Violence on the Net
Tor_Alai
nor do I wish to. I did see a clip of it on Yahoo.
This kind of violence is repugnant, and completely sick.
Presumably now that the word is out of the Brits shooting down an 8 year old
stone cold, there's going to be more vigilanty violence to come. God help
us all, when the world is reduced to this kind of tit-for-tat vigilantism.
The killing of innocents whatever their religion is not on.
Whatever happened to human brotherhood??
the idiot
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bob young
Tor_Alai wrote:
It has been going on in Palestine/Israel for 50 years so we could be in for a
long haul in Iraq!
all in the name of gods that do not exist!
bob young
the idiot wrote:
which must be why you are called ' the idiot' keep it up idiot
He is one of those orators of whom it was well said, ‘Before they get up, they
do not know what they are going to say; when they are speaking they do not know
what they are saying; and when they have sat down they do not know what they
have said.’
[Winston Churchill 1874-1965]
the idiot
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kevin hollingsworth
bob young
the idiot wrote:
where was your thatcher quote? Had her son racing cars for us here a good many
years back. mum's better.
bob
hong kong
bob young
kevin hollingsworth wrote:
the what!
the idiot
there is no such thing as society.
i used to live in tai po market. hurrah. sir. you are a lucky man.
the idiot
i want one what ever it is.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Been here 36 years, used to run Crown Motors, now semi retired. Wife Chinese
and living sai kung - luvly spot as you know, but getting rather hot now.
Mark Thatcher begged a car from us to race at Macau, bust the geabox and never
finished!
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Looks like you are back in blighty, a good part of the old country I hope.
I was born in Maggies town - Grantham
the idiot
are others in sai kung who live on this ng.
the idiot
bob young
the idiot wrote:
I think u r right, I'm gettin old yer know!
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Watched him at Brands Hatch once, driving small ethanol powered cars, he came
in third. went to his trailer after the race and found him shaking with an
overdose of adrenalin.
got a free beer though!
Yes he did get lost in the Desert rally, the name escapes me, mum sent a
helicopter for 'im!
the idiot
it comes to us all sir. i find it quite exciting.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
> it comes to us all sir. i find it quite exciting.....
......now this I must hear [smile]
With this secret you could make a fortune!
the idiot
alas i wont be joining you in the sun just yet.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Not taking the piss are you? [hee hee]
If so you will be banned and sent to Scunthorpe for the rest of yer life!
Went for a job there once, Ford dealer, never got it though.
How long were you out here in honkers? The place changes by the day.
the idiot
i was only out there for six months in 97/8 which maybe isnt long enough to
truthfully say i was living there, but the place left indelible memories on
me. chicken flu and the recession started when i got there but i wasnt to
blame honest.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Might just make a trip home to UK this summer if I can rake up enough shekels
plus the courage to fly in these dangerous times - miss the beer!
We seem to be running a private thread here.
I take a look at 'UK Lincolnshire' sometimes but this is much more interesting!
the idiot
uk lincolnshire.... ho ho. when i flew out to hong kong the plane had to
make four attempts at landing, down we went and then all of a sudden we were
going up again rather steeply, almost felt like we were going backwards.
very odd. we flew out in a bloody great storm. maybe someone was trying to
tell me something.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
About right. Lots of manure for sale, secondhand cars and pets. They seem
polite there though so thats' summat I guess - smile
> when i flew out to hong kong the plane had to
> make four attempts at landing, down we went and then all of a sudden we were
> going up again rather steeply, almost felt like we were going backwards.
> very odd. we flew out in a bloody great storm. maybe someone was trying to
> tell me something.
Was this old Kai tak or the new airport. Wife got diverted to macau one August
returning from UK, a plane upside down on the runway only about six months
after the new airport opened. It was caused by windsheer associated with a
nearby typhoon. Shit i think I won't bother about going this year!
the idiot
> > when i flew out to hong kong the plane had to
> > make four attempts at landing, down we went and then all of a sudden we
were
> > going up again rather steeply, almost felt like we were going backwards.
> > very odd. we flew out in a bloody great storm. maybe someone was trying
to
> > tell me something.
>
> Was this old Kai tak or the new airport. Wife got diverted to macau one
August
> returning from UK, a plane upside down on the runway only about six months
> after the new airport opened. It was caused by windsheer associated with
a
> nearby typhoon. Shit i think I won't bother about going this year!
