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Mr. Red

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Aug 2, 2002, 2:54:17 PM8/2/02
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In article <Xns925E73C661A72...@216.168.3.40>, "Some call
me...Tim" <tim...@newsguy.com> wrote:

> As many of you know, my little dog Ernie signed up to be a
> Republican Team Leader. Although it dissapointed me, it wasn't a
> surprise, because, after all, he's the result of inbreeding.
> What do you expect of someone who thinks "candy store" when he
> sees a litter box?
>
> A few days ago, he received a magazine called "Rising Tide" from
> the RNC. Team Leaders, like my little inbred Ernie, are profiled
> in a 7 page aricle in the center of the magazine. I found their
> choices interesting. After all, in a piece like this, you are
> trying to give people role models with whom they can identify.
> These Team Leaders, much like my little feces eating dog Ernie,
> aren't very representative of America.
>
> Let's take a look at them in the order they are presented to the
> reader:
>
> Name, Occupation
> Lori L. Bautch, Home-school mom
> Terri Hardin, Home-school mom
> Laura Wieloch, Home-school mom
> Stacey Bartlett, Sales Representative
> Yvon Chancy, Insurance Agent
> Joshua Gibson, Disk Jockey, full time college student
> Willie Lewis, Director of Personnel Relations
> Andy Quach, Congressional Staffer
> Ilia Gizela Terrazas, Lawyer, Lobbyist for a fortune 500 company
> Mary Kay Ulsamer, County Republican Party Chair
>
> That breaks down to:
>
> 30% home schoolers
> 20% sales
> 20% political hacks
> 20% corporate executives
> and 1 college student
>
> Their most interesting choice is home schoolers. Why 3 out of
> ten? My guess is they are trying to remobilize the Christian
> Right, an important part of the republican coalition that has
> been steadily becoming less politically active over the last 10
> years.
>
>
> --
> "There ought to be limits to freedom."
> --GW Bush explaining why he took
> legal action against a web site
> for making fun of him.
> Tim
> http://member.newsguy.com/~satire/


Did they state where Joshua Gibson, Disk Jockey, & full time college
student was a full time college student?

Was it on of the following...

Hillsdale College?
Wheaton College?
Bob Jones University?
Oberlin College?
Oral Roberts University?


BONUS POINTS!!!


Which ONE (1) of these FIVE (5) fine educational institutions does not
belong with the others?


Cheers,


Mr. Red

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mdl

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"Some call me...Tim" <tim...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:Xns925E8B7AA87F8...@216.168.3.40...
> drj...@spam.spam.spam.concentric.net (Mr. Red) posted:
> > Did they state where Joshua Gibson, Disk Jockey, & full
> > time college student was a full time college student?
>
> > Was it on of the following...
> >
> > Hillsdale College?
> > Wheaton College?
> > Bob Jones University?
> > Oberlin College?
> > Oral Roberts University?
>
> Patrick Henry College
> "On April 30, 2002, the American Academy for Liberal Education
> (AALE) denied accreditation to Patrick Henry College for
> requiring its faculty to adhere to a Statement of Biblical
> Worldview. AALE was especially critical of the College's view on
> creation. PHC's appeal will be heard on August 1st by a three
> member committee selected by AALE. 'We promised to stay true to
> God's Word in every class, and for that very reason, we are in
> the midst of an accreditation battle,' PHC President Michael
> Farris said. 'It's a fight for principle; it's a fight for
> liberty.'"
> http://www.phc.edu/
>
> Of the ten, three (the home schoolers) said they were
> Republicans because of God, one blamed Clinton and another
> blamed Ted Kennedy.
>
> Here are their role models:
>
> Barbara Bush: Lori and Terri
> Laura Bush: Laura
> GW Bush: Mary Kay
> The county Republican Party Chair: Stacey
> George Washington: Josh
> Jackie Robinson: Willie
> Soldiers, cops, and firemen: Andy
> Mom: Ilia
> Nobody: Yvon
>

So Willie is the black one then.


