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Re: Is it just me or is Joe Buck even more of an asshole than he admits he is?

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Danny White

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Jan 5, 2010, 2:40:20 AM1/5/10
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On 04 Jan 2010, tirebiter <dontsp...@bigfoot.com> posted some
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> I think Buck makes an effort to do the PbP for every Cowboy game on
> Fox just so he can trash them with every sentence he speaks. I don't
> know what kind of crappy contract Troy Aikman got where it doesn't
> even have a clause that allows him to smash Joe's face into a table or
> wall at least once per game.

> Sunday's game was the worst. Buck was openly rooting for Philly
> throughout and kept tripping over himself to say over and over how
> long it's been since the Cowboys won a playoff game. He even had a
> montage about it in the 4th quarter when the shutout was the only
> suspenseful outcome left. After that film clip he literally gave up
> calling the game for about 5 minutes to continually chant the Cowboys'
> playoff record since 1996. I think he hoped it would jinx Dallas and
> the Eagles would come back, score 4 touchdowns and pull out a miracle
> win.

> There was a stat on the screen just before halftime that said the
> Eagles have not been shutout in the first half all season. I was
> certain that Joe Buck would not EVER mention that stat out loud, and I
> was right. The 13 year old negative Cowboy stats came up at least a
> dozen more times, but not one mention of something bad about the
> Eagles that happened within the last hour.

> His self effacing attitude in his promos is the 10 percent of the
> iceberg that is visible above the water. He doesn't admit that he's 9
> times more of a jerk than that.
>

Joe Buck is a homosexual liberal. He got his start by letting his
daddys' employers cornhole his buckeye on a daily basis.

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