>
>
what are they building on that land now?
bob young
the idiot wrote:
so far nothing, they are still filling in the bay. I believe there is a grand
housing plan going in there but not privi to the details. The old terminal
building, car park and tower are still stamnding, but not for much longer.
There is a sky scraper already standing where the planes used to approach.
They say it was the trickyest airport in the world to land at. Takes nearly an
hour to get to the new one from Central by car.
Hot today and a large typhoon is about to hit Manila
Reckon this thread will get the chop soon, until then, enjoy the rest of your
weekend.
Bob
ex Lincolnshire yeller belly
and Granthamian
the idiot
cheers to you sir.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
"Have a whiskey" "Hic, I don't mind if I do Sir"
[Tommy Handley WWII comedian]
the idiot
heroically i succumbed to rather cheap vodka and a nice chilean red wine.
not quite as lethal as the local stuff from the supermarket in tai po
though. ha.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Ever try Mau Tai wine from China [white bottle]? I did but only once when over
there, vile stuff, tasted like parafin, but bet my car could run well on it....
phew!!!!
Wonder how long we can keep this honkers thread going before they tell us to
shut the f**k up!?
I get lost in Tai Po these days - big city now. I sell stuff to the police
there but keep well away from the old town without a compass. Ayaaaa!
the idiot
to get my bearings even when only 50 yds from the bloomin flat.
hated the cockroaches though, nearly suffocated myself a few times spraying
the buggers. wasnt too keen on the drunken ex-pat scene either, they may as
well have been in blackpool.... bah. damn i'm missing the place now.....
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Not sure about today though. About 31 degrees, drizzling and not a breath of
wind. Phew!
Yep HK grows on yer. I should know, been 'ere for 35 bloomin years. Longer
than I have been anywhere else!
Hey must keep this thread goin' here a joke for yer:
husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an
old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and
my butt is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive
to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft, thoughtful
voice,
"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
.
"Yam sing" [drink it all down]
"Cheers from honkers"
the idiot
im not very good at jokes but here is one i just saw on our local (hull
only) newsgroup...
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a
gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the
gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the
guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding,
the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in
gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better -
and he vowed revenge. The next day, he purchased two large knives, two party
hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his
pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where
he opened up his bag of goodies. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics,
he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars,
grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on. Next, the guy picked up his horn
and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the
same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his
pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his
own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.
kev
i wonder what the record is for the longest off-topic thread in this ng?
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Hee Hee - this could be ***IT***
No need for 'a joke a day' but you'll like this one having been to honkers:
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and
emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where
the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes
round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.
There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Chinese bloke
answers...
"Harro", says the Chinese chap.
"Hallo mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman
"I bin on toilet" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Chinese fellow has misunderstood, the binman
smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dustbin?"
"I told you, I dust bin on toilet" says the Chinese man
"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's
your Wheely Bin?"
"OK OK" , says the Chinese man, "I wheely bin having a wank"
Bob
Hey talk about 'violence on the net' What's Hull like after dark these days?
Honkers has changed you know. My wife finished work tonight and has gone on
the fast train to China [Shen Zen] for dinner with her mates - She's Chinese,
by the way
the idiot
would say there is much more drunkeness and the violence more random. the
council is aiming for hull to be a top ten city though nobody really seems
to know what this actually means, there were plans for hull to become a
cyber city (large amounts of money from the council the bbc and europe) but
we only seem to be getting the cctv cameras (on every street) at the moment.
but i like it here. hull city have just been promoted to division 2, we have
a spanking new stadium owned by the council paid for by selling off half the
telephone company. you are or not aware that hull was and still is the only
place to have its own telephone company.... i have my own little web site at
www.207g.karoo.net if you are bored.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
This long string of 'stuff' by 'the two idiots' sems to be thriving!
Thanks for that on Hull. And the weather seems good from what I get on TV.
long may it continue. still not sure if I will make it to UK this summer, but
policemen on TV in shirt sleeves always gets me hankering. Hey shame that
copper was knifed yesterday, I hope they get the swine.
