Sollog Auctions - Final Report

Larry Huntley

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Aug 15, 2002, 1:47:10 AM8/15/02

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Well, here we are. Less than a day to go before bidding closes on
some of the more ... unique ... pieces of art ever seen on eBay.
No change of any interest in the bid level for the bulk of this "art"
since the day bids first opened. I guess when Sollog laughs his way
to the bank it'll be to get the funds to pay off all the auctions he
won while bidding as one of several sock puppets.

Sales of his amazing book on Amazon have fared the same. No sale.

But wait! What's this!?! More new items have been added. More items
of original abstract art by Sollog. Sophisticated stuff, with starting
bids of no less than $29.99. Stuff with allegorical names like ...
"BREASTS" and "PENIS" and "VAGINA". Whoa. Drawn with the supple hand
and practiced eye of ... a third-grader.

Yessir, what John Ennis was unable to accomplish with his other art
may now come to fruition since he's turned to more prurient topics.
Why look! One of them already has a bidder! Who could it be? Why,
it's "occultart". Oh. Never mind. John's bidding on his own junk
again.

Well, hasn't it been fun, kids? I know I'll be checking in often to
see when Sollog starts auctioning off his collection of Original
Abstract Art prints with titles like "PEE-PEE" and "DOO-DOO". At the
rate he's going downhill, it won't take long.

And now - the final Sollog Auction Report:

eBay:

The Black Sun - Original Art by Sollog $ 14.64 5 21h 37m
666 - Original Art by Sollog Satan Devil God $147.50 11 21h 44m
Cancer Zodiac Sign - Original Art by Sollog $ 13.50 4 22h 18m
Capricorn Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 22h 22m
Leo Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 22h 24m
Aquarius Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 22h 26m
Personal Reading by Sollog Tarot Psychic $ 69.99 - 1d 20h 56m
Scorpio Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 01h 17m
Virgo Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 01h 18m
Pisces Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 01h 20m
Gemini Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 01h 23m
Taurus Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 01h 26m
Aries Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 01h 28m
Libra Zodiac Sign Original Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 01h 30m
Sagittarius Zodiac Sign Original Art Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 01h 33m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 06m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 11m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 13m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 14m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 15m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 21m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 22m
Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 29m
Egyptian Eye Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 20.70 6 2d 16h 04m
Egyptian Eye Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 2 2d 16h 06m
Occult Symbols Original Abstract Art Sollog $167.50 10 2d 16h 10m
Occult Symbols Original Abstract Art Sollog $ 9.99 3 2d 16h 12m
1566 First Edition Nostradamus Sollog Coll. $ 99.99 - 3d 00h 27m
The Prophecies of Nostradamus - Sollog LOOK $ 7.14 1 3d 22h 50m
The Prophecies of Sollog Modern Nostradamus $ 7.14 1 3d 22h 52m
1566 First Edition Nostradamus Sollog Coll. $ 99.99 - 5d 00h 26m
1669 Edition Nostradamus famous exlib Sollog $666.66 - 6d 22h 09m
1566 First Edition Nostradamus Sollog Coll. $ 99.99 1 7d 22h 13m
1566 First Edition Nostradamus Sollog Coll. $ 99.99 - 8d 00h 25m

New Items

FU-K Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 20m
NUDE Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 1 9d 03h 24m
Bidder: occultart

PENIS Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 27m
BREASTS Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 30m
VAGINA Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 34m
C-NT Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 36m
BUTTOCKS Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 41m
FU-K U Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 44m
FU-K HIDDEN Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 29.99 - 9d 03h 50m

Amazon:

The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 1 Time left: 16:04:50
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:40:00
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:44:41
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:29:50
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:04:49
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:04:47
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:39:59
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:08:58
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The Prophecies of Sollog - The Modern Nostradamus - Prophecy...
Current bid: $4.99, Bids: 0 Time left: 16:10:06

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Larry Huntley Beaverton, Oregon
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John Baker

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Aug 15, 2002, 5:55:01 AM8/15/02

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"Larry Huntley" <ljhu...@NOSPAMattbi.com> wrote in message
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I checked out the auctions just for grins and giggles. Looks like SoggyLog's
artistic talents are about on a par with his "psychic" abilities. <BG>

JWBrittland

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Aug 15, 2002, 12:53:41 PM8/15/02

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"John Baker" <j...@spamfree.net> wrote in message
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Art, prophecy, and new fashion lines will always impress someone, no matter
how bizarre.

Britt

Xcott Craver

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Aug 15, 2002, 9:12:37 PM8/15/02

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Larry Huntley wrote:
>
> Yessir, what John Ennis was unable to accomplish with his other art
> may now come to fruition since he's turned to more prurient topics.

Well, maybe he thinks he can get kicked off of eBay before
his sham auctions end.

-X

John

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Aug 15, 2002, 9:16:46 PM8/15/02

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"Larry Huntley" <ljhu...@NOSPAMattbi.com> wrote in message
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> Well, here we are. Less than a day to go before bidding closes on
> some of the more ... unique ... pieces of art ever seen on eBay.
> No change of any interest in the bid level for the bulk of this "art"
> since the day bids first opened. I guess when Sollog laughs his way
> to the bank it'll be to get the funds to pay off all the auctions he
> won while bidding as one of several sock puppets.
>

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> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 06m
> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 11m
> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 13m
> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 14m
> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 15m
> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 21m
> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 1 2d 15h 22m
> Jesus Christ Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 - 2d 15h 29m

You left out the full title:

Jesus Christ! That hurts my eyes! Original Abstract Art by Sollog $ 9.99 -
2d 15h 29m

Cardinal Chunder

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Aug 18, 2002, 7:52:11 PM8/18/02

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You should hear his "music" some time. A mentally disabled child playing
with a beat box could produce better tunes.