Sorry, I'd rather support our country instead.
> Instead believe Bible-brandishing Velma.
...the latest in a long line of Max's characters.
> Anyway, Max joined the Baptist church and bid goodbye to the gayo F*CK
> cult out west.
We know. He did it the very first day you posted here.
> V.G.C.
> A very good Christian
--
Bushism 3-25/26:
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's
some kind of federal program."
--St. Charles, Missouri; November 2, 2000
Bill Baker
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:45:01 -0800, an_old_friend sat in thee Comfee
> > Chaire, and didst
>
> "Didst" is improper here. Please don't misuse King James English.
> It's holy.
As holy as "gayo" or as holy as French words like "ass" and "fuck"?
> > finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> > Don't tell me, let me guess. You're one of "Thurgood Tucker's" "people",
> > aren't you?
>
> No, I am not. If such a person even exists, he's part of the F*CK sex
> cult out in kinky California. I'm a member of the Baptist church in
> Clearwater, Florida. I am good and Godly. Mr. Tucker is a gayo drag
> queen and torture freak.
And what will your next character say about this one, Max?
> > Tradition, by now.
>
> I'm not obsessed with enemas. I just think a few people around here
> could use one.
Namely, you.
> > Hail Eris!
> > Demon Prince of Absurdity
>
> At least you admit Eris is a demon.
>
>
> Jesus loves you!
>
> Velma G. Crowder
> Good and Godly gospel witness
--
Bushism 5-6/7:
"We've had a great weekend here in the Land of the Enchanted."
--Albuquerque, New Mexico; May 12, 2003
[New Mexico's state nickname is "Land of Enchantment"]
Bill Baker
> E=mc^2 wrote:
>
> > I posted the source of my statistics,
>
> Not really. The source of your statistics is Satan. He manipulates
> others to lie for him. All you did was toss those lies around. If you
> want to learn the truth about aids...go to any gay bar or sex club and
> you can watch it SPREAD for yourself!
Really? How many viruses can you see without a microscope?
> > with a link so that others can verify what I said.
>
> I verified that it was all bullshit...pardon my French. Do you believe
> everything you read on the internet?
No. For example, we don't believe you when you write on the internet.
> > Why won't you do the same?
>
> Our church doesn't have a website. If you want to hear the truth from
> God's own prophets, you're more than welcome to join our church...but
> you have to repent, believe in God and tithe at least every month.
Does it have to be all three at the same time, or can we do one out of
the three each month?
> > No, no, and no.
>
> Why should I believe you? You're Godless.
Well, why don't you pray to God for the answers you're seeking if you
don't believe us? Why did you even ask him the question if you (think
you) already knew the answer?
> > Because they do their own research.
>
> How can you be sure? Are you there helping them out? How do you know
> the devil isn't running the show?
Because the devil is a mythical being.
> > Read their site and you'll see.
>
> I saw. It was a pack of lies. I trust Jesus...and He speaks thru
> Pastor Grissom...not thru the World "Health" Organization. They cover
> up gayo sin.
Is Pastor Grissom going to be your next character, Max?
> > Yes, they are clear. So was my statement. You and I said the
> > same thing, just used different words.
>
> No. You restated my words to TWIST the meaning out of them. That's
> how I know you're of the devil.
So you're saying that your words have no meaning?
> > I don't. They are clear. You only believe sources you want to believe.
>
> That is NOT what I said. I only trust sources I know are reliable.
> The only reliable sources are people who get their information directly
> from Jesus Christ. The truth He reveals sets people free. If the
> world would acknowledge that aids is primarily a gayo disease and put
> all male homosexuals away, the infection rate would plummet overnight.
Yeah, too bad we can't just put all sick people away. We might even be
able to cure the common cold!
> > I didn't. I said "don't confuse you with the FACTS." I didn't
> > say anything about lies - homosexual or otherwise.
>
> Any bullshit that says aids is not primarily a gayo disease is a
> homosexual lie. Pardon my French.
Do you think Jimbo would mind being locked up if the goal was to get
rid of AIDS?
> > If any god existed, I would worry. Since none do, there will
> > be no Judgement Day.
>
> You'll see when the Time comes. The Lord Jesus will kick your ass from
> here to Pluto. Then you'll burn in regret and torment in the Lake of
> Fire and Brimstone forever. Don't you think you'd better repent and
> ask Jesus to save you right about now?
So you admit that God is evil and Jesus is the only one that can cure
his rageaholic temper?
> > Wrong. Anyone - straight or gay - who has oral or anal sex is,
> > by dictionary defintion, a "sodomite."
>
> That all depends on which dictionary you're reading. Did you consult
> Unger's Bible Dictionary?
Why should we believe a man who was a hypochondriac and was Oscar
Madison's roommate?
> > From a source that cannot be independently verified.
>
> Either can be independently verified if you join our church and study
> the Bible.
In other words, get brainwashed and you'll see things clearly.
> > So you claim there is a way to independently verify your claims?
>
> I never claimed that. You are welcome to join the church and be a true
> Christian just like me. Don't you want to know Jesus and escape
> hellfire?
First, prove that there is any hellfire.
> > Satan, like god, does not exist.
>
> Satan exists...but he has blinded you to the truth. Start going to
> church and you may see more of it.
How do you know that Satan hasn't blinded you? Perhaps he's the one
who wrote the Bible. If I were Satan, that's certainly what I would
have done.
> > There is no way I could agree to serve a mythical being.
>
> There are obviously many ways. You are the devil's plaything. You
> parrot his words every day. You are evil!
Why you got to be a hater?