I do get bored so later today will pay a visit to www.207g.karoo.net
Off to see the doc soon, I've got bad cystitus. May have got the spelling
wrong but it sure does hurt! as they say 'nobody is pefrect'
Yam sing
bob
the idiot
its fa cup final day today (football), so i think i'll be watching that, i'm
supposed to be doing the garden (its got slightly out of hand) but but
but..... ive a feeling it wont get done, the neighbours will be cursing me
through gritted teeth hehe... so do you have a western or a traditional
doctor, or one of each? my website isnt exactly exciting but at least it
means i exist in the modern electronic world. if this thread ever gets
chopped (maybe they will ban us for not insulting each other enough) you can
email me from there. now if i hide the garden shears........
kev
bob young
the idiot wrote:
...that's an idea. No, no good, if you do I'll remind you where you hid 'em.
hee hee. then it will be back to the grindstone. reckon gardening is OK if
the garden is small enought to let you do a bit as and when you feel like it.
The Doc is a young local, graduated in London and Glasgow. To find a caucasian
doc these days you have to go to the adventist hosp. He is not only a doc but
a professional photographer! You can see some of his stuff on
www.ishootpeople.net. The cystitis has gone and I only took one of his
tablets. He needed about five minutes to sort our my cystitis and then we
talked 'digital cameras' for about half an hour - cost me sixty quid. that's
HK for yer!
He gave me his web site yesterday. There's a nude model in there among a lot
of other nice stuff. Next time I see him I'll say 'I bet you told that girl
before she took off all of her clothes - "No need to worry I'm a doctor" to
which she replied "Don't make me laugh they all say that" Truth is stranger
than fiction!
Liked the gallery section of your web site. Is this your own stuff? better
than gardening!
Bob
the idiot
this means i dont have to do anything to it. sadly my neighbours like their
grass to be 3mm long. i cut the grass today but didnt rake it (this is
because one is supposed to leave a layer of dead grass to protect the newly
mown stuff, luckily it also means i dont have to do any more hard work).
tomorrow my neighbours will complain that bits of my grass are blowing onto
their garden. such people should be shot. yes the paintings are mine. i
havent done any for about 3 years now due to unforseen circumstances and an
inate lack of ability. luckily it was the sale of some of my paintings (to
londoners with more money than sense) that allowed me to potter about in
hongkong. i imagine at some point i will start painting again but for now i
am quite happy fiddling about with html.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
...nice work if you can get it! Luvly, if you start painting we might see you
in Honkers again
Only once had nasty neighbours and that was in Africa. He was fine but the
girl from Yorkshire he married could never quite come to terms with the fact we
had a car supplied [I was selling Fords] and they had to buy one [we all worked
for the same firm]. She gave my wife at the time hell and ignored me. Awful.
Never happend again to me, thank goodness. Have had lots of neighbours here in
HK coming and going as they do, all good folk, including one Jewish family who
were friendlier than all the others. Saw on TV about that couple fighting over
the location of a fence between their houses last year, you may remember it.
"there's now't so queer as folk" as they say up north!
Reminds me of the joke "How do you get on with your neighbours"
Fine, we muck in with our neighbours, they throw muck in our garden and we
throw muck in theirs"!
Cheers
Bob
the idiot
the way things are going i will be a very old man before i have the pleasure
of returning. i picked up my paintbrushes last year and it was like having
some strange foreign utensils in my hand. very odd indeed. it scared me a
little bit i have to say. im making a web site for a status quo tribute band
at the moment which is very exciting....(?) hmmmm maybe i should pick up the
brushes again.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
thought I'd lost you there for a minute!
>
> the way things are going i will be a very old man before i have the pleasure
> of returning. i picked up my paintbrushes last year and it was like having
> some strange foreign utensils in my hand. very odd indeed. it scared me a
> little bit i have to say. im making a web site for a status quo tribute band
> at the moment which is very exciting....(?) hmmmm maybe i should pick up the
> brushes again.
Well yer started once before so yer can do it again !
On the subject of paintin' there was a femail painter that went partially blind
but it was not a lost cause and getting treatment from a skilled surgeon her
sight was restored. As a gesture of thanks she did a huge futuristic painting
of a single eye and presented to the surgeon who mounted it in his surgery.
It was admired by another doctor who asked him what his reactions were to the
painting. "I can only thank god I'm not a gynecologist" He said!
Yam sing.
the idiot
>
> >
pleasure
> > of returning. i picked up my paintbrushes last year and it was like
having
> > some strange foreign utensils in my hand. very odd indeed. it scared me
a
> > little bit i have to say. im making a web site for a status quo tribute
band
> > at the moment which is very exciting....(?) hmmmm maybe i should pick up
the
> > brushes again.
