JOHN F. KERRY: RALLYING THE RABBLE
jose soplar
By: Norman Liebmann
CONVENTION
Though Muslims are chopping the heads off Americans, nowhere in John
F. Kerry acceptance speech did he say, "That's a no-no". Instead,
Kerry concentrates on telling us what's wrong with America. Apparently
he's a faithful listener to Al Jazeera.
Other than that, the Convention was clogged with Nutrasweet
misinformation reminiscent of The Donna Reed Show of the ‘sixties -
all blue skies and silver linings. That cloying kabuki tale by Kerry's
daughter of the near drowning of the pet hamster was the only touch of
bathos. In fact, it was the most heart-rending episode since Rosie
O'Donnell tried to commit suicide by beaching herself at Coney Island.
(If it had been Teddy Kennedy's hamster he would have left it to
drown.)
There is good news and bad news. The bad news is John F. Kerry's
Convention speech was devoid of content. The good news is it was also
low in "carbs". Kerry's speech made him eligible for The Congressional
Medal of Ho-Hum. His speeches make it clear why he is often described
as tall, dark and trivial. Like all politicos, Kerry promised to make
the hard choices – as Bill Clinton did when faced with a choice
between avarice and cowardice, and opted for both. So far Kerry's only
hard choice has been whether or not to show up in the Senate to vote.
The Democrat Convention's purpose was to accelerate the fragmenting of
America. With Clinton out of office and Kerry their nominee, the
Democrats gathered to seek to replace depravity with mediocrity. In
anticipation of defeat, the Democrats selected candidates who are both
financially secure, knowing, if they lose the election, Kerry can
continue to live off his wife and John Edwards can always get back his
old job being one of the Campbell Soup Kids.
MILITARY: THE MEDALSOME MR. KERRY
We have endured the retelling of John F's feats of heroism (about
which there appears to be some question) as Commodore on a flotilla of
canoes in Viet Nam. In fact, his tour of duty in Viet Nam was
sufficiently brief as to be listed on his service record as "a cameo
appearance". For the self-proclaimed greatest Naval hero since Admiral
Farragut, it's apparent Kerry doesn't know sheep shit from anchor
chains. His mates conclude him unfit to command even a hot tub powered
by an Evinrude. With him at the helm, a craft was less swift than it
was drift. It was his mission to keep the Mekong River safe from
flotsam and keep a lookout for enemy gondolas.
It is reported after his first hearing of incoming fire, Kerry managed
to dig a foxhole in the Mekong River. He did not get a medal for it,
but his crew chipped in and had his shovel bronzed. We have heard to
exhaustion how Kerry pulled a comrade out of the water. (It is rumored
the man was under the legal limit, and Kerry threw him back in the
drink.) His heroics become even less impressive when you consider the
Mekong River is less of a river than it is a navigable mud puddle.
Kerry's seamanship came into question when he took a wrong turn and
tried to sail up the Ho Chi Minh Trail. According to his testimony
before the Senate discrediting American troops in Viet Nam, he was
against the war in Viet Nam, in Bosnia, in the Sudan, in Persian Gulf
1, and Persian Gulf 2. He opposed arming our troops with AK 47s – or
even hockey sticks.
Kerry's patriotism is not to be questioned – just dismissed. For such
a highly-decorated hero, our troops have yet to find a war in which
Kerry is willing to support them. At the Democrat Convention even his
snappy salute looked "borrowed". One suspects there is something
tainted about his heroics when noting the Navy awarded him medals made
of wood – perhaps in anticipation that he would fall overboard and the
medal might keep him afloat. An element of the Kerry Viet Nam legend
is that his medals had to be pasted on his chest because he was afraid
of being stuck with the pins. What probably saved him was that the
swift boats didn't have a dance director aboard who could choreograph
a mutiny.
The Purple Hearts were awarded to him for emotional wounds he
sustained while instigating class warfare. Anticipating a gay
constituency, his Purple Heart should have been more of a shade of
Lavender. [Note: As Captain of the craft, he was empowered to perform
marriages between members of the crew who had shown themselves to be
"sexually amphibious". The divorces they had to work out for
themselves.]
WHO IS JOHN F. KERRY?