> > You are interfering with others, with gives others the right to "interfere" with you.
>
> How am I interfering? Nobody is forced to read my sermons. You come
> here of your own free will and try to challenge the plain truth of the
> gospels. Satan will never win me over. I have seen the Light and know
> my Redeemer liveth!
So you're saying you'd rather that everyone ignore your preaching?
> > I don't have a twin brother.
>
> Then you've got mental delusions. I KNOW you're a lesbian. Jesus
> wants to save you from a lifestyle of lies and lust.
You "KNOW" he's a lesbian? Just like you "KNOW" Satan, God and Jesus
exist?
> > What are you talking about? What gave you the idea I have sex
> > with my father?
>
> Did I say SEX? Your mind is a total pigpen!
You're the one who was saying he shared a penis with his father and/or
fraternal twin brother.
> > So why are you so obsessed with "enema?"
>
> Because you need a good flushing out.
You just can't get your mind off of anuses, can you, Max?
> Jesus saves sinners!
Then what are you doing here?
> Velma G. Crowder
> A good and Godly Christian
--
Bushism 10-3:
"So community colleges are accessible, they're available, they're
affordable, and their curriculums don't get stuck. In other words, if
there's a need for a certain kind of worker, I presume your curriculums
evolved over time."
--Niceville, Florida; August 10, 2004
Wholly Holy Velma
Satan wrote thru his servant Bill Baker:
> Max hates it when you figure out his little game.
Max isn't playing games any more. When he was they were gayo sex and
cross-dressing games. I thought you approved of those. He loves Jesus
now. Soon he'll be sharing the gospel with you. He speaks in tongues
and can elucidate the Aramaic words of Our Lord. I can't wait to hear
him blast fornication. That covers ALL forms of homosexuality.
> Sorry, I'd rather support our country instead.
President Bush was fairly elected to serve our country. That's exactly
what he's doing...by stomping Arab ass over in Iraq...pardon my French.
I hope he starts bombing Iran before they get a hold of the bomb and
start using it against the Jews. That would be Armageddon right there.
> ...the latest in a long line of Max's characters.
I'm not one of Max's "characters." Max is one of our church's latest
members. You're just mad because he left the Satanic sex church and
revoked your membership before he found Jesus.
> We know. He did it the very first day you posted here.
No. He joined only a few weeks ago. Have you been smoking pot again?
Are you a big fan of Jay Bakker? His new show is supposed to take up
homosexuality next week. Apparently he's all for it. He'll do
anything for money. His mother is going to turn on the tears again
just for him. There has to be a good reason God afflicted her as much
as He has. I think it's because she's so nice to the gayos. SICK!!!
> Bushism 3-25/26:
> "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's
> some kind of federal program."
> --St. Charles, Missouri; November 2, 2000
That was right before Election Day. I think President Bush was
misquoted by Satanists.
Jesus saves sinners!
Velma G. Crowder
Good and Godly gospel witness for Christ!
Bill Baker
> Satan wrote thru his servant Bill Baker:
>
> > Max hates it when you figure out his little game.
>
> Max isn't playing games any more.
Sure you're not.
> When he was they were gayo sex and cross-dressing games. I
> thought you approved of those. He loves Jesus
> now. Soon he'll be sharing the gospel with you. He speaks in tongues
> and can elucidate the Aramaic words of Our Lord. I can't wait to hear
> him blast fornication. That covers ALL forms of homosexuality.
We've already been listening to you do that for seven years now, Max.
> > Sorry, I'd rather support our country instead.
>
> President Bush was fairly elected to serve our country.
Maybe, but that doesn't mean that supporting him means supporting our
country.
> That's exactly what he's doing...by stomping Arab ass over in
> Iraq...pardon my French.
Really? Then how come they keep killing our soldiers with no end in
sight? Why did he have to ask James Baker to figure out a way out of
the mess he got us into?
> I hope he starts bombing Iran before they get a hold of the bomb and
> start using it against the Jews. That would be Armageddon right there.
I say let them have their armageddon. If we develop our own
alternative to oil-based fuel we can pull out of the Middle East and
let them kill each other.
> > ...the latest in a long line of Max's characters.
>
> I'm not one of Max's "characters." Max is one of our church's latest
> members. You're just mad because he left the Satanic sex church and
> revoked your membership before he found Jesus.
Sure, Max. Whatever you say.
> > We know. He did it the very first day you posted here.
>
> No. He joined only a few weeks ago.
If that's what you want to think, Max.
> Have you been smoking pot again?
Never touch the stuff.
> Are you a big fan of Jay Bakker? His new show is supposed to take up
> homosexuality next week. Apparently he's all for it.
Good.
> He'll do anything for money. His mother is going to turn on the tears again
> just for him. There has to be a good reason God afflicted her as much
> as He has. I think it's because she's so nice to the gayos. SICK!!!
Yeah, because we all know she should be stoning them to death
(Leviticus 20:13) right? If only she was a godly as Fred Phelps!
> > Bushism 3-25/26:
> > "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's
> > some kind of federal program."
> > --St. Charles, Missouri; November 2, 2000
>
> That was right before Election Day. I think President Bush was
> misquoted by Satanists.
Think what you want, but it's an exact word-for-word quote. Have you
seen this video of Bush?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqqs3OmyCYY
> Jesus saves sinners!
>
>
> Velma G. Crowder
> Good and Godly gospel witness for Christ!
--
Bushism 5-15:
"The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get
people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give
clues and data."
--Washington, D.C.; December 15, 2003
Wholly Holy Velma
Satan wrote thru his sex slave Bill Baker again:
> Sure you're not.