>
>
> On the subject of paintin' there was a femail painter that went partially
blind
> but it was not a lost cause and getting treatment from a skilled surgeon
her
> sight was restored. As a gesture of thanks she did a huge futuristic
painting
> of a single eye and presented to the surgeon who mounted it in his
surgery.
>
> It was admired by another doctor who asked him what his reactions were to
the
> painting. "I can only thank god I'm not a gynecologist" He said!
>
> Yam sing.
>
hoho...
so do you think hk has improved or regressed since the handover (chris
pattens tears and all that), or has it not really affected you, and will you
or your wife be going to see the buddhas finger which i believe is being
transported to hk at this very minute? what was hk like when you first went
there?
bob young
the idiot wrote:
1966! No Japanese cars. Parking meters in Central on saturday afternoon and
not much problem getting one.
Abacuses in use in every shop. No ready made furniture, old chap came with a
photo album promising 'to make yer one like this' and quoted for a whole flat
full. My first flat full cost HK$15,000!
House agents praying for you to rent their empty flats, many on Argyle St and
Prince Edward road - all new. Within two years you could not get one for love
nor money
No stores, only Lane Crawford for the hoy poloy
Amahs instead of Filipino Maids. The only time we ever missed anything was
when we had Ah Chun!
All police officers were Brits who enjoyed a bankroll mysteriously appearing in
their desk drawer each month, generated, they say, by the sergeants from the
vice squad
...and after the car and passenger ferries stopped at one a.m. long low boats
called Walla Wallas got you over to the other side. Wonderful excuse when
staying with a bird, "Sorry darling couldn't get back home, not a walla walla
in sight, so I stayed in a hotel'
Cheers
sun lei
the idiot
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> Download AlbumFamiy software at http://www.albumsfamily.com to help you
crikey, you made me jump. how long have you been standing there?
the idiot
crikey, sounds like it was an even more exciting/interesting place back
then. so how come you ended up there, was it a job, love, or were you on the
run from the rozzers?
the idiot
and was there lots of rioting and stuff going on in 66, were you to blame?
ive just been reading a small report from that period, my interest in the
place has been re-energised, thank you.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Right first time - I was selling Bedford trucks and Land Rovers in sierra leone
but I was dying to get to the Far East and a job came up in HK - lucky sod I
was!
bob young
the idiot wrote:
It started in 67 and we had two bad years of watching the police on the telly
everynight trying to control the rioting. Nasty. Two kids played with a bomb
and were killed. They say this resulted in a phone call from Beijing telling
their lot here to stop it, and stop it they did.
Hey your right about that Buddah's finger. Crowds turned out to see it
including a group of expat women, there's a pic of them on your other email
the idiot
>
>
> >
> > and was there lots of rioting and stuff going on in 66, were you to
blame?
> > ive just been reading a small report from that period, my interest in
the
> > place has been re-energised, thank you.
>
> It started in 67 and we had two bad years of watching the police on the
telly
> everynight trying to control the rioting. Nasty. Two kids played with a
bomb
> and were killed. They say this resulted in a phone call from Beijing
telling
> their lot here to stop it, and stop it they did.
>
> Hey your right about that Buddah's finger. Crowds turned out to see it
> including a group of expat women, there's a pic of them on your other
email
>
what other email where? eek..... did you think id gone round the bend when i
mentioned the buddhas finger relic?
the idiot
>
>
or were you on the
> > run from the rozzers?
>
> Right first time - I was selling Bedford trucks and Land Rovers in sierra
leone
> but I was dying to get to the Far East and a job came up in HK - lucky sod
I
> was!
>
ma...@albumsfamily.com
bob young
the idiot wrote:
This idiot copied a nice pic, or thought he had, of a load of american old
women giving the one finger to the camera, but it ain't no longer in my PC!
would have been good for a laugh. Anyay old buddha has just given Hong kong
the finger!
