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The philosophy of cannibalism!!!

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Victor Smootbank

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Oct 1, 2007, 9:48:41 PM10/1/07
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I'm a cannibal and I eat people, because if I won't
eat them, they'd die anyway and be eaten by
filthy worms and beetles.

But human meat is too good to be eaten by filthy
worms and beetles, so I eat humans and do them
a favor by eating their flesh, because *I* can appreciate
the quality of human flesh.

So if you want to be eaten by someone who'll
actually appreciate the taste of your flesh, please
email me.

Don Stockbauer

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Oct 1, 2007, 10:41:01 PM10/1/07
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Recycling. You're to be honored.

-Phil Clemence

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Oct 2, 2007, 11:45:18 PM10/2/07
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"Don Stockbauer" <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1191292861.3...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...

He's just old-fashioned
and a troll, of course


turtoni

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Oct 3, 2007, 1:30:52 AM10/3/07
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Strange but true that the spiritual tribes didn't like to bury their
dead for the worms to eat and instead choose to religiously worship
their fallen dead loved ones by lovingly eating them in a slow
deliberate manner, in order to keep them apart of themselves forever,
which notion was corrupted and abused by the pirates in order to
demonize those peoples for profit.

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