No I'm not..playing games OR Max. I'm Velma Crowder and I preach the
gospel straight and true.
> We've already been listening to you do that for seven years now, Max.
I'm Velma. Did you snort too many poppers tonight? When Max was here,
wasn't he against Christianity and President Bush? Well...things have
changed now.
> Maybe, but that doesn't mean that supporting him means supporting our
> country.
In this case it does. He's been a good president. There are things I
wish he would do that he hasn't yet...such as close our southern border
and break off all relations with Mexico...but he's got a lot on his
plate right now. Look at how much he's helped the economy during his
second term. Clinton left it in a mess because of Monica-gate.
President Bush has proved that Arabs are a violent people who get off
on bloodshed.
> Really? Then how come they keep killing our soldiers with no end in
> sight?
Because we won't use our most powerful weapons against them...and
because they're evil.
> Why did he have to ask James Baker to figure out a way out of the mess he got us into?
He was pressured to do that. The balance in the House of
Representatives is tipping back towards a Republican majority. You can
thank God for that. Then maybe Bush will drop nuclear bombs on
Baghdad.
> I say let them have their armageddon.
Theirs will be ours. God will protect Israel.
> If we develop our own alternative to oil-based fuel we can pull out of the Middle East and
> let them kill each other.
That's a big if. I'm all for that solution though...because I hate to
give a dime to any of those evil Arab kings. Do you hate the Jews too?
They do so much to help us.
> Sure, Max. Whatever you say.
I'm Velma...and whatever I say is true!
> If that's what you want to think, Max.
I'm Velma...and I know when Max joined our church.
> Never touch the stuff.
Do you use a cigarette holder or a roach clip so you can still get
stoned without touching it?
> Good.
Good? But homosexuality is evil. Do you believe Jim and Tammy were
good people? Look at how many people they cheated out of their
savings. There are rumors that Jim Bakker even had sex with men when
he was filthy rich.
> Yeah, because we all know she should be stoning them to death
> (Leviticus 20:13) right? If only she was a godly
A godly as? Don't say you never make typos. I make my share only
because I have to fight with the devil to preach.
> as Fred Phelps!
I wouldn't call Fred Phelps Godly. He's senile and isn't responsible
for his actions any more. He should be pitied. Stoning homosexuals
was part of the Jewish tradition that both the rabbis of the Talmud and
Jesus decided was too drastic. We now know that their condition can be
healed. Jesus takes away the lusts that cause homosexuality.
> Think what you want, but it's an exact word-for-word quote. Have you
> seen this video of Bush?
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqqs3OmyCYY
Probably...but videos can be doctored.
> Bushism 5-15:
> "The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get
> people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give
> clues and data."
> --Washington, D.C.; December 15, 2003
What's wrong with that? Isn't that how they found Saddam Hussein?
Jesus saves sinners souls every day!
Sister Velma G. Crowder
an_old_friend
badly and published a claim that I have eaten his shit of another mans
genitals it is incredable that he keeps one digging in deeper and deepr
on this subject
I have never met Robeson there fore unles he is contending that some
male lover of his got the shit and flew here for oral sex without ever
bathing it is quite impoosible for Robeson mistaken claims which he
also insists are true, as inists despite evedence that I am convicted
sex offender tax cheat cheat welfare fraud and rapist
indeed I am becoming concerned that he may indeed snap and I reffering
anyone reading my blog as part of investagating my possible death I
refer you esp to RRAP and to this older entry in my blog
http://kb9rqz.blogspot.com/2006/05/in-unlikely-event-of-my-death.html
Ma...@kb9rqz.aprs
wrote:
>
>E=mc^2 wrote:
>> On 11 Dec 2006 19:22:50 -0800, "Wholly Holy Velma"
>
>stop lying syaing I eat your shit
stop comiting fraud woger
Ma...@kb9rqz.aprs
wrote:
>104 posts, today, basicaly calling me a fraud becuase steve typoed
>badly and published a claim that I have eaten his shit of another mans
>genitals it is incredable that he keeps one digging in deeper and deepr
>
>on this subject
>
>I have never met Robeson there fore unles he is contending that some
>male lover of his got the shit and flew here for oral sex without ever
>bathing it is quite impoosible for Robeson mistaken claims which he
>also insists are true, as inists despite evedence that I am convicted
>sex offender tax cheat cheat welfare fraud and rapist
>
>
>indeed I am becoming concerned that he may indeed snap and I reffering
>anyone reading my blog as part of investagating my possible death I
>refer you esp to RRAP and to this older entry in my blog
>http://kb9rqz.blogspot.com/2006/05/in-unlikely-event-of-my-death.html
>
stop commingting fraud woger
E=mc^2
<vgcr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>E=mc^2 wrote:
>
>> I posted the source of my statistics,
>
>Not really. The source of your statistics is...
the World Health Organization, as cited.
>If you want to learn the truth about aids...go to any gay bar or sex club and
>you can watch it SPREAD for yourself!
What about those who get HIV from IV drug use, heterosexual
contact? Are they off the hook because they didn't get infected
through gay sex? What of the babies born with HIV? Do you blame them
for being born?
>> with a link so that others can verify what I said.
>
>I verified that it was all bullshit
No, you verified that you could not refute the evidence I
posted, so you chose to deny the evidence.
> Do you believe everything you read on the internet?
No, but I believe data from valid scientific research.
>> Why won't you do the same?
>
>Our church doesn't have a website.
So post a link to a scientific site that backs up your claims.
>> No, no, and no.
>
>Why should I believe you? You're Godless.
