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Will Dockery

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Jul 9, 2008, 10:58:21 AM7/9/08
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"Rob mushmouth Evans" http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh wrote:
>George Dance wrote:
>
> >> > If you don't like reading about Will Dockery, why are you writing
> >> > about him? Why do keep trying, as here, to turn completely unrelated
> >> > threads into threads about him?
> >>
> >> > It sounds to me like you just enjoy bitching, and that you like
> >> > writing about Will Dockery because it gives you more opportunity to
bitch.
> >
> >Too bad that the writing that rap was set up for - "the posting of
> >poems" - is beyond the capacities of all three of you.
>
> Since at least 2 of them have been the only ones posting any poetry
recently

Yes, I try to keep at least one new piece of poetry on the boards at all
times. Thanks for the support, Mushmouth.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk
Guitar/vocals: Henry Conley
Vocal lyricist: Will Dockery
Guest flautist: Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
Live @ Pat's Place Americus, Ga

Rob

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Jul 10, 2008, 2:50:11 AM7/10/08
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In message <61bcb$4874d08e$4c49bcfb$13...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident
King Dumbass squits

>
>
>Yes, I try to keep at least one new piece of poetry on the boards at all
>times. Thanks for the support, Mushmouth.

Thanks for the predictable lies, Duckstub.
>
You post links to unspeakable shit.

You have no support.

Rob
--
Rob Evans

When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.

--
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Amanda Reid

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Jul 10, 2008, 4:12:17 AM7/10/08
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On Jul 9, 9:58 am, "Will Dockery" <dock...@knology.net> wrote:

>
> Yes, I try to keep at least one new pile of shit on the boards at all
> times.
>

You mean like "Guck-Gob Whammin'"?

We know.

Will Dockery

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Jul 10, 2008, 5:23:22 AM7/10/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...

>
> >Yes, I try to keep at least one new piece of poetry on the boards at all
> >times. Thanks for the support, Mushmouth.
>
> Thanks for the predictable lies

No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.

Amanda Reid

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Jul 10, 2008, 6:06:03 AM7/10/08
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On Jul 10, 4:23 am, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> drooled:

>
> my poetry fairly dominates these
> boards,
>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaahahah..aha...haaa...aa..a...

C'mon, now.
That was funny enough to make even /you/ spit the guck out of your
mouth for a change.

Will Dockery

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Jul 10, 2008, 6:26:26 AM7/10/08
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Amanda minced:

>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >  my poetry fairly dominates these boards,
>
> C'mon, now.

Okay, Amanda, here's another recent one...

Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E

Will Dockery - guitar and vocals
P.D. Wilson - soprano recorder

...as always, comment and critique are welcome.


Rob

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Jul 10, 2008, 6:27:34 AM7/10/08
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<251b326a-8a23-47bc...@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>, our
resident King Dumbass squits

>Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> >Yes, I try to keep at least one new piece of poetry on the boards at all
>> >times. Thanks for the support, Mushmouth.
>>
>> Thanks for the predictable lies
>
>No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>
So Duckstub, you can't write OR count.

Will Dockery

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Jul 10, 2008, 6:45:29 AM7/10/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
> >No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
> >boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>
> So , you can't write

No, you lying old crone, I'm averaging about one new one a week this
year... here's another recent one...

Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E

Will Dockery - guitar and vocals
P.D. Wilson - soprano recorder

...and as always, comments and critique is welcome, even from you,
Musdhmouth.

Rob

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Jul 10, 2008, 7:50:33 AM7/10/08
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In message
<432e0111-174e-400f...@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
Will Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> writes

>Amanda minced:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> >  my poetry fairly dominates these boards,
>>
>> C'mon, now.
>
>Okay, Amanda, here's another recent one...
>
>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>
In Duckrish, Duckstub posts another "poem".

In English, our resident King Dumbass posts another "link" to
unspeakable shit.

Rob

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Jul 10, 2008, 7:51:23 AM7/10/08
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In message
<5bdbbb00-0aba-4657...@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>, our
resident Kin Dumbass squits

>Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> >No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>> >boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>>
>> So , you can't write
>
>No, you lying old crone, I'm averaging about one new one a week this
>year... here's another recent one...
>
>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>
That's a link, dumfuk Duckstub - not a newsgroup poem.

And it's a link to unspeakable shit.

You remain the liar here.

Amanda Reid

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Jul 10, 2008, 11:17:15 AM7/10/08
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On Jul 10, 6:50 am, Rob <r...@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In message
> <432e0111-174e-400f-833e-9af17de2b...@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
> Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> writes>Amanda minced:

> >>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >> > my poetry fairly dominates these boards,
>
> >> C'mon, now.
>
> >Okay, Amanda, here's another recent one...
>
> >Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>
> In Duckrish, Duckstub posts another "poem".
>
> In English, our resident King Dumbass posts another "link" to
> unspeakable shit.
>
> Rob


He couldn't get enough whistle past the guck in his mouth, so he added
the recorder.
(Pretty Grade School, save that a grade-schooler does it better by
going to fourth grade only /once/.)

Will Dockery

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Jul 10, 2008, 4:06:16 PM7/10/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
> >> >No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
> >> >boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
> >I'm averaging about one new one a week this
> >year... here's another recent one...
> >
> >Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
> >
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
> >
> That's a link,

Sure is, Mushmouth.

not a newsgroup poem.

The words and chords to this and all the others have been posted here, as
you no doubt know since you've snipped and whined behind every post of mine
now for the last year or so...

Rob

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Jul 11, 2008, 8:18:49 AM7/11/08
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In message <dd650$48766d81$4c49bcfb$19...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident
King Dumbass squits

>Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> >> >No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>> >> >boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>> >I'm averaging about one new one a week this
>> >year... here's another recent one...
>> >
>> >Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>> >
>> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>> >
>> That's a link,
>
>Sure is, Mushmouth.
>
>not a newsgroup poem.
>
Absolutely.
Unspeakable shit is never any kind of poem.

Will Dockery

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Jul 12, 2008, 12:32:34 PM7/12/08
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Amanda wrote:
>
>>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>
> He added the recorder.

