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TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 22, 2012, 3:44:03 PM4/22/12
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At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
Whisperer's divorce:
http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-finalizes-divorce-193255265.html
How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
"sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
But that's only my humble opinion.
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Whisperer's divorce:
http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-finalizes-divorce-193255265.html
How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
"sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
But that's only my humble opinion.
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http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 24, 2012, 8:29:47 PM4/24/12
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On Apr 24, 8:12 pm, "Wayne" <mygarbage...@verizon.net> wrote:
> "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" wrote in messagenews:19afa059-984d-4ac1...@f17g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
> afford dog food, so he taught his dog to eat turnips. 2nd guy says it
> sounds like a good idea, but his dog won't eat turnips.
> First guy says his dog wouldn't eat turnips either for the first five days.
>
> Can't do that to a woman and stay out of trouble......
That's true. But you can't make a big salary and stay out of trouble
with a woman.
By the way, I got myself a chihuahua.
> "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" wrote in messagenews:19afa059-984d-4ac1...@f17g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
>
> >At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
> >Whisperer's divorce:
>
> >http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-fina...
> >At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
> >Whisperer's divorce:
>
>
> >How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
> >"sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
> >a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
>
> >But that's only my humble opinion.
>
> Well, it's like the old Red Skelton routine about the guy who couldn't
> >How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
> >"sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
> >a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
>
> >But that's only my humble opinion.
>
> afford dog food, so he taught his dog to eat turnips. 2nd guy says it
> sounds like a good idea, but his dog won't eat turnips.
> First guy says his dog wouldn't eat turnips either for the first five days.
>
> Can't do that to a woman and stay out of trouble......
That's true. But you can't make a big salary and stay out of trouble
with a woman.
By the way, I got myself a chihuahua.
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 25, 2012, 1:13:07 PM4/25/12
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On Apr 25, 11:36 am, BeamMeUpScotty
<ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> requirements from a Wife.
>
> Women are no longer raised (fit) to become wives..... but they do think
> they will become an equal business partner with you by way of marriage,
> and or they believe they are to be entertained by you and your bank
> account and when you no longer can or want to alleviate their boredom
> they go get entertained where there is money for that use.
>
> There are no longer any wives, why would you marry a girl that can't
> cook and won't clean and let her have your child?
>
> Young men should realize they have no one to marry so they should no
> longer get married...
I agree, no need for marriage anymore. I have lived with my girlfriend
for 6 years and we are still married --to other people.
Her husband married her to have kids and he lied to her that he would
quit smoking, and my wife lied too so she could get the residence.
Fine, but she made the mistake to put the monkey in the cage.
A man like Cesar must know a lot of psychology by knowing dogs, but
the lure of money is unknown in the animal kingdom. Animals don't lie
either, so what you see is what you get. A bad dog is a bad dog, but
my wife had the camouflage all the way until she got married.
Now she has the papers but not the monkey.
<ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> On 4/24/2012 7:54 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> > At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
> > Whisperer's divorce:
>
> >http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-fina...
>
> > How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
> > "sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
> > a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
>
> > But that's only my humble opinion.
>
> > -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > At least that may seem to be the conclusion that you can draw from Dog
> > Whisperer's divorce:
>
> >http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/dog-whisperer-host-cesar-millan-fina...
>
> > How can he fail when no dog can ever challenge him? You tell a dog
> > "sit!" and it does it, but a woman does whatever she wants. That's why
> > a man should adopt a dog not a woman.
>
> > But that's only my humble opinion.
>
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> requirements from a Wife.
>
> Women are no longer raised (fit) to become wives..... but they do think
> they will become an equal business partner with you by way of marriage,
> and or they believe they are to be entertained by you and your bank
> account and when you no longer can or want to alleviate their boredom
> they go get entertained where there is money for that use.
>
> There are no longer any wives, why would you marry a girl that can't
> cook and won't clean and let her have your child?
>
> Young men should realize they have no one to marry so they should no
> longer get married...
I agree, no need for marriage anymore. I have lived with my girlfriend
for 6 years and we are still married --to other people.
Her husband married her to have kids and he lied to her that he would
quit smoking, and my wife lied too so she could get the residence.
Fine, but she made the mistake to put the monkey in the cage.
A man like Cesar must know a lot of psychology by knowing dogs, but
the lure of money is unknown in the animal kingdom. Animals don't lie
either, so what you see is what you get. A bad dog is a bad dog, but
my wife had the camouflage all the way until she got married.
Now she has the papers but not the monkey.