Do you think only those with religion can tell the truth? Is
the only reason you tell the truth (when you do) is because your god
told you to?
>> Because they do their own research.
>
>How can you be sure?
Because they also post how they did the research.
>> Read their site and you'll see.
>
>I saw. It was a pack of lies. I trust Jesus...and He speaks thru
>Pastor Grissom...not thru the World "Health" Organization. They cover
>up gayo sin.
If you say that, I know you didn't look at the site. It lists
men who have sex with men as a major vector for HIV.
>> I don't. They are clear. You only believe sources you want to believe.
>
>That is NOT what I said.
But that is what you meant. You don't want to believe the
World Health Organization, so you won't. You do want to believe Pastor
Grissom, so you will.
>If the world would acknowledge that aids is primarily a gayo disease
Except that it isn't, as studies show.
>> If any god existed, I would worry. Since none do, there will
>> be no Judgement Day.
>
>You'll see when the Time comes.
I have already seen. There is no way your god could exist as
you believe him to be.
>> From a source that cannot be independently verified.
>
>Either can be independently verified if you join our church and study
>the Bible.
That isn't independent verification. Now if you were willing
to let outsiders (with no previous ties to your church) in to hear
Pastor Grissom and they were willing to back up his claims, that would
be outside verification.
>> Satan, like god, does not exist.
>
>Satan exists...but he has blinded you to the truth. Start going to
>church and you may see more of it.
I've been to church. Went to church for years.
>> You are interfering with others, with gives others the right to "interfere" with you.
>
>How am I interfering?
By picking up people at bars and forcing them to go to church.
By posting lies in a public forum where someone unsuspecting could
read them and think they are true.
>> I don't have a twin brother.
>
>Then you've got mental delusions. I KNOW you're a lesbian.
I've never heard of a male lesbian. Some guys have joked that
they are lesbians, but it's just a joke.
>> What are you talking about? What gave you the idea I have sex
>> with my father?
>
>Did I say SEX? Your mind is a total pigpen!
What else could you have meant when you said my father shares
his penis with me?
>> So why are you so obsessed with "enema?"
>
>Because you need a good flushing out.
Sure you aren't thinking of yourself?
Bill Baker
> Satan wrote thru his sex slave Bill Baker again:
>
> > Sure you're not.
>
> No I'm not..playing games OR Max. I'm Velma Crowder and I preach the
> gospel straight and true.
Whatever you say, Max. Next you'll be telling me that you're going to
"flush" me if I don't stop calling you Max, just like all of Max's
characters do.
> > We've already been listening to you do that for seven years now, Max.
>
> I'm Velma. Did you snort too many poppers tonight? When Max was here,
> wasn't he against Christianity and President Bush? Well...things have
> changed now.
That's about the only thing that's changed about this character, Max.
> > Maybe, but that doesn't mean that supporting him means supporting our
> > country.
>
> In this case it does. He's been a good president. There are things I
> wish he would do that he hasn't yet...such as close our southern border
> and break off all relations with Mexico...but he's got a lot on his
> plate right now. Look at how much he's helped the economy during his
> second term. Clinton left it in a mess because of Monica-gate.
> President Bush has proved that Arabs are a violent people who get off
> on bloodshed.
I say if a blow job can help a president get his job done better, as in
Clinton's case, young women (or men) should be lined up outside the
Lincoln bedroom. Maybe if Bush got a hummer from Condoleeza Rice he'd
be a better president. She sure does act like she's in love with him.
> > Really? Then how come they keep killing our soldiers with no end in
> > sight?
>
> Because we won't use our most powerful weapons against them...and
> because they're evil.
Why not? Maybe Bush is being too soft on terror.
> > Why did he have to ask James Baker to figure out a way out of the mess
> > he got us into?
>
> He was pressured to do that.
Yeah, because things aren't going well in Iraq.
> The balance in the House of Representatives is tipping back towards a
> Republican majority.
According to who? Last I saw, the Republicans got their asses handed
to them. Get ready for Speaker Pelosi!
> You can thank God for that. Then maybe Bush will drop nuclear bombs on
> Baghdad.
He's had three years to do that already. Why hasn't he?
> > I say let them have their armageddon.
>
> Theirs will be ours. God will protect Israel.
Sure. You really think that we can't shoot down any bombs that come
our way?
> > If we develop our own alternative to oil-based fuel we can pull out of the Middle East and
> > let them kill each other.
>
> That's a big if. I'm all for that solution though...because I hate to
> give a dime to any of those evil Arab kings. Do you hate the Jews too?
> They do so much to help us.
I don't show any favoritism to any race, Jews included.
> > Sure, Max. Whatever you say.
>
> I'm Velma...and whatever I say is true!
If you say so, Max.
> > If that's what you want to think, Max.
>
> I'm Velma...and I know when Max joined our church.
So do we, Max.
> > Never touch the stuff.
>
> Do you use a cigarette holder or a roach clip so you can still get
> stoned without touching it?
Wow, you've really thought this through. How many times have you lit
up a doobie?
> > Good.
>
> Good? But homosexuality is evil. Do you believe Jim and Tammy were
> good people? Look at how many people they cheated out of their
> savings.
Look how many people all Christian churches cheat out of their money.
> There are rumors that Jim Bakker even had sex with men when
> he was filthy rich.
Whatever floats his boat.
> > Yeah, because we all know she should be stoning them to death
> > (Leviticus 20:13) right? If only she was a godly
>
> A godly as? Don't say you never make typos. I make my share only
> because I have to fight with the devil to preach.
I rarely make typos. I never said that I never make typos.