Nice thread this - won't be long before some wag says 'why don't you two idiots
piss off'
until then
yam sing
the idiot
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eh eh eh? what is all this with your family album nonsense. away with you
before we turn nasty. or would you like a cup of tea and a chat? in which
cae hello.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
In Africa albums are black!
the idiot
maybe they are bored an want to join in our chattering. or maybe they are
jealous.
the idiot
so will you and/or your better half be off to see the finger?
and have the cyclists got any better? we rented a couple of bikes one day
and cycled up to shatin, crikey it was mad, everyone was going as fast as
they could and none of them knew how to ride in a straight line. bonkers.
worse than portuguese car drivers.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
> "bob young" <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > the idiot wrote:
> >
> > > <ma...@albumsfamily.com> wrote in message
> > > news:c6e0f644.04052...@posting.google.com...
> > > > Download AlbumFamiy software at http://www.albumsfamily.com to help
> you
> > >
> > > eh eh eh? what is all this with your family album nonsense. away with
> you
> > > before we turn nasty. or would you like a cup of tea and a chat? in
> which
> > > cae hello.
> >
> > In Africa albums are black!
> >
> do you think you may have been a workingmansclub comedian in a past life?
Always been a bit of a comedian and your afterlife theory sounds
interesting, but being a 'confirmed' [hee hee] atheist I doubt I ever was
such a chap.
> maybe they are bored an want to join in our chattering. or maybe they are
> jealous.
All of the above. Surprised one of those 'insult experts' has not had a go
at us by now.
One priceless insult on a religious ng was so outstanding I cut and pasted
it. If anyone gets nasty here we can use it on 'em; here it is:
You fucking stupid pig-ugly knuckle-scraping shit-for-brains saddle-sniffing
child-molesting drooling moron.
Guess the 'author' (!) was trying to make a point here! You are welcome to
use it on anyone giving us Linconshire blokes a hard time. Correction, I
guess Lincs does not extend north of The Humber, never mind, close enough
Well it will soon be dragon boat racing time. They are out there practicing
this sunday. Boom Boom Boom. Would hate to live by the water edge in Sai
kung for the next few weeks.
Yam sing
the idiot
quaffing sherry....damn. i havent seen the sea for about 3 years, though i
am off up to whitby in august so that should be exciting. in hull this
morning it is drizzling.... which i like because it brings out the green of
the grass and trees. makes it glow. excellent.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
We are half way up a hill, well you could call it a mountain, overlooking Pak
Sha Wan and we have a sea view. Pak Sha wan [white sandy bay], not for the
last 200 years it ain't!
bloody 'ot today, cloudy. close, sweaty. Phew
Cheers [I'll have another]
the idiot
www.rudeforth.co.uk (cannot put my real email on here because of spammers)
so i can pretend.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Reckon you mean a photo of the view - will do in the next few days. Just got a
new Nikon D70 digicam, but need to learn a lot to get the most out of it.
Still B'hot!
Gettin' close to deciding on a trip to UK in July.
Hey, HK football team yesterday beat AC Milan here 2-1. The Chinese, what will
they do next!?
Yam sing
the idiot
older men on my wall already (thats a joke by the way).... the chinese never
cease to suprise me... i saw an news item recently where a local farmer had
built himself a plane out of tin cans and wood. it flew. for a bit anyway.
but the party officials took a dim view. the man was about 80 and lived in a
shack.....
bob young
the idiot wrote:
Oooh you mean, 'Man Fi Lo', a good mate 'o mine
the idiot
oops, been a bit busy trashing the index page of my website (changed it
about 8 times in the last two days), i get bored with it all very quickly
and and and.... anyway its not looking too bad now. and the sun is out and
my hangover has gone. so life aint too bad. how you coming along with your
dital cam, figured it out yet? anyway sir, your jokes are getting worse (man
fi lo)......
ooh ooh, my postal ballot paper has finally arrived, i will now (as usual)
spoil it and return it, at least that way it gets counted.... oh for a none
of the above section.... crikey this thread has got a bit political so i had
better stop.
the idiot
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admit when seeing it at the art gallery/museum in tst i didnt think much but
the prog has reopened my eyes. excellent.
Bigot
>
There you go!, wasn't too hard was it, snipping all that foliage away has
let light into the heart of the plant and now it can flourish:-))
the idiot
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bob young
the idiot wrote:
Let's humour him - he had a point, never bothered to read that old stuff
anyway.
Hey Bigot, don't etll me we have been entertaining yer with our Hong kong
musings [never know he might be a HK security department official doing some
espionage work]
Hey bigot "Diu Ley ge lo mo" That should get him mad if he's Chinese.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
..must take a 'look see' if anything new.
