praise the lord

Mavis

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Dec 27, 2009, 1:25:08 PM12/27/09

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praise the lord jesus. He is the only one who can absolve youir sins.
PRAISE JESUS

Robibnikoff

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Dec 27, 2009, 1:57:00 PM12/27/09

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"Mavis" <ma...@mavis.mave> wrote in message
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> praise

Fuck you, cocksucker.
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Robyn
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BAAWA Knight
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Claire Towny

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Dec 27, 2009, 2:30:06 PM12/27/09

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Mavis laid this down on his screen :

> praise the lord jesus. He is the only one who can absolve youir sins. PRAISE
> JESUS

Lord Jesus, wise men travelled for miles to bring you the first
Christmas presents. So may we, too, remember with thankful hearts the
love that comes with each present we open. We also thank you for the
amazing love you have for each of us, and we thank you for the many
gifts that you give us.

Amen

SkyEyes

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Dec 27, 2009, 2:39:29 PM12/27/09

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On Dec 27, 11:25 am, "Mavis" <ma...@mavis.mave> wrote:

> praise the lord jesus. He is the only one who can absolve youir sins.
> PRAISE JESUS

<Yawn>

Jesus is a character out of mythology. Praising him makes as much
sense as praising Frodo.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
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EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net

SkyEyes

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Dec 27, 2009, 2:41:00 PM12/27/09

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On Dec 27, 12:30 pm, Claire Towny <n...@whatsoever.com> wrote:
> Mavis laid this down on his screen :
>
> > praise the lord jesus. He is the only one who can absolve youir sins. PRAISE
> > JESUS
>
> Lord Jesus, wise men travelled for miles to bring you the first
> Christmas presents. So may we, too, remember with thankful hearts the
> love that comes with each present we open. We also thank you for the
> amazing love you have for each of us,

...which is why you're going to fry most of the human race in Hell.
Because you love us sooooooooooo much.

Yeah, thanks for that, Jebus. Thanks *bunches*.

Robibnikoff

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Dec 27, 2009, 2:58:19 PM12/27/09

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"Claire Towny" <no...@whatsoever.com> wrote in message
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Lay off the drugs, honey.

Enkidu

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Dec 27, 2009, 4:01:08 PM12/27/09

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Mavis wrote:

> praise the lord jesus. He is the only one who can absolve youir sins.

My what?

--
Enkidu

j-rod

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Dec 27, 2009, 8:25:09 PM12/27/09

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If you follow a star you will travel in a circle.

Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian

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Dec 27, 2009, 10:56:29 PM12/27/09

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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...

My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus

tirebiter

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Jan 4, 2010, 8:40:53 AM1/4/10

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Too funny. The godbots drone on that if anyone who doesn't believe in
this "amazing love" will be tortured for all eternity.

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