Ouch!
LXB...@psuvm.psu.edu
Don't you hate it when your pubic hair gets caught in your zipper?
Larry the Love God
BI...@bit.net
> Don't you hate it when your pubic hair gets caught in your zipper?
HI LARRY! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I
DID TO STOP IT??? I SHAVED IT ALL OFF!!! HA HA JUST KIDDING.
THIS IS REALLY NEET BBOARD ISN"T IT??? I LOVE PUTTING NEET
STUF ON IT. DID U KNOW I WANT TO BE ONE OF THE TOP 25
POSTERZ TO THE NET? THAT MEANS YOU"RE REEL SPESHUL.
> Larry the Love God
HEY LARRY WHERE DID U GET SUCH A KOOL NICKNAME??? I BET YOU
GOT IT BECAUSE YOU"RE SUCH A STUD. COULD YOU TELL ME HOW
YOU DO IT??? AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO PSUVM??? I WANT TO
GO THERE, BUT I HAVE TO GET OUT OF JUNIOR HIGH FIRST.
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Philip C. Plait
>> Don't you hate it when your pubic hair gets caught in your zipper?
*HI LARRY! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I
*DID TO STOP IT??? I SHAVED IT ALL OFF!!! HA HA JUST KIDDING.
*THIS IS REALLY NEET BBOARD ISN"T IT??? I LOVE PUTTING NEET
*STUF ON IT. DID U KNOW I WANT TO BE ONE OF THE TOP 25
*POSTERZ TO THE NET? THAT MEANS YOU"RE REEL SPESHUL.
STOP SHOUTING!!!!!
Why do these folks use only capitals? Talk about a peeve! And drop the double
.sig, okay?
*BI...@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BI...@BIT.NET
*BI...@BIFF.BIFF.BIFF BI...@PORTAL.CUP.COM
*BI...@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BI...@BIT.NET
*BI...@BIFF.BIFF.BIFF BI...@PORTAL.CUP.COM
* Phil Plait PC...@bessel.acc.virginia.EDU
* UVa Dept. of Astronomy Grad student (at large)
*
* "Censorship? You're worried about censorship when you write crap like that?"
D. James McGregor
> Don't you hate it when your pubic hair gets caught in your zipper?
Oh yeah? How about when pubic hair gets caught in your teeth?
J.
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Philip C. Plait
[reply to biff posting]
>STOP SHOUTING!!!!!
>
>Why do these folks use only capitals? Talk about a peeve! And drop the double
>.sig, okay?
Actually, my biggest peeve is when I do something stupid in public.
As I have been informed by a kind net.person, I blew it. With hindsight
(is that when you look up your own ass?) I should have known Biff
wasn't real. But whoever does it does a damn good imitation of the idiots
that chatter up the net. Keeristay! I'll have nightmares for weeks!
APC...@psuvm.psu.edu
In article <61...@BIFF.NET>, BI...@BIT.NET says:
>DID TO STOP IT??? I SHAVED IT ALL OFF!!! HA HA JUST KIDDING.
Don't you hate people who over-punctuate (but don't use commas.)?
>THIS IS REALLY NEET BBOARD ISN"T IT??? I LOVE PUTTING NEET
.
.
>POSTERZ TO THE NET? THAT MEANS YOU"RE REEL SPESHUL.
Don't you hate people who purposely mispell words?
>GOT IT BECAUSE YOU"RE SUCH A STUD. COULD YOU TELL ME HOW
Don't you hate people who use (outrageously) incorrect punctuation?
>GO THERE, BUT I HAVE TO GET OUT OF JUNIOR HIGH FIRST.
...and don't you hate people who use all-caps?
-- Aaron
Christopher Davis
> Don't you hate people who [...]
> Don't you hate people who [...]
> Don't you hate people who [...]
> ...and don't you hate people who [...]
Don't you hate people who don't get the joke?
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Christopher Davis, BU SMG '90 <c...@bu-pub.bu.edu> <...!bu.edu!bu-pub!ckd>
"Dammit, we're all going to die, let's die doing something *useful*!"
--Hal Clement on comments that space exploration is dangerous
BIFF
> Don't you hate people who over-punctuate (but don't use commas.)?
> Don't you hate people who purposely mispell words?
> Don't you hate people who use (outrageously) incorrect punctuation?
> ...and don't you hate people who use all-caps?