> anyway its not looking too bad now. and the sun is out and
> my hangover has gone. so life aint too bad. how you coming along with your
> dital cam, figured it out yet? anyway sir,
Groan, nothing much done. will definitle send yer that view of Hebe Haven in
next few days
> your jokes are getting worse (man
> fi lo)......
and then there's the Hong kong bra manufacturers .....Wan Hang Lo
...or is it a jock strap, can't remember!
>
> ooh ooh, my postal ballot paper has finally arrived, i will now (as usual)
> spoil it and return it, at least that way it gets counted....
Remember a chap doing that right at the polling station. said to the lady
there "Gimme that form, I'll write summat on it for yer, are there two L's in
'bollocks' or one"?
bob young
the idiot wrote:
I think they should have a competion of paintings done strictly on condition
that the brush has to be stuck 'in yer arse'
Should produce some interesting stiuff. guess a mirror would be mandatory
though
Cheers
the idiot
challenge, and if he increased the presure and if he slipped, oh dear oh
dear oh dear.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
a messy death all in the name of art!
the idiot
day, and this thread appears to be dribbling to a sorry death, time to kick
some life into it, so, do you think they will ever fill victoria bay/harbour
in completely? do you get pheonix tv and if you do what is the name of the
astonishingly beautiful woman who presents (sometimes) 'good morning china'?
she is also (sometimes) to be seen on 'behind the headlines with wen tao'
(now he is a strange fellow) of course if you dont get pheonix tv you will
have no idea what i am on about.... though my fav channel when visiting
freinds in tai koo shing was the elevator. very exciting. today sir i am
talking shite.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
......shite!.... at five a.m., if I were up at that time it would be worse than
shite ! Talking of shite, funny shite, not sure if you have come across these
posts which are I'm sure are from a Brit like us, female my guess would be -
quite a giggle. Have included one below.
Phoenix TV, reckon that is one of the pay channels, not avaiable in my part of
the NT, so can't comment. That must be some elevator TV, did they have their
wires crossed so you could watch someone making out in the next elevator!
Your havin glorious weather, as they say 'wish I was there'!
Here's that post i mentioned. Tell me if it gives yer a laff:
Paul Whiting (ging...@hotmail.com) asked the14thdisciple:
"My girlfriend is cranky. She's unreasonable, selfish and spiteful and
blames her menstural cycle for her constant mood swings. Can you give me any
advice as to the best way of handling her?"
Paul, Singapore
a Period is Not somthing you Want to dwell upon, i Can assure you Paun, but
it Was once beleafed that 'the Currs' was givened By god to Wommen in
revenge, for as the Jeasus lay hanging on the cross didst Not the Lesbien
Roman Gards stab him in The vagina? ye, this wouldst be justyfication
enouff, for our God Is a vengeful God and will Not hath women messing with
his Kids.
but The trueth is much simpler than That, and Invoalveth NOT revenge; The
periods Are simpley gods Way of pundishing men For not keeping thear wimmen
preggernent enouff. wommen Crave the condition of preggernancy and it Is a
mans duty to insure that even if she is NOT preggernent she is At least
trying . and besides, Paol, if He dident Want you to use Yoar
god-Givened-Peaness then he wouldst Not have given you 1 in the fist place
.
a Large industry Has grown up as A result of the 'mothly' witch sells towels
and intearnel Devices all Aimed at protecting socierty From the
unhigeanic act of bleeding from the genetalias. this has fortunately kept
our swimming pools and Rivers clean for thousends of years Now but - as It
is with the Oh Zoan Liar - thease simply Mask the simptoms and Hide the fact
that only a constently full and Bountyful woomb can keep a womman off the
drip .
althoaugh This doth Not so far ansewer Yoar queston, Pale, it Is impotent
to have some background infermaition So as You can beter unnerstand What
yoar girfreing is going thrue Evertime she is having her Mendelsohn Cycle
(clever readers wiil Have seen my litle 'Mendelsohn' Joak there! thank You,
The loard, for filling my Head with so much whit!!)
a Wombans Body is disigned to carry on bleeding well into middel age or
until It is replaiced by the Mentalpause, and in both cases. the Only
effective treatments are chocolates, deodourant and distance.
