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GatherNoMoss

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:25:54 PM2/16/07
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A shooter goes on a rampage. Here's how a Liberal and Conservative
would react:

1. A Liberals would fall down into the fetal position and begin to
whimper to the gunman, "Please don't hurt
me ! Oh I see you're a person on color ! I love people of color, I
vote Leftists...FAR Left.
I'm for affirmative action too ! I marched at Selma....I MARCHED AT
SELMA !!"

BLAM BLAM !!! ........the gunman blows the Liberals head off.

2. A Conservative takes tactical cover, withdraws his .45 acp, double
taps the gunmans sternum and then walks up and puts one more round
between the gunmans eyes.
Then the Conservative walks to the PA and says "Clean up on isle 5 !".

thom

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:37:10 PM2/16/07
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moron.

"GatherNoMoss" <saint...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Bert Hyman

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:39:04 PM2/16/07
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t.bra...@comcast.net (thom) wrote in
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> moron.

Stunning argument! Bravo! You really told him!

Studied rhetoric in school, I'd bet.

Captain of the debate team too, most likely.

--
Bert Hyman | St. Paul, MN | be...@iphouse.com

Wilcox

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:37:27 PM2/16/07
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More fantasies of the Gun Nut.

-Gets hot while fondling piece as it goes off in his hand-

LOL

Vic Eisendecker

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:44:09 PM2/16/07
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Now clean up your wiener and stop wishing you were manly.

z

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:49:27 PM2/16/07
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"GatherNoMoss" <saint...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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Typical wastefull republicans. We libertarians would have put a single .45
in his forhead and saved 2 rounds.

Pat...@revolution.net

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Feb 16, 2007, 2:54:28 PM2/16/07
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On 16 Feb 2007 11:25:54 -0800, "GatherNoMoss" <saint...@yahoo.com>
wrote:


You have made a lot of stupid posts over the months but this rises
right to the top of the heap. If you waved your pistol at this Liberal
he would take it away from you and shove it right up your ass.

Nosmo/King.

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Feb 16, 2007, 3:49:34 PM2/16/07
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Bert Hyman <be...@iphouse.com> wrote in news:Xns98D98AE4037DCVeebleFetzer@
127.0.0.1:

> t.bra...@comcast.net (thom) wrote in
> news:MtydnfUT8Ol1mkvY...@comcast.com:
>
>> moron.
>
> Stunning argument! Bravo! You really told him!
>
> Studied rhetoric in school, I'd bet.
>
> Captain of the debate team too, most likely.
>

And there's another one!

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Kia

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Feb 16, 2007, 4:01:07 PM2/16/07
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"GatherNoMoss" wrote in message

> 2. A Conservative takes tactical cover, withdraws his .45 acp, double
> taps the gunmans sternum and then walks up and puts one more round
> between the gunmans eyes.
> Then the Conservative walks to the PA and says "Clean up on isle 5 !".

Absolutely false. First, they would have to get Rush's opinion, that is if
he's not in jail. Then, they would have to get their sister, cousin,
grandma, or anyone else to do their fighting for them. Meanwhile they would
stand on the sideline in their cheerleader outfit waving their pom-poms,
while yelling "Bing it On".

Of course, this is what you refer to as "tactical cover".


Nebuchadnezzar II

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Feb 16, 2007, 4:09:18 PM2/16/07
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"Bert Hyman" <be...@iphouse.com> wrote in message
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> t.bra...@comcast.net (thom) wrote in
> news:MtydnfUT8Ol1mkvY...@comcast.com:
>
>> moron.
>
> Stunning argument! Bravo! You really told him!
>
> Studied rhetoric in school, I'd bet.
>
> Captain of the debate team too, most likely.

You seriously expect anyone to debate a moron who has watched far too
many Rambo reruns?

You're farther gone than he is.


Joe S.

