Pathetic 'pagan' Idiots - Relics of a Bygone Age
Rev.Iva...@gmail.com
pathetic fucking idiots on this planet. I really hope they get stoned
to death by muslims.
The Sicker Vicar
I really hope you grow a pair and show up for your beating.
I won't hold my breath. You blowhard loser.
Rev. Richard Skull
Mkey is not a blowhard loser, he's a loser who blows hardons
Rev. Ivan Stang
((GASP!!!)) And I'll bet some of them DON'T EVEN SHAVE THEIR LEGS!!
Signed, Yet Another Rev. Ivan Stang
Rev. Ivan Stang
Don't stay up late waiting for a reply. Mikey appears to be scared of
pretty much everything real, as well as a whole lot more things that
are completely imaginary.
Sri Bodhi Prana
I don't know why, but y'all makin me itchy to get my Stang on!
If I stang up do I get extra puddin? Extra tobacco ration? Cause I'm
ready, y'all.
Sri Bodhi Prana
Unclaimed Mysteries
Kids' stuff. You gotta STNAG UP!
--
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
nenslo
you write about it. I don't see anything wrong with it myself,
considering what being modern is like.
Sri Bodhi Prana
<theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
> Sri Bodhi Prana wrote:
> > On May 9, 9:39 am, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >> On May 9, 9:24 am, Rev.Ivan.St...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> >>> These old fucked up dirty fucking hags from Berkeley are themost
> >>> pathetic fucking idiots on this planet. I really hope they get stoned
> >>> to death by muslims.
> >>>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354400,00.html
> >> ((GASP!!!)) And I'll bet some of them DON'T EVEN SHAVE THEIR LEGS!!
>
> >> Signed, Yet Another Rev. Ivan Stang
>
> > I don't know why, but y'all makin me itchy to get my Stang on!
>
> > If I stang up do I get extra puddin? Extra tobacco ration? Cause I'm
> > ready, y'all.
>
> > Sri Bodhi Prana
>
> Kids' stuff. You gotta STNAG UP!
I can't even pronounce that. I sure ain't gonna do something I can't
pronounce.
Sri Bodhi Prana
mark
Yeah for Code Pink!
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circle around the Pentagon in '68 and levitated it...."
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<Rev.Iva...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Rev. Back It On Up 13
>
> I won't hold my breath. You blowhard loser.
I was going to opine that the title of this thread is almost poetry.
Then I read this response, and I changed my mind - THIS is poetry. I
like how succinctly it gets the point across.
Where is this beating supposed to take place, and when?
Toilet Pepper
So he could spell pathethic, ehh... I wonder what that word means....
The Sicker Vicar
Well, Mikee said he was going to "beat my bitch face in," most likely
before he found out I'm a subway ride away.
It takes place at a time and at a place of Lord High Protector of the
White Race Michael Alacandor's choosing. Weapons? Up to him. Rules?
None that I will observe. The stakes? Banishment from alt.slack
forever. Under ANY e-mail addy.
Which is why he rarely posts to a thread once I "mark" it. If he did,
he'd be acknowledgeing that he's seen every post I've made.
Kinda hard to keep up the He-Man Woman-Hater act, when you're so
publicly shown to be a wussy. You know, a blowhard. A hisser of empty
threats. So he leans on pretending he doesn't see me. I don't expect a
reply.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> before he found out I'm a subway ride away.
>
> It takes place at a time and at a place of Lord High Protector of the
> White Race Michael Alacandor's choosing. Weapons? Up to him. Rules?
> None that I will observe. The stakes? Banishment from alt.slack
> forever. Under ANY e-mail addy.
>
> Which is why he rarely posts to a thread once I "mark" it. If he did,
> he'd be acknowledgeing that he's seen every post I've made.
>
> Kinda hard to keep up the He-Man Woman-Hater act, when you're so
> publicly shown to be a wussy. You know, a blowhard. A hisser of empty
> threats. So he leans on pretending he doesn't see me. I don't expect a
> reply.
That is a great story! So far my bitch face hasn't been threatened to
get beat in, but I'm pretty well known to be a local. I didn't
realize YOU were also! I kind of pictured you posting from a stone
walled cottage in Scotland, next to a roaring fire. With one of those
big glasses of amber fluid. Snifters I think. What the hell borough
are you in?
I guess it would prove you wrong if he did reply, huh? It would only
be right to acknowledge a person.
The Sicker Vicar
Why, I'm in the fabulous NYU-Ville, formerly known as the East
Village!
You're in my former abode of The Bronx, no?
Stone walls...roaring fire...amber nectar o' the gods...would that it
were, lass. Aye, would that it were.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
>
> - Show quoted text -
Yes, the beautiful Bronx. 31 years old and haven't been killed there
yet. How's that for a great crime rate.