HI AARON!!! BOY YOU SURE HATE PEOPLE A LOT DON"T YOU??? I DON"T HATE ANY
ONE EXCEPT FOR A FEW PEOPLE ON THIS BBOARD WHO ARE REEL MEAN. I THINK ANY
ONE WHO POSTS ON BBOARDS LIKE THIS IS REAL KOOL, BUT IF THEY ARE ON A
BITNET THEN THEY ARE THE KOOLEST!!! HEY YOU"RE ON A BITNET AREN"T YOU? DO
YOU KNOW MY FRIEND LARRY THE LOVE GOD? HE GETS PUBIC HAIR IN HIS ZIPPER
AND THAT REELY SUCKS. WELL BYE NOW!!!
> -- Aaron
HI AARON!!!
Steve Monson
>In article <61...@BIFF.NET>, BI...@BIT.NET says:
>>THIS IS REALLY NEET BBOARD ISN"T IT??? I LOVE PUTTING NEET
> .
> .
>>POSTERZ TO THE NET? THAT MEANS YOU"RE REEL SPESHUL.
>
Not nearly so much as those who accidentally misspell words.
>>GO THERE, BUT I HAVE TO GET OUT OF JUNIOR HIGH FIRST.
>
> ...and don't you hate people who use all-caps?
What are "all-caps"? I do hate it when people use all caps.
And, no, even then I don't hate the people; just what they do.
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Being precocious, I naturally age very fast as well. In fact, at only
twenty-five I was already young at heart.
Peter De Vries (The Prick of Noon)
APC...@psuvm.psu.edu
In article <CKD.90Ap...@bucsf.bu.edu>, c...@bu-pub.bu.edu (Christopher
Davis) says:
>
>Don't you hate people who don't get the joke?
>
...and don't you hate people who can't TAKE a joke?
-- Aaron
Chris Bradley
>HI AARON!!! BOY YOU SURE HATE PEOPLE A LOT DON"T YOU??? I DON"T HATE ANY
>ONE EXCEPT FOR A FEW PEOPLE ON THIS BBOARD WHO ARE REEL MEAN. I THINK ANY
>ONE WHO POSTS ON BBOARDS LIKE THIS IS REAL KOOL, BUT IF THEY ARE ON A
>BITNET THEN THEY ARE THE KOOLEST!!! HEY YOU"RE ON A BITNET AREN"T YOU? DO
>YOU KNOW MY FRIEND LARRY THE LOVE GOD? HE GETS PUBIC HAIR IN HIS ZIPPER
>AND THAT REELY SUCKS. WELL BYE NOW!!!
OBPeeve: People who don't know what a fucking caps lock key is!
-->Chris
UUCP: ..tektronix!tessi!escargot!chrisb "I didn't like the Mercury Sable,
Phone: (503) 644-3585 (Call anytime!) So I bought a Ford Taurus instead!"
Sid Vicious Circle
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**THIS IS REALLY NEET BBOARD ISN"T IT??? I LOVE PUTTING NEET
**STUF ON IT. DID U KNOW I WANT TO BE ONE OF THE TOP 25
**POSTERZ TO THE NET? THAT MEANS YOU"RE REEL SPESHUL.
*
*STOP SHOUTING!!!!!
*
*Why do these folks use only capitals? Talk about a peeve! And drop the double
*.sig, okay?
Heh. Don't really have a peeve. Instead, you could call it an anti-peeve.
I love it when people don't Get the Joke(tm)
Hey, BIFF, my mail to you keeps bouncing. Are you sure that address is right?
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Styrofoam smuggled - no questions asked
"Zimmerman makes the worst mistake a diplomat can make - he's honest."
- Dr. William A. Renzi
Kevin J Martin
Peeve: People who STILL don't get the joke, even after several days.
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"I don't care about the state of my hair
I got something out of nothing that just wasn't there" - Jesus & Mary Chain
Steven Sobol
>Peeve: People who STILL don't get the joke, even after several days.
Peeve: Messages which arrive a week after their replies!
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Avery Ray Colter
>I THINK ANY
>ONE WHO POSTS ON BBOARDS LIKE THIS IS REAL KOOL, BUT IF THEY ARE ON A
>BITNET THEN THEY ARE THE KOOLEST!!!
BITNET is the coolest????
Awwww, c`mon, man where have you been?
Don't you know UUCP kicks ass? <grin>
Guys, this guy is obviously one of the few, the proud....
....the people who still only have an old Apple II, a TRS-80, or a TIMEX
Sinclair, hence the lack of small letters.
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