> > as Fred Phelps!
>
> I wouldn't call Fred Phelps Godly. He's senile and isn't responsible
> for his actions any more. He should be pitied. Stoning homosexuals
> was part of the Jewish tradition that both the rabbis of the Talmud and
> Jesus decided was too drastic. We now know that their condition can be
> healed. Jesus takes away the lusts that cause homosexuality.
So you're saying we should stop following the Bible? That's fine with
me.
> > Think what you want, but it's an exact word-for-word quote. Have you
> > seen this video of Bush?
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqqs3OmyCYY
>
> Probably...but videos can be doctored.
You didn't hear him talk about the "one-fingered salute" afterwards?
You didn't hear the people who were with him react to his gesture?
> > Bushism 5-15:
> > "The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get
> > people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give
> > clues and data."
> > --Washington, D.C.; December 15, 2003
>
> What's wrong with that? Isn't that how they found Saddam Hussein?
With bad grammar? No, it isn't.
> Jesus saves sinners souls every day!
Good, then we don't have to do anything like accept him as our savior
or any rot like that.
> Sister Velma G. Crowder
> Good and Godly gospel witness for Christ!
--
An idea, which has terrified millions, claims that some of us will go
to a place called Hell, where we will suffer eternal torture. This does
not scare me because, when I try to imagine a Mind behind this
universe, I cannot conceive that Mind, usually called "God," as totally
mad. I mean, guys, compare that "God" with the worst monsters you can
think of -- Adolph Hitler, Joe Stalin, that sort of guy. None of them
ever inflicted more than finite pain on their victims. Even de Sade, in
his sado-masochistic fantasy novels, never devised an unlimited
torture. The idea that the Mind of Creation (if such exists) wants to
torture some of its critters for endless infinities of infinities seems
too absurd to take seriously. Such a deranged Mind could not create a
mud hut, much less the exquisitely mathematical universe around us. If
such a monster-God did exist, the sane attitude would consist of
practicing the Buddhist virtue of compassion. Don't give way to hatred:
try to understand and forgive him. Maybe
He will recover his wits some day. - Robert Anton Wilson, "Cheerful
Reflections on Death and Dying," Gnoware, February 1999
Wholly Holy Velma
Satan wrote thru his sex slave Bill Baker again:
> Whatever you say, Max.
I am Velma.
> Next you'll be telling me that you're going to "flush" me if I don't stop calling you Max,
That's a good idea...because I'm not Max. I'm Velma G. Crowder, a very
good Christian. I know how much that bothers you, but that's just
tough!
> just like all of Max's characters do.
I'm not one of Max's characters. Anyway...I thought Queen Lurlean
killfiled you because you blasphemed the Holy Spirit. That will put
you in hell faster than anything else.
> That's about the only thing that's changed about this character, Max.
I'm Velma. Weren't Max's characters basically all gay? I'm not
anything like that. There's nothing funny about me.
> I say if a blow job can help a president get his job done better, as in
> Clinton's case,
How did that series of wicked sex acts help Clinton do a better job?
There was the dot-com boom and then the economy tanked right after
that. God punished him for bringing that tramp into the Oval Office
and then lying about what he did with her. How dare that sex pig shake
his finger in my face and tell me he didn't have a sexual relationship
with "that woman." At first I expected Marlo Thomas to pop out of a
cake. You may be too young to know what I'm talking about. I believe
Monica's side of the story though. I think he did come on to her and
lie to her too about his supposed feelings for her. After that scandal
came to light, did you write to Clinton and offer to perform oral sex
on him? A lot of gayos did..
> young women (or men) should be lined up outside the
> Lincoln bedroom.
Don't you at least think Clinton should have been divorced before he
started carrying on with that Jewish girl?
> Maybe if Bush got a hummer from Condoleeza
Condoleezza
> Rice he'd be a better president.
I hope they can and do both sue you for writing such crude filth! That
woman is very highly educated and brings enormous intelligence to the
White House. You should support her fully. She's doing so much for
world peace, elusive though it may be in some corners of the globe.
> She sure does act like she's in love with him.
I don't think so at all. She just knows where this country's headed
and wants to make the best of it. She knows President Bush is good for
America.
> Why not? Maybe Bush is being too soft on terror.
Maybe just a little. He's trying to keep the other Arabs happy so
they'll keep the oil flowing. He's proved that both Shiites and Sunnis
are thoroughly evil. Saddam Hussein was exactly what they deserved.
> Yeah, because things aren't going well in Iraq.
You can blame the homosexuals for that. They're pumping too much of
their porn into the country...especially the really violent kind that
involves snuff. Do you think the Ipswich Ripper is an Arab?
> According to who? Last I saw, the Republicans got their asses handed
> to them. Get ready for Speaker Pelosi!
Isn't she a lesbian? Anyway, if Tim Johnson resigns or dies, control
of the Senate will pass back to the GOP. God will probably smite of
few representatives in the House too. There are too many demonic
Democrats in there now.
> He's had three years to do that already. Why hasn't he?
He wanted the Arab American vote in 2004. Some of the fallout may get
in the oil that comes from Saudi Arabia or Kuwait and hurt somebody
here. I hope he nukes North Korea too.
> Sure. You really think that we can't shoot down any bombs that come
> our way?
If President Bush is in the White House, yes, but if we have another
lustful Democrat in office, we might not. Clinton had a chance to nab
Osama bin Laden but he didn't. He may have had a date with some tramp
or other that day.
> I don't show any favoritism to any race, Jews included.