Jigme Dorje
Apr 25, 2012, 1:19:32 PM4/25/12
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...and a monkey than a bear?
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 25, 2012, 2:23:09 PM4/25/12
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I think the bear is easier. You can teach the bear to give you a bear
hug before you can teach the monkey. The "monkey mind" is the main
problem. Only yoga can calm the monkey mind.
hug before you can teach the monkey. The "monkey mind" is the main
problem. Only yoga can calm the monkey mind.
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 27, 2012, 4:31:26 PM4/27/12
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On Apr 25, 7:29 pm, Yoorg...@Jurgis.net wrote:
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
"leader of the pack," proposing domination, which simply may have cost
him his marriage. The other way that came out some time ago is the
"partnership approach," which makes us more of a friend with both dogs
and women.
I still respect his wisdom and he may be partially right. The beast
sometimes needs the whip. Well, I'm talking about lions and bears. But
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
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> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >requirements from a Wife.
I was watching some of Cesar's episodes and we may say he plays the
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> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >requirements from a Wife.
"leader of the pack," proposing domination, which simply may have cost
him his marriage. The other way that came out some time ago is the
"partnership approach," which makes us more of a friend with both dogs
and women.
I still respect his wisdom and he may be partially right. The beast
sometimes needs the whip. Well, I'm talking about lions and bears. But
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 28, 2012, 12:25:08 PM4/28/12
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On Apr 26, 9:53 pm, "Tom $herman (-_-)" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI
$southslope.net"> wrote:
> On 4/21/2012 10:19 AM, thirty-six aka Trevor Jeffrey wrote:
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> > On Apr 21, 4:04 pm, Andre Jute<fiult...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> The rat is the paradigm (NT).
>
> > You do know they prefer soap, candles and card to eat than they do
> > cornflakes?
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> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg>
My mouse Koko passed away last night of old age. She's the one that
inspired me to say that all species need to be out of the cage or at
least have a wheel to keep their mental and physical balance. Now
Tequila is the toy chihuahua that has occupied the bird cage, but she
goes around me everywhere I go. The Wisdom of the Jungle continues.
I hope our masters have learned the lesson.
$southslope.net"> wrote:
> On 4/21/2012 10:19 AM, thirty-six aka Trevor Jeffrey wrote:
>
> > On Apr 21, 4:04 pm, Andre Jute<fiult...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> The rat is the paradigm (NT).
>
> > You do know they prefer soap, candles and card to eat than they do
> > cornflakes?
>
> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg>
My mouse Koko passed away last night of old age. She's the one that
inspired me to say that all species need to be out of the cage or at
least have a wheel to keep their mental and physical balance. Now
Tequila is the toy chihuahua that has occupied the bird cage, but she
goes around me everywhere I go. The Wisdom of the Jungle continues.
I hope our masters have learned the lesson.
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 28, 2012, 1:32:08 PM4/28/12
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On Apr 25, 7:29 pm, Yoorg...@Jurgis.net wrote:
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >requirements from a Wife.
And a wife and a girlfriend are way different too. And they are both
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:36:06 -0400, BeamMeUpScotty
> <ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> >A pet and an equal business partner are things requiring way different
> >requirements from a Wife.
different from a hooker. And why do we make hookers illegal?
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Apr 30, 2012, 12:47:07 PM4/30/12
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On Apr 29, 9:46 pm, BeamMeUpScotty
<ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> Because the constitution allows people to use their body as they
> please.... even for having a baby for instance. Some call it "CHOICE".
Bullshit! You can't even smoke pot or get a prostitute.
The "pursuit of happiness" should make them legal. "Choice" should
also include riding a bike without constant harassment.
<ThenDestroyEveryth...@blackhole.nebulax.com> wrote:
> please.... even for having a baby for instance. Some call it "CHOICE".
Bullshit! You can't even smoke pot or get a prostitute.
The "pursuit of happiness" should make them legal. "Choice" should
also include riding a bike without constant harassment.
liaM
Apr 30, 2012, 7:25:57 PM4/30/12
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single women advertising on the net ?
Having lived through the '50s, '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s, the year 2000 and
beyond, let me tell you : never has it been simpler to meet the partner
of one's life thanks to the Internet.
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
May 6, 2012, 9:53:23 PM5/6/12
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besides, decent women rarely look at guys without a car or property. A
bicycle just makes you a loser they avoid.
Maybe that's why the Buddhist monks go into abstinence, owning nothing
but their sandals.
T
May 23, 2012, 9:48:05 PM5/23/12
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