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BushBang

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Jan 26, 2001, 7:28:48 PM1/26/01
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PROOF POSITIVE !

When you type "dumb motherfucker" into Google, the search engine's top result is a site about President Bush.

http://www.google.com/

http://www.google.com/search?q=dumb+motherfucker&btnG=Google+Search

Hersh E. Skwirtz

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Jan 26, 2001, 8:37:19 PM1/26/01
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"BushBang" <bi...@me.net> wrote in message
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> PROOF POSITIVE !
>
> When you type "dumb motherfucker" into Google, the search engine's top result
is a site about President Bush.
>
> http://www.google.com/search?q=dumb+motherfucker&btnG=Google+Search
>

ROTFLMAO! It's True.... Hahahahahaha!


Atsap

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Jan 26, 2001, 9:43:09 PM1/26/01
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In article <t749gjp...@corp.supernews.com>, he...@skwirtz.nl says...
LOL! That's just too damn funny. Talk about an accurate search engine!

reefer

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:11:08 PM1/26/01
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Yeah I saw that blurb in the news. I was wondering when some kid was
going to wet himself with that one. It does prove that someone is
"dumb as a mofo" but it aint Bush. I guess that would be part of the
Left wing conspiracy" the counterpart of the "right wing conspiracy"
that Clinton was whining about when people played childish tricks
against him.

Now I wonder how difficult it is to link "stick up his ass" to Gore or
"cum crenched sleaze " to Clinton.

*Watt

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:24:41 PM1/26/01
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Bang,

Cute !

How did they do that ? Linking ?

They have a mole at Google ?

Hasta la vista,

William

Posting as Watt : "Volt had only half of the equation"


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Henry Adams

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:41:36 PM1/26/01
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they have the largest search database, too.
he really made a mistake running for president.
Cheney will have another case of heartburn,
the house will change hands, and W. will
be out of the White House.

"Hank"

--
Virtual Republic
http://freemail.virtualrealo.com/
 

Talk Alot

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:42:58 PM1/26/01
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Yeah, you Bush supporters have a great sense of humor. What's it like
sitting down with that gigantic stick up your ass? No wonder you haven't
been able to see that the current asshole occupying the white house is a big
joke.

"reefer" <Ree...@smoke.com> wrote in message
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Lee & Sue

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:54:11 PM1/26/01
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For more laughs, try a search on "sleazy liar".

Hey, how did GORE get linked to that!?

On Sat, 27 Jan 2001 00:28:48 GMT, "BushBang" <bi...@me.net> wrote:

joshs...@my-deja.com

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:58:44 PM1/26/01
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In article <4Doc6.2677$OR1.3...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,

I found this:

Sometime yesterday, January 24, Yahoo wised up and dropped the George
W. Bush On-line Store from it's dumb motherfucker rankings. In fact,
according to Yahoo's latest rankings, HugeDisk Men's Magazine is now
the #2 dumb motherfucker on the Internet -- a dubyaous and ironic
distinction indeed -- while the on-line store is nowhere to be found.

So it was on Yahoo

Also georgewbushstore.com now has this text on its main page:

(Note: If you have arrived at this site through inappropriate
references via a search engine, please be assured that we did not
utilize this language in our site, our HTML, nor in our internet
promotion of this site. What happened was the result of a malicious act
by a third party and we have pursued remedies through the efforts of
our staff and attorneys.)

Sent via Deja.com
http://www.deja.com/

Lee & Sue

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Jan 26, 2001, 11:12:55 PM1/26/01
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And if you do a search on "rapist liar" . . . how did CLINTON get in
there?

On Sat, 27 Jan 2001 00:28:48 GMT, "BushBang" <bi...@me.net> wrote:

Lee & Sue

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Jan 26, 2001, 11:17:38 PM1/26/01
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But wait, there's more . . .

If you do a search on smart m.f., you get Abe Lincoln.

I'll bet you are just enthralled with this search engine stuff. Now
isn't that just incredibly interesting about Abe Lincoln? I bet you
didn't know that before. Now, this is PROOF POSITIVE that Abe Lincoln
was one smart m.f.

Now, I need to to a search on "dumb usenet postings" . . .

On Sat, 27 Jan 2001 00:28:48 GMT, "BushBang" <bi...@me.net> wrote:

simone f. w. milligan

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Jan 26, 2001, 11:12:25 PM1/26/01
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Anytime you get a dick and a bush together it means that someone is
going to get fuc-ed!