--
mdl

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All places are alike to me.

Stupendous Man

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So, since you couldn't criticize on race or gender, you picked job?

What a loon!

 
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Stupendous Man

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On 2002-08-02 8:17 PM, in news article <5iF29.89036$f05.4...@news1.calgary.shaw.ca>, someone who goes by "mdl" apparently from <mont...@aol.com> typed:

...
>> Here are their role models:
>>
>> Barbara Bush: Lori and Terri
>> Laura Bush: Laura
>> GW Bush: Mary Kay
>> The county Republican Party Chair: Stacey
>> George Washington: Josh
>> Jackie Robinson: Willie
>> Soldiers, cops, and firemen: Andy
>> Mom: Ilia
>> Nobody: Yvon
>>
>
> So Willie is the black one then.
>

Racist!


 
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Stupendous Man

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On 2002-08-03 3:12 AM, in news article <Xns925F563C82C8t...@216.168.3.40>, someone who goes by "Some call me...Tim" apparently from <tim...@newsguy.com> typed:

> Stupendous Man <root@[127.0.0.1]> posted:
>
>> So, since you couldn't criticize on race or gender, you
>> picked job?
>
> Whyw oul dI have a problem with their race or gender? I'm not a
> conservative.

Which is why you had a problem with their diverse race and gender.

 
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programs reduced unemployment from a high of 9.5% in 1982-3 to 5.2% in 1989.

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mdl

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"Stupendous Man" <root@[127.0.0.1]> wrote in message news:B970F28A.88140%root@[127.0.0.1]...
On 2002-08-02 8:17 PM, in news article <5iF29.89036$f05.4...@news1.calgary.shaw.ca>, someone who goes by "mdl" apparently from <mont...@aol.com> typed:

...
>> Here are their role models:
>>
>> Barbara Bush: Lori and Terri
>> Laura Bush: Laura
>> GW Bush: Mary Kay
>> The county Republican Party Chair: Stacey
>> George Washington: Josh
>> Jackie Robinson: Willie
>> Soldiers, cops, and firemen: Andy
>> Mom: Ilia
>> Nobody: Yvon
>>
>
> So Willie is the black one then.
>

>Racist!
My point (sorry it missed you) involves the stereotypes employed by political parties in the name of diversity. All political parties do this not just right wing ones.
 
The result is a kind of freak show faux diversity, in which minorities of all kinds become trophies to be displayed, as opposed to players that have to be taken seriously.
 
Even trophies who manage to become players who have to be taken seriously still have to be trophies, if not so frequently. It's insulting.
 
The this is my Jew, my woman, my homosexual, my AIDS victim, my black guy, is a sad sorry way to elect a government. But every party in your US and my Canada does this.
 
The scary thing is, if you do it well it can help you win. We all get the government we deserve.

Bill Bonde

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Aug 3, 2002, 12:01:40 PM8/3/02
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> mdl wrote:
>
> "Stupendous Man" <root@[127.0.0.1]> wrote in message
> news:B970F28A.88140%root@[127.0.0.1]...
>
> On 2002-08-02 8:17 PM, in news article
> <5iF29.89036$f05.4...@news1.calgary.shaw.ca>, someone who
> goes by "mdl" apparently from <mont...@aol.com> typed:
>
> ...
> >> Here are their role models:
> >>
> >> Barbara Bush: Lori and Terri
> >> Laura Bush: Laura
> >> GW Bush: Mary Kay
> >> The county Republican Party Chair: Stacey
> >> George Washington: Josh
> >> Jackie Robinson: Willie
> >> Soldiers, cops, and firemen: Andy
> >> Mom: Ilia
> >> Nobody: Yvon
> >>
> >
> > So Willie is the black one then.
> >
>
> >Racist!
>
> My point (sorry it missed you) involves the stereotypes
> employed by political parties in the name of diversity. All
> political parties do this not just right wing ones.
>

Not just? ha, ha.