The soprano recorder was played by P.D. Wilson:

http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Paul_D._Wilson

{{SS}}

[[Image:Willdockery-and-pdwilson-20080526.jpg|thumb|right|300px|''P.D.
Wilson with Will Dockery in Phenix City'']]

Born June 2 1958 in [[America]], Paul David Wilson is the son of Edwin
and June Wilson (individuals later to be known as [[J. Edward Wilson]]
and [[June Perg Floyd]], respectively).

[[Reclusive]] [[creator]] of [[minicomic]]s, [[music]], and [[art]],
[[Paul D. Wilson]], [[a.k.a.]] [[pd wilson]], [[a.k.a.]]
[[User:pdwilson]] is perhaps best known for his work on the
[[notorious]] [[minicomic]] [[series]] [[publish]]ed in the mid- and
late-[[1980's]] under a [[variety]] of [[pen names]] and [[aliases]].

==Musical works==

*[[Waterworlds]] a saxophone and synth collaboration with [[Mohammed
Bey]] of the [[Atlanta Arts Exchange]], 1987.
*[[The Installation]], 1985 compositions with [[Jim Pontius]],
[[George Buck]], [[Tito Wals]] and [[E. Fennimore]] at the [[Demon
House]] in [[Atlanta, Georgia]].
*[[Riley Country]] a 1988 [[Country Punk]] experiment.
*[[Red Carpet Inn]] 1987 collaboration with [[Carol Horn]].
*[[Exile in the House of the King]] a [[lost work]] from 1978 of
[[folk rock]] compositions, where ''Greybeard Cavalier'', a song later
adapted by the [[Shadowville All-Stars]] first appeared.
*[[Mar-zi-pan]] 1983 saxophone, flute, guitar and vocal compostions.
*2002 compositions with the ''hell-thunk'' band [[Burger God]], led by
[[punk]] [[poet]] [[Elka Bong]].
*Current era work includes various [[blues]], [[folk]], and [[jazz]]
works, among them the [[Shadowville Installation]] project beginning
in 2007, and a [[book]] entitled ''[[Boundaries]]''.

==Publications==

[[Image:Retros4.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Retros 4, 1986. Pencils by
[[John E. Jones]], inks by P.D. Wilson]]

*[[Gamma Pink]] 1986 combination [[minicomic]]/poetry [[chapbook]].
*[[Sawtooth Pulse]] 1986 [[minicomic]]/poetry chapbook.
*[[Idiot Solvent]] 1986 [[collaboration]] with [[Will Dockery]].
*[[Karpet King]] 1986-88 collaboration with [[Carol Horn]].
*[[Pale Blue Land of Caanan]] 1987 poetry [[chapbook]]/minicomic
combination.
*[["N!"]] 1987 minicomic/[[poetry chapbook]] combination.
<blockquote>I think I had it as "N!" or "n!" - that might also be
pronounced as "N-bang" nowadays, though, so I think it might be best
to go w/
spelling it out: "N Factorial" - note that "factorial" is probably the
most commonly given example of a "recursive algorithm" -P.D. Wilson,
2008 [[Factorial]]</blockquote>

==Work For Hire==
*[[minicomic]] scripts, many still unproduced for various [[Will
Dockery]] characters such as the [[superhero]] [[Topaz]] and the
[[Demon Hosue Theatre]] series.
*Many artworks, drawings, [[comic strip]]s, et cetera.

==Unpublished and ''Lost'' works==
*[[Patchwork Reality]] 1976-77
*[[Search for Joni Mitchell]] 1980

==External Links==

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E Shadowville
Installation :: Stoney Hill Triptych, by Will Dockery and p.d. wilson]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6BGlXmtzE8 Greybeard Cavalier video]
Performed by [[Shadowville All-Stars]] written by Will Dockery,
[[0x0000]] and [[Brian Fowler]], based on the work by [[P. D.
Wilson]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB_eYmicG7k Shadowville
Installation :: Toxin on Glass, v1.2]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmiCHinOnTM 0x0000 :: voodoo blues
v1.7]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=LtPG3X6ylYc pdwilson :: Cherokee - a
tribute to Charlie Parker] Koko / Cherokee v2.1 by [[Charlie Parker]]
- flute and guitar by pd wilson - from transcriptions - video by
disembodied spirits - [[Zanesville Underground Recordings]], 2008 -
[[The Ohiowa Multimedia Project]](tm)

--
Truck Stop Woman

Will Dockery

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Jul 13, 2008, 7:08:24 PM7/13/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
>>No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>>boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>>I'm averaging about one new one a week this
>>year... here's another recent one...
>>
>>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>>
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>
> Absolutely.

Glad you agree, Mushmouth.

--
''God's Toybox'' by Dockery-Beck
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

Will Dockery

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Jul 13, 2008, 7:20:42 PM7/13/08
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"Amanda" wrote...
>"Will Dockery" wrote:
>
> > Yes, I try to keep at least one new poem on the boards at all times.
>
> We know.

You should by now, Amanda...

Rob

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Jul 14, 2008, 3:48:14 AM7/14/08
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In message <a488b$487a87db$4c49bcfb$7...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident King
Dumbass squits
>>
>Glad you agree, Mushmouth.
>
FDLSP

Agree that Duck Stub Wammin is the epitome of unintelligible unspeakable
shit?

SDLSP

Absolutely.

Will Dockery

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Jul 14, 2008, 6:28:45 AM7/14/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
> Absolutely.
>
> Rob, the ''mushmouth'' poet
> --
> Rob Evans aka Mushmouth

Glad you agree, Mushmouth, but you accidentally snipped the following
-

Rob

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Jul 14, 2008, 7:47:02 AM7/14/08
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resident King Dumbass squits

>Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:


>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> Absolutely.
>>
>> Rob, the ''mushmouth'' poet
>> --
>> Rob Evans aka Mushmouth
>
>Glad you agree, Mushmouth, but you accidentally snipped the following
>-
>
>>>No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>>>boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>>>I'm averaging about one new one a week this
>>>year... here's another recent one...
>
>>>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>
>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>
>> Absolutely.
>
>Glad you agree, Mushmouth.
>

As predicted.

