For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have difficulty converting units.
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro scope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 banano second 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million microphones - 1 megaphone 14. 2 million bicycles - 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig newton 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram 25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
> For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have difficulty > converting units.
> 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter = Eskimo Pi > 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton > 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro scope > 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 > banano second > 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram > 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = > Knotfurlong > 7. 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling > 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon > 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz > 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower > 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line > 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake > 13. 1 million microphones - 1 megaphone > 14. 2 million bicycles - 2 megacycles > 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle > 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds > 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards > 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig newton > 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen > 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche > 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin > 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration > 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration > 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram > 25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms > 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale > University Hospital = 1 IV League > 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
he's wrong about the igloo but then he's a southerner
>For all you engineers (and other geniuses) who have difficulty converting >units.
>1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter = Eskimo Pi >2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton >3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro scope >4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 banano >second >5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram >6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = >Knotfurlong >7. 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling >8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon >9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz >10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower >11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line >12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake >13. 1 million microphones - 1 megaphone >14. 2 million bicycles - 2 megacycles >15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle >16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds >17. 52 cards = 1 decacards >18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig newton >19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen >20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche >21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin >22. 10 rations = 1 decoration >23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration >24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram >25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms >26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University >Hospital = 1 IV League >27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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