The Portrait of Gerge W. Bush

[Progressive with an Attitude]

When George W. Bush was a young man his mother, Barbara Bush, gave him a
gift. Barbara, unknown to many, is a practicing witch. She was able to
get a special portrait made of George W. Bush. This portrait would
absorb all of Bush's evil doing: he-ing and she-ing, he-ing and he-ing,
pounds of cocaine snorting, the favoritism, and gallons of booze
drinking, double dealing, corporate lavishness, and character
assassinations that Bush is known for.

As Bush grew older, all of his misdeeds would show up on the face of the
portrait, but not on the face of the man. Barbara Bush warned young
George to be careful. The portrait was cursed and could contain only so
many misdeeds. Once the portrait's threshold was passed, all of Bush's
evil doings would come back to him.

As the years passed, the portrait of Bush became hideous. The pallor of
his skin turned green and his face became heavily creased with wrinkles,
and he developed a double chin. The picture was that of an elderly man.

When Bush started the Iraq War, the picture became grotesque. He didn't
even look human any more. Horns became to sprout on his head. George W.
Bush was flushed with power as President of the United States. He had
forgotten about Barbara Bush's warning when he was a young man. When the
1,000 US soldier died, the portrait began to change. The horns stated
receding and the wrinkles strated to disappear.

While Bush was sitting in the Oval Office, his staffers heard a loud
shriek. "My God" he yelled. I am changing." He knew that the curse of
the portrait was on him. He went to Vermont to see if his mother could
help. None of her incantations and spells would help. Bush looked at the
portrait in horror. As the days slipped by, the portrait was changing to
a young, handsome man. George w. Bush was getting more haggard and
incoherent by the day.

The man you saw on the podium next to John Kerry was cursed. All he
could do was plead and say being President was "hard work." George W.
Bush's reign will come to an end soon. His evil deeds will reduce him to
a febile old man.