FDLUP

Agree that Duck Stub Wammin is the epitome of unintelligible unspeakable
shit?

SDLUP

Will Dockery

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Jul 14, 2008, 2:24:35 PM7/14/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
> >> Absolutely.
> >>
> >> Rob, the ''mushmouth'' poet
> >> --
> >> Rob Evans aka Mushmouth
> >
> >Glad you agree, Mushmouth, but you accidentally snipped the following
> >
> >>>No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
> >>>boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
> >>>I'm averaging about one new one a week this
> >>>year... here's another recent one...
> >
> >>>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
> >
> >>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
> >
> >> Absolutely.
> >
> >Glad you agree, Mushmouth.
> >
> As predicted.

As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every post, as
you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.

In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.

Posted: 15 Oct 2007 07:59 Post subject: Rob Evans: Mushmouth Poet

http://tinyurl.com/rob-evans-review

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
----

My opinion of the "poem" and "performance" by Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/stage/poets/robevanspoem.ram

It /is/ a pretty much proven fact that Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans is a whistle
lisping bore... I'll let the individual listeners decide on that, though.

The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound Rob Evans
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/DrSivana.jpg/200px-DrSivana.jpg
produces may not be a speech defect or the result of rotten teeth and/or a
stroke but
actually is just an example of an unexceptional performer of no special
quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptional "poem".

...and you just can't get over it, Mushmouth.

Try to get over it and stop whining and lying... never mind, that's
apparently impossible for you.

Rob

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Jul 15, 2008, 2:55:26 AM7/15/08
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In message <d33e5$487b9aa5$4c49bcfb$10...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident
King Dumbass squits

>Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:


>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> >> Absolutely.
>> >>
>> >> Rob, the ''mushmouth'' poet
>> >> --
>> >> Rob Evans aka Mushmouth
>> >
>> >Glad you agree, Mushmouth, but you accidentally snipped the following
>> >
>> >>>No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>> >>>boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>> >>>I'm averaging about one new one a week this
>> >>>year... here's another recent one...
>> >
>> >>>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>> >
>> >>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>> >
>> >> Absolutely.
>> >
>> >Glad you agree, Mushmouth.
>> >
>> As predicted.
>
>As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every post, as
>you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
>whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
>''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
>
>In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.
>

And the mirror was

FDLSP

Duck Stub Wammin

SDLSP Proving that you are absolutely the master TDLSP of unspeakable
shit .

Will Dockery

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Jul 15, 2008, 6:40:07 PM7/15/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
> George Dance wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> >>>>>I changed it to the poem ''God's Toybox'' just for you, give a
listen...
> >>>>>comments and critique are welcome, as usual.
> >>
> >>>>On what?
> >>
> >>>On ''God's Toybox'', or not.
> >>
> >>>Your choice.
> >>
> > ----------------------------------------
> > "Dockery / was right about yo' momma / that one really sucked"
> >
> > - rapk00k Dennis M. Hammes, critiquing language
>
> So your Mommy /does/ come running

Since you have a /M0mmy/ fixation, perhaps you'll be interested in helping
bail Mama Parnello from jail...

Help save the heart of Parnello's Pizza from incarceration and tragedy...

http://tinyurl.com/Mama-Parnello-in-jail

Hi Will,

Thank you for making a contribution to the Muscular Dystrophy Association
"Jerry's Kids®" . I am going to be arrested, handcuffed and locked up for
Muscular Dystrophy this Thursday. My bail is set at $2400. That's why I
need your help!

Please forward this request to your friends. I have only raised $850 so
far. People can donate with their debit card or credit card on my
Participant Page (see hyperlink below) or send a check to me at Parnello's.
Make the check out to Muscular Dystrophy or MDA. It is tax deductible.

Thanks,
Pattie Bovaird
Parnello's Restaurant

--
Will Dockery:
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery


Will Dockery

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Jul 15, 2008, 6:54:16 PM7/15/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
>>No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>>boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>>I'm averaging about one new one a week this
>>year... here's another recent one...
>>
>>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>>
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>>
>>As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every post,
as
>>you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet

>>whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
>>''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
>>
>>In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.
>
> And the mirror

Revealed your pathetic face and the dreary whistle-lisping performance that
came from your brown-stained smirk, Mushmouth.

Rafael Corazon

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Jul 16, 2008, 3:58:19 AM7/16/08
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In message <c2eb1$487d2b77$4c49bcfb$10...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident
King Dumbass squits

Despite your snipping, your typical mirror remains the likes of Duck
Stub Whammin and that simply confirms what we all know - you write
unspeakable shit and gargle it in an unintentionally amusing manner.

Will Dockery

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Jul 16, 2008, 5:06:16 AM7/16/08
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Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
> >>>No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
> >>>boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
> >>>I'm averaging about one new one a week this
> >>>year... here's another recent one...
> >>>
> >>>Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
> >>>
> >>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
> >>>
> >>>As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every
post,
> >as
> >>>you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic
> > http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet
> >>>whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
> >>>''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
> >>>
> >>>In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.
> >>
> >> And the mirror
> >
> >Revealed your pathetic face and the dreary whistle-lisping performance
that
> >came from your brown-stained smirk, Mushmouth.
>
> Despite your snipping

As I pointed out last year, the interesting yet pathetic fact is that you're
constantly projecting. Everything you accuse me of, turns out that /you/ are
guilty of, Mushmouth.

--
"God's Toybox" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 16, 2008, 10:09:56 AM7/16/08
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Will Dockery posted yet another:

>
> brown-stained smirk
>

Too bad it isn't a brown-stained smock.
You could pretend to be a Nazi.
(Then we'd hafta be afra-a-a-aid!)

--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 16, 2008, 10:11:19 AM7/16/08
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Rafael Corazon wrote:

The dwarf never falls very far from the mountain, does he.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 16, 2008, 10:12:52 AM7/16/08
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Will Dockery claimed to be:

>
> constantly projecting.
>

Well, no. You're not bright enough to project anything even once.

Barbara's Cat

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Jul 16, 2008, 7:31:08 PM7/16/08
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Dennis M. Hammes wrote:

> Will "Goober Duck" Dockery claimed to be:


>
> > constantly projecting.
>
>
> Well, no. You're not bright enough to project anything even once.


