SOME MEAT FOR THE LIONS
saint...@hotmail.com
Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Pink Freud
<saint...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
Any god in particular?
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Everyone will cease to exist. Not having the balls to accept that, doesn't
make it untrue.
John Baker
wrote:
>Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
>Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Sorry, Skippy. Traditionally, it's you lot who've been the primary
ingredient in Purina Lion Chow, not us.
JohnN
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
First Law of Economics: In the long run, we're all dead.
JohnN
Don Martin
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
I fear the lions are in too short a supply to deal with the christians
infesting the place.
asilentskeptic
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
This is actually a better picture of "god" than the normal "Those who
deny god will be relegated to eternal torment in hell!" rant.
And if you have the wrong idea about god, get corrected, then cease to
exist; what is the purpose of correcting someones wrong idea?
Isn't that like whispering the secrets of how to life a good life to
someone right before shooting them in the head? Seems pointless.
*shrug*
Mark K. Bilbo
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Oh really?
"God doesn't exist"
<waiting>
asilentskeptic
If you don't post again, I will only have to assume you went -
=*PooF*=- and have to call the police.
Only, they will consider me a crank because you would have been
plucked from the very fabric of time itself!! You would never have
existed to rent an apartment, drive a car, be born, or leave any
indelible impression in our reality
Oh... Wait... I just proved that you HAVEN'T ceased to exist because
I remember your post, which means you haven't disappeared from the
world as we know it, driving all traces of your existence into
oblivion.
*phew*
I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN
Ok, enough pussyfooting around.MARK BILBO, and the head honcho of ALT.
is a fucking moron. Calling this asshole “dumb as a stump” is an
insult to trees. He’s so dense, his skull has an event horizon.
Cary Kittrell
Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
Geez, hope he's OK...
--cary
Sir Frederick
Does a remaining smile count? :-)
Uncle Vic
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
So which god is the right god, and what evidence can you provide to
back up this claim? Do you have the wrong idea about Allah? Have you
been corrected? Only by peers, if any. Peers who arrogantly claim
theirs is the One True Religion 'cause they say so. Not by any "god".
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Those who deny that elves exist will cease to exist.
Those who deny that unicorns exist will cease to exist.
Those who deny that ghosts exist will cease to exist.
Those who deny that demons exist will cease to exist.
You can replace the word "god" with any other mythological figure, and
it still works. The truth of the matter is that we all cease to exist
- eventually.
--
Uncle Vic
2011
--
Uncle Vic
2011
Uncle Vic
I notice you don't have a rational refutation to Mark's test. But
then again, theism is not a rational stance, is it?
--
Uncle Vic
2011
John Baker
And yet he makes you look like a fool every time you butt heads. Go
figure.
Robibnikoff
"Cary Kittrell" <ca...@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
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Hold on, lemme check my basement morgue.......
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
Cary Kittrell
Kep an inventory of materials handy, do we?
-- cary
Ben Kaufman
>Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
>Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Those who troll too often will get plonked,
<PLONK!!>
saint...@hotmail.com
doll...@pobox.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 21 May 2008 10:14:00 -0700 (PDT), saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
> >Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> >Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>
> Those who troll too often will get plonked,
>
> <PLONK!!>
Is that the sound of your head going into the toilet bowl? Have a
nice supper.
Daniel T.
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Anyone who claims they know what happens after they die is either lying
or deluded.
Meteorite Debris
his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
The argument from force. Well the Spag. Monster will kick your butt.
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
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Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
DanielSan
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
So, let me know when your correction will happen. Better be soon or
Zeus will get mighty mad at you.
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*--------------------------------------------------*
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* that I didn't have to have one." *
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Mark K. Bilbo
> On May 21, 11:46 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>> Oh really?
>>
>> "God doesn't exist"
>>
>> <waiting>
>
> If you don't post again, I will only have to assume you went -
> =*PooF*=- and have to call the police.
If I went "poof" it probably has something to do with becoming more
gassy with age.
> Only, they will consider me a crank because you would have been
> plucked from the very fabric of time itself!! You would never have
> existed to rent an apartment, drive a car, be born, or leave any
> indelible impression in our reality
>
> Oh... Wait... I just proved that you HAVEN'T ceased to exist because
> I remember your post, which means you haven't disappeared from the
> world as we know it, driving all traces of your existence into
> oblivion.