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Feb 16, 2007, 4:39:20 PM2/16/07
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"GatherNoMoss" <saint...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>

Dream that up all by yourself did you?? Complete with misspelled words and
grammatical errors??

You rightwingers just don't understand how fucking stupid you make
yourselves appear. Of course, as we all know, it's not an appearance -- you
REALLY ARE THAT FUCKING STUPID.

And by the way, I'm a liberal Democrat and here's an inventory of my arms
room:

Pistols

Glock 9mm

Colt .45 cal

S&W .22 cal

Magnum Research BFR .50 cal revolver

Long guns

Remington Model 700 BDL .30-06

Remington Model 1100 G3 12-gauge

Weatherby Mark V Deluxe .30-06 Springfield

Daisy Model 1938 Red Ryder BB Gun

The Daisy BB guns is all I need to battle rightwingers -- they take one look
at it, pull up their skirts, and run away as fast as their fat little legs
will carry them.


Morton Davis

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Feb 16, 2007, 8:21:48 PM2/16/07
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"Joe S." <no_...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
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>
> "GatherNoMoss" <saint...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1171653954.3...@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> >
> >
> > A shooter goes on a rampage. Here's how a Liberal and Conservative
> > would react:
> >
> > 1. A Liberals would fall down into the fetal position and begin to
> > whimper to the gunman, "Please don't hurt
> > me ! Oh I see you're a person on color ! I love people of color, I
> > vote Leftists...FAR Left.
> > I'm for affirmative action too ! I marched at Selma....I MARCHED AT
> > SELMA !!"
> >
> > BLAM BLAM !!! ........the gunman blows the Liberals head off.
> >
> > 2. A Conservative takes tactical cover, withdraws his .45 acp, double
> > taps the gunmans sternum and then walks up and puts one more round
> > between the gunmans eyes.
> > Then the Conservative walks to the PA and says "Clean up on isle 5 !".
> >
>
>
>
> Dream that up all by yourself did you?? Complete with misspelled words
and
> grammatical errors??
>
> You rightwingers just don't understand how fucking stupid you make
> yourselves appear. Of course, as we all know, it's not an appearance --
you
> REALLY ARE THAT FUCKING STUPID.
>
Must be why you work so hard to prove yourself a fuckwit, eh?


jsparrow@rālant.org

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Feb 16, 2007, 8:33:06 PM2/16/07
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On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:37:10 -0700, "thom" <t.bra...@comcast.net>
wrote:

>moron.

BANG - BANG ----- BANG! Clean up on isle 2

bibon@rālant.org

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Feb 16, 2007, 8:38:46 PM2/16/07
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On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:39:20 -0500, "Joe S." <no_...@nowhere.net>
wrote:

>The Daisy BB guns is all I need to battle rightwingers -- they take one look
>at it, pull up their skirts, and run away as fast as their fat little legs
>will carry them.

"Fat Little Legs"? That tells us something; you'd rather hear a fat
boy fart than a pretty woman sing. Yes, you and Harry Waxman, both
democrats.

The Rifleman

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Feb 17, 2007, 6:11:51 AM2/17/07
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You mean the conservative would have seen the gunman, ran away, themn shot
his wife, His kids would then take their guns and go and kill their
schoolmates, and finally the conservative would then go and waste his boss
before blaiming the liberals for all his faults.

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wby...@ireland.com

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Feb 17, 2007, 11:37:12 AM2/17/07
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On 16 Feb 2007 19:39:04 GMT, Bert Hyman <be...@iphouse.com> wrote:

>t.bra...@comcast.net (thom) wrote in
>news:MtydnfUT8Ol1mkvY...@comcast.com:
>
>> moron.
>
>Stunning argument! Bravo! You really told him!
>
>Studied rhetoric in school, I'd bet.
>
>Captain of the debate team too, most likely.

Excuse me, Bent Hymen, but the best response to a moronic posting is
to recognize it for what it is. Oh, by the way, moron.