Lackofilament: a common Gooberville birth defect.


--
Cm~

"I'm saying when it comes to serious drinking
name brands are bullshit. Alchohol is alchohol."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, 15 Oct 2006

Will Dockery

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Jul 16, 2008, 7:36:50 PM7/16/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > constantly projecting.
>
> Well, no.

Well, yes.

After all, your denial of your latent homosexuality is to be expected, given
the obvious self-hatred in your blustering homophobic projections.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley video

Will Dockery

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Jul 16, 2008, 7:58:57 PM7/16/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> You could pretend to be a Nazi.

While with your racism and fantasies of genocide you come across as the real
thing.

--
Truck Stop Woman [video] by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk


Barbara's Cat

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Jul 16, 2008, 8:43:31 PM7/16/08
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Will "Goober Duck" Dockery once again ineffectively quacked:

> While with your racism and fantasies of genocide
> you come across as the real thing.


Still trying to pole-vault using a wet spaghetti, eh, Goober?


--
Cm~

"I win."
- Will Dockery
getting nowhere,
gaining nothing,
again.

Will Dockery

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Jul 16, 2008, 8:33:21 PM7/16/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>Rob http://tinyurl.com/Mushmouth-Poet-Rob-Evans wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>
>>>> No, Mushmouth, love it or hate it, my poetry fairly dominates these
>>>> boards, and for you to deny it makes /you/ the liar.
>>>> I'm averaging about one new one a week this
>>>> year... here's another recent one...
>>>>
>>>> Shadowville Installation :: [LR] Stoney Hill Triptych
>>>>
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1mj3dBE00E
>>>>
>>>> As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every
>>>> post, as you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/
pathetic
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet
>>>
>>>> whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
>>>> ''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
>>>>
>>>> In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.
>>>
>>> And the mirror
>>
>> Revealed your pathetic face and the dreary whistle-lisping performance
that
>> came from your brown-stained smirk, Mushmouth.
>
> The dwarf never falls

Sounds like he's drowning in his own mush, though... while whsitle-lisping
desperately for help.

Barbara's Cat

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Jul 16, 2008, 9:13:16 PM7/16/08
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Will "Goober Duck" Dockery going for a record, quacked:


> whsitle-lisping


I'm quite sure Guinness doesn't list a record for
"Most Repeated Lame Quack". Too bad for you, eh?

So unoriginal. So without true talent. So Dockery.


--
Cm~

"Like it or not, my paragraph is
an original thought"
- Will Dockery claiming
to know the meaning of
the word "original"

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 17, 2008, 4:23:53 AM7/17/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

>
> latent homosexuality
> obvious self-hatred
> blustering homophobic projections
>

Same old...

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 17, 2008, 4:24:43 AM7/17/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

Sounds like the only good Dockery is a dead Dockery.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 17, 2008, 4:22:05 AM7/17/08
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Barbara's Cat wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>
>>Will "Goober Duck" Dockery claimed to be:
>>
>>
>>>constantly projecting.
>>
>>
>>Well, no. You're not bright enough to project anything even once.
>
>
>
> Lackofilament: a common Gooberville birth defect.
>
>

Most parts of the country, that "filament" is called a moral fiber.
(Dockery still can't figure out what that filament by it.)

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 17, 2008, 4:31:36 AM7/17/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
>> You could pretend to be a Nazi.
>
>
> While with your racism and fantasies of genocide you come across as the real
> thing.
>

Poor little cocksucker.
Bearing false witness is a summary capital offense that would put
you right out of your misery.
Too bad all you can manage is bearing false wetness.

Will Dockery

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Jul 17, 2008, 2:07:03 PM7/17/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> suck more cock

You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.

--
"God's Toybox" by Will Dockery-Dennis Beck:
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

> >Mushmouth's burbling whistle-lisping ''poetry'' performance:
> > >
> > >http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet


> > >
> > >As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every

post... in fact, I've proven /you/ to be the liar many
> times over.
>
> > You're the one who has to respond to EVERYBODY
>
> Wrong again, liar... but I /will/ continue to set the record straight and
> correct the lies written about me.


>
> > >you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic

> > >whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
> > >''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
> >

> > How can you "nail anything"
>
> I did, which is why you had to snip the post, Mushmouth.
>
> Here it is again, to set the record straight.
>
> Rob Evans, mushmouth poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
> >Will Dockery wrote...
> >
> >>You flatter yourself, Mushmouth. You're not so much ''odd'' as just a
> >>little old man whistle-lisping your very mundane chopped-up-prose
> >>through a mouth stuffed with gunk.
> >>>
> >>Yes, I've heard your whistle-lisping recording.
> >>
> >>Your gunkmouthed whistle-lisping is instantly
> >>noticable on your chopped-up-prose recording.
>
> Mushmouth's burbling whistle-lisping ''poetry'' performance:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet


>
> As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every post,
as
> you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/ pathetic

> whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
> ''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
>
> In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.
>

> Posted: 15 Oct 2007 07:59 Post subject: Rob Evans: Mushmouth Poet
>
> http://tinyurl.com/rob-evans-review
>

> My opinion of the "poem" and "performance" by Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans:
>

> It /is/ a pretty much proven fact that Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans is a whistle
> lisping bore... I'll let the individual listeners decide on that, though.
>
> The whistle-lisping gunkmouthed sound Rob Evans

> produces may not be a speech defect or the result of rotten teeth and/or a
> stroke but actually is just an example of an unexceptional performer of no
> special quality, mundane, bored and boring, reading an unexceptional
"poem".
>
> ...and you just can't get over it, Mushmouth.
>
> Try to get over it and stop whining and lying... never mind, that's
> apparently impossible for you.
>

> > For you, intelligibility is a lost cause.
>
> You seem to have comprehension problems... and an obvious jealousy of my
> superior abilities, Mushmouth.
>
> >>Thanks for the critique, but a listen to my recording [link below]
> >>will reveal that the ''unintelligibilty'' problem is in your own head,
you
> senile crone.
> >>
> > I've listened to many of your "recordings"
>
> Thanks, that's what the links are here for.