>
> *phew*
Not so fast. What if you're the *only* one who remembers me? <g>
Mark K. Bilbo
yawn
Mark K. Bilbo
Not me!
Mark K. Bilbo
BOO!
DanielSan
Kinky...
Douglas Berry
carved the following into the hard stone of alt.atheism
>
>Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There
is no parking in the red zone.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
Immortalist
>
How would one know that he/she has a wrong or right idea about God. Is
there some kind of proof that justifies the concept that an idea about
a supposed God is right of wrong?
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
Why and how will "Those who deny that God exists ...cease to exist"?
turtoni
turtoni
hey, don't spit in the face our your shitty reply.
turtoni
ok thats a pretty creepy video. good song tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOL5cpwTkes
probably my favorite "band".
who cares about your caring about caring for the replying..?
HTH.
turtoni
typo:
"hey, don't spit in the face >of< your shitty reply."
mybad.
hhya...@gmail.com
We shall be finding those who uttered nonsense and fear cease to
exist; or worse, let him be insane and walk in the alleys in naked.....
turtoni
>
> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFjU8bZR19A&NR=1
turtoni
saint...@hotmail.com
> Cary Kittrell wrote:
> >> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
> >>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> >>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
> >> Oh really?
>
> >> "God doesn't exist"
>
> >> <waiting>
>
> > Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
>
> Not me!
Is needing instant gratification an essential part of the atheist
mindset? Two year olds? <waiting> <la differance anyone?>
Robibnikoff
Oh my, yes. It's imperative ;)
rogue
JERRY
Not at all. I attribute that to the theist who thinks if they pray to
the invisible sky pixie in Jesus' name that they will get that new toy
or get out of trouble.
The skeptic/atheist knows that he/she has to fend for themselves and
manage quite nicely without whining in the night for the pixies.
saint...@hotmail.com
> On May 22, 12:38 pm, saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 21, 6:10 pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>
> > > Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > > > In article <2a7eg5-rb7....@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
> > > >> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > > >>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> > > >>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
> > > >> Oh really?
>
> > > >> "God doesn't exist"
>
> > > >> <waiting>
>
> > > > Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
>
> > > Not me!
>
> > Is needing instant gratification an essential part of the atheist
> > mindset? Two year olds? <waiting> <la differance anyone?>
>
> JERRY
> Not at all. I attribute that to the theist who thinks if they pray to
> the invisible sky pixie in Jesus' name that they will get that new toy
> or get out of trouble.
Well, that sounds like your playmate. Just don't confuse me for him.
JohnN
> "Cary Kittrell" <c...@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
>
> news:g120k4$qfn$1...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
>
>
>
>
>
> > In article <2a7eg5-rb7....@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K.
> > Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
> >> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
> >> > Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> >> > Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>
> >> Oh really?
>
> >> "God doesn't exist"
>
> >> <waiting>
>
> > Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
>
>
> Hold on, lemme check my basement morgue.......
No doubt victims of yellow fever while digging the Panama Canal.
CHARGE!!!!
JohnN
^@%>---*=#
<saint...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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and what is the instant gratification mindset
of the crossposting frenzy that your security
addictions owing to that narcissistic core of
the ego has you all wrapped up in ?
saint...@hotmail.com
> <saint7pe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Nothing like that, but I can't explain it to you, since you have
defaulted on reasonable discourse.
^@%>---*=#
<saint...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>Nothing like that,
evidence please
> but I can't explain it to you, since you have
>defaulted on reasonable discourse.
that's me, no slave to reasonability.
still a great denial agenda. love it when
somebody bows down to their
narcissistic core of the ego in their
best used car dealer bait and switch
techniques.
Cary Kittrell
> On May 21, 6:10=A0pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
> > Cary Kittrell wrote:
> bo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
> > >> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > >>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
> >
> > >>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
> > >> Oh really?
> >
> > >> "God doesn't exist"
> >
> > >> <waiting>
> >
> > > Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
> >
> > Not me!
>
> Is needing instant gratification an essential part of the atheist
> mindset? Two year olds? <waiting> <la differance anyone?>
Oh, that one's easy: we're far, far cuter.
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
Isn't it just so dang CUTE when the toddlers try to kick you
in the shin?
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
Did anybody hear something?