They're not exactly a race. They are God's Chosen People though...and
you need to support them. We want to bring more of them into the GOP.
> If you say so, Max.
I say so...and I'm Velma. What drug are you on that keeps making you
forget who I am? Do you take anabolic steroids?
> So do we, Max.
I'm Velma...and you don't know shit...pardon my French.
> Wow, you've really thought this through. How many times have you lit
> up a doobie?
Personally...never.
> Look how many people all Christian churches cheat out of their money.
Bible-believing churches don't cheat anybody. They give back to the
communities they serve.
> Whatever floats his boat.
Lying and money grubbing are what really worked for him.
> I rarely make typos. I never said that I never make typos.
But you've given your life away to Satan. That's worse than a typo!
> So you're saying we should stop following the Bible?
No way! We have to make an effort to understand what God's Word really
means for people living today...in a world dominated by Satan and his
diseased sex slaves.
> That's fine with me.
That's because you're evil.
> You didn't hear him talk about the "one-fingered salute" afterwards?
> You didn't hear the people who were with him react to his gesture?
Yes, but I ignored those details. Everyone slips up a little every now
and then. At least he didn't dribble his dirty sperm all over a Jewish
girl's nice blue dress.
> With bad grammar? No, it isn't.
No, by getting information from insiders on the sly.
> Good, then we don't have to do anything like accept him as our savior
> or any rot like that.
Others have to. There's no hope for you now. You're a blasphemer.
You have to burn!
> An idea, which has terrified millions, claims that some of us will go
> to a place called Hell, where we will suffer eternal torture. This does
> not scare me because, when I try to imagine a Mind behind this
> universe, I cannot conceive that Mind, usually called "God," as totally
> mad. I mean, guys, compare that "God" with the worst monsters you can
> think of -- Adolph Hitler, Joe Stalin, that sort of guy. None of them
> ever inflicted more than finite pain on their victims. Even de Sade, in
> his sado-masochistic fantasy novels, never devised an unlimited
> torture. The idea that the Mind of Creation (if such exists) wants to
> torture some of its critters for endless infinities of infinities seems
> too absurd to take seriously. Such a deranged Mind could not create a
> mud hut, much less the exquisitely mathematical universe around us. If
> such a monster-God did exist, the sane attitude would consist of
> practicing the Buddhist virtue of compassion. Don't give way to hatred:
> try to understand and forgive him. Maybe
> He will recover his wits some day. - Robert Anton Wilson, "Cheerful
> Reflections on Death and Dying," Gnoware, February 1999
Robert Anton Wilson is a Satanic warlock. You'd expect him to preach
the devil's lies.
As for me, I preach the truth!
Andrealphus
Velma at vgcr...@hotmail.com, typed this:
> Satan wrote thru his sex slave Bill Baker again:
>
>> Whatever you say, Max.
>
> I am Velma.
>
No one cares.
--
Question with boldness even the existence of god; because if there be
one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded
fear. - Thomas Jefferson
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
and screamed:
> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:45:01 -0800, an_old_friend sat in thee Comfee
>> Chaire, and didst
>
> "Didst" is improper here. Please don't misuse King James English. It's
> holy.
Sez you. I say it's *holey*.
>> finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: Don't tell me, let me guess.
>> You're one of "Thurgood Tucker's" "people", aren't you?
>
> No, I am not. If such a person even exists, he's part of the F*CK sex
> cult out in kinky California. I'm a member of the Baptist church in
> Clearwater, Florida. I am good and Godly. Mr. Tucker is a gayo drag
> queen and torture freak.
That's nice, Max.
>> Tradition, by now.
>
> I'm not obsessed with enemas. I just think a few people around here could
> use one.
As you have always said, Max, in the vast majority of your socks. A quick
Google on "Cardinal Snarky" should remind you of who I am, BTW.
>> Hail Eris!
>> Demon Prince of Absurdity
>
> At least you admit Eris is a demon.
Do not. _I_ am the Demon Prince of Absurdity.
> Jesus loves you!
Who? That some Mexican?
> Velma G. Crowder
> Goof and God-awful witless
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
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"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
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"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
IBen Getiner
Good and Godly Velma wrote:
> It should be obvious to any homosexual who bothers to lift his or her
> face out of whatever sweaty crack it's typically buried in that God
> HATES gayo lust. Why do you think so many sodomites get the aids and
> die from it? Those who live have to use tens of thousands of dollars
> worth of drugs that taxpayers like me pay for to survive. You STILL
> have diarrhea that you splatter all over public toilets in an effort to
> spread your deadly viruses everywhere. Aids victims still go to the
> gay bars, the bath houses and the dirty book stores looking for younger
> and younger sex partners to defile. Gayo men love sex in public. They
> leave messes wherever they can...diseased body fluids, used condoms
> that have either slipped off during the act or have been thrown away in
> the heat of perverted passion, butt plugs that have popped out, streams
> of urine and piles of feces, even drops of blood thats spill from
> violated sphincters. Lesbians prefer to showcase the ugliness of their
> partners by dressing them in white tee-shirts, tight jeans or even tank
> tops...with no bra! After being licked and sucked so much most
> lesbians breasts are pendulous. The more mannish ones try to cover
> theirs up. If God curses them with breast cancer and they lose one or
> both, they parade around half-naked as if they were men, proud of their
> ugly scars. Lesbians excel at personal ugliness. Why do you think so
> many of them balloon up to 300 pounds and literally collapse under the
> combined weight of hypertension, high cholesterol, osteoporosis and
> gallstones before they're fifty? I'm always worried one will fall on
> me and kill me! Why do you think homosexuals are so often the victims
> of crime...such as assault, domestic violence, drug-related robberies,
> even murder? It's because they live a typically degenerate, even
> criminal lifestyle...in the company of street hustlers, dope pushers
> and porn peddlers.
