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Tim

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Oct 4, 2008, 3:21:33 AM10/4/08
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"Fartass Jewad" <FJe...@msn.com> wrote in message
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> It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.
>

Einstein was not a Christian.

J. Horikx

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Oct 4, 2008, 4:46:52 AM10/4/08
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"Fartass Jewad" <FJe...@msn.com> reageerde als volgt:

...

>It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.

Where is the original (German) source to be found, or are you
just a little bit creative with the truth? (read: are you lying?)


JH

John J

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Oct 4, 2008, 10:15:35 AM10/4/08
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Fartass Jewad wrote:

> Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
> Student : Yes.
> Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal
> him.

God doesn't make house calls. He's been privatized

John J

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Oct 4, 2008, 10:22:00 AM10/4/08
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The whole dialog fails the moment it mentions evolution. I suspect the
dialog was stolen, then the author appended his own invention. Not even
a good try. Failing grade.

curmudgeon

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Oct 4, 2008, 5:58:13 PM10/4/08
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"Tim" <qw...@q.con> wrote in message
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Multiple choice question; is GOD

1.Jewish.
2. Christian.
3. Muslim.
4. Other, please specify.


Sir Frederick

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Oct 4, 2008, 6:14:03 PM10/4/08
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On Sat, 4 Oct 2008 15:58:13 -0600, "curmudgeon" <britica...@bresnan.net>
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All of the above, including "other".
Each person's brain supports a virtual reality.
Some of those virtual realities instantiate a
"God", some not. Enough variation occurs across
the population to have all classical and also all personal
"Gods' and "gods" instantiated. That's the whole story.
Thus "GOD" is Jewish, Christian, Muslim, and other.

alt

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Oct 5, 2008, 2:23:39 AM10/5/08
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None of the above. God does not follow any religious code, he creates the
religious code for his followers.

Tim

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Oct 5, 2008, 7:43:31 AM10/5/08
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"curmudgeon" <britica...@bresnan.net> wrote in message
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AFAIC God is a myth, a Jewish myth which became a Christian myth...

J. Horikx

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Oct 5, 2008, 9:37:20 AM10/5/08
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"curmudgeon" <britica...@bresnan.net> reageerde als volgt:

>Multiple choice question; is GOD

I rephrase that as: Is god according to Einstein...:

>1.Jewish.
>2. Christian.
>3. Muslim.
>4. Other, please specify.

4.

Specification:

Read http://www.stephenjaygould.org/ctrl/einstein_religion.html , an
then read this sentence in that: "Common to all these types is the
anthropomorphic character of their conception of God"

This "all these types" above relate to the jewish, the christian and
the moslim-religion.

JH

Shrik...@gmail.com

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Oct 5, 2008, 3:29:26 PM10/5/08
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Are you saying that socialized doctors make house calls?
Hell, back in the day, when doctors did make house calls
around here, they were even more private than they are now--
in this country.

Kevin B. Murphy

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Oct 11, 2008, 3:41:10 AM10/11/08
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On 11-Oct-2008, "Fartass Jewad" <FJe...@msn.com> wrote:

> Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
> Let's start again, Young Fella.
> Is GOD Good?
> Student : Yes.
> Professor : Is Satan good ?
> Student : No.
> Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
> Student : From . . . GOD . . .

So a good God could not have created anything evil, blah, blah, blah. This
discussion is as old as time. Can you guess the reason *why* Jesus invented
the Holy Spirit? Yes, that's right, baby. The Holy Spirit is a mirror to
'Satan' or 'The Devil'. Separate entities who speak the same words. Is
Satan good?... Satan is good only when the Holy Spirit is speaking on
Satan's behalf.

--
Science, lacking initiative, must relinquish claim to what is science. I,
due to forces beyond my control, must advance the cause of science. Me TAKE
science, you KEEP technology.

THE BORG

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Oct 11, 2008, 7:19:36 PM10/11/08
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"Fartass Jewad" <FJe...@msn.com> wrote in message
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> INTERESTING CONVERSATION
> An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem
> Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.
> He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
>

<SNIP>

> Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.


> It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.

Einstein a Christian?
Einstein was decidedly JEWISH!!!
THE BORG

THE BORG

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Oct 11, 2008, 7:37:37 PM10/11/08
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"John J" <no...@droffats.ten> wrote in message
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> The whole dialog fails the moment it mentions evolution. I suspect the
> dialog was stolen, then the author appended his own invention. Not even a
> good try. Failing grade.
>

The whole dialogue fails when he says Einstein was Christian.
Einstein was Jewish.
THE BORG

THE BORG

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Oct 11, 2008, 7:43:28 PM10/11/08
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"John J" <no...@droffats.ten> wrote in message
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This kind of argument is so stupid.
If God is supposedly all powerful then he was obviously powerful enough to
GIVE the man cancer and thus cause his death if he chose to.
Why do people think power = no cancer?
If there is cancer there is a reason for it.
THE BORG

THE BORG

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Oct 11, 2008, 7:54:48 PM10/11/08
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This is the trouble with any wanking humans who have any particular
religious belief.
They try to twist all other faiths and beliefs to "fit in" or agree with
theirs.

This half-wit now wants to try to claim that Einstein was Christian to fit
in with his Jesus stuff.

Americans plagiarize and corrupt the Hindu faith there they try to twist
their faith in the THREE GODS to try and "fit in" with a one God view.
Christians try to "fit in" the Jesus stuff with the ONE GOD of the God of
Abraham and "twist" and corrupt the Jewish faith into a threefold
father/son/spirit.
Next we will somehow have Jesus dressed up as a woman posing as Venus to
"fit in" with the Greek Gods of Olympia.
THE BORG

SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim

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Oct 12, 2008, 12:42:19 PM10/12/08
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> Thus "GOD" is Jewish, Christian, Muslim, and other.

you forgot that the christian god is also a MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING
COLD-HEARTED, SICK, SADISTIC MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD


jer0en

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Oct 21, 2008, 5:43:28 PM10/21/08
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inge?


jer0en

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Oct 22, 2008, 9:10:04 AM10/22/08
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what do you say? venus dressed up as a god to fit in with the christian
trinity?


Seon Ferguson

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Nov 10, 2008, 8:28:49 PM11/10/08
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"Tim" <qw...@q.con> wrote in message
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Nope but he was God just like the rest of us.

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