WB Yeats

Bert Hyman

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Feb 17, 2007, 12:03:13 PM2/17/07
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In news:jmbet2dpl1adhcv32...@4ax.com wby...@ireland.com
wrote:

> Excuse me, Bent Hymen,

Good luck.

GatherNoMoss

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Feb 17, 2007, 2:25:16 PM2/17/07
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On Feb 16, 4:39 pm, "Joe S." <no_...@nowhere.net> wrote:
> "GatherNoMoss" <saints2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> will carry them.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I'd consider anyone that would buy a Magnum Research BFR .50 cal
revolver....ah...not too bright.
What a useless, kiddy weapon.

The type person that's saying, "Hey look at me....I'm a tough guy !"

In fact that appears to be the theme of your whole post.

A gangster Leftists !.....well your sure showed us rightwingers
something...gave us our
cumuppence...yes sir !


CLEAN UP ON ISLE #7 !!

Wilcox

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Feb 17, 2007, 3:09:08 PM2/17/07
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Maybe you should quit your job at Food Lion, go to school and get a real
job. You might not get to carry that gun under your apron though. That would
really suck. hey?

Patriot Games

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Feb 17, 2007, 4:53:39 PM2/17/07
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"GatherNoMoss" <saint...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Patriot Games

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Feb 17, 2007, 4:56:32 PM2/17/07
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"Nebuchadnezzar II" <Nebucha...@microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> You seriously expect anyone to debate a moron who has watched far too many
> Rambo reruns?

There's nothing "Rambo" about taking responsibility for yourself and your
own self-defense. Until America-hating gun-banning pussies came along it
was normal.

There's nothing "Rambo" about taking responsibility for your fellow
citizens. Until America-hating gun-banning pussies came along it was normal.

Patriot Games

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Feb 17, 2007, 4:58:30 PM2/17/07
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"Wilcox" <Wil...@wilcox.not> wrote in message
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> GatherNoMoss wrote:
>> A shooter goes on a rampage. Here's how a Liberal and Conservative
>> would react:
>> 1. A Liberals would fall down into the fetal position and begin to
>> whimper to the gunman, "Please don't hurt
>> me ! Oh I see you're a person on color ! I love people of color, I
>> vote Leftists...FAR Left.
>> I'm for affirmative action too ! I marched at Selma....I MARCHED AT
>> SELMA !!"
> More fantasies of the Gun Nut.

What do the gun-hating pussies think about when in the fetal position
shaking with fear?


Patriot Games

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Feb 17, 2007, 5:00:51 PM2/17/07
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"Joe S." <no_...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
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> And by the way, I'm a liberal Democrat and here's an inventory of my arms
> room:
> Pistols
> Glock 9mm
> Colt .45 cal
> S&W .22 cal
> Magnum Research BFR .50 cal revolver
> Long guns
> Remington Model 700 BDL .30-06
> Remington Model 1100 G3 12-gauge
> Weatherby Mark V Deluxe .30-06 Springfield
> Daisy Model 1938 Red Ryder BB Gun

That list sure does look familiar....

How many IDs do you post under???

Wilcox

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Feb 17, 2007, 5:29:47 PM2/17/07
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Like I said. More of your ignorant fanatics that anyone actually takes a
coward like you seriously. You assume because you are a Gun Nut you scare
everyone when you are seen as a delutional fool.

Good luck with that.

:-D


Scotius

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Feb 18, 2007, 1:21:40 AM2/18/07
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On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:39:20 -0500, "Joe S." <no_...@nowhere.net>
wrote:

>

I find this very hard to believe. You bitch and gripe about
the NRA constantly, and yet you claim to be a big-time gun owner. So
what would you do with all your guns if Chuck Schumer had his way, Mr.
Arsenal?