Rafael Corazon

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Jul 17, 2008, 6:41:25 PM7/17/08
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In message <78026$487e92c7$4c49bcfb$28...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident
King Dumbass squits
>
>

>Sounds like he's drowning in his own mush, though... while whsitle-lisping
>desperately for help.
>
Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Yep, you do sound a little like that.

Will Dockery

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Jul 18, 2008, 1:26:19 AM7/18/08
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"Rafael Corazon" wrote...
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
> >Sounds like Rob ''mushmouth'' Evans is drowning in his own mush,

though... while whsitle-lisping
> >desperately for help.
>
> Yep

You accidentally snipped the rest of the post -

>>>> As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every
>>>> post, as you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/

pathetic ''poetry performance''


>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/mushmouth-poet
>>>
>>>> whistle-lisping burble of chopped-up-prose, and your boring imagery of
>>>> ''Today wasth \tweet\ poeths \tweet\ day...''.
>>>>
>>>> In other words, I held the mirror up to you, Mushmouth.

--

Will Dockery

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Jul 18, 2008, 1:39:08 AM7/18/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...

> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > latent homosexuality
> > obvious self-hatred
> > blustering homophobic projections
>
> Same old...

Same old fixation you've been on for years now... we know.

--
''God's Toybox'' by Dockery-Beck
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars


Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 18, 2008, 4:17:51 AM7/18/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
>>suck more cock
>
>
> You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>

Whereas you don't need any practice; your Mommy taught you everything
you needed to know about it before you were seven.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 18, 2008, 4:22:33 AM7/18/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>
>>>latent homosexuality
>>>obvious self-hatred
>>>blustering homophobic projections
>>
>>Same old...
>
>
> Same old fixation you've been on for years now... we know.
>

The fact that you're a cocksucking(1) little(2) yellow(3) cannibal(4)
queer(5) with no rights in or to my civilisation?
A slowly-moving freeby(6) with no language(7) and no salable(8)
skills(9)?
We know.

__________
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: Q.v.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 18, 2008, 4:23:49 AM7/18/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Rafael Corazon" wrote...
>
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>>
>>>Sounds like Rob ''mushmouth'' Evans is drowning in his own mush,
>
> though... while whsitle-lisping
>
>>>desperately for help.
>>
>>Yep
>
>
> You accidentally snipped the rest of the post -
>

The part about your being a cocksucker?
We knew already.

Napoleon Blownapart

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Jul 18, 2008, 12:09:58 PM7/18/08
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On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:41:25 +0100, Rafael Corazon wrote:

> In message <78026$487e92c7$4c49bcfb$28...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident King
> Dumbass squits
>>
>>
>>Sounds like he's drowning in his own mush, though... while
>>whsitle-lisping desperately for help.
>>
> Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
>
> Yep, you do sound a little like that.

Funny how Duckery is the only one to ever make those claims. Wonder why
that is?

Will Dockery

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Jul 18, 2008, 12:05:35 PM7/18/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...

> Will Dockery wrote:
> > "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> >>suck more cock
> >
> > You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>
> Whereas you don't need any practice

Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no interest in
performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to practice.

You, on the underhand, seem to be /desperate/ to get started.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley

Rafael Corazon

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Jul 18, 2008, 3:18:45 PM7/18/08
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In message <e4115$48802b3b$4c49ba48$29...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident King
Dumbass squits
>

>"Rafael Corazon" wrote...
>>Will Dockery wrote...
>>
>> >Sounds like Rob ''mushmouth'' Evans is drowning in his own mush,
>though... while whsitle-lisping
>> >desperately for help.
>>
>> Yep
>
>You accidentally snipped the rest of the post -

You did indeed:

Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Yep, you do sound a helluva lot like that.


>
>>>>> As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every
>>>>> post, as you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/
>pathetic ''poetry performance''
>>>>

And you've "accidentally" overlooked a previous reply to this which was
that I respond to about 20% of your posts because the other 80% of your
posts are spent in responding to being kicked by everybody else.

Thus you, Duckstub, are in contention for being the biggest whiner on
Usenet, let alone the 4 or 5 newsgroups you habitually cross-post.

Will Dockery

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Jul 18, 2008, 3:43:29 PM7/18/08
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Rafael Corazon wrote...
>Will Dockery wrote...
>
>>Sounds like Rob ''mushmouth'' Evans is drowning in his own mush,
>>though... while whsitle-lisping
>>desperately for help.
>>
> >> Yep
> >
> >You accidentally snipped the rest of the post -
>
> You did indeed:

No, /you/ did, but...

Thanks for the critique-n-plugs, though I note you're too lazy to provide
links... I will later, though.

> Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
>
> Yep, you do sound a helluva lot like that.

Nope, I don't sound you the Rob Evans whistle-lip blubber, thank God.

> >>>>> As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every
> >>>>> post, as you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/
> >pathetic ''poetry performance''
> >>>>
> And you've "accidentally" overlooked

Not at all... since you've been making the same whining reply for over a
year now, since I nailed you for the mushmouthed whistle-lisper of
chopped-up-prose.

Get over it, Mushmouth.

Or not.

Frogtown Hollow Bluegrass Jam
Sunday July 20 starting around noon
at the RV park off Macon Road

I do hope to attend, though I'm not sure if Gene-0 and Conley will be able
to... thus cutting my performance down to whatever musicians I can gather
there on the spot. So, anyone coming to this event willing to fill in for
either of these members during my set on Truck Stop Woman and a couple
others, perhaps improv on-the-spot songwriting/jamming, let me know here,
and we can kick it off with a bit of the Shadowville magic at, I think,
around noon...

Here's a rough draft of TSW to give y'all the basic idea -

Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk

Guitar/vocals: Henry Conley
Vocal lyricist: Will Dockery
Guest flautist: Gene Woolfolk, Jr.
Live @ Pat's Place Americus, Ga

By the way, the thread I began promoting the even is now up to 193 replies
and counting over at

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.arts.poetry.comments/topics?hl=en

Come over and help me promote this important Shadowville event...