I could swear I just heard something...
-- cary
Robibnikoff
"JohnN" <jnor...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Holy crap, how old do you think I am?!?!?
Robibnikoff
You bet your sweetie patootie! :)
Robibnikoff
Oh sorry, my dog just farted...........
Linda Lee
wrote:
> On Wed, 21 May 2008 10:14:00 -0700 (PDT) saint7pe...@hotmail.com
> carved the following into the hard stone of alt.atheism
>
> >Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> >Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>
> The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There
> is no parking in the red zone.
> --
>
> Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
> Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Atheist Vet #5 ...proving that these atheists are animals and have
need of a vet (veterinarian). LOL.
Frank Mayhar
> Atheist Vet #5 ...proving that these atheists are animals and have need
> of a vet (veterinarian). LOL.
Hello, Loonie Linda. Still making five-year-old children seem incredibly
mature by comparison, are you?
--
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Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
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Robibnikoff
"Frank Mayhar" <fr...@exit.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 22 May 2008 10:11:46 -0700, Linda Lee wrote:
>> Atheist Vet #5 ...proving that these atheists are animals and have need
>> of a vet (veterinarian). LOL.
>
> Hello, Loonie Linda. Still making five-year-old children seem incredibly
> mature by comparison, are you?
What does Linda think SHE is? A vegetable?
John Baker
<witc...@broomstick.com> wrote:
>
>"Frank Mayhar" <fr...@exit.com> wrote in message
>news:b1tgg5-...@tinker.exit.com...
>> On Thu, 22 May 2008 10:11:46 -0700, Linda Lee wrote:
>>> Atheist Vet #5 ...proving that these atheists are animals and have need
>>> of a vet (veterinarian). LOL.
>>
>> Hello, Loonie Linda. Still making five-year-old children seem incredibly
>> mature by comparison, are you?
>
>What does Linda think SHE is? A vegetable?
Well, given the level of intelligence she generally shows in her
posts....
Syd M.
Nope. Not me.
<Wait.... Are there rats in the walls now...?>
PDW
Robibnikoff
"John Baker" <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote in message
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Hmmm, I see your point ;)
panam...@hotmail.com
> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
You told me you did not care if gods existed.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism/msg/d5fdf4515a365078
If you wish for people to not call you a liar, quit lying.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
panam...@hotmail.com
There have been morons claiming there are magic beings in the sky for
more than ten centuries. Please explain why you consider such a length
of time "instant".
Put up, or shut up.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
saint...@hotmail.com
Essence precedes existence, moron. As Einstein said just before the
test of the perihelion of Mercury, "I pity the Good Lord if it is not
proved, because the theory is correct."
BTW, I don't take orders from you. We are on opposite sides of a war,
and I want you ruthlessly abusive people like you to die.
Steve O
"Uncle Vic" <vic...@inreach.com> wrote in message
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> On May 21, 1:18 pm, I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN <X...@operamail.com> wrote:
>> On 21 maio, 15:46, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>>
>> > saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> > > Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>
>> > > Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>
>> > Oh really?
>>
>> > "God doesn't exist"
>>
>> > <waiting>
>>
>> Ok, enough pussyfooting around.MARK BILBO, and the head honcho of ALT.
>> is a fucking moron. Calling this asshole “dumb as a stump” is an
>> insult to trees. He’s so dense, his skull has an event horizon.
>
> I notice you don't have a rational refutation to Mark's test. But
> then again, theism is not a rational stance, is it?
>
Sometimes I wonder how these people manage to dress themselves in the
morning or sit the right way at a toilet.
This St Peter guy is a cracker.
... I just realized that the term "cracker" probably has a completely
different meaning for you Left Pondians out there.
--
Steve O
a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
B.A.A.W.A.
Convicted by Earthquack
"I have a miraculous picture of Jesus - if you look really closely at the
face, you can see a burnt tortilla"
Steve O
"Cary Kittrell" <ca...@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:g120k4$qfn$1...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
> In article <2a7eg5-...@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K.
> Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>> saint...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> > Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>> >
>> > Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>
>> Oh really?
>>
>> "God doesn't exist"
>>
>> <waiting>
>
> Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
>
> Geez, hope he's OK...
>
>
> --cary
Nope, he's busy ceasing to exist at the moment.
