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Peter Lucas  
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 More options Sep 27 2001, 11:34 pm
Newsgroups: alt.ozdebate
From: "Peter Lucas" <skys...@earthling.net>
Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:34:36 +1000
Local: Thurs, Sep 27 2001 11:34 pm
Subject: Re: Telstra's new voice recognition!!

"DJ!"
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omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 27 Sep 2001 22:24:42 +1000, "Peter Lucas"
> <skys...@earthling.net> wrote:

> >You're all bitter and twisted because you're a loner, right?
> >Stop spending your money on gadgets, go to a Lonely Hearts club somewhere
> >and get yourself a girl (or boy) and you'll find your life will be so
much
> >more satisfying. And get your mummy to teach you how to iron your shirt
> >collars down and put a tie on properly, you look like a dag!

> Pot. Kettle. Black.

I already know how to iron my collars down and how to put a tie on properly.
You need more lessons.

> You tell your story so well, Petey. I'm not the one up past 3am
> posting drivel to a newsgroup.

So now you've become the 'Posting Time Nazi' as well?

> But, why do you need to assume that everyone is in your unenviable
> position in life?

I don't need to assume anything. We can all see you're a loner by the
photo's you post.
Have you ticked 'Yes' to the organ donation box on your drivers licence? If
so, have you considered suicide? It'd make your lonely life finally have
some meaning even if it is just to be an incubator for a set of lungs for
somebody worthwhile.

>Just out of curiosity, have you resolved your
> bedwetting problem? Still telling your mother that you spilled a glass
> of orange juice in bed every night?

No need to, I killed her.

> Help is available. Just ask Andy for some advice.

Don't tell me........ you taught him everything?

 
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