> The result is a kind of freak show faux diversity, in which
> minorities of all kinds become trophies to be displayed, as
> opposed to players that have to be taken seriously.
>

Can't they be both?

> Even trophies who manage to become players who have to be
> taken seriously still have to be trophies, if not so
> frequently. It's insulting.
>

If minorities were more involved, this wouldn't be an issue. Instead,
they are not.

> The this is my Jew, my woman, my homosexual, my AIDS victim,
> my black guy, is a sad sorry way to elect a government. But
> every party in your US and my Canada does this.
>
> The scary thing is, if you do it well it can help you win.
> We all get the government we deserve.
>

You are Canadian?

mdl

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Aug 3, 2002, 12:53:29 PM8/3/02
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"Bill Bonde" <sst...@space.com> wrote in message
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No.

I AM CANADIAN!

Mr. Red

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In article <B971066A.8828D%root@[127.0.0.1]>, Stupendous Man
<root@[127.0.0.1]> wrote:

> > This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand
> this format, some or all of this message may not be legible.
>
> --B_3111192170_52734462
> Content-type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-1"
> Content-transfer-encoding: 8bit


>
> On 2002-08-03 3:12 AM, in news article
> <Xns925F563C82C8t...@216.168.3.40>, someone who goes by "Some
> call me...Tim" apparently from <tim...@newsguy.com> typed:
>
> > Stupendous Man <root@[127.0.0.1]> posted:
> >
> >> So, since you couldn't criticize on race or gender, you
> >> picked job?
> >
> > Whyw oul dI have a problem with their race or gender? I'm not a
> > conservative.
>
> Which is why you had a problem with their diverse race and gender.
>
>
>

Hey Stoop...Are you still trying to sell your collection of Official Used
Ronald Reagan Diapers on eBay?

Bill Bonde

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Aug 3, 2002, 2:40:28 PM8/3/02
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Thanks for the CLARIFICATION!

col...@blarg.net

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Aug 3, 2002, 6:59:47 PM8/3/02
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On Sat, 03 Aug 2002 09:01:40 -0700, Bill Bonde <sst...@space.com>
wrote:

>
>
>> mdl wrote:
>>
>> "Stupendous Man" <root@[127.0.0.1]> wrote in message
>> news:B970F28A.88140%root@[127.0.0.1]...
>>
>> On 2002-08-02 8:17 PM, in news article
>> <5iF29.89036$f05.4...@news1.calgary.shaw.ca>, someone who
>> goes by "mdl" apparently from <mont...@aol.com> typed:
>>
>> ...
>> >> Here are their role models:
>> >>
>> >> Barbara Bush: Lori and Terri
>> >> Laura Bush: Laura
>> >> GW Bush: Mary Kay
>> >> The county Republican Party Chair: Stacey
>> >> George Washington: Josh
>> >> Jackie Robinson: Willie
>> >> Soldiers, cops, and firemen: Andy
>> >> Mom: Ilia
>> >> Nobody: Yvon
>> >>
>> >
>> > So Willie is the black one then.
>> >
>>
>> >Racist!
>>
>> My point (sorry it missed you) involves the stereotypes
>> employed by political parties in the name of diversity. All
>> political parties do this not just right wing ones.
>>
>Not just? ha, ha.

The thing is that US conservatives are so astonishingly *bad* at this.
You think that token women's groups mainly composed of brainwashed RR
females and raving loonies like Coulter and token Blacks (like
Clarence Thomas) and speaking Spanish very,very poorly will trick
people into believing that the combined agenda of the RR and corrupt
crony capitalism is in their best interest and then proceed to prove
with every sentence, every 'principle', every UN vote, every action
that the exact opposite is true. It's astonishing how bad the GOP is
at this.


>
>
>
>> The result is a kind of freak show faux diversity, in which
>> minorities of all kinds become trophies to be displayed, as
>> opposed to players that have to be taken seriously.
>>
>Can't they be both?

Apparently not.