John F. Kerry is an ambitious careerist who never misses an
opportunity to be an opportunist. Before the campaign ends, Kerry will
have covered the political spectrum by getting the endorsement of the
Hamas Wing of the German American Bund. Despite his feverish efforts,
he remains the Edsel of American politics. Kerry sees himself as the
designated savior who can unknot the problems of the Middle East -
despite his record in the Senate that reveals that he cannot tell a
Palestinian from a pedestrian.
Kerry's flip-floppery brings to mind the words of Oscar Levant who
said, "Once I make up my mind I'm full of indecision." Hence, on
matters of moment, it is not known whether he is bordering on the
verge, or verging on the border. Guileless Democrats can only gauge
Kerry's sincerity by the rule-of-thumb, if he didn't believe the
things he says, he wouldn't keep making them up.
In terms of wit, Kerry is a dry hole. He is as humorous as a burning
orphanage. He is in personality deficit. He can make himself obscure
in French, and his bride, Teresa, is a polyglot that can offend people
in five languages. If they were totally illiterate they would have
more friends.
John F.'s family sent him to Yale to have his ignorance manicured,
where he became the prototypical of the Ivy League accomplished
nonentity. He is a cafeteria Catholic, who, like so many academic
snobs, likes to believe that Jesus is an Ivy League dropout. On
campus, it's said he championed the Sexual Revolution and soon became
the darling of the unisex toilet crowd. One would have expected that
the Clintons had brought the Ivy League down to a level of immorality
to which it could sink no further.
(But, no ...)
DEMOCRAT AESTHETICS
Kerry shares Clinton's affinity for surrounding himself with
unprepossessing people – i.e. Janet Reno, Madeleine Albright, and
Donna Shalala. A Clinton Cabinet meeting looked like a pile-up on the
Interstate. Hillary accumulated these unappealing people in the White
house, presumably to keep her husband's libido idling in Neutral.
Teresa Heinz Kerry has no such problem. John "Ichabod" Kerry is not so
physically attractive as to be a problem for Teresa. He is the Bigfoot
of Beacon Hill, the Sesquatch of the Senate and now The Loch Ness
Candidate.
TERESA HEINZ KERRY – FROM HILLARY TO HELL-ARY
Democrat politicians are generally inclined to marry women who look
most natural stirring a seething cauldron. Seeing Hillary, Rosalynn
and Teresa together looks like the opening scene of MacBeth.
Next to Teresa Heinz Kerry, Martha Stewart seems like the Poor Little
Match Girl. Ms. Kerry is of the Valkyrie demeanor, a Teutonic
maiden-warrior who wears wrought iron breastplates and chain link
lingerie. She seems like the sister the Gabors never talked about.
When John heard Teresa tell a reporter to "Shove it", it brought back
fond memories of their wedding night.
Like all Democrats, Teresa welcomes practitioners of sexual
irregularities. She declared she would invite gays to come to the
White House and get "mothered." Clinton turned the White House into a
whorehouse. Teresa would turn the White House into a bathhouse.
BOOSTERS
Michael Moore, the Fat Fraud from Flint, is about as personally tidy
as a beachcomber's scrotum. He looks like an unshaven Quonset hut,
makes The Elephant Man look like Brad Pitt, and is, in general, an
architectural eyesore. He should be torn down and replaced with a
parking lot. Still the French Film cognoscenti elevated him from a
nobody to someone of nonentity status.
The conscience of the Democrat Party is the inimitable Teddy "Girl
Overboard" Kennedy. At his age Kennedy brings to politics a kind of
vintage corruption. (Contrary to the conventional wisdom, Teddy
doesn't have a drinking problem. He has a stopping problem.)
The appearance of Ben Afleck reduced the Convention to a co-feature.
Considering his "Band of Brothers" one would prefer a Band of
Druthers.
Now we have to listen to political screeds by Hollywood bimbo-ettes
who are bed-bugging their way to stardom. Sharon Stone castigated Bush
because the studio would not let her kiss Halle Berry on the silver
screen, filmed in glorious Dike-a-Vision. (Stand by with the net!)
Like all rich liberals the Kerrys long to be worshipped by unemployed
aborigines - but only at a sanitary distance. There is something
cynical about John and Teresa promising everyone jobs when there isn't
a sign of an honest day's work showing on either one of them.
Kerry is the icon of liberal university students - on campus called
"Communerds".
Having won their allegiance, illegal aliens will vote in American
elections as many times Kerry tells them to.
