Meet this Bill Kelly person, a Republican candidate for Illinois
comptroller! Look at all the Jagermeister- and regret-based beverages that
Bill Kelly consumes before harassing three (3) blond women, one (1)
misbegotten Eagle Scout, and countless (?) others. 69 body shots off
Wonkette operative "Andrew L." [YouTube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekx-tLtnaxw&feature=player_embedded
He is going to have to abandon his bid for the nomination of the Republican
party and run on the Bush/Tiger Woodie 'golf vacation' ticket.