@rk.com Mirdad

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Jan 27, 2001, 3:54:34 AM1/27/01
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"Hersh E. Skwirtz" <he...@skwirtz.nl> wrote in message
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That is pretty funny. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a prank, though.
Did you just pull that out of the air, or did someone tell you about it?
It's too funny not to be a set-up.
>
>


Trebor

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Jan 27, 2001, 1:04:28 AM1/27/01
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On Sat, 27 Jan 2001 00:28:48 GMT, "BushBang" <bi...@me.net> wrote:

> PROOF POSITIVE !
>
>When you type "dumb motherfucker" into Google, the search engine's top result is a site about President Bush.
>
> http://www.google.com/


that's nothing ....do a search for 'dimwitted antichrist' and see what
you get.

cheers,
Trebor

reefer

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Jan 27, 2001, 1:30:55 AM1/27/01
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>cheers,
>Trebor

Geez Gore and you Democrats have been busy since losing the race.
Pardoning Marc Rich millionaire Dem fund raiser who fled the country
for bilking people and then crying about campaign fundraising reform,
trashing the whitehouse, accepting millions of gifts solicited from
the Clintons staff - with this much initiative Gore is going is going
to be great in 2004.

By the way, thanks for caring so much about US politics though you
dont know shit about it and dont even live in the country. Remind me
to shit on your PM Millenium Dome Blair or Chretian or was it cretin?

Trebor

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Jan 27, 2001, 1:50:59 AM1/27/01
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You must be on the same drugs as your dopey king (do another google
search of 'dopey king' and see what you come up with).

EmmaPeel

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Jan 26, 2001, 5:55:05 PM1/26/01
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I betcha you all will be in for a big surprise....Bush floats like a
butterfly, and will sting like a bee.

After his first week in office He has really made his mark.

Unlike the doofus clintoon, whose only endeavor in his first week was to put
gays in the military.
Scheeeeeeeeeeeeecch!
>
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Jack Ass <My_Ass@

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Jan 27, 2001, 2:25:40 AM1/27/01
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He could have FIRED Colin Powell,
and headed off the mutiny that made
the "gays in military" issue turn ugly.
see story... read story.
http://www.thenation.com

EmmaPeel wrote:

> I betcha you all will be in for a big surprise....Bush floats like a

float? life is a septic tank, and the big chunks float to the top.

> butterfly, and will sting like a bee.

he always seems kinda buzzed

> After his first week in office He has really made his mark.

those drool stains are hard to keep up with.

> Unlike the doofus clintoon, whose only endeavor in his first week was to put
> gays in the military.

The gays were already in the military.
Bill told them to stay in the closet and shut up.

When I fart, they can smell it all the way to London

> Scheeeeeeeeeeeeecch!
>

Oh well. Blew that one.

Jack

--
"A Major Cause of the Greenhouse Effect"
JACK ASS BLOG
http://jackass.blogspot.com

My_Ass.vcf

Trebor

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Jan 27, 2001, 2:25:46 AM1/27/01
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2001 22:55:05 -0000, "EmmaPeel" <star...@prodigy.net>
wrote:


>After his first week in office He has really made his mark.
>

No -he tried marking his territory, but his staff busted out laughing
when he got drunk and started pulling down his pants.

cheers,
Trebor

Trebor

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Jan 27, 2001, 3:05:42 AM1/27/01
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The greatest gap between rich and poor of any industrialized nation in
the world, the only one that doesn't assure every citizen the right to
basic medical care, and the nation with a higher percentage of poor
people in prison than anywhere else in the world. And still, all
Americans are concerned about is how to give another tax cut to the
rich.

Geez...what a sorry bunch of brainwashed boobs.

La Bamba

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Jan 27, 2001, 3:29:06 AM1/27/01
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What ? You mean he thought he was going to get is dick sucked by
Tony Blair , like Clinton? Fahgetaboutit ! Tell him to keep his
pants on !

Brian

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Jan 27, 2001, 3:59:35 AM1/27/01
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Anybody who's dumb enough to want to join the military, should be
allowed in. They're just a bunch of hired killers anyway, who cares if
they're gay or not.