>
> Pastor Grissom had a true vision this morning in which he saw 1,023
> homosexuals go directly to hell...all because of their untamed lust for
> their own flesh. Homosexuality is a form of narcissism brewed up by
> the devil to put those who succumb to it in hell. Satan gives them
> power to spread confusion, chaos and disease so they can unsettle the
> world. They are the cause of most social and political problems
> because they among all subversive Satanic sub-groups have won the pity
> of the world by convincing people they were born with those sick
> desires to feast on young flesh and spread every imaginable veneral
> disease AND crab lice. They're even responsible for the plague of
> bedbugs that's attacking our country today...all because of their sex
> jaunts to Thailand and the Philippines. That's the destiny of every
> homosexual...the fires of hell now and an eternity in the burning Lake
> of Fire and Brimstone later. The only escape is TOTAL repentance and
> renunciation of the sick gayo lifestyle with all its disgusting sex
> acts and pedophilia.
>
> Those of you who have blasphemed the Holy Spirit cannot be saved. You
> are the devil's operatives and I will oppose every wicked thing you do.
> It's obvious to others who read this newsgroup how cruel, underhanded
> and unscrupulous you homosexuals are...scheming and slandering at every
> turn. If you're not mindful of your sins, you will ALL wind up in
> hell.
>
>
> I will pray for you at church tomorrow
>
> The REAL Sister Velma G. Crowder
> A good and Godly gospel witness
Great read. Thankx.......
IBen Getiner
Faggotz, burn in HELL....
http://www.hatecrime.org/subpages/hatespeech/mattinhell.gif
What does a queer sound like when he'z eternally burning...??
Bill Baker
> Satan wrote thru his sex slave Bill Baker again:
>
> > Whatever you say, Max.
>
> I am Velma.
We know, Max.
> > Next you'll be telling me that you're going to "flush" me if I don't stop calling you Max,
>
> That's a good idea...because I'm not Max. I'm Velma G. Crowder, a very
> good Christian. I know how much that bothers you, but that's just
> tough!
Nope, doesn't bother me at all, Max.
> > just like all of Max's characters do.
>
> I'm not one of Max's characters. Anyway...I thought Queen Lurlean
> killfiled you because you blasphemed the Holy Spirit. That will put
> you in hell faster than anything else.
She did at first, but then she started again. Kind of like you, Max,
as if we didn't already know.
> > That's about the only thing that's changed about this character, Max.
>
> I'm Velma. Weren't Max's characters basically all gay? I'm not
> anything like that. There's nothing funny about me.
I agree, your jokes are getting kind of stale.
> > I say if a blow job can help a president get his job done better, as in
> > Clinton's case,
>
> How did that series of wicked sex acts help Clinton do a better job?
Well, he certainly seemed more relaxed.
> There was the dot-com boom and then the economy tanked right after
> that.
Yeah, just as soon as Bush took office. Imagine that!
> God punished him for bringing that tramp into the Oval Office
> and then lying about what he did with her. How dare that sex pig shake
> his finger in my face and tell me he didn't have a sexual relationship
> with "that woman." At first I expected Marlo Thomas to pop out of a
> cake. You may be too young to know what I'm talking about. I believe
> Monica's side of the story though. I think he did come on to her and
> lie to her too about his supposed feelings for her. After that scandal
> came to light, did you write to Clinton and offer to perform oral sex
> on him? A lot of gayos did..
I think you should offer to give Bush a blow job, since you seem to
like him so much.
> > young women (or men) should be lined up outside the
> > Lincoln bedroom.
>
> Don't you at least think Clinton should have been divorced before he
> started carrying on with that Jewish girl?
That's up to him and Hillary, not me.
> > Maybe if Bush got a hummer from Condoleeza
>
> Condoleezza
>
> > Rice he'd be a better president.
>
> I hope they can and do both sue you for writing such crude filth! That
> woman is very highly educated and brings enormous intelligence to the
> White House. You should support her fully. She's doing so much for
> world peace, elusive though it may be in some corners of the globe.
What is she doing for world peace? Other than telling lies for Bush,
that is.
> > She sure does act like she's in love with him.
>
> I don't think so at all. She just knows where this country's headed
> and wants to make the best of it. She knows President Bush is good for
> America.
Yeah, if "America" is the name she's given to her vagina.
> > Why not? Maybe Bush is being too soft on terror.
>
> Maybe just a little. He's trying to keep the other Arabs happy so
> they'll keep the oil flowing. He's proved that both Shiites and Sunnis
> are thoroughly evil. Saddam Hussein was exactly what they deserved.
So you think that he did the wrong thing by getting rid of Saddam
Hussein?
> > Yeah, because things aren't going well in Iraq.
>
> You can blame the homosexuals for that.
You can, but mainly because you're wrong about just about everything.
> They're pumping too much of their porn into the country...especially
> the really violent kind that involves snuff. Do you think the Ipswich
> Ripper is an Arab?
Why, were his victims found blown up?
> > According to who? Last I saw, the Republicans got their asses handed
> > to them. Get ready for Speaker Pelosi!
>
> Isn't she a lesbian? Anyway, if Tim Johnson resigns or dies, control
> of the Senate will pass back to the GOP. God will probably smite of
> few representatives in the House too. There are too many demonic
> Democrats in there now.
Tim Johnson is recovering just fine. He'll be ready to perform his
duties in January. Unlike Republicans who performed their duties on
underage pages.