You probably won't receive this message, because apparently, I don't exist
either
Douglas Berry
<li...@hipstargraphics.com> carved the following into the hard stone
of alt.atheism
>On May 21, 10:27 pm, Douglas Berry <penguin_...@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 21 May 2008 10:14:00 -0700 (PDT) saint7pe...@hotmail.com
>> carved the following into the hard stone of alt.atheism
>>
>> >Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>
>> >Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>
>> The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There
>> is no parking in the red zone.
>> --
>>
>> Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
>> Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
>
>Atheist Vet #5 ...proving that these atheists are animals and have
>need of a vet (veterinarian). LOL.
Actually, that is short for Veteran. I'm a proud veteran of the United
States Army, where I served as an 11B2V93Y (Airborne Ranger with a
minor in Small Unit Supply Specialist).
I understand you're a moron, so I hope this was simple enough for you.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Douglas Berry
carved the following into the hard stone of alt.atheism
>BTW, I don't take orders from you. We are on opposite sides of a war,
>and I want you ruthlessly abusive people like you to die.
Oh, you don't want to be on the other side of me in war, meat. I've
been in wars. I am an expert at killing people.
Mark K. Bilbo
Well, you *are* a witch...
Mark K. Bilbo
> On May 21, 10:27 pm, Douglas Berry <penguin_...@mindOBVIOUSspring.com>
> wrote:
>> On Wed, 21 May 2008 10:14:00 -0700 (PDT) saint7pe...@hotmail.com
>> carved the following into the hard stone of alt.atheism
>>
>>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>> The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There
>> is no parking in the red zone.
>> --
>>
>> Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
>> Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
>
> Atheist Vet #5 ...proving that these atheists are animals and have
> need of a vet (veterinarian). LOL.
What are you, twelve?
Mark K. Bilbo
I was attacked by a Chihuahua once.
At least I think I was.
I mean, I think the Chihuahua thought so...
DanielSan
iYo Quiero Mark K. Bilbo!
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* that I didn't have to have one." *
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Cary Kittrell
Isn't going "(veterinarian)" sort of like explaining a joke
afterwrds?
-- cary
John Baker
wrote:
48 hours and no smiting yet, shitstain. I guess 'JHVH EL' doesn't like
you.
Smiler
"Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote in message
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> asilentskeptic wrote:
>> On May 21, 11:46 am, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>>> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>>
>>> "God doesn't exist"
>>>
>>> <waiting>
>>
>> =*PooF*=- and have to call the police.
>
> If I went "poof" it probably has something to do with becoming more gassy
> with age.
>
>> Only, they will consider me a crank because you would have been
>> plucked from the very fabric of time itself!! You would never have
>> existed to rent an apartment, drive a car, be born, or leave any
>> indelible impression in our reality
>>
>> Oh... Wait... I just proved that you HAVEN'T ceased to exist because
>> I remember your post, which means you haven't disappeared from the
>> world as we know it, driving all traces of your existence into
>> oblivion.
>>
>> *phew*
>
> Not so fast. What if you're the *only* one who remembers me? <g>
Mark who??
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
panam...@hotmail.com
> On May 22, 1:55 pm, panamfl...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 22, 4:38 am, saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > > On May 21, 6:10 pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>
> > > > Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > > > > In article <2a7eg5-rb7....@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
> > > > >> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > > > >>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> > > > >>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
> > > > >> Oh really?
>
> > > > >> "God doesn't exist"
>
> > > > >> <waiting>
>
> > > > > Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
>
> > > > Not me!
>
> > > Is needing instant gratification an essential part of the atheist
> > > mindset?
>
> > There have been morons claiming there are magic beings in the sky for
> > more than ten centuries. Please explain why you consider such a length
> > of time "instant".
>
> > Put up, or shut up.
>
>
> Essence precedes existence, moron.
WTF is "essence"? You keep repeating this mantra like it actually
means something, but without an explanation it seems to be simple
nonsense.
Of course, recalling your posting history-even *with* an
explanation...it's probably still nonsense.
BTW: I am not a moron simply because I don't believe what you say. If
I told you your wife was cheating on you, but didn't give any
evidence, would you kill her anyway?
Waitaminnit...you're a theist. You just might. Forget I said it.
> As Einstein said just before the
> test of the perihelion of Mercury, "I pity the Good Lord if it is not
> proved, because the theory is correct."