>
>
>
>> Even trophies who manage to become players who have to be
>> taken seriously still have to be trophies, if not so
>> frequently. It's insulting.
>>
>If minorities were more involved, this wouldn't be an issue. Instead,
>they are not.

We're involved. It's just that we see you for what you are and we
don't *like* you.

KazamaSmokers

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Aug 3, 2002, 9:23:56 PM8/3/02
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> > Here are their role models:
> >
> > Barbara Bush: Lori and Terri
> > Laura Bush: Laura
> > GW Bush: Mary Kay
> > The county Republican Party Chair: Stacey
> > George Washington: Josh
> > Jackie Robinson: Willie
> > Soldiers, cops, and firemen: Andy
> > Mom: Ilia
> > Nobody: Yvon

Okay - it's gotta be satire. Why on earth would someone find Laura
Bush a compelling role model?

Stupendous Man

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On 2002-08-03 4:08 AM, in news article <Xns925FEDC3D54Dt...@216.168.3.40>, someone who goes by "Some call me...Tim" apparently from <tim...@newsguy.com> typed:


> Stupendous Man <root@[127.0.0.1]> posted:
>
>> On 2002-08-03 3:12 AM, in news article
>> <Xns925F563C82C8t...@216.168.3.40>, someone who
>> goes by "Some
>> call me...Tim" apparently from <tim...@newsguy.com> typed:
>>
>>> Stupendous Man <root@[127.0.0.1]> posted:
>>>
>>>> So, since you couldn't criticize on race or gender, you
>>>> picked job?
>>>
>>> Whyw oul dI have a problem with their race or gender? I'm
>>> not a conservative.
>>
>> Which is why you had a problem with their diverse race and
>> gender.
>
> That's not true, Stupe. Show me a quote or apologize.

Sure it is, you claimed they were not "diverse" but then ignored common traits of diversity: race and gender.

Feel free to apologize to Republicans!

 
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On 2002-08-03 11:41 AM, in news article <lQS29.85830$v53.4...@news3.calgary.shaw.ca>, someone who goes by "mdl" apparently from <mont...@aol.com> typed:

Next time I will include large notices indicating the post is an attempt at topical humor.

 
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On 2002-08-03 12:53 PM, in news article <dUT29.91558$f05.4...@news1.calgary.shaw.ca>, someone who goes by "mdl" apparently from <mont...@aol.com> typed:

...
> I AM CANADIAN!

Please send more Molson and Moosehead.

 
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On 2002-08-03 1:15 PM, in news article <drj2000-ya0230800...@news.concentric.net>, someone who goes by "Mr. Red" apparently from <drj...@spam.spam.spam.concentric.net> typed:


> In article <B971066A.8828D%root@[127.0.0.1]>, Stupendous Man
> <root@[127.0.0.1]> wrote:
>
>>> This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand
>> this format, some or all of this message may not be legible.
>>
>> --B_3111192170_52734462
>> Content-type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-1"
>> Content-transfer-encoding: 8bit
>>
>> On 2002-08-03 3:12 AM, in news article
>> <Xns925F563C82C8t...@216.168.3.40>, someone who goes by "Some
>> call me...Tim" apparently from <tim...@newsguy.com> typed:
>>
>>> Stupendous Man <root@[127.0.0.1]> posted:
>>>
>>>> So, since you couldn't criticize on race or gender, you
>>>> picked job?
>>>
>>> Whyw oul dI have a problem with their race or gender? I'm not a
>>> conservative.
>>
>> Which is why you had a problem with their diverse race and gender.
>>
>>  
>>
>
> Hey Stoop...Are you still trying to sell your collection of Official Used
> Ronald Reagan Diapers on eBay?
>
>
> Cheers,
>
>
> Mr. Red

Hey Red, why do you keep running away from my questions?

Why do you think I live in Texas?

Why are you stalking me?

Why do you keep pining for my love?

Simple questions, why do you flee in terror?

 
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comprised  263 thrifts, he added, facing total losses of $60 billion, of
which perhaps $15 billion would be recouped from the sale of assets."
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Stupendous Man

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Because they, too, want to be a co-President?