--
Brian
brianr75 AT yahoo DOT com

King Pineapple

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Jan 27, 2001, 7:19:50 AM1/27/01
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New Year's Baby Trebor <tre...@my-deja.com> bellyached some more in message
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>
> The greatest gap between rich and poor of any industrialized nation in
> the world, the only one that doesn't assure every citizen the right to
> basic medical care, and the nation with a higher percentage of poor
> people in prison than anywhere else in the world.

Gee, your side was just in power for 8 years. WHY didn't you people DO
something about this stuff?

> Geez...what a sorry bunch of brainwashed boobs.

LOL. It's taken you til NOW to figure that out? Boy, you're a few logs short
of a cord, aren't you? Have fun.


Widdle Dubya

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Jan 27, 2001, 10:06:31 AM1/27/01
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2001 22:55:05 -0000, "EmmaPeel" <star...@prodigy.net>
wrote:

>I betcha you all will be in for a big surprise....Bush floats like a


>butterfly, and will sting like a bee.

Almost. Floats like a turd would be correct.

Widdle Dubya

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Jan 27, 2001, 10:08:36 AM1/27/01
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"cum crenched sleaze" has already been registered to Kathy Harris.

rose...@rapidnet.com

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Jan 27, 2001, 1:46:09 AM1/27/01
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"King Pineapple" <saddl...@earthlink.net> wrote as if right wingers had a
clue:

>New Year's Baby Trebor <tre...@my-deja.com> bellyached some more in message
>news:3a728084...@news.earthlink.net...
>>
>> The greatest gap between rich and poor of any industrialized nation in
>> the world, the only one that doesn't assure every citizen the right to
>> basic medical care, and the nation with a higher percentage of poor
>> people in prison than anywhere else in the world.
>
>Gee, your side was just in power for 8 years. WHY didn't you people DO
>something about this stuff?

No, the "power of the purse" has been with racist, homophobic, greedy,
self-serving conservatives.

ButtFuckmePlease

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Jan 27, 2001, 11:19:13 AM1/27/01
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On Sat, 27 Jan 2001 15:08:36 GMT, Du...@shithead.com (Widdle Dubya)
wrote:

>
>"cum crenched sleaze" has already been registered to Kathy Harris.

DANG ! THAT SEX PERV CLINTON GOT HER TOO !
Lock up the elementary school kids.

SilverBullet

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Jan 27, 2001, 2:56:12 PM1/27/01
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<rose...@vapidnet.com> The first living brain donor, wrote...


> "King Pineapple" <saddl...@earthlink.net>


>New Year's Baby Trebor <tre...@my-deja.com> bellyached some more in message
> >news:3a728084...@news.earthlink.net...
> >>
> >> The greatest gap between rich and poor of any industrialized nation in
> >> the world, the only one that doesn't assure every citizen the right to
> >> basic medical care, and the nation with a higher percentage of poor
> >> people in prison than anywhere else in the world.
> >
> >Gee, your side was just in power for 8 years. WHY didn't you people DO
> >something about this stuff?
>
> No, the "power of the purse" has been with racist, homophobic, greedy,
> self-serving conservatives.

BUT it has been in control of the double talk, back stabbing, finger pointing,
publicly lying, race baiting, class dividing, hate mongering,
freedom/land/liberty/money stealing, hypocrite liberal party for over 40 years.


rose...@rapidnet.com

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Jan 27, 2001, 1:03:52 PM1/27/01
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"SilverBullet" <VRWC...@hotmail.com> wrote as if right wingers had a clue:

>> >Gee, your side was just in power for 8 years. WHY didn't you people DO
>> >something about this stuff?

>> No, the "power of the purse" has been with racist, homophobic, greedy,
>> self-serving conservatives.
>
>BUT it has been in control of the double talk, back stabbing, finger pointing,
>publicly lying, race baiting, class dividing, hate mongering,
>freedom/land/liberty/money stealing, hypocrite liberal party for over 40 years.

Then you shouldn't BE racists, homophobes, gunwhores, antigovernment,
religous bigoted assholes.

"finger pointing" is the main staple of conservatism (can you name ANYTHING
that conservatives have EVER taken responsibity for?) It's either "the medias
fault", "democrat/liberals fault", or "the peoples fault" when their lunatic
self-serving, greedy bullshit is rejected.