You seem to have conviently forgotten that Einstein was right.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tests_of_general_relativity
> BTW, I don't take orders from you.
I don't see why not. Given your lack of understanding of the world, a
job at the McDonalds' drive-thru would seem appropriate for a man of
your talents.
But since I don't eat that shit, you're right. You won't be taking
*any* orders from me.
> We are on opposite sides of a war,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NrLWlNrhNjo
> and I want you ruthlessly abusive people like you to die.
"Abusive" You don't know the meaning of the word. Or perhaps you do?
Provoking a mental defective like you might be considered "abuse", but
all is fair in love and war...and you just said we're at war, right?
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
panam...@hotmail.com
> On May 21, 4:13 pm, Ben Kaufman <spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-
>
> doll...@pobox.com> wrote:
> > On Wed, 21 May 2008 10:14:00 -0700 (PDT), saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > >Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>
> > >Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>
>
> > <PLONK!!>
>
> Is that the sound of your head going into the toilet bowl? Have a
> nice supper.
You don't know what "plonk" means, either? Why am I not surprised.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plonk
turtoni
panam...@hotmail.com
> <bait>
> <hook>
> <line>
> <sinker>
So your tackle box is full, and still no fish? Sounds like you need a
new hobby.
-PF, Atl.
etc.
turtoni
> So your tackle box is full, and still no fish? Sounds like you need a
> new hobby.
you snipped my link!?!
ahhhh. old skool dialup.
John Baker
<gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>Cary Kittrell wrote:
>> In article <uoteg5-...@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>>> I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN wrote:
>>>> On 21 maio, 15:46, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>>>>> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>>>>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>>>> Oh really?
>>>>>
>>>>> "God doesn't exist"
>>>>>
>>>>> <waiting>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ok, enough pussyfooting around.MARK BILBO, and the head honcho of ALT.
>>>> is a fucking moron. Calling this asshole “dumb as a stump” is an
>>>> insult to trees. He’s so dense, his skull has an event horizon.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> yawn
>>
>> Isn't it just so dang CUTE when the toddlers try to kick you
>> in the shin?
>
>I was attacked by a Chihuahua once.
>
>At least I think I was.
>
>I mean, I think the Chihuahua thought so...
An aunt of mine had a Chihuahua for years. Little bastard would bite
me every time I went to her house. He couldn't even break skin, but
I'm sure in his mind he'd just ripped me a new one. <G>
John Baker
wrote:
>
>
>"Uncle Vic" <vic...@inreach.com> wrote in message
>news:ad0bbd51-49cd-4158...@p39g2000prm.googlegroups.com...
>> On May 21, 1:18 pm, I AM A TRUE CHRISTIAN <X...@operamail.com> wrote:
>>> On 21 maio, 15:46, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>>>
>>> > saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> > > Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>>
>>> > > Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>>
>>> > Oh really?
>>>
>>> > "God doesn't exist"
>>>
>>> > <waiting>
>>>
>>> Ok, enough pussyfooting around.MARK BILBO, and the head honcho of ALT.
>>> is a fucking moron. Calling this asshole “dumb as a stump” is an
>>> insult to trees. He’s so dense, his skull has an event horizon.
>>
>> I notice you don't have a rational refutation to Mark's test. But
>> then again, theism is not a rational stance, is it?
>>
>Sometimes I wonder how these people manage to dress themselves in the
>morning or sit the right way at a toilet.
>This St Peter guy is a cracker.
>
>... I just realized that the term "cracker" probably has a completely
>different meaning for you Left Pondians out there.
Here, it's more or less synonymous with 'redneck'. But we understand
your meaning too. <G>
turtoni
"John Baker"
> An aunt of mine had a Chihuahua for years. Little bastard would bite
> me every time I went to her house. He couldn't even break skin, but
> I'm sure in his mind he'd just ripped me a new one. <G>
perhaps you enjoyed it nibbling at your ankle?
in reverse it gave you a sense of greatness? <G>
but what do we say when we do get ripped a new one?
nothing i guess. we beat it over the head until it goes away?
God
vowels.
How are you supposed to pronounce it anyway, it's impossible?
Oh, wait- not for me it isn't!
LOL!
I've eased off a lot on the smiting stuff, these days, except for the odd
tsunami or two.