>> Skybar Entertainment Presents:
>> FrogTown Hollow
>> Bluegrass Jam
>> July 20, 2008
>> 12:00pm until
>>
>> At Lake Pines Campground
>> 6404 Garrett Rd. Columbus, GA
>>
>> Featuring:
>> -Packway Handle
>> -Blue Harvest
>> -Bibb City Ramblers
>> -Pilgrimage Southern Gospel Band
>>
>> Plus Open Mic and Parking Lot Pickin'
>> *RV Hookups *Big Rig Friendly
>> *Tent Camping * Hay Rides, Pool, horseshoes, Bike Rentals, and Hiking.
>> Catfish Fry, Bar-B-Que & much more.
>> For more information call:
>> (706)289-7510 or visit our website
>> www.frogtownhollowbluegrassjam.com

--
Will Dockery:
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery

> Skybar Entertainment Presents:
>
> FrogTown Hollow
>
> Bluegrass Jam
>
> July 20, 2008
>
> 12:00pm until


Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 19, 2008, 3:42:59 AM7/19/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>>>>suck more cock
>>>
>>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>>
>>Whereas you don't need any practice
>
>
> Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no interest in
> performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to practice.
>

Then why do you practice on UseNet?
Oh, wait, that isn't "practice," is it.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 19, 2008, 3:43:52 AM7/19/08
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Rafael Corazon wrote:

> In message <e4115$48802b3b$4c49ba48$29...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident King
> Dumbass squits
>
>>
>> "Rafael Corazon" wrote...
>>
>>> Will Dockery wrote...
>>>
>>> >Sounds like Rob ''mushmouth'' Evans is drowning in his own mush,
>>
>> though... while whsitle-lisping
>>
>>> >desperately for help.
>>>
>>> Yep
>>
>>
>> You accidentally snipped the rest of the post -
>
>
> You did indeed:
>
> Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
>
> Yep, you do sound a helluva lot like that.
>
>>
>>>>>> As could have been predicted, here you are, whining behind my every
>>>>>> post, as you have for over a year now, ever since I nailed /your/
>>
>> pathetic ''poetry performance''
>>
>>>>>
> And you've "accidentally" overlooked a previous reply to this which was
> that I respond to about 20% of your posts because the other 80% of your
> posts are spent in responding to being kicked by everybody else.
>
> Thus you, Duckstub, are in contention for being the biggest whiner on
> Usenet, let alone the 4 or 5 newsgroups you habitually cross-post.
>
> Rob


The Devil went down to Georgia
For a bit of a fiddle and drink;
And when he arrived at Columbus,
He said, "God, what's that stink?"

God laid his beer beside his ear
And said, "I gave you cactus
For tequila, grain for beer,
And Ducks for target practice,

"And what you smell's the deadest Duck
To drown hisself in booze yet,
To shit the page, fall off the stage,
Or get shot up on UseNet,

"And I'll thank you for a hand or two
To pack it off to Hell,
And roast it, high, 'til the juices dry
And rid us of the smell."

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 19, 2008, 3:51:56 AM7/19/08
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Will Dockery wrote:


You've been dragging out this cock to suck it in our faces for a
week, now.
Why?
Nobody around here small enough to Appreciate your Ministry, eh?
Oh.
Right.
Nobody in Shadowville small enough to Appreciate your Ministry,
either.

This is an international little magazine for the writing and
discussion of poetry in English, and the biggest thing in your
universe is a local roadside meeting of Bud-sucking garage-bangers.
Oh, wait.
That's not "a week," is it.
That's more like "seven years" of braging how well you little
local cocks kiss each other into Princes.
"We know."
Kissing frogs into Princes has been a staple of English Literature
(and the rest of Europe) for 1500 years.

Will Dockery

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Jul 19, 2008, 4:02:45 AM7/19/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>Will Dockery wrote:
>>"Dennis M. Hammes"  wrote:
>
> >>>>suck more cock
>
> >>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>
> >>Whereas you don't need any practice
>
> > Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no interest in
> > performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to practice.
>
> Then why

You accidentally snipped my last line.

''...Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no


interest in performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to

practice...''

''...You, on the underhand, seem to be /desperate/ to get started.''

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 19, 2008, 4:08:40 AM7/19/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>>>>>>suck more cock
>>
>>>>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>>
>>>>Whereas you don't need any practice
>>
>>>Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no interest in
>>>performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to practice.
>>
>>Then why
>
>
> You accidentally snipped my last line.
>

You're right. I was aiming for your neck.

Will Dockery

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Jul 19, 2008, 4:28:26 AM7/19/08
to
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>Will Dockery wrote:
>>"Dennis M. Hammes"  wrote:
>
>>>>>suck more cock
>
>>>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>
>>>Whereas you don't need any practice
>
>>Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no interest in
>>performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to practice.
>
>>You, on the underhand, seem to be /desperate/ to get started.
>
> You're right.  

That's a given.

>I was aiming for your neck.

That's some Freudian Slip you made there... heh.

Barbara's Cat

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Jul 19, 2008, 10:23:28 AM7/19/08
to
Napoleon Blownapart wrote:

> Rafael Corazon wrote:
>
> > our resident King Dumbass squits
> >
> >> Sounds like he's drowning in his own mush, though... while
> >> whsitle-lisping desperately for help.
> >
> >
> > Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Yep, you do sound a little like that.
>
>
> Funny how Duckery is the only one to ever make those claims.
> Wonder why that is?


It's because it's always
the damaged ball bearing that squeals,
the ruptured tire that da-flaps-da-flaps,
the wounded alley dog that yelps,
the ain't-gonna-make-it runt duckling that quacks,
and the wet-diapered child that cries.


--
Cm~

"but I didn't whine and complain"
- Goober Duck Will Dockery
Whining and Complaining

Barbara's Cat

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Jul 19, 2008, 10:28:11 AM7/19/08
to
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:

> The Devil went down to Georgia
> For a bit of a fiddle and drink;
> And when he arrived at Columbus,
> He said, "God, what's that stink?"
>
> God laid his beer beside his ear
> And said, "I gave you cactus
> For tequila, grain for beer,
> And Ducks for target practice,
>
> "And what you smell's the deadest Duck
> To drown hisself in booze yet,
> To shit the page, fall off the stage,
> Or get shot up on UseNet,
>
> "And I'll thank you for a hand or two
> To pack it off to Hell,
> And roast it, high, 'til the juices dry
> And rid us of the smell."