I worked in the east village for 6 years, on Broadway and 10th, and
during that time I probably hated everyone in the neighborhood at
least once. Were you there from 1999-2005? If so, congratulations, I
personally hated you at some point!
Rev. Back It On Up 13
>
> - Show quoted text -
Look at this. We've completely hacked this thread and lost the
original point, which is that pagans are dirty and horrible and
pathetic. Mostly all true.
I will bring us back around again and say that in general, when I am
in the company of pagans, which is usually only for one week out of
any given year at the Viacom Fest, I am - AT BEST - tolerating them.
At worst, I am not going to say what I am doing, lest they pull that
"I'm rubber, you're glue, the horned god prefers me, so go to hell and
blessed be" routine that they always do.
Rev. Ivan Stang
>
> Look at this. We've completely hacked this thread and lost the
> original point, which is that pagans are dirty and horrible and
> pathetic. Mostly all true.
Only on weekends. Most of the time they work in offices or warehouses
like everybody else. They have to bathe and shave their legs for that.
They're still horrible and pathetic, but who isn't, in offices and
warehouses?
>
> I will bring us back around again and say that in general, when I am
> in the company of pagans, which is usually only for one week out of
> any given year at the Viacom Fest, I am - AT BEST - tolerating them.
When I am around them I am, at worst, getting paid. But that won't
last forever unless I come up with a new closing line. "Moten't it?"
is getting old.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> Only on weekends. Most of the time they work in offices or warehouses
> like everybody else. They have to bathe and shave their legs for that.
> They're still horrible and pathetic, but who isn't, in offices and
> warehouses?
God, I know I am.
All this bathing and shaving of my legs is wearing me down. I am
bathing away my personality! I am shaving off the stubble of my soul.
Someone asked me today if it was raining outside. Well how the fuck
should I know? I don't have access to the "fresh" air of the city or
even a window to look at all the happy people on vacation. I'm an
utter shut-in. I think they just asked to have something to say,
which is even more pathetic than me.
I think a good closing line for you would be, "Screw you, pal."
People love paying bearded satanists to tell them off. You'll see!
You can thank me some other time.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
less against pagans than I originally thought.
I don't want to take windy walks with the Brushwood Beard Brigade and
Dreadlock Squad, but my eyes are open to the possibility that I may be
surrounded by closet pagans right now, as I wither away in this
fluorescent purgatory.
Zapanaz
Rev. Back It On Up 13 hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, Rev. Back It On Up 13 laughed madly, then wrote:
>I think they just asked to have something to say,
>which is even more pathetic than me.
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in
working order, so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever
anything really meaningful to say."
- Kurt Vonnegut
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I'm not saying it's safe for humans. I'm not saying it's unsafe for
humans. All I'm saying is it that it makes hermaphrodites of frogs."
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The Sicker Vicar
What do you do, besides wither?
Rev. Back It On Up 13
Sometimes I throb.
The Sicker Vicar
Wyther & Throbb--sounds like an English law firm.
I meant more of what is your CON job, but that's just as good.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
>
> > Sometimes I throb.
>
> Wyther & Throbb--sounds like an English law firm.
>
> I meant more of what is your CON job, but that's just as good.
oh, HAH. I completely misinterpreted your question. It never occured
to me that I have a con job worth knowing about.
When I worked where you live, I was an apartment manager. Now I work
for an organization which produces nothing but income for lots of
people. At least I don't get quite so many conversations about
clogged toilets anymore. You wouldn't BELIEVE the kind of things
people like to flush down toilets.
H.P. Huey
> You wouldn't BELIEVE the kind of things
> people like to flush down toilets.
You mean something more weird than their careers?
--
HellPope Huey
Next: Edible Incredible Hulk panties
for confused manic depressives
"So you choose to exist here... but its not linear."
"No, its not linear."
~ "Deep Space Nine"
If you can afford a lawyer who can instill enough doubt,
you can get away with screwing a goat,
because the goat won't talk.
~ H.P. Huey
Rev. Back It On Up 13
What is a "career"?
SODDI the Reformed
"Rev. Back It On Up 13" <evie...@aol.com> wrote
> What is a "career"?
Archaic. a charge at full speed.
The Sicker Vicar
>
> - Show quoted text -
SIG!
H.P. Huey
> What is a "career"?
I believe that's when you make a commitment to an activity that
purports to involve a certain level of reward which includes financial
profit. In reality, its more often an adamantium robot cur from another
dimension, who latches onto one of your cuffs and drags you down a slimy
path of horrors and bizarre disappointments, filling your pants up with
pine cones, sludge, dead bugs and sharp things that prick yer genitals.
