I have awakened with a mustache full of sheep's wool and the taste of
diesel and liverwurst in my mouth. The air smells like Sacred
Screedman ass and my vision is filled with the sight of the Holy Top
Man boffing a flaming goat whilst drinking from a keg of beer. Fuck.
My head hurts and it's time to pave. Get the fuck out of our way, the
sacred work must continue.
Steve Read
Paving Foreman