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Eric_S...@cup.portal.com

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Aug 3, 1993, 3:35:43 AM8/3/93
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Announcing...

The matchmaker service that has been one year in the making...
A service that will enable you to find interesting and exciting people.
The matchmaker service that is well thought out, detailed, and most
importantly... FREE!

Send the message SEND FORM to per...@match.com and find a match
through Electronic Matchmaker(tm). This free service is provided to
help Usenet members find matches without having to pay the
exhorbitant prices that are normally charged for such a service.

Eric Klien

Bill Ralston

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Aug 3, 1993, 8:17:56 PM8/3/93
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Gee, if personals get flamed, what about a meta-personal? I'm so
confused...

- Bill w...@mitre.org
* I babble too incoherently to speak for my employer *

Mark Israel

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Aug 5, 1993, 10:50:10 PM8/5/93
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> The matchmaker service that is well thought out, detailed, and most
> importantly... FREE!
>
> Send the message SEND FORM to per...@match.com and find a match

and in the form it says:

| One cupid arrow is given to you for each woman that you get to sign up.
| Monthly prizes will be given to the people who accumulate the most cupid
| arrows that month. This promotion is to help reduce the male/female
| imbalance which hurts both heterosexual men and lesbians.

If it's free, who's paying for the prizes? There must be a catch
somewhere.

mis...@csu.uottawa.ca Mark Israel
Sic biscuitus disintegrat.

oxen...@chaos.cs.umn.edu

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Aug 6, 1993, 5:45:16 PM8/6/93
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Its' free. What do you have to lose, some time perhaps? At the
FREE cost, it is better than Great Disappointments (expectations)
which charges $2100.00 and isn't even nice to you once you have given
them the money.

(IMHO, for $2100.00, you can walk into any bar in the US, CA, ... buy most
of it, and have a better success ratio. Success is defined as: A female
(or male as the case may be) going out with you on a 'date'. )

If you are that worried, take an AD out, for less than $20.00 you can get
an ad that will likely get you one date.

SIG _A lurker._
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