> > He's had three years to do that already. Why hasn't he?
>
> He wanted the Arab American vote in 2004.
So now it's just a popularity contest for him? Too bad he's losing it.
> Some of the fallout may get in the oil that comes from Saudi Arabia
> or Kuwait and hurt somebody here. I hope he nukes North Korea too.
Who would Jesus bomb?
> > Sure. You really think that we can't shoot down any bombs that come
> > our way?
>
> If President Bush is in the White House, yes, but if we have another
> lustful Democrat in office, we might not.
Our defense weapons work just the same no matter which party is in
power.
> Clinton had a chance to nab Osama bin Laden but he didn't.
Clinton never had a chance to nab Osama bin Laden. You've been
listening to too many right-wing lies.
> He may have had a date with some tramp or other that day.
>
> > I don't show any favoritism to any race, Jews included.
>
> They're not exactly a race. They are God's Chosen People though...and
> you need to support them. We want to bring more of them into the GOP.
Too bad they're mostly liberal though.
> > If you say so, Max.
>
> I say so...and I'm Velma. What drug are you on that keeps making you
> forget who I am? Do you take anabolic steroids?
Still accusing me of taking drugs, Max?
> > So do we, Max.
>
> I'm Velma...and you don't know shit...pardon my French.
I'll pardon it as soon as you start speaking it.
> > Wow, you've really thought this through. How many times have you lit
> > up a doobie?
>
> Personally...never.
Oh, so you have other people light it up for you?
> > Look how many people all Christian churches cheat out of their money.
>
> Bible-believing churches don't cheat anybody. They give back to the
> communities they serve.
That's just so they can fool people into giving them more money so they
can build bigger churches.
> > Whatever floats his boat.
>
> Lying and money grubbing are what really worked for him.
Not exactly. He got caught, didn't he? I wouldn't say that worked for
him.
> > I rarely make typos. I never said that I never make typos.
>
> But you've given your life away to Satan. That's worse than a typo!
Not really...I could have given my life away to satin!
> > So you're saying we should stop following the Bible?
>
> No way! We have to make an effort to understand what God's Word really
> means for people living today...in a world dominated by Satan and his
> diseased sex slaves.
In other words, just don't follow the inconvenient parts. Why should
you fear getting arrested for following the Bible by killing
homosexuals? Maybe you'll be able to preach to a lot of prisoners.
> > That's fine with me.
>
> That's because you're evil.
I consider that a compliment coming from you.
> > You didn't hear him talk about the "one-fingered salute" afterwards?
> > You didn't hear the people who were with him react to his gesture?
>
> Yes, but I ignored those details. Everyone slips up a little every now
> and then. At least he didn't dribble his dirty sperm all over a Jewish
> girl's nice blue dress.
At least Clinton never invaded a country and threw it into turmoil and
us into an unwinnable war just because the leader once threatened his
daddy.
> > With bad grammar? No, it isn't.
>
> No, by getting information from insiders on the sly.
Sure, but not with bad grammar.
> > Good, then we don't have to do anything like accept him as our savior
> > or any rot like that.
>
> Others have to. There's no hope for you now. You're a blasphemer.
> You have to burn!
But you said Jesus saves sinners every day.
> > An idea, which has terrified millions, claims that some of us will go
> > to a place called Hell, where we will suffer eternal torture. This does
> > not scare me because, when I try to imagine a Mind behind this
> > universe, I cannot conceive that Mind, usually called "God," as totally
> > mad. I mean, guys, compare that "God" with the worst monsters you can
> > think of -- Adolph Hitler, Joe Stalin, that sort of guy. None of them
> > ever inflicted more than finite pain on their victims. Even de Sade, in
> > his sado-masochistic fantasy novels, never devised an unlimited
> > torture. The idea that the Mind of Creation (if such exists) wants to
> > torture some of its critters for endless infinities of infinities seems
> > too absurd to take seriously. Such a deranged Mind could not create a
> > mud hut, much less the exquisitely mathematical universe around us. If
> > such a monster-God did exist, the sane attitude would consist of
> > practicing the Buddhist virtue of compassion. Don't give way to hatred:
> > try to understand and forgive him. Maybe
> > He will recover his wits some day. - Robert Anton Wilson, "Cheerful
> > Reflections on Death and Dying," Gnoware, February 1999
>
> Robert Anton Wilson is a Satanic warlock. You'd expect him to preach
> the devil's lies.
In other words, you can't refute a thing he says so you attack the
person instead.
> As for me, I preach the truth!
You should do it here sometime!
> Sister Velma G. Crowder
> Good and Godly gospel witness for Christ!
--
Bushism 1-3:
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
--St. Louis, Missouri; October 18, 2000
Jimmy Despana
<NOREAL...@THIS.PLA> wrote:
>In News 1166332398....@t46g2000cwa.googlegroups.com,, Wholly Holy
>Velma at vgcr...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>
>> Satan wrote thru his sex slave Bill Baker again:
>>
>>> Whatever you say, Max.
>>
>> I am Velma.
>>
>
>
>No one cares about me because I'm a post-editing faggot.
LOL
Andrealphus
des...@home.com, typed this:
>
> In News 1166332398....@t46g2000cwa.googlegroups.com,,
> Wholly Holy Velma at vgcr...@hotmail.com, typed this:
>
>> Satan wrote thru his sex slave Bill Baker again:
>>
>>> Whatever you say, Max.
>>
>> I am Velma.
>>
>
>
> No one cares about me because I'm a post-editing faggot.
LOL
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