you Shouldst Try and make yoar girfriend aware that she Shouldst be grateful
to the Farter for his Gennerosity in giving her Moare blood than she
actuelly needs ! i Am sure thear are wommen throuout the World who wouldst
giveth thear Right Arm for that much blood, (eaven though the prosess would
be futile as Without a Right Arm it would just Spill out from the shoulder)
and stress Upon her the impotancy of Riteous Procreatian (as apposed to
Gratuitus Fornicaition witch is ALWAYS a temptation wheneaver wombmen is
involved) . above All, Encurrage her to spend moar time gestating.
but I can NOT tell you no moar about periods rite now as i Have to deliver a
consignment Of padded-hammocks to the local Weightwatchers club.Goodness
knows why they Would want them ....
loaf Form yoar old freand 14
Little Boxes Nursing Home
"Caring for the wants and needs of the needy and the wanty"
http://www.littleboxes.nl
the idiot
crikey sir you hang about in some strange places, what newsgroup(?) is that
from, i will have to visit silently and lurk....
the elevator thing is from my friends tv in a block of flats, she had lots
of channels, one of them was the elevators/lifts for the building, very
odd/dull, but compelling at the same time, though i suppose everyone using
them knew they were being watched so were on best behaviour. the swine....
now if it was hull, people would make the effort (it would be their duty) to
entertain the viewer.... we have no shame. not me obviously. i am a sensible
man, and only once caught the train home to tai po covered in my own vomit.
and on that bombshell....
the idiot
mind you i didnt try to wrap the kcr clock tower in a shopping bag.
http://bigwhiteguy.com/archive/2004_06.php#001913
bob young
the idiot wrote:
thanks for that, a good read, will refer again later.
bob young
the idiot wrote:
alt.religion...I go there with me atheist hat on and have a good old quarrel!
>
> the elevator thing is from my friends tv in a block of flats, she had lots
> of channels, one of them was the elevators/lifts for the building, very
> odd/dull, but compelling at the same time, though i suppose everyone using
> them knew they were being watched so were on best behaviour. the swine....
> now if it was hull, people would make the effort (it would be their duty) to
> entertain the viewer.... we have no shame. not me obviously. i am a sensible
> man, and only once caught the train home to tai po covered in my own vomit.
> and on that bombshell....
must have been a good night though! It's about 30 years since i entered a HK
girlie bar and they are less now than there used to be.
The ones in Japan, now that's another story. Used to go there twice a year all
expenses paid to chat with the Toyota people. They work hard in Japan and play
hard!
campaaai
Yum Sing
Cheers
yachidaa [always go to Wales on me' UK trips]
the idiot
early... god knows what the locals thought, just another disgusting english
fool i suppose, remote control got me home, i learnt my lesson... honest.
ive only been through wales (on the way to eire) a couple of times, lots of
castles i seem to remember. very beautiful.
apparently today is going to be the hottest (up to now) of the year, 30
degrees, and ive got to sit here in front of the computer all day, fiddling
with other peoples websites. damn.
kev
bob young
the idiot wrote:
I never did send yer that picture of our Sai Kung view, It's in the camera
already and will send soon - honest - [I mean it].
typhoon number one has just gone up, but I doubt it will hit here, heading for
Taiwan.
it's that time of the year again.
>
>
> ive only been through wales (on the way to eire) a couple of times, lots of
> castles i seem to remember. very beautiful.
> apparently today is going to be the hottest (up to now) of the year, 30
> degrees,
Oooh and no AC either phew!!!!!
the idiot
cancelled(?) and for twenty dollars i can buy a zippo style lighter with a
picture of faye wong (superior high quality artwork it says) on it..
according to the description she is a japanese pop star. lummy
Mike CJ
Thump
Aaaarrgh :-o((
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the idiot
"Mike CJ" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> Violence:-
> Thump
> Aaaarrgh :-o((
>
>
>
bob young
the idiot wrote:
I think one part of the DBF is running short of the filthy lucre, but i would
be very surprised if there are no races. Will have to check for yer
Yam sing
bob young
the idiot wrote:
> "Mike CJ" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:2io7faF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > Violence:-
> > Thump
> > Aaaarrgh :-o((
Well i guess anything will do to keep this thread goin'
'take that' THUMP groan!
>
> >
> >
> >
> hehe. welcome sir.
the idiot
before the match started, luckily a portable was available, i now wish it
wasnt, and the bottle of vodka i consumed during the match didnt help at
all. we were rubbish but we were robbed.