(Yes they were right - those Go- Go bars in Thailand needed a good washing
out!)
Bit of a cock -up hitting all off those other countries along the way, but
hey, controlling tsunamis isn't the easiest job in the world!!
Oh, hang on - it IS easy to control a tsunami- at least it is for me!!
Lol!!!!
I keep forgetting I'm all powerful..
..No, wait a sec, I can't forget anything because I'm omniscient!!!
Ah shit!- I get so confused these days- no, hold on, I can't get confus...
Ah fuck it- I need a holiday.
Oh, bollocks - I just realized I'm everywhere at once SO I'M ALREADY ON
HOLIDAY!!!
ROTFL!!!!
Anyway, bye for now,
Love
God
--
"In Me I Trust"
Mark K. Bilbo
> In article <foteg5-...@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>> asilentskeptic wrote:
>>>> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>>>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>>> Oh really?
>>>>
>>>> "God doesn't exist"
>>>>
>>>> <waiting>
>>> =*PooF*=- and have to call the police.
>> If I went "poof" it probably has something to do with becoming more
>> gassy with age.
>>
>>> Only, they will consider me a crank because you would have been
>>> plucked from the very fabric of time itself!! You would never have
>>> existed to rent an apartment, drive a car, be born, or leave any
>>> indelible impression in our reality
>>>
>>> Oh... Wait... I just proved that you HAVEN'T ceased to exist because
>>> I remember your post, which means you haven't disappeared from the
>>> world as we know it, driving all traces of your existence into
>>> oblivion.
>>>
>>> *phew*
>> Not so fast. What if you're the *only* one who remembers me? <g>
>
>
> I could swear I just heard something...
No you didn't. Go back to sleep.
Mark K. Bilbo
You talking to me???
Mark K. Bilbo
> On May 22, 5:49 pm, saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On May 22, 1:55 pm, panamfl...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> On May 22, 4:38 am, saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> On May 21, 6:10 pm, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>>>>> Cary Kittrell wrote:
>>>>>> In article <2a7eg5-rb7....@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K. Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>>>>>>> saint7pe...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>> Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>>>>>>> Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>>>>>> Oh really?
>>>>>>> "God doesn't exist"
>>>>>>> <waiting>
>>>>>> Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
>>>>> Not me!
>>>> Is needing instant gratification an essential part of the atheist
>>>> mindset?
>>> There have been morons claiming there are magic beings in the sky for
>>> more than ten centuries. Please explain why you consider such a length
>>> of time "instant".
>>> Put up, or shut up.
>>> -PanamaFloyd, Atlanta.
>> Essence precedes existence, moron.
>
> WTF is "essence"?
Something by Calvin Klein?
Cary Kittrell
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> You talking to me???
As long as you're not stripped to the waist, holding a gun
and talking to yourself in a mirror...sure, why not?
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
Heh. A keeper!
-- cary
John Baker
<gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
That shit Emeril Lagasse puts in everything he cooks.
panam...@hotmail.com
Oh, good. For a minute, I thought this guy was Gel. Jack D. Ripper,
complaining about his essence n' all...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY
Now if someone would just send the recall code...
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
Mark K. Bilbo
HOW DID YOU KNOW????
Mark K. Bilbo
Don't get me started on that slum lord...
Mark K. Bilbo
>
>
> "Cary Kittrell" <ca...@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
> news:g120k4$qfn$1...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
>> In article <2a7eg5-...@75-104-203-24.cust.wildblue.net> "Mark K.
>> Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>>> saint...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> > Those who have the wrong idea about God will be corrected.
>>> >
>>> > Those who deny that God exists will cease to exist.
>>>
>>> Oh really?
>>>
>>> "God doesn't exist"
>>>
>>> <waiting>
>>
>> Um...anyone seen Bilbo lately?
>>
>>
>>
>
> Nope, he's busy ceasing to exist at the moment.
And you just don't realize how much effort that takes. "God" must be
*exhausted* not existing for so long!
> You probably won't receive this message, because apparently, I don't
> exist either
Which is why I didn't reply to this message...
Mark K. Bilbo
This one belonged to the neighbors in the four-plex in New Orleans. I
was talking to the lady who lived next door when the dog ran out onto
the porch like he thought he was a pit bull and went for my ankle.
It was *itchy*.