If proposals for pizza parties and punching Grover Norquist in the
family jewels haven’t already pushed the White House’s “We the
People” petition program past the point of absurdity, a petition
launched Wednesday just might.
It requests a public display of everyone’s favorite wedding-
reception dance — the Hokey Pokey — from America’s commander-in-
“We feel that in this time of despair, that President Obama should
do the Hokey Pokey on national television during a special
Presidential Address to the nation,” the petition read.
“As a show of bipartisanship, President Obama should lead with his
right foot. After all, that’s what it’s all about.”
The White House removed the petition after it attracted 617
For some reason, however, the petition to allow Americans to “punch
Grover Norquist in the dick” is still collecting signatures.
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