Its like my psychologist sister ending up "counseling" a buncha
brain-dead kids who proudly admit to huffing and fathering the next
generation of waterheaded thugs, black and white. She said "10 years of
college, including grad school, 4 state board reviews to get here, a
debt of $50k and all so some little shit can call me a fat bitch because
I asked him where he thought he was going to wind up if all he did was
smoke ditch-weed and screw whatever he could get to spread its legs. I
think its called being an adult. I don't recommend it."
Its one letter off of "careen" as well.
HAPPY TO FUCKING WELL HELP, YES I AM.
Zapanaz
H.P. Huey hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
Thunder crashed, H.P. Huey laughed madly, then wrote:
>I asked him where he thought he was going to wind up if all he did was
>smoke ditch-weed and screw whatever he could get to spread its legs
Soon there will be degrees in that, and that will be the promising
career.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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nenslo
<573c83fe-9be0-4a5e...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
You should do something about Namaste'.
tad
> In article
> <573c83fe-9be0-4a5e-aa30-adeb39d73...@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,
Blessed be, Nenslo!
Steve Thompson
> Rev. Back It On Up 13 wrote:
>
> >What is a "career"?
>
> I believe that's when you make a commitment to an activity that
> purports to involve a certain level of reward which includes financial
> profit. In reality, its more often an adamantium robot cur from another
> dimension, who latches onto one of your cuffs and drags you down a slimy
> path of horrors and bizarre disappointments, filling your pants up with
> pine cones, sludge, dead bugs and sharp things that prick yer genitals.
>
> Its like my psychologist sister ending up "counseling" a buncha
> brain-dead kids who proudly admit to huffing and fathering the next
> generation of waterheaded thugs, black and white. She said "10 years of
> college, including grad school, 4 state board reviews to get here, a
> debt of $50k and all so some little shit can call me a fat bitch because
> I asked him where he thought he was going to wind up if all he did was
> smoke ditch-weed and screw whatever he could get to spread its legs. I
> think its called being an adult. I don't recommend it."
>
> Its one letter off of "careen" as well.
>
> HAPPY TO FUCKING WELL HELP, YES I AM.
That was your choice, fuckhead. Perhaps one day we will have real
police and real courts with real judges, and you'll be given the
compensation you truly deserve.
Regards,
Steve
--
I hate racist bitches who follow orders and cling to mommy's skirt.
Steve Thompson
> Rev. Back It On Up 13 wrote:
>
> > You wouldn't BELIEVE the kind of things
> >people like to flush down toilets.
>
> You mean something more weird than their careers?
Not you, though, Huey. You're too smart for that.
Tell all your potential recruits how much MONEY they can earn if they
hook up with your company.
Let's hear about all the hot chicks who will swoon at the telling of
their brave exploits.
Describe all the fringe benefits: the health plan; the retirement
plan; the extremely low risk of criminal prosecution for fraud and war
crimes; the valuable KNOWLEDGE and SKILLS they will acquire in the
mandatory training programs. And more that cannot be written here
because it is SUPER X-LEVEL SECRET!
Do please continue.
mann
> These old fucked up dirty fucking hags from Berkeley are themost
> pathetic fucking idiots on this planet. I really hope they get stoned
> to death by muslims.
>
> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354400,00.html
You can't have a discussion about pathetic pagan idiots without
including SWAMI LORD COLLINS.
Rev Egg Plant
Yeah, mann.
The Sicker Vicar
I hope it's becoming clear, what I said about you not being funny. Or
in any way worth reading.
I'm not even sure you're worth the oxygen you suck up. Do something
about that.
st. bubba, pastor of muppets
thats a GREAT SHOW. i know its supposed to be all about good air in
bad air out and whatnot, but that kate potter is a fox. and as much as
id like to say that i only switch over to it because of the nice asian
relaxation new age muzak, id be lying if i said the first impression i
get every time is "man them girls are BENDY!"
the same company puts out "shimmy" as well, which is a belly dancing
course, but im only mentioning that as a shameless plug since my kid
is involved n the whole production angle of it doing those spooky
alchemical mumbo-jumbo things like "gaffing" and "mochacino-getting"
gimcrackery whatnot behind the scenes
st bubba
mark
> <Rev.Iva...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2d0af9cd-2dee-4607...@m3g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
>> These old fucked up dirty fucking hags from Berkeley are themost
>> pathetic fucking idiots on this planet. I really hope they get stoned
>> to death by muslims.
>>
>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354400,00.html
> oh oh someone who has too much free time!
What do you want? It's the end of the term!
mark
mark
Go back to groveling before BOB, slackers.
Now, over here on a.p, we ought to have a thread about 'relics of a bygone
age" and funnymentalist Christians....
mark