 
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"Republican diversity?" Now there's an oxymoron of the highest order.

--
- - -

Regards,
Joe S.


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William Barwell

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In article <B9724614.886D9%root@[127.0.0.1]>,

Stupendous Man <root@[127.0.0.1]> wrote:
>> This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand
>this format, some or all of this message may not be legible.
>
>>>>
>>>> Whyw oul dI have a problem with their race or gender? I'm
>>>> not a conservative.
>>>
>>> Which is why you had a problem with their diverse race and
>>> gender.
>>
>> That's not true, Stupe. Show me a quote or apologize.
>
>Sure it is, you claimed they were not "diverse" but then ignored common
>traits of diversity: race and gender.
>


Republican diversity:
Two candiates from two different oil companies on
the presidential ticket.

Cheerful Charlie

Keynes

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On 4 Aug 2002 12:12:19 -0500, wbar...@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
wrote:

Two TEXAS oilmen from two different companies, actually.

BTW, do you remember the GOP convention that nominated
Son of a Bush? What a laff riot. The camera saw women,
latinos, blacks, american indians, visitors from Mars and
Venus, but no white fat cats. That was quite a show.
My cat was completely fooled.

Keynes

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try and blame Bill Clinton."
( CONs - men at work greasing the "Axles of Evil". )

The ditto-hydra - 10,000 heads all alike without a thought among them.

If we give up on the constitution, the terrorists win.
You be afraid of the boogyman. I'm afraid of a lawless government.

Mr. Red

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In article
<108911CDF2E7A599.DB8CE7F9...@lp.airnews.net>,
wbar...@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell) wrote:


Are Stoop and T. Odell HIV Positive?

Stupendous Man

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On 2002-08-04 9:44 PM, in news article <drj2000-ya0230800...@news.concentric.net>, someone who goes by "Mr. Red" apparently from <drj...@spam.spam.spam.concentric.net> typed:


> In article
> <108911CDF2E7A599.DB8CE7F9...@lp.airnews.net>,
> wbar...@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell) wrote:
>
>> In article <B9724614.886D9%root@[127.0.0.1]>,
>> Stupendous Man  <root@[127.0.0.1]> wrote:
>>>> This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand
>>> this format, some or all of this message may not be legible.
>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whyw oul dI have a problem with their race or gender? I'm
>>>>>> not a conservative.
>>>>>
>>>>> Which is why you had a problem with their diverse race and
>>>>> gender.
>>>>
>>>> That's not true, Stupe. Show me a quote or apologize.
>>>
>>> Sure it is, you claimed they were not "diverse" but then ignored common
>>> traits of diversity: race and gender.
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Republican diversity:
>>  Two candiates from two different oil companies on
>>  the presidential ticket.
>>
>>
>>
>> Cheerful Charlie
>
>
> Are Stoop and T. Odell HIV Positive?

Are you still molesting children?


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On 2002-08-04 4:56 PM, in news article <s15rkuok31817a2m0...@4ax.com>, someone who goes by "Keynes" apparently from <Key...@earthlink.net> typed:

...

> BTW, do you remember the GOP convention that nominated
> Son of a Bush?  What a laff riot.  The camera saw women,
> latinos, blacks, american indians, visitors from Mars and
> Venus, but no white fat cats.  That was quite a show.
> My cat was completely fooled.

Wow!  And it's a well known fact that your cat is much smarter than you are.

Go figure.


 
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'"--The Right Data, pp 106-7.

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On Sat, 03 Aug 2002 07:12:40 -0000, "Some call me...Tim"
<tim...@newsguy.com> wrote:

>Stupendous Man <root@[127.0.0.1]> posted:
>

>> So, since you couldn't criticize on race or gender, you
>> picked job?
>

>Why would I have a problem with their race or gender? I'm not a
>conservative.
>

And as he walks,
Walks through this world
Nothing can stop
The Stupe of Earl...

-- Gene Chandler


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