Patriot Games

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Feb 19, 2007, 1:22:44 PM2/19/07
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"Wilcox" <Wil...@wilcox.not> wrote in message
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> Patriot Games wrote:
>> "Wilcox" <Wil...@wilcox.not> wrote in message
>> news:RJnBh.2756$dd....@newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net...
>>> GatherNoMoss wrote:
>>>> A shooter goes on a rampage. Here's how a Liberal and Conservative
>>>> would react:
>>>> 1. A Liberals would fall down into the fetal position and begin to
>>>> whimper to the gunman, "Please don't hurt
>>>> me ! Oh I see you're a person on color ! I love people of color, I
>>>> vote Leftists...FAR Left.
>>>> I'm for affirmative action too ! I marched at Selma....I MARCHED AT
>>>> SELMA !!"
>>> More fantasies of the Gun Nut.
>> What do the gun-hating pussies think about when in the fetal position
>> shaking with fear?
> Like I said.

Were you in the fetal position when YOU DUCKED THE QUESTION?

Patriot Games

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Feb 19, 2007, 1:24:11 PM2/19/07
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"Joe S." <no_...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
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> And by the way, I'm a liberal Democrat and here's an inventory of my arms
> room:
> Pistols
> Glock 9mm
> Colt .45 cal
> S&W .22 cal
> Magnum Research BFR .50 cal revolver
> Long guns
> Remington Model 700 BDL .30-06
> Remington Model 1100 G3 12-gauge
> Weatherby Mark V Deluxe .30-06 Springfield
> Daisy Model 1938 Red Ryder BB Gun

That list sure does look familiar....

Wilcox

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Feb 19, 2007, 1:57:00 PM2/19/07
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Patriot Games wrote:
> "Wilcox" <Wil...@wilcox.not> wrote in message
> news:xlLBh.2825$dd....@newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net...
>> Patriot Games wrote:
>>> "Wilcox" <Wil...@wilcox.not> wrote in message
>>> news:RJnBh.2756$dd....@newsread1.mlpsca01.us.to.verio.net...
>>>> GatherNoMoss wrote:
>>>>> A shooter goes on a rampage. Here's how a Liberal and Conservative
>>>>> would react:
>>>>> 1. A Liberals would fall down into the fetal position and begin to
>>>>> whimper to the gunman, "Please don't hurt
>>>>> me ! Oh I see you're a person on color ! I love people of color, I
>>>>> vote Leftists...FAR Left.
>>>>> I'm for affirmative action too ! I marched at Selma....I MARCHED
>>>>> AT SELMA !!"
>>>> More fantasies of the Gun Nut.
>>> What do the gun-hating pussies think about when in the fetal
>>> position shaking with fear?
>> Like I said.
>
> Were you in the fetal position when YOU DUCKED THE QUESTION?

I always have to duck when you post your shit Patty, another pansy that
thinks he scares people?


Patriot Games

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Feb 19, 2007, 4:03:24 PM2/19/07
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"Wilcox" <Wil...@wilcox.not> wrote in message
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While you're in the fetal position ducking why not give yourself a
reach-around and pretend you had sex with someone today....


Wilcox

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Feb 19, 2007, 4:25:33 PM2/19/07
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You seem to be getting sicker every time you post.

Good luck with *that*.

Ole redneck

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Feb 19, 2007, 4:53:53 PM2/19/07
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On Feb 16, 1:49 pm, z <z...@yada.yada.com> wrote:
> in his forhead and saved 2 rounds.- Hide quoted text -

Not a real good choice, the hammered pair has always been easier to
defend at the inquiry than a head shot. You fired to stop the attack,
evaluated the threat and required a second shot to nuetralize it.

If the second shot did not nuetralize the threat, a reasonable person
could suspect body armor and fire a head or femoral shot to stop the
threat.

And remember, the wrongful death is generaly cheaper than a traumatic
brain injury suit.

Then their

z

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Feb 19, 2007, 5:45:45 PM2/19/07
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"Ole redneck" <tnbr...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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Ya I practice double tap with my .45 -- just giving him some shit.

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