<snort>

--
Cm~

"Whatever your opinion of me is,
those are the facts, all archived."
- Self-Roasting Duckery

Will Dockery

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Jul 19, 2008, 12:23:48 PM7/19/08
to
"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> The Devil went down to Georgia

//plagiarism snipped//

Looks like you can add ''thief'' to your ''racist'' and ''homophobe''
laurels, Uncle Hammes.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery/Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk

Napoleon Blownapart

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Jul 19, 2008, 1:34:44 PM7/19/08
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On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:23:28 -0400, Barbara's Cat wrote:

> Napoleon Blownapart wrote:
>
>> Rafael Corazon wrote:
>>
>> > our resident King Dumbass squits
>> >
>> >> Sounds like he's drowning in his own mush, though... while
>> >> whsitle-lisping desperately for help.
>> >
>> >
>> > Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
>> >
>> > Yep, you do sound a little like that.
>>
>>
>> Funny how Duckery is the only one to ever make those claims. Wonder why
>> that is?
>
>
> It's because it's always
> the damaged ball bearing that squeals, the ruptured tire that
> da-flaps-da-flaps, the wounded alley dog that yelps,
> the ain't-gonna-make-it runt duckling that quacks, and the wet-diapered
> child that cries.

What's that other one? "The nail that sticks up gets hammered" or
something like that?

Napoleon Blownapart

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On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:28:11 -0400, Barbara's Cat wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
>> The Devil went down to Georgia
>> For a bit of a fiddle and drink;
>> And when he arrived at Columbus,
>> He said, "God, what's that stink?"
>>
>> God laid his beer beside his ear
>> And said, "I gave you cactus
>> For tequila, grain for beer,
>> And Ducks for target practice,
>>
>> "And what you smell's the deadest Duck
>> To drown hisself in booze yet,
>> To shit the page, fall off the stage,
>> Or get shot up on UseNet,
>>
>> "And I'll thank you for a hand or two
>> To pack it off to Hell,
>> And roast it, high, 'til the juices dry
>> And rid us of the smell."
>
>
> <snort>

IAWTS

Will Dockery

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Jul 19, 2008, 4:29:06 PM7/19/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> Most parts of the country, that "filament" is called a moral fiber.

Dennis M. Hammes, the racist homophobe plagiarist, whining about ''moral
fiber''.

That's a rich bit of hypocrisy, old bugfuck.

--

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 20, 2008, 1:27:04 AM7/20/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>>>>>>suck more cock
>>
>>>>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>>
>>>>Whereas you don't need any practice
>>

<lying shit snipped>

You accidentally added a mountain of duckshit to a simple truth.

Who was it, said, "How to make a Goober Duck quack:
1. Type truth.
2. Hit 'Send'."

"Ho more calls, we have a winner."

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 20, 2008, 1:29:43 AM7/20/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>>>>>>suck more cock
>>
>>>>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>>
>>>>Whereas you don't need any practice
>>
>>>Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no interest in
>>>performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to practice.
>>
>>>You, on the underhand, seem to be /desperate/ to get started.
>>
>>You're right.
>
>
> That's a given.
>
>
>>I was aiming for your neck.
>
>
> That's some Freudian Slip you made there... heh.
>

More of a bacon-grease snip.
(I really shouldn't use a sword in the kitchen, but practice is
whatever you can make of it, like dividing a ham in one stroke.)

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 20, 2008, 1:30:46 AM7/20/08
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Will Dockery wrote:

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
>>Most parts of the country, that "filament" is called a moral fiber.
>
>
> Dennis M. Hammes, the racist homophobe plagiarist, whining about ''moral
> fiber''.
>
> That's a rich bit of hypocrisy, old bugfuck.
>

No, I'm Spartacus. gg is "old bugfuck."

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 20, 2008, 1:42:47 AM7/20/08
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Barbara's Cat wrote:

> Napoleon Blownapart wrote:
>
>
>>Rafael Corazon wrote:
>>
>>
>>>our resident King Dumbass squits
>>>
>>>
>>>>Sounds like he's drowning in his own mush, though... while
>>>>whsitle-lisping desperately for help.
>>>
>>>
>>>Duck Stub Whammin n' Zrrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Yep, you do sound a little like that.
>>
>>
>>Funny how Duckery is the only one to ever make those claims.
>>Wonder why that is?
>
>
>
> It's because it's always
> the damaged ball bearing that squeals,
> the ruptured tire that da-flaps-da-flaps,

(Ain't it a ruptured duck, does that?)

> the wounded alley dog that yelps,
> the ain't-gonna-make-it runt duckling that quacks,
> and the wet-diapered child that cries.
>

the stupidest monkey that squeals about not letting go of your nuts,
the sickest drunk that makes the most retching noises,
and the biggest turd that makes all the extra noise going down.

Cascade?

Dennis M. Hammes

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Jul 20, 2008, 1:43:47 AM7/20/08
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Napoleon Blownapart wrote:

In Dockery's case, the nail that lies on the floor is already hammered.

Will Dockery

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Jul 20, 2008, 3:32:17 PM7/20/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>Will Dockery wrote:
>>"Dennis M. Hammes"  wrote:
>
> >>>>>>suck more cock
>
> >>>>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>
> >>>>Whereas you don't need any practice
>
> >>>Since it's your fantasy, and the fact remains that I have no interest in
> >>>performing that activity, no, I won't be needing to practice.
>
> >>>You, on the underhand, seem to be /desperate/ to get started.
>
> >>You're right.  
>
> > That's a given.
>
> >>I was aiming for your neck.
>
> > That's some Freudian Slip you made there... heh.
>
> More of a bacon-grease

No doubt.

Will Dockery

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Jul 21, 2008, 11:40:17 AM7/21/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>Will Dockery wrote:
>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
>>>suck more cock
>>
>>You seem to be getting plenty of practice at that... heh.
>>
>>Actually, you don't need any practice, apparently,
>> or since you're still in the closet, you're ''ready for bear''.
>
> You accidentally

<lying shit snipped>

Slurp on, Uncle Hammes... and keep on proving me right.