IF KERRY BECOMES THE NEXT PRESIDENT EXPECT THE FOLLOWING:
Kerry's Oval Office will have a large painting of Washington crossing
the Mekong.
Kerry will insist the CIA hire bisexuals as they are naturally
inclined to be double agents. (The "swing vote" is not considering a
candidate. They are still trying to decide on a gender.)
Kerry will change the name of the State Department to The French
Connection.
He will convince the French to dispatch three or four legionnaires to
Iraq from their crack Backing Down Brigade.
Kerry will submit the United States to the U.N. and have all disputes
that regularly come before the Security Council debated at the
International House of Pancakes.
Kerry will reaffirm everyone's right to the freedom of his religion –
as long as he doesn't practice it.
Kerry will ask Vladimir Putin to send a contingent of Cossacks to
Iraq.
Kerry will issue an executive order making Mata Hari, Tokyo Rose, and
Jane Fonda eligible for a gang pardon.
Kerry has resolves to reduce the high cost of medical care by
requiring doctors to by-pass their diagnosis.
Kerry will propose an Olympic athletic event called the Medal Toss.
Kerry will appoint a Secretary of Muddying the Waters.
Kerry will make sure gays are not disenfranchised by installing voting
machines in bathhouses.
Kerry will combine Texas, California and Arizona, deed it to illegal
aliens and re-name it New Spain.
Kerry will move the Oval Office to Teresa's chateau at Gomorrah-by-the
Sea.
Mr. And Mrs. Kerry will have as many palaces as Mr. and Mrs. Hussein.
Kerry will establish a Fair Play for Fidel Committee and exchange
Ambassadors with the Mau Mau.
Kerry will realize to his chagrin that Bill Clinton still holds the
pink slip to the media. Eventually, Teresa will tell Clinton to take
his help and shove it up his legacy.
Kerry will yield to the United Nations control over the world's
increasingly scarce parking paces. (It is likely the infamous program
called Oil-For-Food was inspired by the chef at the United Nations
cafeteria who liked to sauté his entrees in Valvoline.)
Kerry will establish an Affirmative Action program obliging NHL
players to be 75% black, and rename the Stanley Cup The Janet Jackson
36-D Cup.
Kerry will issue an Executive Order re-freeing the slaves. After that,
reparations will be "a lock".
Kerry will order the Pentagon to change the name of the aircraft
carrier Ronald Reagan to the SS Welfare. It will be the first warship
built by HUD. Teresa Heinz Kerry will christen it with a magnum of
ketchup.
Kerry's idea of defending the country is to add chartreuse to the
Alert Chart, which would make the levels of impending catastrophes
more color-coordinated.
Kerry will ask the United Nations to give Hollywood a permanent seat
on the Security Council.
Kerry will suggest, before riding in a car with Teddy Kennedy, girls
will be required to fasten their life jackets.
Kerry will reduce the "straight" community to minority status.
Kerry will broaden Medicare to pay for a woman's abortion whether
she's pregnant or not. Further, he will oblige Medicare to provide
funds for false abortions of false pregnancies.
Democrats are un-Americans and barely human. Perhaps, the reason there
are so many of them is because they can be a member of their party and
still retain their standing as a card-carrying heretic, a heresy that
hinges on the conviction that Bill Clinton is God on LSD. (After all,
Bill Clinton is the definitive measure of what it takes to offend
God.) Ironically, in the middle of this hot bed of Democrat atheism is
Jimmy Carter, a born-again wimp who hung around all these years just
so he can give senility a bad name.
After Ronald Reagan departed the White House we forgot how simple,
effective and gratifying it is to be honest.
Norman Liebmann is a free-lance political commentator and staff writer
for Ether Zone.
Norman Liebmann can be reached at fir...@adelphia.net
We also invite you to visit his website - Fire Hat
Published in the August 9, 2004 issue of Ether Zone.
Copyright © 1997 - 2004 Ether Zone.
A. Dulcimer
>JOHN F. KERRY: RALLYING THE RABBLE
>
>By: Norman Liebmann
>
>CONVENTION
>
>Though Muslims are chopping the heads off Americans, nowhere in John
>F. Kerry acceptance speech did he say, "That's a no-no".
Why would he mention this in his acceptance speech? That's ridiculous.
Do you think bush will mention it in his?
> Instead,
>Kerry concentrates on telling us what's wrong with America.