"libery Stealing" is nothing more than a generations old whine about taking
away conservatives ability to foster racism, segregation, Jim Crow or the
lynchings, beatings and thuggery of the South.........IOW whining about
"states rights".
And "money stealing" is merely regurgitated bullshit by a you fronting for a
class of people who wouldn't allow you to shine their shoes (hoping for a few
droppings as the money flows upward)

Steven D. Litvintchouk

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Jan 27, 2001, 1:54:35 PM1/27/01
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Trebor wrote:
>
> The greatest gap between rich and poor of any industrialized nation in
> the world, the only one that doesn't assure every citizen the right to
> basic medical care, and the nation with a higher percentage of poor
> people in prison than anywhere else in the world.

Many European nations (though not their intellectual elite) have envied
the U.S. economy for its low rate of unemployment, rapid economic growth
(till now), and stable currency (as compared to the euro). The
unemployment rate in the U.S. is lower than any other industrialized
nation except Japan.

Many poor folks are in jail on various DRUG charges. But even
conservatives (like the National Review magazine) have begun to
criticize the so-called "War on Drugs". So have libertarians (don't
know how King Pineapple feels himself though).
OTOH, the Clinton Administration devised the so-called "Plan Colombia"
which may get us involved in a shooting war in Colombia, in the name of
stopping drugs.

> And still, all
> Americans are concerned about is how to give another tax cut to the
> rich.

How do you know that's all they are concerned about?


--
Steven D. Litvintchouk
Email: s...@mitre.org
Disclaimer: As far as I am aware, the opinions expressed
herein
are not those of my employer.

BasketCase

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Jan 27, 2001, 2:21:04 PM1/27/01
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"Brian" <bri...@checkmysignature.com> wrote in message
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Gotta agree there dewd..........aint got no brain?.......want some cunto ta
tell ya what to do all the time?........want a nice uniform that makes ya
look like a fuckin prick?.....Join the fuckin forces!!!........On second
thoughts........just join the polis eh? Hehehe.

kri...@secretserve.gov

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Jan 27, 2001, 10:15:12 PM1/27/01
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One of these conservative clowns is blaming the Clinton Administration
for not passing universal healthcare. Its like blaming Sharon Tate
for Charles Manson.

The next screwball conservative thinks that liberals have been in
power for the last 40 years. Since 1938, the country has been more or
less run by Republicans and Southern Democrats. Since there's no more
Southern Democrats anymore, they have been replaced by Republicans.

How could somebody be too dumb to see this?

johnz~

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Jan 27, 2001, 10:34:27 PM1/27/01
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In article <3a728084...@news.earthlink.net>, tre...@my-deja.com
(Trebor) wrote:

Cry me a river, Trebore.

JS

SilverBullet

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Jan 28, 2001, 2:29:16 AM1/28/01
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Read what I was replying to dipshit and then get back to me..

<kri...@secretserve.gov> wrote in message news:3a738de2...@news.remarq.com...

Eric Perlin

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Jan 28, 2001, 3:24:19 AM1/28/01
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Trebor <tre...@my-deja.com> wrote...

How can you say "all Americans"? The majority of us did NOT vote for Bush. About
53% voted for Al Gore or Ralph Nader.


Marksman

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Jan 28, 2001, 3:36:19 AM1/28/01
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"Eric Perlin" <ericp...@SPAMSUCKSprodigy.net> wrote in message
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Correction, the majority of US Citizens did not vote at all.


Daryl Grier

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Jan 28, 2001, 8:27:24 AM1/28/01
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I can name a few things Conservatives take responsibility for. The two that
come to my mind immediately is themselves and their families. Actually
MORON you asked the wrong question. What do liberals (socialists) take
responsibility for. The answer is nothing. They are to fucking sorry to.
They rely on the government to do that for them. The truth to a liberal
(socialist) is like a cross to dracula.
rose...@rapidnet.com wrote in message
<3a730c09...@news.rapidnet.com>...

Neural Blade

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Jan 29, 2001, 2:24:29 AM1/29/01
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I smell the bill hicks album here

that guy was so right.

Will

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briquelesflic

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"reefer" <Ree...@smoke.com> wrote in message
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Join the queue, yankee running dog lackey of imperialism......
>


Steve Reynolds

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in article pdRe6.204$qH5....@monolith.news.easynet.net, briquelesflic at
brique...@ukonline.co.uk wrote on 2/3/01 04:47:

YAWN...

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