You know you can't help yourself, or your gay fantasies.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley

Will Dockery

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Jul 23, 2008, 3:12:10 PM7/23/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> >>Most parts of the country, that "filament" is called a moral fiber.
>
> > Dennis M. Hammes, the racist homophobe plagiarist, whining about ''moral
> > fiber''. That's a rich bit of hypocrisy, old bugfuck.
>
> No, gg is "old bugfuck."

From this side of the fence the description nails you most accurately.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Jul 25, 2008, 1:14:30 AM7/25/08
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"Will Dockery" <doc...@knology.net> wrote in message
news:ec9df$487d2825$4c49bcfb$99...@KNOLOGY.NET...
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...

>> George Dance wrote:
>>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>>>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>I changed it to the poem ''God's Toybox'' just for you, give a
> listen...
>> >>>>>comments and critique are welcome, as usual.
>> >>
>> >>>>On what?
>> >>
>> >>>On ''God's Toybox'', or not.
>> >>
>> >>>Your choice.
>> >>
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > "Dockery / was right about yo' momma / that one really sucked"
>> >
>> > - rapk00k Dennis M. Hammes, critiquing language
>>
>> So your Mommy /does/ come running
>
> Since you have a /M0mmy/ fixation, perhaps you'll be interested in helping
> bail Mama Parnello from jail...
>
> Help save the heart of Parnello's Pizza from incarceration and tragedy...
>


With you around it probably seems like both


Will Dockery

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Aug 3, 2008, 4:53:37 AM8/3/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...

> Will Dockery wrote:
> > "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
> > While with your racism and fantasies of genocide you come across as the
real thing, Hammes.
>
> Poor little cocksucker.

There you go, proving my point again.

> Bearing false witness is a summary capital offense that would put
> you right out of your misery.

''Would'' is the key word here, since you're well known as a blustering
senile old fool with violent fantasies.

Which ties in with your violent homophobia and racism... which I'd also bet
the farm you'd never have the courage to utter in public.

> Too bad all you can manage is bearing false wetness.

All /you/ can manage is another ''poor little cocksucker'' and silly
fantasies of violence, Hammes.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Aug 3, 2008, 2:17:20 PM8/3/08
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"Will Dockery" <doc...@knology.net> wrote in message
news:552de$489573bc$4b4c71e9$41...@KNOLOGY.NET...

>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> > "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>> > While with your racism and fantasies of genocide you come across as the
> real thing, Hammes.
>>
>> Poor little cocksucker.
>
> There you go, proving my point again.


Which is what? That you fellatio other men?


Will Dockery

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Aug 3, 2008, 5:28:47 PM8/3/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > Since you have a /M0mmy/ fixation, perhaps you'll be interested in
helping bail Mama Parnello from jail...
> >
> > Help save the heart of Parnello's Pizza from incarceration and
tragedy...
>
> With you around it probably seems like both

I'm your biggest tragedy, Uncle Hammy.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Aug 3, 2008, 10:20:29 PM8/3/08
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"Will Dockery" <doc...@knology.net> wrote in message
news:dfae4$489624db$4b4c71e9$31...@KNOLOGY.NET...

> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> > Since you have a /M0mmy/ fixation, perhaps you'll be interested in
> helping bail Mama Parnello from jail...
>> >
>> > Help save the heart of Parnello's Pizza from incarceration and
> tragedy...
>>
>> With you around it probably seems like both
>
> I'm Usenet's biggest tragedy, Uncle Hammy.


Dennis M. Hammes

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Aug 4, 2008, 2:58:12 AM8/4/08
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That's what the drunken mosquito seD when /he/ sucked himself to
death, too!

Rob Evans

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Aug 4, 2008, 2:28:00 PM8/4/08
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In message <dfae4$489624db$4b4c71e9$31...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident
King Dumbass squits

>"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...


>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>> > Since you have a /M0mmy/ fixation, perhaps you'll be interested in
>helping bail Mama Parnello from jail...
>> >
>> > Help save the heart of Parnello's Pizza from incarceration and
>tragedy...
>>
>> With you around it probably seems like both
>
>I'm your biggest tragedy, Uncle Hammy.
>

You're nobody's tragedy but your own. You should thank God for the
pain-killer of stupidity.

Rob
--
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I reach for 45-calibre pearls.

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Dennis M. Hammes

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Aug 5, 2008, 5:08:37 AM8/5/08
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Rob Evans wrote:

> In message <dfae4$489624db$4b4c71e9$31...@KNOLOGY.NET>, our resident
> King Dumbass squits
>
>> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...
>>
>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>>
>>> > Since you have a /M0mmy/ fixation, perhaps you'll be interested in
>>
>> helping bail Mama Parnello from jail...
>>
>>> >
>>> > Help save the heart of Parnello's Pizza from incarceration and
>>
>> tragedy...
>>
>>>
>>> With you around it probably seems like both
>>
>>
>> I'm your biggest tragedy, Uncle Hammy.
>>
> You're nobody's tragedy but your own. You should thank God for the
> pain-killer of stupidity.
>
> Rob


P.S.: A hammer works nearly as well.

Will Dockery

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Aug 7, 2008, 10:37:14 AM8/7/08
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Rob Evans <mush...@poet.com> wrote:
>
> You're nobody's tragedy

And don't plan to be.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Aug 8, 2008, 12:27:16 AM8/8/08
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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Rob Evans <mush...@poet.com> wrote:
>>
>> You're nobody's tragedy
>
> And don't plan to be.


Does this mean you won't be putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the
trigger?


Dennis M. Hammes

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Aug 8, 2008, 2:21:39 AM8/8/08
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:

No, but he keeps sucking the wrong end.

Will Dockery

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Aug 8, 2008, 2:18:58 AM8/8/08
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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote...

> Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:
> > "Will Dockery" wrote...

> >>Rob Evans <mush...@poet.com> wrote:
>
> >>>You're nobody's tragedy
> >>
> >>And don't plan to be.
> >
> > Does this mean you won't be putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the
trigger?
> >
> No

Obviously not.

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