Yes? And?
> Apparently
>he's a faithful listener to Al Jazeera.
Huh? That's quite a freakin jump in logic. The author is an ass.
No need to read further.
--
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful,
and so are we. They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we."
GW Bush 8/5/2004
Agathena
jose soplar wrote:
> JOHN F. KERRY: RALLYING THE RABBLE
>
> By: Norman Liebmann
>
> CONVENTION
>
> Though Muslims are chopping the heads off Americans, nowhere in John
> F. Kerry acceptance speech did he say, "That's a no-no".
What nonsense!
Kerry didn't say beheading was a 'no-no' because it is a
foregone conclusion in the civilized world.
Psalm 110
nuclear weapons submarine sea-launch technology to North Korea in
1994.
http://www.ecosyn.us/adti/Nukes.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~zkkatz/page76.html
Sun Myung Moon owns WASHINGTON TIMES NEWSPAPER
Here's a guy the Republicans don't want us to know about.
The Reverend Sun Myung Moon, head of the Unification Church and a
self-declared Messiah from South Korea, is a major behind-the-scenes
GOP player. His organization owns The Washington Times, the
right-wing newspaper Ronald Reagan once called his favorite. Moon
said he has pumped over $1 billion into the paper since the Church
bought it in 1982. Those poor Moonies had to sell a lot of flowers!
http://home.earthlink.net/~zkkatz/page18.html
Most folks recognize Moon as a dangerous cult leader who has
recruited, brainwashed, and enslaved thousands of unsuspecting
students from college campuses since the 1970s.
They also remember the mass weddings he conducted at Yankee and RFK
stadiums where thousands of couples were brought together. Critics
say church officials arranged the marriages to circumvent American
immigration laws.
Moon controls a multibillion dollar tax-free business empire. In the
mid-1980s, he served a year in prison for tax evasion. A lesser
known fact is that his business operations have competed for, and
received, government contracts worth millions of dollars. No
ordinary commercial operation can compete with a Moonie shop because
you can't beat the low cost of slave labor.
Moon says he's the only person in the world who knows all the secrets
of God. Well, isn't he smart? He says he's been the Messiah ever
since he ran into Jesus in Korea in 1936. He says Jesus asked him to
take over the mission -- the one Moon says Jesus screwed up because He
didn't get married.
Moon continues his lifelong pursuit of recognition -- to be crowned
the new world Messiah. But he has often complained, "look, I'm doing
my best to be the Messiah. You try to be the Messiah." Look,
Moonpie -- Jesus never bitched about it, so clam up!
Moon came to the U.S. in the early 1970s. His organization is said
to be not religious, but political. It has connections to South
Korean intelligence operations designed to bolster the U.S. commitment
to Seoul in case North Korea invades. His clout in Washington
increased substantially during the Reagan administration because both
Reagan and Moon are rabid anti-Communists.
He has given millions of dollars to a number of Republicans. Paid
speakers at his Family Federation for World Peace have included George
Bush, William Bennett, Jack Kemp, and Ralph Reed. In the early
1990s, his organization funneled millions to Jerry Falwell's Liberty
University when it was facing staggering debts.
http://home.earthlink.net/~zkkatz/page19.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~zkkatz/page31.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~zkkatz/page53.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~zkkatz/page75.html
And Moon has strange ideas about sex. He's been married four times,
but his followers say the first three marriages were not consummated
and thus do not count.
Moon once told a conference that misunderstandings about male and
female sex organs have led to confusion. He said his theology
dictates that the husband owns his wife's sex organs, and vice versa.
So if my wife wants to castrate me, that's her right?
And where does he stand on family values? In 1998, his
daughter-in-law, Nansook Hong, told 60 Minutes that Moon had cheated
on his wife and fathered an illegitimate son. She said he called it
"providential affairs." That Moon's got a fancy word for everything,
especially when he's been doing something naughty.
Nansook also told of a brutal beating she got from her
drug-and-alcohol-addicted husband when she was pregnant. Moon and
his wife blamed her, saying it was her fate to suffer. Her fate?
Well, screw that! So Nansook fled Moon's high-security compound in
Tarrytown, New York, along with her five children.
Moon also has an estranged daughter, Un-Jin. She supports her
sister-in-law's story.
And this guy says he's the new Messiah. Yeah, right.